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00:00:04You
00:00:18Robin
00:00:19I heard what happened to Robin. She wasn't in the street. She was one step off the fucking curb.
00:00:23I'm sorry, who are you?
00:00:24Name's Butcher. Billy Butcher.
00:00:26Suits lose hundreds of people each year to collateral damage.
00:00:29That's where I come in.
00:00:30To do what?
00:00:35Pikachu, I need your help, mate.
00:00:37Who is he?
00:00:38Oh, this is Huey Campbell.
00:00:46Huey, Mother's Milk.
00:00:48Who's that?
00:00:49She's a soup terrorist. Her name's Kimiko.
00:00:51Bonjour, Kimiko.
00:00:54I've always wanted to be in Seven.
00:00:56Please welcome Starlight.
00:00:59It's just a question of how bad you want to be in the Seven.
00:01:03We are going to be stationing you in Sandusky, Ohio for a while.
00:01:09I'm Huey, by the way.
00:01:10Annie, would you like my number?
00:01:15Huey.
00:01:16Looks like you got your tongue halfway down the opposition's front.
00:01:20She's not a bad person.
00:01:21She's a soup.
00:01:22Hugh Campbell killed Translucent.
00:01:24What if he was helped?
00:01:25Whoa.
00:01:26Keep those hands down by your side.
00:01:28You have to explain, Huey.
00:01:30You are the only thing that I can count.
00:01:32This is about compound V.
00:01:33It gives the suits their powers.
00:01:35What are you talking about?
00:01:36We're born like this.
00:01:38That was diabolical.
00:01:42No one's putting suits in the national defense.
00:01:45You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you.
00:01:48If they let us into the military, this will never happen again.
00:01:52I know what it's like to lose someone.
00:01:54Homelander right.
00:01:55My wife, Becca.
00:01:56You and me.
00:01:57We're in this together.
00:02:07We have to go back for them.
00:02:08This is never going to stop.
00:02:09It's just going to be more blood.
00:02:11If you don't like to play, why did you join the fucking team?
00:02:16You came here without butchering.
00:02:19Yeah.
00:02:22I'm out.
00:02:28You came.
00:02:29I'm a fucking superhero.
00:02:32I think he's having a heart attack.
00:02:36More lies you fucking promised me.
00:02:45Hey pal.
00:02:47I'm your father.
00:02:50Becca.
00:02:54No.
00:03:16Phoebe Kale salad.
00:03:20I'm on page 134.
00:03:23Chain of command doesn't apply to other military contractors in the field.
00:03:26I don't see why it should apply to us.
00:03:28Caprese sandwich.
00:03:29When they're in actual combat, whom exactly do your heroes report to?
00:03:34Same person as always.
00:03:36Me.
00:03:36These allow me to introduce myself.
00:03:41I'm a man of wealth and taste.
00:03:45I've been around for a long, long years.
00:03:50So many men.
00:03:52So many men.
00:03:54Spicy chicken, cilantro wrap.
00:03:56Subheading 16.
00:03:57We need a top secret Yankee white designation for compound B.
00:04:01Come on, Stan.
00:04:02Only one man.
00:04:03Okay is that?
00:04:04You want to stroll into the Oval Office and start barking orders?
00:04:07Hell yes.
00:04:08Half our own heroes don't know they have compound B in their veins.
00:04:12You want China finding out?
00:04:13Pleased to meet you.
00:04:15Hope you guessed my name.
00:04:18Oh, yeah.
00:04:21As I was in you.
00:04:23With the nature of my name.
00:04:27Oh, yeah.
00:04:28Get down here.
00:04:32This one.
00:04:33Best efforts to limit collateral damage?
00:04:36We'd prefer stronger wording.
00:04:38Well, that's standard language for our New York contract.
00:04:40L.A.
00:04:40Chicago.
00:04:41Exactly what casualty allowance are we looking at here?
00:04:45Officially?
00:04:46Zero, of course.
00:04:47But Cone of Silence?
00:04:5034%.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:52What do they want?
00:04:52Can the law be affected by other people?
00:04:57Do you think that the law would be affected by other people?
00:04:58You can't do the same.
00:04:58We want a special spin for it.
00:05:00What do you think?
00:05:02In fact?
00:05:05This is a similar thing?
00:05:08Oh, now this is a similar thing.
00:05:09I think that...
00:05:10Easy to meet you.
00:05:12Hope you'll get my name.
00:05:16Oh, yeah.
00:05:17In fact it's a similar thing.
00:05:18Oh, my God.
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:06:09Today I can report to the American people that Black Noir has conducted an operation killing the super terrorist known
00:06:16as Nakib.
00:06:22But that doesn't mean sacrifices won't still be made.
00:06:27The proof of that, sadly, lies before us.
00:06:34For today, we mourn a fallen member of the Seven.
00:06:39Translucent.
00:06:41Murdered in cold blood by the cartel super terrorist, El Diablo.
00:06:49Before he left, Translucent said to me, almost as if he knew something was going to happen, he said,
00:07:00Hey, Homelander, tell my son, Maverick, that I love him.
00:07:08And he also said, You find those super terrorists.
00:07:13Well, super villains is really the only term, but he said, You find them, Homelander, and you stop them.
00:07:22So I say to you, Maverick, and to all the sons and daughters of this great nation, I will stop
00:07:30them.
00:07:33I will save you.
00:07:40I'll do it for you.
00:07:43For America.
00:07:53For a dear, dear old friend.
00:08:02Goodbye, brother.
00:08:18We're defended by our heroes
00:08:22You stood among the best
00:08:25Protecting us from evil
00:08:27You rose above the rest
00:08:30And though we could see through you
00:08:34It seems we hardly knew you
00:08:36We confess
00:08:39Thanks to what you've done
00:08:42We've all been blessed
00:08:45But our heroes
00:08:47Never die
00:08:50Your spirit
00:08:53Feels the light
00:08:56Your presence
00:08:59Really blisters
00:09:00From the sky
00:09:03And you'll never truly vanish
00:09:06From our hearts
00:09:08Hey, that's my shoulder
00:09:10What?
00:09:11Right there
00:09:12That's my fucking shoulder
00:09:14They cut me from the picture
00:09:17They can't
00:09:19They just cut me from the fucking picture
00:09:20They can't cut me out
00:09:21Okay
00:09:22That's enough
00:09:23Time to go
00:09:25You should get me to the fucking lava floor, please
00:09:27I said it's time to go
00:09:28Where I call TMZ
00:09:41Out of sight
00:09:42Never out of mind
00:09:43Two for $64
00:09:46Out of sight
00:09:47Never out of mind
00:09:48Two for $64
00:09:50Out of sight
00:09:51Never out of mind
00:10:06Good to see her
00:10:09Thank you
00:10:10Yeah, there you go
00:10:13I miss him too, pal
00:10:14Thank you guys
00:10:17You need to lie
00:10:23Homelander
00:10:23Starlight
00:10:24David
00:10:25How's everyone holding up in the tower?
00:10:28Well
00:10:29I'm not gonna lie
00:10:29It's hard
00:10:31It's hard
00:10:32Really hard
00:10:34Look in some waves
00:10:35Yeah, but this one
00:10:37He's just really been our rock
00:10:40He sat us down
00:10:41And he said
00:10:43We're more than just a team
00:10:44We're a family
00:10:45And we need to pull together like one
00:10:48Oh, Starlight
00:10:50Thank you for saying that
00:10:51Thank you
00:10:52Really?
00:10:53I don't know where we would be without you
00:10:56Isn't she the best?
00:10:58Isn't she the best?
00:11:00You both have
00:11:25This one
00:11:26We'll be out
00:11:38Acomp started
00:11:40Until a while
00:11:51Once again
00:11:53We'll be out
00:11:55You have to learn to pace yourself
00:12:00Pressure
00:12:02You're just like everybody else
00:12:07Pressure
00:12:08You've only had to run so far, so good
00:12:15But you will come to a place
00:12:19Where the only thing you feel are loaded guns
00:12:24In your face
00:12:26And you'll have to deal with pressure
00:12:29You used to call me paranoid
00:12:45Pressure
00:12:47But even you cannot avoid
00:12:52Pressure
00:12:54You turned the tap dance into your crusade
00:13:00Now here you are
00:13:03With your faith
00:13:05And your feet
00:13:06You have no scars on your face
00:13:11And you cannot handle
00:13:13Fuck you going?
00:13:15Uh, no, I'm just getting you your Purell
00:13:22Get the shit with aloe
00:13:23And come right back
00:13:24Yeah, yeah, the aloe
00:13:26It's really good
00:13:26Keeps your skin smooth
00:13:28Okay
00:13:29Okay
00:13:49I'm sure you have some cosmic rapture
00:13:56So here you are
00:13:59So here you are
00:13:59With your faith
00:14:00And you'll be your hand
00:14:02And you have no scars on your face
00:14:07And you cannot handle pressure
00:14:16Pressure
00:14:22Pressure
00:14:25Pressure
00:14:26One, two, three, four, four, four
00:14:33The burner phone
00:14:34Did you snap the sim card?
00:14:36She says
00:14:37When was the last thing you slapped?
00:14:39Get down, get down
00:14:40Sorry, I just
00:14:44Unwanted and you're kind of super famous
00:14:46So, uh
00:14:48Did you snap the sim card?
00:14:50Yes, yes
00:14:51I snapped the sim card, okay?
00:14:53And no one followed me down here
00:14:55And they can't even trace my chip down here
00:14:57We're okay
00:15:05You look good
00:15:07Yeah, you, um
00:15:08You look good, too
00:15:09You look very
00:15:10You know
00:15:12Uh
00:15:14Yeah, I'm lying
00:15:15I'm sorry
00:15:16You look like shit
00:15:17I know
00:15:19I know
00:15:21Where are you guys living?
00:15:25Club netting at these, uh
00:15:26It's been awesome
00:15:28Phone parties will change your life
00:15:30Idiot
00:15:41Oh, um
00:15:44Here it is
00:15:45Oh, shit
00:15:54I know him
00:15:56You do?
00:15:58Yeah, I mean
00:15:59Not for a while
00:16:00But, yes
00:16:01For my capes for Christ days
00:16:04Are you sure you can do this?
00:16:08I have a choice
00:16:17Hey, I, uh
00:16:19I saw a really great picture of you
00:16:21At the Teen Choice Awards
00:16:22With, um
00:16:23What's his name?
00:16:24Ansel Adams?
00:16:27Alden Aaron Wright
00:16:30Are you stalking me on Instagram?
00:16:33No
00:16:33No, of course not
00:16:34Get over yourself
00:16:35So, do the PR people put you together?
00:16:37What, what's
00:16:38Yeah, he's a nice guy
00:16:39He's an actor
00:16:40He's an actor
00:16:41Who didn't lie to my face
00:16:44Every day
00:16:47Okay, yeah
00:16:48Yeah, I got it
00:16:48Ouch
00:16:52I'm sorry
00:16:53I'm sorry
00:16:54I
00:16:54Huey, I
00:16:58Hey
00:17:05Get some sleep
00:17:09Sleep when I know you're safe
00:17:22You think this is fun
00:17:25You think water's supposed to be fun
00:17:27Try swimming in the Mariana Trench
00:17:29You little fucking idiots
00:17:31Yeah, not so fun now
00:17:33No, it's dark
00:17:36And it's cold
00:17:37And you're so alone
00:17:41You're so
00:17:42God damn fucking alone
00:17:54Swim free little fish
00:17:56Mid-bill
00:18:07Hey man
00:18:11Want a fresco
00:18:15Thanks
00:18:15Yeah, I know you
00:18:17Yeah, you're a raven
00:18:19Raven wing
00:18:21It's Eagle
00:18:22Eagle the Archer
00:18:24Out of Cleveland
00:18:25We met like five times
00:18:27At Vaughan
00:18:27I mean
00:18:28Nope
00:18:29That doesn't matter
00:18:30You built me out
00:18:32Yeah
00:18:34Why?
00:18:35Because even heroes
00:18:36Need a hand
00:18:36Once in a while
00:18:37Come on
00:18:42The Translucent franchise
00:18:43Especially
00:18:44Invisible Force 2
00:18:46Is
00:18:48Please
00:18:49My baby
00:18:50Needs
00:18:51A mother
00:18:51Boy
00:18:52Shut your trap
00:18:54You dumb bird
00:18:55Or else
00:18:56Aboliction
00:18:58But that's exactly
00:19:00What William Butcher did
00:19:02He murdered
00:19:03Vaught Vice President
00:19:04Madeline Stillwell
00:19:06Using upwards of
00:19:0730 pounds
00:19:08Of C4
00:19:09Why would William Butcher
00:19:11Do it?
00:19:11Disgruntled perhaps
00:19:13Over his
00:19:13Deceased wife
00:19:14A former Vaught employee
00:19:16And why was
00:19:17Madeline Stillwell's
00:19:19Baby found safe
00:19:20In a yard
00:19:2117 miles away
00:19:23It's easy
00:19:24To be honest
00:19:25Where is Monsieur
00:19:26Charqueté?
00:19:28Why isn't he cold?
00:19:30Who cares?
00:19:31He could be dead
00:19:32No, he's too much
00:19:34Of an asshole to die
00:19:35Shh, shh
00:19:36Any of his known associates
00:19:37Marvin Milk
00:19:38Hugh Campbell
00:19:40Or this man
00:19:41Whose real identity
00:19:42Is unknown
00:19:43Please call
00:19:441-888-0-Crime
00:19:48Christ
00:19:51We gotta get out of here
00:19:53Now
00:19:54Good passports
00:19:56Do not come cheaper
00:19:56I'll sell the RPG
00:19:58Smuggling the Kalachnikov
00:19:59We have enough money
00:20:00That's it
00:20:05Where will you go
00:20:06P.T.O.E.?
00:20:06Could you stay here?
00:20:08We're Frenchy's gangbanger friends
00:20:09The Cots
00:20:10They got 31 flavors of semen on them
00:20:12You'll love them
00:20:13Oh, and you have a better idea?
00:20:15No, maybe we can stay
00:20:16All of us
00:20:17In your mother asshole
00:20:18Or
00:20:20Maybe
00:20:21We could not run
00:20:22You are like a record
00:20:23That is broken
00:20:24Well
00:20:25We shouldn't just give up
00:20:27Guys
00:20:27We get some compound V
00:20:29We bring it to the New York Times
00:20:30We burn Vought to the ground
00:20:32You got some V, Huey?
00:20:33Cause I don't
00:20:35We could
00:20:35Get some
00:20:36Someone
00:20:37Could help us get it
00:20:38And who might that be?
00:20:42You did not hear the television?
00:20:44We are famous now
00:20:46Butcher even more so
00:20:47Fuck Butcher
00:20:48We don't need him
00:20:49A team at Hannibal
00:20:5030,000
00:20:51Lee Marvin
00:20:52Beatles
00:20:53Brian XT
00:20:54We don't need Butcher
00:20:56Okay
00:20:56Who's gonna be our captain?
00:20:59You?
00:21:01I mean, guys
00:21:02Just
00:21:02Just
00:21:03Just hear me out
00:21:03Shut
00:21:04The fuck
00:21:05Up
00:21:11This is over
00:22:04This is over
00:22:34This is over
00:22:36This is over
00:23:06Maybe you're making yourself at home
00:23:08Yeah
00:23:11Renovation is definitely overdue
00:23:13It's like
00:23:142003 call
00:23:15They want their office back
00:23:16You know?
00:23:17Huh
00:23:18I liked it
00:23:19Yeah, me too
00:23:20It was really great
00:23:22Holminder
00:23:23I just want to thank you again
00:23:24For recommending me for this job
00:23:26I was so surprised
00:23:28To get the call
00:23:31I am gonna fill
00:23:33Miss Stilwell's shoes
00:23:34As best I can
00:23:37God rest her soul
00:23:40Yeah
00:23:41God rest it
00:23:43Yeah
00:23:46Any luck catching her killer
00:23:48That butcher maniac?
00:23:51No
00:23:53Not yet
00:23:55But we will
00:23:58Oh, good news
00:23:59I think I found a hero
00:24:01Perfect candidate
00:24:02To replace Translucent
00:24:05Really?
00:24:06Mm-hmm
00:24:07So soon?
00:24:08He's in the gym right now
00:24:09You wanna meet him?
00:24:11Do I?
00:24:13Lead the way
00:24:26It's a blind spot, right?
00:24:28A differently abled member of the seven
00:24:33We're gonna pull through the roof with millennials
00:24:35Inclusion's a big priority to them right now
00:24:38Amazing
00:24:38And then I think we find an ethnic or female
00:24:40Or, fingers crossed, an ethnic female
00:24:42To replace the deep
00:24:44And we're golden
00:24:52Homelander, wow, you're
00:24:54It's, it's an honor, sir
00:24:55Wait
00:24:57Hold on
00:24:58You can tell it's me?
00:24:59Mm-hmm
00:25:01Wow
00:25:02That's, that's impressive
00:25:04You don't need super eyes when you have super ears
00:25:07Can I just say
00:25:08That is amazing
00:25:10And you, my friend
00:25:12Are a true hero
00:25:13Not because of what you do for a job
00:25:15But, well, because of what you've overcome
00:25:19Thank you
00:25:21That means everything coming from you
00:25:23Oh, stop it
00:25:24Come on
00:25:25Hey, guys
00:25:26Um, I just have one question
00:25:29If that's okay
00:25:29Yeah
00:25:30Yeah?
00:25:31Yeah
00:25:32All right
00:25:33So
00:25:36What happens if
00:25:37Um, I don't know
00:25:39If I do this
00:25:47And now you're just another useless fucking blind guy
00:25:53This must be some kind of a joke
00:25:55Ashley
00:25:57What made you think I would ever allow a cripple into the seven for fuck's sakes?
00:26:03Ashley, don't look at him, look at me
00:26:06Ashley
00:26:07Look at me
00:26:10Sorry, sorry
00:26:11Let's get one thing straight
00:26:12The only reason you're here and not doing corporate PR for fucking diva cops
00:26:17Is that I brought you here
00:26:19You are dispensable, which means you answer to me
00:26:22Okay, okay
00:26:25From now on
00:26:27I will set my own agenda
00:26:29I'll approve my own marketing
00:26:30And I'll write my own talking points
00:26:32You
00:26:33Will tell me everything that goes on on the 99th floor
00:26:36And I mean
00:26:37Everything
00:26:38Every call
00:26:39Email
00:26:40Group chat
00:26:40If a fucking light bulb goes out
00:26:42You will tell me
00:26:44And Ashley
00:26:47In no fucking way
00:26:48Do you decide who goes in the seven?
00:26:53I decided
00:26:56Do we have an understanding?
00:26:59Yes
00:27:05Translucent was laid to rest today
00:27:07Surrounded by his family, friends, fans, and fellow Vought comrades
00:27:11You can see the memorial featuring a performance by Starlight singing
00:27:15Never truly vanish
00:27:16Or Vought apply
00:27:17Available now
00:27:19As your spirit reveals the sky
00:27:25Bet you can't resist this arrest
00:27:28America's hottest crime fighters giving law enforcement a superpower makeover in Citizen Starlight
00:27:33Coming this fall
00:27:34On
00:27:35Go ahead
00:27:36Dang
00:27:42Hmm
00:27:43Come on
00:27:43Come on
00:28:18It is don't want to get stuck with the cleaning bill
00:28:31So what's your poison
00:28:33You're a leg guy?
00:28:35An arm please actually
00:28:39400
00:29:01Um
00:29:03Do you want me to uh
00:29:04Saw or chop or
00:29:07Whatever floats your boat tiger
00:29:36Holy
00:29:39I'd keep the arm right
00:29:41I just keep it refrigerated
00:29:48For an extra ground I'll let you chop off my dick
00:29:56Where's the closest ATM
00:30:17Hey
00:30:18Hey
00:30:20Hey
00:30:20Hey
00:30:21Hey
00:30:21What the hell happened?
00:30:22Hey
00:30:22Hey
00:30:25Hey
00:30:28Hey
00:30:28Hey
00:30:29Hey
00:30:29Hey
00:30:31Hey
00:30:33Hey
00:30:33Hey
00:30:36Oh
00:30:38Shit
00:30:39Listen
00:30:40He's broken every single bone in his arm
00:30:42Broken half his ribs
00:30:43I can't do nothing here
00:30:43You gotta take him to the hospital
00:30:45Hospital
00:30:46Translate for me Frenchy
00:30:47Tell him to take him to the hospital
00:30:48Hey
00:30:48Hey
00:30:48Hey
00:30:49Hey
00:30:50Hey
00:30:50Hey
00:30:55Hey
00:31:01Hey
00:31:02Hey
00:31:13Hey
00:31:19Hey
00:31:26Hey
00:31:26What do you say? What's going on?
00:31:31Frenchy, what did he say?
00:31:50Hey
00:31:51Maybe
00:31:54Hey
00:31:54Hey
00:32:06How are you doing?
00:32:08Hey
00:32:08Hey
00:32:08Hey
00:32:08Hey
00:32:10Co-
00:32:19It's
00:32:43Cops seen this?
00:32:44No one's seen it.
00:32:45I ain't trying to get life without parole.
00:32:52They promised me you're only smuggling guns, cocaine and fentanyl, not fucking...
00:32:58Like human fucking cargo?
00:33:00Jesus Christ, Frenchy.
00:33:01They didn't tell me.
00:33:02Well, you didn't ask.
00:33:24A suit.
00:33:27A suit terrorist.
00:33:33They got paid to smuggle in a suit terrorist.
00:33:42How about this one?
00:33:44How does it make you feel?
00:33:45Anyone?
00:33:47I hate it.
00:33:48That's a strong reaction, Margaret.
00:33:49I'd love to follow up on that.
00:33:51What do you mean when you say you hate the term super terrorist?
00:33:54I just mean it's really scary.
00:33:56It makes me want to lock the door and hide under the bed, you know?
00:33:58Which means a double-digit drop the opening weekend of the Tech Night movie.
00:34:02I keep saying supervillain is the better term.
00:34:09Jill, ask them what they think about supervillain.
00:34:12What about the term supervillain?
00:34:14It sounds better to me.
00:34:16More exciting.
00:34:17More exotic.
00:34:18Okay.
00:34:22Okay.
00:34:23Turning our attention back to these.
00:34:26Which do you prefer?
00:34:27Saving America?
00:34:29Can I get a show of hands?
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:31How about saving the world?
00:34:34Wow.
00:34:34Unanimous.
00:34:35Strong reaction.
00:34:36So what is it about...
00:34:37Nope.
00:34:38It's saving America.
00:34:39Let's start with you, Margaret.
00:34:41I...
00:34:42I...
00:34:43I don't know.
00:34:44I feel like saving the world has a...
00:34:51It's Americans that are going to keep us in the army, not the fucking world.
00:34:56It's saving America.
00:34:59Mm-hmm.
00:35:01Pull the trigger.
00:35:03Great.
00:35:04Great.
00:35:07Shhh.
00:35:12Shhh.
00:35:13Shhh.
00:35:15Shhh.
00:35:16Shhh.
00:35:16Shhh.
00:35:20Shhh.
00:35:21Hey, man.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:24Thanks for letting me crash.
00:35:26Sorry.
00:35:27Got the bathroom.
00:35:29I'll clean it up.
00:35:30No need to apologize.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:39Oh, shit, you scared me.
00:35:41Well, that's just Carol.
00:35:42Good friend.
00:35:43And Carol, this is The Deep.
00:35:47I've been looking forward to meeting you, Deep.
00:35:50Would you like a fresco?
00:35:58Anyway, no need to apologize.
00:36:00We've all been there.
00:36:02It's tough.
00:36:06Been where?
00:36:07Rock bottom.
00:36:10I'm thinking of rock bottom.
00:36:13For me, my aha moment came with a hostage situation at Kroger.
00:36:20Multiple shooters.
00:36:21I showed up.
00:36:23I'm letting arrows fly.
00:36:25My aim is perfect.
00:36:30But there's only so many arrows a quiver can hold.
00:36:36I just ran out.
00:36:40And then, we lost a lot of good people that day.
00:36:46Then you start to question, like, fucking arrows against Tech Nines.
00:36:52But...
00:36:53But I came to see that archery isn't irrelevant.
00:36:59It's timeless.
00:37:01It's a pure and ancient art.
00:37:05Carol helped me see that.
00:37:08And what are you, his therapist or something?
00:37:10No.
00:37:12No.
00:37:12No, therapy's very destructive, actually.
00:37:16You could say I'm his teacher.
00:37:18What about you, Deep?
00:37:21What about...
00:37:22What about me?
00:37:23How did you end up here?
00:37:26You could tell her, Deep.
00:37:31Tell her what?
00:37:33About your drinking.
00:37:34About your self-esteem issues.
00:37:36Really open up, Deep.
00:37:38No, I don't...
00:37:39I don't have a drinking...
00:37:40I'm fine.
00:37:41This is a safe space, Deep.
00:37:43If you don't have any self-esteem issues,
00:37:45why are you constantly demeaning women?
00:37:47That's a good question, Deep.
00:37:49Okay, thank you.
00:37:50You know what?
00:37:50I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:37:52but it's weird as fuck.
00:37:53So, I'm leaving.
00:37:54Well, we just want to help.
00:37:56Carol really helped me, Deep.
00:37:57No, thank you.
00:37:59Help you get back into the seven.
00:38:19Yesterday, the Deep was found drunk
00:38:21and ranting at children
00:38:22at Splash Zone in Sandusky, Ohio.
00:38:25He was later arrested...
00:38:27See...
00:38:28It's terrific.
00:38:32You wrote something?
00:38:50Boy.
00:38:52what boy i do not understand what boy
00:39:05okay so
00:39:08they were wired the money from the blind account to smuggle the best of them
00:39:13called trail amazing fucking friends of yours i never said they were my friends huh
00:39:18i only said we will be safe here
00:39:23okay all right what do we do why don't you just call 9-1-1 what an anonymous tip
00:39:28yeah i'm sure that'll go straight to the mayor you saw that video what if he does that to to
00:39:33an airplane or the fucking brooklyn bridge so what's your big plan huey
00:39:39okay the cia lady right rayner right the same cia that wants to clamp our nuts
00:39:47into some jumper cables we could call butcher the last time we don't need butcher then what
00:39:56we should call annie
00:40:01call annie
00:40:08annie
00:40:09yeah
00:40:13you mean starlight
00:40:16because that's who she is
00:40:20lord has her phone so bugged they're praying that you do that
00:40:29oh no
00:40:32you fucking called her no no i'm not i'm not stupid okay
00:40:39i texted her and then we met up but we're getting some compound v
00:40:43fuck you are you fucking crazy man are you fucking crazy
00:40:46we were careful what the fuck are you doing
00:40:48we used burner phones
00:40:49you don't get it
00:40:51they could have been following you
00:40:52they could be watching us right fucking now
00:40:57if you're the fucking reason why i can't finish that vermont country dollhouse i will fucking end you
00:41:04you've been walking around for days like you want to kick my ass
00:41:08so do it already
00:41:15gosh damn it
00:41:19shit
00:41:24i don't want to kick your ass huey
00:41:26i just don't want to get dragged back into this shit all right
00:41:31i want to get home to my wife
00:41:33and my kid
00:41:35that's it
00:41:37if i still can
00:41:41this guy could kill a lot of people
00:41:42huey
00:41:43let somebody else handle it okay
00:41:45there's no one else
00:41:45no one's coming to save us
00:41:47you don't get it
00:41:49you are not a soldier
00:41:51you're not a spy
00:41:54you're just a kid
00:41:55that sells stereo equipment
00:41:56no i don't
00:41:59i don't have a job
00:42:03or robin
00:42:06or my dad
00:42:07or annie
00:42:11one way or another they all
00:42:17now all i have is this
00:42:20this
00:42:21just really fucking depressing but it's true
00:42:25so maybe
00:42:27i can't be lee marvin
00:42:30but i could be harry potter
00:42:33or uh
00:42:34you know john connor
00:42:36or or or what's her name from the hunger games
00:42:42yeah the point is
00:42:43i could be that person
00:42:44that nobody thinks is awesome
00:42:46but it turns out they're kind of fucking awesome
00:42:51and then
00:42:53listen we helped the cia ladies
00:42:55she could help you
00:42:55maybe get back to your family
00:42:58did you ever think of that
00:43:03my baby needs a mother
00:43:06boy
00:43:06shut your trap
00:43:08you dumb bad
00:43:09or else
00:43:11i'll bother you
00:43:12but that's exactly what
00:43:15i've heard
00:43:16i've heard
00:43:17i've heard
00:43:19i've heard
00:43:20i've heard
00:43:20gecko
00:43:21is that you
00:43:24starlight
00:43:25who
00:43:26annie
00:43:26hi
00:43:27hi
00:43:27oh my god
00:43:28hi
00:43:31look at you
00:43:32big time
00:43:32seven-year-old
00:43:33oh shut up
00:43:34you know i i work in bought tower
00:43:36at the uh
00:43:37labs on 67
00:43:38oh you don't say
00:43:40i see your posters everywhere
00:43:41they're marketing the shit out of you
00:43:44i'm happy for you
00:43:45really
00:43:47buy you some coffee
00:43:51thank you
00:43:52yeah at the uh
00:43:53case for christ bible camp
00:43:54yes totally
00:43:55that passion play we put on
00:43:57you're the best jesus
00:43:58i mean no one's gonna take a nail through the hand like i can
00:44:00and big game was pontius pilot
00:44:03oh my god those freckles
00:44:05you know he wanted to make out with me
00:44:07pontius pilot and mary hooking up
00:44:09were sacrilegious
00:44:11yeah we never did
00:44:12why not
00:44:13he was so cute
00:44:14yeah it just it was what ezekiel always said
00:44:17and my mom too
00:44:18that god is watching over you
00:44:20every second
00:44:22you know i thought that he was watching us
00:44:24and i thought that he'd be upset
00:44:25yeah it's uh
00:44:26it's a messed up thing to tell a kid
00:44:29yeah but looking back
00:44:32should have made out with big game
00:44:34should have done a lot more stuff
00:44:36because
00:44:38there is nothing
00:44:41up there
00:44:43there's nobody in sky
00:44:44watching over us
00:44:48not god
00:44:49not
00:44:49homelander
00:44:52not anybody
00:44:55it's all just
00:44:58lies
00:45:08i need a favor
00:45:12yeah
00:45:13yeah anything for my amplicant below
00:45:22i need you to go into the labs on 67
00:45:25and steal me a sample of compound v
00:45:31um
00:45:33i uh
00:45:34i don't
00:45:35i don't know what that is
00:45:36see
00:45:39another
00:45:39lie
00:45:42i know how we're made
00:45:44and it is not
00:45:45jesus
00:45:48i can't
00:45:49i mean it's impossible
00:45:51i'm a nobody there
00:45:52i'm a lap rat
00:45:53they cut off my limbs
00:45:54and they grow back
00:45:55i can't get you
00:45:56you have to
00:45:57or i put this on facebook tonight
00:46:04gecko
00:46:06former teen star
00:46:07of lot
00:46:08summertime clubhouse
00:46:09where he has an s&m hooker
00:46:13as a side hustle
00:46:18i'm sure inquiring minds will want to know
00:46:22annie
00:46:24i thought that we were friends
00:46:25i'm sorry
00:46:26but
00:46:29we're not anything
00:46:41hi
00:46:42you know who we are
00:46:44but let's meet another hero
00:46:46this is lance corporal dan miller
00:46:49dan and the other brave marines of second battalion are helping keep you safe from the super villain threat
00:46:55we're proud to fly alongside them and now we could use your support
00:46:59that's right maeve with our new campaign saving america here i go you guys wish me luck
00:47:05oh fyi not a real base
00:47:09as if homelander and maeve are gonna eat mres and piss in a ditch with the rest of the crones
00:47:14hi we're filming right now excuse me
00:47:15also you might recognize army boy as hotel clerk number two from the devil's breath
00:47:20episode of criminal minds beyond borders
00:47:22well hello
00:47:24oh my god
00:47:25hi my nana's your biggest fan
00:47:28i'm stormfront
00:47:29great
00:47:29right yeah from seattle
00:47:31right
00:47:32uh
00:47:34portland actually
00:47:35your uh
00:47:37highness
00:47:38holy shit
00:47:40your eyes are really fucking blue up close
00:47:44you are fun
00:47:46it's been a hoot
00:47:47we got work to do so
00:47:49let's get back to it
00:47:50oh totally
00:47:51uh
00:47:52they just wanted me to meet you
00:47:54who?
00:47:55oh the boys on 82
00:47:57i'm the new girl
00:47:59wait
00:48:00what are you talking about?
00:48:02oh
00:48:03hi
00:48:04i'm in the seven
00:48:06replacing translucent
00:48:08god bless his soul
00:48:10ink's barely dry
00:48:12but uh
00:48:12yeah
00:48:13reporting for duty
00:48:15fuck yeah
00:48:16um no
00:48:17i don't think that this is
00:48:19it's not true
00:48:19i don't know anything about this
00:48:21wow
00:48:22well
00:48:23uh
00:48:25stormfront
00:48:27who delivered the good news?
00:48:30oh uh
00:48:31mr. edgar
00:48:33the big guy
00:48:36wonderful
00:48:38great
00:48:40all right
00:48:43great
00:48:43great
00:48:46well i think this is going great
00:48:53you know
00:48:55you ain't john cusack man
00:48:56you ain't got no motherfucking boombox
00:49:00sorry
00:49:00you want to get back together with starlight
00:49:02no
00:49:02no i don't
00:49:03yes
00:49:04yes you do
00:49:05this ain't the way to do it huey
00:49:07you can't keep pulling this shit man
00:49:10calling her
00:49:10texting her
00:49:11are you crazy?
00:49:13you know you sound like butcher
00:49:14she's on our side
00:49:15i know
00:49:16but i'm saying this for her kid
00:49:18you're putting her in danger
00:49:20homelander finds out that she's been talking to you
00:49:23she's fucked
00:49:24the deeper you keep pushing her into this thing
00:49:27the deeper in the meat grind
00:49:28she goes
00:49:32how are you guys doing?
00:49:35we're hanging in there
00:49:37has butcher contacted you?
00:49:39nope
00:49:40he's completely ghosted
00:49:43do you think he killed madeline so well?
00:49:46i'd like to think that he didn't
00:49:47but
00:49:49i don't know
00:49:52deputy director
00:49:53i know this might not be the best time to ask
00:49:55but do you ever
00:49:56hear about your family?
00:49:59your daughter is starting soccer i think
00:50:04soccer?
00:50:08ma'am
00:50:09can mmc them?
00:50:12you know what
00:50:13let's
00:50:13let's see if this checks out
00:50:15i will see what i can do
00:50:20thank you ma'am
00:50:21okay so give me the description of this guy
00:50:23all right
00:50:24uh
00:50:24about
00:50:255'10
00:50:26165
00:50:27black hair
00:50:28wearing knockoff jeans and sneakers
00:50:30probably from
00:50:32taiwan
00:50:32maybe india
00:50:34you got all that from the video?
00:50:36so the other shoe drops
00:50:38and it just crushes us all
00:50:41meaning?
00:50:42meaning
00:50:44i've been trying to put this puzzle together
00:50:46and there's a missing piece
00:50:47and it's been driving me nuts
00:50:48and i think you just handed it to me
00:50:50okay so then what's the whole picture?
00:50:52the whole picture?
00:50:53it's bought
00:50:53it's a fucking coup from the inside
00:50:56wait what are you talking about?
00:51:00uh
00:51:01ma'am
00:51:02your
00:51:03nose
00:51:07fuck
00:51:08get the fuck out of here
00:51:09holy shit
00:51:10holy shit
00:51:11come on
00:51:11come on
00:51:12get in
00:51:12go go go go go go
00:51:15must be a stupid call there
00:51:16her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:17her
00:51:18her
00:51:18her
00:51:18who do you know
00:51:19who can do that?
00:51:20no one
00:51:21look i have a daughter
00:51:25i'm worried about super terrorists too
00:51:29but that does not mean that bought can use that fear to control us
00:51:34morning
00:51:35that's right samantha
00:51:37busy day
00:51:38morning homelander
00:51:40do what do i owe the pleasure?
00:51:42well you never come up to 99
00:51:44so i figured i'll pay you a visit
00:51:46what a lovely idea
00:51:48right?
00:51:49after all you run a superhero company and uh
00:51:52you never check in with your superheroes
00:51:54do you?
00:51:56like uh
00:51:57well i don't know
00:51:58around the hiring of that girl for example
00:52:00do you wish to be consulted on stormfront?
00:52:03oh why not?
00:52:05i signed off on all the rest
00:52:08i'm the leader of the seven
00:52:09for which you have my undying respect
00:52:11see i don't think i do
00:52:14no
00:52:16not even madeline
00:52:17would have dared to try and pull this kind of shit
00:52:20oh of course you know how important you are to everyone at vaught
00:52:23no
00:52:23no
00:52:24stan
00:52:25i am vaught
00:52:28you show my photo to some illiterate fucking camel jockey in the middle of the sahara
00:52:32he's gonna turn around and say
00:52:34homelander
00:52:34and perfect american
00:52:37you know what
00:52:39my contract's up
00:52:40end of this year
00:52:45maybe it's time i uh
00:52:47move on
00:52:50how do you think your shareholders would feel about that?
00:53:06what do you know about frederick vaught?
00:53:11excuse me?
00:53:13frederick
00:53:14vaught
00:53:18our
00:53:19esteemed founder
00:53:22well i don't know
00:53:23not a lot
00:53:24probably i only read his autobiography
00:53:26five times
00:53:29not the self-serving bullshit that we peddle to the shareholders the real story
00:53:35enlighten me
00:53:36he got his doctorate from munich
00:53:37ahead of his time in genetics
00:53:40such the rising young star that
00:53:42in 39
00:53:43hitler appointed him chief physician at dachau
00:53:45where he enjoyed a ready supply of human subjects
00:53:49on which to test his earliest iterations of compound b
00:53:52for which we condemn in the strongest of possible terms
00:53:55early in 44 he felt the winds change
00:53:59got spirited away to the allies
00:54:01when oppenheimer was flailing with the bomb
00:54:03dr vaught already had practical applications of compound b
00:54:07tested in the field
00:54:08heroes
00:54:09like soldier boy
00:54:11killing germans by the dozen
00:54:13so
00:54:14roosevelt pardoned him
00:54:16and he became as wonder-bred american
00:54:20as disney
00:54:21and edison
00:54:22well this is a truly fascinating
00:54:25if not slightly condescending lecture
00:54:27but um
00:54:28i don't think i see the point stan
00:54:31the point is
00:54:32that you are under a misconception
00:54:35that we are a superhero company
00:54:37we are not
00:54:38what we are really
00:54:39is a pharmaceutical company
00:54:41and you
00:54:42are not
00:54:43our most valuable asset
00:54:44that would be
00:54:45our confidential formula
00:54:47for compound b
00:54:48which you man child that you are
00:54:50released into the wild
00:54:55i don't know what you're talking about
00:54:57well let me remind you
00:54:58you slipped compound b
00:55:00to terrorists all over the globe
00:55:01to get you and your cronies
00:55:03into national defense
00:55:04but maybe at the cost
00:55:06of destroying the whole company
00:55:07i don't think i appreciate your tone
00:55:10sir
00:55:12not much at all
00:55:13and i don't appreciate
00:55:14that the fda now knows
00:55:17about compound b
00:55:17or
00:55:19that it's only a matter of time
00:55:20before the public finds out
00:55:22while you're preening
00:55:24at the golden globes
00:55:25we are busy
00:55:26running around like maniacs
00:55:28trying to clean up the mess you made
00:55:32i don't have to consult you
00:55:35about storm front
00:55:36or anything else
00:55:40now
00:55:41i believe you have a premiere
00:55:43of tech night lives
00:55:45to go to
00:56:15that the reality
00:56:16of any kind of night
00:56:16and i believe you're always
00:56:16and i think that that any of you
00:56:30What are you doing here?
00:56:34I've come to see my son.
00:56:53Fuck, Huey.
00:56:54So glad you got us into this shit.
00:56:59You had a husband, Ray.
00:57:05You had a kid.
00:57:07Two.
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:11And I got her killed.
00:57:13You didn't get her killed.
00:57:16That wasn't meant for us.
00:57:19How do you know?
00:57:20Because our brains aren't all over the dash, that's how.
00:57:24Someone was watching her.
00:57:25And the minute she says something, she wasn't supposed to?
00:57:30Somebody from Vought?
00:57:33So we're saying that Vought may have just assassinated the deputy director of the CIA.
00:57:40And now we're in the middle of that, too.
00:57:43Happy now, motherfucker?
00:57:57Hello?
00:57:59It's me.
00:58:01Jesus, you shouldn't be calling.
00:58:03I'm on a burner phone.
00:58:04It's fine.
00:58:04Yeah, but somebody could be listening.
00:58:06Huey?
00:58:07We did it.
00:58:08He's getting me the compound V in like a day or two.
00:58:11What do you think?
00:58:12Um, New York Times?
00:58:14I mean, I was thinking CNN or MSNBC, but...
00:58:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:58:18Just hold on a second.
00:58:20Come on, this is what we've been waiting for.
00:58:23Let's burn those fuckers down.
00:58:27Just take a beat.
00:58:28Let's figure out the best way to do this.
00:58:29Why?
00:58:30What happened?
00:58:31Nothing.
00:58:32Vought's just dangerous, that's all.
00:58:34I mean, you gotta be careful.
00:58:35I don't want you getting hurt.
00:58:36I'm not gonna give.
00:58:40If something happened, you know you can trust me.
00:58:43We're in this together.
00:58:45No, I do trust you.
00:58:46It's just...
00:58:48I just want to take our time, you know?
00:58:49Do this right.
00:58:50That's all.
00:58:53I know when you're not telling me the truth, Huey.
00:58:56I kind of lived with it every single day.
00:59:02Don't lie to me.
00:59:04Not again.
00:59:12I'm not.
00:59:15Swear to God.
00:59:23Whatever.
00:59:24I, um, I gotta go.
00:59:55All right.
00:59:56Easy does it, lads.
00:59:57Easy does it.
00:59:59I tried to tell this cunt.
01:00:02I'm with that law.
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:06What the fuck are you wearing?
01:00:08That is a good question.
01:00:11You call them.
01:00:13I'm sorry, but Huey is not a game now.
01:00:16We need a real captain.
01:00:21Frenchy's right.
01:00:22This is a fucking mess, son.
01:00:24We got a soup terrorist.
01:00:26Rain has blown a canister.
01:00:27And we're the most wanted cunts in the country.
01:00:32But don't you worry.
01:00:37Daddy's home.
01:00:53One, two, three, four.
01:01:16You have to learn to pace yourself.
01:01:21Pressure.
01:01:22You're just like everybody else.
01:01:28Pressure.
01:01:29You've only had to run so far, so good.
01:01:36But you will come into a place
01:01:40where the only thing you feel are loaded guns in your face.
01:01:46And you'll have to feel the pressure.
01:02:02Pressure.
01:02:04I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rapture now.
01:02:10So here you are with your face
01:02:14And you'll feel the advice
01:02:17You have those scars on your face
01:02:21And you cannot handle pressure
01:02:29Pressure
01:02:34One, two, three, four, four, four, five
01:02:36One, two, three, four, four, five
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