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00:00:06Go on, son. Have a bump.
00:00:18What the fuck?
00:00:19Homelander is gonna love this.
00:00:21Wait, wait, wait.
00:00:23Homelander has agreed to donate to the Starlight House, which...
00:00:27No.
00:00:28I mean, come on.
00:00:29No.
00:00:30Give it up.
00:00:30No.
00:00:31No.
00:00:32No.
00:00:32I'm not just like the rest of you.
00:00:35I'm better.
00:00:35Homelander is a fucking psychopath.
00:00:38Homelander is protecting them.
00:00:40You said you'd always watch out for me.
00:00:42You promised.
00:00:43Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:44I hate you.
00:00:45This little guy here is my son.
00:00:47Fuck you, fascist!
00:00:54You help me out with one small favor, and I help you.
00:00:58Do you have it or not?
00:00:59Original recipe, all 11 herbs and spices.
00:01:02Just a pinch.
00:01:04My name is Annie January, and I fucking quit.
00:01:07I say you wanted the boys.
00:01:09You are like rabid little doggy, but loyal to whoever holds this chain.
00:01:13Your brain's leaking.
00:01:15Ten feet is going to kill you both.
00:01:17How long ago?
00:01:18Months, 12 on the outside.
00:01:20Homelander needs to die.
00:01:22That's it, whatever it takes.
00:01:23Soldier Boy's our weapon.
00:01:24He's how we kill Homelander.
00:01:25Did you know that Soldier Boy was my father?
00:01:32Get out of the building now!
00:01:33Let's just stop!
00:01:35Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:01:37And now you blink, I made a promise.
00:01:39You don't need me anymore.
00:01:41I could jump.
00:01:42You can fucking fly.
00:01:53You can't take the queen.
00:01:56The fascist regime.
00:02:00They made you a moron.
00:02:04Potential hate's bomb.
00:02:06You can't take the queen.
00:02:10She ain't no human being.
00:02:13And there's no future.
00:02:18Good size.
00:02:22Good evening.
00:02:24Now look, I know it's a late night, so I just wanted to come out and say thanks for your
00:02:29patience.
00:02:30The bar remains open and, uh, oh yeah, Colorado and Nevada just went to Robert Singer!
00:02:43So, stay tuned, I feel like we're going to be back very soon with some very good news.
00:02:49Thank you and God bless America!
00:02:52America!
00:03:04The fucking Gruyere Puffs?
00:03:06What am I supposed to do with these?
00:03:07She says you've been working too hard.
00:03:09You need to eat more.
00:03:10You pull this off, I promise.
00:03:12I'll grab all these motherfuckers.
00:03:24Huey, come on, I need eyes.
00:03:25Hey, just give me one more second.
00:03:28Sorry, sorry, there's like a million connectors in here and I can't see shit.
00:03:34Are you helping or are you just showing off?
00:03:37Oh, for sure, both.
00:03:39Is that it?
00:03:41All right, live and in living color.
00:03:45Butcher, you copy?
00:03:49Where the fuck is Butcher?
00:04:02Oh, don't you fucking start.
00:04:04I'm fine.
00:04:07Talk you to?
00:04:09Who are you talking to?
00:04:10I ain't said a word.
00:04:16Cheers.
00:04:18All right.
00:04:21Come on, then.
00:04:30Evening, cunts.
00:04:33We're here to commit a bit of our treason.
00:04:47That's all we have.
00:04:55Hey, who are we here?
00:04:56The plan is you wait here?
00:04:58Cover our exit, no?
00:05:00Oh, come off it.
00:05:01Wash your fucking door.
00:05:02Kamiko, if Butcher steps one foot in that elevator, break his arm.
00:05:10Please remove obstruction from door.
00:05:17Fuck me.
00:05:25Fuck you.
00:05:32Fuck you.
00:05:41Fuck you.
00:06:08Okay, big man, let's do this.
00:06:12There's a lot of people, Nick.
00:06:17Come on, kiddo.
00:06:19Would you be scared of a bunch of cockroaches, huh?
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:25Baby chicks, or whatever.
00:06:27Look, the point is, you have nothing to be nervous about.
00:06:31Come on, we've talked about this.
00:06:33They're only humans, and...
00:06:36Toys for our amusement, that's right.
00:06:40We got this.
00:06:55Hold up, hold up.
00:06:57Okay, we got a problem.
00:07:00What is he doing here?
00:07:02Homeland is in the building.
00:07:04If you see him, do not engage.
00:07:06I repeat, do not engage with Homeland.
00:07:09That means you, Butcher.
00:07:10You copy?
00:07:11My goodness, you look beautiful this evening, especially you.
00:07:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:07:17Hi.
00:07:18Hi.
00:07:18Hey, Zoe, you know what?
00:07:19I heard that this hotel makes its own ice cream.
00:07:22Why don't you take Ryan and try and find some, huh?
00:07:24What a great idea.
00:07:25Go for it, Spore.
00:07:27Does nobody come back pregnant?
00:07:31I'm just kidding.
00:07:32I'm kidding.
00:07:33I'm kidding.
00:07:33They're too young.
00:07:34Although, Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to.
00:07:36What the fuck are you doing here?
00:07:38Oh, I've supported every new administration for the past 16 years.
00:07:43I don't want your support.
00:07:44You're on trial for fucking murder.
00:07:46Hi, Doug.
00:07:47One, that's a formality.
00:07:48And two, that's a clear-cut case of self-defense.
00:07:51That thug threw a projectile on my son.
00:07:55It was a plastic box.
00:07:56Could have had anthrites in it?
00:07:57Not that that would have hurt us, but there's a principle at stake.
00:08:00And besides, when I took that monster down, people applauded.
00:08:05Your shareholders didn't.
00:08:08That's why you and me are going to prove to them
00:08:10that even with a soft on-crime fucking libtard for a president,
00:08:14it's good business as usual.
00:08:16At Vaught.
00:08:17Any transaction you and I may or may not have had is ancient history.
00:08:29Well, then let's make some new history.
00:08:31Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Newman.
00:08:33Let's give her a round.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:37Girls get it done in the White House.
00:08:40Mm-hmm.
00:08:41God bless you.
00:09:00Here's a minute here, would you, love?
00:09:15Listen, Ryan, I've got a lot to say.
00:09:18Fuck all time to say it.
00:09:20I've got a lorry out back.
00:09:21I can get you out of here.
00:09:23What are you talking about?
00:09:24I know you're angry at me, and you've got every right to be.
00:09:26But you know how dangerous Ermel Lander is.
00:09:29He's my dad.
00:09:30Right.
00:09:30He murdered some poor sod right in front of your eyes.
00:09:32That guy was a pedophile.
00:09:34It ain't true.
00:09:35He's lying to you.
00:09:36Let me take you to grace, all right?
00:09:38And then you don't got to see me no more.
00:09:43Please, I'm begging you.
00:09:46It's what your mom would want.
00:09:48No.
00:09:49No means no, William.
00:09:51This isn't the Neverland Ranch.
00:09:53Don't worry.
00:09:55Nothing bad's going to happen, right?
00:09:59Oh.
00:10:01It seems it already has.
00:10:05Look at that big black mask curdling around your brain.
00:10:13What do you got, six months?
00:10:15The last.
00:10:17It's too bad.
00:10:18We're not going to have that last dance together.
00:10:20I'll miss my brother.
00:10:22We'll miss us.
00:10:25Bloody hell.
00:10:27You ain't your own voice, don't you?
00:10:30That's a spirit champ.
00:10:42Come on.
00:10:44Come on. I do not want to miss Smash Mouth.
00:11:08So many pences.
00:11:14Nobody's five for the rest of me.
00:11:16This is a love attack.
00:11:18I know it out, but it's back.
00:11:20It's just like any fact.
00:11:22It retracts before and back.
00:11:24And just like fashion, it's a passion for the width and hip.
00:11:27If you got the goods, they'll come in, buy it.
00:11:30Just stay at the click.
00:11:33What are you doing in here?
00:11:35Apologies, Ms. Newman. We're with your mother's detail.
00:11:37Is that silly?
00:11:39We'll be done in just a minute.
00:11:45Why don't you wait outside?
00:11:52Frankie, what's happened?
00:11:53She's a fucking suit!
00:11:55She's a fucking suit!
00:11:58Yeah, I guess I'll just, uh...
00:12:02Wait here.
00:12:08It's okay.
00:12:09We see nothing.
00:12:12It's okay.
00:12:14It's okay.
00:12:15It's okay.
00:12:16It's okay.
00:12:29We need an exit. Now!
00:12:36There's a window at the south end of the hallway.
00:12:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:12:44My right story's up.
00:12:46Frankie, trust me.
00:12:55I'll get you.
00:12:55Hey, hey, hey.
00:13:00We're off.
00:13:01It's okay.
00:13:03Here we go.
00:13:03I'll turn it over here.
00:13:06It's okay.
00:13:07Put it in here.
00:13:09I can't stand it.
00:13:10You're right.
00:13:10I can't stand it.
00:13:11He can't stand it.
00:13:14You're right.
00:13:15Here we go.
00:13:36Oh
00:13:37Shit
00:13:54Jesus Christ, can we go now?
00:13:55Yes
00:13:57Hey Huey
00:13:58Hey
00:13:58Gotta teach Butcher the meaning of the word covert. We just got made by a 12-year-old
00:14:02You mean Zoe? You just murdered two guys? Vic, you- you shot your own daughter up with V? How
00:14:07could you do that to her?
00:14:08I needed to keep her safe
00:14:09Safe? You turned her into a fucking monster
00:14:13Like you
00:14:14I'm sorry, that sounds like the pot calling the kettle a teleporting dude with his dick out
00:14:18Worst mistake I ever made
00:14:23Vic, you and me, we were...
00:14:26We were like family, I mean...
00:14:29Was everything just...
00:14:31Bullshit?
00:14:34I almost told you once
00:14:36Then out of the blackout, you remember?
00:14:39We brought every bodega snack you could carry for Zoe
00:14:42Who played Uno with her for hours until the lights came back on
00:14:46And I thought...
00:14:50You were one of my closest friends
00:14:52I mean, hell, you're dating a suit, if anyone would understand it would be you, right?
00:14:58Why didn't you tell me?
00:15:00I was scared
00:15:01Scared you'd have to pop my head
00:15:03I was scared to lose you
00:15:05I was scared to lose you
00:15:10I always cared about you, Huey
00:15:14That part was real
00:15:18Hey Vicky
00:15:22Back to you!
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:28Seriously?
00:15:31Ugh...
00:15:31I have to be on TV in like 10 minutes, you fucking asshole!
00:15:34We're gonna out you!
00:15:35We're gonna go to the press, tell them you blew up Congress, I still got the Red River files!
00:15:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have you ever seen war games?
00:15:40What am I saying? Look at you, of course you've seen fucking war games
00:15:42We were making jokes!
00:15:44Mutually assured destruction
00:15:45I hurt you, you out me
00:15:47You out me, I killed everyone you've ever loved
00:15:50The only thing that makes sense is a truce
00:15:55Or plan B
00:16:00How is it you guys are actually getting worse at your jobs?
00:16:11You just called Arizona
00:16:15Guess I got a change
00:16:38Nice of you to show up
00:16:40Where the hell you been?
00:16:42Bug
00:16:42I'm trying to wash off the stench of failure from your cook up last night
00:16:46Shut the fuck up, bitch
00:16:52Grace?
00:16:56Not you
00:16:56Oh, come off it
00:16:58I washed me bollocks and all
00:17:00Em
00:17:00There are people who, because of ignorance or maybe insanity
00:17:04Still believe you have something to contribute
00:17:07I'm not one of them
00:17:09I'll get the kid back, Grace
00:17:11I'll make it right
00:17:18Two agents from my detail are dead at the hands of a twelve-year-old
00:17:23We had to tell their families they snorted fentanyl-laced cocaine at the after-party
00:17:28Sir, our intel told us that acid would work on Newman
00:17:31She's no idiot, she'll know I was behind it
00:17:34God damn it!
00:17:35Everyone told me to pick Buttigieg instead
00:17:37You didn't know, sir
00:17:38Marvin, I vouched for you
00:17:40The CIA is bankrolling you
00:17:42Butcher back, ma'am
00:17:43You can always put Butcher back in charge
00:17:45He's right outside
00:17:46What about Starlight?
00:17:47She goes by Annie
00:17:48Can Annie burn out Newman's fucking eyes, debilitate her?
00:17:51If she can get close enough to her without getting her head popped off, who knows?
00:17:54We might have to accept the possibility that Newman's invulnerable
00:17:59Congress certifies the election January 6th
00:18:01After that, a soup is one heartbeat away from the presidency
00:18:05My fucking heartbeat!
00:18:07Now, I can only keep my distance from her for so long
00:18:11Eliminating her is top priority
00:18:13So do your fucking job!
00:18:15Yes, ma'am
00:18:24Somewhere else you need to be?
00:18:27No, sir
00:18:31Billy Butcher
00:18:34Joe Kessler
00:18:36Fuck me, how long's it been?
00:18:38Ah, I'd say 11 years
00:18:39But, officially speaking, none of that shit show ever happened
00:18:42Then how come I remember you?
00:18:44I don't know him, rimming out the general's wife
00:18:46Well, fuck you
00:18:47Hey, let me buy you a bad cup of coffee
00:18:53Demoted from your own fucking team
00:18:55What's your shitty code name again?
00:18:58The Boys
00:18:58Who came up with that shit?
00:19:02Why are you putting up with it?
00:19:04Walk away
00:19:05No, my son
00:19:06I've got plans and schemes
00:19:08I'll be back at the end of the table in no time
00:19:10Well, you better
00:19:12You know, a lot of the guys are thinking he got benched at the worst possible time
00:19:17You know, Mallory's so focused on killing the VP-elect
00:19:20Cause that's what Singer wants and half a goddamn Langley's on it
00:19:23Well, you know, Grace, she's always been a bit of a political animal
00:19:26And what are you focused on?
00:19:29Home Lander
00:19:30He killed that poor cunt in broad daylight and they fucking cheered
00:19:35I mean, what do you think that taught them, eh?
00:19:39No
00:19:41We're whistling our way towards a fucking apocalypse
00:19:44And Grace's eye ain't on the ball
00:19:46But you had a clean shot at him, right?
00:19:49With Soldier Boy
00:19:50You didn't take it
00:19:52Was your eye on the ball?
00:19:57Why do I get the feeling we ain't just bumped into each other?
00:20:00You remember the Panjshir Valley?
00:20:04Yeah
00:20:06Pretty hard to forget
00:20:07You dragged me out of there and dropped how many bodies to do
00:20:10Without giving it a second fucking thought
00:20:13And yet you still didn't name your son after me, eh?
00:20:16We need someone like you, Billy
00:20:18Right fucking now
00:20:21Before the soups start rounding us up and dumping us off in camps
00:20:33Hey
00:20:34Ty
00:20:35You going to prom?
00:20:40What's up?
00:20:41Uh, Janine
00:20:43She got into a fight at school
00:20:45Principal didn't say why, just that she KO'd a boy
00:20:49A boy?
00:20:50Don't you dare be proud right now
00:20:52She's been slamming doors, Marvin
00:20:54She told me to...
00:20:57Eat a dick
00:20:59Janine said that?
00:21:00She's been having a hard time since Todd moved out
00:21:02You mean, since you kicked him out?
00:21:04Let's dial down the glee in your voice
00:21:06But yes, since I kicked him out
00:21:09But Janine still loves him
00:21:11She's worried
00:21:12Worried about what?
00:21:14Todd got so deep into all that weird home teamer shit
00:21:17Sign us for my calls, I don't know where he is
00:21:20Okay, so...
00:21:21And you're good at finding people
00:21:22Oh, come on
00:21:24For your daughter, Marvin
00:21:33Well, I get what you saw in that guy
00:21:36He was good to Janine
00:21:38Cause he sure as shit wasn't a D
00:21:44Hmph
00:21:45Right?
00:21:48You have to be good
00:21:49You're my greatest fan
00:21:50You are simply bad product
00:21:53It's your destiny
00:21:55He's good
00:21:55He's just a real destiny
00:21:57Mom and a daddy and a boo-woo
00:21:59No
00:22:04It's cause deep down there's a part of you that is still a little human
00:22:19Don't get brazen with me
00:22:20You're not to refer to the deceased as a victim
00:22:22It's a loaded term and for the jury to decide
00:22:25Sir, so I'm afraid we are behind on the tower reconstruction
00:22:29But I can 100% assure you that it is not my fault
00:22:33But it wasn't until Annie January stepped out from Vought's shadow and Homelander's
00:22:37That we saw the true extent of her power
00:22:40Vought and Homelander aren't above the law
00:22:42They can't just do whatever they want
00:22:45Deep, we gotta talk about the octopus in the room
00:22:48Your ex Cassandra wrote a tell-all book
00:22:51Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Hayley
00:22:53You know, there were no relations with an octopus
00:22:56It's just a racist rumor and a ridiculous lie
00:23:00Perpetuated by a jilted and emotionally unstable hysterical woman
00:23:05Who, let's be clear, pooped in my bed
00:23:08Deep, please tell me the fucking octopus is gone
00:23:10Yes, Ashley, she's...
00:23:13It is taken care of, okay?
00:23:17Hey, Noir
00:23:18Sir, after that debacle at Gadolkin
00:23:20Thank you again for saving my life
00:23:22The board felt we should find new candidates for the 7 ASAP
00:23:26And the selection committee has narrowed it down to 25 choices
00:23:33Um, okay, great
00:23:35If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands
00:23:39Pass
00:23:41She's a butter face
00:23:42Her body's on point, but her face...
00:23:45Yeah, I get it. Thank you so much for explaining
00:23:48Chauvinist prick
00:23:50Ew, not that slutty cum rag
00:23:53Hold up, I thought he ate a dog
00:23:55He ate out a dog
00:23:57It's a big difference
00:24:01Sister Sage? Hell no
00:24:03She was with me in Teenage Kicks for like barely a year before they canned her ass
00:24:07What's her power?
00:24:08She's the world's smartest person
00:24:10She's not smart enough to know when to shut her mouth
00:24:13Wrangler, isn't he...
00:24:15Texas nut job
00:24:16The San Antonio office had to cover up those migrant murders
00:24:18I kinda like him
00:24:19Of course, he bumps us with suburban women and white men over 50
00:24:22Amazing choice, sir
00:24:24Yeah, I totally agree
00:24:25He's a mensch
00:24:26Did I use that word right? Mensch?
00:24:28You just said he was crazy
00:24:29What I meant was we would be crazy
00:24:31To, you know, not bring him in
00:24:40I'm surrounded by sycophants and fucking imbeciles
00:24:44It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir
00:24:46Deep...
00:24:54Blow A-Train
00:24:56Blow A-Train
00:24:58What?
00:24:59I'm not kidding
00:25:00Go over there, pull out A-Train's cock
00:25:02Blow him
00:25:21Get up
00:25:22Get up
00:25:47Get off your fucking knees
00:25:50This is exactly what I'm talking about
00:25:53Not one of you has the stomach to challenge anything I say
00:25:56Oh my god
00:25:59I am gonna carry this entire fucking company on my shoulders
00:26:03You're...right?
00:26:13What's he gonna do?
00:26:17Homelander faces his toughest opponent yet
00:26:20Our corrupt legal system
00:26:21Smash that donate button
00:26:22Get free to...
00:26:23Roland Keating attacked Homelander's son
00:26:27The magic of Vought on Ice
00:26:29Coming December 7th at Vought Coinery
00:26:32Things grew heated between the Starlighter and Home Teamer movements outside the courthouse today
00:26:36This creep had photos of his quote-unquote niece naked in the bathtub
00:26:41He's an antifa pedo who fucked around and found out
00:26:44An eye for an eye might be in the juice section of the Bible, but it is still in the
00:26:48Bible
00:27:00Yes
00:27:02Steady
00:27:03Good, good
00:27:08Yes
00:27:09Annie
00:27:09That was awesome
00:27:10Look, look
00:27:11That's a new record
00:27:13Thirty-three seconds
00:27:15Amazing
00:27:15I can fly a hundred feet away from all of my cares
00:27:18And drain the power grid at the same time
00:27:21What would grid us say?
00:27:34No one wants Newman gone more than me
00:27:37And no one knows how dangerous she is for the country
00:27:42Yeah, hey, look, I totally agree with whatever you said
00:27:48No one wants Newman gone more than me
00:27:50And no one knows how dangerous she is for the country
00:27:52Yeah, we may never get another shot like that ever again
00:27:56I'm really bad at pep talks
00:27:58What do you think?
00:28:00All right, I'm out of here
00:28:03Recycling bin, motherfucker
00:28:09What?
00:28:12He blew our cover with Newman
00:28:14He almost got you killed again
00:28:16Uh-huh
00:28:17You're the only one that wants him here
00:28:20But you should cut him loose
00:28:21We're not cutting him loose
00:28:24We're not cutting him loose
00:28:40Well, it's a fine time to fucking will bring that up, innit?
00:28:52It's gonna be a lot harder to do a murder with them cunts around
00:28:54Them?
00:28:57They're a hand-picked sort of secret, secret service
00:29:01So, I'm surprised you called
00:29:03I'm full of surprises, innit?
00:29:05What do you want?
00:29:07Well, I was thinking that, uh, you and I could
00:29:10Scratch each other's backs
00:29:13Like when you shot me in the head?
00:29:15I need a hand to get Ryan away from Homelander
00:29:18Is that all?
00:29:20Boy needs a father
00:29:20That kind of ain't no father
00:29:22And you are?
00:29:32You're between a cock and an odd place
00:29:35Homelander put you into that posh VP slot
00:29:37And he's gonna make sure you spend the next four years grabbing your angles while he shoves it up your
00:29:41arse
00:29:42I think I can handle myself
00:29:43Oh, you mean that nasty little virus they're cooking up with the dog in?
00:29:48Now I know about it
00:29:50And I know it ain't strong enough to kill Homelander
00:29:53Yet
00:29:55And then there's the yard place
00:29:57And then there's the yard place
00:29:57Full weight of the CIA and my boys working 24-7 atop you
00:30:03You need me
00:30:08If I was even gonna think about this
00:30:12I'd want a show of good faith
00:30:14The material Huey has on me from the Red River Group home
00:30:17I know it stops them from going to the press
00:30:19Mmm, stops them from printing it
00:30:21Just a wild conspiracy theory from a disgruntled former staffer
00:30:27Those are my terms
00:30:31You know where to find me
00:30:46Motherfucker, I just logged in five minutes ago
00:30:48What's happening?
00:30:50This shit
00:30:50Uh, okay, yeah, you gotta hit keep me logged in
00:30:54Sorry, uh, hit keep me logged in
00:30:57But, uh, spoiler alert that will not keep you logged in
00:31:11Fuck
00:31:13Fuck
00:31:14Kid
00:31:19I'm sorry
00:31:21Kid
00:31:22I'm...
00:31:31Starlight House
00:31:32A so-called home for at-risk teens
00:31:36Sure
00:31:37And Jeff Epstein killed himself
00:31:38Now the only thing these teens are at risk of
00:31:41Is being groomed and thrown into Starlight's LGB terror dungeon
00:31:46Child lives matter, folks
00:31:48It'd be a lot easier to get media coverage if you were there
00:31:52Homeowner's verdict will one thousand percent be innocent
00:31:56And I'm not showing up to even dignify that shit
00:31:58Penny, I'm happy to organize the protests and make the speech
00:32:01But no one wants to hear it because it's the Starlighter movement
00:32:04And I'm not Starlight
00:32:06Well, neither am I
00:32:07Tell that to her
00:32:11The whole reason I quit was to get away from her
00:32:14Now you're killing it with the Starlighters, you don't need me
00:32:17If, just if, you are a Starlight, then maybe we drum up some real donations
00:32:23I want to help, of course, but as Annie January
00:32:28No one's donating to the Annie house? It sounds like we sell raisin cookies
00:32:32Hey!
00:32:34So, Colin is annoying as hell, but he has saved my ass more than a few times over the past
00:32:41few months
00:32:41So, thank you for the ride, he's a champ
00:32:44No, please, you know I can tell this even from our first group meeting
00:32:50Anonymous meetings
00:32:51Right there in the name
00:32:57Excuse me
00:33:02Pardon
00:33:15I should not have brought up our meetings
00:33:17It's okay
00:33:19Love my boss and I'm an ex-junkie
00:34:13My boss is a good job
00:34:14I don't know.
00:34:55I am almost never surprised.
00:34:58May I come in?
00:35:05Sister Sage.
00:35:07Just Sage.
00:35:08Right.
00:35:11Vaught added the sister part.
00:35:13Can't have one of us.
00:35:14Without a racial qualifier.
00:35:16Never seen you without the suit.
00:35:18My incognito.
00:35:19You know, I would have thought the smartest woman on earth would have a nicer place.
00:35:23Smartest person.
00:35:24And that person's too smart to give a fuck about Pottery Barn.
00:35:28Okay.
00:35:29Preach, sister.
00:35:32Well, um...
00:35:33You're so smart.
00:35:36Show me.
00:35:39Show me.
00:35:44Based on your public appearances, your stylist is dying your hair more often.
00:35:48Used to be every month.
00:35:49Now it's every 2.4 weeks.
00:35:51Did she tell you you're going gray?
00:35:52Or is she hiding it?
00:35:53So between that and your enlarged prostate...
00:35:56But my fucking what?
00:35:57Look at your hands.
00:35:58You've been washing them more often, so likely you've been peeing more often, which makes sense.
00:36:02You got a lot of power, but you do age.
00:36:06Plus, there's that small matter.
00:36:08Your own father almost killed you.
00:36:11Wow.
00:36:14Any mouth breather could see you're going through some existential midlife.
00:36:20Whatever.
00:36:21It's pretty ballsy for someone whose power is a party trick.
00:36:24You are welcome to laser me.
00:36:26But I'm guessing you need me in my party trick or something.
00:36:33I need advice.
00:36:35From someone on my level.
00:36:38Of course, if you breathe a word of this, I'll pull you apart bit by bit.
00:36:42Naturally.
00:36:43God, I've spent my life scaling the peak of Vought.
00:36:48It's all I ever wanted, and now that I have it...
00:36:52You're still not happy.
00:36:56They save people, they cheer.
00:36:59They fucking kill people, they cheer.
00:37:02It's meaningless.
00:37:05Humans are nothing.
00:37:06They're less than nothing.
00:37:08They're just toys for my amusement, and yet, they control everything.
00:37:14It's unnatural.
00:37:15What kind of legacy am I going to leave to my son?
00:37:19A shithole country and a shithole world?
00:37:22Or something better?
00:37:24Something...
00:37:25pure.
00:37:27Cleansed.
00:37:28Like...
00:37:29Marvel.
00:37:31You do realize that probably won't make you happy, either.
00:37:35Still.
00:37:36Tell me how you'd go about it.
00:37:40Hypothetically.
00:37:44Rome.
00:37:45Greece.
00:37:47All democracies fail, because people are fucking stupid.
00:37:51But you don't need an army of supermen like Nazibay wanted.
00:37:56So German.
00:38:00If you crush the masses, who builds your monuments?
00:38:04Who tongues your taint?
00:38:06No.
00:38:06The people will tear it apart themselves.
00:38:11Just gotta nudge them a little.
00:38:13Then you get to swoop in, be the one saving it.
00:38:18Like Caesar.
00:38:20Like Caesar?
00:38:22Statistically.
00:38:23It's inevitable.
00:38:37I'd like you to join the seven.
00:38:38No fucking way.
00:38:39Why not?
00:38:40Because I'm not wearing some vaguely racist super suit.
00:38:43In front of a bunch of clapping seals.
00:38:45Plus, I'm a black woman.
00:38:47Who is a thousand times smarter than you?
00:38:49Your ego can't handle it.
00:38:51I'm pretty smart myself.
00:38:53See what I mean?
00:38:54Smart enough to listen.
00:38:58I mean, really listen.
00:38:59To you.
00:39:01You can stay here, reeking of Taco Bell and loneliness.
00:39:06Or, we can put some of your theories into practice on the global scale.
00:39:12It's the last time you get a chance like that.
00:39:24Butcher, what are you doing here?
00:39:26I can sleep.
00:39:29What about you?
00:39:32What about you?
00:39:56I mean, maybe I could have seen it coming.
00:39:58I could have...
00:39:58I don't know, Huey.
00:39:59Don't beat yourself up about it.
00:40:01There's nothing you could have done.
00:40:02All he ever wants is to chat about some stupid fucking James Patterson book that he's reading,
00:40:07and I couldn't even give him that.
00:40:08And now they're saying that even if he lives, he...
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:15Yeah, well, I'd know what I'd want.
00:40:17A quick life's out.
00:40:18Better than the alternative.
00:40:20Sitting there, stewing in your mistakes.
00:40:24As you wait out the inevitable.
00:40:45I hope your old man pulls through.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:55Huey?
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:57I'm so sorry.
00:40:59I got here as soon as I could.
00:41:01I'm sorry.
00:41:04I'm okay.
00:41:23Turn here.
00:41:25Right here?
00:41:25Yes.
00:41:26So what does the CIA think of you wasting their vast resources all to hunt down the phone of Todd?
00:41:32I didn't ask.
00:41:34Just like I didn't ask you to come either.
00:41:36Yeah, we're here for you.
00:41:38You always want to meet.
00:42:14Oh, I see you.
00:42:20I know.
00:42:29Yo, white boy's fighting.
00:42:58It's a good question.
00:42:59What's that?
00:43:00She wonders how a man such as this win the love of a woman like Monique, you know?
00:43:05Oh, he's nice to my daughter.
00:43:07Come on, there's only one reason.
00:43:09Todd must be picking some serious heat between his legs.
00:43:12Seriously, Frenchie, you did not have to come.
00:43:14Okay, I'm only saying the man has some serious Pete Davidson energy over there, no?
00:43:25Do you recognize her?
00:43:26I'm not sure.
00:43:28Hi, fellas. Thanks for making it on such short notice.
00:43:31He's here, right?
00:43:32Like, in the building here?
00:43:35This is the best day of my life.
00:43:44Well, you know, Dirk, I'm not actually holding my breath underwater.
00:43:47I'm technically breathing underwater, so it's more impressive.
00:43:51Mmm.
00:43:51Are you trying to try these Buffalo Ranch bacon blasters?
00:43:54It's juicy.
00:43:55Sage.
00:43:57It's good to see you again.
00:43:59What the fuck are you doing here?
00:44:00Homelander's tired of being surrounded by morons.
00:44:05Hello, everyone.
00:44:06Homelander.
00:44:07I just want to say it's a huge honor to be here with you.
00:44:10Right, no, I can't stay long.
00:44:11But I heard that you are some of my biggest fans, supporting me when others turn their backs.
00:44:18I just wanted to personally say thank you for your devotion and your sacrifice.
00:44:27Well, really, it's you who gives so much to...
00:44:31You people are more than just fans.
00:44:33You're martyrs to the greatest cause on Earth.
00:44:37Open it.
00:44:39Got it.
00:44:44Bats.
00:44:47I want you to take these bats and beat these gentlemen to death.
00:45:03You funny.
00:45:05Oh, it's like one of your tests.
00:45:07You want us to say no.
00:45:09No.
00:45:09Deep, this is not a test.
00:45:13I want you to beat these gentlemen to death now.
00:45:25I think maybe we should go.
00:45:29Oh, Jesus!
00:45:31Mm-hmm.
00:45:34Jesus!
00:45:52Stay here.
00:45:54Wait for further instructions.
00:46:06Yo, what the fuck?
00:46:08That was so fucked up, you guys.
00:46:12What the fuck is he doing here?
00:46:18He should be at this trial, no?
00:46:21Shit.
00:46:25This exclusive live footage of Homelander arriving at the courthouse just now.
00:46:30The verdict will be read any moment, so stay with us after these important messages.
00:46:33Are you ready to stop reusing your catheter and start living your life?
00:46:38Go home!
00:46:44Yes, sir!
00:46:51It's coming!
00:46:53Tres are seated.
00:46:55Any second.
00:47:08Not guilty!
00:47:11Not guilty!
00:47:15Not guilty!
00:47:19Fuck you, fascist!
00:47:46Off of me!
00:47:47Off of me!
00:47:49Off of me!
00:47:49Off of me!
00:47:49From outside the courthouse, where the jury has returned a verdict.
00:47:53Holander is not guilty of murder.
00:47:56The seat outside the courthouse is...
00:47:59You got this.
00:48:02Go.
00:48:03Okay, okay.
00:48:17Go!
00:48:18Go!
00:48:29Go!
00:48:31Go!
00:48:35Go!
00:48:37Fuck!
00:48:38Go!
00:48:38It's me!
00:48:40I'm okay.
00:48:41I'm okay.
00:48:43I'm okay.
00:48:44You okay?
00:48:45I'm okay, I'm okay.
00:48:46Okay, I'm okay.
00:49:32I'm okay.
00:49:48Everyone remain calm.
00:49:50We're all very special people.
00:49:52Stop it.
00:49:54Stop it.
00:50:10Everybody, please.
00:50:12Please go home.
00:50:13We can fight, but not like this.
00:50:16Danny!
00:50:16Get out!
00:50:17Get out!
00:50:19Bitch!
00:50:20Fucking straight ass!
00:50:21I'm fucking ready to kill you, bitch!
00:50:25Move on her!
00:50:27Chiara?
00:50:28Chiara?
00:50:30Chiara?
00:50:31Chiara?
00:50:31Okay.
00:50:32Help!
00:50:33Help!
00:50:36Oh, please.
00:50:38Chiara?
00:50:39Chiara?
00:50:40Chiara?
00:50:41You know what?
00:50:41I'm fine!
00:50:42I'm, been fighting lit!
00:50:44You're stuck!
00:50:46My reliability!
00:50:47A star Jaeger!
00:50:47I saw myself!
00:50:48There is no violence!
00:50:51Well now, it's her!
00:50:53I know!
00:51:10Just as prevailed today as the jury in Homelander's murder trial handed down a not-guilty verdict.
00:51:18But that moment of national healing was cut tragically short.
00:51:22Violent attacks by Starlight supporters left three innocent patriots dead.
00:51:26Out of respect, we are gonna wait until all families have been notified before we release the names of the
00:51:32victims.
00:51:32But we know that each of them gave their lives exercising their constitutional right to support-
00:51:37Nah, let her sleep.
00:51:39I'll come by first thing in the morning, we'll tell her together.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:43...that have saved us over and over and over without asking anything in return.
00:52:06You're gonna finish that?
00:52:09Oh, come on, buddy.
00:52:10We're supposed to be celebrating.
00:52:15What's wrong?
00:52:17No, it's nothing.
00:52:20Come on now.
00:52:21We talked about this.
00:52:22We have to share everything with each other.
00:52:26Do everything together until we almost merge into one.
00:52:34So, you tell me, son.
00:52:36Whatever it is, it's okay.
00:52:39I don't want Butcher to die.
00:52:49But even after he abandoned you like that?
00:52:53That was brutal.
00:52:55And all those things he said about you.
00:52:57He said awful, awful things about you.
00:53:00Just horrible.
00:53:04My mom loved him.
00:53:18Well, what about you?
00:53:38Noir was right.
00:53:40It was so fucked up.
00:53:42You have every right to be upset.
00:53:44I'm upset for you.
00:53:46What if we just left?
00:53:50We could vanish under the waves forever.
00:53:54Everyone there loves you for you.
00:53:57As the sweet, sensitive, really strong swimmer you are.
00:54:03Look at me.
00:54:07Baby, look at me.
00:54:10We wouldn't have to hide our love anymore.
00:54:13We could just be Kevin and Ambrosius.
00:54:24So, let me see.
00:54:24I think that's right.
00:54:24Let's see.
00:54:24What is it?
00:54:47We should have to go.
00:55:21Hmm.
00:55:48You know, so, anyway, lots to talk about.
00:55:51Uh, give me a call.
00:55:52I'll love you, son.
00:56:03You get better, okay?
00:56:06You get better, and I will talk to you for hours about Deadly Cross.
00:56:11You can read the whole fucking book to me if you want.
00:56:14Um, deal?
00:56:20I really hope you can hear me.
00:56:25For what it's worth, I think you can.
00:56:36Mom?
00:56:44Billy?
00:56:48You promised me you would take care of Ryan.
00:56:52Letty, yo.
00:56:53What do you think I'm trying to do here?
00:56:56I think you're about to fuck over Huey again.
00:57:00And it's going to blow up in your face again.
00:57:02Well, I saved the kit at the tower, didn't I?
00:57:06I had a clean shot at Homelander.
00:57:08Game set and fucking match.
00:57:09But I chose to save him.
00:57:13And look where that got us.
00:57:16You promised me.
00:57:20Ryan becomes like Homelander.
00:57:23That's the end of the world.
00:57:28Don't you think I know that?
00:57:30You have to find a better way.
00:57:35What the hell do you want from me, Becca?
00:57:43Be the man that I married.
00:57:52That man died a long time ago.
00:57:56It's too late.
00:57:58I'm out.
00:57:59It's...
00:58:09It's...
00:58:12It's...
00:58:20It's...
00:58:21Too late.
00:58:23It's...
00:58:30Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:58:39Well, I hope you're happy now.
00:59:21I hope you're happy now.
00:59:45I hope you're happy now.
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