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00:00:09I want to flip Adrien.
00:00:10Why the fuck would I ever talk to you?
00:00:11Because you gave Starlight that footage.
00:00:13Surveillance footage was taken from Prime Analytics and given to Starlight.
00:00:16She just wanted some help.
00:00:18She confessed. Leak plugged.
00:00:20You don't think the next word out of her mouth might have been useful?
00:00:23My dad's about to die.
00:00:24I need a dose of compound V, and I need it today.
00:00:30What the fuck?
00:00:31What happens when he finds out you murdered his family?
00:00:34It was me.
00:00:35What was it?
00:00:35I'm so sorry.
00:00:39Kimi, go!
00:00:40Starlight visited a clinic, and she had an abortion.
00:00:43Baby killer!
00:00:49What happened to me back there?
00:00:52Welcome to Godolkin University.
00:00:54The virus only affects soups that attaches to the compound V in their blood.
00:00:57Concentrate the dose.
00:00:58Let's see how sick we can make her.
00:01:00Is this all of it?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:01You're the only one who knows how to replicate her.
00:01:08In a world of chaos, some things never change.
00:01:12That good will always win.
00:01:14That love conquers all.
00:01:16And that heroes will answer the call to protect.
00:01:19To inspire.
00:01:23How can I make her?
00:01:29How can I make her?
00:01:34Oh, man.
00:01:40How can I make her?
00:01:44How can I make her?
00:01:49Welcome to the B-52 Expo.
00:01:52Now, please give a big round of applause for your hosts, Cameron Coleman and the Geek.
00:02:12Home later.
00:02:14Nice trip, home.
00:02:17We are so excited to be here with you, celebrating another year.
00:02:21This turnout, they love the fuck out of you.
00:02:25Talk about Red Circus.
00:02:29Scheduled to release this summer, G-Men World War III.
00:02:33And it's just one of the many new projects we've got coming to you on the VCU timeline.
00:02:36Phases 7 through 19.
00:02:41Which we'll be sharing with you all today in exhaustive detail.
00:02:46Are you okay?
00:02:48Is there anything like buzzing or tingling or weird?
00:02:52Well, I'm telling you, I feel great.
00:02:56Are you absolutely sure I had a stroke?
00:02:58Yes.
00:02:58What's the last thing you remember?
00:03:00Let me see.
00:03:00I was in Smart and Final.
00:03:01I was buying a family pack of pizza rolls.
00:03:03They didn't have pepperoni, so I had to get Supreme.
00:03:06Or was it triple meat?
00:03:07Dad?
00:03:07No, it was Supreme.
00:03:08I remember it had the little green pepper speck.
00:03:10Dad, forget about the fucking pizza rolls.
00:03:12That sure sounds like himself.
00:03:14Yeah.
00:03:14I mean, if I was as bad as they say, then I shouldn't be alive, right?
00:03:18I mean, it's a true blue miracle.
00:03:22Why don't you get some rest, okay?
00:03:23Mom and I are going to go find you a dyed Snapple.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:31You gave him the V?
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:32I thought that's what you wanted.
00:03:34You fell out of your coat.
00:03:35I don't understand.
00:03:36Why did you bring it if you didn't want to use it?
00:03:38Look, I wanted to.
00:03:40I...
00:03:40I did, but then I didn't.
00:03:44Okay?
00:03:44It's just that I...
00:03:46I've seen that shit go wrong so many times.
00:03:49Well, it's got to go right sometimes, right?
00:03:51I mean, otherwise there wouldn't be any soups.
00:03:54Look at him.
00:03:55He's fine.
00:03:56He's not Rod's funniest pen at his house.
00:04:03I grew up without one parent.
00:04:06I just couldn't bear the thought of you losing another one.
00:04:12Sorry, yeah.
00:04:17Guess Starlight can't decide whether to rape a baby or kill it.
00:04:20Well, I am pressing charges for assault, and that's for damn sure.
00:04:24And even though the police say she had an alibi,
00:04:27we all know she had something to do with Ezekiel's murder.
00:04:30This is a biblical war of good versus evil, folks.
00:04:35And I'm declaring hunting season on Starlighters.
00:04:38Now, I'm the subject of baby killers.
00:04:40Let's welcome our guest, Dr. Dorian Boone.
00:04:43Dr. Boone, what's Starlight's baby to heal when she murdered him?
00:04:48There was a study done at Samaritan's Embrace University on ferrets
00:04:52that proves unborn babies feel pain.
00:04:55It's really his inception.
00:04:57What am I supposed to do with her home for two weeks, Marvin?
00:05:00I have a job.
00:05:02So do I.
00:05:02And the boy needed stitches, which you can be sure we're going to get the bill for.
00:05:06Suspended for fighting, baby?
00:05:08This ain't like you.
00:05:09Dad, I...
00:05:09Uh-uh.
00:05:10What were you thinking?
00:05:13He said Homelander's a hero, so I told him the truth.
00:05:16Then he told me to F-word off, so I hit him!
00:05:19Baby, fighting is not how you solve problems.
00:05:21Why not?
00:05:22That's what you do.
00:05:26Sweetie, go to your room.
00:05:28Go to your room!
00:05:36Okay, Monique.
00:05:37God damn it, Marvin.
00:05:39I am not going to lose another person I love to this superhero shit.
00:05:42Let me talk to her.
00:05:43You fix this.
00:05:46Now.
00:05:55Fuck all this cloak and dagger shot.
00:05:56It's bloody freezing out here.
00:05:58Well, I mean, I was thinking we could meet in your mom's pussy, but, you know, I wanted someplace more
00:06:02private.
00:06:04Good.
00:06:05So what do you think, then?
00:06:07What do you listen?
00:06:10How about we do this job?
00:06:12Just you and me.
00:06:14I don't know, Joe.
00:06:16It's a bit all of a sudden, isn't it?
00:06:17Really?
00:06:19Your team's a joke.
00:06:21You think I haven't noticed?
00:06:22M.M.'s on the verge of a breakdown.
00:06:24Frenchie is a fucking junkie.
00:06:26Huey is a gaping wet pussy.
00:06:28And the two soups on your side.
00:06:30Man, for whatever reason, you have a blind spot for them.
00:06:33All right.
00:06:34I'll give you Starlight.
00:06:36But Camigo's a bloody good weapon.
00:06:39And the rest of them are still at the scratch.
00:06:42Brother, I don't get you.
00:06:43I don't.
00:06:45Half your brain is a fucking tumor.
00:06:47This is your last shot at Homelander.
00:06:49And now you decide to go soft.
00:06:51You decide to go soft.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55They are decent people.
00:06:57But you and me, we don't belong with decent.
00:07:12Hey, so, where is Colin?
00:07:16Chippo?
00:07:16What?
00:07:17Because he completely ghosted me.
00:07:20Did you guys get into a fight or something?
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:25We're not a town.
00:07:27Yes, Minutes.
00:07:32Super.
00:07:35How are you?
00:07:55Fucking hell.
00:07:56It's like a morgan here.
00:07:58What's with all the long faces?
00:07:59I don't know.
00:08:00Maybe because I'm getting blamed for the murder you did.
00:08:03I call you a cunt, but you ain't got the depth or the warmth.
00:08:06I've been meaning to ask you something.
00:08:10How was it that you took out Ezekiel?
00:08:15I have no idea.
00:08:16Bullshit.
00:08:17God's honest.
00:08:17I blacked out, came to, and there he was.
00:08:21All over the shop.
00:08:22But never mind that bollocks.
00:08:24Because, my son, I have found it.
00:08:27The answer to all our prayers.
00:08:29And what might that be?
00:08:31It's nothing much, just a virus that kills Supes.
00:08:37Such a thing does not exist.
00:08:39Did not exist.
00:08:40Does now.
00:08:41You see, some clever cunts over at Gundogan University
00:08:44cooked up a bug that latches onto the V in their bloodstream.
00:08:48Now, it's completely harmless to humans, but to Supes...
00:08:55Fuckin' diabolical.
00:08:56So you shove this shit into me and Kimiko, and we just...
00:09:01drop dead?
00:09:02Yep.
00:09:03That's the idea.
00:09:04Now, it ain't juiced enough to kill Homelander.
00:09:07I reckon we'd get her hands on some,
00:09:10and try it out on her lovely VP elect.
00:09:12Why the hell are we just finding out about this shit, Butcher?
00:09:15It's only one small snag.
00:09:17When I went to God knew to nick it,
00:09:19Newman had picked me to the post,
00:09:20so we're gonna have to nick it from her.
00:09:22This is insane and desperate, even for you.
00:09:25Well, insanely desperate's where we are, don't you think, love?
00:09:27Okay, all right, all right, time out.
00:09:29Look, if this virus is as dangerous as Butcher says it is,
00:09:32do you really want it in Newman's hands?
00:09:39No, you're right.
00:09:40All righty.
00:09:41I'm resorted.
00:09:43Oh, uh, one other tiny little thing.
00:09:47I need you to get us one presidential pardon.
00:09:53Lord, they asked me to join the seven.
00:09:57I know I should be happy,
00:09:59but I'm not sure I'm strong enough to fight all the sinners.
00:10:03Will you carry me, Jesus?
00:10:05Are you?
00:10:06Are you there?
00:10:15That clips from our new studio division, Vought Faith.
00:10:19Speaking of faith,
00:10:20let's all have a moment of silence for my brother in Christ, Ezekiel.
00:10:25Adios, amigo.
00:10:33Will you remember me?
00:10:39Don't let your love pass you on.
00:10:48You, um, you all right?
00:10:52I'm still searching for this leak.
00:10:56Hmm.
00:10:57Any leads?
00:10:59I'm working on it.
00:11:02There's got to be someone.
00:11:04That footage didn't just run itself out of crime analytics.
00:11:08Am I right?
00:11:13All right?
00:11:15Let me know if I can help.
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:20Hmm.
00:11:31For fuck's sakes,
00:11:32you got fleas or something?
00:11:39Stay close, Dominic.
00:11:41This won't take long.
00:11:45Gentlemen,
00:11:47I have pottery class in ten minutes.
00:11:49Right.
00:11:50Would you rather finger some fucking clay
00:11:53or...
00:11:58walk the fuck out of here?
00:12:01Fuck me.
00:12:02You're a grateful cunt, ain't you?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:04Where's your fucking manners?
00:12:05It's not my birthday.
00:12:07And this
00:12:08is not a gift.
00:12:09Victoria and Newman has something we need.
00:12:11Some kind of
00:12:13virus.
00:12:14I have no idea what you mean.
00:12:15Come on, Stanny.
00:12:17You strike me as the type of bloke
00:12:18what keeps his paws in all sorts of dirty little pies.
00:12:21Look,
00:12:22you help us get this virus from Newman,
00:12:24we'll help you get the fuck out of here.
00:12:26You must be pretty desperate
00:12:27to try and enlist me
00:12:29in a plot against Victoria.
00:12:31She
00:12:32is like a daughter to me.
00:12:34Yeah, a daughter who sold you out.
00:12:35She did what I raised her to do.
00:12:38You're right.
00:12:39You taught her how to be a monster.
00:12:40But not a little girl.
00:12:47Ah.
00:12:49You didn't know.
00:12:51She shut up sweet little Zoe
00:12:53full of me.
00:12:54Turned her into a
00:12:55tentacle mouth nightmare.
00:12:57How about we get you out of here?
00:13:00Exonerated.
00:13:01Ain't
00:13:02throwing custody of Zoe.
00:13:05Ain't no better deal.
00:13:07And you know it.
00:13:16Got a lander to him.
00:13:18Cunt knows how to wear a whistle.
00:13:21This is a bad idea.
00:13:25Starlight.
00:13:27What an unexpected pleasure.
00:13:29You know,
00:13:29I've always felt a certain kinship with you.
00:13:32Where are we headed?
00:13:34West.
00:13:38Charming.
00:13:38Do you have a towel
00:13:40I could place over the seat?
00:13:44Absolute disaster that was our honeymoon.
00:13:46It wasn't a disaster.
00:13:46Come on.
00:13:47Be serious.
00:13:48Acapulco wasn't that bad.
00:13:50The honeymoon suite
00:13:51had two twin beds.
00:13:53There were people
00:13:53vomiting at the
00:13:55swim-up bar.
00:13:56And the all-included buffet
00:13:58seemingly only included
00:13:59salmonella.
00:14:00You hated it so much.
00:14:01Why did you buy a timeshare?
00:14:03You bought a timeshare.
00:14:04That guy put the hard sell on me.
00:14:09It'd be great to go back,
00:14:10wouldn't it?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:11And for the food poisoning?
00:14:12No,
00:14:13just Acapulco.
00:14:15You know,
00:14:15to go to Branson
00:14:17and Pigeon Forge.
00:14:19Oh,
00:14:20Paris.
00:14:20I have always wanted
00:14:22to go to Paris.
00:14:23Never knew that?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25They have this walking tour
00:14:26that goes to all the spots
00:14:27in the Da Vinci Code.
00:14:29Oh.
00:14:29Imagine that.
00:14:30Wow.
00:14:31Wow.
00:14:32I hate to miss it.
00:14:33That reminds me
00:14:35I want to give you
00:14:38this Huey,
00:14:39which is my engagement ring,
00:14:42for when you propose
00:14:43to Annie.
00:14:47Wow, Mom.
00:14:49That's so sweet,
00:14:49but I don't know if
00:14:51we're ready right now.
00:14:53You crazy.
00:14:54Lock that shit down,
00:14:55you moron.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:02I know I can't,
00:15:05you know,
00:15:06change anything,
00:15:07but
00:15:09I'm really sorry.
00:15:14I'm really sorry
00:15:15that I missed this.
00:15:19You know what it is?
00:15:21Me too.
00:15:23And look,
00:15:23I know you tried
00:15:25to reach out to Huey,
00:15:26and I should never
00:15:28have kept you away.
00:15:35Can I go to the ladies' room?
00:15:38You okay?
00:15:42Whew.
00:15:47What is it?
00:15:50You gave her power of attorney.
00:15:52I knew...
00:15:53Just you haven't seen her in years.
00:15:55Did you think I couldn't handle it?
00:15:56It's not that.
00:15:59You remember when Jar Jar
00:16:01got leukemia?
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04Cat wouldn't eat,
00:16:05and yet somehow
00:16:06still had diarrhea,
00:16:07and you would not
00:16:09let me put him down
00:16:10until he eventually
00:16:11kind of just,
00:16:12you know,
00:16:12exploded.
00:16:13With blood and shit.
00:16:14Yeah, I remember.
00:16:15Right.
00:16:15But I was nine.
00:16:16You are still
00:16:17the same little kid.
00:16:19You hold on tight
00:16:20to everyone,
00:16:22and I love you for that,
00:16:23but,
00:16:25you know,
00:16:27when it came to
00:16:28an advance directive,
00:16:31let's just say
00:16:32I didn't want to end up
00:16:33like Jar Jar.
00:16:39Hey, where's your mom gone?
00:16:40Uh, she went to the bathroom,
00:16:41remember?
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah, of course.
00:17:05You got a nice place.
00:17:07I've rarely been.
00:17:08It's the smell.
00:17:10But if Victoria wanted
00:17:11to keep her priorities quiet,
00:17:13it'd be here.
00:17:13It's the smell.
00:17:27It's the smell.
00:17:29It's the smell.
00:17:30It's the smell.
00:17:34It's the smell.
00:17:35It's the smell.
00:17:37It's the smell.
00:17:38It's the smell.
00:17:40It's the smell.
00:17:40It's the smell.
00:17:42It's the smell.
00:17:43It's the smell.
00:17:43It's the smell.
00:18:11What is all this?
00:18:15I'm as surprised as you are.
00:18:45What is all this?
00:19:17What did you find?
00:19:42What did you find?
00:19:48I wouldn't know the minute you and your ankle monitor stepped out of that prison.
00:19:50I don't recall giving you permission to turn my rec room into a virology lab.
00:19:55You brought these assholes here?
00:19:59They want to kill me.
00:20:00I'm sorry.
00:20:01Are you upset that I betrayed you?
00:20:04Oi, knock it off you two.
00:20:06This ain't family pies.
00:20:07You have five seconds to tell me what you did to Samir or I paint this fucking room red.
00:20:12Who the fuck's Samir?
00:20:14Enough.
00:20:15So, you brought in Samir.
00:20:18Smart.
00:20:19That's what I'd have done.
00:20:21But whatever happened to him, it wasn't us.
00:20:24We should find him together.
00:20:26You're fucking kidding me.
00:20:27If I'm not mistaken, you hurt these people.
00:20:31They expose you as a super-abled killer.
00:20:35Yes?
00:20:36Then I'm afraid that we are at a stalemate.
00:20:40You might as well use their expertise.
00:20:42At the very least, their effective cannon fodder.
00:20:45Thanks.
00:20:46It's really nice of you.
00:20:54A story about a hero.
00:20:55I'm not giving up on you, but you can't give up on yourself.
00:20:58And the boy he taught to run.
00:21:03Run faster than that!
00:21:05I quit!
00:21:06Don't you bail on me!
00:21:07Get off of me!
00:21:08Either outrun this life, or you can run yourself into an early grave.
00:21:16Ain't no value.
00:21:18Oh, we know!
00:21:20There we go!
00:21:22We love you!
00:21:25Thank you!
00:21:26Thank you!
00:21:26Thank you!
00:21:26Trust me.
00:21:27I'm just as excited as you all.
00:21:29For this film.
00:21:31That is...
00:21:34So close to my heart.
00:21:36Being able to tell this...
00:21:37Hey, listen man.
00:21:38Go me crazy, but I'm sensing a little tension here.
00:21:41Anything wrong?
00:21:43Yeah, dude.
00:21:45You fucking reported that I got shitcanned instead of crime analytics.
00:21:49I'm sorry, but...
00:21:50Look, I gotta take a couple of shots at the home team now and again if it wouldn't appear fair
00:21:55and balanced.
00:21:57Look, I'll make a retraction.
00:21:58No, it's way too late for that shit.
00:22:01No, a bomb bag pulled me from his latest slice of life drama.
00:22:04I'm sorry, man. I don't know what to say.
00:22:07Yeah, it wasn't personal.
00:22:07Be sure to check me out on this Vought Plus thriller, Double Stand.
00:22:12Which just finished reshooting its reshoots, making it the most expensive TV show ever.
00:22:19So, you know, it's gotta be good, am I right?
00:22:24A-Train!
00:22:25For the first time in Vought's history, we have two black heroes in the Seven and one unspecified.
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31Wow.
00:22:33Vought proudly supports and amplifies BIPOC voices. Isn't that right, Cameron?
00:22:37Sure is, Deep.
00:22:38Which is why these articulate heroes will lead Vought's newest diversity initiative, Black Addict.
00:22:45Some say go woke, go broke. Well, we say go woke, get yoked.
00:22:49And as part of our new initiative, we'll be debuting a new feature specifically for our diverse audience.
00:22:54Custom, digital, product placement.
00:22:56Check this out. Here, we have a clip from my three-time MTV award winner, Rising Tide.
00:23:03Forget this. When a white fan streams my movie, you see me holding a brand tailor-made to their tastes.
00:23:09But when, you know, say, black fans stream it, they'll see a delicious Vought Imperial peach cognac.
00:23:16It's pretty cool.
00:23:24Alright, so, Chuffa Chuffa from Cameron and Deep.
00:23:27Then, we announce Ryan's debut series, Super School.
00:23:32That's the title we went with?
00:23:33That was the only thing we got cleared.
00:23:35Then they're gonna throw to me, right, for my little why now moment.
00:23:38You know, how I got my inspo from my time really teaching the next generation of superpower youth.
00:23:43And then it's go time, baby, right?
00:23:45That's when you're gonna come out to me, and we do, like, a little two-hour Q&A.
00:23:50Bonnie, you look gorgeous today, by the way. Did you get my text?
00:23:55Uh, uh, yeah.
00:23:56Right, is that for us? Listen, tell we'll be out in, like, 15, 20, okay?
00:23:59Okay.
00:23:59Alright, cool.
00:24:00Hey, Ryan, what do you think?
00:24:03Seriously, what do you think? I really wanna know.
00:24:09It's just...
00:24:11I mean, Super School?
00:24:13Hmm.
00:24:14Why are we doing a teen show anyway?
00:24:15Um, cause we like money?
00:24:17If you don't wanna do it...
00:24:20Don't.
00:24:22Don't do it.
00:24:23I mean it.
00:24:24I'm just gonna pop the horns up here a little bit and play devil's advocate.
00:24:27We are a month away from shooting.
00:24:29Built all the sets.
00:24:30I think we bought up half the sound stages in Toronto.
00:24:32Who cares?
00:24:33Is this because I jerked it in front of Mika Kelly?
00:24:35Because, again, that was just crossed wires.
00:24:40Hey!
00:24:41God, what's it gonna take to get you amped?
00:24:43Do you want an EP credit?
00:24:43That is done.
00:24:44You wanna get script approval?
00:24:46I can make anything sing.
00:24:47Give me your black Amex.
00:24:49What?
00:24:50You want...
00:24:51You know what?
00:24:53Why don't you take my whole wallet?
00:24:58And the keys to your Jaguar.
00:24:59I would love...
00:25:01To do that.
00:25:05Brian, what do you say?
00:25:10No.
00:25:19So you're...
00:25:20You're really not mad at me?
00:25:23No.
00:25:24I'm proud of you for speaking your mind.
00:25:28Brian...
00:25:30I've been, uh, manipulated by people my whole life.
00:25:37Being told what to say, where to stand, it's like being a slave.
00:25:42Only worse.
00:25:44I did some reflecting, and I realized that I've been doing the same thing to you.
00:25:53But...
00:25:54No more.
00:25:56From now on, no more rules.
00:25:59For either of us.
00:26:00We are both emancipated from slavery.
00:26:04We're free.
00:26:06Sound good?
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah?
00:26:09Well, buddy, I don't care what anyone else thinks but you.
00:26:13As far as I'm concerned, this whole planet is...
00:26:16empty.
00:26:19Except for you and me.
00:26:28As if you don't have 60 more pairs.
00:26:31Prince Andrew gave me these shoes.
00:26:34I'm suddenly reminded of how much I hated it here.
00:26:37Really?
00:26:39I used to love it.
00:26:41I always felt a little more free here.
00:26:42And yet you've turned my farm into an infectious disease lab.
00:26:45Clear.
00:26:45You can only assume that you're searching for a way to control Homelander.
00:26:50He's a Freudian cesspool.
00:26:53Random impulse and deep insecurity.
00:26:55There's no one who can control that.
00:26:57You would put yourself and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:00No.
00:27:02You put me and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:04You used me like you use everybody else.
00:27:06Somebody had to protect her.
00:27:07You mean shooting her up with compound B.
00:27:10You took a bright-eyed little girl and you turned her into a-
00:27:13Into a what?
00:27:13A monster?
00:27:14Is that why you had me hide what I was?
00:27:16Stick to the shadows, never reach too high?
00:27:18That was to protect you.
00:27:19No, that was because you were ashamed of me.
00:27:23My daughter will never have to live like that.
00:27:31What's gonna happen when we find the virus and this little truce is over?
00:27:37Starlight blinds the bitch.
00:27:38Before she knows what's what, I'll jamble with a dose.
00:27:41Okay.
00:28:05We've got a casualty.
00:28:11Is that Samir?
00:28:13No, it's one of his lab assistants.
00:28:19What the hell is-
00:28:23The Vita fucking chicken!
00:28:44Fuck this.
00:28:52Well, you could've warned us your pal Samir was veeing up a Kentucky Fried fucking massacre, couldn't ya?
00:28:57I didn't know, okay? Something obviously went wrong.
00:29:00We have to find him.
00:29:01Yeah, right.
00:29:02And we're supposed to believe you.
00:29:03You ain't sleeping shit lies, don't ya?
00:29:05Right, cause you're such a paragon of virtue.
00:29:07You tell your friends about the deal we made?
00:29:09Wait, what does that mean?
00:29:11Said he'd steal all the files you had on me if I gave him Ryan.
00:29:14Are you fucking kidding me?
00:29:16Well, I didn't go through with it, did I?
00:29:18Which proves I'm on the level.
00:29:19When are we gonna learn?
00:29:21He's never gonna fucking change.
00:29:23Alright, listen.
00:29:23We got a lot of ground to cover.
00:29:25So let's just go.
00:29:27It's an absolute wonder to me that you've all managed to live this long.
00:29:38What?
00:29:40I didn't go through with it!
00:29:43Ooh, that's nice.
00:29:46Excuse me, hi, did I say you could take out your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads?
00:29:51Go pop them back in.
00:29:52Right.
00:29:54Now.
00:29:55This is an important event.
00:29:57Uh-huh.
00:29:58You really expect me to come on stage in front of our most loyal fans?
00:30:01Oh, yeah.
00:30:02I want everyone to know what a grubby little queef sniffer you are.
00:30:06Hm.
00:30:08I'm sorry.
00:30:09This wasn't how I was planning to tell you, but, um...
00:30:11This isn't working out for me anymore.
00:30:14I mean, it was one thing when you were really in charge around here, but now...
00:30:17I mean...
00:30:20You...
00:30:22Are dumping...
00:30:24Me.
00:30:26I...
00:30:26Need a dom...
00:30:28Who's dominating.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:31But I hope we can still be friends.
00:30:41Mm.
00:30:46Is this your angry look, or did Starlight fuck up your face?
00:30:50You know, if you weren't Homelander's right-hand bitch, I'd take you out behind the woodshed and whoop your ass.
00:30:54Mm.
00:30:55Sounds on brand.
00:30:58You set me up to get my ass beat.
00:31:00And you fell for it.
00:31:02But, hey.
00:31:03Now you don't have to play a victim.
00:31:05There can really be one.
00:31:08Y'all just think I'm stupid, poor, white trash.
00:31:10I don't think you're poor.
00:31:12Londra's made me all you want.
00:31:15Makes that much easier to stick a fucking shiv in your back.
00:31:30Aren't you okay?
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:39Are you okay?
00:31:55I noticed you're having a little, uh...
00:31:58Projectile dysfunction.
00:32:01Yeah, you know what?
00:32:02Why don't you worry about yourself?
00:32:03Okay?
00:32:04I am.
00:32:05You're not much used to us if your powers are on the fucking fritz.
00:32:08That's how you beat the piss out of Firecracker on national television.
00:32:11Don't get me wrong.
00:32:12I enjoyed the hell out of it.
00:32:14But, um...
00:32:14You think it was a little...
00:32:16Out of control?
00:32:18We can't lose our cool like that.
00:32:20We?
00:32:22Come on, Annie.
00:32:23I'm one of the only people who does get it.
00:32:25Dual identities.
00:32:26I'm so Nadia.
00:32:28You think I don't want to let her out sometimes?
00:32:29But I can't.
00:32:31I gotta be Newman.
00:32:32I mean shit, you've been starlight for so long.
00:32:34Do you even know who Annie is anymore?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45You really got your shit locked down.
00:32:49You're riesling.
00:32:50You've got what's still in here?
00:33:07I don't want to reproduce.
00:33:09Door Lim.
00:33:11Heat off to Elaine.
00:33:13Easy.
00:33:15Take off, Ben Sneets.
00:33:17Know.
00:33:17No.
00:33:46I need you to be here.
00:33:59it's been a whole year since my last movie so i'd say we're due for a reboot
00:34:06no keep your eyes full don't let them see us talking who sage it's homelander all of them
00:34:12oh god are you on meth remember when we said we'd help each other the leak wasn't anika it was
00:34:17me
00:34:17what the fuck what the fuck are you fucking suicidal chill out you just made me a fucking
00:34:24accomplice you piece of shit i took one shit in homelander's toilet i'm not joining the fucking
00:34:29rebel alliance i need to tell him hey you've done a lot more than just take a shit and we
00:34:35both know
00:34:35that we made a deal so you either help me it's sage off my jock or you go down with
00:34:42me
00:34:45the tech night plums a whole new pit of darkness with its soundtrack of nirvana hits
00:34:51and a 12-minute sequence that's entirely pitch black
00:34:59found it possibly the only bottle of diet kiwi
00:35:06where's dad i thought he was with you no
00:35:09no
00:35:19dad
00:35:20dad
00:35:21you
00:35:22dad
00:35:26dad
00:35:28you
00:35:28dad
00:35:34wait wait wait wait wait let's wait here for a second
00:35:56i don't i don't know i don't know uh why don't you sit that down
00:36:07and uh why don't you why don't you come with me
00:36:15who are you
00:36:16dad it's
00:36:18dad it's me it's you
00:36:19excuse me
00:36:20oh ma'am
00:36:25oh my god
00:36:26call security
00:36:31don't be like that
00:36:32hey let me take you to dinner
00:36:34i'm a nice guy
00:36:35i promise
00:36:41what's happening
00:36:51what's happening
00:36:52attention please
00:36:53there has been a report of an emergency
00:36:55proceed call
00:36:56to the nurse
00:36:59jack
00:37:01jad
00:37:01you
00:37:01oh fuck
00:37:03you
00:37:11dad
00:37:12i gotta go
00:37:13yeah wait wait just listen i i can explain everything all right why don't you just uh why don't you
00:37:18just uh why don't you just come with us
00:37:20i can't
00:37:21i can't i can't i'm sorry i've got to take huey to the vaught company store uh he's saving up
00:37:26for a tech night doll
00:37:27he he he he he he he he calls it an action figure but you know it's a it's a
00:37:30it's a it's a doll
00:37:31dad
00:37:33you know it's a а
00:37:35I'm right here.
00:37:40You're not Huey.
00:37:42He's 11.
00:37:46Hugh, why don't we go back to your room?
00:37:51Daphne?
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:55What are you doing here?
00:38:00You shouldn't be here.
00:38:03You left.
00:38:04But I came back.
00:38:06Remember?
00:38:07I did everything for you.
00:38:10And you looked through me like I wasn't even there.
00:38:13You ruined my life.
00:38:18Huey's life.
00:38:20Dad, stop.
00:38:21Get down on the ground now.
00:38:23Sir.
00:38:26Wait, wait.
00:38:27No.
00:38:31Daphne!
00:38:33Daphne!
00:38:34Please welcome the Guardians of Good Old Man, Sam Reardon and Kate Dunlop.
00:38:43Hey, how long was things we was going for?
00:38:46Why, big plans tonight?
00:38:47Wasn't much.
00:38:48Just gonna maybe fuck your wife.
00:38:51Excuse me?
00:38:51Daphne, she wants me to swing by for a late night muff dive?
00:38:55Which will take forever, because I don't need to come up for air.
00:38:57I can just breathe right through her juices.
00:38:59Enough.
00:39:00I know about your little closeted eight-armed handjob machine.
00:39:03I could cut a package together, have it on the air by tonight.
00:39:06You wouldn't.
00:39:07Watch me.
00:39:09Men will, uh...
00:39:10Let's just try and keep it classy.
00:39:12Okay?
00:39:14A hilarious new comedy flipped.
00:39:18I'm a stuck-up sorority girl.
00:39:20He's a nerd.
00:39:21But when a gypsy swaps our bodies...
00:39:24So what do you want to do?
00:39:27We could go get some Nathan's Famous.
00:39:30No, I mean a little more boldly.
00:39:33I mean, like, big picture.
00:39:35What do you want to do?
00:39:41You're gonna laugh at me.
00:39:43No, I won't.
00:39:45I kind of want to help people.
00:39:48But not, like, with fake saves.
00:39:50Like, really help.
00:39:51It's what my mom would want.
00:39:55That's amazing.
00:39:56That's great.
00:40:01You want to help her?
00:40:04Hmm?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Yeah?
00:40:06But, I mean...
00:40:06Great.
00:40:07Hey, Adam.
00:40:08Can you send that lovely young lady over here, please?
00:40:11And you come, too.
00:40:15Um, is he making you uncomfortable?
00:40:19Like, you can tell me you won't get in trouble.
00:40:22Um, kind of, yeah.
00:40:28Brian?
00:40:30What do you think?
00:40:36Adam, I think you should apologize.
00:40:41Uh, I'm sorry if I was inappropriate.
00:40:46Didn't seem like you meant it.
00:40:48Uh, yeah, that's just, that's just my natural tone.
00:40:50Maybe the problem is that Adam is, uh, looking down on the PA.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58Mm-hmm.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00Um, Adam, I think you should get in your knees and do it again.
00:41:20I'm sorry if I exploited our inequitable power dynamic and I made you feel uncomfortable.
00:41:28Please forgive me.
00:41:30He's still lying.
00:41:31Mm-hmm.
00:41:31I agree.
00:41:33I think maybe he needs to be taught a lesson.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:47I want you to slap him.
00:41:53Bonnie?
00:41:54Oh!
00:41:55Oh, fuck!
00:41:56Do it again.
00:41:57Oh, fuck!
00:41:58Okay!
00:41:59Again!
00:41:59Oh, my!
00:42:00Oh, fuck me!
00:42:02Sorry, stop, please.
00:42:04Oh, fuck!
00:42:06Oh!
00:42:08Oh!
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:12Ryan, please, please!
00:42:13Oh, my!
00:42:14Oh, fuck!
00:42:24Please, can we take a break?
00:42:26You all right?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28I'm all right.
00:42:29All right.
00:42:37I didn't know you were a Catholic.
00:42:40Something about, uh, drama of it appears.
00:42:44No?
00:42:45Do you still believe in God?
00:42:49I want to.
00:42:54It's just...
00:42:57It's just so hard sometimes.
00:42:59And you?
00:43:01With all my hearts.
00:43:03The Trinity, the Resurrection, the Sacraments.
00:43:08All of it.
00:43:11Well, except for the Sacraments of Penance.
00:43:15Come on.
00:43:17What a steaming pile of dog shit that is.
00:43:19I really kind of think that forgiving is...
00:43:23It's important.
00:43:25Forgiving, oui.
00:43:27But not being forgiven.
00:43:29Would I confess to some priest I don't even know in a peep show good and all my sins wash
00:43:34away?
00:43:36Dog shit.
00:43:41God should not forgive.
00:43:44Some sins deserve eternal damnation.
00:43:49Frenchie.
00:43:52What have you done?
00:43:53It's not just one thing, you see.
00:43:56It is so many things.
00:43:59You shouldn't really talk to someone.
00:44:03You should.
00:44:04I mean, have you told Camille?
00:44:08If I tell her...
00:44:11I'm scared you'll hate me.
00:44:16Even more scared you won't.
00:44:33Is that a fucking Vito, bull?
00:44:35Futo.
00:44:37Off we fuck.
00:44:39Nice and slow.
00:44:48Fucking priest!
00:44:51Run!
00:44:53Go, go, go!
00:44:55Oh, my God.
00:45:03Come on.
00:45:09Come on.
00:45:10Come on.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:13Come on.
00:45:16Go!
00:45:26Oh, mon dieu.
00:45:27I can't believe this is fucking happening to me again.
00:45:35Oh, my God.
00:45:35Simeon.
00:45:38Are you okay?
00:45:39Yeah, I'm fine.
00:45:40But, uh...
00:45:42Henry...
00:45:45Wait, is always not here.
00:45:47Is she?
00:45:47No, no, no, she's okay.
00:45:48She's okay.
00:45:48Okay, good.
00:45:49Wait.
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:50Is that Zoe's dad?
00:45:53Dr. Shaw was my top man that bought R&D
00:45:57before he went behind my back and deflowered my daughter.
00:46:01Okay, I was 20 thoroughly deflowered,
00:46:03and this isn't the time or the place.
00:46:05What happened?
00:46:06We gave V to a hamster so we could test the virus on it.
00:46:09Well, a V-dup hamster was your first mistake, mon ami.
00:46:12What do you mean?
00:46:12It got loose, trashed the lab.
00:46:15We ran, but the V had already leaked into the groundwater.
00:46:18Is the virus gone?
00:46:20Yes.
00:46:21Fuck.
00:46:22Except for, uh...
00:46:24Except for one dose.
00:46:36Hey, how transmissible is that?
00:46:39Not very.
00:46:40Only through bodily fluid, blood, saliva, semen.
00:46:43Okay, so we inject it into your dead buddy over here as bait,
00:46:47and then we put him outside to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
00:46:52This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep.
00:46:57They would eat him.
00:47:01Bollocks.
00:47:02That's the only dose.
00:47:03I say we fucking leg it.
00:47:05Butch was right.
00:47:06It's too valuable.
00:47:06Okay, we run.
00:47:07We don't all make it.
00:47:09Darwinism, love.
00:47:10They've got to be the fastest, just not the slowest.
00:47:12No fucking way.
00:47:13Enough.
00:47:14Not now.
00:47:14I won't be able to outrun them.
00:47:15Oh, don't you cry for that, cunt.
00:47:18He's just trying to nick Zoe from you.
00:47:19That's his whole fucking plan, isn't it?
00:47:21He's lying.
00:47:22Sorry, Stanny.
00:47:23Just business.
00:47:23Guys, stop.
00:47:25Son of a bitch.
00:47:26I should have fucking known.
00:47:27And them could die, okay?
00:47:29Or Frenchie.
00:47:29I mean, you really don't care who you just throw to the walls.
00:47:33No, not really.
00:47:33You're a monster, and I'm not letting you do this.
00:47:36Oh, what?
00:47:37You're going to go Stark Raven like you did with Firecracker?
00:47:39I got the egg popper, and you can't even get it out.
00:47:43Enough.
00:47:43Enough.
00:47:44Look.
00:47:44Look.
00:47:46Y'all see this?
00:47:48Hives.
00:47:50And I got them because y'all motherfuckers are driving me to fuck crazy.
00:47:54Now, Annie, you can't just go around fucking everybody up.
00:47:58And, Newman, do you really want to risk Zoe growing up in a group home the way you did?
00:48:02And you.
00:48:04Look.
00:48:06My little baby girl needs me, and I intend on seeing her.
00:48:11You're not a monster, Butcher.
00:48:14You are a motherfucker, but you're a motherfucker with a heart.
00:48:17Bye.
00:48:57All those people, those people.
00:48:59Crazy shit happens when you give healthy people to you, so I guess when someone's brain dead.
00:49:03How are you so calm?
00:49:05It sort of isn't the first time I've been through something like this.
00:49:07What are you looking for?
00:49:08I don't know, it's topramycin, toprotecan, anything we can use to maybe slow that down.
00:49:11What if we can't?
00:49:16Nothing is going to happen to you.
00:49:18Daphne!
00:49:26You, you left me.
00:49:28You left our little boy.
00:49:30Dad.
00:49:32You broke our hearts.
00:49:34Dad, stop.
00:49:35Hugh, please.
00:49:40Hugh, Hugh, please, please.
00:49:42Hugh, please.
00:49:42I'm here, Dad.
00:49:43I'm the one you took to the Vought store to buy the Technite doll.
00:49:46Remember, I was short eight bucks even though I saved for weeks, and you said anything for
00:49:50your number one hero.
00:49:51But that's the thing, Dad, he never was.
00:49:56You are.
00:49:59You're my hero.
00:50:00And that's why I needed you to wake up so that I could say it, and I know that you
00:50:06heard it.
00:50:09You're my hero, Dad.
00:50:21Hugh, yeah.
00:50:23Yeah, Dad, it's me.
00:50:24It's me.
00:50:24It's Hughie.
00:50:25Where are we?
00:50:26It's the...
00:50:28Oh!
00:50:28Oh, God!
00:50:29Oh, yeah!
00:50:30Whoa!
00:50:30Why am I...
00:50:30I don't know what's going on!
00:50:32It's...
00:50:33It's a long story, but...
00:50:37Dad, it's Huey. It's Huey, remember?
00:50:39I know. I know. There's something wrong with me.
00:50:45I can't stop it. I don't know what to do.
00:50:48That's okay.
00:50:53I think I do.
00:51:05How long did you say it takes for the virus to kick in?
00:51:09It's been different every time.
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:16That's not good.
00:51:24Shit.
00:51:43Go, go, go, go, go!
00:51:46Go, go, go, go!
00:51:49Go, go, go!
00:52:03I don't know.
00:52:07I don't know.
00:52:39I don't know.
00:52:48I'm not very sporting of you to renege on a deal.
00:52:52A deal was a pardon for the virus.
00:52:55No virus.
00:52:58No deal.
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:01I don't know.
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:47I don't know.
00:54:16I don't know.
00:54:27I don't know.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:39I don't know.
00:54:40I don't know.
00:54:52I don't know.
00:55:10I don't know.
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:34I don't know.
00:55:36I don't know.
00:55:36You need Homelander.
00:55:37You see, we recently found a leak here at Vought Tower and I thought together we might plug
00:55:44it.
00:55:59I don't know.
00:56:03I don't know.
00:56:04I don't know what the milk is.
00:56:05I didn't do it.
00:56:06This is a mistake.
00:56:07Someone set me up.
00:56:09Someone threw me up.
00:56:10I didn't do anything.
00:56:12Come on baby.
00:56:14I'm talking to you.
00:56:14Patriots.
00:56:19Show me a little wrath.
00:56:23I'm still gonna fuck your wife tonight.
00:57:12They're not saying the work.
00:57:14I'm bitter, but they're not saying the work.
00:57:24Ma'am, excuse me.
00:57:27I've committed murders.
00:57:31Plural.
00:57:54How do you know this is even going to work?
00:57:56I have this, uh, French friend he kind of taught me way too much about drugs.
00:58:06If we don't do this, then he spends the rest of his life scared and confused and in prison
00:58:10or, or an asylum, or he kills more innocent people.
00:58:18He's right.
00:58:20He's right.
00:58:22I don't want to be Jar Jar.
00:58:31It's not gonna hurt.
00:58:38For taking such good care of our boy.
00:58:43I promise I will do the same.
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:53What's happening?
00:58:56I feel...
00:58:57I'm, I'm, I'm scared.
00:58:59Hey, Dad, it's okay.
00:59:01Hey, I'm right here.
00:59:02I'm right here.
00:59:04We both are.
00:59:10And I, I love you.
00:59:13So much.
00:59:18I'm not gonna hold on, okay?
00:59:19You can go.
00:59:24I love you too, son.
00:59:28My wee Huey.
00:59:35You know where I really want to go?
00:59:38Where?
00:59:38Where?
00:59:39It's Paris.
00:59:41Oh, yeah.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:43You know, we can, the three of us, we could do the Da Vinci Code tour.
00:59:47Oh, yeah.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:48The three of us.
00:59:49Yeah.
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51The three of us.
00:59:52Visit all those, those spots where, Tom, Tom Hanks.
01:00:01The three of us.
01:00:30It's okay.
01:00:32It's okay.
01:00:37It's okay.
01:00:38It's okay.
01:00:39Oh.
01:00:41Oh.
01:00:42Oh.
01:00:45Oh.
01:00:47Oh.
01:00:47No.
01:01:09Oh, see, that is classic butcher.
01:01:21Get away from me, get away from me!
01:01:24All right, take it easy.
01:01:26I ain't gonna hurt you, but not no more.
01:01:31It was just enough to convince people.
01:01:33You chopped off my fucking leg!
01:01:36Yes, I did.
01:01:36And I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
01:01:38Your football days are over.
01:01:40But don't you worry.
01:01:42We'll patch you up.
01:01:44Bright as rain, and yet we're back to work in no time.
01:01:48Work?
01:01:50What work?
01:01:51Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:55You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
01:01:58Yes!
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01:02:22-E-I-O.
01:02:23With a chick, chick here, and a chick, chick there
01:02:25Here, chick, there, chick everywhere, chick, chick
01:02:28Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
01:02:33Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
01:02:37And on this farm he had some ducks, E-I-E-I-O
01:02:41With a quack, quack here, and a quack, quack there
01:02:44Here, quack, there, quack, everywhere, quack, quack
01:02:47Chick, chick here, and a chick, chick there
01:02:49Here, chick, there, chick everywhere, chick, chick
01:02:51Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O. Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O.
01:03:00And on this farm he had some turkeys, B-I-E-I-O.
01:03:04With a gobble gobble here and a gobble gobble there
01:03:07Here a gobble there a gobble everywhere
01:03:09Gobble gobble quack quack here and a quack quack there
01:03:12Here a quack there a quack everywhere
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01:03:19Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O
01:03:24Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O
01:03:28And on this farm he had some pigs, B-I-E-I-O
01:03:33With a wank, wank here and a wank, wank there. Here a wank, there a wank, everywhere a wank, wank.
01:03:39Gobble, gobble here and a gobble, gobble there. Here a gobble, there a gobble, everywhere a gobble, gobble. Quack, quack
01:03:44here and a quack, quack there. Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack. Chick, chick here and
01:03:49a chick, chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick, chick.
01:03:53Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
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