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00:05I
00:14See see I swear we drove past that before should I get the map you know where we are
00:23Neither do I
00:26Like yeah, I think we're gonna have to stay out here tonight and head to the cabin in the morning
00:37What do you think I think there's a good chance that it's a dump
00:47Yeah, I mean
00:49Then we'll leave, but I need to make sure I have enough energy to do justice to our first night
00:54together as husband
00:56and wife
01:00Cold River Motel you have got a lot to live up to
01:07Let's go
01:07I
01:49It's strange to have an hotel and I don't want nowhere
01:56Feel good about this place
01:59Well, it's okay. It's grim. We bail
02:03promise
02:08Hello
02:09Anyone home?
02:11Uh, sorry
02:14Still a little busy back there
02:18Uh, we'd like a room for the night
02:20Okay, yeah, sure
02:22Uh, you can, uh, take a pick
02:26Uh, well, do you have a honeymoon suite?
02:35It's, uh, good lucky night
02:38Uh, oh, do you need a credit card or something?
02:43Uh, you guys take a load off and, uh, we can deal with the paperwork in the morning
02:50Oh, we have guests
02:52Hello
02:53Hello
02:54Hi
02:54Hey
02:55Is that your truck outside? The newlyweds?
02:59That's us
03:02What do you say we throw in a free bottle of champers?
03:04You can't start your honeymoon without bubbly
03:07That would be criminal
03:07Well, you
03:09You
03:10That is very generous
03:13I was a little worried when we drove up
03:15Other side of the world with nothing around for miles, I get it
03:19Now you don't slip carrying your bride over the threshold
03:25I got it
03:27Thank you
03:27Thank you
03:28Uh, yeah
03:28Alright
03:30And, um, we will drop off your bottle and a nice bucket in ten minutes
03:35Let's go
04:06I love it
04:08It's funny and dated
04:11Man
04:13So is the guy you married
04:24Okay
04:25I need to get these clothes off
04:26I don't know
04:27That's exactly what I was saying
04:30Freshen up, you horned eyes
04:34Okay
04:37Don't take too long
04:43I'll consummate our marriage and
04:45Make it all kinds of official
04:59I'm about to make that very easy for you, Mr. Ridley
05:03Oh, that sounds good
05:05That sounds good
05:08I, uh
05:13I got a big surprise for you, honey
05:16A big one?
05:18I got a surprise for you, too
05:31Champagne's here
05:34I think you got the wrong one
05:40You
05:41You
05:42You
05:46I, I
05:51You
05:52You
05:53You
05:53You
05:53You
06:01You
06:03You
06:08Okay, you dirty devil.
06:52I've seen photos of your installations, you know, and I know you're recreating crime scenes, but you really do evoke
06:59the feeling of what they're really like, you know?
07:02That means a lot, especially coming from someone with your direct experience. Thank you.
07:08You know, I read a paper on your work. The blood and bones, that's all real?
07:12I don't think anything. I don't think I should.
07:14Me neither, honey. Every one of my oohs and aahs is guaranteed legit.
07:20So, you've really slept with all those serial killers?
07:23Yeah. One away from a dangerous dozen.
07:26You may have given birth to Baphomet's baby in Doom Service 4 generations.
07:31I don't know how I'd like to forget that movie, but I screwed the actual druid.
07:37Not the actual famous druid.
07:39The original druid. Those two kids were copycats. Yawn.
07:44Hi, I don't think I know you.
07:46Sorry.
07:50Oh, shit.
07:56Crow.
07:59I just like to feel the energy of the place as we get close.
08:03I feel it all over.
08:05Guys, I cannot believe we get to go to the place where the cold river slaughter took place.
08:09Yeah, I've been studying the events that night for years.
08:12Yeah, for me, I mean, this place is right behind the Polanski-Tate mansion.
08:17I mean, it's big.
08:19Yeah, but thank God, Manson.
08:20Baphomet is still out there.
08:22You cannot tell me that that forestry guy, uh, what's his name?
08:25Davin Rene.
08:26Yes, you cannot tell me he was the killer.
08:27But then he killed himself.
08:29Sounds guilty.
08:30What about you, Crow?
08:32Forestry guy?
08:33Trucker?
08:34The local chief of police?
08:35What's your theory?
08:37I've long since shed theories.
08:39I listen to the spirits, and they're telling me that this is going to be a very challenging weekend for
08:46all of us,
08:47and that we'd best be ready for unimaginable pain.
08:55Okay, fucking A, Crow.
08:57We didn't all sign up for some shiny, happy people shit.
09:01I mean, look, we're rolling in in a big-ass hearse.
09:04How's that for a jinx?
09:08Wow.
09:10There it is.
09:31There it is.
09:52Welcome, everyone.
09:56We are so glad to have you here.
09:58We're hand-picked for our inaugural weekend.
10:01Each one of you is a VIP of the true crime scene.
10:05Whether it be podcasting, movies, academia, art, the spiritual, or the experiential.
10:21You are the best, the most devoted, the completely obsessed.
10:27And we share that obsession, and can think of no one who deserves to join us for our opening weekend
10:33more than all of you.
10:35So, welcome to the Cold River Motel, proudly restored to its true crime glory.
10:42How are you out with these?
10:43Just inside.
10:45Now, please follow us to check-in.
10:46Where star-crossed lovers Joey and Caitlin first started on their heartbreaking path.
10:53To quote a little movie's tagline, check-in for the night, but check-out in a body bag.
11:24Thank you, JP.
11:25You should get going before that big storm.
11:28Oh, well, there's no cell service out in the boonies, and our landline has yet to be installed.
11:34Thank you, unreliable rural health.
11:35Our motel does have satellite Wi-Fi all set up, so you can post every last morbid morsel of fun
11:42we get up to this weekend.
11:44It's so strange to be in the real place after all the movies.
11:46I mean, I've been here before, just not really, you know?
11:51Art mirrors life.
11:54Oh, shit.
11:57That's where Eric bled out.
11:58Fake, obviously.
12:00Inhonorable was there.
12:01Somebody knows their Cold River murder facts.
12:03And this is where it started.
12:04Eric, the owner, he got stabbed and then made his way all the way down to the basement.
12:09God, imagine bleeding out for that long.
12:12You actually don't have to.
12:14I've lived through it.
12:16Were there other bloodstains that were still here when you bought the place?
12:20Some rooms, yes.
12:23Was there any new evidence uncovered during those rentals?
12:26Sadly, no.
12:27Imagine if by reopening the motel, you closed the circle and we discover who Baphomet really is.
12:37Now that would be a benediction.
12:44The Wi-Fi.
12:46Can we get the...
12:48Tell me about this.
12:50Also, I'll give you a hug.
12:52So, I'll give you a hug.
12:54I'll give you a hug.
13:07Three.
13:14Five.
13:22Keep on enjoying his honeymoon, sweetie.
13:34Keep on enjoying his honeymoon, sweetie.
13:49I'm too hot to die.
13:53Cut!
13:56That was incredible.
13:59I don't know how you made that line work, but you did.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:04Do you need a minute?
14:05No, I'm fine.
14:06I really am fine.
14:08So, it was good then?
14:09Are you kidding me?
14:10Half of us are crying over there.
14:11Oh, good, good.
14:12Okay, awesome, awesome.
14:13That's good to hear.
14:15Okay, well, I'm good to go again.
14:17Yeah?
14:17Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.
14:18You know, crying and dying is easy for me.
14:20Yeah, I...
14:22Fantastic.
14:23Okay.
14:24Well, you heard her.
14:25Let's do it again.
14:27Thanks, guys.
14:38Sorry.
14:43So, this is where it all happened.
14:46Worst start ever.
14:48Yep.
14:50Pretty crazy to stand here.
14:52That poor woman.
14:54Playing her, I had to try and imagine what it would have been like, but actually being
14:59here?
15:00I have no idea what the hell her or any of them went through.
15:03I mean, how could I?
15:06We should probably get out of here.
15:08That lady...
15:09Ruby?
15:10I think she has a plan she doesn't want us deviating from.
15:37We are going to start our weekend with a scrumptious meal by none other than chef of three-star,
15:44flesh and sinew, Hemingway.
15:48No, no, no, no.
15:50Ah!
15:54Oh, swell, Madame Emission.
15:57Please, strap in.
16:07I've thought long and hard about the kind of cuisine that would do justice to the Cold River.
16:14It's such a dark and story place.
16:17Then I realized there could be nothing more resonant than for us to eat.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:33Oh, this is messed up.
16:39Unreal.
16:45Are you a leg man?
16:46That was in bad taste, not to mention disgusting.
16:50Everything you see is made of the most delicious meats, tofus, and grains.
16:56The leg is bone-in naturally.
16:59The planks are for the vegans.
17:01I'll be sticking to that, thank you.
17:02Not me.
17:04Total carnivore over here.
17:07Well, actually, exocannibalism has been practiced in every corner of the world.
17:11Great power can be derived from eating the flesh of your enemies.
17:15Caitlyn was a victim.
17:17She's no one's enemy.
17:18Of course not.
17:19She's my favorite victim in the world.
17:21And we're both Capricorns.
17:23Oh.
17:24The blood and body of Caitlyn.
17:28Oh.
17:40It's really good.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:43But you have to try it.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:47This is incredible.
17:48Thank you, Caitlyn.
17:50I'm not usually a lamb guy, but the camera's good.
17:54Mm.
17:55Who knew you could be so delicious, girl?
18:00Oh, boy.
18:01Oh, boy.
18:02Oh, boy.
18:02Mm-hmm.
18:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:13Next, a blood palate cleanser.
18:17What?
18:19Ow.
18:20This looks so realistic.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:23I don't drink salt baths.
18:25Hmm.
18:26How'd you get the viscosity?
18:28Corn syrup.
18:29Corn syrup.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:32This amazing meal is just the first of many special events that Portia and I have planned
18:37for you this weekend.
18:39Next up, Crow is going to lead us in a seance, in the very place where the Black Celebration
18:43happened 30 years ago.
18:45A seance.
18:46I'm there.
18:47Mm.
18:48Good.
18:50Because attendance is mandatory.
18:57To the Cold River Slaughter Clique, nothing but the best for the obsessed.
19:06Cheers to that.
19:35Get out of here.
19:36It's true.
19:37You all just drank my blood, my personal sacrament.
19:43What?
19:43Are you crazy?
19:44Do you know how unhygienic that is?
19:46Jesus.
19:47Do you know the health of the animals you eat?
19:50The ones you eat raw?
19:51Your sushis?
19:52Your beef tartare?
19:53It's not the same thing.
19:54You're damn right it's not, because I just gave you a piece of me.
19:59And I, for one, thank you wholeheartedly.
20:01If this is what's going to happen this week, and just call back the limo.
20:06Ah, speak of the devil.
20:08Did anyone leave anything in the stretch hearse?
20:10Other than our common sense, no.
20:12Hello?
20:14Coming, JP.
20:19Wow.
20:20So you're dropped?
20:23Uh, can we come in?
20:25It's a hurricane out there.
20:27We are trapped.
20:29Uh, I'm afraid that we are closed for the whole weekend for a private event.
20:34Oh, okay.
20:34The police scanner is saying that the roads and highways are impassable.
20:37There's trees down, roads washed out, bridge to Kenwood is gone.
20:41We were just wondering if we could...
20:43Sorry, no vacancy.
20:44As my partner said, this is a private and exclusive weekend.
20:50Um, could we at least park our RV in the back corner of your parking lot?
20:56Just till the storm blows over.
20:58The entire premises are being used for the event, so I'm afraid that's not possible.
21:03Okay.
21:05Well, not getting that RV on these roads isn't possible either.
21:10I could barely see out the window.
21:11Like, I wouldn't normally ask, but we're stuck.
21:19Fine.
21:21But the motel itself is off limits.
21:25You won't even notice we're there.
21:27We have everything we need in the RV, and with that thunder, we won't even hear Floyd snoring.
21:33Happy camping.
21:35Make sure it stays that way.
21:39Sorry.
21:42Every detail of the Cold River Motel is a murderous experience.
21:48Each murder room showcases a quote from Dante.
21:53All hope abandon ye who enter here.
21:57That feeling.
21:58Behind this door, Baphomet stabbed Kenny Vitale such vigor that pieces of his skin were found stuck to the ceiling.
22:07Is this my room?
22:08I'm down to trade if it's someone else's.
22:09The red doors are rooms where the murders actually took place.
22:13They're set aside as shrines.
22:14No one sleeps.
22:34Is this the spot he was murdered?
22:37That's the spot exactly.
22:39How do you know for sure?
22:41Oh, knife marks in the floor, blood stains in the wood.
22:45Most people don't think about these things when they buy a property like this.
22:48Okay, say I gave you a hundred dollars.
22:50Do you think you could just make an exemption?
22:51No.
22:53These are art installations by some of the world's most edgy pop artists, including one by our very own Kulani.
22:59Oh.
23:00They saved the honeymoon suite for me.
23:03It's a special, heartbreaking place.
23:12Our next event begins in one hour in the basement where Katelyn was sacrificed.
23:20Crow is going to lead us on a seance.
23:24And hopefully we'll have the chance to commune with Katelyn herself.
23:27I have so many questions for her.
23:30Paige, do you think I could get some shots of you in the honeymoon suite?
23:33Like wigging out, pretending to be Katelyn?
23:35We have a Katelyn costume at the ready.
23:37We knew this would come up.
23:41Yeah, I'd be happy to.
23:48Any questions?
24:05I guess you revamp an old motel like this and that touchy-feely, I-got-ADHD wacko is the kind
24:12of person you're going to get staying here.
24:14We were a little wacko there, right?
24:16Yeah, but we refined as we got older.
24:20That crowd looks like it might stay that way.
24:24You weren't lying about that refinement.
24:29I better not be that boss you weren't asking us to get out of Dodge after all.
24:34Fine, that's fine.
24:37It's so quick, quick.
24:40Fine.
24:41Did you tell?
24:48Call that little cutie, hoo-hoo.
24:52Did you macerate yourself?
24:54No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint when Floyd and I drove up to Saginaw.
25:00I love it in here.
25:02It's so comfy and normal.
25:05I'm a big fan of normal after today.
25:09So it's not just us.
25:10Your friends over there, they're a little...
25:13They're not my friends, they're not...
25:15We're, um, we're up here for this, this special weekend.
25:20In the middle of nowhere?
25:22What am I missing?
25:25You have no idea what this motel's famous for?
25:28Just like any other motel from St. John's to San Diego.
25:32True.
25:33But if I said Cold River Slaughter, does that ring any bells?
25:37Oh, yeah.
25:38That happened a long time ago.
25:40I saw an episode about it on some news magazine show.
25:44My God.
25:46You're her.
25:47You're that actress.
25:49From the movies.
25:51Oh, that's right.
25:52We saw two of those on the TV.
25:54What are they called again?
25:55Doom Service.
25:56Yes.
25:57They're based on what happened here 30 years ago.
26:00That...
26:00That happened here?
26:03All those murders?
26:05Jesus, I'm starting to regret we turned down this road.
26:08So, what, this is some kind of...
26:11Creepy pilgrimage?
26:14That doesn't sound right.
26:16Ruby and Portia are relaunching the motel,
26:18and they wanted us all up here for its inaugural weekend
26:20to get the word out.
26:22So you are here to play the part of...
26:26Caitlin Bridgley.
26:27Yeah.
26:28No, no, it's all right.
26:31Anyways, I was wondering...
26:36Once the roads are good,
26:38could I catch a ride with you guys?
26:41Even to the next town over, I...
26:44I just feel really gross being here and doing this.
26:48Sorry, I know you don't know me,
26:49and I know you're on your holiday.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52Of course, you can come about me.
26:54And Chief Lloyd.
26:56We'd be honored.
26:58Friends back home are going to flip when they hear, huh?
27:01We have room.
27:02And you're right.
27:03We should leave.
27:04It's not writing murder.
27:05It shouldn't be some...
27:06selfie-snapping joke.
27:10I want to put everything that's ever happened here behind me.
27:13For good.
27:18Thanks for this, Steve.
27:19Didn't get weird.
27:19You run back here, okay?
27:21Thanks.
27:36I don't know.
27:39I don't know.
27:45I don't know.
27:53Oh, my God.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:18Hey!
28:19What?
28:20What?
28:22What?
28:22Get them.
28:23Who the hell?
28:28And that is promo gold.
28:30Exactly what we're paying you for.
28:33Even did the final girl fall while being chased.
28:36Bravissima!
28:37Woo!
28:43Of course, everything that happens or is produced this weekend,
28:46can and will we use to promote the Cold River?
28:49Well, I know I didn't agree to that.
28:51Small print folks, it's all in there.
28:52There's no deception.
28:53We give you an amazing free weekend at the number one true crime destination,
28:59and you give us the right to use whatever comes up for promotional purposes.
29:03Typical influencer engagement contract.
29:05I'm not an influencer.
29:06Neither am I.
29:08But I'll take the publicity.
29:10Yeah, you scratch my back with a butcher knife, I'll scratch yours.
29:13Awesome and good for you, Kawhi, and I mean that, but I work in academia.
29:17Which is notoriously boring.
29:19So I can't be seen screaming down a hall wearing some true crime cosplay to shill for a motel.
29:24Then why did you even come here?
29:27Obviously, poor shrubes, I'm good with it.
29:29I came for access. For my research.
29:32Right, so you can put us all under a microscope,
29:35dish in some masturbatory essay, so you can snag some big grant.
29:41Yeah, yeah, my big academic expose on a desperate chef flogging some tacky gimmick
29:46to hide the fact that when his food isn't too dry, it's way too salty.
29:50Look, are you okay with them using you like this? Mocking you to promote this place?
29:56They chased you with a knife.
29:58I run from knives for a living.
30:00Yeah, on your movie set, sure, but you're...
30:06You're being paid to be here.
30:09Sorry, what?
30:12Are you telling me I cooked an entire meal gratis
30:15while the washed up Scream Queen here charges a fee?
30:19For what? Shaking her tits?
30:21Hey, watch it, asshole.
30:22Oh, well, I suppose she's got to make a living somehow.
30:25It's not what the old career is tearing along, eh?
30:28Hey, she's a frickin' legend.
30:30Yes, the legend for looking great naked while covered in blood.
30:34At least she did when she was 19.
30:36I read about the new flick, how they're reimagining the doomed service franchise without you.
30:43I know, but I'm afraid all that Botox and whatever else you've done or are planning on doing is not
30:53going to make you young or relevant again.
30:57Just be in my room.
31:02You are a grade-A piece of shit.
31:05Yeah, she can act a lot better than you can cook.
31:07Oh, right. Now everybody hates my cooking, but it's true. You know it, I know it, even she knows.
31:13You have the sensitivity of a psychopath.
31:16I thought that's what turned you on, baby.
31:20Unfortunately for you, I don't bet women's body count is made up exclusively of serial killers.
31:26And you want to know why?
31:27Because that kind of trophy sex usually means crazy.
31:39I've got enough of this pathetic weekend.
31:41As soon as the roads clear, I'm going to hitch a ride back to town with the normies in their
31:45RVs.
31:46Oh, and by the way, ladies, if anyone deserves to be paid for this weekend, it's Hemingway.
31:55Put that in your fucking promo video.
32:38Hey. You all right?
32:42Sure, yeah. I'm used to being a big jock.
32:45I don't like some idiots. Forget them.
32:49I can't escape her.
32:52I begged the director of those movies to cast me in his new indie.
32:55No luck.
32:57Zero.
32:59I try. I keep trying.
33:01But this...
33:04The only paying gig I can get is... was her.
33:09You know, way back, I knew I shouldn't have taken that part, but I was 17, and I was kicked
33:14out of my house, and I needed the money.
33:15Look, if any of us had our high school jobs filmed, we'd be embarrassed.
33:20Well, I was naked for mine, so nobody takes me seriously.
33:24And nobody wants a 30-something final rule.
33:27Okay, you know, older people, they get killed all the time.
33:34The worst part is, being here, doing this, it's just more disrespect for Caitlin.
33:41Yeah, it's, uh...
33:42It's weird. I mean, she wasn't even the only person who died that night.
33:46Yeah, it's the usual bullshit. The same sexist woman hating rumors about her.
33:52She was on a honeymoon with the guy she left her husband for, so that makes her a slut.
33:55And she was wearing lingerie, so that meant I had to be totally naked, you know?
33:59Yeah, it's all pretty crass.
34:02Yeah.
34:03And the awful thing is, the real Caitlin was a sweet woman, finally out of a bad marriage, back with
34:08her high school sweetheart.
34:10And they got one night together. Not even that.
34:16Yeah, with her second chance. God knows I know what needing one feels like.
34:23It's just so sad and so, like, wrong.
34:47It's not that bad.
34:47Not even that bad.
34:49Yeah.
34:56It's just so sad and so.
34:57Yeah, I got theotros of the first because he was on the other side.
34:58I didn't go all the time.
34:58I was like, that was what I was going to do.
34:58I'm like, he was like, I'm like, I'm like, this guy.
35:03Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
35:04I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it's just like that to be honest with you.
35:11I don't know.
35:42Oh, Ruby. That is so sad.
35:51Spoiler alert. I'm not a sucker like your horror mascot in there.
36:17Oh, so scary. Look at me. I'm singing.
36:25This weekend is just a joke.
36:28So is this motel. I'm going to burn it all down online.
36:36Foss out there all you want. I'm not even looking.
36:41It's happening my time.
37:03No one thinks of how much blood it costs.
37:07Because that's what I want to read on my motel room door.
37:11It's from Dante's Inferno. They're all quotes from that.
37:15And the quote for a night here is 335 buckaroos.
37:19And it's funny because I don't remember receiving $335 from you.
37:24You both have been right, generous, allowing us to park on your lot.
37:27But you see, the thing is that the RV park we were supposed to overnight at,
37:31they have showers and we're not carrying enough water.
37:35So we were just wondering.
37:37No. No way. Not this weekend.
37:39But we promised the showers will be even cleaner than before we stepped in.
37:43They'll be as clean as they are now because...
37:46Unless you're a paying guest, you're not stepping into one of them.
37:52All right.
37:53All right.
38:00Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.
38:06Okay, don't use up all the hot water.
38:08Room 4.
38:13And stay away from the guests.
38:24Oh, if the present world go astray, the cause is in you.
38:32You girls might want to take that one to heart.
39:00Oh, damn it is awesome.
39:07Right, let's stop.
39:15Ruby, you've had your fun.
39:18All right?
39:19Open the door.
39:20I'm getting lightheaded.
39:23Ruby!
39:26Look, I'm serious.
39:28I feel sick.
39:33This heat is not good for the brain.
39:38Ruby!
39:42Okay, look.
39:44I'll be nice, sir.
39:46Okay?
39:46I'll even give the place a glowing review.
39:49Just open the goddamn door!
39:53Get me out of here!
39:55Open the door!
39:58Ruby!
39:59Hey!
40:00Let me out of here!
40:01Ruby!
40:02Let me out!
40:04Let me out of here!
40:05Let me out of here!
40:05Let me out of here!
40:11Let me out of here!
40:17Let me out of here!
40:22Let me out of here!
40:23Let me out of here!
40:25Let me out of here!
40:25Let me out of here!
40:26Let me out of here!
40:26Let me out of here!
40:26Let me out of here!
40:27Let me out of here!
40:29Let me out of here!
40:30Let me out of here!
40:31No.
40:33No.
40:34No.
40:35No.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:15No.
41:17No.
41:18No.
41:20No.
41:20No.
41:21No.
41:22No.
41:25We know this symbol, or we think we do.
41:30we call it a pentagram when in fact it's a pentacle
41:37we associate it with saint dark magic
41:41when in fact its original intent was to protect the bearer
41:49from evil spirits while alluring good ones
41:54like the spirit of our innocent sister caitlin ridgely
42:05we will strive to commune with seeking to answer the question we all want to know
42:14who was the all too human demon that slaughtered caitlin and seven others
42:23thirty years ago
42:29i call upon you
42:34to aid me in summoning forth
42:40caitlin
42:44caitlin
42:48caitlin ridgely
42:50we summon you
42:52come to us from the other side
42:54tell us who struck you down
42:57caitlin
42:58why won't you cross over to this plague
43:05one of our tribe is missing
43:08hemingway
43:09we're better off without him
43:10no
43:11no
43:13no
43:13everyone must be here
43:15if the circle is not closed caitlin's spirit might get confused
43:21i saw mr hot air heading towards the spawn
43:48hemingway i hope you're decent
43:52hemingway are you in there
44:21i'm calling him but he won't answer
44:23why is there a lock on it
44:24we gotta pry this lock off
44:29i got it
44:36come on
44:38oh my god
44:44oh my god
44:46oh my god
44:46oh my god
45:04that wasn't an accident
45:06he was left in there to come
45:07we don't know that friend
45:09what the hell
45:10what the hell are you on
45:11he reached through five inches of cedar
45:14and then what
45:14put a padlock on there
45:16perhaps the padlock was on the outside
45:17he closes the door
45:18we don't have a padlock on our sauna
45:20why would we
45:21look was this just another one of your sick jokes that went wrong
45:23like when you chase page through the woods
45:26show us your phones
45:28why
45:29see
45:30if you were trying to scare him away
45:32if your likes on your social
45:33we wouldn't do this
45:34how do we know that
45:35because we're not murderers
45:36it would ruin our business
45:38maybe you went too far
45:39huh
45:40how are we supposed to believe
45:41some sick
45:42murder obsessed
45:43freak
45:44don't you talk to her like that
45:46look there's nothing on this okay
45:47but there's no wifi signal
45:49what
45:50what
45:50he's right
45:51there's nothing i got nothing
45:53oh god the satellite is out
45:55okay i'm gonna try to reboot the router
45:57this is feeling very familiar
45:59for me okay
46:00hey
46:02i don't trust you
46:03and i sure as shit do not trust you
46:05look i know we're outsiders
46:06but you need to stop pointing fingers
46:08and get the cops out here right away
46:10okay would you know how to fix a satellite
46:12or like hook up a landline
46:15okay no i didn't get something
46:17the roads are all closed anyways
46:19no one would even get it
46:20we can load everyone into our rv
46:23and head off someplace safe
46:24it'll be slow going but
46:26oh my god
46:34help
46:34you still think there's no fucking accident
46:37baby
46:38oh my god
46:40oh my god
46:54daimona sectaeris nec pite salvifcum despicius vogote christin nec tempore toto
47:04conspite praegentum et farei odibio
47:39no
47:40no
47:41no
47:42no
47:42no
47:46no
47:48no
47:50no
47:51no
47:51no
48:02no
48:03no
48:04no
48:04make suregenes
48:09out
48:10East
48:11East
48:11East
48:12East
48:17Oh, my God.
49:09Oh, my God.
49:12Oh, my God.
49:33Do you think the original murderer has come back?
49:36One of those people killed the chef.
49:39Maybe we have a copycat.
49:41Come on!
49:43One of you is a killer.
49:44Hey!
49:45I'm not insane.
49:47Drop the knife!
49:48Let me out!
49:51Oh, mighty Satan.
49:55Time to begin.
50:14Time to begin.
50:15Time to begin.
50:16So.
50:30I'll see you next time.
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