#nostalgia #tvcommercials #videogamecommercials #gamingcommercials #oldvideogamecommercials #90scommercials #90sads #1990scommercials #2000scommercials #2000sads #2001commercials #1991 #1992 #blockbuster #tacobell #nintendo #nintendocommercials #mcdonalds #dailymotion #youtube #facebook #twitter #twitch #motiongraphics #deezer #tv #dlive #instagram #stream #motion #twitchstreamer #fightingmentalillness #twitchclips #twitchretweet #twitchaffiliate #twitchshare #ant #scribaland #tiktok #greece #spotify #gelio #games #vimeo #google #motionmate #youtuber #greekquotes #vhs #fullmovies #fullmovie #Music #Video #Funny #Gaming #Viral #Trending #Movie #Trailers #Sports #News #Entertainment #Education #Howto #DIY #Travel #Food #Animals #Cars #Technology #Science #top #acharliebrownthanksgiving #timetraveltv #charliebrown #2000 #a #animated #movie #movies #anime #videogames
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:27The End
00:30Float, and the name originated right here
00:32in Seattle.
00:45Hmm.
00:45They got further last year.
00:47I forget. Is dog birthday a national
00:50holiday? Well, right now it's confined to this
00:52room, but I'm trying to take it national.
00:54I have a meeting with Congress tomorrow.
00:56How do you get a meeting with Congress?
00:57I said I was a lobbyist for the
01:00APWDBUD.
01:01The Association of People Who Drink Beer
01:03and Use Dynamite? Exactly.
01:06Congress is trying to squelch
01:07their freedom of speech. Freedom of speech?
01:10What exactly are people who
01:11drink beer and use dynamite trying to
01:13say? Usually it's something like
01:15I'm sorry about what happened to your mobile
01:17home, Bobby Joe, but it's not what
01:19they say. It's their right to say it.
01:22It is? Not really.
01:23It's just an excuse to talk to Congress so I can
01:25push my idea for National Dogbert
01:27Day. We'll return to the Pinecone
01:30Celebration after the body count.
01:32Now we join Babe
01:33Gets What's Coming to Him already
01:35in progress.
01:37How does one celebrate Dogbert Day
01:39aside from wearing uncomfortable hats?
01:42Ratbert?
01:47On Dogbert Day, any child who has been
01:50good all year gets the shoplift for an
01:52hour. I think good behavior should
01:54be rewarded. The traditional
01:56Dogbert Day feast is the bald eagle.
01:59I wanted something special.
02:00The traditional music of Dogbert Day
02:02is a drum solo played on your own
02:04skull with spoons.
02:08Do you think anyone
02:10will catch on to the fact that the
02:11entire Dogbert Day holiday is
02:13designed for the sole purpose of being
02:15annoying? No one caught on when I
02:17invented National Secretary's Day.
02:19I wondered who came up with that.
02:21Ah!
02:23Ah!
02:24Ah!
02:26Ah!
02:27Ah!
02:27Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:29Ah!
02:29Ah!
02:29Ah!
02:30Ah!
02:32Ah!
02:33Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:40Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:43Hey, you broke my window.
03:47It was already like that.
03:49What are you talking about? I watched you do it.
03:51Well, it looks like we have one of those he said, she said situations.
03:55I also have it on videotape.
03:59So it's a he said, she said grainy video situation.
04:03I'll have fingerprints and DNA in a second.
04:15You've got quite a list of priors here, Dick.
04:25Now it's going to be awkward every time I see him in the hallway.
04:34Sign the Secretary's Day card for Carol and run it around.
04:37Have you ever wondered who came up with Secretary's Day?
04:40Who comes up with any of this garbage?
04:42Here, I've got a card for Jennifer's wedding, a congratulations card for Mike's baby,
04:48three birthdays, and a gender change operation card that says,
04:51get well, and then on the inside it says, hung.
04:55Cute.
04:56I signed those already.
04:58Here.
04:59Whoa, nice try.
05:00But I already signed it.
05:02You know the rules.
05:02You have to find the next person on the routing slip.
05:05All right, all right.
05:09Let the hunt begin.
05:13I hate holidays.
05:18Hey, Dick old buddy, it's your turn to sign this Secretary's Day card.
05:50Well, there you are, Dilbert.
05:51The meeting's just starting.
05:55Can we go now?
05:57Now, now, loud, Howard, I know.
06:00We're all anxious to start the long weekend and get on with our vacation plans.
06:04What long weekend?
06:06There isn't a holiday for two weeks.
06:08I think that's what makes it long.
06:10Shut up, Dilbert.
06:11You're keeping me off the slopes.
06:13Be sure to ski near the trees.
06:15It's more fun that way.
06:16Can we go now?
06:18No, Howard, we have to start the meeting.
06:21Hey, a sports bra.
06:22Can I have that?
06:23So, you're letting them play sports now.
06:26Oh.
06:27That's the same sound made by the mongoose before it swallows its prey, the rhinoceros.
06:36Sometimes it takes months for a mongoose to digest one of those beautiful creatures.
06:42It's quite a sight.
06:42You know, that's the best time to bag a rhino.
06:44They can't see you coming once they're inside the mongoose.
06:47A mongoose is the size of a cat.
06:49And they hibernate.
06:51Did you know that?
06:52Can we go now?
06:54No.
06:55Not quite yet.
06:56Though, for the life of me, I'm not sure why.
06:59Does anyone know why I called this meeting?
07:01Anybody?
07:02I'm asking for volunteers.
07:06I have something to say.
07:08Oh.
07:10We have too many holidays.
07:12We have more holidays than days.
07:14And if we're not celebrating a holiday, we're either planning for the next one, or we're
07:19recovering from the last one.
07:21We spend all our time giving cards to people we don't know, decorating cakes for people
07:26we don't care about, or buying presents for people we don't even like enough to have
07:30as friends outside of work.
07:32That reminds me.
07:33Thanks for the cufflinks.
07:34Oh, you're welcome.
07:35It seems that someone invents a new holiday every day.
07:39Holidays that don't make sense, for reasons that we don't understand.
07:42It's made all holidays meaningless.
07:45I've always loved Groundhog Day.
07:48Those little guys are so cute.
07:50Before you shoot them.
07:52Is there some point here?
07:53Yes.
07:54The reason we can't get any work done around here is because we don't have any non-holiday
07:59days.
07:59So, you think we should work nights instead?
08:04Can we go now?
08:06I am totally preoccupied with my upcoming vacation.
08:09No point in fighting it.
08:10Meeting disp...
08:15Boys, you ought to get out there.
08:16Live a little.
08:17If you need me, I'm reachable in Africa.
08:19Just call Africa and ask for me.
08:22I told them to expect your call.
08:26How come you didn't leave with the rest of them, Ashok?
08:28On my salary, I can only afford to take vacations within the building itself.
08:34This year, I have saved up enough money to spend five days in the handicapped toilet of
08:38the fifth floor gentleman's bathroom.
08:40It is part of a restroom hostel program.
08:42So, I guess it's just you and me at work tomorrow.
08:44No, just you.
08:45My vacation commences in ten minutes.
08:47But feel free to visit me.
08:49There is always room for guests.
08:50Should I bring anything?
08:52Potato salad would be nice.
08:56They move the holiday to a Monday, so it's a three-day holiday.
09:00Then they want to leave on Friday to take full advantage of it.
09:03But everyone's leaving on Friday, and everyone wants to beat the traffic, so they leave on
09:07Thursday.
09:08And if you're leaving on Thursday, why not Wednesday night?
09:10And you can't come back on Monday.
09:12That's still a holiday.
09:12And you can't come back on Tuesday, because everybody comes back on Tuesday, so you outsmart
09:18everybody, and you come back on Wednesday.
09:20So now, you're leaving on Wednesday, and coming back on Wednesday, and suddenly, a one-day
09:25holiday is now a week.
09:31Well, I guess I'll call it a day.
09:34This Secretary's Day, show your assistant how valuable he is by ordering him to buy flowers
09:40for himself at Honey Bee Florist.
09:43And don't forget, tomorrow, the entire city will be closed down for the Priapism Awareness
09:47Parade.
09:48I'm being holidayed to death.
09:50I can't work.
09:52I can't listen to music.
09:53I can't use the highway.
09:55A regularly scheduled program, Dr. Lorna calls you a moron.
09:58Won't be aired today, because Dr. Lorna went on holiday without telling anyone.
10:02In her place, we bring you the Senate subcommittee hearings on, oh, something.
10:07I, uh, yield my time to the, uh, distinguished senator from one of those states that, uh, don't
10:13deserve roads and schools.
10:14Answer.
10:16Now, middle devil, what I hear is, you're off on the thought you're asking a bad man and
10:24die by a good guy.
10:25Now, is that the answer you can?
10:27I don't know if the rest of you heard it, but I think he just confessed to being a communist.
10:32I'm not a communist.
10:34I yield the senator's time to myself.
10:37You can't do that.
10:38It's against the rules.
10:40All in favor of changing the rules and just maybe getting a huge soft money campaign contribution
10:45in return?
10:46Say aye.
10:47Aye.
10:48Aye.
10:48Aye.
10:48Aye.
10:49Aye.
10:49Aye.
10:50Aye.
10:50Aye.
10:50That's better.
10:51Now, I'd like you all to sign a bill making Dog Bird Day a national holiday and cancelling
10:55all other holidays.
10:57I thought you said you were a lobbyist for the Association of Beer Drinking Dynamite Users.
11:02Now, that I support.
11:03I don't know about this holiday thing.
11:05It's a package deal.
11:07I added the Dog Bird Day bill as a rider to the Beer Drinking and Dynamite Freedom bill.
11:12Does anyone have a match?
11:14Here you go, son.
11:15If this sort of thing ever gets outlawed, it'll be a slippery slope.
11:19Thanks!
11:19I make a motion that we vote on the national Dog Bird Day bill.
11:27I fail to see how eliminating all the other holidays is good for Rhode Island.
11:33I, for one, would miss all the fireworks and the Easter bunnies and the New Year's Eve
11:38parties where I get drunk and depressed and do things I don't remember but always regret.
11:44I propose an amendment that would add all of the holiday traditions to Dog Bird Day.
11:48Dog Bird Day would have cheap, tacky gifts, dangerous fireworks, visits from unpleasant
11:53relatives, corny parades, bad barbecues, you name it.
11:56Mmm, that sounds like it would be complicated and incredibly frustrating for everyone.
12:01I'm all for it.
12:03You have my full support.
12:04Down with big government!
12:07All in favor, say aye.
12:10Aye!
12:11Aye!
12:11Aye!
12:12Aye!
12:13Aye!
12:15Aye!
12:16Aye!
12:17Aye!
12:18Aye!
12:20Next on 4040, we talk to Dog Bird, who convinced Congress to cancel all holidays in favor of
12:31one holiday, Dog Bird Day.
12:34We'll also hear from his critics.
12:39Dog Bird, in your own words, what motivated you to create Dog Bird Day?
12:46I think it stems from my religious belief that everyone exists for the sole purpose of entertaining
12:51me.
12:52Dog Bird, you little devil!
12:54I hope you rot in hell!
12:56You put us all out of business!
12:58There's a perfect example.
12:59There ain't no pot of gold at the end of your rainbow!
13:02There's a pot of crap!
13:04You've ruined me!
13:06I've got a whole workshop full of starving reindeer, and I don't know where half of my elves
13:11have gone!
13:13No!
13:15Where am I going to get work now?
13:17I'm a specialist!
13:19Oh, gross!
13:24Up yours, Cupid!
13:26Get that back!
13:28Lay off, cotton-ass!
13:33Whoa!
13:34I haven't got a pot to...
13:47It's always a bit tense around the Dog Bird Day holiday.
14:00Dog Bird Day has always been my favorite holiday.
14:04Well, the virgin sacrifice, the senseless slaughter of endangered species.
14:08Oh, I remember...
14:09You know, when I was a child, the first time my dad gave me the jewel-encrusted dagger to
14:16plunge into the heart of the young virgin.
14:18Her name was June, I think.
14:20At one time, we had talked of marriage, but when she was dead, we rarely spoke of it anymore.
14:24It's funny how life works out.
14:25Uh, just a minor point of clarification, Dog Bird Day is a brand new holiday.
14:31It's never been celebrated before.
14:33Well, Christmas had its Scrooge, and now Dog Bird Day has its Dilbert.
14:38Gotta go!
14:38Gotta do my Dog Bird Day shopping!
14:40Ooh!
14:40You'll never guess what I got you.
14:42Never!
14:42Go ahead, guess!
14:43I don't know.
14:44I'll give you a hint.
14:46It's made of paper, and it tells a story.
14:48I don't know, a book?
14:50Well, I hope you're happy you've ruined your own surprise.
15:00And what would you like for Dog Bird Day, little lady?
15:03You're not Dog Bird!
15:05No, but I'm one of his many bitter and underpaid helpers.
15:09What?
15:10You tell me what you want, and I'll make sure you get it.
15:14Just give me your address and leave the door to your house unlocked tonight.
15:19Help!
15:20No!
15:25Hey, no cutting in line!
15:26I'm not cutting in line.
15:28I was here.
15:29You were supposed to save my place.
15:30I don't know you.
15:32Oh, thanks.
15:33Do you mind if I stand behind you?
15:35Sure.
15:36Hey, no cutting in line.
15:38It's okay.
15:39He said I could stand behind him.
15:40He can't give permission to stand behind him.
15:43In fact, the case law is very ambiguous about people you let in front of you.
15:46Well, calm down, fella.
15:48Where is your Dog Bird spirit?
15:50Good question.
15:51Maybe I'll call the manager.
15:53What manager?
15:55There's no manager.
15:56People always think there's a manager.
15:58Some magic manager who's gonna put things right.
16:01Well, there's not.
16:03Whew.
16:08Hey.
16:09What?
16:09No cutting in line.
16:10I was here.
16:12How could you be here?
16:13I was here.
16:14I don't think so.
16:15Was he here?
16:16I don't know.
16:18Looks like it's your word against his.
16:20I am not letting this happen.
16:22You lost your place.
16:23I didn't.
16:24Back of the line, buddy.
16:26Hey, don't forget your gift.
16:47I got you.
16:48No.
16:52No.
17:00You lost my gift.
17:01No.
17:18I'm blind.
17:19I can't see.
17:57Are you getting out?
18:01You know, I think this is the best Doddburg Day Parade we've ever covered.
18:05Hey, just a little trivia.
18:07Did you know that those huge balloons are filled with balsa wood?
18:10Well, I thought it was Helium.
18:13Well, aren't you a piece of wood.
18:19Alice, can you pick up the pace?
18:21I want people to see what I look like with my ears blown back.
18:28Mmm, that is excellent potato salad.
18:31I have never had better.
18:32It's the dill pickles.
18:34Do not leave here without giving me that recipe.
18:36Ashok, can I ask you a question?
18:38Ask away.
18:39I am on vacation and have all the time in the world.
18:42What I'm wondering is, how can you be so happy?
18:45Why wouldn't I be happy?
18:46Well, you're an intern who earns so little you have to take your vacation in the restroom.
18:51That is true.
18:52And no one gives you any respect whatsoever.
18:54Oh, you got me again.
18:55And your family is in India, you have to spend the dog bird day holiday without them.
19:00Not that they're missing much.
19:02It's the most meaningless holiday ever invented.
19:04What time is it, my friend?
19:06It's 4.45.
19:08That means it's almost 7 a.m. at my parents' home in India.
19:11They will be awakening soon.
19:13In a few minutes, as they have every day since I was born, they will wake up and think of
19:17me.
19:18I will be in their thoughts all day.
19:20Do you think of them all day, too?
19:22No, I am often caught up in the hustle and bustle of cubicle life.
19:25Sometimes I need a reminder.
19:27Sometimes I need a dog bird day.
19:43We're stuck now.
19:44Nothing to do but wait.
19:47Ramming speed.
19:58Well, it's not my fault.
19:59I'm just the drummer.
20:11It appears that dog bird's float is attacking the smaller crippled float.
20:16And dog bird has never looked finer.
20:18His cape and crown were designed by Aliponzo.
20:22I didn't think you'd have time to stop by today.
20:25I wouldn't forget my own mother on dog bird day.
20:28The dog bird float is now crushed float from the PTA, the Joie de Vie French Club, and the Senior
20:32Citizen Republican Party.
20:34But I think we'd all agree that dog bird does look better with his ears blown back by the wind
20:38like that.
20:39You know, I hate all the stuff leading up to the holidays, but I do like the holidays themselves.
20:45It gets a little hectic and a little commercial on the surface.
20:48And underneath that, it's all hollow and meaningless, too.
20:52But underneath that, yes, underneath all the layers of hollowness and crassness and vulgarity and commercialism,
21:01underneath all that, there is a warmth and a spirit to the holiday season.
21:07You're right.
21:16Lord, help me!
21:24It's so cool.
21:27You know, this is the best dog bird day ever.
21:37They say the trick is to marinate it overnight.
21:40That's what gives it the flavor.
21:46Did you marinate this?
21:47No, I just slapped it with a spatula till it stopped trying to get away.
21:52That's my own little trick.
21:53You won't see that in any fancy cookbook.
21:56At least I think you won't.
21:57I haven't actually checked.
22:12The end of the season is episode 3.
22:29This is a special podcast game.
22:29You
Comments