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00:00:26Hey, yo, Red J, we up.
00:00:55I thought you were too sick to practice.
00:00:59Done with all that, Coach?
00:01:02When was the last time you had a decent meal?
00:01:05Come on.
00:01:07Mary's always happy to have you at the table?
00:01:09Nothing you say is going to change my mind.
00:01:11Dammit, Reggie.
00:01:13You're the most talented superhero I've ever seen.
00:01:17Yet you're throwing it all away, slinging yayo for gangbangers?
00:01:21You don't know me, Coach.
00:01:23You don't know nothing.
00:01:24I know you got heart.
00:01:26I know you want more than this.
00:01:28You got a choice, son.
00:01:30Either outrun this life,
00:01:32or you can run yourself into an early grave.
00:01:35Now please, it's me, Coach Brink.
00:01:39Come back with me.
00:01:42To the suburbs.
00:01:45Yeah, what I want doesn't matter.
00:01:48I'll never be free of these streets.
00:01:50Cut!
00:01:51Holy fuck!
00:01:53Holy fuck!
00:01:54We're not going to beat that!
00:01:55That was fucking perfect!
00:01:57We're going again!
00:01:58I don't-
00:01:58Feral fucking Streep.
00:02:00Your tears.
00:02:02Literal tears.
00:02:04Who's happy they spent two weekends at the Compton News Center now, huh?
00:02:08I'm not giving off too much of a blindside vibe, am I?
00:02:10As if that's a bad thing?
00:02:12Are you-
00:02:12Wait, what is that smell?
00:02:14Will everyone stop?
00:02:15What is that smell?
00:02:17Is it-
00:02:18Is that you?
00:02:19I had falafel for lunch.
00:02:21What?
00:02:23I smell an Oscar nomination.
00:02:25Shut up, man.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27I won't.
00:02:28Don't jinx it.
00:02:29You can't jinx gold!
00:02:30Look at me.
00:02:31You better make some shelf space, De Niro.
00:02:33Do you hear me?
00:02:34Alright, let's get you back to one, huh?
00:02:35I'm gonna watch the playback.
00:02:36Absolutely.
00:02:37Yeah, let's get in some cans, please!
00:02:39Thank you!
00:02:40One more quick thing.
00:02:41Let's sidebar here a little bit.
00:02:43Feels like you're having a little bit of trouble getting out of the starter's block.
00:02:47Maybe it's the scene.
00:02:48Baby, this scene sings.
00:02:49Alright, look at me.
00:02:50In the arc of your character.
00:02:52This is your low point, right?
00:02:54Everybody's giving up on you.
00:02:55You're all alone until the coach-
00:02:57Swoops in and saves me from the ghetto.
00:02:59No, no, no.
00:03:00You actually saved each other.
00:03:01It's a very balanced narrative.
00:03:03All the sensitivity readers that we hired, they all agreed.
00:03:06My brother was the only coach that I ever had.
00:03:08Right.
00:03:09He was a waiter.
00:03:10Buster Beaver, not a fucking crack dealer.
00:03:13And he must be so proud of you right now.
00:03:16Let's get this train back on the tracks.
00:03:20Just give me a minute.
00:03:21Yeah, sure.
00:03:23Wait, wait.
00:03:23You know what?
00:03:24One more tiny little thing.
00:03:25You said what I want doesn't matter.
00:03:29But as scripted, it's actually what I want don't matter.
00:03:32Okay?
00:03:34Alright, good stuff.
00:03:35Alright, everybody!
00:03:36Let's get back to what I want to make this fucking day!
00:03:41Hey!
00:03:42Hey, can we talk?
00:03:43You don't talk.
00:03:45It's like you're one thing.
00:03:46Look, playing Noir has been a meaningful challenge, but yesterday was whack as fuck.
00:03:50I've never actually murdered anyone before.
00:03:52This homelander makes us kill people like a lot.
00:03:54And when he does, do we just... do it?
00:03:58Look, don't get me wrong.
00:03:59I am stoked to be here, and I am down to ride the wave.
00:04:03I'm just having trouble with Noir's motivation, you feel me?
00:04:05His motivation is being a brain-dead maniac.
00:04:08Just keep your mouth shut.
00:04:10Do as you're fucking told.
00:04:11Yeah, I know.
00:04:15Violence in our blood-splattered streets against decent, hard-working Americans.
00:04:19Folks, if you're thinking of letting your children play carefree outside and without supervision, think again.
00:04:25I mean, these two animals, Benny Long and Ian Rashford, savagely beat three good men to death outside the courthouse
00:04:31yesterday.
00:04:32The Starlighters have shown their true colors, folks.
00:04:34Riding at multiple...
00:04:36Whoa!
00:04:36Peace!
00:04:37Gracious.
00:04:40I, for one, do not take our liberties in this great country for granted.
00:04:43But apparently, the Starlighters feel different.
00:04:46Let's see.
00:04:47Soy for pH, hyaluronic acid for de-moisturizing, and arginine for...
00:04:53What is all that?
00:04:54Uh, I'm a Voughtality consultant.
00:04:565K away from the red, white, and blue caddy.
00:04:58I thought it might be helpful.
00:04:59You...
00:05:01You work for Vought?
00:05:03Voughtality.
00:05:03Fair super for you.
00:05:05You know Vought killed my girlfriend, right?
00:05:08I'm literally fighting them right now.
00:05:12I think I have rosemary oil.
00:05:15It's really good for the joints.
00:05:17Can you just...
00:05:17Can you stop, please?
00:05:18Just...
00:05:19Please stop.
00:05:20Mom, stop.
00:05:21Just stop.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:22I'm...
00:05:22Sorry.
00:05:24Sorry.
00:05:24Just...
00:05:30You look good.
00:05:31Got tall.
00:05:32Yeah, that adds up.
00:05:33Since the last time you saw me, I was six fucking years old!
00:05:36Please don't yell at me.
00:05:37What are you doing here?
00:05:39The hospital called.
00:05:40Yeah, when they couldn't reach me.
00:05:41And I'm here now, so...
00:05:44He doesn't need you.
00:05:45Neither of us do.
00:05:46Your dad didn't tell you.
00:05:49Shit.
00:05:51But what?
00:05:52He gave me power of attorney, including medical decisions.
00:05:57And he signed a DNR.
00:06:00He didn't update his will?
00:06:01He did.
00:06:04Why the fuck would he give you power of attorney over me?
00:06:08Well, I mean, we've been talking the last year or two.
00:06:13Now and then.
00:06:14Besides that, you'd have to ask him.
00:06:16But Huey, don't worry.
00:06:17I am really good in a crisis.
00:06:19And I can handle this.
00:06:22I promise.
00:06:26You promise?
00:06:30Huey.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:48You leave the money on the dresser?
00:06:55I didn't want to wake you up.
00:06:58Here.
00:07:02Yeah, maybe you should stay in bed today, no?
00:07:08Could've been a lot worse.
00:07:10I mean, would've been a lot worse if you weren't there.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:30Work.
00:07:41Your speech therapist, Gloria, has filled me in on the work you've been doing.
00:07:46How's that been going?
00:07:57You know, psychological mutism is often a symptom of trauma in one's past.
00:08:04What do you think about that?
00:08:11I couldn't agree more, but sometimes you have to confront your past in order to be free of it.
00:08:19Okay.
00:08:20Why don't we start with something simple?
00:08:22Tell me about your parents.
00:08:32Jesus.
00:08:33You're just telling us now.
00:08:35Have you seen any specialists?
00:08:36Have you, uh, have you, um...
00:08:37How long you got?
00:08:38It's none of your fucking business.
00:08:40I'm not sure why I'm telling you at all.
00:08:43Let's just say, I've got an angel on my shoulder and she's the right bloody neck.
00:08:46Roger, I tried to warn you that that shit was poison.
00:08:49You ain't one of us.
00:08:51Hey!
00:08:51Alright.
00:08:54A word.
00:09:08We're done.
00:09:09You what?
00:09:10Fired.
00:09:11Grab your shit and get the fuck out.
00:09:12I'll level with you lot and this is the thanks I get.
00:09:15Fuck me.
00:09:16See what being honest gets you?
00:09:18Motherfucker, you've been lying to us for the last six months.
00:09:20Not telling ain't lying.
00:09:22Look, you need all the help you can get, mate.
00:09:25Not from you.
00:09:25You're a liability butcher.
00:09:27I ain't gonna let this stand then.
00:09:30The boys is mine.
00:09:31There's a dying man with one last bluff.
00:09:36Now grab your shit and get the fuck out.
00:09:39Or I'll throw you out.
00:09:44I don't want to hear it.
00:09:46He's out.
00:09:48Join him if you don't like it.
00:09:58Small town kid grows up on a Montana ranch with his mom.
00:10:02On the surface, he's an everyday all-American boy.
00:10:05But, deep in his heart, he knows he's different.
00:10:07Special.
00:10:08He's always asking himself,
00:10:09Who am I?
00:10:10Then one day, that question is answered.
00:10:12When Homelander flies down from the sky and says,
00:10:15With tears in his eyes.
00:10:17No tears.
00:10:17And says proudly,
00:10:18Son, it's time for you to take your place by my side.
00:10:22And for Ryan, it feels surprising, yet inevitable.
00:10:25He always knew he was destined for greatness.
00:10:28Because he came from greatness.
00:10:32Wow.
00:10:33Oh, buddy, can you believe that?
00:10:36What do you think?
00:10:38It's cool.
00:10:41Yes?
00:10:42You guess.
00:10:46I think it looks amazing.
00:10:47Oh, so amazing.
00:10:48Really marketable.
00:10:50So marketable.
00:10:50The whole pitch blows.
00:10:53It does not blow.
00:10:55It blows harder than Nancy Reagan on the MGM backlog.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59Why are you here?
00:11:00Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks after gunpowder.
00:11:03The settlements exceeded profitability.
00:11:05Yeah, but I don't think Ryan is going to file an HR complaint against me.
00:11:10What?
00:11:11Ryan is the first natural born superhero and his brand needs to reflect that.
00:11:15He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks.
00:11:18He was chosen by fate, God, whatever, to be the one who saves the world.
00:11:23Yes.
00:11:24But let's not forget why he is special, shall we?
00:11:29He's my son.
00:11:30Chosen by God.
00:11:32Sure.
00:11:33But, uh, made by me.
00:11:35The chosen one narrative only works if he stands alone.
00:11:40Harry Potter, Neo, Luke Skywalker.
00:11:43Hollywood's trained people to fall in love with white boy lone saviors.
00:11:46So America will want to fall in love with Ryan.
00:11:52What is this?
00:11:53It's a crime itinerary.
00:11:55Your first save.
00:11:56Congratulations, son.
00:11:58I'm not on the call, Shane.
00:12:00You wanted a kingdom for your son.
00:12:02I'm helping you get it.
00:12:11Excellent.
00:12:13Just as we discussed, feel free to move forward.
00:12:17Thanks.
00:12:19Ah, if you don't mind.
00:12:23I'm here because Homelander wants me here.
00:12:26Because he trusts me.
00:12:58Listen, I know you're the smartest woman on earth.
00:13:01Smartest person.
00:13:04But let me give you some advice.
00:13:06You know, girls supporting girls.
00:13:09You cannot talk to Homelander like that.
00:13:12I'm telling you the truth.
00:13:13You're so afraid of him you plucked yourself bald.
00:13:16If I were you, I'd make myself useful.
00:13:18You're gonna get some lactation going and let him suck on those titties.
00:13:21Before you end up like battling Stillwell.
00:13:27Oh, Ashley, hey.
00:13:28What's up?
00:13:29Just the girl boss I wanted to see.
00:13:31I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:13:33Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save.
00:13:37I want to talk to you about something.
00:13:38I have this idea.
00:13:40Okay.
00:13:40So, what if...
00:13:42And just hear me out on this.
00:13:45What if...
00:13:46I was there.
00:13:50That's it.
00:13:51That's the pitch.
00:13:53You want to join a family-friendly PG save?
00:13:57While PETA still has you on their bestiality watch list?
00:14:03I swear to God.
00:14:05Stupid people.
00:14:06Who think they're smart.
00:14:08They even want to eat my own shit.
00:14:09What?
00:14:12Why do you let her talk to you like that?
00:14:15She's just a bitch.
00:14:16It's probably that time of the month.
00:14:18It's like a full moon thing, isn't it?
00:14:20You are a genetically superior being, and she's the evolutionary equivalent of a capybara.
00:14:25Cappuccino.
00:14:25It's a giant rodent from South America.
00:14:29You're better than her.
00:14:30I'd like it.
00:14:32And you should be at the safe.
00:14:35It's a good idea.
00:14:42116.
00:14:42Todd and the other home teamers are seen going into Planet Vought and not seen again until...
00:14:48209.
00:14:48When their dead bodies magically appear at the rally.
00:14:51Now, how do you think they got there without anybody seeing?
00:14:53A-Train.
00:14:54It had to be A-Train.
00:14:55Any promise?
00:14:56Like you promised dad for better or worse?
00:14:58Are we boring you, Huey?
00:14:59It's all right.
00:14:59Sorry.
00:15:00I'm, uh...
00:15:01I'm here.
00:15:02But the home teamers died of blunt force trauma.
00:15:05Nothing said anything about super strength.
00:15:07Because they're getting a lot better at covering their ass.
00:15:09Probably because of her.
00:15:11Sister Sage, 32 years old, from Detroit, Michigan.
00:15:14She cut ties with Vought a while back when they kicked her off of teenage kicks.
00:15:18What are her powers?
00:15:19Smartest person on the planet.
00:15:21I've already tapped Sage's cell phones.
00:15:23She made a reservation at the Vought Garden Suites and Courtyard Express in Harrisburg tonight.
00:15:28Who's down for a little road trip.
00:15:29You know what?
00:15:30I'm gonna stay here.
00:15:31If A-Train framed those two star lighters, I'm gonna take a run at him.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:35I'm gonna go with you.
00:15:38I gotta stay close to my dad.
00:15:39Understood.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:42You two are with me.
00:15:44Oh, look.
00:15:45She made a cute little...
00:15:47Penis and balls.
00:15:53Hurry up.
00:15:54Get the money.
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01Lights out, you fucking muff taco.
00:16:03Get back.
00:16:04Noir.
00:16:07Back off.
00:16:08Hey, whoa.
00:16:08Be cool, man.
00:16:09Noir.
00:16:10What are we supposed to do?
00:16:17Let her go.
00:16:19Out of my way, kid.
00:16:20It's gonna be okay.
00:16:22Do you promise?
00:16:23I promise.
00:16:27Who are you?
00:16:27My name is Ryan.
00:16:29And I don't like bullies.
00:16:33It's good.
00:16:34Pretty good.
00:16:35It's getting better.
00:16:37Solid work, guys.
00:16:38Noir.
00:16:38Your entrance.
00:16:39You're doing too much.
00:16:40Just walking.
00:16:41Okay, but when Noir just enter stage right like that,
00:16:43I feel like it's more in character if I come into the skyline.
00:16:45You don't fucking talk.
00:16:46Sorry.
00:16:47Still talking.
00:16:48Let's just stick to the blocking for now, okay?
00:16:50Mm-hmm.
00:16:50Deep, chop the fucking muff taco.
00:16:52It's for families.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:53Ryan, on the day, you're gonna throw me for real.
00:16:56I can take it.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:57Let's take five, and we'll run it back.
00:16:59Great, okay?
00:17:02Thank you, Coy.
00:17:03Dad?
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:06Did I look dumb?
00:17:08You really gotta put you back into it, you know?
00:17:11Like, you really gotta sell it.
00:17:15You understand?
00:17:16Are all saves like this?
00:17:18Like with stunt people and rehearsals and stuff?
00:17:20No.
00:17:21Of course some of them are real.
00:17:22I've saved a lot of people.
00:17:24Well, this is just to help you get your sea legs, right?
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28Hey, Ryan.
00:17:29You wanna rehearse a throw a few times?
00:17:30Great idea.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:32Yes, excellent.
00:17:36Hey, so, uh, just to be clear, we're not actually killing people in the day, am I right?
00:17:40Just shut the fuck up.
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:50Must be real, real precise with your steps.
00:17:54You can't talk to me that way.
00:17:57I didn't say anything.
00:17:58I mean, from before.
00:18:02There you go.
00:18:03I'm the-
00:18:04I'm the peak of human evolution and you're just-
00:18:06you're just a Capabarnia.
00:18:08It's a rodent from South America.
00:18:10Oh, so you're fucking land mammals now.
00:18:15I am the Lord of the Seven Seas.
00:18:17You talk to me like that again, and I will drown you in your fucking toilet, you stupid bitch.
00:18:22After I've used it.
00:18:25Is that what you want?
00:18:27No.
00:18:28Sir!
00:18:29No, sir.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:43Let it go.
00:18:44On my way, kid.
00:18:44That kid's face is made for the big screen.
00:18:47Complexion like butter.
00:18:48He's practically glowing.
00:18:49Well, thank God.
00:18:50You're brushing the wrinkles out of the Dawn of the Seven?
00:18:52Put VFX 9 mil over the budget.
00:18:54You're neck fold to neck fold with sex in the city too.
00:18:57Mm-hmm.
00:18:57I don't know.
00:19:41I don't know.
00:19:57I'm a concerned citizen.
00:19:59I'm allowed to say fuck you to any deep state cunts.
00:20:02Try and keep me from the truth.
00:20:12Welcome to the monkey house.
00:20:16Watch out.
00:20:18You might get what you're after.
00:20:21Cool it is.
00:20:23Strange but not a stranger.
00:20:26I'm an organic guy.
00:20:31Burning down the house.
00:20:35Hold tight.
00:20:37Went to the party's over.
00:20:40Hold tight.
00:20:42Quit in for nasty weather.
00:20:45There has got to be a way.
00:20:50Burning down the house.
00:20:52It's like a tin foil hat wearing Nazi motherfuckers.
00:20:56Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this?
00:21:01Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this?
00:21:20Hey, there's a girl.
00:21:25Where is Keviko?
00:21:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:03Love America.
00:22:05Love America.
00:22:07Love America.
00:22:12If you want it, you get better.
00:22:15Oh, and I'll be all loving on.
00:22:19If you try to keep us safe from home, you can't say what you want to say.
00:22:27Cause freedom is your life.
00:22:29Swinner, I just love you.
00:22:32Am I too shiny?
00:22:34You're good.
00:22:35You're perfect.
00:22:41Best going to move on the flat earthers get the space at 4.30.
00:22:43Yes.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:47Hey, everybody.
00:22:50So our next speaker is not only a true visionary, she's also my close friend.
00:23:01So please join me in welcoming author, filmmaker, political activist, commentator, and a leading
00:23:09voice of the alt suit movement on YouTube, Firecracker.
00:23:18Howdy, there's your seekers.
00:23:20Hey.
00:23:22Hey, there.
00:23:23Well, thank you.
00:23:26Good for you.
00:23:28One, two, five, six.
00:23:29Okay.
00:23:31I ain't gonna sugarcoat this.
00:23:33We got ourselves a national crisis.
00:23:36Homelander himself said Starlight traffics kids.
00:23:40And her Starlighters just murdered three of our brothers yesterday to cover it up.
00:23:45They're killing us.
00:23:46Wake up.
00:23:47Over the next two hours, I will prove that Starlight works with Oprah and Tom Hanks to
00:23:54set up a satanic home delivery service.
00:23:56An order of a hot dog gets you a boy, a taco, a girl.
00:24:01A combo gets you a child they forced to have trans, surgery, and a soda gets you a shot
00:24:08of adrenochrome.
00:24:10We all know that Oprah has been under house arrest ever since she sat down with Harry and
00:24:16that monarchy fucker Meghan Markle.
00:24:19For those who say that the evidence against Tom Hanks is less clear cut, well, that's because
00:24:24the brave whistleblower who was gonna blow Forrest Gump's pedo ring wide open.
00:24:30And fell off a bridge before he got the chance.
00:24:34Reggie, see what he's up to.
00:24:36Coincidence?
00:24:37Do not engage.
00:24:39Right.
00:24:40If you add up off the record of all of the Tom Hanks movies, you get 311, which is the
00:24:49police code for child born.
00:24:51It's just math.
00:24:55Storm Chasers United is starting in 20 minutes at conference room speed.
00:25:06Storm Chasers United is starting in 20 minutes.
00:25:33Oh, are you drunk?
00:25:43What is wrong with you?
00:25:50Oh, no, it's nothing to do with you.
00:25:57Really?
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:15Julie, merci.
00:26:17But it's not about you.
00:26:19Be sure.
00:26:23Can we go back to work now?
00:26:38I don't know.
00:27:12I don't know.
00:27:40It's okay.
00:28:08No, no, no.
00:28:10Nothing to do there except relive my childhood trauma.
00:28:14Tensions are high after the murder of the Homelander 3, allegedly at the hands of two Starlight followers.
00:28:20Skirmishes between the two groups have been...
00:28:21All right, enough of that shit.
00:28:22But has Kira woken up yet?
00:28:25No, and I have about a thousand messages asking me what the Starlighter should do.
00:28:34Spit it out.
00:28:37People look up to you.
00:28:38No, they look up to Starlight.
00:28:40They look up to the suit.
00:28:42You're the one who wore it.
00:28:43I get why you ditched it.
00:28:44I do.
00:28:44It's just, I can also see the value in it.
00:28:48In superheroes?
00:28:50You're defending superheroes right now.
00:28:52Really?
00:28:52As cheesy as it sounds, people need a symbol.
00:28:57You know, someone they can rally behind, a little fucking hope.
00:29:01That can be you.
00:29:02I don't want to lead anybody.
00:29:04I don't.
00:29:05And I cannot go back to her.
00:29:08To me.
00:29:10She's just, she's a symbol of so much bad shit.
00:29:15And I, I can't, I can't, I won't.
00:29:17It's just, it's...
00:29:18Yeah, I mean...
00:29:20Oh, he's here, he's here.
00:29:22So I'm at the town, right?
00:29:24And we get a call from Boise, Idaho.
00:29:27There's a terrorist who's got like the whole movie theater held hostage.
00:29:31And...
00:29:32E-Train?
00:29:32Love you.
00:29:33Can I get a selfie?
00:29:34Yeah, of course.
00:29:45I ran across the Rockies, took out the terrorists, and disarmed the bomb.
00:29:48Then what?
00:29:49What you mean, man?
00:29:50Then I got some popcorn, I watched the rest of Pacific Rim uprise.
00:29:53Why don't you tell them the truth?
00:29:59Nathan.
00:30:03Just, let's be chill, all right?
00:30:05You sneaking around with my boys, behind my back.
00:30:07But I need to chill.
00:30:10What's going on?
00:30:11I don't know.
00:30:12And don't think y'all ain't in some deep shit.
00:30:14Sorry, Dad.
00:30:16Come on, Dad.
00:30:18Uncle Reggie was just telling us about his saves.
00:30:21You want to tell him, or should I?
00:30:22Come on, man.
00:30:23Let's not make a big thing.
00:30:25That movie theater in Idaho?
00:30:27That was a soundstage in the Bronx.
00:30:29That terrorist?
00:30:30That was a stuntman.
00:30:32Those mountains?
00:30:33They added those in post.
00:30:34I know, because I was there.
00:30:40Is that true?
00:30:45It's complicated, you know?
00:30:46No.
00:30:47It's simple.
00:30:48Your saves were never real.
00:30:50You never actually saved anyone.
00:30:53Yet here you are, lying to your own flesh and blood.
00:30:58I told you.
00:31:01Your uncle is no hero.
00:31:04And I don't want you anywhere near him.
00:31:08Come on.
00:31:19Nathan.
00:31:21Nathan, I'm sorry.
00:31:24Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:31:26Give him a second.
00:31:42Your videos got me to see that my entire family had been brainwashed by clover genders like Starlight.
00:31:48I told them that I couldn't speak to them again until they did their own research.
00:31:51It's been three years now.
00:31:54Good for you.
00:31:55You keep up the fight.
00:31:57Can I get a selfie?
00:31:58Oh, of course.
00:32:05Truth, Bob.
00:32:07Uh-huh.
00:32:09Yeah, yeah.
00:32:13Do you actually believe all of this?
00:32:15Or is it just bullshit?
00:32:18Smeared on top of a personal vendetta?
00:32:20Ain't you a little mouthy one?
00:32:22Appreciate the subtextual racism there.
00:32:24But I'm a suit.
00:32:26Sister Sage.
00:32:27I work with Homelander.
00:32:29Bullshit.
00:32:32Goddamn.
00:32:33Is he here?
00:32:33Of course not.
00:32:34He wouldn't be caught dead with these ringworm-infested cousin fuckers.
00:32:38Though there's a chance you could meet him.
00:32:40First, I want to see your powers, though.
00:32:47Wow, that is lackluster.
00:32:49I'm strong, too, though.
00:32:51Look, what's important is, what are you selling?
00:32:54I'm here to share the truth.
00:32:56And nothing but what are you selling?
00:33:00Did I stutter?
00:33:05Purpose.
00:33:06I sell purpose.
00:33:10These people got nothing.
00:33:12Maybe they lost a job or a house or a kid to Oxy.
00:33:16And politicians don't give a shit.
00:33:18Mainstream media tells them to be ashamed of their skin color, so...
00:33:21I don't want to bring them together, tell them the story.
00:33:24And the purpose.
00:33:27How much would you rather believe?
00:33:29That you belong to a community of warriors battling a secret evil,
00:33:32or that you're a lonely, inconsequential nobody that no one will ever remember?
00:33:38Deep's Blue Sea Room.
00:33:409 p.m.
00:33:52Sage has got no powers, right?
00:33:54Besides her brains?
00:33:55Nope.
00:33:56Spine was sneaking around shy.
00:33:58Let's just grab her, work her over, and remember what we need.
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:02This is surveillance only, okay?
00:34:04All right.
00:34:05You sit tight, and watch me do your job.
00:34:08All right.
00:34:08Enough.
00:34:10Get your fucking hands off me!
00:34:13Just go home, all right?
00:34:15Or what?
00:34:16We have a barney?
00:34:17Well, come on, then.
00:34:18Have a go.
00:34:19But you're for fuck's sake.
00:34:20You've been gagging for it.
00:34:21Ever since Soldier Boy.
00:34:22Ten pounds of C4 with an inch fuse poking out your arse, you are?
00:34:26Well, come on, then.
00:34:27Have at it, son.
00:34:28That's the only way you feel any regret, is to get it beaten into you.
00:34:31You're a shit-skipper, you are.
00:34:33Huey's fucked off.
00:34:33Come eat, O's hammered.
00:34:35We've been here for hours, and still no fuck-all.
00:34:37You're gonna get this bloody lot killed.
00:34:39You can't eat, you can't sleep, and you ain't willing to do what it takes to run this mob.
00:34:44Because you ain't got the bollocks, son.
00:34:48Nice try, Butcher.
00:34:50But it ain't gonna work.
00:34:52Yeah, ain't that what your wife said?
00:35:06All that bullshit you pull in a mess you always leave behind for me to clean up.
00:35:10You know why I kept coming back?
00:35:11Because I thought maybe this time it'll be a little different.
00:35:15All the fucking shit we've been through together, man.
00:35:17I thought maybe this time, maybe you and I could just be fucking brothers again.
00:35:24Just go home, man.
00:35:57Hey!
00:35:58Hey!
00:35:59Hey!
00:36:00Hey!
00:36:03Hey!
00:36:05Hey!
00:36:05Hey!
00:36:07Hey!
00:36:08Hey!
00:36:08Hey!
00:36:09Hey!
00:36:09Hey!
00:36:11Hey!
00:36:12Hey!
00:36:12Hey!
00:36:13Hey!
00:36:15Hey!
00:36:16I can endure so weathers don't suffer.
00:36:20Hey!
00:36:23Who?
00:36:31It took you long enough to get here from Trenton.
00:36:33Traffic, am I right?
00:36:35The fuck are you doing here?
00:36:37The eyes? It's always the eyes.
00:36:39Here.
00:36:43What is this?
00:36:44Security cam footage of your two star lighters.
00:36:47About a mile from the bodies of time of death.
00:36:49It's hard to commit a murder when you're 20 blocks away.
00:36:52Why are you giving this to us?
00:37:03You could have gotten my face in front of my family, but you didn't.
00:37:08Let's call it a thank you.
00:37:09Thank you, E.
00:37:11I would have blasted the shit out of you,
00:37:13and you would have deserved it.
00:37:17Yeah, I agree.
00:37:30Hey!
00:37:31Back off!
00:37:33Back off!
00:37:36What the fuck-
00:37:37What the fuck-
00:37:37What the heck are we supposed to do?
00:37:46Let her go!
00:37:47Out of my way, kids!
00:37:48You're gonna be okay.
00:37:49I promise.
00:37:50I promise.
00:37:57Who are you?
00:37:58My name is-
00:38:00Ryan.
00:38:02Dad?
00:38:04It's okay, son.
00:38:05I'm here.
00:38:07We're gonna save America together.
00:38:21Go.
00:38:22Tell him, lad!
00:38:24Tell him!
00:38:25No!
00:38:25No!
00:38:27Holy shit!
00:38:32It's okay, everyone!
00:38:35It's okay!
00:38:36Everything's under control!
00:38:37You saved me.
00:38:45Good girl.
00:38:51Smile.
00:38:52Smile.
00:38:53Alright.
00:38:55I thought we weren't killing the guys today.
00:38:57I just feel like I'm not getting clear directions for this role.
00:39:52She said 9pm in a deep blue sea room, huh?
00:39:55I sure did.
00:40:02Toss her guns.
00:40:08Your rifles are garish and vulgar.
00:40:10They're American, you fucking surrender monkey.
00:40:13Marvin, did you really think you could tail me without me knowing?
00:40:16So what now?
00:40:19These assholes are CIA.
00:40:21Genuine deep state moles.
00:40:23They've taken out more superheroes than anyone in the world.
00:40:27And Homelander would like it if you killed them.
00:40:33Consider it your final audition.
00:40:35Audition for what?
00:40:36The sooner they're dead, the sooner you'll find out.
00:40:42Hmm.
00:40:44You're not as impressive as I heard.
00:40:51Oh, I'm gonna send your ass back to China, bitch.
00:40:54She's Japanese.
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:40:59Oh, big guy.
00:41:00It's too much cell tossing, huh?
00:41:02No.
00:41:03No, no, no.
00:41:04It's how it is.
00:41:04It's how it is.
00:41:07Achoo.
00:41:07Shut the fuck up.
00:41:08Now!
00:41:08What a...
00:41:11Oh, big guy.
00:41:13They really couldn't be doing anything.
00:41:14Uhmm.
00:41:21Whoa.
00:41:23Oh shit, daddy, bitch.
00:41:36Hotel man.
00:41:36Jesus.
00:41:36I'm not as Це me, but you're as free as he takes you.
00:41:37Oh!
00:41:37What?
00:41:37Oh, hell no.
00:41:39Oh, hell no.
00:41:40Oh, hell no.
00:42:05Another toy.
00:42:07Oh, my God.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:26Get away from me, big guy.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:39A storm has arrived.
00:43:49Splinter and I are being attacked by CIA agents after infiltrating a Zionist cabal.
00:43:58The proof?
00:44:00The proof is right here.
00:44:04Now, I'm calling on all the rules.
00:44:08Heidacker!
00:44:09No!
00:44:10You're gonna let me smack your girl like that.
00:44:13No wonder she puts you in a friend zone, mate.
00:44:16Ah!
00:44:18Now!
00:44:31Now!
00:44:35Now!
00:44:42Get the boys out over here!
00:45:24No, no, no, no, not primed, no!
00:45:30We loved you from your first holocaust hoax video.
00:45:37No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:46:23Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake?
00:46:25Hmm?
00:46:27Oh, Ryan.
00:46:37Okay, come on.
00:46:40Come on.
00:46:44It's okay.
00:46:46Don't worry.
00:46:48Okay?
00:46:49Don't worry.
00:46:49You'll get plenty of solo sex, I promise.
00:46:53But I really do think that my being there is good for your numbers.
00:47:00What?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:03Oh, no.
00:47:04Yes.
00:47:05No, no.
00:47:06Yes.
00:47:08I killed Coy.
00:47:13That's what you're upset about?
00:47:16Coy?
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:28Accidents happen all the time.
00:47:31Okay?
00:47:32Humans are fragile.
00:47:34Can't save them all.
00:47:36But isn't that our job?
00:47:37Look, Coy died doing what he loved.
00:47:41Okay?
00:47:43It'll be better next time.
00:47:45No.
00:47:46Yes.
00:47:46No, I'm never doing that again.
00:47:48Jesus Christ.
00:47:49How many times do I have to tell you they're only human, Ryan?
00:47:55Toys.
00:48:03You can't go around feeling bad about what you are because a few things break.
00:48:07Who cares?
00:48:08You are destined for so much more.
00:48:11You understand?
00:48:13You're chosen, young man.
00:48:16Sooner or later, you've got to accept it.
00:48:53Are you sure about this?
00:48:58I'm gonna let a shitbag like Adrian step up, but I won't.
00:49:03Get it!
00:49:05You earned it!
00:49:07I have this.
00:49:09I have this.
00:49:11What about the service?
00:49:32What!!
00:49:40I don't know.
00:50:13You look like shit.
00:50:16Where are you?
00:50:17Possible deniability, Pumpkin.
00:50:19Let's just say I'm a Contessa from Luxembourg on permanent holiday.
00:50:25Chérie, you remember Colleen Hauser?
00:50:31The judge's son?
00:50:33I saw him at Narcotics Anonymous.
00:50:39Did he recognize you?
00:50:42We started talking.
00:50:44He was having a hard time, so I helped him get a job at Starlight's house.
00:50:48So you're fucking him, right?
00:50:51For fuck's sake, Serge, what is it with you and taking in strays all the time?
00:50:55I didn't mean for it to happen.
00:50:57I was just seeing him day after day, one thing led to another.
00:51:00So what happens when he finds out you murdered his family?
00:51:18Your promise isn't worth the piece of paper it's printed on.
00:51:22I don't understand that.
00:51:26Just earlier you said that you promised to handle Dad, but you're not handling shit!
00:51:33Can you just lower your voice?
00:51:34No, no, no.
00:51:35You don't get to tell me what to do, okay?
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:43The day you left, it was a Friday.
00:51:45You walked me to school, and you promised to buy us tickets to Billy Joel.
00:51:51I was vibrating with excitement.
00:51:55That was the last I ever saw you.
00:51:57I spent a week standing by the front door telling Dad you'd be back.
00:52:04Because why wouldn't you be?
00:52:05You promised!
00:52:09But your promise didn't mean anything.
00:52:13I'm so, so sorry, Huey.
00:52:17This isn't about you and me.
00:52:20This is about what's best for your dad.
00:52:22You don't know what's best for him.
00:52:23You don't know what's best for either of us.
00:52:25From now on, you don't talk to the doctor without me.
00:52:27You don't make any medical decisions without me signing off.
00:52:31And if you don't like it, I'll take you to court.
00:52:34I'll challenge you for power of attorney.
00:52:39Get rid of all your fucking rosemary oil crap.
00:52:41Dad would hate it, and it smells like shit.
00:53:06Lieutenant, he's not lying.
00:53:08You don't like it.
00:53:09You don't like it.
00:53:11Get rid of all your fucking rosemary oil experts.
00:53:12I love it.
00:53:15I love it.
00:53:16Get rid of all your guys.
00:53:19I love it.
00:53:21I love it.
00:53:21No, no, no.
00:53:22Get rid of all your growers.
00:53:23I love it.
00:53:23Don't you?
00:53:23I love it.
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:53Get back there, you. You saved our asses.
00:54:00You should have left me.
00:54:12To be a good skipper, you've got to be a right asshole. Ain't no room for compassion.
00:54:21The right move to make was to nab that cunt sage. Instead you walk the boys into a trap.
00:54:29And then rest their lives to save some twat who's gonna be dead in six months.
00:54:34We was lucky. But next time, someone's gonna die.
00:54:43I look back at my life and all I see are the messes I made.
00:54:53I fucked it up. Every step.
00:55:00And I ain't got time to fix it.
00:55:11But maybe, maybe I can do one thing right with the time I got left.
00:55:19Get Ryan safe.
00:55:23I can't do that alone.
00:55:26I can't do it without you.
00:55:31Please.
00:55:38Too fucking little butcher.
00:55:42Too fucking late.
00:55:44Too much.
00:56:11Too fucking late.
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