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00:00You
00:41come on just come with no please no fucking way this may be their last reunion tour ever
00:51yeah fucking hope so they're the best band oh come off it look i ain't stupid if you really
00:59want to go by your front row seats you take rachel i don't want to take rachel i want you
01:04to come with
01:04me i would be forced to chop my fucking ears off i might miss everywhere oh yeah then i would
01:10just
01:10have to clean it up you would yeah smart ass you love it do i you do yeah
01:38oh lord oh lord
02:00this dog gonna strike sooner it's gonna come over people
02:07god knows my life can't let me go i go to the welfare what the welfare says
02:33i don't know god knows that will never do
02:49yeah poor pralosoma in the strike god knows god knows i don't know what i'm gonna do
03:10morning deputy director
03:16how did you get in here
03:19you're like the fucking mold on my laundry room tiles you scrape it off comes right back
03:27sounds like you got a little bit of a moisture problem love security please
03:32i can stop them getting soups in the military what makes you think i care
03:36personally i can't wait until they're in syria
03:40yeah i'll bet
03:44last week a train mainline before the big race this fuck buddy pop claw
03:50pinning the same stuff they call it compound b it's some kind of booster a steroid for
03:55soups checks them right up now word gets out that soups are nothing but a bunch of juice junkies
04:00no one's gonna want them in national defense
04:03mm-hmm got a sample
04:07not yet
04:09this could be heroin it could be anything
04:13you don't trust me
04:14susan i am shocked and saddened by that
04:16really i'm sure speaking of which i haven't seen translucent around anywhere
04:23you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you
04:26cunt's invisible it could be standing in that fucking corner plugging one out right now for all we know
04:32look
04:34you think soups are cunts now
04:35you just wait till they're wearing camera
04:38i mean what's to stop sergeant homelander from killing a couple hundred thousand chinese
04:42how are you gonna chime for war crimes
04:44he's gonna murder the bloody lot of us before he steps one foot in the hague
04:47i mean you might as well hand the bloody launch keys over to vault right now
04:56you're really working this one huh
04:59just being an upstanding citizen love
05:01oh i know
05:04okay
05:06you get me some hard proof
05:09something actionable that i can use
05:12and maybe
05:14i'll throw you a few bucks
05:15for your operating costs
05:23but if you fuck me on this
05:25for the rest of your life
05:26you'll be drinking your own piss at a black site
05:30say you understand
05:34see now susan
05:36this is why i never went anywhere with us
05:38you can't have two alpha males
05:40cause inevitably someone
05:41say you fucking understand
05:46i understand
05:49remind me
05:50what was our deal
05:51what
05:52what was our fucking deal
05:54go to hell
05:55i already told you a train runs the compound
05:57yeah it runs the compound bee to the noodle shop on division
06:00we've been up on it all week
06:02and we ain't seen fuck all
06:03well wherever he's going
06:04it's around there
06:05because every time he leaves with a bee
06:07he comes back with the sesame noodles
06:08that's all i know
06:09well you better be right love
06:11or you and your dearly departed landlord
06:14are gonna find yourselves on pawn hub
06:15in the fatal cunning lingers section
06:17you son of a bitch
06:18if you even
06:25sorry baby just works
06:26it's been a motherfucker lately
06:27you know i much rather be at home
06:29rubbing on them toes
06:30than out here breaking up yard fights
06:31but you know
06:32brother got to get paid right
06:33oh most definitely
06:35payday comes
06:36we're gonna be all up in k jewelers
06:38tearing it down
06:40champagne showers
06:43i know i know i'm just kidding
06:45all right sweetheart
06:46talk to you
06:53say something
06:57you know jean paul sartre said
06:59marriage
07:00stifles are essential male urges
07:03john paul sartre also died an old lonely motherfucker
07:06not to mention his girl was shacking up with some other dude
07:09we they were free to explore
07:11explore what
07:12gonorrhea
07:14come on frenchy
07:16why work so motherfucking hard
07:17if you don't have somebody to go home to and sleep next to at night
07:20well i go to sleep next to someone different
07:22every night
07:23yeah that's cause you are old lonely fucker too
07:25and you're gonna die by yourself
07:26hmm
07:27well if you and monique have something so pure
07:29why are you lying to her about where you are
07:42them
07:42new low guy
07:43he is picking
07:45by the time we see something
07:47wi
08:05come on
08:06what
08:06are you
08:28We've got to go in there, don't we?
08:30I don't be scared for you.
08:31Will you stop calling me that?
08:33I think it's six feet tall.
08:44I don't want to go in there, I don't want to go in there.
09:09I don't want to go in there.
09:40Frenchie, look for the view.
09:49Frenchie, come on, let's go.
09:50Check these boxes.
09:55Come on, Frenchie, what are you doing?
09:59Are you deaf?
10:12Who's that?
10:13I think we should let her go.
10:15No, no, no, no, no, uh-uh.
10:16We're here for the V and we get out.
10:18This isn't a rescue.
10:20You sound like Butcher.
10:22I sound like a motherfucker that wants to be breathing.
10:27God damn it, Frenchie, what?
10:31Look at that!
10:32Look at that!
10:40Oh, my God!
10:44Oh, my God!
10:44Oh, my God!
10:55Oh, fuck!
10:57You, let's go!
10:57Let's go, you!
10:58Come on!
11:24A couple weeks ago, we were all getting, we were all getting wasted in the common room.
11:28Um, it was like Super Bowl, I think.
11:34I don't know, maybe I was just drunk, but, you know, I tried.
11:41I, I really tried to talk to the guys.
11:48How about dolphins?
11:51Dolphins.
11:53I mean, you know in Japan that they hunt down and slaughter 20,000 dolphins a year?
11:57Intelligent animals.
11:59Yeah, that have regional accents and great sense of humor.
12:04I mean, they're, they're hilarious.
12:08Yeah.
12:10And that night, I trained.
12:13I thought it'd be funny to stick a blow-up dolphin in my bed.
12:18With lipstick on its blowhole.
12:21You know, real creative pricks.
12:26I'm sorry.
12:29That must hurt.
12:32Yeah, I, I, I'm the diversity hire.
12:37I'm a joke.
12:40I mean, yeah, I can talk to fish, so what?
12:44How often do you need to be saved by a school of salmon?
12:49Kevin, that's just not true.
12:52Where would that Carnival cruise ship be without you?
12:56Yeah.
12:58I know.
13:02Okay, I need to self-actualize, show more confidence.
13:08After all, who are you?
13:11I'm one of the seven.
13:12And what does that mean?
13:14You can do anything I set my mind to.
13:17What do you want to set your mind to?
13:46What a mess.
13:50You all right?
13:51I mean, just when you think this shit can't get any more horrible.
13:54Nah, don't worry.
13:57Get a little more horrible.
14:17Hey, Butcher.
14:18Come check this out.
14:25Take a look.
14:30V.
14:33So A-Train's running an ear, and these blokes are dosing the Asian food with it.
14:37Yeah, back when they had eyeballs.
14:39Yeah, but why?
14:41Is it a Vought thing, or like a side hustle?
14:44Came gift-wrapped in this.
14:49Find out where it came from.
14:51I'll shake a few trees.
14:54Why the hell were they dosing her?
14:56Why don't we ask Foie Grau over here?
14:58He's the one that let her out.
15:00She looked innocent?
15:01Innocent.
15:03She's locked up in a cage, underground, with two armed guards.
15:07I had a feeling about her.
15:09Nah, Frenchy.
15:10You just didn't follow the plan.
15:11You never follow the plan, man.
15:13You need to unclench your asshole.
15:14You need to eat my clenched asshole.
15:16How about that?
15:16Why are you two carrying on like a bunch of fucking twats?
15:20We're sniffing down a shit sandwich a size of Watt again.
15:23Vought and the Supes are both gonna be looking for her.
15:26All we gotta do is find the female first.
15:34Keep looking.
15:39Who's that then, eh?
15:41Nobody.
15:49Annie.
15:50Starlight?
15:51Yeah, it's nothing.
15:52I mean, we were supposed to go on a date.
15:54Not a date.
15:55Just she asked me if I wanted to ask her for her number,
15:58and then we just kind of platonically exchanged information.
16:00But the word date was never mentioned.
16:03Call about right now.
16:04You're fucking going.
16:05As a rule, I don't usually go out after a gory massacre.
16:10Listen, here's the job.
16:11You're gonna hot mark her phone.
16:13From now on, we hear everything she says.
16:16I mean, this is a golden opportunity.
16:18And after all you've done, piece of cake.
16:21Yeah, she's not a...
16:23She's not a bad person.
16:27She's a soup, Huey.
16:30Just on the fucking rest of them.
16:37Okay, we are not going to be able to cover this up forever.
16:40Translucent does not show his face soon.
16:42People are going to start to notice.
16:43What if we just get in front of it?
16:44Tell the world he died tragically in service of his country.
16:47We could have an amazing funeral bigger than Kennedy's.
16:50I don't know.
16:51Admit that one of our unkillable superheroes just got killed.
16:54Kiss that military bill goodbye.
16:56Let's not overthink it.
16:57We just say he's on a classified mission.
16:59We can't say where in the interest of national security.
17:02All we can say is he's fighting MS-13.
17:05Ooh, yes.
17:06That's good.
17:06Simple.
17:07Done.
17:07Boom.
17:08MS-13.
17:09I like it.
17:11Hello?
17:14What?
17:16When?
17:19How many people know?
17:22Seven minutes ago, trans-oceanic flight 37 from Paris to Chicago was hijacked midair.
17:28Seven minutes ago?
17:29Yeah, a source from NORAT gave us a heads up.
17:31How many hijackers?
17:32Uh, looks like three.
17:34Did they scramble F-16s?
17:35Yep, as we speak.
17:37But you can get there quicker.
17:41Can I please have the room?
17:45About the middle of the Atlantic.
17:47Yep.
17:48No man's land.
17:49You can't operate on foreign soil but a plane hijacked over international waters.
17:53If you intercept, no one will protest.
17:57If you bring those passengers back alive, not one congressman will have the balls to vote against our bill.
18:04Hmm?
18:09This is our chance.
18:12More important than translucent.
18:16More important than anything.
18:23Concentrate at Hellsinger.
18:27It's not a guarantee, but it should knock out your girl.
18:32I must go.
18:33This girl, she's got a head start.
18:35Hey, I miss you.
18:38I got us a pied-a-terre on the Bowery.
18:42When will you be coming by?
18:45As soon as I can.
18:48Promise?
18:49Promise?
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:53Don't make me use that gas on you, huh?
18:56Pumpkin.
18:58Yeah?
18:59Mm-hmm.
18:59Okay.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:02Mm-hmm.
19:03Mm-hmm.
19:29fuck
19:32when will they intercept
19:36corporal I don't care who is in the room with you
19:38I need a goddamn update
19:41Jesus
19:43hey do you have a second
19:44it is not really a good time
19:46I'd really appreciate it super quick pretty please
19:48thank you
19:51so
19:53I found a mission
19:55uh-huh
19:56and I think
19:58it's really important and I'd like to do it
20:01with your permission of course
20:03what where
20:05ocean land
20:06ocean land
20:08yeah so
20:10get this the dolphins there
20:12I mean they are
20:14really underfed and abused
20:17to be quite honest
20:18they're really frustrated
20:20and I'd like to
20:21you know
20:22just shine a light on it
20:23I think people would really respond to that
20:27you do realize that you are at the centerpiece
20:30of the ocean land fall campaign
20:32yeah well I mean we could just bail on that right
20:34the deal sucks anyways
20:36no we can't
20:37listen I'd just like to you know
20:38maybe do something with a little more substance
20:43okay
20:43yeah
20:44I hear you
20:44yes
20:45okay
20:45uh-huh
20:47deep
20:49play to your strengths
21:05hey baby
21:07hey
21:15what'd you do
21:18what the hell are you talking about
21:20who did you tell about compound B
21:24nobody
21:26why
21:26what
21:27because you're the only person who knew other than me
21:29that I had it
21:31where I was taking it
21:33I didn't tell anyone anything
21:36you're being paranoid
21:37who else did you fucking tell
21:45don't yell at me
21:48listen to me
21:51sit down
22:03look
22:04I love you
22:05you know I do
22:06I've loved you since
22:07first time
22:09that we met
22:10oh really
22:10I heard you're at the race
22:11no girlfriend
22:14open to offers
22:15come on
22:16I have to say those things
22:17you know this
22:18they make me
22:20it's my brand
22:25come here
22:28come here
22:32hi
22:32hi
22:33hi
22:35hi
22:36hi
22:36hi
22:36hi
22:39hi
22:41hi
22:42hi
22:44hi
22:46hi
22:47hi
22:47hi
22:48hi
22:52hi
22:53hi
22:54hi
22:54hi
22:54hi
22:57hi
22:58hi
22:58hi
22:58hi
22:59hi
23:00hi
23:01hi
23:01hi
23:01hi
23:01hi
23:01hi
23:01hi
23:03hi
23:04hi
23:05hi
23:05There's a lot of trouble.
23:13I didn't tell anyone.
23:32Either way, you're gonna have to pack a bag,
23:34so get everything that you need.
23:37Why? Where are we going?
23:39I'm gonna take care of this.
23:41But until I do, I gotta get you somewhere safe
23:43before Homelander finds out.
23:47I love you.
23:54I love you, too.
23:55I love you.
24:04I love you.
24:09I love you.
24:17I love you.
24:23Money, petty, special deal.
24:31The hilarious Dolphins Ahoy extravaganza
24:34starring...
24:35these two knuckleheads.
24:37So this fall, remember, go deep.
24:40Go Oceanland.
24:41All right.
24:42Let's see what you got.
24:58You said you, uh, you bowled before?
25:01Yeah, I'm just a little rusty.
25:03You?
25:04Uh, yeah, here.
25:05Actually.
25:06My whole life.
25:08I had my first kiss with Amy Seeler
25:10in the men's bathroom when I was 14.
25:12It was really romantic.
25:13Yeah.
25:14I'm sure that's exactly how she pictured her first kiss.
25:18Excuse me.
25:19Where was your first kiss?
25:20Prom.
25:21It was amazing.
25:24Wait, senior prom?
25:26So your first kiss was when you were 18?
25:29Mm-hmm.
25:30Which you're not joking about, and that's fine.
25:33That's great.
25:34Yeah, I had a very Jesus-centric childhood.
25:47He never asked me out again.
25:49Sorry.
25:49Um, what were you saying?
25:52No, just about prom.
25:55What was it, what about your-
25:56Nothing.
25:57It's, it's stupid.
25:59Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw one.
26:05Ah.
26:06Ah.
26:08So what's, uh, what's translucent like?
26:12That's a conversational left turn.
26:14Yes, it was.
26:15I'm sorry about that.
26:16Sorry, I, it just popped into my head as a kid.
26:18He was my favorite.
26:19You said the other ones were dicks.
26:20Is he a dick, too?
26:23Well, I mean, he's not great with privacy or boundaries.
26:27I will say that.
26:29But otherwise, he seems like a loner.
26:32He spends most of his free time with his son.
26:37He's got a son?
26:38Yeah, early divorce, I think.
26:40He's about 10.
26:42Hunter or Maverick or something like that.
27:01She's gonna run up man.
27:02There?
27:03We gotta run up man.
27:12She's gonna run up man.
27:14It's crazy.
27:15Now I got to run the police say.
27:17Let's do it, let's do it.
27:52All right, everyone, it's all over.
27:55It's all safe.
27:57We're all going to be fine.
28:05Come on now, you guys.
28:08You guys made it.
28:10You okay, sweetheart?
28:11Yeah?
28:12Good for you.
28:14You guys are amazing.
28:15Fantastic.
28:16Go, James!
28:18Hey, let's get a round of applause for Queen Mace.
28:20Yeah!
28:26Captain?
28:31Stop, stop.
28:33Oh, easy, fella.
28:35Take it easy.
28:37There you go.
28:38No, just relax.
28:51ATC!
28:54It's dead!
28:55Can you fly a plane?
28:58Oh, it wouldn't matter if I did.
29:03What do we do?
29:17What do we do?
29:19Come, stay in your seats.
29:21Everything's under control.
29:23You gotta go out there.
29:24Lift the plane up.
29:25Lift the plane?
29:27How?
29:27There's nothing to stand on.
29:29It's fucking air.
29:30I don't know.
29:30Fly at it.
29:31Ram it straight.
29:32That kind of speed.
29:33Either the plane goes ass over tit,
29:35or I'll punch straight through the hull.
29:42Oh, that was a big one.
29:45Everything's fine.
29:46Don't worry about it.
29:51Okay.
29:52Okay.
29:53You take everybody one by one.
29:55You fly them to the ground.
29:57Come back 123 times?
30:00Maeve, think.
30:05We're done here.
30:08Please.
30:09Everything's fine, guys.
30:10Everything's fine.
30:12You're okay.
30:12Wait, you're leaving us?
30:13No, no, no, no, no.
30:14I'm just seeing something down the back.
30:17Oh, my God, you're leaving.
30:19He's leaving us.
30:20I'm not.
30:24Volender, are you going to save us?
30:26Oh, sweetheart, of course I'm going to save you.
30:29You betcha.
30:29We'll save everyone here.
30:32Don't worry about it.
30:35It's okay.
30:36It's okay.
30:38Come on, ma'am.
30:40What's that down?
30:41Hey!
30:48Oh, my God!
30:58Oh, my God!
30:59Oh, my God!
31:00Oh, my God!
31:02Oh, my God!
31:02Okay, you two.
31:03Take off your mask!
31:05Come on!
31:07Oh, my God!
31:09Hey!
31:10Stay back!
31:11Oh, my God!
31:12Oh, my God!
31:13Take these two!
31:14No, no!
31:14Just these two!
31:15No, what?
31:16So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
31:19Come on!
31:19No, ma'am.
31:21No, you stay back!
31:22All of you, stay back!
31:24You stay the fuck back!
31:25I'll laser you, God damn it!
31:27I'll laser every fucking one of you!
31:29Stay back!
31:31Oh, my God!
31:32Let's go!
31:35No, ma'am!
31:36No!
31:36Please, stay!
31:38I'm sorry!
31:39Please, don't leave us!
31:41Please!
31:42Please!
31:44Don't die with them!
31:48Please!
31:49What is wrong with you?
31:51Please!
31:51I'm sorry!
31:53I'm so sorry!
31:55Please, take her!
31:56Take my daughter!
32:01Please!
32:02Please, take me!
32:03She's dead!
32:04No!
32:05No!
32:05No!
32:07No!
32:08No!
32:08No!
32:10No!
32:10No!
32:11No!
32:12No!
32:12No!
32:13No!
32:13No!
32:15No!
32:16No!
32:17No!
32:18No!
32:18No!
32:19No!
32:21No!
32:32No!
32:34Oh, look at this!
32:37Homicide!
32:38You got here fast!
32:39Yeah, it was on the Skulka!
32:41What's with the accent?
32:42What's with fuels?
32:54It's a gang hit.
32:57A gang hit?
33:00And who told you that, eh?
33:02I'm not arguing with him.
33:04I'm looking into it.
33:07Excuse me.
33:10Cheers, wife.
33:31A train saw me a fucking week ago.
33:34What if he made me?
33:35He didn't see you.
33:37Listen, that's easy for you to say, butcher, but I got people.
33:40Oh?
33:41And I don't?
33:44Look, Vought don't send a soup to do a gang hit, all right?
33:49He was after the female.
33:51And then when was the woman?
33:53Roberta Cho, mother of four, loved Mexican food, and smuggled in a ton of immigrants from all
33:59over the Pacific.
34:00Look out, girl.
34:01Hey, train, can I get a selfie?
34:03I can't see that.
34:04I got it.
34:08That wanker can cover all her men at in 30 minutes.
34:11He's gonna find her before we do it.
34:13No, no, no, he won't.
34:14I know where she's going.
34:17Penn Station.
34:18She's working her way backwards.
34:20She's trying to get home.
34:26I'm Ezekiel, and I want you to join me at the Believe Expo.
34:30June 6th to 10th at the fairgrounds.
34:33Sponsored by Samaritan's Embrace.
34:35We're gonna have music.
34:36We're gonna have worship.
34:37Food trucks.
34:38And...
34:39Oh, yeah.
34:41Christ.
34:43Featuring Homelander and Starlight from the Seven.
34:46I know.
34:48Look, I'm not down to convert the masses or anything.
34:51I'm just...
34:51I'm doing a panel for teens.
34:53And, um...
34:55I'm donating my appearance feed to the Covenant House.
34:58You are literally the nicest person in the city.
35:01No, seriously.
35:02Every other nice person can fuck off and go home.
35:06I mean, that's why I do it.
35:08Vindictive, personal glory.
35:16Are you okay?
35:18Yeah, yes.
35:19Yeah.
35:23You seem a little...
35:26I don't know.
35:51Okay.
35:54I'll come clean.
35:56If I'm being honest...
35:59I'm a little suspicious of you.
36:02You are?
36:04Yeah.
36:05I mean...
36:06You say you bowled a lot.
36:07And, you know, you have, like...
36:10Superpowers.
36:10Yet you are a remarkably shitty bowler.
36:16You know what I think is happening?
36:17I think you're holding back for some weird...
36:20Not gonna show me up on a first date reason.
36:25You wanna quit stroking my ego and show me what you really got?
36:36Holy shit.
36:41Now, that's a strike.
36:45Yeah.
36:50Yeah, that's great, man.
36:51Good looking out.
36:52Thanks.
36:54Well, don't leave us hanging.
36:56Okay, so Deshawn's a brother that grew up on my block, but now he delivers packages.
36:59Yeah, not the part I'm interested in.
37:01He ran down the account number, and the box containing the V came from Samaritan's Embrace.
37:05Ziggi or Soup Cherry?
37:08What the fuck's that Jesus-thumping elastic bastard got to do with it?
37:12When we find the girl, we find out.
37:15Yeah.
37:16All right.
37:17Platforms.
37:18Ground floor.
37:19I'll take upstairs.
37:19Whoever pings her, get on to Frenchie and stick with her till we use a gas, all right?
37:25Next stop.
37:26Turn down.
37:27New cheese room.
37:28Trans from upstairs.
37:30Uptown A, C, D.
37:36If you're just tuning in, authorities have lost all radar and satellite imagery of hijacked
37:42flight 37, and fear the wolves.
37:44Search planes have begun to fan out over the flight path off the Atlantic.
37:48Don't talk short.
37:51Have fun!
38:03Sorry.
38:05.
38:05It's not a dream
38:07I'm out
38:12Okay
38:12If you have one
38:16You're gonna do one
38:22Okay
38:24Okay
38:25I don't know
38:27I can't
38:28I can't
38:28I can't
38:31Yeah, I got it.
38:33I got it.
38:33I got it.
38:34I got it.
38:36I got it.
38:37I got it.
38:39I got it.
38:52No, no.
38:53No.
38:57It's OK.
38:58It's OK.
38:59He's gone.
39:02He's gone, you see.
39:05I'm not here to hurt you.
39:14You like music, huh?
39:17Me too.
39:21Can I tell you a secret I never told anyone?
39:30When I was a boy, my father, he stole me from maman.
39:37In Marseille, middle of the night, just broke in, took me.
39:40Kept me with him for years.
39:42Hotel after hotel.
39:43Well, every few nights take me out for a walk.
39:49Smoke a gouloge, tell me you love me.
39:53Then...
39:59I tried to run away so many times.
40:07I jumped buses, trains.
40:10Anything to get back to Marseille.
40:14To maman.
40:18But every time you find me.
40:24So I know what it's like to want to go home.
40:34You see, I know your secret.
40:39Oh, you're not a bad person.
40:43Just a scared woman.
40:53Let me help you.
40:54I know you're listening to them.
41:13I don't want to go home without that.
41:15I don't want to go home without that being a nice idiot.
41:22Thanks.
41:24statistiques...
41:24Did you see it? Which way is she going?
41:25I don't know.
41:26Did you try to gas her?
41:26No.
41:27Why not?
41:28It didn't seem right, huh?
41:29You went off plan because it didn't seem right.
41:30I'm sorry, okay?
41:37Sean Joukowsky.
41:38Cross-country team.
41:40I had such a huge crush on him.
41:43And he finally asked me out to this party.
41:45My hair looked cute.
41:46We held hands.
41:47It was perfect.
41:49Then all of a sudden, this senior shoved Sean,
41:51and then he hit him.
41:53So I stepped in.
41:54I kicked a guy's ass.
41:56For you.
41:57Want to know how Sean thinks me?
41:59No.
42:00He never spoke to me again.
42:01Not one word.
42:04And that's when I learned,
42:06never show your strength to a boy you like.
42:11Well, to be honest,
42:13Sean Joukowsky had a tiny little baby dick.
42:20It doesn't bother you that I could
42:21whip your ass in bowling
42:23and in everything
42:26and bench-press you.
42:28Oh, my God.
42:29Is that a threat or a promise?
42:31Hmm.
42:32No.
42:32No.
42:33I...
42:33I...
42:34I...
42:35I really think it's awesome.
42:37The real you.
42:43Um, you got ketchup.
42:46Hmm?
42:47Oh.
42:48What?
42:49You like that?
42:51Doesn't work for you?
42:52It's not.
43:03Save my spot.
43:04We're right back.
43:12Oh.
43:17I'm sorry.
43:18I saw you.
43:23jewish.
43:29I'm sorry.
43:31I know.
43:33No.
43:34No.
43:34No.
43:39Hey.
43:41Hey.
43:46So where's the girl, Frenchie?
43:48Since you're the psycho chick whisperer all of a sudden.
43:50Maybe Subway.
43:52Maybe she wants to find the train, huh?
43:53Oh, yeah? How deep up your ass did you pull that?
43:55It depends. How deep does your tongue go?
43:57Listen, you lost her, man.
43:58We had orders. We're supposed to follow them.
44:00We're professionals and we count on each other.
44:02But you're on some fucking bohemian, flaky drug shit.
44:05Even Huey, who's a fucking white Urkel, is more professional than you.
44:08I understand. It's hard for someone who's an illy OCD to understand.
44:11Okay, then. Help me understand, Frenchie.
44:13What happened the night that Mallory had you tell Lamplighter?
44:15Oh, that's enough.
44:16Mallory was our boss, man.
44:18We had orders.
44:19And you were supposed to follow him.
44:21You were supposed to follow Lamplighter, tell him, but you let him go.
44:24I didn't know.
44:25And Lamplighter goes and tortures Mallory's grandkids.
44:28I didn't know.
44:29It doesn't matter.
44:30You didn't follow orders and it cost them lives.
44:34Look it off. Look it off.
44:38You know what?
44:40Fuck this, Butcher.
44:42And fuck you.
44:43I'm done.
44:45Excuse me.
44:46Fuck off.
44:46Hey, man. Wait.
44:48You said this time would be different.
44:51But this motherfucker's still here doing the same old shit.
44:54And we're all gonna fucking end up like Mallory.
44:58Fuck this.
44:59Come on.
45:00Oi, both of you.
45:01M.M.
45:02What?
45:05What's Sporty Spice up to?
45:07Who?
45:09Sporty fucking Spice.
45:10What's she up to?
45:14I don't know.
45:16Exactly.
45:17How about Posh?
45:19You know what she's doing?
45:20I don't understand.
45:21Making clothes for anorexics.
45:23Right?
45:24Not exactly a growth market.
45:25And baby?
45:27You know what she's doing?
45:29Fuck all.
45:29Not even page six of the Daily Mail.
45:32And Scary Spice.
45:34Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes.
45:38Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums.
45:41Passion, Schizophrenic, and Scream If You Want to Go Faster.
45:45They'll all make your ears bleed.
45:49You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish.
45:54But you put them together, now they're goddamn fucking Spice Girls.
46:07How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?
46:10Look, the point is that we're all shy by ourselves.
46:18We need each other.
46:20We need each other.
46:22We're fucking dead in the water.
46:24Now, you guys can beat the living fucking shit out of each other.
46:27I really don't care.
46:28It ain't gonna change the past.
46:37What do you say we go find that dirty little bitch, gas her ass, and get the fuck out of
46:44here?
46:49Jesus, he gives the worst pep talks.
46:51He really, really does.
46:53Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
46:55Go, tell me what you want.
46:57I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
46:59Tell me what you want.
47:01You're right, come on in, come on in.
47:03That's right.
47:05Next stop, the Atlantic Ocean.
47:06That's right.
47:08That's right.
47:11Really?
47:13Okay.
47:15Okay.
47:16Yeah.
47:16I mean, let's just focus on the escape first, and, uh, you know, we can talk about that some other
47:21time.
47:26I like you too.
47:27You know that.
47:28Let's not, you know, rush into anything too fast.
47:33Right, seriously?
47:34Now is not the appropriate time.
47:38Plus, you're making things awkward.
47:41Okay, okay.
47:42If I just touch it, will you shut up?
47:48Shit, shit, shit.
47:50I made you a promise.
47:58No.
47:59Oh, no.
48:00Oh, no.
48:04No.
48:07No.
48:08Drop your body down a while, it's all around
48:56Drop your body down a while, it's all around
49:12Drop your shoulders, help them
49:17Drop them
49:20Drop them
49:30Let's go, no Frenchie
49:32Forget it, Max, she's fucked
49:38A-Train! Over here!
49:39Look, everybody! It's A-Train over here!
49:42Look, it's A-Train!
49:53A-Train! Hey! Hey, can we take a selfie?
49:56Oh, sure. Absolutely. I can take one, too.
50:27No. Let me talk to her.
50:30It'll be fucking stupid.
50:33What if she's a Spice Girl?
50:37Frankie!
51:00Let me help you go home.
51:05I can help you.
51:06I can help you.
51:09Let me help you.
51:17I can help you.
51:20I can help you.
51:21Come help!
51:21Roar!
51:38She ain't no Spice Girl.
51:55She ain't no Spice Girl.
52:25Once again, the horrific wreckage of trans-oceanic Flight 37 just beginning to wash up on shore.
52:31Every passenger on board presumed dead.
52:37They didn't have to die.
52:40We have Homelander and Queen Maeve on the scene.
52:43Do you have a comment?
52:46Said they didn't have to die.
52:48We arrived three minutes after the plane went down.
52:52Why?
52:54Because we're not in the chain of command.
52:58If Norat called us before they scrambled jets, then we could have saved them.
53:04123 men, women, and children.
53:07Excuse me.
53:15But if they let us into the military, then this will never happen again.
53:22That is my solemn promise to you.
53:25Right, Maeve?
53:30Talk to your congressmen.
53:31Talk to them.
53:32They'll listen to the people.
53:34And together, together we will make sure that this never happens to our great nation ever again.
53:46God bless you.
53:47God bless America.
53:49We hear you, Homelander!
53:51And I hear you, brother!
53:53I hear you!
53:55And the world hears you!
53:58And very, very soon, my friend, whoever did this to us will hear from all of us!
54:08Homelander!
54:09Home Langer!
54:39Home Langer!
55:36Home Langer!
55:39Home Langer!
56:11Home Langer!
56:14Home Langer!
56:16Home Langer!
56:17Home Langer!
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