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00:00:05A beautiful, beautiful, spacious skies
00:00:12O'er the light?
00:00:14Yeah, I'll get you back to the world
00:00:17Yeah, I'll get you back to the world
00:00:44Big round of applause for the Samaritans Embrace.
00:00:50I'll tell you, these kids really are a comfort in troubled times, aren't they?
00:00:54Yeah.
00:00:55A time when this country is facing the biggest threat in its history.
00:01:00Starlighters.
00:01:02You know what these crazies want to do now?
00:01:05They want to get rid of superheroes.
00:01:09They want to get rid of me.
00:01:12And then they want to replace you with some godless, non-binary socialists like them.
00:01:19Their depraved leader Starlight commands it.
00:01:22String her up!
00:01:25Love you, pal.
00:01:26I love all of you.
00:01:27And I love this country, so I am not going to let that happen.
00:01:31The Seven is going to fight back.
00:01:33Yeah!
00:01:33All right, here they are, the defenders of real Americans.
00:01:38Deep, A-Train, and Black Noir.
00:01:41I want to rock!
00:01:45I want to rock!
00:01:47I want to rock!
00:01:48I want to rock!
00:01:49I want to rock!
00:01:50I want to rock!
00:01:50Doing too much.
00:01:52Pull it back.
00:01:52Today is a very special day, because The Seven is getting even stronger as we welcome
00:01:59two new members.
00:02:00Put your hands together for Firecracker and Sister Sage!
00:02:11You look great.
00:02:13It really suits you.
00:02:14Welcome, ladies.
00:02:15Welcome.
00:02:18Well, as for that last spot, who knows?
00:02:22But, actually, my son, he did stop those bank robbers the other day.
00:02:27You saw that video, right?
00:02:29So let's just say I might be keeping that last chair warm for him.
00:02:32There's enough here to take down a bull elephant.
00:02:34Ten bull elephants.
00:02:36Not taking any chances.
00:02:38How are you going to get close enough to use it?
00:02:40If I can get Ryan here, I can do something.
00:02:43You just be ready.
00:02:43He's not going to be real happy with us when he wakes up.
00:02:46Grace built the Aslitz safe house with the specific intention of our box and soups.
00:02:50Little old Ryan.
00:02:51Not for long.
00:02:53Then we better work fast.
00:02:54Like when we deprogram them two arsenal lads, eh?
00:02:57And if he doesn't listen to us?
00:03:04Then we keep an eye on elephant till he does.
00:03:07Now listen here, Joe.
00:03:09We'll get Ryan's head clear, and that's it, alright?
00:03:12Nothing about training him up to top homelander.
00:03:15So you said.
00:03:17I mean it, Joe.
00:03:18Would you train your boy up to be a killer?
00:03:20Listen, brother, you don't trust me.
00:03:22Go back to your team.
00:03:25Oh, wait.
00:03:26You don't trust me.
00:03:26No!
00:03:42No!
00:03:46No!
00:03:48No!
00:03:49No!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51No!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54unquote vaccines that they're giving out at the starlight house actually cause autism
00:04:00and and not that cool rain man autism makes you good at counting cards and shit
00:04:04huh yeah really
00:04:07seems like she fell off her jet ski one too many times
00:04:11now that starlight's back leading the starlighters we need her
00:04:14yeah that is gonna shut them up
00:04:16no she's gonna make them louder you're gonna trust me or not
00:04:21is there a problem cause this is a huge day for you
00:04:25but you seem to have something firmly lodged up your asshole
00:04:28the spandexes up my ass and in a camel toe
00:04:31well the whole point was for me to stay behind the scenes
00:04:36you are clearly punishing me for openly disagreeing with you
00:04:39which you said you could handle but clearly you can't
00:04:41you really think i'd be that petty yes i do
00:04:44i mean did it occur to you that it is harder to stage a fucking coup with a million eyes
00:04:48on me
00:04:49popularity is power sister it's a prison listen it's gonna be great
00:04:53okay you're a member of the seven now you're a superhero
00:04:56act like it
00:04:58hey how about a photo with the new girl guys
00:05:00yeah get in here
00:05:01get in there make a sandwich out of her
00:05:03like if she really cared about women
00:05:06why push to let these transgenders into the girls bathrooms
00:05:09because she in no way represents thoughts values
00:05:13because we are on the right side of history here
00:05:16i'm back
00:05:19starlight
00:05:22well pretty cut and dry
00:05:23your mom has power of attorney and she has to execute your dad's wishes
00:05:27right but that directive only applies to a vegetative state
00:05:30my dad's not a vegetable
00:05:32his doctor say so
00:05:34people wake up from comas all the time
00:05:39i'm sorry here there just really isn't anything you can do legally
00:05:43you want my advice
00:05:45just work it out with your mom
00:05:59hey what are you doing here
00:06:01we need to talk
00:06:03um just come in one sec
00:06:14hey welcome to starlight house
00:06:16can i help you
00:06:17where are they
00:06:18i'm sorry who
00:06:19where are the kids
00:06:21the ones in the basement
00:06:23we don't have a basement
00:06:25bullshit
00:06:26firecrackers onto you pedos
00:06:27what are you selling cheese pizza
00:06:29cp
00:06:29child porn
00:06:30okay
00:06:32stay back
00:06:33all right
00:06:34i'm rescuing those kids
00:06:36all right all right
00:06:37oh come on
00:06:40putain
00:06:42frenchie
00:06:43what the hell happened
00:06:45my friend of firecrackers
00:06:47an imbecile
00:06:54okay
00:06:57so
00:06:57how does a chemist know how to disarm a guy like jason fuckenborn
00:07:01i'd say more like jason fuckenborn
00:07:03leon
00:07:04never heard of it
00:07:05when you're a thousand years old
00:07:07okay
00:07:08there
00:07:12you need me to kiss it better
00:07:17i'm fine
00:07:21i can't
00:07:26he had to knock me out too
00:07:39we've got burns
00:07:40and sasha
00:07:42i don't care about our side mitch
00:07:45tell me about the other side
00:07:46how many are still in vaude's pockets
00:07:48214 in the house
00:07:4943 in the senate
00:07:51fucking hell
00:07:52sorry i'm late
00:07:53bob's office must have forgotten to loop me in on this
00:07:58glad you could make it vicky
00:08:00i read the new draft
00:08:01there seems to be an amendment
00:08:03vault's been calling the shots for too damn long
00:08:05thanks to starlight folks are wising up
00:08:08the doj is filing antitrust charges
00:08:11but i say we take it a step further
00:08:13it's time we ban soups from the military
00:08:16from private policing
00:08:17and all other government positions
00:08:19don't you agree
00:08:20of course
00:08:22but i mean we don't want to seem as though we're prejudiced against them either
00:08:24soups are entertainers
00:08:26period
00:08:27end of story
00:08:29so
00:08:29shouldn't we take them off the streets
00:08:31and put them back on the mask singer
00:08:34where they belong
00:08:41absolutely
00:08:56no matter
00:08:59sequel
00:09:02how do you know
00:09:0430
00:09:07here
00:09:15no no no no no no no no
00:09:17absolutely
00:09:18this is a bad idea
00:09:20very bad
00:09:34when do we leave
00:09:38just keep your arms up
00:09:39yeah
00:09:40your 80% limbs
00:09:41use them
00:09:41okay
00:09:43arms are up
00:09:43okay
00:09:45oh fuck that was hard
00:09:47that was like
00:09:4810%
00:09:49of hard
00:09:50yo
00:09:50these new seven picks
00:09:51make any goddamn sense to you
00:09:53i mean sage
00:09:54elon musk has more charm than she does
00:09:56and he's a half android
00:09:58i mean firecracker hates my guts
00:10:00for some reason
00:10:01but outside of that
00:10:02i don't get it
00:10:03something big has happened
00:10:05we need help
00:10:06look i know y'all ain't gonna like this shit
00:10:08i wanna flip a train
00:10:10what
00:10:10you're joking
00:10:11fuck
00:10:12that
00:10:13we turn a train informant
00:10:14there's no bigger fish than him
00:10:15yeah or he could murder you
00:10:17it did help clear your starlighters
00:10:19guys
00:10:19i know when a motherfucker's wavering
00:10:21okay
00:10:21and a train
00:10:22he's right there
00:10:23he's ready
00:10:23one guess what my problem with this might be
00:10:25no
00:10:26no
00:10:26i think we should bring butcher back
00:10:28fuck no
00:10:29and need i remind you who still runs this operation
00:10:31i thought we all had to say
00:10:32i thought that was the point
00:10:34hello
00:10:36you guys wanna ask before you just up and fuck off
00:10:43oh god
00:10:44america
00:10:47where a woman can make it all the way to the seven towers
00:10:52without blowing some dude to get there
00:11:12lamp crimson counters
00:11:24boy
00:11:24brian
00:11:25butcher
00:11:26well better me than some dodgy incel walking vort coin
00:11:29my dad said i'm not supposed to talk to you
00:11:32oh hang on hang on hang on just just give me 20 seconds
00:11:39begin
00:11:40we need to talk
00:11:41we're talking now
00:11:42no no a proper ketchup in real life
00:11:45over at my place
00:11:46maybe
00:11:46come on
00:11:47don't make me pay the six months to live car
00:11:49i mean if you had a one month to live car then that'd be something
00:11:54nice one
00:11:55rick and i deserve that
00:12:05just please think about it
00:12:06alright
00:12:07that's all i ask
00:12:08and we will not be denied
00:12:14it is long overdue for vod and homelander's power to be curved and regulated because they
00:12:22do not have all the power
00:12:24we do
00:12:29i know that i that starlight has been gone for too long
00:12:36but today
00:12:38i'm back
00:12:43starlight is back
00:12:48shit
00:12:51what
00:12:51what
00:12:53i just want you to know that i will forever be your most loyal servant
00:12:58okay
00:12:58okay so anything you need
00:12:59anything
00:13:01i mean anything
00:13:05anything
00:13:07anything
00:13:10anything
00:13:11anything
00:13:11okay
00:13:12okay
00:13:12okay
00:13:12okay
00:13:13okay
00:13:14i studied performing arts at the dog
00:13:16i did cirque de vod at montreal
00:13:18you didn't hire me to stand around like a fucking oak tree
00:13:20what do you need
00:13:21some direction
00:13:22look i'm on an island here
00:13:23okay i have questions
00:13:24but i'm not allowed to speak
00:13:26like no i live in a ninja dojo apartment
00:13:28but best i can tell
00:13:29he didn't know karate
00:13:30i need some intentionality here
00:13:32is there like a playlist i can use to give me inside his head
00:13:35shut the fuck up
00:13:35and everyone take your seats
00:13:43ashley
00:13:43you can go
00:13:45sorry sir
00:13:46this is a meeting of the seven
00:13:47you're not a member
00:13:48but i'm always here
00:13:49i
00:13:49well sage is gonna take over your workload
00:13:51for all intents and purposes
00:13:52she's the new ceo
00:13:57am i getting fired
00:14:00of course not
00:14:00no
00:14:01company still needs a figurehead like ronald mcdonald or buster beaver
00:14:05oh
00:14:06i'm a mascot
00:14:08exactly
00:14:08a mascot
00:14:11okay
00:14:15okay
00:14:16great
00:14:25actually ashley
00:14:26uh there is one thing you can do for me
00:14:30yeah
00:14:30find ryan would you
00:14:32thanks
00:14:33okay
00:14:34sure
00:14:45okay
00:14:46so
00:14:47sage here has some things she would like to address with the girl
00:14:51you've got to be fucking kidding me
00:14:54is mar sleeping
00:14:57oh shit
00:14:58sorry you guys i'm not galactic
00:14:59what the fuck
00:15:02sage
00:15:02a few days ago
00:15:04valuable surveillance footage was taken from crime analytics
00:15:07and given a starlight
00:15:08or some members of her team
00:15:10clearing these two men
00:15:11of murdering three home teamers
00:15:22why is everybody looking at me
00:15:23why is everybody looking at me
00:15:24because it's your department
00:15:25yeah but i didn't do anything
00:15:27i'm gonna need a list of every employee with access to the server room
00:15:31and you are no longer in charge of crime analytics
00:15:34what good
00:15:34okay
00:15:36moving on
00:15:37what's next
00:15:37reactions from today's presentation are coming in
00:15:40very positive
00:15:41ryan's receive offers from teenage kicks and capes were priced
00:15:45well you know
00:15:46the starlighters have started a hashtag called rescue ryan
00:15:52kevin honey is that you
00:15:57yeah
00:15:58it is
00:15:59can you at least open the door and look at me when we're talking
00:16:05what
00:16:06notice anything
00:16:08my tank
00:16:09you forgot to clean it and now there's an algae bloom
00:16:13sorry
00:16:14all right
00:16:14you've been so distant lately
00:16:16and we haven't been intimate in over a week
00:16:20you're working too hard
00:16:21let's take a vacation
00:16:23my cousins live on that reef off nantucket
00:16:25babe how many times do we have to go over this
00:16:27i can't just drop everything and go on vacation okay
00:16:29i have work
00:16:30at least let me spend some time in the aquarium above your bed
00:16:33it's so dark in here
00:16:39just i can't babe
00:16:40are you embarrassed by me
00:16:43no i'm not
00:16:44i'm embarrassed by you okay i've told you that
00:16:47it's just
00:16:47you know
00:16:48it's
00:16:49it's too risky
00:16:51you just tell me what's wrong
00:16:53yeah i'm great
00:16:55honestly babe
00:17:02god i've given him everything
00:17:04i haven't had a doctor's appointment in three fucking years
00:17:08countless utis
00:17:09enough yeast infections to open up panera
00:17:12i don't need this crap you know
00:17:14i went to vanderbilt
00:17:16don't quote me on it but
00:17:17he should leave a floater in his toilet
00:17:19i did it to suzanne and
00:17:21he'd be surprised how satisfying it felt
00:17:24did i give you permission to talk
00:17:25you fucking prom night dumpster baby
00:17:29i'm gonna finally do it
00:17:30i am finally gonna fucking quit
00:17:33disney's been trying to recruit me for years and i am a goddamn girl boss
00:17:38now
00:17:39who wants their balls crushed
00:17:42me
00:17:47sunshine lollipops and rainbows
00:17:50everything that's wonderful is what i feel
00:17:53and we're together brighter than a lucky penny
00:17:58when you're near the rain goes
00:18:00disappears dear and i feel so fine
00:18:03just to know that you are mine
00:18:06my life is sunshine lollipops and rainbows that tie the street
00:18:11rain goes so come on join in
00:18:14everybody sunshine lollipops and
00:18:17now i've got connect 4 and lego
00:18:20plus special little something just for you
00:18:26your mum's recipe
00:18:28world famous some say
00:18:32mom used to bake them every year for my birthday instead of cake
00:18:35cake but no thanks
00:18:37really
00:18:38i'm not hungry
00:18:41all right
00:18:43maybe later then
00:18:47fancy a game
00:18:54it's nothing
00:18:56i'm fine
00:18:58butcher
00:19:01are you
00:19:01scared
00:19:03scared of what
00:19:05to die i mean
00:19:14i'm all right with it
00:19:20you're lying
00:19:22i can tell when you're lying
00:19:26you know
00:19:27maybe this was
00:19:29i just think i should go
00:19:30oh you're right
00:19:33how's your foosball
00:19:37what's foosball
00:19:47huey's guy
00:19:48you jacked my brother's phone
00:19:50cloned it
00:19:50had to get your attention somehow
00:19:52you know i can smear your motherfucking face across this astroturf in three seconds right
00:19:57like you did blue hawk
00:19:58i just want to talk
00:20:00why the fuck would i ever talk to you
00:20:02because you gave starlight that footage
00:20:03i got you on the office camera doing it
00:20:06matter of fact
00:20:07i got so much dirt on you a train
00:20:09i could bury you six dozen feet under
00:20:11but
00:20:13i don't think i'm gonna need to do that
00:20:16and why is that
00:20:17because of those dark circles under your eyes
00:20:19you ain't getting no sleep
00:20:20it makes me wonder
00:20:22what the fuck is keeping a train up at night
00:20:24is it that bullshit white savior movie they got you in
00:20:28or that they put your brother in a wheelchair
00:20:30or
00:20:30guilt
00:20:31of beating three men to death
00:20:32of our planet vaught
00:20:36i knew one of those guys
00:20:37wasn't my favorite person but
00:20:40he was innocent
00:20:44you know what i think
00:20:46i think you spent so much time
00:20:48wearing that stupid ass black power suit
00:20:51pretending to give a shit
00:20:53that something stuck
00:20:55you may have that racist white boy's heart up in you
00:20:58but you got a second goddamn chance
00:21:00to actually give a shit
00:21:03so what you gonna do with it man
00:21:09fuck you
00:21:13sage is already hunting for whoever leaked that footage
00:21:15he's giving a shit just gets you killed
00:21:18true
00:21:20but you're still standing here
00:21:34so what's going on
00:21:43so
00:21:43i
00:21:43i
00:21:43i
00:21:44My gift is for you.
00:22:09Of course not.
00:22:11It's just a slight milong.
00:22:12I'm losing your jeans.
00:22:13I'm fine.
00:22:44More.
00:22:45Dural.
00:22:55Dural.
00:22:57Dural.
00:22:59Dural.
00:23:08Dural.
00:23:09Dural.
00:23:10Dural.
00:23:14Dural.
00:23:28F manipulate.
00:23:50Colin, what are you doing here?
00:23:54Just some family time.
00:23:59I'm sorry.
00:24:04I'm so sorry.
00:24:06No, you're not.
00:24:07If you were really sorry, you wouldn't have kept doing it.
00:24:14No, you're not.
00:24:17No, you're not.
00:24:21No, you're not.
00:24:40Me.
00:24:40I don't hold your choke chain anymore, Zaiji.
00:24:43Nobody does.
00:24:46Hmm.
00:24:47You're free of me.
00:24:49And look at you on your own, complete and utter failure, fucking that boy you orphaned.
00:24:56It's pathetic, all because you cannot accept what you always know to be true.
00:25:04Kill them, every last one.
00:25:08And women and children, you only have yourself to blame.
00:25:12And you're a murderer, a monster, through and through.
00:25:28Here we go.
00:25:49Here we go.
00:26:14Where'd you learn how to play?
00:26:15Down the local pub.
00:26:17Lenny and I had spent hours there while the old man was getting pissed with his mates.
00:26:21Who's Lenny?
00:26:23My little brother.
00:26:24He, uh...
00:26:26He passed away.
00:26:28I always used to let him win.
00:26:31But I ain't making the same mistake with you, Governor.
00:26:34Sorry.
00:26:34Hey!
00:26:36Hey!
00:26:36Haha.
00:26:38That's okay.
00:26:39Everyone at the tower always lets me win.
00:26:43It's no fun.
00:26:51I saw your save on the telly.
00:26:53So you're a big hero now, eh?
00:26:57Not really.
00:26:58Come on.
00:26:59You were a star.
00:27:00Nailed your lines at all.
00:27:05I actually...
00:27:09I accidentally hurt someone.
00:27:13What do you mean hurt them?
00:27:15I was supposed to throw them.
00:27:20But I did it too hard.
00:27:23They gonna be alright?
00:27:31My dad says I shouldn't even care.
00:27:42I get why you don't want me.
00:27:47I wouldn't want me either.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:55Now you listen to me.
00:27:59They're more horrible things I said.
00:28:02I didn't mean them.
00:28:06I have this, uh...
00:28:10I have this habit.
00:28:12See?
00:28:13You're pushing people a long way.
00:28:18Why?
00:28:22Because, uh...
00:28:25Because I'm a bad man.
00:28:30I ain't got no business but one after a kid.
00:28:35That's not true.
00:28:36I...
00:28:41Before...
00:28:42You asked...
00:28:44If I was scared...
00:28:47And the truth of the matter...
00:28:51Is I'm bloody terrified, mate.
00:28:54I'm leaving this world with nothing to show for it.
00:28:58I lost my brother.
00:29:02Your mum.
00:29:05And I could be leaving.
00:29:08Without making things right.
00:29:10With the one part of her that is still alive.
00:29:15And that...
00:29:16That scares me more than anything.
00:29:30I'll be leaving.
00:29:32I don't know.
00:29:40I'm leaving.
00:29:43Why'd you do that?
00:29:44I fucked them up.
00:29:46Put way too much sugar in them.
00:29:53Hey, how about we have another game, eh?
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58Come on, then.
00:30:01Best of three, all right?
00:30:02Give me a best game.
00:30:07So, tell me about your relationship with Starlight.
00:30:10I understand you two were friends.
00:30:13Uh, friends?
00:30:15Um, no, I wouldn't say that we were friends.
00:30:18I mean, we, uh, shared an almond joy from time to time.
00:30:21Our records show you made a phone call to the Starlight house within the past month.
00:30:26So.
00:30:28Um.
00:30:29Are you working with her?
00:30:30Uh, no, I was just, um, donating some clothes.
00:30:34So why is your heart pounding like a little bass drum?
00:30:37I didn't do anything, okay?
00:30:39Oh, okay, let's just all calm down.
00:30:41Okay?
00:30:42You're not in trouble here, Annika.
00:30:45Starlight's a bad guy here.
00:30:46So, look, we're gonna find out anyway.
00:30:49So, you just tell us the truth.
00:30:51We swear you'll be fine.
00:30:54Right?
00:30:56Yes, yes, I, I swear.
00:31:00I, I swear on the life of my son.
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:11Yes, Starlight did call me a few days ago.
00:31:15She just wanted some help tracking.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23She confessed.
00:31:25Leak plugged.
00:31:25You don't think the next word out of her mouth might have been useful?
00:31:30I guess I am that petty.
00:31:31books, everybody.
00:31:32Right?
00:31:37Bye.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:43Bye.
00:31:45Bye.
00:31:46Bye.
00:31:48Bye.
00:32:00Bye.
00:32:01This is fucking insane.
00:32:03You can't actually mean this.
00:32:05I'm sorry, who let you in?
00:32:07Bedroom window.
00:32:09This used to be my place.
00:32:11Yeah, I gotta say, I really hate what you've done with it.
00:32:15You know, when I said debate me, this was one I had in mind.
00:32:18Why me?
00:32:19What have I done to make you hate me so much?
00:32:25You really don't remember me, do you?
00:32:29Of course.
00:32:30I mean, why would you?
00:32:32We were only on the same pageant circuit together for three fucking years.
00:32:36Of course, I was going by sparkler back in those days.
00:32:40Sparkler?
00:32:42Yeah, right, you, um, saying that, God bless America, I meant that I practiced that routine
00:32:49so fucking hard.
00:32:52Never mind, we were too poor to have a backyard to practice in, but I dream that one day I
00:32:59could get good enough to win.
00:33:03Miami-Dade, down to you and me, finals.
00:33:06And then my mom starts doing my makeup and I notice that everyone is snickering at me.
00:33:16You remember why?
00:33:19It turns out you told everyone that I had an ass fuck gang bang with the judges, which
00:33:27was the only way trash like me could ever make it to the final.
00:33:32I was 13 years old, and when I went to you to ask you why, you remember what you said?
00:33:41Look, I was immature and stupid, and my mom taught me to be ruthless.
00:33:46Do you remember what you said?
00:33:54You said that I don't talk to fat sluts.
00:34:02And, uh, not long after that I had to quit the pageant circuit.
00:34:06Cause, not a rumor like that, it really follows you around, and the more you deny it, the more
00:34:14they believe it.
00:34:15I'm sorry.
00:34:16I'm so sorry.
00:34:17It was so fucked up, and it was so wrong.
00:34:22I was jealous, but I'm not that person anymore.
00:34:26People don't change, and everybody thinks that you're so decent, so pretty, and perfect.
00:34:36Hell, you fucking think you're better than everybody else.
00:34:38That's not true.
00:34:39You're damn fucking right it's not.
00:34:42And all that dove, pure angel bullshit.
00:34:45Now I see the conniving little mean girl bitch in there.
00:34:52And when I'm done, the rest of the world's gonna see it too.
00:35:16Here's your peppermint latte.
00:35:18Why, thank you.
00:35:19Happy holidays.
00:35:20Excuse me?
00:35:22Don't you mean Merry Christmas?
00:35:24We say happy holidays because the holidays should be for everyone.
00:35:28But Christmas is for everyone.
00:35:31It's the most magical day of the year.
00:35:36Now you can't say Merry Christmas, just happy holidays.
00:35:42Or maybe just season's greetings in a million different neutered ways.
00:35:49They've forgotten it's his birthday, and how they came from near and far.
00:35:54They canceled all the shepherds.
00:35:58The wise men and the star.
00:36:01The father, the son, and the holy spirit.
00:36:04The birth of Christ, he needs to hear it.
00:36:09You still know Annie?
00:36:10No.
00:36:12No.
00:36:13No.
00:36:13Fuck.
00:36:14What?
00:36:15Where the fuck is everybody?
00:36:16All I got is you?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17One.
00:36:18Thanks.
00:36:19That's heartwarming.
00:36:20And two.
00:36:21I don't get it.
00:36:22I mean, Vought on Ice?
00:36:23This doesn't make any sense.
00:36:24This is the last place Vicky would pick for a meet.
00:36:25I mean, can you just tell me who your source is already?
00:36:32Hey, Train.
00:36:33What?
00:36:33He says she's meeting Homelander here.
00:36:35You fucking teamed up with him, and you didn't tell me?
00:36:37I don't gotta tell you shit, Huey.
00:36:38I made the call, and it paid off.
00:36:40How do you know this isn't a trap?
00:36:42We're leaving.
00:36:43Right now.
00:36:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:44Hold on a second.
00:36:45I'm your motherfucking CO, okay?
00:36:47Which means you don't get a say.
00:36:49You do what I say, and you say yes, sir, as you do it.
00:36:53You got that?
00:36:54Do you have that?
00:36:55Okay, yeah, fine.
00:36:57I'm your motherfucking CO, okay?
00:36:58Yes, sir.
00:36:59Good.
00:37:02Oh, fuck, it's hot as balls up here.
00:37:14Now I'm like six foot three.
00:37:16Why am I the one in here?
00:37:20Oh, shit.
00:37:21Shit.
00:37:22What do you mean, shit?
00:37:24Lumen's here early.
00:37:25It's okay, she's taking cast photos.
00:37:26Just stay calm, but, you know, move your ass.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:34Hey, Zoe.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37I'm good.
00:37:40Teenagers.
00:37:43It's great.
00:37:44Thank you, guys.
00:37:45Thank you so much.
00:37:46The show looks great.
00:37:47Good luck.
00:37:49Hey, Zoe.
00:37:50Zoe, hey.
00:37:52Ten minutes, then we'll get frozen hot chocolate
00:37:53of serendipity, huh?
00:37:55Go.
00:37:56Go sit down.
00:37:57Thanks, guys.
00:38:01Okay, no one's on the move.
00:38:03Plant the bug and get the fuck out.
00:38:05were you good?
00:38:06Am I?
00:38:10What?
00:38:12What?
00:38:12Something to see.
00:38:12Yes, no one's on the move, so you get it.
00:38:13What if you're...
00:38:13...
00:38:37Why is she here?
00:38:39Sage here is a valued new member of the Seven.
00:38:41That's right.
00:38:42You ain't talked to me.
00:38:43You Miss Floribama Shore.
00:38:44Sure know how to pick him.
00:38:46Kid, do you copy?
00:38:47I picked Firecracker.
00:38:49She has something I can't find anywhere else.
00:38:51And what's that?
00:38:52She can destroy Starlight.
00:38:55Lot of effort for a petty rivalry?
00:38:57Starlight's just the first pebble down the mountain.
00:38:59Soon, it's an avalanche.
00:39:01Well, that's not creepy or ominous at all.
00:39:04What does that mean?
00:39:05We're just clearing the way for you, boo.
00:39:07We'll handle Singer after the election's certified.
00:39:10After all, you can't just pop his top.
00:39:12You need plausible deniability when the 25th is invoked.
00:39:15And in return?
00:39:16You disband the Bureau of Superhuman Affairs.
00:39:20Condemn the Defund the Soups movement.
00:39:22Remove all books and teachers I teach critical soup theory.
00:39:25A hero in every town, with legal authority over the police.
00:39:30Then when you get in the Oval, you show the world who you really are.
00:39:35You want me to come out?
00:39:37As a soup?
00:39:38No fucking way.
00:39:40Singer and the military are joined at the dick tip.
00:39:42What happens when they send in soldiers, which they will-
00:39:44Vicky.
00:39:47Why do you want to be president?
00:39:50What, just some unchecked lust for power?
00:39:53Or are you still trying to fucking prove something to Daddy Stan?
00:39:59You really did a fucking number on you, didn't you?
00:40:02I mean, look at you.
00:40:04You hate yourself.
00:40:05You're ashamed of yourself.
00:40:06And you should be proud.
00:40:07We all should.
00:40:08And what about Zoe?
00:40:10Do you want her to hate herself as well?
00:40:12Be ashamed of herself?
00:40:13That's what this is about.
00:40:16We have to do better for them.
00:40:19So what kind of example are you setting by staying in the closet?
00:40:53That's Hugh fucking Campbell. I can smell him.
00:40:55No, wait. You killed Hughie. His team helps me as a suit.
00:40:58Good. About time.
00:40:59Listen to God's only son.
00:41:02The war on Christmas.
00:41:04Whatever the hell don't go on.
00:41:06What the fuck?
00:41:11Want you?
00:41:30Fuck.
00:41:31I'm here!
00:41:41No!
00:41:41Get the fuck outta here!
00:41:43Get the fuck outta the way!
00:42:03Time to go.
00:42:29Why'd you do that?
00:42:33No!
00:42:42Wow.
00:42:43Looks like you two hadn't even shit your day than me.
00:42:54When I was a boy,
00:42:56and my papa brought home prostitutes,
00:43:00he drew me a bath and told me to stay in it
00:43:04till it was done.
00:43:06I sit in lukewarm water,
00:43:09listening to their grunts.
00:43:10Oh, God.
00:43:11That sounds terrible.
00:43:14My fingers turned into prunes.
00:43:17But for that hour, I had no choice.
00:43:20All I could do was stain that path, and that was so nice.
00:43:30Man is condemned to be free because once thrown into this world, he's responsible for everything he does.
00:43:43It's a lot easier shitting on Vaud's decisions and my mom's decisions and everyone's decisions than making my own.
00:43:59Do you ever miss it?
00:44:01Do you ever miss it?
00:44:01Your choice is all made for you.
00:44:04Uh...
00:44:05Pretty sure.
00:44:08Healy has some weed in his desk.
00:44:11I'm gonna...
00:44:20Why?
00:44:21Because I took a few pills like I've done every day of my life.
00:44:31I'm fine.
00:44:32You don't have to worry about me, mon coeur.
00:44:34No, really.
00:44:42What if it's not your business?
00:44:45We're not joined at the hip.
00:44:46We don't have to tell each other everything.
00:44:49Would you want to tell me who was that girl back there in the warehouse with his cars?
00:44:53Huh?
00:44:55We cannot solve each other's problems.
00:44:58No, excuse me, I'm gonna get high.
00:45:05A massive electrical fire broke out this afternoon at Vaud Coin Arena during a tech rehearsal for Vaud on Ice's
00:45:12holiday show.
00:45:13Delaying all concerts, warning events and live interference...
00:45:32Hi, um...
00:45:34How's he?
00:45:35It's the same.
00:45:41Ah...
00:45:48Look, um...
00:45:48My plan was to come in here, you know, fight you bloody over Dad, but, um...
00:45:56I have had a day, and I think what I really just want to know right now is, um...
00:46:04Why?
00:46:08Why what?
00:46:11Why'd you leave?
00:46:14How?
00:46:15How?
00:46:15You know?
00:46:15How...
00:46:16How...
00:46:16Could you leave me?
00:46:28I was, uh...
00:46:31Twenty-two, when I had you.
00:46:34You know, those dimples.
00:46:38But I was depressed.
00:46:44Postpartum.
00:46:47You know, people think depression.
00:46:49They think, oh, so you're sleepy, so what?
00:46:51But it's not like that.
00:46:54It's painful.
00:46:57It hurts.
00:46:59My friends all said I'd give it a month.
00:47:01Six months, a year, but it never went away.
00:47:05But you were always so fun.
00:47:07We'd have dance parties.
00:47:09I never wanted you to see it.
00:47:13But getting dressed was like climbing Everest.
00:47:22And so one night I just took 40 Ambien and tried to kill myself.
00:47:29Thank God I threw them up in the toilet.
00:47:32So the next day I took you to school and I left.
00:47:38I didn't want to.
00:47:40But it was life or death for me.
00:47:50I didn't know that.
00:47:51Why would you?
00:47:54You, um, you never called.
00:47:58I tried.
00:48:01But your dad was so hurt and he didn't want me to confuse you.
00:48:07So eventually I just stopped.
00:48:10I thought, you know, maybe I wasn't cut out to be a parent.
00:48:17And I know you spent a lot of your life hating me and thinking I'm the villain.
00:48:21And I would never ask for your forgiveness.
00:48:28But I'm really sorry, Haley, that I hurt you.
00:48:35I was just fucked up, you know.
00:48:37I'm like everyone.
00:48:51You think that car fentanyl was easy to score?
00:48:54Why didn't you give him the fucking cookie?
00:48:56Boy wants to keep talking.
00:48:57Boy, we don't got a kid in that one.
00:48:59We can just fucking eat him in the way.
00:49:00And who has time for that?
00:49:02You?
00:49:03How long before you drop dead?
00:49:06Hi.
00:49:07CIA.
00:49:08I can find a medical file.
00:49:09The whole world is about to burn, Billy.
00:49:12We need the kid.
00:49:13Need the kid?
00:49:13I fucking told you we ain't turning him into an asset.
00:49:17He ain't ready.
00:49:17By the time he's ready, it'll be too late.
00:49:19Everything will be burnt down.
00:49:23You asked me if I could train up my boy.
00:49:29You're damn right I could.
00:49:30And if he died, I would cry at his funeral.
00:49:33But I would be proud of him for saving the fucking world.
00:49:37Jesus Christ, Chuck.
00:49:37He's 12 years old.
00:49:39And if he takes after his dad, either we figure out how to train him, or we figure out how
00:49:48to kill him.
00:49:58You look fat.
00:50:01Why are you sticking out all in the gut area?
00:50:04Hmm.
00:50:05You don't look pregnant?
00:50:06Nice.
00:50:11Hey, smartass.
00:50:12Where do you get off?
00:50:14Crime analytics was my department.
00:50:16My angel fish and I had a great thing going.
00:50:18I had nothing to do with that leak.
00:50:20I know.
00:50:20I wasn't even...
00:50:21What is that?
00:50:22Is that a Bloomin' Onion from Outback?
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:25You want some?
00:50:26Yeah.
00:50:29Hmm.
00:50:36Shit.
00:50:37Hmm.
00:50:39It's good.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:46Are you doing okay?
00:50:48It's a tough day.
00:50:50Hmm.
00:50:51Hmm.
00:50:53You want to watch Transformers 2?
00:50:55The one with the racist robots?
00:50:58It's funny you mention that.
00:50:59Shy's actually a good buddy of mine.
00:51:00He wants me to be in Honey Boy 2.
00:51:03Script just isn't there yet, though.
00:51:05Oh, yeah.
00:51:06That's tough.
00:51:08You know, at first I kind of thought you were a bitch.
00:51:13But you're actually pretty fucking cool.
00:51:17You're hot.
00:51:19Totally fucking hot.
00:51:21Yeah?
00:51:21All right.
00:51:22Like that?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24No, don't tease me like that.
00:51:25Like that?
00:51:53Where have you been?
00:51:54Sorry.
00:51:55I flew to Coney Island to get those hot dogs.
00:51:58You're lying.
00:51:59No, I'm not.
00:52:00You've been at William Butcher's.
00:52:02I can smell him on you.
00:52:05I wanted to see him.
00:52:08He's going through a tough time.
00:52:10Why do you care when you have everything here?
00:52:13You have a home.
00:52:14You have a father.
00:52:16I've given you everything that I ever wanted, and it's still not good enough for you.
00:52:20Why?
00:52:21You're ungrateful.
00:52:23You go behind my back.
00:52:24You lie to me.
00:52:27Why?
00:52:30Why?
00:52:34Why am I not good enough for you?
00:52:39No, I...
00:52:40It's just Butcher.
00:52:41Butcher.
00:52:42What?
00:52:43You love him so much?
00:52:44When did you get ahead to be your dad?
00:52:45No, I don't want him to be my dad.
00:52:47You're my...
00:52:47Enough!
00:52:49Enough!
00:52:58Fuck!
00:53:00Fuck!
00:53:01Fuck!
00:53:09John?
00:53:13John?
00:53:16Come here.
00:53:24john come here
00:53:28you really made a mess this time tiger
00:53:32come on champ pull yourself together deep breath for god's sakes look at you
00:53:39if you starlighters hate you ryan spent some time with butcher and i boo you're a fucking mess
00:53:45you have to be stronger john for ryan you still need love you're pushing so much love you still
00:53:52crave it no that's not true you're gonna make him weak and needy like you you can still fix things
00:53:58he's your son he hates you he's gonna turn on your blood everyone hates you
00:54:07it's time to overcome this need for love this sickness once and for all
00:54:14you're never gonna be your true self until you transcend your humanity what do i do
00:54:19you need to go back to the start
00:54:28john you need to go home
00:54:36let's put the christ back in christmas raise our voices loud put the christ back in christmas
00:54:45let's make jesus proud cause christmas is for everyone as long as you believe in god's true son
00:54:55shout it out for all to hear put the christ back in christmas this year
00:55:11hear
00:55:28Hear these words, my people, for I was born this day
00:55:34You can't let them forget me, for a fat man and his slave
00:55:39Gotta listen to God's only son, the war on Christmas has begun
00:55:46Whatever the hell the woke mob brings, hark my herald angels sing
00:55:52Hark his herald angels sing
00:55:56Let's put the Christ back in Christmas, raise our voices loud
00:56:02Put the Christ back in Christmas, let's make Jesus proud
00:56:08Every Muslim can you sit or do, you can celebrate Christmas too
00:56:15So say his name you know so well, that way you won't burn in hell
00:56:21Put the Christ back in Christmas, put the Christ back in Christmas
00:56:26Put the Christ back in Christmas, this year
00:56:45Amen Jesus
00:57:04Amen Jesus
00:57:06Amen Jesus
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