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00:04This Thursday on VTV, television for women.
00:09I guess I'm just searching for a more purposeful life, Mr. Adana.
00:12The Church of the Collective can offer you so much more.
00:18We can offer you a family.
00:24Mr. Adana, tell me the truth.
00:26Are you having me followed?
00:28I had to find out if you were putting the church first.
00:33Before your career.
00:35Before everything.
00:37You branded me with your initials!
00:39It's enough!
00:39I'm afraid that you have become a toxic personality, Deep.
00:46Then you've left me no choice but to run.
00:58Not Without My Dolphin, brought to you by Lean Lady Frozen Dinners by Vought.
01:03Tonight, simulcast live across BBS, VTV, VNN, Vought Soul, and Voughty Mundo.
01:09Join me for my annual birthday spectacular.
01:12Along with my co-captain, Starlight.
01:15As well as Emeril Lagasse, Rascal Flatts, Supersonic, the cast of Riverdale, Dame, Judy Dench.
01:20And of course, my dear friend...
01:28Hey, William.
01:30Goddamn the pusher man, am I right?
01:32You're really gonna shoot that shit in your veins?
01:34You know, I think I just might.
01:37Odds are you'll die screaming.
01:40Well, I can't put more for this.
01:43I don't think you're gonna do it.
01:44Turn yourself into a soup.
01:46That's a new low, even for you.
01:49Oh, I can go lower.
01:50I can go straight to El.
01:54Butcher, you have to stop.
01:59Please.
02:01Rebecca.
02:02You should break her heart.
02:04Becca don't care what I do.
02:10She's dead.
02:30Hello, hello.
02:31A bit early, isn't it?
02:32You said I could call you after 8.
02:34It's 8.03.
02:36Ah, yeah.
02:37Right you are.
02:40Are you okay?
02:42Yeah.
02:43Uncle Dory.
02:44Why?
02:45You look tired.
02:46Ah, just, uh, had a naff night.
02:49That's all.
02:50No sleep.
02:51Did you watch the video I made?
02:53Uh, no.
02:54No, I, uh...
02:55I ain't had a chance yet.
02:56I think you should watch it.
02:58It kind of helps me when I...
03:00don't sleep so good.
03:01Yeah, look, I told you.
03:02I'll watch it later.
03:04Yeah.
03:04Are you mad at me?
03:08No.
03:10Of course not.
03:12Look, you're your mother's son.
03:16And I'll always watch out for you.
03:22Just like I promised.
03:26We're away.
03:38Hey there, sleepyhead.
03:41Rise and shine.
03:42Big day.
03:43anything a little extra special about today, hmm?
03:52It's my birthday, silly.
03:57Hmm?
04:01Okay, just blink if you want to wish me a happy birthday, hmm?
04:18Okay.
04:32Okay, so Red River is a group home owned by a Vought subsidiary, of course.
04:37I guess that's where Vicky grew up.
04:39You mean Nadia?
04:42God, I'm a fucking idiot.
04:43I should have seen it.
04:44How could you have seen this?
04:46I don't know.
04:46Maybe when she killed Rainer or when she blew up Congress.
04:50God damn it.
04:51Shut up.
04:53Shut up.
04:54Maybe we'll make it to the Times.
04:56No, she could head-pop everybody in the office, me included.
04:59Wait, wait.
04:59You're going in?
05:02Colin Sick.
05:02We have an all-hands of three.
05:04I've never missed one before.
05:08What if we tell Butcher?
05:09Will we tell Butcher I've been a soup sidekick for a year?
05:13Oh, Christ.
05:14He's never going to not torture me for this, is he?
05:16Well, maybe he won't.
05:19No, no, no, no.
05:20Look, we can handle this ourselves, all right?
05:25Just don't do anything.
05:26What, crazy?
05:27Stupid?
05:28No!
05:29Don't do anything until I get back, okay?
05:32You're leaving?
05:32Yeah, it's the sound check for Homelander's stupid birthday special.
05:40Wait for me.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Okay.
05:45Sure.
05:50Baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive, got your license to drive, got your license
05:57Bobby, pop, head, slide.
05:59I'll slide, slide.
06:01Uh-huh.
06:02Woo!
06:03Still got it.
06:04It's like you're back on the sweetest I want to be tour.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:07No, this is humiliating.
06:09That song was gross when I was 18.
06:11If they sing it now, they're going to make me keep a thousand feet from schools.
06:14But then don't sing it.
06:15It's easy for you to say you're already in the seven.
06:18I don't want to make waves.
06:20Trust me.
06:22Make waves.
06:25Hey, Jay, um, could we run my segment now, actually?
06:28Because I only have a few lines.
06:30Of course.
06:31Where's the fire, Starlight?
06:34Are you on a break?
06:36Sir, happy birthday.
06:37I'm Super Sonic, right?
06:39Yeah, that's right.
06:39Great to meet you.
06:40You too.
06:40Yeah.
06:41You're a real, uh, contender on American Hero.
06:44Keep it up.
06:45We could be teammates.
06:46Oh, wow.
06:46I hope so, sir.
06:47Of course, it doesn't hurt that the show's judge used to get cum drunk on your chorizo picante.
06:55Holmander, sir.
06:56We're loading the prompter with Starlight's revisions?
06:58Sure.
06:58Revisions?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Had Bruce make a couple of tweaks.
07:02Maybe some more juicy stuff.
07:03After all, you are co-captain.
07:05Need you front and center.
07:07Roger.
07:08Cue these up.
07:08Yes, sir.
07:10You know, I got to admit, I was a little unsure about this.
07:17But now, honestly, I am just so excited about what's coming.
07:22Partner.
07:23Ready for rehearsal.
07:32All right, mate?
07:35Bloody hell, Janine, you shut up.
07:37You remember your old Billy, don't you?
07:39Yeah.
07:40I got this for you.
07:42You and your dad can build it together.
07:44523 pieces of family fun.
07:49Okay, one, you don't just pop up here.
07:51You call first.
07:52And two, F-soldier boy.
07:55I don't give a mother-effing doo-doo how he checked out.
07:58Ah, bollocks.
08:00He didn't die like no hero.
08:01I'll wager.
08:02He went out on his knees begging like a right cunt.
08:05What the f-
08:08Sorry, love.
08:10Look.
08:11If there's a weapon out there that killed Soldier Boy, then it can kill home lander, and that's
08:17got to be worth something.
08:20Now, we're working our way through his old team.
08:23Frenchie and Kimiko are starting with the Crimson Cabbage, and I'm going to hit up Gunpowder.
08:29Sounds like you've got everything covered.
08:31It's ain't just anyone.
08:33It's Soldier Boy.
08:36You can close the book on him once and for all.
08:39For your dad, your family.
08:42Fuck off with that shit.
08:48My father died hunched over a desk, obsessing over a dead man while he was ignoring his two
08:55living children.
08:57And I almost did the same thing to her.
09:02Thanks for coming by.
09:18You're doing a bang-up job with her, Mike.
09:27Butcher, hold on a second.
09:30I might have one thing.
10:55Surely there is no God here.
11:11You want to wait three hours for a three-minute ride? It is a monument to a monster.
11:18Since when?
11:24Okay, first work, then pleasure.
11:27Oui?
11:27Okay, let's go, come on.
11:45Okay.
11:53Soldier Boy, a musical journey is about to begin.
11:57Get your tickets back.
12:11Soldier Boy grew up in the birthplace of American liberty.
12:15Born poor on the mean streets of South Philadelphia.
12:18He learned the values of hard work, tenacity, and bravery.
12:22He used those values to prove America's exceptionalism to the world.
12:26Okay, boys, let's give these craps some hell.
12:31He defended us against the encroaching red menace.
12:35Congressman, I have a list right here of avowed communists.
12:38He helped guide America into a brighter future.
12:43And along the way, he found the love of a good woman,
12:46which made his sacrifice all the more noble when he gave his life,
12:51saving us from a nuclear holocaust.
12:54Please join us in saluting Soldier Boy.
12:59When the night was dark
13:05And the dawn was cold
13:15From sea to shining sea
13:19And mountains majesty
13:22He did it all for the red, white, and the bold
13:33Cause he's America's son
13:38A shining figure to freedom
13:45He's America's son
13:49Next
13:56You seem a little old for the countess tea package
13:59We're young as heart
14:06Oh, sweetie
14:07Can't you talk?
14:10Would you like to hear something new?
14:32You know that chimps are physically incapable of crying
14:36But that doesn't mean they're not crying on the inside
14:41In the heart of the jungle
14:43Just trying to stay alive
14:47It seems more than just bananas
14:50For a thief is too
14:52What? What are you?
14:53What are you?
14:54What? What are you?
14:55Ow!
14:55Don't let her hands touch
14:56Ow!
14:57Let go of me, you bitch
15:02Now, Fireball, if your hands don't touch me
15:04You stay quiet and relax
15:06She will hurt you
15:08What do you want?
15:09We want to know about Soldier Boy
15:11What the fuck do you care about Soldier Boy?
15:14We want the truth about Soldier Boy
15:16Not the mail you've been giving us in your appalling show
15:19How did he die?
15:20Who killed him?
15:22Talk
15:22The show is the truth, motherfucker
15:24He died a hero
15:26How did he die?
16:07Honey, we got him. Come on.
16:10We can't hurry.
16:28God damn it.
16:38Ha! Fuck!
16:42God.
16:49Huey, man.
16:50Man, are you okay?
16:51Hey.
16:53Alex?
16:56Uh, where's Annie?
16:57She's actually on stage with Homelander.
16:59It's a crazy fucking day, man.
17:00Yeah, yeah.
17:01So glad that you're there with her.
17:03Hey, why'd you pick up the phone?
17:05Well, you called three times in the last three minutes.
17:07Is anything wrong?
17:08No, no. Everything's good. Everything's fine.
17:10Just tell her that I called, okay?
17:18It is such an honor to be with you all tonight celebrating my, my dear friend and mentor, Homelander.
17:26Now, before we bring out Dame Judi Dench, I would like to take a moment.
17:31Uh, hey Jay, what's that? I'm supposed to be announcing the Starlight house.
17:36You sing me happy birthday.
17:39Fun, right?
17:42Go for it.
17:46Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
17:49Okay.
17:50Hold, hold, hold, hold. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:52Um, Starlight.
17:55Listen, Starlight, I hate to direct you, but, um, we're gonna need a little more JFK just got rimmed out
18:02by Marilyn version.
18:03It's gotta fit with the routine.
18:05Actually, show her the routine.
18:08You're gonna fucking love this.
18:15That's your backup.
18:17Okay.
18:19Okay, uh, hold on everybody.
18:21Okay, please, thank you.
18:22Just stand down, okay? Real quick.
18:25Can I talk to Roger?
18:27Uh, yeah, sure, absolutely.
18:32I have...
18:34Concerns.
18:35You do?
18:35Mm-hmm.
18:36Oh, okay, well...
18:38What are they?
18:38What's demeaning?
18:40It's demeaning to sing your friend happy birthday?
18:42Are you gonna sing all sexy for me on my birthday?
18:46Starlight, what's with all this animosity?
18:48Hey, um, can we just have one minute, please?
18:53Yes, go.
18:56Hey, um, okay.
18:59For the record.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:01I know you don't care whether I sing or not.
19:03This is a juvenile attempt to get me to look like a sex doll.
19:07Instead of a co-captain.
19:11I'm not doing it.
19:13I have an idea.
19:14Why don't you light the fuck up?
19:16Come on, you gotta sing the shit out of this song.
19:18Ready?
19:19Let's hit it.
19:19If Starlight doesn't want to sing, she doesn't sing.
19:24Stan!
19:25What a surprise.
19:26Our testing shows that 76% of likely viewers will make every effort to watch tonight for Starlight.
19:33As for you, 53% might DVR.
19:37I think that that means that she can call her own shots, don't you?
19:41So, how about I just walk, Stan? How would that rate?
19:44After the PR hole you dug for yourself this past year,
19:47I'd say you're lucky we're putting on this farce at all.
19:49But hey, it's your party.
19:51You can cry if you want to.
20:12Damn, Annie.
20:13What happened to you in New York?
20:15It started making waves.
20:19Thank you so much for coming in.
20:21Have you met my new development exam?
20:23Hi, I'm also Ashley.
20:26Uh-huh.
20:27We are super curious to hear what you have for us today.
20:30So curious.
20:31I've been thinking a lot about all the ways that I can contribute around here.
20:35Maybe I can't run as fast as I used to, but I've never just been the world's fastest man.
20:40Like, there's a lot of layers to the A-Train that people haven't seen yet.
20:43Such as?
20:44Well, I'm also a strong, very proud black man.
20:48Right, Seth?
20:52Seth?
20:53Come on, man.
20:55Tell them.
20:56Right.
20:59The seven have been dipping in the African-American demo.
21:01Our numbers for Dawn of the Seven have been soft.
21:04People of color don't tend to react well to Nazis.
21:07Facts.
21:08We thought a rebranding of A-Train maybe could change that.
21:13If done tastefully.
21:14A rebranding.
21:15So, listen.
21:17We start with a docu-series on Vought's soul.
21:22A-Train to Africa.
21:24Boom!
21:25The art's just a mock-up.
21:28It'll trace his family's journey from the plains of Africa all the way to Vought Tower.
21:32Yeah, like, I want to get back in touch with my roots.
21:36Like, in roots!
21:38Uh-huh.
21:39And for the Gen Z's, a state-of-the-art interactive learning experience.
21:52Is that a video game about the slave trade?
21:55Some powerful stuff.
21:58It's really something.
22:00I even had LJ redesign the suit, you know.
22:03For the culture.
22:04I want to introduce it tonight.
22:05Oh, yeah.
22:06No, let's have a beat on that and think about that.
22:10Okay.
22:11Okay.
22:11Wow.
22:12Thank you so much for that pitch.
22:15That was so well-told.
22:18Mm-hmm.
22:18So well-told.
22:19All right.
22:20Yeah.
22:23We're gonna discuss with the team and get back to you.
22:26Cool.
22:27Yeah.
22:27Thanks.
22:28See you tonight.
22:33I'm kind of surprised that they didn't buy it in the room.
22:36Right?
22:36She hated it.
22:37What?
22:38No, man.
22:39She said it was well-told.
22:40Yeah, that's code for she fucking hated it.
22:42Look, ma'am, she didn't buy it because it's total bullshit.
22:45You couldn't care less about your African roots.
22:47You know it, and she knows it, and frankly, Africa knows it.
22:50Yeah?
22:52You don't have a fucking dick.
22:59Okay.
23:02So, uh, where at what do you work?
23:05Um, uh, the tower.
23:06Social media.
23:07Up on 47.
23:08Mm-hmm.
23:09Um, I'm sorry.
23:09You said you don't get many potential parents?
23:12Well, you know what kind of a home we are, right?
23:14Yeah.
23:15No, of course.
23:15It's a group home.
23:18For the super abled.
23:22Mason, please get down from there.
23:23Yeah, uh, so many tragic stories, but, uh, with the right attention, uh, they can bounce
23:28back so quickly.
23:30Ah.
23:31Ah, they're little treasures.
23:34Ah.
23:37Teddy's still well.
23:38We don't teleport.
23:40It wasn't time.
23:41Yeah.
23:43So, their, their parents, their, uh...
23:46Well, uh, some of the kids, they discovered their gifts quite early before they were able
23:50to control them.
23:51But, uh, listen, I'm, I'm sure you'd be perfectly safe.
23:54Hmm.
23:56Hey, can you, can you, uh, can you show me the rest of the place?
23:59Oh, what did you want to see?
24:01Anything.
24:01Whatever you got.
24:02Oh.
24:03Yeah.
24:03Sorry, what, uh, what is it, Teddy?
24:09Hey, wait a minute.
24:10I know you.
24:12You're Starlight's boyfriend?
24:14Uh.
24:15And you work at the Bureau.
24:17Uh.
24:17This is highly irregular.
24:18I can explain.
24:20Um, okay.
24:21The, the truth is, Starlight is, is the one that sent me here.
24:25I'm completely sterile.
24:27Doctor says my sperm are bad.
24:29Like, really, really bad.
24:30Like a bunch of fat, dead tadpoles.
24:33But we, we want a kid, and, um, she wanted to keep it quiet, so she sent me here to
24:38cover
24:38for her.
24:39I, I was never here, by the way.
24:40We, we just want to keep it about love and not publicity.
24:44You know?
24:48This is fantastic.
24:49With a superhuman mother, there is far less chance of parental fatality.
24:53Oh, yeah.
24:54That's great.
24:54That's great news.
24:56So have a few standouts that I think you'll be pretty thrilled with.
24:59You mind if I, uh, just kind of flip around a bit?
25:03Oh.
25:05Sorry.
25:05Sorry.
25:08Is there anything in particular that you're looking for?
25:11Um, boy, girl.
25:12No, we, you know, we don't really see gender that way.
25:15Well, Samir is South Asian.
25:17Mm-hmm.
25:18It's very hot right now.
25:20No, that sounds great.
25:22Uh, Samir right here?
25:23Okay.
25:24South Asian.
25:41Nadia, do you know why you're here today?
25:43Did I do something wrong?
25:44Not at all.
25:46You've made so much progress, and that's why you're here.
25:50You're getting what you've always wanted.
25:53You're, you're adopting me.
25:55Well, I can't adopt you, sport.
25:57No, technically.
25:59It's more complicated than you need to worry about.
26:02But you are a very rare and exceptional girl, and you're coming with me.
26:07I'm gonna take care of you now.
26:09It's not right.
26:10It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
26:16My mom says some days are like that.
26:19Even in Australia.
26:21You want me to read it again?
26:24I'm actually too old for that.
26:25Oh, you smartass.
26:27Scoot.
26:28Let me talk to your mom.
26:34Bad days do happen.
26:37Maybe I need to read this to you.
26:39You have.
26:40About a million times before bed.
26:46Anything in the news?
26:47Still nothing.
26:50Good.
27:00Tony was a friend of yours.
27:02I understand why you'd be upset.
27:04Somebody had bought dropped the ball.
27:06I can't have people showing up at my work calling me Nadia.
27:09A cleaning crew sterilized the site within 15 minutes of the incident.
27:14No witnesses have come forward.
27:16And if they do, we'll deal with them.
27:19The same way you dealt with Tony.
27:23Come on, sport.
27:24Haven't I always taken care of you?
27:36Welcome.
27:37Next.
27:38Number one.
27:39Uh-uh.
27:40Oh.
27:41Sorry, mate.
27:43There you go.
27:45Nice piece.
27:46Welcome.
27:47Next.
27:49Come through.
27:50Come through.
27:52This country rocks.
27:54This country rocks.
27:56This country rocks.
27:57This country rocks.
27:57The matter that you know, it's yours.
28:00You can stand up for the red, white and blue.
28:04You can stand up for the phrase that it hates you.
28:08And I'll tell you something.
28:09If Dakota Bob Singer gets elected president,
28:12you say hello to left-wing socialism.
28:15Because I'll tell you this right now.
28:17He's going to follow the George Soros globalist playbook to a T.
28:21Step one.
28:22Oppress the citizens and confiscate their firearms.
28:25Step two.
28:27Have it all gleefully reported by the so-called news media.
28:30And step three.
28:31In every classroom around the country,
28:33they're going to teach your kids to hate America,
28:35the Constitution, and the Second Amendment.
28:37Good for us.
28:38The silent majority.
28:40And the Vaught Rifle Association.
28:42Let me tell you something.
28:43We are armed and we're ready to fight back.
28:45Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen.
28:47And don't forget, two for one on holla points on the way out.
28:49Use the promo code GUNPOWDER.
28:51God bless y'all.
29:00Excuse me, Mr. Powder.
29:01I'm your number one fan.
29:03I bought all your rifles.
29:04Every one of them.
29:05That Vaught VR-15.
29:07Phew.
29:08That was a hell of a gun.
29:10Smooth trick.
29:12Smooth.
29:14I'd shake your hand, but, uh, well...
29:17Yeah.
29:19Well, I appreciate that.
29:28Yeah.
29:35Yeah, I've followed you since your payback days.
29:38I mean, 14 years old.
29:41Picked to be soldier boy psychic.
29:43He's a great man.
29:47What's nice meeting you, buddy?
29:49You must have been chuffed, eh?
29:51Helping him on his missions.
29:52Letting him watch you on the bog.
29:54Stick his finger up your bum a bit.
29:56Give him a sloppy little nosh.
29:58All in a day's work for a young ward, innit?
30:00Like I hadn't heard that sidekick pedal shit a thousand times before.
30:03Don't you do me a big favor, buddy, and fuck off!
30:06You're right.
30:07I'm sorry.
30:08That's a filthy, unsubstantiated rumor.
30:11Goddamn right it is.
30:13Till now, this is a complaint you filed to Vaught,
30:17begging to be taken off payback on account of, and I quote,
30:21soldier boy's habitual abuse.
30:24Of course I buried at Vaught being a cunt, say, oh.
30:27That right there is a fake.
30:28Of course it is.
30:29I'm sorry, who are you?
30:31I told you.
30:32Biggest fan.
30:34And I want to help you.
30:36Keep strong.
30:38Be a crying shame if a red make faithful out there
30:42found out you were soldier boy's underage knob gobbler.
30:47Now, all I want to know is what happened to him.
30:52And you're gonna tell me.
30:53Maybe I put a bullet in your head.
30:59You do that,
31:00then it'll be all over the interweb of an hour.
31:03You see, buddy, I don't give a shit.
31:05Cause that never happened.
31:07Soldier boy never touched me like that.
31:31I can't believe I'm sorry.
31:32Your head's in,
31:34You're like,
31:35you're going to catch me.
31:35I can't believe you.
31:36I can't believe so.
31:37You be your head.
31:41You're not going to get more.
31:41You're not going to get more.
31:44Cause I'm not going to get more.
31:46That's why I did it.
31:47You've got more than $2 billion.
32:02Oh, fuck.
32:20Oh, fuck.
32:53Oh, fuck.
33:20Oh, fuck.
33:27Oh, fuck.
33:41Hey, Chelsea.
33:44Lucy, it's your lucky day, considering.
33:47You're my annual birthday save.
33:50Don't come any closer.
33:51Life is a precious gift to throw yours away.
33:54It'd be a real slap in the Lord's face, don't you think?
33:57You don't want to go to hell for all eternity, do you?
34:01I'm Jewish.
34:05All right, well, regardless, just step back from the ledge, please.
34:09Yeah, that's good. Just don't be afraid of the Zoom.
34:11Remember Roger Deacos.
34:12Mike, frame up. He could be flying down any second.
34:19Oh, fuck.
34:21Come on, look. I'm here now.
34:23You jump, I'm just gonna fly down and save you anyway.
34:26It's all futile and...
34:39She wouldn't... It's my...
34:43It's my birthday.
34:47She...
34:51She...
34:52She...
35:06She...
35:07You probably don't know this because, you know, Jew...
35:12But Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December.
35:15That was piggybacked off a pagan festival, and guess what?
35:18Today's not my birthday, either.
35:22Nope.
35:23Don't know when it is, but sure as hell ain't today.
35:27This was just chosen for me by a marketing department.
35:32I mean, I can't even have a birthday at all.
35:35I wasn't born.
35:36I was just poured out of a fucking test tube.
35:41Immaculate Conception.
35:44I know exactly how he must have felt.
35:47Jesus.
35:50You give and you give.
35:52You give your whole fucking life.
35:57And what happens?
35:58People just tear you down.
36:01Why do people destroy their gods?
36:03How is it fair that you get saved
36:06while a beautiful, perfect god gets killed?
36:17You know what, Chelsea?
36:22I think you should jump.
36:24I don't think I want to.
36:26You don't want to?
36:27Why don't you show a little follow-through, Chelsea?
36:30Jump.
36:31Please, I just want to get down.
36:33I'm not suggesting anymore.
36:37Jump.
36:39No, please.
36:40Oh, God.
36:41Oh, God.
36:42No, no, no.
36:44No, God.
36:47The only man in the sky
36:50is me.
36:51The fuck did she bite off her own tongue?
36:54Storm from a million-dollar babied herself.
36:56It's horrible.
36:57Oh, so.
37:20Daddy, it smells smoky.
37:27Okay, baby, I got it.
37:51I'm sorry.
37:52Baby, I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I'm sorry.
38:13I'm sorry.
38:24Hey.
38:25Hey.
38:28Huey.
38:30Hi.
38:31Hey, where have you been?
38:33Uh, you know, just, um, working from home.
38:37Oh, my God, your hand.
38:38Yeah, yeah, no, it's nothing.
38:42I'm fine.
38:42So who's Nadia?
38:44Nadia?
38:45Yeah, Scotty said some guy came in yesterday
38:47asking for Nadia.
38:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:49No, there was, there was a guy, um,
38:51and he, he was looking at your picture.
38:53He said your name was Nadia.
38:55Said he knew you from, like, way back when.
38:57You weren't gonna tell me?
38:58I know.
38:59I mean, it was just some guy off his meds,
39:00it seemed like, yeah.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:03I, I mean, you're missing work.
39:05Your hand.
39:06A lot going on.
39:08Is there something I should know?
39:12He was with me.
39:14I'm sorry for stealing him away from you,
39:16but we had some things that we needed to discuss
39:19very loudly.
39:22Actually, we made quite the scene at Panera.
39:24I mean, it's a miracle nobody recognized me.
39:27Yeah, sorry, I was, I was trying to preserve
39:29just a tiny little shred of my dignity,
39:31but, uh, we had a fight.
39:34We didn't leave things in the greatest place,
39:36so I thought I would come by and...
39:37Check up on me?
39:38Well, I was worried about you.
39:39Yeah, well, you know, I can handle
39:40some things by myself, right?
39:42Okay, I'm just trying to help.
39:43I don't always need your help.
39:44I mean, you don't have to treat me like I'm a kid.
39:46Yeah, I was thinking that I was treating you
39:47like my boyfriend.
39:48Well, you...
39:48You know, this is actually none of my business,
39:50so I'm just, I'm gonna go.
39:51Good, good luck with all of that.
39:53Oh, and Huey?
39:55Yeah?
39:56Cut her some slack.
39:57You shouldn't be afraid of a powerful woman.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:10All right, thanks for the save, by the way.
40:16What are you doing here?
40:17What am I doing here?
40:19Well, uh, Alex said that you were acting weird,
40:22and I've been calling you literally every five minutes, so...
40:26All right, shut.
40:27Sorry, I left my phone off at Red River.
40:29I thought we were gonna handle that together.
40:31I know.
40:34I'm sorry.
40:37And you're bleeding.
40:38I know, because I can't open a fucking jar
40:40because I can't do anything fucking right.
40:42Huey.
40:44What's going on?
40:46Vicky was my friend.
40:49I know her daughter.
40:50She-she-she surprised me in the office on my birthday.
40:54We used to roll through that office
40:55like we were the fucking untouchables.
40:57I thought things were finally,
40:59finally going my way.
41:03Oh, what a goddamn joke I am.
41:05Hey, that's not true, Huey.
41:17Oh, um...
41:18I may have signed us up to adopt a child.
41:34Hey, look at that.
41:35There you go.
41:36Seven Tower.
41:38Amazing.
41:38Bye, Dad.
41:39I love you, baby.
41:40Love you, too.
41:41Mm-hmm.
41:42All right.
41:44Is Monique here?
41:46Uh, Monique, Marvin's here.
41:48Hey, you gonna stay for Homelander's birthday special?
41:50Got some brats on the grill?
41:53I think I'll pass.
41:54Thanks.
41:57Oh.
42:05You know, I've been trying, Monique.
42:09Been trying to stay away from all of it.
42:12The soups.
42:14Butcher.
42:16For Janine.
42:18And for you.
42:20I know.
42:22But this...
42:24This Soulja Boy thing came up.
42:27And you know the bag is there.
42:29Fuck.
42:32I tried up in my meds.
42:36You're having bad thoughts again.
42:38And the tics.
42:39And the compulsions.
42:41Monique, I lost my shit in front of Janine.
42:44It's like Soulja Boy.
42:46It's like this...
42:47This steel sliver inside of my brain after he...
42:52I don't know what to do.
43:01You need to go back to Butcher.
43:05That's what.
43:08I never wanted to try to turn you into something you're not.
43:10I hate that you're making yourself sick over it.
43:17Maybe I can't be with you anymore, Marvin.
43:20And I am so sorry for that.
43:25But you should go do what you have to do.
43:30Face this shit down.
43:35Please don't tell Janine about this.
43:39Not any of it.
43:40My pops.
43:41None of it.
43:42I just want to leave her out of it.
43:44Janine will be right here.
43:48Waiting.
43:50Just...
43:51Stay safe for her.
44:02The storm chasers marched in Portland today, mourning their fallen idols.
44:07When violence broke out between...
44:09Okay.
44:11Yes.
44:16Six Flags in Queensbury.
44:17We go tomorrow.
44:18We ride the grease lightning and the skim and demon.
44:22Until we vomit that donut hamburgers, huh?
44:34I know.
44:50That was your fault.
44:53No.
44:57No.
45:01That...
45:02was...
45:03your...
45:04I'm going to fall.
45:59Hi buddy, I'm sorry I'm running late.
46:03I thought I'd have time to sneak in a haircut.
46:06It always takes longer than I think it will.
46:09There's some double stuffs in the pantry,
46:12but only two, Mr. More Than Two, and I will know.
46:18Okay, I'm hanging up now.
46:20Just wanted to tell you that I love you, and I'll see you soon.
46:22So, I love you, and I'll see you soon.
46:47Butcher?
46:49You all right, mate?
46:51Hey, um, Frenchy told me about Crimson Camas.
46:54What the hell happened?
46:55We were chasing down something, but...
46:59I'm gonna knock it on your head.
47:02You was right the other day.
47:05Things are good.
47:09Ryan's good.
47:11I should leave it well enough alone,
47:12before I go and fuck it all up.
47:19You did?
47:24Newman's a soup.
47:26She's the head popper.
47:30You were?
47:30Yeah, she's pretty much Stan Egger's daughter, too.
47:33The past year of my life has been a waste.
47:35I thought we could fight Vought the right way, but we can't.
47:38It's all rigged.
47:39If we're gonna take them down,
47:41we have to do whatever it takes.
47:44We have to do it your way.
47:49Butcher, are you there?
48:28You got to be fuckin' kidding me.
48:30Get your ass off.
48:30off of my car. Why are you protecting soldier boy? If he'd have slipped me a
48:37length I wouldn't hesitate. I'd throw him to the fucking dogs.
48:52Oh shit!
48:59Oh.
49:03Oh.
49:18Oh.
49:24I don't know.
49:49Okay, okay.
49:53Please.
49:54This old boy used to slap me around a little bit, all right?
49:57He's just hazing and went too far, all right?
49:59That's it.
50:00What fucking happened to him?
50:01Didn't die in an accident, all right?
50:04The whole nuclear meltdown thing.
50:06It was just bullshit.
50:07You fucking know that?
50:09What killed him?
50:10I don't know.
50:11I don't know!
50:13I don't fucking know!
50:14All right?
50:15We were in Nicaragua.
50:16In fucking 84, but I didn't see it happen.
50:20You must have seen something.
50:21I didn't see shit!
50:23Fuck, I was just a kid.
50:25That's the others.
50:26That's the fucking CIA.
50:28CIA?
50:29Yeah.
50:30Yeah.
50:31We were working with the CIA.
50:34Who was your case officer?
50:37Grace.
50:39Grace, Grace Mallory.
50:41All right?
50:41Fuck.
50:49Please.
50:50Please.
50:50Look.
50:51Fuck.
50:52I told you everything I know.
50:54All right.
50:54Please.
50:55Just...
50:55Just...
50:56I know you're dead.
50:59But it don't change
51:00what you are.
51:05I know you're dead.
51:07Fuck.
51:12Fuck.
51:16Fuck.
51:18Fuck.
51:26Fuck.
51:28Fuck.
51:30Fuck.
51:31Fuck.
51:31Fuck.
51:46You're so fine when you're cruising in your jail
51:53Cruising in your jail
51:55I'm in cruising in jail
51:57I'm waving baby baby
51:59Got your license to drive
52:02Got your license to drive
52:04Me crazy
52:05I'm waving baby baby
52:07Feel so alive
52:09Got your license to drive
52:13Now that you're 16
52:15Me crazy
52:31What the fuck is he wearing?
52:33What the fuck is he wearing?
52:37Get me fucking wardrobe
52:40Get me fucking wardrobe
52:41So I can fucking choke them out
52:43Alright so now
52:44I would like to bring out
52:45Our co-captains
52:47So let's give it up
52:48For Starlight
52:49And the man of the hour himself
52:51Homelander
52:57Happy birthday
52:58Thank you
52:59I can see you girding
53:01You disgusting fat fuck
53:02Get off the fucking stage
53:11Wow
53:12I'm so honored to be with you guys tonight
53:15To celebrate my dear friend
53:17And mentor
53:19Homelander
53:20I'm here to do more than wish you a happy birthday though
53:23I'm thrilled to be announcing a project that is
53:27Near and dear to my heart
53:29The Starlight House is a non-profit foundation
53:32Dedicated to helping homeless and at-risk youth
53:36Hey Homelander
53:37Your Nazi died
53:38Did he just say his Nazi died?
53:42Let's go
53:50Hey Homelander
53:53He's just
53:54He's a human
53:55He's just like the rest of us
53:57We all make mistakes
53:59Right?
54:00But
54:01We all deserve second chances
54:04In that spirit
54:06Homelander
54:07Has agreed
54:09To donate
54:10Ten
54:10Million
54:12Dollars
54:13To the Starlight House
54:15Which
54:15No
54:16I mean
54:16Come on
54:17Give it up
54:18Give it up
54:18No
54:19No
54:19No
54:23Salah lied to you just now
54:25She did
54:26I don't make mistakes
54:27I'm not just like the rest of you
54:30I'm stronger
54:31I'm smarter
54:33I'm better
54:34I am better
54:36I'm not some weak-kneed fucking crybaby
54:38That goes around fucking apologizing all the time
54:41And why the fuck would you want me to be?
54:43You're a fucking commercial, Roger?
54:44Go to fucking commercial
54:45Don't you dare stop rolling, Roger
54:50All my life
54:51People have tried to control me
54:53My whole life
54:54Rich people
54:55Powerful people
54:56Tried to muzzle me
54:58Cancel me
54:59Keep me impotent and obedient
55:01Like I'm a fucking puppet
55:03You know what?
55:04It worked
55:04Because I allowed it to work
55:06And guess what?
55:08If they can control me
55:09Then you can
55:09Bet your ass they can control you
55:11They already do
55:12You just don't realize it
55:15I'm done
55:17I am done apologizing
55:19I am done being persecuted for my strength
55:22You people
55:23Should be thanking Christ
55:25That I am who and what I am
55:27Because you need me
55:29You need me to save you
55:32You do
55:36I am the only one
55:38Who possibly can
55:43You're not the real heroes
55:46I'm the real hero
55:53I'm the real hero
55:59Baby, baby, baby
56:01Got your license to drive
56:03You got your license
56:04Got your license to drive me
56:06Yeah, crazy
56:10Yeah, yeah
56:20Come over here, baby
56:21Let's go
56:22Got your hands spread wide
56:24At ten and two
56:25I'm gonna take you to driving school
56:29I'm hugging those curves
56:31Got your hands on my wheel
56:33When you grab that stick
56:35Grab that stick
56:36Gonna make your tires squeal
56:37Dangerous curve
56:38She's my sweet 16
56:40Make my engine blur
56:42You're my teenage queen
56:44Yeah, baby, baby, baby
56:46Got your license to drive
57:17Got your license to drive
57:18Not my ignition
57:19Slip on over to the passenger side
57:22I'm gonna give you a good
57:26Dangerous curve
57:28She's my sweet 16
57:29Meet my engine blur
57:31Your my teenage queen
57:34Oh!
57:34Baby, baby, baby
57:35Got your license to drive
57:40Oh!
57:42Oh!
57:42Oh!
57:42Come on pretty baby, make me feel so alive
57:46Got your license to drive
57:49Show me your license to drive, me crazy
57:53Baby, baby, baby, got your license to drive
57:57Got your license to drive, me crazy
58:00Come on pretty baby, make me feel so alive
58:04Got your license to drive, now that you're sixteen
58:38Me crazy
58:40You're welcome
58:41You're welcome
58:41D Skin
59:09One
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