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00:00:11What the fuck?
00:00:12That was so fucked up, you guys.
00:00:15Get up. You're done.
00:00:17There's one person you will never, ever defeat.
00:00:19Good luck without me.
00:00:20The answer to all our prayers.
00:00:22A virus that kills supes.
00:00:24To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander
00:00:27would evolve into something super lethal.
00:00:28A global fucking pandemic.
00:00:31I am you, which is why when I tell you you want to do this,
00:00:34I am literally telling you that you fucking want to do this.
00:00:39Get up!
00:00:39Can we go?
00:00:41I bet you that virus ain't gonna cook us up, brother.
00:00:43We ain't turning Ryan into an asset.
00:00:45He ain't ready.
00:00:46Either we figure out how to train him,
00:00:48or we figure out how to kill him.
00:00:50Stop, stop, just stop.
00:00:52Your family isn't your enemy.
00:00:54My mom wouldn't want any of this.
00:00:56And that is why I got faith in the kid.
00:01:01Once he's in office,
00:01:02we need to invoke the 25th Amendment.
00:01:04Who's handling all this?
00:01:05Me.
00:01:06I fucking am.
00:01:07When Homelander chucks all the starlighters
00:01:08into internment camps,
00:01:09you're cool with that?
00:01:10He didn't know about the camps.
00:01:12You just focus on the shooter.
00:01:13Make sure he's good to go on the 6th.
00:01:15Are you okay?
00:01:16It's like a furnace in there.
00:01:20Fucking soup shapeshifters.
00:01:21Got to end it at the stage, though.
00:01:23I'm sorry.
00:01:24Perfect choice for the job.
00:01:29Good morning, patriots.
00:01:31It's January 6th,
00:01:32and this is VNN Today.
00:01:35Stunning news out of Vought Studios
00:01:37who are canceling
00:01:38the eagerly anticipated film
00:01:40Training A-Train,
00:01:41though it's completely finished.
00:01:43We just realized we'd make more
00:01:44from the write-off.
00:01:45We go behind the scenes
00:01:46of a powerful new Vought PSA.
00:01:49I take responsibility.
00:01:53I take responsibility
00:01:54for racism.
00:01:56Finally,
00:01:57Congress counts electoral votes today
00:01:59to certify the incoming president.
00:02:01Usually a formality,
00:02:03Dakota Bob's extreme anti-soup agenda
00:02:06has made it anything but.
00:02:08We will count the certificates
00:02:09in an orderly fashion.
00:02:11With no debate,
00:02:13is that understood?
00:02:15Now, as I was saying,
00:02:17after ascertaining
00:02:18the certificates are authentic...
00:02:19It was a fucking virus, Frenchy.
00:02:21That's more.
00:02:22I'm close.
00:02:24You know, once they bang that gavel,
00:02:26numbers won't goddamn head pop
00:02:27away from the Oval Office.
00:02:28How close?
00:02:30Close-ish.
00:02:41Counting the certificate of vote
00:02:42of the state of Alabama.
00:02:47Oh, I told you,
00:02:48Vicki locked it all down.
00:02:49Please,
00:02:50lower your voice.
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:55Hey.
00:02:58Hey!
00:02:59Hey.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:00What?
00:03:02What the hell are you wearing?
00:03:04You don't like it?
00:03:05No, I mean,
00:03:06I love it.
00:03:08It's just,
00:03:08is now really the time
00:03:09with the whole country
00:03:10barreling towards 1984?
00:03:12The night before
00:03:13my great-grandfather
00:03:14shipped out.
00:03:16He put on his dress uniform,
00:03:19barged into dinner
00:03:21at my great-grandmother's house,
00:03:23and got down on one knee.
00:03:27Okay.
00:03:29Stand up,
00:03:30please.
00:03:34Huey Campbell.
00:03:41Will you marry me?
00:03:43Huh.
00:03:46You need to stay right here,
00:03:47okay?
00:03:47Just don't move.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:49Do not move.
00:03:57Hi.
00:04:02I guess I'm,
00:04:03I'm doing this.
00:04:04Okay, me too,
00:04:05because I'm the one proposing.
00:04:06Any January?
00:04:08I am terrified
00:04:10of what's gonna happen,
00:04:11but I feel
00:04:12so,
00:04:14so lucky
00:04:16that I get to
00:04:18face it all with you.
00:04:23Okay.
00:04:29Okay.
00:04:29All right.
00:04:31So,
00:04:33yeah,
00:04:33all in all,
00:04:35party up.
00:04:36Let's get married.
00:04:48Wow,
00:04:48that was,
00:04:49that was great.
00:04:52Two fingers was a lot,
00:04:53but...
00:04:54Sorry,
00:04:54I was just
00:04:55trying to level up.
00:04:56Oh, no,
00:04:56it's fine.
00:04:58It's great.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:13Where are you going?
00:05:14We need some champs
00:05:16to celebrate,
00:05:17and
00:05:19not that Kirkland
00:05:20shit.
00:05:21It's in the fridge.
00:05:23I'll be right back.
00:05:24Yeah,
00:05:25okay,
00:05:25yeah.
00:05:35The certificate
00:05:36from Kansas
00:05:37that parliamentarians
00:05:38advise me
00:05:39is the only
00:05:40certificate of vote
00:05:41from the state
00:05:42and has annexed
00:05:43to it
00:05:44a certificate
00:05:45from...
00:05:45You're 90 over 60.
00:05:47It's long.
00:05:49You know,
00:05:50I fucking say.
00:06:00You know,
00:06:00if you need any help,
00:06:04I don't need your help.
00:06:06Really?
00:06:07Seems to me
00:06:08you are shitting
00:06:09in a bedpan
00:06:09and days away
00:06:11from being planted.
00:06:12And what do you
00:06:13have to show for it?
00:06:15I mean,
00:06:15Singer,
00:06:15he's as good as dead.
00:06:18Homelander,
00:06:19he won.
00:06:20And you?
00:06:21You gave away
00:06:23the virus,
00:06:23the one fucking weapon
00:06:25that could have stopped you.
00:06:26But
00:06:27we are gonna turn
00:06:28that frown
00:06:29upside down,
00:06:31my friend.
00:06:31You know why?
00:06:33Because you still
00:06:34have me.
00:06:36Right.
00:06:37You ain't even
00:06:38fucking real.
00:06:39Well,
00:06:39that's an interesting
00:06:40philosophical question.
00:06:41See,
00:06:42what is real
00:06:43are the fucking
00:06:44veto tumors
00:06:44that are mushrooming
00:06:45inside your guts
00:06:47and noggin.
00:06:48Super cancer!
00:06:51What is real?
00:06:53Is that piece of you
00:06:55that wants to burn
00:06:57every fucking
00:06:58soup on earth?
00:06:59How is it you think
00:07:00you ripped Ezekiel
00:07:01into fun-sized
00:07:03little chunks?
00:07:04I'm the one
00:07:04that gave you
00:07:05the juice
00:07:06that you needed.
00:07:07And I can do it again.
00:07:09All you have to do
00:07:11is hold up
00:07:13your end of the bargain.
00:07:14Bargain?
00:07:16A fucking bargain?
00:07:18You go all the way.
00:07:19Come on, champ.
00:07:21What's a little genocide
00:07:22between friends?
00:07:25Just fuck off
00:07:26and let me die
00:07:27in peace,
00:07:27would you?
00:07:28Wish I could.
00:07:38Since you're here,
00:07:41be a dull one
00:07:42for just a pint,
00:07:43would you?
00:07:44Come on,
00:07:45don't be a cunt
00:07:46if I can die in here.
00:07:47Your dying's been
00:07:48pretty high
00:07:48on my wish list lately.
00:07:52I appreciate
00:07:53what you're doing
00:07:53here for me.
00:07:54Not one bit
00:07:55of this is for you.
00:07:58All right, then.
00:08:00Give me fun.
00:08:02We got work to do.
00:08:25All right,
00:08:26let's go.
00:08:26Now,
00:08:26go.
00:08:41Disgusting.
00:08:47Goddammit, Ryan.
00:09:19Goddammit, Ryan.
00:09:41Goddammit, Ryan.
00:09:55I'm your father, not him.
00:10:03I always will be.
00:10:10Come here now.
00:10:18Ryan?
00:10:20Ryan?
00:10:22Ryan?
00:10:22Ryan?
00:10:24Ryan?
00:10:25Ryan?
00:10:34Hey.
00:10:37You know, I'd be careful with those.
00:10:42Those lean lad diet lunches, they cause kidney stones the size of jawbreakers.
00:10:50There's a whole class action lawsuit against them.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:53Don't, don't, don't, don't fucking touch me.
00:10:55Hey, chill.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:56I just need a little recharge.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:02Why the fuck would I kill your mother?
00:11:05That requires going to Sedona and no one should have to go to Sedona.
00:11:10Get out of my head.
00:11:16Oh, this?
00:11:19I proposed to Huey this morning.
00:11:21I even told him the story about your great-grandparents.
00:11:24And then we fucked to celebrate.
00:11:27And then we did butt stuff.
00:11:28He was so into it.
00:11:31Oh, Christ.
00:11:32It's like a fucking furnace in here.
00:11:34Why?
00:11:35Don't you just love proposals?
00:11:37I mean, the joy on the other person's face when they finally get their happily ever after.
00:11:43You're a psychopath.
00:11:44Sociopath.
00:11:48Which is to be expected, really.
00:11:51I mean, I barely remember what I look like.
00:11:54I do remember the first time I shifted, though.
00:11:57One minute I was me, and the next I was Miss Jameson, my preschool teacher.
00:12:03And I could see every memory she'd ever had.
00:12:07Fucking her husband's best friend, shoplifting lip gloss, hitting a student.
00:12:12But you know what the funny part is?
00:12:15She felt justified in doing all those shitty things.
00:12:20You all do it.
00:12:23You all think you're the heroes of your own story.
00:12:27I mean, look at you.
00:12:29You're more moral and good and honest than the rest of us.
00:12:35Just wallowing down in the shit.
00:12:39I don't think that.
00:12:40Yeah, you do.
00:12:41Come on.
00:12:42Mind reader.
00:12:42Remember?
00:12:43It wasn't my fault that I was a total cunt at the pageants.
00:12:47That was mommy.
00:12:48Or then I had to suck cock like a fucking popsicle to stay in the seven.
00:12:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:55I'm Annie January, and it's not my fault.
00:12:58Come on, sing it with me now.
00:13:00I'm Annie January, and it's not my...
00:13:02Fuck you.
00:13:03You don't know anything about me or my life.
00:13:07No?
00:13:08No?
00:13:08Then why aren't your powers working?
00:13:14I mean, you weren't even the original choice to kill Singer,
00:13:18but you're just such a fucking hot mess.
00:13:22You made it undeniable.
00:13:25Hey.
00:13:27You'll have a couple of non-consecutive life sentences to work through your identity issues.
00:13:33Please.
00:13:34Please.
00:13:36Oh, poor Annie.
00:13:37Please.
00:13:39Oh, God.
00:13:40I'm Annie January, and I'm the only good one.
00:13:48Oh.
00:13:49Here.
00:13:50To wash down those mean lad lunches.
00:14:00Okay.
00:14:14Oi, oi.
00:14:15I've called you like 15 times.
00:14:16I was worried.
00:14:17I thought...
00:14:17I don't know.
00:14:18I thought maybe you were...
00:14:19Yeah, you and me both.
00:14:21Well, look, we're kind of up against it right now.
00:14:23They're only a few hours away from certifying the election,
00:14:25and then, you know, after that happens,
00:14:27they're coming for Singer.
00:14:29We need your help.
00:14:33Butcher?
00:14:34When I was a lad,
00:14:37I heard about this place in Nevada.
00:14:41A steakhouse.
00:14:44Where the birds get their baps out when they bring you a ribeye.
00:14:48Cool.
00:14:49Hmm.
00:14:51Then he nearly pissed himself when I told him.
00:14:54Thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard.
00:15:01Where was gonna go there someday?
00:15:09Well...
00:15:11Funny what you think about when your time's up, isn't it?
00:15:14Butcher, where are you?
00:15:16I can come to you.
00:15:18You know, we can figure this out.
00:15:20Do us a favor, would you, Huey?
00:15:27Go there.
00:15:29For me and men, would you?
00:15:32You can't fucking give up.
00:15:34You can still fight.
00:15:37Huey, I asked you something.
00:15:40Fine, I'll, um...
00:15:43I'll go to the Tupple Steakhouse for you.
00:15:46Magic.
00:15:55Tell the boys I'm sorry, would you?
00:16:00Tell the boys I'm sorry.
00:16:05For, uh...
00:16:09Just tell them I'm sorry.
00:16:15Goodbye, Huey.
00:16:28Oh, hey, um...
00:16:30Have Nagin get me a caramel pretzel s'more frat from Jitter Bean?
00:16:33Double whip.
00:16:34I'm just like molasses in winter today.
00:16:37Oh, God, that's a love, Amber.
00:16:43Well, good morning.
00:16:46How are you doing this, boy?
00:16:48Oh, God.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:51Can we just make this quick, please?
00:16:52I have slightly more important things to do today.
00:16:54Yes, of course.
00:16:55Hey.
00:16:56Stand by.
00:16:58Going in five, four, three...
00:17:03Welcome to the show, folks.
00:17:05We got a real happy surprise for y'all today.
00:17:08Homelander and Vice President-elect Victoria Newman.
00:17:13Bless both your hearts for being here.
00:17:16I'm more than happy to find time for my friend Homelander.
00:17:19Yeah, let's cut the BS.
00:17:21Dakota Bob says he's going to pass nutbag anti-soup laws in his first hundred days.
00:17:33As a staunch ally of the super-able community, I think that it's important to...
00:17:38Ally, Victoria, really?
00:17:42We're here to tell the truth.
00:17:45So just...
00:17:47Tell the truth.
00:17:51The truth is that the real issue here is lack of representation.
00:17:55Fine, you don't want to do it?
00:17:56I want to make sure that you...
00:17:57I'll do it.
00:17:59Victoria here is a superhero.
00:18:06Thanks for the compliment.
00:18:07Like, I think the truth is we all want to be heroes, but I'm not literally a superhero.
00:18:17It's all true.
00:18:18Ms. Newman here has been operating as a secret dagger in the heart of the Deep State,
00:18:25standing up to the forces of darkness that want to sodomize our democracy and our toddlers.
00:18:30But it is time for the Great Awakening.
00:18:33Where we go one, we go vat, y'all.
00:18:36We're going to take a quick break.
00:18:37Counts out of the bag, isn't it?
00:18:40Now it gets interesting.
00:18:42All right.
00:18:43Great show, guys.
00:18:46Hey.
00:18:48Hey!
00:18:52Fuck off!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:53I worked my whole life to keep that secret.
00:18:56Well, secrets rot your soul.
00:18:58You're unburdened.
00:18:59You should thank me.
00:19:00Sage said...
00:19:01Fuck Sage.
00:19:02She's long gone.
00:19:03Listen to me.
00:19:04Listen to me.
00:19:05We are going to change the world, Vicky, for our kids and their kids.
00:19:11The first super-abled president.
00:19:14Hmm?
00:19:15And you're a gal.
00:19:17I'll be impeached.
00:19:19Why would we care?
00:19:20Because I have to get re-elected in four years.
00:19:22Says who?
00:19:23Article 2 of the Constitution.
00:19:25New world, new rules.
00:19:26Now shut the fuck up and listen.
00:19:27Our fates are connected now.
00:19:30Singer's as good as dead, and I am the only fucking friend you've got left.
00:19:33The train has left the station, gorgeous.
00:19:35And you're on it.
00:19:37You'll have to arrest half your company.
00:19:40Half the country.
00:19:45Wait, you think I didn't think of that?
00:19:46Of course I thought of that.
00:19:48Fuck.
00:19:50Ashley, on me now.
00:19:52Um, the response on socials has been mixed.
00:19:54I need you to make a list of anyone within the company that has damaging information on me or this
00:20:00seven, but mostly me.
00:20:01Anyone with any fucking leverage whatsoever.
00:20:03Yes.
00:20:04I need this fucking list to be yesterday.
00:20:06Yes, sir.
00:20:07You're a good girl.
00:20:10Um, that doesn't sound good, Ashley.
00:20:13Oh yeah, no shit, Ashley.
00:20:15Sorry, Ashley.
00:20:16Order!
00:20:17The purpose of the joint session having concluded, pursuant to Senate Concurrent Resolution 1-118th Congress,
00:20:25the chair declares the joint session resolved.
00:20:29Certified the election, despite the shocking news that Vice President-elect Victoria Newman is super-abled.
00:20:36Protests have erupted all over the country.
00:20:39That's the ballgame.
00:20:40Open season on Singer now.
00:20:42Frenchie, tell me you got something.
00:20:43I nailed it.
00:20:44Oh, you want to try this instead of me?
00:20:45I'm working as fast as I can.
00:20:47Not fast enough.
00:20:49Multiple protesters have been injured.
00:20:52You seeing this?
00:20:53Get all the dirt on Newman ready in case we need to go nuclear.
00:20:56Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:56What happened to the virus?
00:20:57There is no fucking virus.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00Fuck.
00:21:01Okay, well, you know she's gonna kill us if we leak this, right?
00:21:04If I had another fucking choice, trust me, I'd take it.
00:21:06All right, here goes fucking nothing.
00:21:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:12Fuck!
00:21:13What?
00:21:13What happened?
00:21:14It's all gone.
00:21:14Everything we have on Newman.
00:21:15The murders, your ties to Stannett, your everything.
00:21:17Okay, okay, wait a second.
00:21:18You got backups, right?
00:21:19Another computer or the motherfucking cloud.
00:21:20You're not hearing me.
00:21:21It's all gone.
00:21:22The originals, the backups, we've got nothing.
00:21:25I need nothing to stop until then.
00:21:28Only one thing left to do.
00:21:30Frenchie, you stay here.
00:21:31Work fucking faster.
00:21:33Kamiko, you're with me.
00:21:35Listen, Huey, I'm sending you coordinates.
00:21:36You and Annie, meet me there ASAP.
00:21:38What's the plan?
00:21:38We fucked up our chance at offense.
00:21:41All we got now is defense.
00:21:44I am as shocked as you are by this profound betrayal of trust.
00:21:49In America, you tell people who you are before you ask for their vote.
00:21:55That's why I'm calling for a new, free, and fair election.
00:21:59Mark my words.
00:22:00If Victoria Newman becomes vice president, it will be over my dead body.
00:22:06Because she had me assassinated.
00:22:09Well, I guess you gotta go take a bullet for the geyser, don't you?
00:22:12I think it's more important that I stay here.
00:22:15Your visitor's here.
00:22:16Send him in.
00:22:29Man, this is never gonna work.
00:22:32You got my text.
00:22:34I'm glad you came.
00:22:36You're almost taller than me now.
00:22:38There's no saving the kid.
00:22:39He can't escape his own blood.
00:22:41What are they feeding you?
00:22:42Tell me there's vegetables involved somewhere.
00:22:44There's lettuce on the burgers.
00:22:46I missed you, kiddo.
00:22:50Listen, Ryan.
00:22:52We, uh, need to have a bit of a serious chinwack.
00:22:56You look really sick.
00:22:58Oh, I know it.
00:23:01I wish myself bed more times than I can count.
00:23:08And now here I am.
00:23:10Well, I want some more time.
00:23:12But I don't have it.
00:23:14And I don't have time to ease you out of this.
00:23:16You're gonna have to kill him, Billy.
00:23:18You can't go back to the tower.
00:23:20You need to go with Aunt Grace.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Like when?
00:23:24Now.
00:23:25Right now.
00:23:25No, I can't.
00:23:27My dad would find me.
00:23:28Not this time, kiddo.
00:23:32Well, I'm not sure I want to leave.
00:23:35I kind of like it there.
00:23:37Well, parts of it.
00:23:37You see?
00:23:38You gotta stab him with the virus, and you gotta do it today.
00:23:41Ryan, no.
00:23:43Your dad is...
00:23:44Grace.
00:23:47Look.
00:23:49When your mum died, which weren't your fault, you heard what she said.
00:23:55She had me promise to keep you safe, and that's all I'm trying to do here.
00:23:59Now, if you're telling me, I mean seriously telling me, that the place you feel safest is with home right
00:24:07now.
00:24:11And I ain't gonna stop you.
00:24:26Do you want to play?
00:24:30Alright then.
00:24:32Come on.
00:24:47I've seen Ryan.
00:24:49Nobody can send a PA to go look if you need...
00:24:51No.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53Boys need their space.
00:24:54List.
00:24:55Oh, yeah.
00:24:55I'm sorry.
00:24:57I highlighted anyone whose contract would have to pay out if they're...
00:25:04Let go.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06Good job.
00:25:07You're excused.
00:25:15You know, no problem.
00:25:16I can get it!
00:25:17I can get it!
00:25:26Cilantro.
00:25:30Gentlemen.
00:25:31Seven is a circle of trust.
00:25:38What we're gonna tell you is extremely sensitive.
00:25:41Got it?
00:25:41Who captained my captain?
00:25:44Robert Singer will be dead by end of business.
00:25:49Newman will be sworn in.
00:25:50People will panic.
00:25:51There will be rioting, bloodshed, etc., etc.
00:25:55Someone will have to swoop in and restore order.
00:26:00We will put out the call to every Vought hero, every fucking one, to surround the Capitol, the White House,
00:26:07and the Pentagon.
00:26:08Defending the rightful President of the United States.
00:26:11Now, what I need you to do, for fuck's sakes, get every call.
00:26:17I'm sorry, sir.
00:26:18I'm so sorry.
00:26:18I'm just...
00:26:19The meds.
00:26:22You know, the meds.
00:26:26They're just...
00:26:27They're causing a little heart palpitation and a high fever, but it ain't no big thing.
00:26:31Okay, well, you're coughing all over me, and it's fucking disgusting.
00:26:33Go further now.
00:26:36Scoot.
00:26:46Further.
00:26:51Further.
00:27:02As I was saying, everyone on this list needs to be removed permanently by the end of the day.
00:27:16Hey, if we're thinking about who's got the most thrown on us, wouldn't Ashley's name be at the top of
00:27:20the list?
00:27:23Yeah, sure.
00:27:24Good idea.
00:27:29Does anybody know Ashley's last name?
00:27:39What the...
00:27:41What the...
00:27:44What the...
00:27:46What the...
00:27:52What the...
00:27:54What the...
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:41Who's seriously telling us the shift you can get through that?
00:28:43For all I fucking know, they could be in here already.
00:28:45So, from now on, everybody moves with a partner, and you check in every five minutes on the dot.
00:28:51Stay sharp and follow motherfucking orders.
00:28:53Come on, let's get to it.
00:28:55Sir, you're going to be all right.
00:28:57If you'd killed Newman like I ordered, we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket pool.
00:29:03Itch it.
00:29:08Balls.
00:29:09Let me go.
00:29:11Stay on, singer.
00:29:16Do you really think the shifter is in here?
00:29:19I hope not, for Christ's sake, but it could be anyone.
00:29:22So, eyes on everyone.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25You got it.
00:29:29Jesus.
00:29:32You okay?
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:33Yeah, I'm fine.
00:29:34I'm just warm.
00:29:37It's like a furnace in here.
00:29:41It's like a furnace in there.
00:29:49You should go find some water.
00:29:52Yeah, okay.
00:29:54Do you want one?
00:29:55I would love one.
00:29:56I'll be right back.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:06Okay, okay, you should.
00:30:35Hey, hey, man.
00:30:35Hey, just, sorry, just something stupid real quick.
00:30:38Just don't look at me.
00:30:39Look right into the room.
00:30:40Huh?
00:30:40Don't look at me.
00:30:41Just look forward.
00:30:42Don't look at me.
00:30:43Just look forward.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:45Stay cool.
00:30:47It's Annie.
00:30:48What's Annie?
00:30:49Shifter.
00:30:50It's Annie.
00:30:50What?
00:30:51Shifter.
00:30:51Don't look at me.
00:30:52Just look forward.
00:30:53How do you know?
00:30:53Stress me.
00:30:54I don't know how or when they switched, but that is 100% not Annie.
00:30:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:30:58Listen, the fate of the country relies on us keeping our shit together, so just chill.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:05Water.
00:31:05Thanks.
00:31:06There you go.
00:31:07Great.
00:31:07Mm-hmm.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:12Mm.
00:31:14Mm.
00:31:15What are you looking at?
00:31:21Um.
00:31:22I know.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Wow.
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:30Congratulations.
00:31:33Yep, we did that.
00:31:34That is a thing.
00:31:36That we did.
00:31:37For the record, I propose, because peg the patriarchy, right?
00:31:42Mm.
00:31:42Gotta peg the patriarchy.
00:31:44Gotta peg it.
00:31:44Peg it in all its holes.
00:31:46Listen.
00:31:46Getting hitched.
00:31:47Best decision I've ever made in my life.
00:31:49So congratulations to you both.
00:31:51But, uh, you know, Mother Nature's calling, so I'm about to go hit the head, and y'all just
00:31:55hold down the foot.
00:31:56Yes, motherfucker!
00:31:56Fucker!
00:31:58Disaster!
00:31:59Come with me!
00:32:00Hey!
00:32:01Sir, this way!
00:32:03Oh, shit.
00:32:05Kill me!
00:32:10Oh, goddammit.
00:32:19Go, go, go, go, go!
00:32:39Go!
00:32:43Die!
00:33:05Oh, my God.
00:33:24Come on.
00:33:25How many fucking numbers are there?
00:33:28Oh, God.
00:33:31Oh!
00:33:41Take Zinger.
00:33:42Go.
00:33:43Now.
00:33:45Let's go.
00:33:45Go!
00:33:47Huey, go.
00:33:56You really think your broke-down ass can take me?
00:34:00You couldn't even blast yourself out, could you?
00:34:30You're great.
00:34:33I don't know if I'm a hero.
00:34:37I don't know who the fuck I am.
00:34:41But I do know that I'm the bitch feeding your ass.
00:34:59I'm the one who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a
00:35:03man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's
00:35:04a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man
00:35:04who's a man, who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a
00:35:04man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's
00:35:04a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man
00:35:04who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a
00:35:04man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's
00:35:09a man who's a man who's
00:35:20Victoria!
00:35:21Singer's alive, your assassin failed.
00:35:23Failed?
00:35:23Now the CIA's gonna find an even deeper hole to hide him in.
00:35:26Well, there's nothing on the news.
00:35:28Because he's gonna hit me back, quietly, and I'm fairly fucking sure he has the means to do it.
00:35:32Where's Sage? Maybe she can find a way out of this idiotic mess you've dropped us in.
00:35:36We have not failed. I will end Singer myself if I have to.
00:35:40You will be president, and you will go along with every word I say as if my hand was jammed
00:35:47up your tight, puckered little asshole like the puppet you've always been.
00:35:51And Victoria, if you stray even an inch off that path, I will make sure Zoe knows nothing but pain
00:35:58for the rest of her life.
00:36:00And I will send you a piece of her every year for the fucking rest of yours.
00:36:05There is no fail!
00:36:18Well, guess who has two thumbs and he's the motherfucking genius of all fucking geniuses.
00:36:24The virus is...
00:36:26What happened to you guys?
00:36:28What happened to you guys?
00:36:37That's strange.
00:36:37Please.
00:36:40What happened to you guys?
00:36:58hello hello um you okay i'm great thank god you showed up
00:37:07how'd you find us anyway find your phone i actually also found your fiance congratulations
00:37:15no she's not she wasn't my fiance no you're you put the ring on her finger hughie i know
00:37:23because i pried it off her fucking dead hand look i thought i was getting engaged to you
00:37:28all right she looks just like you you know right down that freckle you have down so you
00:37:33did fuck her i mean you know how many times had to be less than 20 oh my fucking god
00:37:43i
00:37:43was gone for 10 days she almost always initiated and again i cannot overstate this enough i
00:37:47thought it was you yeah and as long as you were getting laid you didn't look too close
00:37:51that's the annie you want down to go down whenever the perfect girl not someone who is depressed
00:37:57or fucked up or comes with any complications
00:38:03you want to know how i knew it wasn't you
00:38:07in the apartment she wore some designer dress and you always hit your bra for sweats as soon
00:38:12as you get home she she found your car keys on the first try and you have never ever found
00:38:17your car keys in under 15 minutes but the final clue in the bunker she was sweating and you
00:38:23have always been and always will be 90 percent pashmina i love that about you all your weird
00:38:29amazing fucked upness that's what makes you you
00:38:34hey please
00:38:58vicky vicky vicky i want out sorry this is a joke no
00:39:07it's gone too far no no you're just saying that because the assassination failed no i'm saying
00:39:10it because it'll never fucking end homelander's on hand she's not even listening to sage anymore
00:39:15if i become president i'm just gonna be a puppet and if i fight back
00:39:23i'll resign without a fight you just need to get the cia off my ass and get me and zoe
00:39:26out okay fuck all
00:39:27the way off you're like the asshole who cried wolf i mean the shit that you have done what like
00:39:32how
00:39:32you got samir to cook up some more of the virus to kill me oh and yeah cut off his
00:39:35fucking leg
00:39:36ah glad you two connected okay so the leg thing wasn't me and you didn't exactly leave us with a
00:39:43ton of options look the point is you hit me i hit you back and it never fucking ends
00:39:47war games you wait
00:39:51only way to win is not to play
00:39:58i thought i wanted this not for zoe or edgar but for me
00:40:04you know i just i wanted to feel safe i'm not like that scared fucking kid at red river
00:40:13but i don't feel safe and i'm really fucking scared and i'm not getting zoe killed over this
00:40:24this is the only way
00:40:27vicky i don't know how to trust you
00:40:30i'll tell you where zoe is
00:40:33is she okay yeah but if i get her it'll draw too much attention
00:40:37and that's how you know you can trust me because i am trusting my daughter with you
00:40:43please yui
00:40:46you're literally the only person on earth i can turn to right now
00:41:01you're not fucking running
00:41:15whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa sorry bro you're on the list
00:41:19don't kill me i can pay you you're a writer you don't get paid shit
00:41:23please i'll do anything
00:41:28anything
00:41:30tell me i'm the smartest superhero in the seven
00:41:34you are by far the smartest superhero in the seven you're brilliant a genius
00:41:40and that you respect me the most besides homelander of course
00:41:43of course of course i respect you you're amazing
00:41:47you're just saying that because you're scared aren't you
00:41:49no no i'm not i swear yeah you are
00:41:55but you know what bro
00:41:58that's good enough for me
00:42:14yo have you seen ashley
00:42:17this is ashley
00:42:21oh bro the other ashley
00:42:24this ashley's not even on the list
00:42:26well i don't know everyone here is named fucking ashley
00:42:30bro
00:42:40murder boner
00:42:42you've got to be kidding me
00:42:43look if we can flip newman as powerful as she is with everything she has on vod i mean
00:42:48if there's even a five percent chance
00:42:50i know what just forget that newman is a monster
00:42:53i'm not saying that i'm saying
00:42:55look we've all done bad shit
00:42:57what if she's just fucked up like the rest of us
00:42:59just trying to do right by her kid
00:43:00it's insane that we're even discussing this
00:43:04what's insane is that our solution to every problem
00:43:07is murder i used to freak out whenever i saw blood
00:43:10now i barely blink at it
00:43:13it shouldn't be that way this isn't some fucking vod movie
00:43:17violence isn't brave
00:43:18and neither is hating my mom
00:43:21or adrian or
00:43:24anywhere
00:43:25forgiveness
00:43:26letting go
00:43:27a little fucking mercy
00:43:29that's brave
00:43:32it's crazy
00:43:34but it's brave
00:43:37it's about the last thing my dad ever taught me
00:43:39and i just think
00:43:41if we're ever gonna win against monsters
00:43:43i think we need to start acting human
00:43:51fuck it
00:43:55really
00:43:56just
00:43:56fuck it
00:43:57andy we're probably dead either way
00:44:00might as well go out with our heads held high
00:44:02so
00:44:04fuck it
00:44:04oh
00:44:05great
00:44:07look
00:44:08taking a chance with a train
00:44:09that shit was crazy
00:44:11look at how it turned out
00:44:17shit
00:44:21fuck it
00:44:21but hughie if you're wrong
00:44:24trust but verify
00:44:25but frenchy
00:44:26can you get that virus into newman's system
00:44:29with a carbon metamaterial dipped to a dart gun
00:44:32and i aim for soft tissue
00:44:37perhaps
00:44:38then do it
00:44:39cause if this is a trap
00:44:40at least we ain't walking in blind
00:44:42and hughie
00:44:43if newman even blinks funny
00:44:46frenchy's dropping her
00:44:48yeah fair
00:44:48got it
00:44:52look
00:44:53andy
00:44:53shut up
00:44:53you
00:44:54are getting tested
00:44:56for every single disease
00:44:58known to mankind
00:44:59okay
00:45:00i'm not getting shift or syphilis
00:45:09fuck you
00:45:10fuck you
00:45:11fuck you
00:45:11fuck you
00:45:16you really think this is wise
00:45:29even to newman
00:45:38newman is easy compared to awesome
00:45:43how
00:45:44how
00:45:44how
00:46:04Wait.
00:46:25Mon Cal, there is no one better than you.
00:47:02Mon Cal, there is no one better than you.
00:47:16Mon Cal, there is no one better than you.
00:47:32Don't get there.
00:47:33What truth?
00:47:36The assassination attempt.
00:47:38It was on your father's orders.
00:47:41What?
00:47:42In Flight 37, Homelander killed every soul on board.
00:47:49Grace.
00:47:50You're lying.
00:47:51We have it on video.
00:47:52And he's murdered countless more.
00:47:54Your father isn't who you think he is.
00:47:56Just stop.
00:47:56And he wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:47:58Grace!
00:47:58He raped her!
00:48:10I'm sorry, son.
00:48:14Anne, your heart's pounding.
00:48:17There's something you're not telling me.
00:48:19Anne, you're the only one who can stop him.
00:48:22Stop him?
00:48:24Like, kill him?
00:48:25No.
00:48:26No, I can't.
00:48:27Don't ask me to.
00:48:28Ryan, you're strong.
00:48:29He's stronger!
00:48:30I'll train you.
00:48:31Get you ready.
00:48:32So this is why you want me to go with you?
00:48:34So you can teach me how to kill my dad?
00:48:37I have to go.
00:48:38Just stay.
00:48:39We'll talk it out together.
00:48:40I don't want to talk.
00:48:41I'll be back.
00:48:42I just need to think.
00:48:43Listen, Ryan, there ain't gonna be another time for you and me, alright?
00:48:46Let's just take a breather, yeah?
00:48:47You can't leave.
00:48:54Wait.
00:48:56These walls are six feet thick.
00:48:58This is the CIA's Hazlitt safe house designed to hold people like you.
00:49:02I could seal us in here, flood the room with halothane, and we all take a nice long nap.
00:49:07But I don't want to do that, kiddo.
00:49:08You've planned this all along.
00:49:10You brought me here to trap me.
00:49:12No, no. We brought you here to help you.
00:49:13You're locking me in a cage unless I agree to be your weapon.
00:49:17Just like they did to my dad.
00:49:18That ain't the way it is. Honest.
00:49:22Let me go.
00:49:22Ryan, when I lost my grandkids, you left this big, empty black hole inside me.
00:49:29And then the greatest miracle came along.
00:49:32You.
00:49:37I love you, kiddo.
00:49:39Please.
00:49:40Yeah, Grace.
00:49:42I want to leave.
00:49:44I'm sorry.
00:49:45Get out of my way.
00:49:46Grace.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:48…
00:50:16I love it.
00:51:19And you'll owe us one.
00:51:21A lot more than one.
00:51:25I will owe you many.
00:51:28Great.
00:51:29So, you're going to help us take down Vaat and Homelander.
00:51:38Oi.
00:51:45Butcher?
00:51:48No deals.
00:51:52I can explain.
00:51:53All right?
00:51:53It's all good.
00:51:54I know what this looks like.
00:51:55With everything that we've been through together, I have never once asked you to trust me.
00:51:59I am asking now.
00:52:01The way you used to trust Lenny.
00:52:05Please, Butcher.
00:52:28Let's go.
00:52:49Let's go.
00:53:22Let's go.
00:53:23Stop.
00:53:26It's suicide.
00:53:30I'll be taking that virus now, thanks, Frenchy.
00:53:32Ain't no fucking way.
00:53:35You took me.
00:53:37It will work on you too.
00:53:54If I were you lot, I wouldn't hang about.
00:54:02Oh, by the way, you're all fucking welcome.
00:54:27We are interrupting our regular reporting with a breaking news story.
00:54:32I'm sorry.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:33I'm just looking to my producers here.
00:54:35Is this confirmed?
00:54:37They're telling me it has been.
00:54:39The vice president-elect, Victoria Newman, is dead.
00:54:44Assassinated today, only hours after revealing to the world that she is super able.
00:54:49Where's Ryan?
00:54:51This was all for him after all, right?
00:54:54What are you doing?
00:54:56Celebrating.
00:54:58We won.
00:54:59Here.
00:55:02Everything's turned to shit.
00:55:04Plan's dead.
00:55:04This is the plan.
00:55:07I mean, sure, a few curveballs.
00:55:10But, uh, we got here.
00:55:12Just had to keep a few bits to myself.
00:55:15You know, the bits you'd fuck up by.
00:55:18You know, being you.
00:55:20Newman would have been a shit patsy.
00:55:21Stubborn.
00:55:22Too many ideas, so I went another way.
00:55:25...of Bob Singer himself ordering the assassination.
00:55:28If you'd killed Newman like I ordered,
00:55:30we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket pool.
00:55:34And now we go live.
00:55:35That's president-elect Robert Singer, taken into custody by federal agents.
00:55:40In an unprecedented turn of events.
00:55:43That is certainly to go down as one of the darkest days.
00:55:49Oh.
00:55:51It's for you.
00:55:56Who is it?
00:55:57Oh, Speaker of the House Calhoun.
00:55:59Once they invoke the 25th, he's next in line to be president.
00:56:02He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you.
00:56:11To me?
00:56:13Just like I promised.
00:56:15We had a deal.
00:56:16Well, I broke the deal.
00:56:18I didn't.
00:56:19I told you.
00:56:21You could trust me, boo.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23I got your back.
00:56:34I threw you out like...
00:56:38...like garbage.
00:56:42Why would you do this?
00:56:45To see if I could.
00:56:52This was so much fun.
00:56:56Just, you know, next time...
00:56:59...listen to me.
00:57:04Next time?
00:57:05Oh, hells yeah, blonde ambition.
00:57:09Buckle up for phase two.
00:57:16Oh, man.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:27Oh, my God speaking?
00:57:28Oh.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:33Oh, my God speaking.
00:57:39hundreds of superheroes
00:57:40nationwide who will report
00:57:43directly to Homelander
00:57:45himself.
00:57:47Thank you, Mr. President.
00:57:53Victoria
00:57:54Newman. She's a great American.
00:57:57My dear, dear friend.
00:57:59Murdered
00:58:00in cold blood by deep state
00:58:02starlighters embedded in our
00:58:04own government.
00:58:06Now that we have full legal
00:58:08authority, the veritable army
00:58:10of superheroes will be called upon
00:58:12to rout these traitors from our government
00:58:14and from our streets.
00:58:17America will
00:58:18be safe again.
00:58:20And to the starlighters, whatever rock
00:58:22you're hiding under, we're coming
00:58:24for you.
00:58:26I'm coming for you.
00:58:29Because today,
00:58:32a new age of superheroes
00:58:34begins.
00:58:44I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box
00:58:51for weeks.
00:58:55I've been drawn into your magnets
00:59:14We wake up to a new world
00:59:16where hope, purity, and Jesus' love shine down upon us all.
00:59:22Where children can sleep
00:59:25peacefully in their mother's arms.
00:59:27No, in starlight's
00:59:29pedo agenda has been thwarted.
00:59:33Hey!
00:59:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:59:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:03Where America finally sees the woke mob for what it is.
01:00:09Monsters who want to destroy our heritage.
01:00:12Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:00:44no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:00:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:00:50no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:00:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:00:58no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:01:10And most of all, we will make America super again.
01:01:45How long have you known?
01:01:47Only since this morning's classified briefing.
01:01:52You were my first call.
01:01:55And the God.
01:02:04You've got to be fucking kidding me.
01:02:08This whole time.
01:02:30This whole time.
01:02:59This whole time.
01:03:34This whole time.
01:03:42This whole time.
01:03:44This whole time.
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