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00:00:07The most powerful are not above the law.
00:00:10Homelander has provided evidence of crimes committed by Stan Edgar.
00:00:13Vicki, I'm glad you chose your own kind.
00:00:15If we need to fight him, will you help me?
00:00:17Okay, I'm in.
00:00:18A-Train told me about your little plots.
00:00:21Alex!
00:00:22Oh my God!
00:00:23What's PCL read?
00:00:24The thing that killed Soldier Boy.
00:00:25Hello, hello.
00:00:26You must be Nina.
00:00:27I'm after a particular weapon.
00:00:28We just gotta do a little job for her.
00:00:31I wanna try something.
00:00:32She's no power.
00:00:33She's punishment.
00:00:34Evening, cunts!
00:00:38Why are you doing this to yourself on purpose?
00:00:41You're better than this kid.
00:00:43Soldier Boy.
00:00:46There ain't no team for me to hold together no more.
00:00:48Hold her head up, Prince.
00:00:49Come on, girl!
00:00:53What's up?
00:00:54What's up?
00:00:57So, as you know.
00:00:59Man, we've demonstrated your reputation.
00:01:01Oh.
00:01:02And this is concerning to what we need.
00:01:06Man...
00:01:07Oh.
00:01:09Man!
00:01:14Man!
00:01:15I want to pray for you.
00:01:18I want to pray for you.
00:01:22I want to pray for you.
00:01:25I want to pray for you.
00:01:26How is she?
00:01:29She's evil for now.
00:01:35I want to pay attention to the procedure
00:01:38on January 24th.
00:01:39The subject will demonstrate
00:01:40the radiation.
00:01:44How the fuck's that cunt stop breathing?
00:01:4620 sieverts of radiation,
00:01:48sulfuric acid cocktails,
00:01:50more or less shoved Chernobyl
00:01:50right up his arse.
00:01:56I wager that's how he got
00:01:57him nasty new powers.
00:02:10Listen mate, we can't hang about here looking for him.
00:02:13Right?
00:02:13He's Ivan's problem now.
00:02:15We've got to get Kimiko on.
00:02:17So proper doctor.
00:02:18You don't give a shit about Kimiko.
00:02:22Or anyone else.
00:02:23Oh, come off it mate.
00:02:24Look, I took a fucking drug.
00:02:26And in case you forgot, I just saved your life.
00:02:32You killed gunpowder, didn't you?
00:02:35Did you use your little laser eyes?
00:02:37You're too fucking right I did.
00:02:39And I felt good.
00:02:40For once, I leveled the fucking playing field.
00:02:43But you, the whole point of what we do,
00:02:48the whole goddamn point,
00:02:52is that no one should have that kind of power.
00:02:55Well, ain't that just fucking fairies
00:02:56and dancing dildos, eh?
00:02:58I happen to live right down here mate,
00:03:00on planet Earth.
00:03:07Oh, fuck.
00:03:09Looks like Kermit the Frog had a right wank in your mouth.
00:03:11No, I'm good.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:16So I see.
00:03:21What?
00:03:27Nothing.
00:03:34I know these are difficult times,
00:03:36but with the greatest humility,
00:03:38I accept your nomination as CEO of Vought International.
00:03:44You know, my mother used to say,
00:03:46before she died of cancer when I was 17.
00:03:49Okay, Ashley, that's enough.
00:03:50Let's not bring the room down.
00:03:52Apologies, sir, of course.
00:03:53Hello everyone, sorry I'm late.
00:03:55Thank you so much for coming up to 99,
00:03:58the mountain to Muhammad, as it were.
00:04:03Okay.
00:04:04Seeing as it's my very first board meeting,
00:04:07I thought perhaps we'd start by going around the room
00:04:10and giving you all a chance to introduce yourselves.
00:04:13Bill Marsh, and I for one would like to thank you, Homelander,
00:04:16for giving me the opportunity to serve this board
00:04:19at such a pivotal moment in Vought's history.
00:04:22Pat Willis, sir.
00:04:23You've rid us of Stan Edgar and restored honesty,
00:04:27integrity and innovation to this corporation.
00:04:29One question.
00:04:31With the changes around here,
00:04:33our EBITDA margins will drop a tiny bit.
00:04:35How do you want to handle that on the earnings call?
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:45Maureen.
00:04:47Is there something you want to get off your chest, Maureen?
00:04:50Sorry, sir?
00:04:52Do you think you know better than me?
00:04:54I don't know.
00:04:55Maybe you think you should be sitting in my chair,
00:04:57and I should be sitting all the way down there in yours.
00:05:01Oh, God, no, sir.
00:05:03I'm sorry.
00:05:04I was just...
00:05:05It was stupid of me.
00:05:07I'm so stupid.
00:05:08And you're so great.
00:05:10And, uh...
00:05:13Maureen, you're embarrassing yourself.
00:05:14You should go.
00:05:20So who's next?
00:05:21We look forward to working hand-in-glove
00:05:25under your tremendous and competent...
00:05:31It was an honor to lead Crime Analytics for the past 13 years.
00:05:36But all good things must come to an end.
00:05:39And the Vought board decided it was time for a change.
00:05:42So, allow me to introduce you to the new head of Crime Analytics.
00:05:48The Deep.
00:05:53Thank you for your service, Barb.
00:05:56Let's hear it for Barb.
00:05:57Come on.
00:05:57She did great.
00:05:59As someone with no practical experience, it's amazing.
00:06:03Look, it's always been a big dream of mine.
00:06:05To be able to fight crime.
00:06:08Both at sea...
00:06:09And on land.
00:06:12I'm here to tell you...
00:06:15If you work hard enough, there's nothing you can't achieve.
00:06:18Hashtag dream big.
00:06:20Real big.
00:06:21Because Vought will make sure the right man...
00:06:24Er...
00:06:25Sorry, Barbara.
00:06:26Right person...
00:06:28Gets the job.
00:06:29So, to break the ice, we brought...
00:06:32Cupcakes.
00:06:33Cupcakes!
00:06:34From Sprinkles.
00:06:35That's right.
00:06:36Oh, and one more thing.
00:06:37Everyone just needs to sign up for, uh...
00:06:39Performance reviews.
00:06:41Heh.
00:06:41Just a formality.
00:06:42Nothing to worry about.
00:06:44Hmm.
00:06:44Is this a clue in the freelance?
00:06:48Watch your head.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50She'll be up and about in no time.
00:06:52We'll see you in the morning, yeah?
00:06:53Fuck you.
00:06:59Hey.
00:07:04You still got me?
00:07:08Ay, che malo.
00:07:10Hoy fue el funeral del Supersonico.
00:07:12Tragically relapsed into an opioid addiction, just as he was slated to join the Seven. Not since Len Bias has
00:07:18a public figure been lost to a drug overdose on the cusp of the next...
00:07:22Hey!
00:07:23Um...
00:07:24Hey.
00:07:24Come here.
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I'm so fucking sorry.
00:07:32I shouldn't be here.
00:07:33It's not safe for you.
00:07:35I don't care.
00:07:36It's okay.
00:07:37Huey.
00:07:39Homelander killed Alex.
00:07:40He fucking murdered him.
00:07:43And it's all my fault.
00:07:44Hey.
00:07:45It is not your fault.
00:07:47Come here.
00:07:48Come here.
00:07:49Come here.
00:07:50We got Charleston Chew.
00:07:51We got Almond Joy.
00:07:53Bit of honey.
00:07:54There's White Claws in the fridge.
00:07:56Some of that gross lavender bath bomb shit in the tub.
00:08:01I know this doesn't make this any better, but I just...
00:08:04Let me take care of you for a second.
00:08:07Tell me you found it.
00:08:11Moscow was a dead end.
00:08:13I'm sorry.
00:08:16No weapon or gun or anything.
00:08:20Fuck.
00:08:21Then what killed Soldier Boy?
00:08:24Look, you know what?
00:08:24I'm gonna get you a White Claw.
00:08:28Uh, Huey.
00:08:30Your arm is broken.
00:08:31Where the hell is your cast?
00:08:32You're really gonna want a White Claw.
00:08:36Wow.
00:08:37All right.
00:08:39Gonna have another one.
00:08:42Um...
00:08:42Just...
00:08:43I'm just trying to get a beat on what part you're most upset about.
00:08:46Is it the part where Soldier Boy's loose in Russia?
00:08:48Or the part where I took some temporary Compound V?
00:08:53Um...
00:08:54It could be both parts.
00:08:56Uh, all the parts?
00:08:57I told you right away though, right?
00:08:59That's...
00:08:59That's...
00:09:00No secrets.
00:09:01That's gotta be worth some points.
00:09:02You want points for not lying to me?
00:09:05I...
00:09:06Would like to retract that statement.
00:09:08Um...
00:09:09Huey, you shot up an untested drug from VOD.
00:09:13You could have gotten yourself killed.
00:09:15We don't have any more.
00:09:16And even if we did, I wouldn't take it.
00:09:18It...
00:09:18It was awful.
00:09:19Like the...
00:09:20The hangover.
00:09:22All of it.
00:09:23Just...
00:09:23Absolutely hated it.
00:09:27You loved it.
00:09:28I fucking really loved it.
00:09:29It was awesome.
00:09:30I mean, you know me.
00:09:31If a guy in the car next to me gives me a dirty look,
00:09:33I'm like fucking Dom Toretto taking off trying to get away from him.
00:09:36Cause I'm quick and I'm all about family.
00:09:38But...
00:09:39In Russia...
00:09:40I...
00:09:41I wasn't scared.
00:09:42I...
00:09:42I...
00:09:43I saved M.M.
00:09:45Me.
00:09:46I could like...
00:09:48Teleport.
00:09:49Teleport?
00:09:50Yeah, I just...
00:09:50I knew how to do it.
00:09:52I just clenched my butt and...
00:09:53And I jumped and...
00:09:55No, Huey.
00:09:56That was stupid and dangerous.
00:10:01I can't lose you two.
00:10:05Oh God, I'm sorry.
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:08You're right.
00:10:10It's over.
00:10:15So...
00:10:16What do we do now?
00:10:19I don't know.
00:10:20But whatever it is, we'll figure it out together.
00:10:25It's you and me against the world, right?
00:10:29I love you.
00:10:31I love you too.
00:10:38Hey, Dmitry, where did you send the information?
00:10:40There's a lot of stress.
00:10:43I'm sorry.
00:10:44We're not loving it.
00:10:45We're not loving it.
00:10:45We're not loving it.
00:10:46We're not loving it.
00:10:46You're not loving it.
00:10:47Let's go.
00:10:47We're not loving it.
00:10:52I'm sorry.
00:10:54I'm sorry.
00:11:05I'm sorry.
00:11:12I'm sorry.
00:11:29I'm sorry.
00:11:31I'm sorry.
00:11:39You're not loving it.
00:11:41I'm sorry.
00:11:43I'm sorry.
00:11:43I'm sorry.
00:11:43I'm sorry.
00:11:43I'm sorry.
00:11:51No, thanks.
00:11:53I've been sober four months, asshole.
00:11:57It's been a year for me.
00:12:07No.
00:12:12What about home Lenders, son?
00:12:15No.
00:12:17It'll be years before I didn't take him on.
00:12:21How about that plane video?
00:12:23I mean, I know it wouldn't be so brilliant for you,
00:12:26but at least it would pull back the curtain on the cunt.
00:12:30It would send him over the edge.
00:12:33He'd end up killing a million people.
00:12:38The video was always a bluff.
00:12:43Not to me, it ain't.
00:12:48I thought I hated the guy.
00:13:00I've done them all.
00:13:02Kobe, Memphis, Mac.
00:13:06Ain't nothing like this.
00:13:11It used to be months of live work to tell you on a suit.
00:13:15Gunpowder.
00:13:17Not even a New York minute.
00:13:21Must have felt good.
00:13:24I hated everything.
00:13:29No.
00:13:32The V just made me more.
00:13:36Me.
00:13:41With great power comes the absolute certainty
00:13:45that you'll turn into a right cunt.
00:13:48I mean, that's the thing, right?
00:13:49You're all just people.
00:13:50All of the V does is just
00:13:53amp up all that shit that's already inside.
00:13:57Your lot,
00:13:58just a bunch of warning nuclear erections, huh?
00:14:01And it's not just Homelander.
00:14:03I mean, you've fucking all got to go.
00:14:10Every fucking last
00:14:13one of you.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:43You still think you're too good for me?
00:14:59Wow.
00:15:00I got it.
00:15:17Girl,
00:15:36Chocolate limes
00:15:38For when she wakes up
00:15:42I pray she pulls through
00:15:48Ten dead Russian soldiers
00:15:54A classified lab destroyed
00:15:56Three of my contacts in the Kremlin have disappeared already
00:16:00You know, Sergei, there is this absolute natural law
00:16:04The law, it says, you do not fuck me, I fuck you
00:16:09It was Monsieur Charcutter who came to you
00:16:13Made a deal with you, take it up with him
00:16:15I don't know him, I know you
00:16:18You're the one who introduced us, you're the one who pays the debt
00:16:22You work for me now
00:16:23You know, before you abandoned me for a butcher
00:16:28You always wrung your hands
00:16:30Oh Nina, I cannot kill, it's like acid to my heart
00:16:34Yet you always did
00:16:45You do it today
00:16:50She's just a child
00:16:51It's never stopped you before
00:16:55Call me when it's done
00:17:08My dear
00:17:10My dear
00:17:12Hey
00:17:23How are you feeling?
00:17:28How are you feeling?
00:17:44I don't know
00:17:45I don't know
00:17:45It's a soldier apart
00:17:52Why are you smiling?
00:17:56I don't know
00:17:57I want you to leave
00:18:02I want you to leave
00:18:10You want to leave
00:18:34can i help you supersonic trusted you and you got him killed
00:18:39i don't know what you're talking about you fucking coward why are you so desperate to be with
00:18:44people who hate you congrats from lindsey graham he's such a good slicker anyway i hope you know
00:18:58how much homelander appreciates your loyalty now more than ever he needs people he can trust
00:19:03so to thank you for being a team player homelander has agreed to a meeting with you and blue hawk
00:19:09okay great thanks yeah i'll just pop outside and get him what like right now hi hey thanks
00:19:18for coming on such short notice hey train hey big fan cool yeah blue hawk i wanted to talk
00:19:30to you about your patrols and training a little excessive
00:19:36says who well a lot of black folks no no this has nothing to do with
00:19:46african americans you and me both trained with coach brink at school we were taught to dominate
00:19:51totally yeah but you're mostly just doing it in in black neighborhoods and you don't want people
00:19:57to say that you're being racist right you know it's actually racist to call somebody racist
00:20:05what is this is this like a canceled thing am i being canceled
00:20:15what can i do to make this right wouldn't take much i don't know make an apology or some shit
00:20:21what a great idea thank you for saying that i'm sure homelander would really really appreciate that
00:20:27blue hawk hey name the time and place
00:20:33it is so important to do the work to have the difficult conversations this is so great you guys
00:20:42you
00:20:51you
00:21:21I don't know.
00:21:56I'm not just like the rest of you, I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better, I am better, I'm not
00:22:10apologizing all the time. Hey, baby. Daddy. You ready? Yeah. All right, go get your backpack.
00:22:18She can't stop talking about this science center trip.
00:22:26Todd, you got Janine watching this guy? I know, I know. His language gets a bit salty, but it's good
00:22:34for her.
00:22:36How is this good for Janine? Um, because he's America's greatest hero who saves thousands of
00:22:43people. He's standing up to the crooks, the corporations, and the legacy media. Hey,
00:22:48you friend me on Facebook, I'll send you some stuff. Todd, I don't want Janine watching any more
00:22:53of this garbage. Do you understand? Ready. Why? Janine loves Homelander. He's her favorite. Isn't
00:22:58that right, sweetie? Because Homelander is a psycho piece of shit. That's why. Daddy. You want to
00:23:03pull it back in front of the kid there, Marvin? It's not the kid. She's my daughter.
00:23:08We have breaking news this hour. An explosion just rocked Midtown Manhattan. Early reports
00:23:14indicate 19 are dead. The NYPD and Bureau of Supervision.
00:23:31Baby, I'm sorry, but Daddy's got to go. No, Daddy, I want to go to the science center.
00:23:37Did I do something wrong?
00:23:44No, baby. I'm sorry.
00:23:50The NYPD and Bureau of Superhuman Affairs are calling in the work of an unknown super villain,
00:23:56but this time we're still waiting for one of the biggest...
00:23:58Hey, Wander. Did you hear me?
00:24:02Sorry? What?
00:24:03I said, we need to handle this. Now.
00:24:10Yeah, of course we do. Okay. So, book slots on all the Sunday shows. Tell them that there's
00:24:17nothing to worry about. Not a thing. We got everything under control.
00:24:20That's smart. So smart.
00:24:21Jesus, I meant that we need to stop this guy.
00:24:24Could you watch your fucking tone, please, darling?
00:24:29I'm sorry. I just, I mean...
00:24:34Don't you think that maybe the best way to handle this is to find him?
00:24:40I never thought of that. Obviously.
00:24:43God. Okay, so why don't you go and do that?
00:24:45Run along and save the day.
00:24:47Meanwhile, the grown-ups, well, we got to worry about the share price and the EBITDA margins.
00:24:52Okay?
00:24:57Thank you so much.
00:25:01Hey, it's me. Tell me this isn't who I think it is.
00:25:05Probably exactly who you think it is.
00:25:06Oh, my God.
00:25:08Look, we're coming up on the site now. Can your crime analytics people look for him?
00:25:11I'm on it. Just be careful, Haley.
00:25:29Lucky now.
00:25:32Huey?
00:25:34Ivy?
00:25:35Hey.
00:25:37Uh...
00:25:38Morning, morning.
00:25:39Is Vicki here?
00:25:41She's on her way.
00:25:42Didn't you break your arm?
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45Um, yes.
00:25:46It turns out it's a bad sprain, so I'm okay.
00:25:49I'll see you later.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:53Okay.
00:26:08Oi.
00:26:13Still think he's the Reds' problem?
00:26:16All right.
00:26:18Easy, mate.
00:26:19Fuck you.
00:26:20I'll find him myself.
00:26:22And what you gonna do when you find him?
00:26:25Right?
00:26:27He's well out of your league, son.
00:26:31You need help.
00:26:32You need us.
00:26:35How are you talking about what a cunt I am another time?
00:26:40But right now, let's just focus on the job at hand.
00:26:44Let me help you with soldier boy.
00:26:47I owe you that much, and then you don't gotta see me none more.
00:27:00Knowing you, you already got a lead.
00:27:02What's that fucking do?
00:27:04Look at where we are.
00:27:08The legend.
00:27:10Not a bad soldier boy paid him a visit.
00:27:18Do you want the other half?
00:27:20No, no.
00:27:21Not right now, thanks.
00:27:22You were saying?
00:27:23To find the guy, we'd have to comb through every CCTV camera in the city.
00:27:28It'd take a dozen analysts working double shifts.
00:27:30Okay, then let's do it.
00:27:33Where is everyone?
00:27:35We are everyone.
00:27:37Deep fired most of the department.
00:27:38What?
00:27:40Why?
00:27:41They had some tweets over the years.
00:27:42He said we're critical of Homelander.
00:27:43Said he only wants team players.
00:27:48Can I have that half?
00:27:58Too many t-shirts.
00:28:01Everybody.
00:28:03Reg!
00:28:03Hey!
00:28:04What you doing here, man?
00:28:18What the fuck?
00:28:19He wants to apologize.
00:28:21He came with you?
00:28:21And the camera crew?
00:28:23Come on, man.
00:28:23Listen, you get a public apology.
00:28:25Vought gets some publicity.
00:28:26It's a win-win.
00:28:27Just spring this shit on me.
00:28:30What's wrong, Joe?
00:28:31Isn't this what you wanted?
00:28:32For me to use my platform to help the community, right?
00:28:37Five minutes.
00:28:40All right.
00:28:47Sorry, sorry.
00:28:48It's the metal in my helmet.
00:28:55All right.
00:28:56To the residents of Trenton, thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak with you today.
00:29:01As you know, superheroes often have to make, like, split-second decisions when fighting crime.
00:29:06And I apologize if any of mine have been perceived as being racist.
00:29:13But that is not who I am, okay?
00:29:15Just ask my friends, many of whom are, uh, are black, like A-Train.
00:29:22I do not see color.
00:29:24I only see crime.
00:29:27And as a sign of my commitment to you all, I am donating $10,000 to this community center.
00:29:34What about what you did to Raymond Tucker?
00:29:37Well, he was a criminal.
00:29:39He was unarmed.
00:29:40Would he have done the same thing to a white guy in Mill Hill?
00:29:43I go where the crime is.
00:29:44And the crime just happens to be in black neighborhoods.
00:29:49That's not my fault.
00:29:50All right, all right, you know, yeah, that's enough.
00:29:51We're done here.
00:29:52Just say sorry and we can get out of here.
00:29:54You know what?
00:29:55Do your research.
00:29:56Like, blacks commit a disproportionate number of murders.
00:29:58How about all the black men you murdered?
00:30:00How about you tell me why they were so fucking aggressive?
00:30:02I was acting in self-defense.
00:30:04They have powers.
00:30:04They don't.
00:30:05Black lives matter.
00:30:06Fuck you.
00:30:07Walk away.
00:30:08Walk away.
00:30:10All lives matter.
00:30:12All lives matter.
00:30:14Soup lives matter.
00:30:16Soup lives matter.
00:30:17Soup lives matter.
00:30:18You fucking ingrate.
00:30:19Shut the fuck up.
00:30:22Fuck you.
00:30:26Stupid fuck.
00:30:28Shut the fuck up.
00:30:29Get the fuck up.
00:30:30Stop it.
00:30:32Stop it.
00:30:35Stop it.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:39Why?
00:30:42Hey.
00:30:46Hey.
00:30:49Just leave it.
00:30:50What?
00:30:52Leave the goddamn Clams Casino at the door.
00:30:55This ain't Grubhub, motherfucker.
00:30:57Open up.
00:31:00Marvin.
00:31:01Marvin.
00:31:04See, you still got this piece of dog shit stuck to your boot?
00:31:07Oh, go do one.
00:31:08You're with it, old cunt.
00:31:10This is Huey.
00:31:11Huey, you know who this is?
00:31:14You don't even know who I am.
00:31:15Read a fucking book, kid.
00:31:17This.
00:31:18This is a legend.
00:31:21That's, uh, quite a nickname.
00:31:23No, it's not a name.
00:31:24It's a level.
00:31:27Imagine we need to talk.
00:31:29Not him.
00:31:30You'll behave.
00:31:31You got my word.
00:31:33This is important.
00:31:35You owe me.
00:31:53Is that you and Roy Scheider?
00:31:54That's at the Chateau.
00:31:56After the Marathon Man premiere, Roy Scheider, Dustin, Angelica, Big Chief Apache.
00:32:00That whole night's still a little cloudy to me.
00:32:02But if you ask Army Archer, I was balls deep in Golden Geisha and Marlon Brando was apparently
00:32:09balls deep in me.
00:32:11What?
00:32:12That's gay now?
00:32:13Fuck you.
00:32:14Who cares?
00:32:14What's the difference?
00:32:15Anyway, after that, I got Marlon to cut his quote on that Steel Knight picture.
00:32:19So, I ask you, who fucked who?
00:32:23He was here, wasn't he?
00:32:25Hmm?
00:32:26Oh, no, I'm good.
00:32:27I'm full.
00:32:28I have cocaine.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:31See, now, Vought is all demo points and audience testing, thanks to those backstabbing fucks,
00:32:37Edgar and Stilwell.
00:32:39And yes, I know she's dead.
00:32:41Fuck her anyway.
00:32:42So, the legend was the VP of hero management over at Vought before Stilwell came in.
00:32:46He helps us out from time to time.
00:32:48He really doesn't know who I am.
00:32:50See, when I was in charge, you go with your gut.
00:32:53That's when heroes were heroes, not these stage-managed silicone dolls.
00:32:58I've never even seen Homelander sweat, let alone Buttercher and have to cast a Falcon
00:33:04Crest at the Beverly Hills Hotel, which I did.
00:33:07Two words.
00:33:09Shannon Tweed.
00:33:11Legend.
00:33:12Soldier Boy came to see you.
00:33:15I need to know what he said.
00:33:16What are you, crazy?
00:33:17Marvin.
00:33:17He's a fucking doornail.
00:33:19So, who's that coke for?
00:33:21That's just me.
00:33:22I'm writing my memoir.
00:33:23It's gonna be really dynamite.
00:33:26So, you know, I'm burning a candle at both ends.
00:33:28I swear.
00:33:28I swear on my kids' lives.
00:33:30Hugh hates your fucking kids.
00:33:31So would you if you met him.
00:33:33So, if I ran the prints on that mirror, who would I come up with?
00:33:37Huh?
00:33:39Don't worry.
00:33:40Soldier Boy's not gonna trace this back to you.
00:33:42Trust me.
00:33:43Oh.
00:33:44Trust you.
00:33:46Like I trusted him.
00:33:48You forget what happened last time I helped?
00:33:50The underage hooker sting on electroshock?
00:33:53Oh.
00:33:54You can't trust a man like that.
00:33:57Everything and everyone he touches turns to shit.
00:34:00Well, you can trust me to bash your fucking brains out with that lady.
00:34:03Ranger, please.
00:34:08Look, I'm the one you trust.
00:34:10Now, you know what Soldier Boy did to my family.
00:34:12And you know because you okayed the cover-up.
00:34:15Shit.
00:34:16I okayed a million cover-ups.
00:34:18And they're all tearing you up.
00:34:20So just make this one right, will you?
00:34:28I thought I was staring at a ghost.
00:34:30But it was him.
00:34:31He had a fucked-up beard, maybe.
00:34:34But he hadn't aged a day.
00:34:36Wait, so he doesn't get old?
00:34:37Like Stormfront?
00:34:38We kept that under wraps.
00:34:40Though it got a little fishy when he starred in that Love and War picture with Phoebe Cates.
00:34:44He was 63.
00:34:45She was 19.
00:34:47Oh, fuck.
00:34:47Remember Entrapment?
00:34:49Connery.
00:34:49Bangzita Jones.
00:34:50He was like a thousand.
00:34:51Why was Soldier Boy here?
00:34:53Came to pick up his super suit.
00:34:55I held on to it.
00:34:57You know me.
00:34:58I'm sentimental.
00:34:59Although I did actually wear the suit once for Kelly.
00:35:01Kelly LeBrock.
00:35:02By the way, her too.
00:35:05You know what Kelly LeBrock?
00:35:06Fucking Google it.
00:35:08Big L.
00:35:09Big B.
00:35:09The other letters.
00:35:11Small.
00:35:11So did he tell you where he was going next?
00:35:13Or that he was going to blow up a fucking restaurant on 59th?
00:35:16Who the hell knows why talent does what they do?
00:35:18That's why they're talent.
00:35:24He also came for his girlfriend's address.
00:35:28He's headed there.
00:35:30Crimson Counties.
00:35:34Why?
00:35:36I didn't get the feeling it was going to be a happy reunion, but I don't know.
00:35:41Maybe you can go there and find out.
00:35:44But mostly, get the fuck out of here.
00:35:49Today's attack on 59th Street.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:51How great a threat is America facing?
00:35:53Oh, no threat whatsoever.
00:35:54No, truly.
00:35:56It is a stretch to even call this guy a supervillain.
00:35:59The Storm Chasers, Stormfront supporters, said on 4chan that this whole thing was an attempt by Stan Edgar to discredit
00:36:05you.
00:36:05Right.
00:36:05Yeah, well, look, I don't know anything about Storm Chasers, but, uh, look, I can understand why they might think
00:36:11that.
00:36:12The minute we free Vought of the corruption and the lies and this happens.
00:36:16I mean, the timing is, uh, very convenient.
00:36:20Smells like a false flag.
00:36:21Well, you said it, pal.
00:36:23Not me.
00:36:23And what do you say to the mayor who wants to, uh, impose a citywide curfew until the terrorists are
00:36:28captured?
00:36:29America is safe.
00:36:31Okay?
00:36:31It is safe.
00:36:32So, everyone, get out there, go to your restaurants, and, uh, go to your movie theaters, and, and live your
00:36:39lives.
00:36:39Have fun, okay?
00:36:41You think it really was Edgar and the mayor?
00:36:43Maybe Jake Tapper.
00:36:46He's trying to fuck with me.
00:36:48Make me look ridiculous.
00:36:52Or maybe you're just a paranoid, malignant narcissist who thinks everything is about you.
00:37:01Well, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you, though.
00:37:06And you, Maeve.
00:37:11You're out to get me, aren't you?
00:37:17What are you talking about?
00:37:19William Butcher.
00:37:21It's smelling all over you.
00:37:23You really won't do anything to hurt me, won't you?
00:37:28So.
00:37:30What are you and William cooking up, hmm?
00:37:35Maybe you two brought that supervillain to town.
00:37:38Oh, John.
00:37:39John!
00:37:40Come on.
00:37:42You're talking crazy.
00:37:45I'm not cooking anything up with Butcher.
00:37:48Let's talk about this.
00:37:49Oh, she's dare fucking John, Maeve.
00:37:52I gotta weasel your way out of this.
00:37:55You know the real tragic thing in all of this?
00:37:59Is that more than anyone, I knew what it was like for you.
00:38:04Swarmed everywhere we went.
00:38:06Every little mistake, front page news.
00:38:08It is lonely at the top, yes.
00:38:10But at least we had each other.
00:38:13We were lonely together.
00:38:15And I loved you.
00:38:17In my own way.
00:38:23But you.
00:38:26What happened?
00:38:28Was anything about us ever real?
00:38:31Hmm?
00:38:46From the start, I hated you.
00:38:55But what's more, I fucking paid you.
00:39:03You're completely and utterly alone.
00:39:06You're getting old and bitter.
00:39:10You pitied me.
00:39:17I mean, that's actually kind of funny, don't you think?
00:39:25Hey.
00:39:28You want to know something else that's funny?
00:39:36Frenchy's not answering.
00:39:37Kimiko's out of commission.
00:39:38Soldier Boy's already got a head start.
00:39:40We're gonna need some backup.
00:39:44And here it is.
00:39:48I thought you were out.
00:39:49Nipped into the Duane rig.
00:39:50Got some more, didn't I?
00:39:53No.
00:39:54I know how you feel about this shite.
00:39:57But it's Soldier Boy.
00:39:59So why don't you come down off your right horse just this once, eh?
00:40:09My dad wouldn't want it.
00:40:11Your dad would die out of a dodgy ticker.
00:40:13Sue and Vaughton never get in nowhere.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:16Him.
00:40:17You know, he also said,
00:40:18if you don't draw the line somewhere,
00:40:21how the hell are you gonna know where you stand?
00:40:24I ain't drawing no line.
00:40:26Which is why we got to.
00:40:29I'm in.
00:40:30Give me some.
00:40:31Kid, didn't you just hear a goddamn word I said?
00:40:34I mean, who do you guys want?
00:40:35Do you guys want gawky, weak, freaking the fuck out, Huey?
00:40:39Or do you want strong, confident, handling a shit, Huey?
00:40:43With it, I can actually help.
00:40:45Without it, I'm...
00:40:47I don't know, probably dead.
00:40:58Ladd can think for himself.
00:41:13I am so sorry, Ms. Barrett.
00:41:15What the fuck did he do to Maeve?
00:41:17That's all right, Gregory.
00:41:18Maeve is at the Global Wellness Retreat in Malibu.
00:41:21Asking for help?
00:41:22It's just not easy.
00:41:23And she is just truly brave Maeve, isn't she?
00:41:27Mm-hmm.
00:41:28I want to speak to her right now.
00:41:29Unfortunately, the facility requires a digital detox for their patients,
00:41:32but I'm sure you can leave her a message.
00:41:34God damn it, Ashley!
00:41:36We can't let him do this.
00:41:38Who are you referring to?
00:41:41He is out of control.
00:41:44Yesterday, it was supersonic.
00:41:46Today, it's Maeve.
00:41:47Tomorrow, maybe it's me or you.
00:41:52Look, I know you're scared.
00:41:55I am too, but this CEO job, it can't be worth your life.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:07I don't have powers.
00:42:09You don't need powers.
00:42:11You just need to be human.
00:42:15Please, where is Maeve?
00:42:18Is she even alive?
00:42:22Look, Starlight, I...
00:42:32I am CEO.
00:42:33Next time, make a fucking appointment.
00:42:45There's been severe damage to the thoracic and lumbar regions of the spine.
00:42:50Lacerations to vertebrae T6, T7, T8, and T9.
00:42:53The damage is so severe that Nathan will never walk again.
00:42:59You know, to think that my donation to this community would be met with such intolerance,
00:43:06you know, by a few Antifa thugs and bad apples, just breaks my heart.
00:43:10Just breaks it.
00:43:21I'm chipper all the day, happy with my love.
00:43:28How do I get that way?
00:43:32Look at what I've got.
00:43:37I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:43:45I've got daisies in green pastures, I've got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:43:55I...
00:43:58I've got...
00:44:00rhythm.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:08Doctor, come.
00:44:10She speaks.
00:44:13I got rhythm, I got music, I got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:44:22I got daisies in green pastures, I got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:44:30Old man trouble, I don't mind him, you won't find him, round my door.
00:44:38I got starlight, I got sweet dreams, I got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:44:46Who could ask for anything more.
00:45:10Old man trouble, I don't mind him, you won't find him.
00:45:17Round my door, I got starlight, I got sweet dreams, I got my man who could ask for anything more.
00:45:27Who could ask for anything more.
00:45:36Who could ask for anything more.
00:45:39Old man trouble, I don't mind him.
00:45:43You won't find him, round my door, I got starlight, I got sweet dreams, I got my man who could
00:45:51ask for anything more.
00:45:51Well, I think I need cafΓ©, do you want cafΓ©?
00:45:55Yeah, I'll be right back.
00:46:00I'll be right back.
00:46:09I'll be right back.
00:46:12I'll be right back.
00:46:39I've already got commitments from the orangutan from Dunstan Chexac.
00:46:42And the capuchin from Outbreak.
00:46:45Technically those aren't chimps.
00:46:47No, but they're famous.
00:46:48They're gonna be real draws.
00:46:50I worked with that Outbreak monkey once, he's very good.
00:46:52I'm telling you, there is no other place in the world a monkey will want to be than right here.
00:46:57Uh, I love our little chats, you know, but, you know, meter's running, so...
00:47:00Hold your horses, there comes a lot 779.
00:47:04Yes, Countess.
00:47:06Did you get them?
00:47:08Sure did.
00:47:10Wow.
00:47:11Those are much bigger than I thought they would be.
00:47:16Let's warm these bad boys up.
00:47:19And I'll get out of this itchy suit.
00:47:23Get ready.
00:47:33Oh, God, it hits the spot every time.
00:47:37Fucking sexy.
00:47:39You like that?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:43You want it?
00:47:44I'm ready.
00:47:50Get that spandex down and start popping those things in there.
00:47:55What the f-
00:47:57What the f-
00:47:58What the hell?
00:48:01Where'd you go?
00:48:02I'm almost...
00:48:04Oh!
00:48:05Oh!
00:48:06Oh!
00:48:08Oh!
00:48:11Oh!
00:48:12Oh!
00:48:21Probably not the dumb sub rumble you fancy tonight, yeah?
00:48:25What the fuck's up with him?
00:48:27We ain't here to hurt you.
00:48:28But I am gonna tell you something.
00:48:30I don't want you to lose your shit.
00:48:34What?
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Your lover boy's on his way here.
00:48:40Soldier boy.
00:48:42He's alive.
00:48:51How do you escape her, Marsha?
00:48:54Oh, that's interesting.
00:48:57You knew the Ivans had him all this time.
00:48:59I gotta get out of here.
00:49:00Okay.
00:49:02Untie me right now.
00:49:03He's gonna kill me.
00:49:05He's gonna kill all of us.
00:49:07Why?
00:49:07What'd you do?
00:49:08Fuck you.
00:49:09Alright?
00:49:10Let me go, or we're all dead.
00:49:12Trouble in paradise, eh?
00:49:14Don't you worry, darling.
00:49:15We got a big fish to work.
00:49:18And you're the worm.
00:49:20Is this a joke?
00:49:22Is this a joke?
00:49:25Come on.
00:49:26Let me go.
00:49:28Come on, guys.
00:49:29Let me go.
00:49:31Come on, guys!
00:49:34Thanks.
00:49:35Here.
00:49:36We're sure Holotan'll work?
00:49:38Look that way in the Reds video.
00:49:39We knock him out, we keep him out,
00:49:41then we figure out what to do with him.
00:49:43What the hell's going on?
00:49:48Annie, what are you doing here?
00:49:50M.M. called me.
00:49:52Did he?
00:49:52I just told her we might need some backup.
00:49:57That's all.
00:50:00You shouldn't be here, alright?
00:50:01It's dangerous.
00:50:02It's too dangerous for me.
00:50:03What about you?
00:50:04Oi, you lot.
00:50:06Take your little tiff somewhere else.
00:50:08We're on the job, yeah?
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:10Uh...
00:50:11Over here.
00:50:14But I just don't understand why you wouldn't call me for this.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:22Look, you...
00:50:22You're probably gonna be mad.
00:50:25But I promise no more secrets.
00:50:27Right?
00:50:29So...
00:50:31Oh, my God.
00:50:34Huey!
00:50:35Hold one sec...
00:50:36You found more V.
00:50:37It's temporary V.
00:50:38It's temporary, okay?
00:50:40I'm not an idiot.
00:50:41I-I know it's sketchy.
00:50:42I've seen train spotting, but...
00:50:44It's Soldier Boy.
00:50:45I mean...
00:50:46What else was I supposed to do?
00:50:47You were supposed to call me.
00:50:48Yeah, and what if you got hurt trying to save me, Annie?
00:50:51I would never forgive myself.
00:50:53But now you don't have to, okay?
00:50:54I can handle myself.
00:50:55I can finally save you for once.
00:51:00I don't need you to save me, Huey.
00:51:06I need you.
00:51:33No.
00:51:45What'd you do?
00:51:47I know you're never gonna forgive me.
00:51:50But you left me no choice.
00:51:53Why?
00:51:55I can't draw on no lie in him.
00:51:59Not with what I could do.
00:52:03I'm sorry.
00:52:05You'll be right in the morning.
00:52:30You're that asshole from the lab.
00:52:33That's right.
00:52:35I'm the asshole that let you out.
00:52:37Russian poor to lose, eh?
00:52:39You want to Karnus' head on a spike, don't you?
00:52:42Wish these are near.
00:52:44Yours for the taking.
00:52:47Consider it...
00:52:48A gesture of good faith.
00:52:50Good faith for what?
00:52:57I was thinking that you and I, we'll come to a little arrangement.
00:53:03What you lot call...
00:53:05Team up.
00:53:12Ben?
00:53:14Is that really you?
00:53:21You look so young.
00:53:24You don't.
00:53:27What?
00:53:28I'm so, so sorry.
00:53:31It wasn't my idea.
00:53:33God, you gotta believe me.
00:53:35I...
00:53:35How much did the Russians pay you?
00:53:39Hmm?
00:53:42They didn't.
00:53:44They didn't.
00:53:49They didn't pay you anything.
00:53:55I loved you.
00:53:58All those years...
00:54:02That they burned me.
00:54:04And the thing...
00:54:06Pumped me full of poison.
00:54:09I held on to the hope...
00:54:10That you would come.
00:54:14That you would save me.
00:54:20Because I still loved you.
00:54:24I didn't love you.
00:54:27I hated you.
00:54:31We all did.
00:54:35I...
00:54:45I...
00:54:46Ali, please, just go.
00:54:48Let us handle this.
00:54:48You can yell at me in the...
00:54:52That is not my...
00:54:56I know how.
00:54:59I'm sorry, rob your fist.
00:55:01It's a myth.
00:55:11what happened is he hurt keep an eye on him he's had four or five minutes of
00:55:18no you fucking roofied him
00:55:43what are you doing
00:55:49nanny listen we wanted a weapon soldier boy's our weapon he's how we kill homelander and newman
00:55:56maybe if anyone's strong enough he is you knew butcher was gonna do this
00:56:02man never would have gone for it and you look you weren't supposed to be here oh so
00:56:10no more secrets huh you're teaming up with a murderer this is the only way that i can
00:56:20save you from homelander i'm doing this for you whatever it takes remember
00:56:31come with us
00:56:35you and me against the world
00:56:36yui
00:56:49please don't go
00:56:54so
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