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00:00:19With great power, comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn to a right cunt.
00:00:24We got everything under control.
00:00:26An explosion rocked midtown Manhattan.
00:00:29Soldier boy.
00:00:30And what you gotta do when you find it?
00:00:32You need us.
00:00:33You shot up an untested drug from Vaughn.
00:00:38A classified lab destroyed.
00:00:41Three of my contacts disappeared.
00:00:44Because you're the one who based the debt.
00:00:46Black lives matter.
00:00:47Black lives matter.
00:00:48Fucking angry.
00:00:49Stop.
00:00:50Nathan will never walk again.
00:00:52What the fuck?
00:00:53Crimson Kelly.
00:00:54Your lover boy's on his way here.
00:00:56How much did the Russians pay you?
00:00:58They didn't.
00:00:59I loved you.
00:01:00I hated you.
00:01:01We all did.
00:01:04You're teaming up with a murderer.
00:01:06Please don't go.
00:01:13Well, the past few days have got me feeling a little, um, a little philosophical.
00:01:18Uh, these supervillain attacks, they've affected everyone.
00:01:22Doesn't matter who you are, where you're from.
00:01:26We're all in this together.
00:01:28We're all in this together.
00:01:28And together, we can imagine a better world.
00:01:33Imagine there's no heaven.
00:01:36It's easy if you try.
00:01:40Imagine there's no hell below us.
00:01:44Above us, only sky.
00:01:47Imagine all the people living for today.
00:01:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:59You may say, I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
00:02:06I hope someday you will join us.
00:02:16Stop.
00:02:17Deep.
00:02:20Is there anyone else that can operate this thing?
00:02:22Seriously.
00:02:23Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25You fired them.
00:02:26Yeah, I found it, I found it.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:29Stop.
00:02:32There's no man.
00:02:37Soldier Boy.
00:02:38No, it's impossible.
00:02:39He died, like, 40 years ago.
00:02:41Someone's cosplaying?
00:02:42Look at his face.
00:02:44It's him.
00:02:45Or maybe CGI.
00:02:47It is not CGI.
00:02:48You didn't even know what CGI stands for.
00:02:49It stands for blow me.
00:02:51I don't understand.
00:02:51Where has he been?
00:02:53Why did he kill Crimson Countess?
00:02:54I mean, the two are like fucking Kurt and Goldie.
00:02:56All right, you know what?
00:02:57This is fine.
00:02:57This is fine.
00:02:58We dominate the news cycle.
00:02:59I will call Haberman.
00:03:00We'll message that we got Soldier Boy totally under control.
00:03:02Shut up.
00:03:04You want to tell the world that Soldier Boy,
00:03:07hero of heroes,
00:03:08is back from the fucking dead and blowing up Midtown?
00:03:12Before me, he was fought.
00:03:13His statue's in front of the fucking building, Ashley.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16If this gets out,
00:03:19the company's fucked, I'm fucked.
00:03:20Oh, God.
00:03:21If the company falls, I'm fucked.
00:03:22Oh, fuck.
00:03:25Oh, God.
00:03:26Why is this happening to me?
00:03:29This is not fair.
00:03:31This is so fucking unfair.
00:03:38Okay.
00:03:39I'll handle this.
00:03:40I'm going to find him and kill him.
00:03:42You bury it.
00:03:43All of it.
00:03:44The footage.
00:03:44No one sees it.
00:03:45He fucks it up.
00:03:46It's your head.
00:03:47Blah.
00:03:53Why would he kill Coombs and Connors
00:03:55when he was your team leader?
00:03:56You have any idea?
00:04:05I'm really glad to have you with me on this one, pal.
00:04:09Seriously.
00:04:10You're the only one I can count on.
00:04:39I'm really glad to have you with me on this one.
00:05:04What the hell?
00:05:07Where's the chopped sake oriental sauce?
00:05:09They don't have that anymore?
00:05:11Why the fuck not?
00:05:13Uh, many, many good reasons.
00:05:16Did you get the other shit?
00:05:18There you go, Guff.
00:05:23Man, I miss Benny's.
00:05:25It's how we won D-Day, you know.
00:05:26We were wired to the fucking gills.
00:05:32Listen, let's have a little chat about this team, okay?
00:05:36Yeah, what the hell do I need a team for?
00:05:37The last one handed me to the Reds.
00:05:39And we got shit out of that little pill.
00:05:42We wrapped up Crimson Countess and delivered her like a fucking Christmas turkey
00:05:45and I even sorted gunpowder for you.
00:05:49Why am I supposed to be impressed with that?
00:05:51It's like killing Emmanuel, Lewis.
00:05:55Yeah, well, he grew up a bit since you last saw him.
00:05:58Hands off the fucking shield.
00:06:00Anyway, you want payback on payback, don't you?
00:06:03Well, it just so happens that we are experts at exterminating shitbag soups.
00:06:10You see, it's a whole different wound out there now, son.
00:06:13We're here to help you find your way.
00:06:14Well, I could find them on my own.
00:06:16Uh, are you sure?
00:06:18I mean, do you know what a GPS is?
00:06:21Or, or Bluetooth?
00:06:22Or, I mean, the internet?
00:06:26You made those words up?
00:06:28No, no, no, those are real words.
00:06:30Um, and, and you need those to find them.
00:06:32All right?
00:06:33You need us.
00:06:35Kids, Roy.
00:06:37And all we ask, in return, is that you add one more name to the list.
00:06:49Who?
00:06:50A right cunt named Homelander.
00:06:55I've seen pictures.
00:06:58Who is he?
00:07:00He's the new you.
00:07:01No one's the new me, pal.
00:07:06But why him?
00:07:08Let's just say you're not the only one who wants Payback.
00:07:13Hmm.
00:07:16All right.
00:07:18You help me find the rest of my team.
00:07:20And I'll help you with this Homelander.
00:07:25唉...
00:07:26Ruff...
00:07:27Oh,edel.
00:07:30Oh,なる...
00:07:31Oh, dieser.
00:07:37Ruff...
00:07:38I'm bored.
00:07:38FINE for Delus
00:07:39Okay?
00:07:48I'll help you.
00:07:49I know.
00:07:51What's up?
00:07:51Did sheявildial?
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:08:17So, you think that soldier boy is going after the rest of Payback?
00:08:21Countess wasn't strong enough to fuck him over on her own.
00:08:24She had help.
00:08:26Soldier boy's just getting started.
00:08:28Do you know where any of them are?
00:08:29Those shady-ass TNT twins got an address in Vermont.
00:08:33Okay, does Butcher have it?
00:08:34Nope, but he'll get it.
00:08:37I think soldier boy is bulletproof.
00:08:41This ain't for soldier boy.
00:08:47Look, I'm pissed at those guys, too,
00:08:49but we have to keep our heads on.
00:08:51Why?
00:08:52Why do I always have to take the high road?
00:08:55You know, when white folks get mad,
00:08:57y'all motherfuckers go berserk,
00:08:58but I gotta turn the other cheek?
00:09:01Fuck the high road,
00:09:02fuck Butcher,
00:09:03and fuck Huey!
00:09:04Huey is not himself right now.
00:09:06Huey is a grown-ass man that's made his own choices.
00:09:08M.M., please.
00:09:11Soldier boy is gonna kill more people.
00:09:12I mean, fuck!
00:09:14Kimiko is in the hospital.
00:09:16She lost her powers.
00:09:17Frenchie isn't answering.
00:09:18Alex is dead.
00:09:20And Maeve...
00:09:27We're all we've got.
00:09:31It's up to us.
00:09:41Oh, shit.
00:09:43This is Starlight?
00:09:45Yeah, of course, Ashley.
00:09:46I'll be right there.
00:09:48I gotta go up to the tower for a little bit.
00:09:50Now?
00:09:51If I don't go,
00:09:51they're gonna know something's up.
00:09:53I'll be one hour.
00:09:56Do I need to worry about you?
00:10:02No.
00:10:08Even the greatest trees
00:10:10must grow from a single seed.
00:10:13Follow one proud black man's journey
00:10:16to the root of his roots
00:10:17as he takes the A-Train
00:10:19to Africa.
00:10:22Jesus, oh my grace.
00:10:26Hey!
00:10:27It looks great.
00:10:29Man, there's so much strength and dignity.
00:10:31What are you doing about Blue Hawk?
00:10:34Okay, first of all,
00:10:35everyone at Vought
00:10:36is just heartbroken
00:10:37over your brother's tragic accident.
00:10:38It wasn't an accident.
00:10:39Blue Hawk went apeshit
00:10:41for no reason.
00:10:42Well, he said he felt threatened.
00:10:43Threatened?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44But what?
00:10:45A room full of black people
00:10:46with no superpowers?
00:10:47Look, I've scheduled him
00:10:48for 12 weeks
00:10:48of sensitivity training.
00:10:50Fuck that!
00:10:50I want charges brought.
00:10:52Okay, A-Train,
00:10:53persecuting Blue Hawk
00:10:54will only make things worse.
00:10:56This is a time for healing.
00:10:57I don't give a shit.
00:10:58I thought we got rid
00:11:00of the Nazis around here.
00:11:02Vought rejects racism
00:11:03and Nazism unequivocally.
00:11:04Okay?
00:11:05Now, uh,
00:11:06can we talk about this later?
00:11:07I have a lot going on today.
00:11:09You know, whatever.
00:11:10I don't need you.
00:11:11I'll just ping his ship,
00:11:12go get his ass myself.
00:11:14No.
00:11:14Homelander wants everyone
00:11:16to present a united front right now.
00:11:18My brother is paralyzed.
00:11:20I want some fucking justice!
00:11:22Seriously?
00:11:24Justice.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:25You want justice?
00:11:26Yeah!
00:11:30I have spent
00:11:31over a hundred hours
00:11:32in crisis management meetings
00:11:33specifically figuring out
00:11:35how to cover up
00:11:35your bullshit.
00:11:38Including all three
00:11:39of your straight-up murders
00:11:40while you were out
00:11:41in the club with your crew
00:11:42or getting your toes
00:11:43sucked by Popclaw
00:11:44who, let's not forget,
00:11:45you also murdered.
00:11:47Yeah, that's right.
00:11:48I know about that.
00:11:49You did not give a shit
00:11:51about all the collateral
00:11:51you caused then.
00:11:53Now, all of a sudden,
00:11:54you care
00:11:54because it happened
00:11:56to you?
00:11:58Go fuck yourself.
00:12:01Yeah, that's right.
00:12:03I said that
00:12:07out loud.
00:12:21Oh, Mander.
00:12:21What?
00:12:22A couple things.
00:12:23Uh, a noir.
00:12:24He's, uh, he's gone.
00:12:28What do you mean he's gone?
00:12:29He cut out a striking chip.
00:12:39No, he, he, he, he wouldn't,
00:12:44not noir, he, he wouldn't run.
00:12:48Well, he wouldn't do that to me.
00:12:52He would, he wouldn't run.
00:12:54Tell him
00:12:56what we figured out.
00:12:58Right.
00:12:59We think Crimson Countess
00:13:00was just the start.
00:13:01We think
00:13:01he's going after his whole team,
00:13:03including noir.
00:13:04The good news is
00:13:05that means we know
00:13:06where he's probably headed next.
00:13:08The twins, TNT,
00:13:10they're the closest.
00:13:11Vermont.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17Okay?
00:13:18Really?
00:13:19Homelander,
00:13:19thank you so much.
00:13:20Shh, shh, shh.
00:13:26You go there
00:13:28and you check it out.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30And if Soldier Boy
00:13:31does show up,
00:13:33then, uh,
00:13:36you call me.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38Uh,
00:13:39what should I tell the twins?
00:13:41I don't give a fuck.
00:13:42Got it.
00:13:44Hey,
00:13:45that was amazing.
00:13:46Yeah, but you know,
00:13:46I didn't need you
00:13:47to jump in there like that.
00:13:48I had the whole thing.
00:13:48Hey, hey.
00:13:50I'm just trying to help.
00:13:52Okay?
00:13:53We're in this together.
00:13:54Right?
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:56Right.
00:13:57Right.
00:13:58Right.
00:14:17Why the long face, Tiger?
00:14:22What if I can't handle him?
00:14:25I mean,
00:14:27if you want to run.
00:14:29Oh, you can handle him.
00:14:31You're the top of the food chain.
00:14:34Hey.
00:14:35Hey.
00:14:37When we were kids,
00:14:38alone in the bathroom,
00:14:40I got us through it.
00:14:42Right?
00:14:44Don't I always?
00:14:46Always.
00:14:47No matter what.
00:14:48No matter what.
00:14:49And now,
00:14:50I'll get us through this.
00:14:52Just as long as you and me
00:14:54stick together.
00:14:56What if Edgar's right?
00:14:59What if it was a mistake
00:15:01to take over Vaught,
00:15:02and then...
00:15:04I am just talented.
00:15:05They all know I'm a fraud.
00:15:07Now, what do you care
00:15:08what a bunch of mud people think?
00:15:11Come on.
00:15:12Tell me the real reason.
00:15:13I want to hear you say it.
00:15:16I want them to love me.
00:15:19Gatsy!
00:15:22Only it never seems to work out,
00:15:24does it?
00:15:25Madeline,
00:15:26Maeve,
00:15:26Stormfront,
00:15:27even your own son.
00:15:29So why do you keep running
00:15:31headfirst into the same
00:15:33brick wall?
00:15:40I don't know.
00:15:42Pants on fire,
00:15:43you know.
00:15:44It's because deep down
00:15:46there's a part of you
00:15:47that is still...
00:15:49human.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51Part of you is
00:15:52a dirty,
00:15:54shriveled,
00:15:55anemic little part of you
00:15:56that still mules
00:15:57for approval
00:15:58and love
00:15:59and a mommy
00:16:00and a daddy
00:16:00and a boo-boo-boo.
00:16:03Look at me, Tiger.
00:16:06Look at me.
00:16:08We're gonna cut
00:16:09that part of you out
00:16:10like a cancer.
00:16:12And then,
00:16:14well then, my boy,
00:16:16you can finally be
00:16:17who you were always
00:16:18meant to be.
00:16:20Pure,
00:16:22clean,
00:16:24like marble.
00:16:28These people
00:16:29would rather die
00:16:31than be Soviet slaves.
00:16:33It's too late.
00:16:35Afghanistan
00:16:36is ours.
00:16:38Wrong.
00:16:39It's free.
00:16:40And I'll stand
00:16:41by our Mujahideen
00:16:42brothers until the end.
00:16:45You know what else
00:16:46I'll do?
00:16:47What?
00:16:49I'll distract you.
00:17:01These fucking twins.
00:17:03No, they couldn't
00:17:03hit their fucking marks.
00:17:05Fucking unprofessionals
00:17:06is what they are.
00:17:09Hey, uh,
00:17:10Butcher's gonna find them.
00:17:11Why don't you, uh,
00:17:11why don't you get some sleep?
00:17:13No.
00:17:14Slept enough.
00:17:17Dads,
00:17:17we know you love
00:17:18taking your babies
00:17:19everywhere.
00:17:20No matter where you go,
00:17:21starlight...
00:17:22Men really walk around
00:17:23like that?
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:24I mean,
00:17:25dads do.
00:17:26Okay, well,
00:17:28Bill Cosby
00:17:29is America's dad,
00:17:30and I'll tell you one thing,
00:17:31he wouldn't be caught
00:17:32dead in that pussy gear.
00:17:34Lots to unpack there.
00:17:35Cos.
00:17:36That's a real man.
00:17:38Holy shit,
00:17:39did he make
00:17:39some strong drinks.
00:17:41Holy fucking shit.
00:17:42Seriously,
00:17:43what passes
00:17:43as a man today,
00:17:46Christ on a cross.
00:17:49I read that we were
00:17:51ass-up in Afghanistan.
00:17:54What the fuck
00:17:55is up with that?
00:17:56Those are the good guys.
00:17:57I mean,
00:17:57when I left,
00:17:58it was, uh...
00:17:59I mean,
00:17:59goddammit,
00:18:00we were ten and one,
00:18:01you know?
00:18:02I led the 116th
00:18:03on the Omaha Beach.
00:18:05I was in the
00:18:05fucking eagle's nest.
00:18:07I fought for this country.
00:18:11I fought for this country.
00:18:15What did I get for it?
00:18:18Forgotten.
00:18:23I'm left to rot
00:18:24by my own team.
00:18:35You know,
00:18:36I wanted some
00:18:37rugrats of my own.
00:18:38What count us?
00:18:40Well,
00:18:41ain't that a bitch.
00:18:43You know,
00:18:43a couple of little boys,
00:18:45raise them up
00:18:45to be men.
00:18:48Now,
00:18:50now I got nothing.
00:18:54Hey, um,
00:18:56can I ask you something?
00:18:59What happened
00:19:00in Midtown?
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:06I mean,
00:19:06your team wasn't there,
00:19:07so did someone
00:19:07do anything
00:19:08or say something?
00:19:09I said I don't know.
00:19:10Okay.
00:19:11Okay, yeah.
00:19:19I blacked out.
00:19:24about ten minutes.
00:19:27When I came to,
00:19:29the damage was done.
00:19:33I didn't mean
00:19:34to hurt those people.
00:19:38I'm not a bad guy.
00:19:42But that won't happen again.
00:19:45Right?
00:19:48Only if they got it coming.
00:19:57You're bleeding.
00:19:59Not mine.
00:20:00Got an address.
00:20:02We're off to Vermont.
00:20:21Lord of the Seven Seas.
00:20:23Wow.
00:20:24Oh, man,
00:20:25I'm such an incredible fan.
00:20:26Jesus, Tommy.
00:20:27Slather his bowls
00:20:28in peanut butter,
00:20:29why don't we?
00:20:30Sorry.
00:20:30My sister's a goddamn bitch.
00:20:32And, uh,
00:20:33TNT.
00:20:34Right.
00:20:35I'm a big fan of yours, too.
00:20:37Cool outfits.
00:20:38I always felt
00:20:39you got railroaded
00:20:40with that starlight thing,
00:20:41by the way.
00:20:41You know, like,
00:20:42what?
00:20:43Nowadays,
00:20:43you can't even pay a lady
00:20:44a compliment.
00:20:45I know, right?
00:20:46You're disgusting.
00:20:48Anyway,
00:20:49we are just so pleased,
00:20:50you know,
00:20:50have a big star
00:20:51such as yourself,
00:20:52Grace R,
00:20:53humble soiree.
00:20:54You guys having a party?
00:21:02What is this?
00:21:06This is a hero, guys.
00:21:27I'm really glad you're here.
00:21:30I missed you.
00:21:39Who's joining us?
00:21:41They didn't tell you?
00:21:42Hey there.
00:21:45Oh.
00:21:47Hey, lady.
00:21:50The mayor can say
00:21:52anything she wants,
00:21:53but Homelander
00:21:53is the one working
00:21:54to catch the guy.
00:21:56We're about to turn
00:21:57a corner here.
00:21:57Absolutely.
00:21:59We are.
00:21:59Thank you, honey.
00:22:00Of course, sweetheart.
00:22:01That's reassuring.
00:22:04But there are 19 dead
00:22:05and dozens wounded.
00:22:07Congressman Newman,
00:22:08what do you say
00:22:09to the Americans
00:22:10who are watching right now
00:22:11and feeling scared?
00:22:13Yeah, look,
00:22:13it's understandable.
00:22:14What kind of a nasty
00:22:15question is that?
00:22:16Oh, no, it's fine.
00:22:17I'm happy to win.
00:22:18Starlight just said
00:22:18that I keep saying
00:22:20this is not a problem.
00:22:22I'm sorry, sir.
00:22:23I didn't mean...
00:22:23I don't have time
00:22:24for your mediocre ambush.
00:22:26Your job
00:22:26is to report facts,
00:22:28not attack us
00:22:28when we sit here
00:22:29and tell you the truth.
00:22:30The American people,
00:22:31they know.
00:22:33They know when someone's
00:22:34telling them facts
00:22:35and they know
00:22:36when the media
00:22:37is lying to them.
00:22:38There is no problem.
00:22:40It is safe to go out,
00:22:41period.
00:22:43Ah, we're done here.
00:22:46Stupid fucking heck.
00:22:49Up next,
00:22:50Chuck makes empanadas
00:22:51with Rachel Ray.
00:22:55And we're clear.
00:22:55You fucking amateur.
00:22:57The next report
00:22:57you're going to be doing
00:22:58is inside my fucking asshole,
00:23:00you piece of shit.
00:23:01Hey, are you free
00:23:02for a little catch-up?
00:23:03You know what?
00:23:04I'm a little slammed right now.
00:23:06Oh, come on.
00:23:07Ten minutes won't kill you.
00:23:16Hey, so, uh,
00:23:18where's Huey?
00:23:19Oh, he's just camping
00:23:20with his dad
00:23:20for a couple of days.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24Okay, good.
00:23:25Oh, great.
00:23:26I thought he was avoiding me
00:23:27or something, you know,
00:23:28because he was scared
00:23:28I was going to pop his head.
00:23:32Hmm?
00:23:34Come on, Annie.
00:23:36Put him away.
00:23:38Not going to hurt you.
00:23:40Or Huey,
00:23:40or your families.
00:23:42Besides, you'd lose.
00:23:45Why are you here?
00:23:47Because I want to help you.
00:23:48Huh.
00:23:50Help.
00:23:52From the psycho
00:23:53who blew up Congress.
00:23:54Look, most of those guys
00:23:55passed around deep fakes
00:23:56of me on the House floor,
00:23:58blowing Bin Laden,
00:23:58so I'm not exactly
00:23:59overwhelmed with sympathy.
00:24:03Annie, you need me.
00:24:05You're all alone.
00:24:06I mean, come on,
00:24:07that hashtag
00:24:07Homelight shit.
00:24:08That looks like
00:24:08you're in a hostage video.
00:24:10Blink twice if I'm wrong.
00:24:12And what,
00:24:12you gotta play nice
00:24:13with the guy
00:24:13that throat fucks you
00:24:14on your first day of work?
00:24:15And Maeve,
00:24:16they say Maeve is in rehab.
00:24:19But you and I both know
00:24:19she's probably dead.
00:24:22I'm all you got.
00:24:24Come on, Annie,
00:24:25you and I are friends.
00:24:26None of that
00:24:27has changed for me.
00:24:28Are you ever
00:24:28going to get to the point?
00:24:32You have 193 million
00:24:33Instagram followers.
00:24:34Let me hear your influence
00:24:36and I'll lend you mine.
00:24:37I can protect you
00:24:37from Homelander.
00:24:38You'll finally be
00:24:39team captain for real.
00:24:41And in return,
00:24:42you help me goose my numbers.
00:24:43I can finally get
00:24:44my education reform bill passed.
00:24:46We can make things
00:24:47better, Annie.
00:24:49For my daughter.
00:24:51For a lot of daughters.
00:24:54Come on,
00:24:55what do you say?
00:25:01You're right.
00:25:07This
00:25:08whole place
00:25:11I'm so fucking tired
00:25:16of listening
00:25:17to people tell me
00:25:19I need to be shitty
00:25:20in order to win.
00:25:24fuck you.
00:25:26And fuck
00:25:27Homelander
00:25:27and fuck
00:25:28Vought
00:25:29and this
00:25:30whatever-it-takes
00:25:31crap.
00:25:32You're just gonna
00:25:33end up sitting
00:25:34on top of this
00:25:35steaming pile of
00:25:36shit
00:25:36that you built.
00:25:39I'm done.
00:25:41I'm fucking
00:25:42done.
00:25:43I'm not doing it anymore.
00:25:44You're not gonna be
00:25:45doing anything
00:25:46if Homelander
00:25:46kills you.
00:25:47Yeah, maybe.
00:25:48But then I'll know
00:25:49I'm not working
00:25:50with a fucking
00:25:50nutjob.
00:25:52So,
00:25:53either pop my head
00:25:54or get the hell out.
00:26:14Hey, keep this
00:26:15between us.
00:26:16It'd be really
00:26:17tough
00:26:17to take out
00:26:18America's sweetheart
00:26:19but not impossible.
00:26:21I don't know.
00:26:29I don't know.
00:26:54I'm so sorry.
00:27:16His body is a masterpiece, no?
00:27:23Did you know the story behind this one?
00:27:27Years ago, my cousin Kolya went to its witness, so I sent my Sergei.
00:27:32Not even three bullets could stop my dead dog.
00:27:38Bar fight on the Basque coast.
00:27:41He started it.
00:27:43Oh my, please, this is my favorite.
00:27:48When Sergei was 14 years old, he dropped a glass.
00:27:52His father told him to kneel in the shards and not move until he said so.
00:27:58Little Sergei did not shift an inch.
00:28:01Not even after his father left to get drunk and pass out in the whorehouse.
00:28:07Oh, please, don't cry for Sergei.
00:28:09He likes to be told what to do.
00:28:12And he loves to be punished when he's bad.
00:28:16Makes him hard.
00:28:21So, Cheri?
00:28:22No.
00:28:23Or Kimiko?
00:28:24No, don't do it.
00:28:25I'm done, yes!
00:28:26Nina!
00:28:27You must choose, Sergei.
00:28:28If not, I will kill both of them.
00:28:30And when you've finished screaming, crying, I will kill you too.
00:28:38Choose.
00:28:40No!
00:28:48No!
00:28:55No!
00:28:59No!
00:29:01No!
00:29:03No!
00:29:03No!
00:29:14Ah!
00:29:18Ah!
00:29:21Mike!
00:29:23Give me a go, run!
00:29:26Ugh.
00:29:31Give me a go.
00:29:33No!
00:30:03Cut!
00:30:15Unka! Unka!
00:30:19She's gone.
00:30:22Nina's gone.
00:30:26It's over.
00:30:28It's over.
00:30:39Have you always had that?
00:30:43I don't know what you're talking about.
00:30:51I grew up in Harlem.
00:30:53Brownstone filled the family. Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins.
00:31:00One night, there was a ruckus outside.
00:31:03I looked out the window, and it was Soulja Boy.
00:31:06He had pulled up on some kids that were trying to boost the bends.
00:31:10And so I run, wake up my granddad.
00:31:12Grandpa! Grandpa! It's Soulja Boy! Come look!
00:31:17Soulja Boy takes the bends, and he hurls it through our house like a fucking freight train.
00:31:22He could miss me by about six inches.
00:31:25But my grandpa...
00:31:28The one minute he was there...
00:31:32And then he wasn't.
00:31:35And I woke him up.
00:31:38I put him in that spot.
00:31:41That is not your fault.
00:31:43That's when this whole OCD shit started. I mean, I don't understand it.
00:31:47All I know is that if I didn't check the burners three times a night, Soulja Boy would come back
00:31:51and kill the rest of us.
00:31:55And I'm still that kid.
00:32:00Still getting up in the middle of the night, checking the burners.
00:32:05Cause if I don't...
00:32:07Soulja Boy's gonna come back.
00:32:11And he's gonna kill my family.
00:32:17I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:32:22And end this.
00:32:25Little envy.
00:32:40Oh my god.
00:32:41Hell no.
00:32:43Invitation.
00:32:44I got your invitation right here.
00:32:46Hey.
00:32:48Starlight.
00:32:49I did not even recognize you.
00:32:51Come in, you are more than welcome to party.
00:32:54Party?
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:55The 70th anniversary of your orgasm.
00:32:57Fuck me.
00:33:01Oh shit.
00:33:02You seem familiar.
00:33:03You about to get familiar with these hands if you don't get this motherfucking love sausage away from my goddamn
00:33:08face.
00:33:09Okay, okay, okay.
00:33:10You're not soup.
00:33:13I'm with her.
00:33:14For the fuck party.
00:33:16Yeah.
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17No, he's very good at cunnilingus.
00:33:19Yeah, his tongue is just...
00:33:21Yeah.
00:33:21He just gobbles that vagina right up.
00:33:24Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:33:26Mm-hmm.
00:33:27Love sausage, huh?
00:33:28This was good name for me.
00:33:29I like it.
00:33:30Come on in.
00:33:41Oh, my God.
00:33:48Oh.
00:33:50All right, so once a year, a bunch of C-listers get together at one of their places like if
00:33:55they wicks went.
00:33:57Stop!
00:33:57You're orgasm.
00:33:58Maybe.
00:33:59I get it.
00:34:00Holy acid.
00:34:02Ew.
00:34:03Oh, stop!
00:34:04Holy acid!
00:34:05Holy acid!
00:34:07Holy acid!
00:34:18Poor Frenchy.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:20He's always wanted to see this.
00:34:21He's gonna be heartbroken.
00:34:27You know what's fucked up?
00:34:29Who?
00:34:29Is that it's real fucking sex workers here, getting banged up, not in a good way.
00:34:35Not that these soups give a shit.
00:34:36When Soldier Boy gets here, it's gonna be a slaughter.
00:34:40We have to get these people out.
00:34:45What up, bro?
00:34:47The fuck did this motherfucker put on my jacket?
00:34:50Oh, my God.
00:34:50It's my favorite fucking jacket.
00:34:52Let's go find a bathroom.
00:34:53Nasty ass shit.
00:34:54Let's go find a bathroom.
00:34:55Shit is sticky.
00:34:55Let's go clean it up.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:57Yellowtail sashimi?
00:34:58No.
00:34:59No, not in the mood for that.
00:35:00Thanks.
00:35:01Oh, damn it.
00:35:02Throw in rope!
00:35:05Oh, shit!
00:35:07Lick it up, you yummy brown bear.
00:35:13I can't.
00:35:15I need a bathroom.
00:35:18Right now.
00:35:20Oh, okay.
00:35:21So this is an actual orgy.
00:35:23That's what this is.
00:35:24Fuck in here, okay, Sam?
00:35:28Still a thing, eh?
00:35:29It is my thing.
00:35:30I founded it in 52.
00:35:33Me and this other soup, Liberty.
00:35:35Man, was she a firecracker.
00:35:38The French is gonna be up, bro, and he missed this.
00:35:42There are a lot of people in there.
00:35:47Well, as long as they stay out of my way, they'll be fine.
00:35:52Okay, all right, just, uh, give me three minutes.
00:35:55I'll jump in, I'll jump back out, I'll tell you exactly where to find the twins.
00:35:57Nobody else in your way.
00:36:00Three minutes.
00:36:05Soldier Boy?
00:36:06Nah, he's dead as dog shit.
00:36:07No, he's not.
00:36:08I swear, this is really happening.
00:36:11Please, you need to help me get people out of here now.
00:36:15Starlight.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17Do not let them do this to you.
00:36:19This.
00:36:20This fear.
00:36:22You heard what Homelander said.
00:36:23Lamestream media's making a fucking mountain out of a molehill.
00:36:26Do the research.
00:36:27Oh, my God.
00:36:28This is real.
00:36:29These attacks are real.
00:36:31Soldier Boy is real.
00:36:34Well, I just think that you could stand to be a little better informed.
00:36:38Homelander's gonna take care of it, okay?
00:36:41I'm gonna go find a salad to toss.
00:36:44Excuse me.
00:36:52You melted my cock ray.
00:36:58Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers.
00:37:04Oh, my God.
00:37:05Your mouth is like a velvet vacuum draining my balls.
00:37:09Oh, yeah, you're so fucking hot.
00:37:13God, your leg's going for days.
00:37:21Oh, my God.
00:37:23What the fuck?
00:37:25That's not what it looks like.
00:37:26What are you doing here?
00:37:27Nothing.
00:37:28I'm not doing anything.
00:37:29Why would you...
00:37:29This octopus was sick.
00:37:30Why would you ask?
00:37:31Homelander's gonna love this.
00:37:33No, no, no.
00:37:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:33Please, please, please.
00:37:34Stop, stop, stop.
00:37:35No.
00:37:36Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:37:37Look.
00:37:38That's why I'm here.
00:37:39It's his idea.
00:37:43What's his idea?
00:37:47I said no cameras in the toilet, Tommy.
00:37:50I said no cameras in the toilet, Tommy.
00:37:50I'm back.
00:37:51You're pathetic.
00:37:52You know what?
00:37:54Let's see how everyone feels about close-ups of their assholes without consent.
00:38:00Fuck you.
00:38:00I'm done.
00:38:01I never want to see you again.
00:38:08Oh, that's so sweet.
00:38:09Uh, just, I gotta get my ass full of a breather.
00:38:12You know?
00:38:13Goodbye to that Westfield Mall opening next week in McKenzie.
00:38:17Nobody is gonna let me see you without me.
00:38:21I fucking hate you.
00:38:23I hate your mouth.
00:38:24I hate the way your jaw pops when you chew.
00:38:26And I hate it every second I spent holding that clammy hand.
00:38:30I should've killed you in the womb.
00:38:31Fuck you!
00:38:32Fuck you!
00:38:34Fuck you, Tommy.
00:38:35Oh, sorry.
00:38:40Hey, I know you like fucking soups, but I'm off the table.
00:38:43That's not why I'm here, okay?
00:38:46You're here too, you know?
00:38:47Whatever, porn hub.
00:38:48I don't have time for you right now.
00:38:59Hey, you never said you were sorry.
00:39:02What?
00:39:03For Robin.
00:39:05You never apologized for Robin.
00:39:08Jesus, you wanna do this right now?
00:39:10Yeah, I do.
00:39:11You just get away with everything, don't you?
00:39:13Just running past all the broken people you leave behind.
00:39:18Alright.
00:39:20You know what?
00:39:21What?
00:39:26I'm sorry.
00:39:28Is that what you wanna hear?
00:39:31Cause...
00:39:32I am.
00:39:35Okay?
00:39:37It's fucked up.
00:39:38Seeing somebody that you love get hurt like that.
00:39:43I'm sorry.
00:39:48I'm fucking sorry, Huey.
00:39:57Huey!
00:39:58How did you do that?
00:39:59No, no, no.
00:40:00How the fuck did you do that?
00:40:01I'll show you again!
00:40:02No!
00:40:03That is not going to happen.
00:40:05A-Train, get out of here.
00:40:07Not that you deserve the warning.
00:40:10Come on.
00:40:10Come on, come on.
00:40:16Is he here?
00:40:18He's only here for the twins, alright?
00:40:20Nobody else has to get hurt?
00:40:21You don't get to decide who to serve up on a platter here, okay?
00:40:25These are real people.
00:40:26We need to clear the house now.
00:40:28This is about to be a fucking bloodbath.
00:40:29No, it won't.
00:40:31I made Soldier Boy promise not to do anything-
00:40:32Huey!
00:40:33Stop it!
00:40:33Listen to me!
00:40:36Homelander is coming.
00:40:38The Deep told me, when those two start fighting...
00:40:55You have to go.
00:40:56No, I need you to stop it!
00:40:57Annie!
00:40:59Annie!
00:41:04Oh my God!
00:41:04You teleported me?
00:41:06What the fuck?!
00:41:09I saved you, Annie!
00:41:11Jesus Christ!
00:41:12All I want is to save you!
00:41:14You keep saying that, but I don't need you to save me!
00:41:17Right.
00:41:17God forbid I help you, because I always have to be the weak one.
00:41:21The one you have to rescue.
00:41:22You always have to be the strong one.
00:41:23You always have to be so much stronger than me!
00:41:27I thought that you didn't care about that.
00:41:29I mean, on our first date, you said that it didn't bother you.
00:41:34I know!
00:41:40But it does!
00:41:44Sometimes.
00:41:47A little.
00:41:53I thought the drugs had fucked you up, Huey, but...
00:41:58This is you.
00:42:03This is all you.
00:42:39Hell of things.
00:42:44What'd you think you were gonna do with that?
00:42:54You killed my family.
00:42:57Which one?
00:42:59You killed my family.
00:43:05You killed my family.
00:43:08Not him.
00:43:13Twins are up there.
00:43:26So you get Homelander, but I can't get Soldier Boy.
00:43:30You're a fucking hypocrite, Butcher.
00:43:32Now move!
00:43:33I can't let you do it, Em.
00:43:35Here, be suicide.
00:43:42You're good.
00:43:50Oh, come off here.
00:43:51What you gonna do with it?
00:43:56You're such a fucking idiot.
00:43:58Can't even work the TiVo without me.
00:44:01And there it is.
00:44:03Sit.
00:44:04Fuck.
00:44:04Hiya, kids.
00:44:06Well, that poop shoot's had a workout, huh?
00:44:09Looks like the Lincoln Tunnel.
00:44:12Ben.
00:44:13You...
00:44:14Fuck me!
00:44:15You selfish piece of shit!
00:44:20That's enough.
00:44:27Nicaragua wasn't our fault.
00:44:29I swear to God.
00:44:30And whose fault was it?
00:44:33If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go.
00:44:36It was Noir.
00:44:37It was Noir's idea.
00:44:38Top to bottom, he gave it to the Russians.
00:44:41Please.
00:44:42Noir.
00:44:44Yeah.
00:44:46Noir wouldn't take a shit.
00:44:48Without Vought's say so.
00:44:50Please.
00:44:51It's the truth.
00:44:57Maybe it's your...
00:44:59On.
00:45:01On.
00:45:12Give me your hand.
00:45:13It's been years.
00:45:14Do you wanna die?
00:45:17Danny!
00:45:18Danny!
00:45:30I gotta go.
00:45:31Annie, wait.
00:45:32Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie, just...
00:45:34You can't go.
00:45:36I can't?
00:45:37I'm not gonna let you.
00:45:42I'm not gonna let you.
00:45:44Ah!
00:46:00I don't wanna hear it right now.
00:46:10What?
00:46:12We gotta talk.
00:46:14Jesus Christ.
00:46:14Not right now.
00:46:15There's a psycho back there.
00:46:20Fuck.
00:46:21Get your fucking hands off.
00:46:22You hurt a lot of people.
00:46:24You hurt my brother.
00:46:26They're gonna get away.
00:46:27Not this time.
00:46:28Ah...
00:46:30No!
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:42Ah!
00:46:46Ah!
00:46:48Ah!
00:46:50Ah!
00:46:54Ah!
00:46:56Ah!
00:46:57Ah!
00:46:58Ah!
00:47:18Help me.
00:47:21Someone please help.
00:47:29Someone please help me.
00:47:41Someone please help me.
00:47:45I saw it.
00:48:11What happened?
00:48:23William Butcher and Soldier Boy, of course.
00:48:29You are behind this.
00:48:31This whole thing really is all about me.
00:48:38William, we made a deal to fight to the death.
00:48:42You and me.
00:48:45This is cheating.
00:48:47Deal's off.
00:48:57You were my hero growing up.
00:48:59I watched all your movies.
00:49:01Hundreds of times.
00:49:03You were the only one that was nearly as strong as me.
00:49:08Buddy, you think you look strong?
00:49:11You're wearing a cape.
00:49:13You're just a cheap fucking knockoff.
00:49:15I don't know.
00:49:21I'm the upgrade.
00:49:22Don't do it.
00:49:35I want to get...
00:49:37M.M.
00:49:38M.M.
00:49:39M.M.
00:49:39M.M.
00:49:39M.M., M.M.
00:49:40M.M., please, I need you.
00:49:41People are hurt.
00:49:42M.M., M.M.
00:49:43Please, she doesn't control you.
00:49:47We have to help these people.
00:49:49It's up to us.
00:50:11You didn't really have me going for a minute there.
00:50:17Oi.
00:50:25What the fuck?
00:50:34What have you done?
00:50:38Scorched earth.
00:50:48Oh, man.
00:50:52Oh, man.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:51:38Do it!
00:51:44Joey!
00:51:45Get out of here!
00:51:47No fucking way!
00:52:19Let's see.
00:52:19I'm sorry.
00:52:21I'm sorry.
00:52:57I'm sorry.
00:53:06Hey, please.
00:53:07Easy.
00:53:08We need a doctor to restore these stitches.
00:53:19What do you mean?
00:53:35No.
00:53:37You are not a monster.
00:53:44It seems no matter how much we tried our own,
00:53:49we cannot escape our old lives, huh?
00:53:53I suppose no one can run that fast.
00:53:56I suppose no one can run that fast.
00:53:56I won't run that fast.
00:55:08This is a bad idea.
00:55:12Homelander helped make me America's sweetheart.
00:55:17He's gonna regret that.
00:55:27You ready?
00:55:29Mm-hmm.
00:55:31I'm in Montpelier, Vermont.
00:55:34Twelve heroes and civilians are dead.
00:55:37A lot more are wounded.
00:55:39Now, Homelander and Vought are going to tell you that it was the supervillain that they haven't handled.
00:55:45They don't.
00:55:48It was Soldier Boy.
00:55:50I know I sound insane, but Soldier Boy doesn't care about protecting Americans, and he probably never has.
00:56:01Most heroes don't care about you.
00:56:05They only care about their image, and...
00:56:10Homelander is the worst of them.
00:56:14He's hurt people.
00:56:16He's done something to Maeve.
00:56:23I don't know what they're gonna do to me for telling the truth, but I'm going to keep doing it,
00:56:30and I should have done it sooner.
00:56:32I'm sorry.
00:56:33And one more thing.
00:56:37I'm not Starlight anymore.
00:56:40My name is Annie January, and I fucking quit.
00:56:46I'm not Starlight.
00:57:43I'm not Starlight.
00:57:46I'm not Starlight.
00:58:17Let's go.
00:58:48Let's go.
00:59:18Let's go.
00:59:50Let's go.
01:00:16Let's go.
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