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14:06So what?
14:35You were supposed to be
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14:57Let me out, man!
14:59Right here, brother.
15:25What are you doing here?
15:29Apparently your work still has Maggie Shaw as your emergency contact.
15:35Ah, shit. Sorry.
15:37It's okay.
15:40Where else would I score this sweet jelly?
15:46I thought it was Badunagi.
15:49Turns out my appendix was about to burst.
15:51Well, there are easier ways to get my attention.
15:58I kept thinking you'd call.
16:01Yeah. Me too.
16:04You want me to call your mom?
16:08Definitely not.
16:10Someone else? Like a girlfriend?
16:15Seriously? Thanks for coming, but I'm sure you have more important places to be.
16:18Hey, you could die from something like this.
16:22But I didn't, so I guess you don't need to save me.
16:24Yeah, well, I still want to see the doctor.
16:28Maeve, I'm fine, I promise.
16:36You know, watching Botched doesn't make you a fucking medical expert.
16:42I'll wait a while.
16:44I'll just see, okay?
16:47Can we get this middle chair out of here, please?
16:49Yeah, something. Thank you.
16:50Can we get the two on the side?
16:51Just smooshed together. We lost one of them.
16:53Okay, resetting one background.
16:55All right, people. Quiet on the set.
16:57Rolling.
16:57Well, Stormfront, congrats on the seven.
16:59Are you as excited to be here as I am?
17:01I don't know. I don't think so.
17:04Can you tell us a little about how girls get it done?
17:06Girls get it done?
17:07Girls get it done.
17:09Girls get it done.
17:09Let's dish, boys.
17:11Starlight, single or spoken for?
17:13Single, single.
17:14Single, single.
17:15Definitely single.
17:18Tell us how fun it is to have all this girl power.
17:21Can you repeat that but say,
17:23strong is the new pretty right at the end?
17:26Do girls make better heroes?
17:28Do girls make better heroes than boys?
17:30Do girls make better heroes?
17:33Look, no offense.
17:34I get you have your talking points,
17:36but why does it matter whether heroes have a dick or a vag?
17:39I mean, shouldn't we all just, you know, be competent at our jobs?
17:44I don't think girls do anything better.
17:46I think chicks and dicks are in it together.
17:50Oh, that's me.
17:56Sorry, Ashy.
17:57Thought won't let me have pockets in this thing.
18:00You can see every crease in my ass.
18:02You can practically see up Starlight's uterus.
18:04You want to talk about girl power?
18:05Let's talk about getting some pockets.
18:08Starlight, your teammate A-Train has been out of the public eye.
18:13Vought recently revealed that he was on a top-secret mission in Kandahar.
18:18Are you worried about him?
18:19Yeah, of course.
18:21I pray for him every night.
18:24America really is lucky to have such a brave hero fighting for them.
18:28What if I told you he's right behind you?
18:31Yay!
18:32Here comes the A-Train!
18:36What's up?
18:37Wow.
18:38All right.
18:39Yay!
18:42Wow, welcome back.
18:44Thanks.
18:47Stormfront, you know, it is such an honor to meet you.
18:49I'm a huge fan.
18:50Don't get up.
18:52Relax.
18:52Thanks, sir.
18:53Uh, maybe we can chair.
18:57Okay.
19:07Hey.
19:08Hey.
19:12How are you feeling?
19:15Fan fucking test.
19:17That's great.
19:18We were really worried about you.
19:23do you play nope it was prince's guitar from purple rain when i woke up i was just like
19:32fuck it i want that shit
19:37shit like what i went through really gives you some perspective
19:45you know totally they told me you came by my room every day to pray for me
19:54thank you you're so welcome yeah i i think that prayer really does help
20:04anyway you should know that everyone thinks it was a really good idea that you called me in for
20:10backup that night i mean what would have happened if i hadn't been there to give you cpr
20:18that's good to know
20:23how does everyone feel about you helping your traitor fucking boyfriend escape
20:29or maybe you didn't mention that part
20:38so who did you mention that part
20:42i think that's what you're doing
20:57you're having a hard time lately you don't feel so good
21:05you're having a bad reputation in your neighborhood
21:21just had a meeting with the colonel
21:29colonel mallory
21:32you saw her that's right frenchy
21:37she's gonna help us we get her the soup terrorist
21:40she's gonna get the cia to scrub our records clean
21:43get the old bill off our asses and get you back to your girls
21:48how do we know you're telling the truth
21:55734 central ave newark
21:59what does that mean
22:00that's the address you gave me
22:02it's linked to the blind bank account that smuggled that soup gun stateside
22:05and i'll bet you he's there
22:07oh my lord
22:09ain't you twice lucky that i've shown up eh
22:32melissa dabrowski was more than just another finger bang you know
22:35no no no no no no no no
22:37it's not fucking happening
22:38it's not fucking real
22:39oh the way she looked at you
22:41she was sweet
22:42smart
22:43or like that
22:44you could have been happy
22:47you deserve to be loved
22:52don't fuck with me
22:53you deserve to be loved kevin
22:56but that starts with you
22:57don't fuck with me
22:59take a look
23:00a real look
23:04go on
23:25i'm sorry
23:27i'm so sorry
23:29i'm the ugly
23:30no
23:31yes
23:34on the inside
23:38you just don't see what i see
23:51you are so beautiful
23:59no
24:00to me
24:03you are so beautiful
24:08to me
24:11i'm not
24:14you're everything i hoped for
24:18you're everything i need
24:23you are so beautiful
24:55you're so beautiful
24:59You are so beautiful to me, yeah.
25:16So, in short, do not waste your hard-earned cash on this shitty big-titted hunk of plastic.
25:22It'll probably end up in a manatee's belly when your kid chucks it in the garbage.
25:27Hey, um, I just gotta say, I really like everything that you've been saying about Vought.
25:35Yeah, okay, cool.
25:37No, I mean, I agree with you.
25:40You wearing a wire or something?
25:42What? What is that?
25:44Look, I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I don't need some fucking Vought spy Barbie sniffing around
25:50to see whether I'm a team player.
25:51What? That is not at all what I am.
25:55I used to be a fan, but look at you. You're like the Voughtiest Vought in all Vought.
26:08I think, uh, Cyclops dude's trying to get your attention.
26:14What happened to your eye?
26:16Well, Vought is testing a new volumizing dry shampoo for eye irritation.
26:21As if you give a fuck.
26:23Here.
26:25I'll throw you a sample.
26:30Are you kidding me? I can't take this right now.
26:33I can't get away from this press junk in.
26:34I literally have no pockets.
26:37I want it to be. Here it is.
26:38If you threaten me again, I'm gonna make sure that everyone knows that you're the one who took it.
26:47What's that with Gekko?
26:48Hey.
26:49Yeah, from Capes for Christ back in the day.
26:54Yeah.
26:55Yeah.
26:56What'd you just put in your boot?
26:58What? Nothing.
27:01Because it looked like you just put something in your boot.
27:05Why don't you tell me what's in my boot?
27:27Maybe you shouldn't be hitting the Cristal with your buddies quite so soon.
27:33Come on.
27:35Let's finish dick-tickling these halfwits so we can finally do our real job.
27:42Shall we?
27:48All right, kiddo.
27:50Here we are.
27:51Have a great lesson.
27:52Yep.
27:56Okay, I'll be back in an hour.
27:58I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
27:59Yep.
28:00Um, thanks.
28:03Bye.
28:04Hi, Ryan.
28:06How are you?
28:47I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:48I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:48I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:48I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:48I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:48I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:49I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:51I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:51I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
28:56I'm gonna go have coffee with Miss Bird.
29:04open the door open the fucking door please get back inside the car i want to talk to dr park
29:10go back inside the car god damn it dr park now
29:19hey becca what the fuck is going on i understand this is upsetting i was told i would never have
29:25to see him ever again that he would never know about ryan or me that was the deal
29:29homelander is quite upset that this information was concealed from him
29:32corporate has made a decision not to antagonize him further
29:36you need to make him leave because if you don't i'm gonna take ryan and i'm gonna run
29:41and you'll never fucking find us ever again i think we both know that that's not possible
29:50you have to protect us you have you have to move us please i'm sorry now that he knows there's
29:57just
29:57no putting the toothpaste back in the tube you should probably be getting back piano lessons
30:01are almost done just keep him calm our best guess you'll get bored and move on
30:07you don't know that you don't
30:21do i get to keep this maybe only you trade me for it
30:28i will let you take me out to dinner
30:35right i forgot we'll need to order in keep it low pro
30:41mave what are you doing here if nothing has changed
30:44oh christ the last thing that woman needs is another nose job
30:50okay we've done this dance thanks
30:54elena it's time to go
31:13homelander and i went to this oscar party for 12 years a slave
31:18there's this producer he swapped place cards so he could sit next to me
31:23and he chatted me up all night two days later there's a fire in his office
31:28they found his head in one room
31:31and his torso in another
31:35what are you saying
31:38i don't want him to do that to you
31:42who
31:48homelander
31:51you think homelander did that
31:54the things that i've watched him do
32:01the things that you made me do
32:09if he ever finds out about you
32:15why are you telling me this now
32:25i don't want you to hate me anymore
32:31cool thank you
32:33you're welcome
32:35it's crazy you don't have one already actually
32:38i don't really have anyone to call though
32:42you could call me
32:46you know ryan um
32:47when i was your age
32:49i didn't have many friends either
32:52mom says being lonely makes you know yourself better
32:55well
32:56that's not wrong
32:58i suppose
33:02can i tell you a secret
33:03man to man
33:04you know
33:17my dad and i
33:19we never played catch in the yard with a world series ball
33:24truth is
33:26i never had a dad
33:30or a mom
33:32wait you
33:33you didn't
33:37see
33:38sometimes
33:39it's hard
33:41ryan
33:42being
33:44superior to every single other person on the planet
33:47it's
33:47it's
33:48isolating
33:49and gods
33:50should not
33:52have to feel that kind of have to feel that kind of pain
33:58because that is what we are ryan
34:05you
34:06and me
34:08and me
34:10we're gods
34:16son we can do anything
34:18we want
34:20and no one can stop us
34:24now that
34:27that's a good feeling
34:29a really good feeling
34:33and now
34:34you
34:36and me
34:39can share it together
34:45i
34:46i should probably go to bed now
34:49you know
34:49sure
35:03i love you son
35:08don't you say it back
35:09oh
35:10i
35:11love you too
35:15this is nice
35:28your turn mom
35:29you need to leave
35:32excuse me
35:33you need to get the fuck out of my house
35:42what happens
35:44one day when
35:45ryan asks to
35:47go to a baseball game
35:49swim in the ocean
35:50eat at a burger king
35:54how do you think he's gonna feel
35:55when he finds out
35:56that you've lied to him
35:57this whole
35:57life
36:02do you think he's gonna be happy
36:04that you
36:05kept him in this
36:06pretty prison
36:10or
36:12do you think he'll
36:13fucking despise you
36:16hmm
36:19let's go ask him
36:22don't
36:27you were right
36:30i'm not gonna get bored
36:31and move on
36:34i'm not going anywhere
36:36so feel free to tell
36:37dr park to go
36:38fuck himself
36:45how about some jiffy pop
36:55hello
36:55i only got two of these
36:58well we better make it count
37:01what if he doesn't work on the terrorist's side
37:03then we're right and well fucked
37:21are you okay
37:29okay
37:30okay
37:34okay
37:35oh
37:35okay
38:50The ones who kidnapped you?
38:53You know this man?
38:57What is going on?
39:01Give me a call.
39:26What is going on?
39:59A boy. A girl. Her brother. That's what she was trying to tell me.
40:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's your brother.
40:30No, it was a boy.
40:32Come on!
40:39Let's go!
40:46Please!
40:54Give me a go!
41:00Wait!
41:12Hey.
41:15You don't know me.
41:17I'm not a sellout.
41:19Oh, okay. Cool. Congratulations.
41:24Oh, come on. Why do you care what I think?
41:29Maybe I want to say everything that you're saying about Vought.
41:33Maybe I think Vought's...
41:41What? What's Vought?
41:45Oh, my God. Everyone is so fucking stage-managed. Life isn't actually a PR strategy. You can say what you
41:52think.
41:52What if it's not safe?
41:54You are literally bulletproof. What the fuck is gonna happen?
42:00Okay. Who's the greatest superhero of all time?
42:05Homelander?
42:06No. Pippi Longstocking.
42:09Pippi Longstocking, she's a nine-year-old girl, lived in a house all by herself. Pet monkey, could lift a
42:14horse with one hand. You haven't read Pippi Longstocking?
42:17No.
42:18I guess not.
42:31Hmm.
42:31Pippi didn't care. She never cared about being polite or cute. Look. Fuck this world for confusing nice with good.
42:43Be a bitch if you want. Be whatever. Just drop the mask once in a while. Feels good. You can
42:49finally breathe.
42:55Oh, and if someone sticks a dick in your mouth, bite it off. Pippi Longstocking would bite a D. That's
43:04for damn sure.
43:05Come here.
43:15Take care.
43:17Take care.
43:39No, no, butcher!
43:40No, easy, easy, butcher!
43:41CIA would've locked him up in some black box forever
43:44and she never would've seen her brother again.
43:46Easy!
43:47Both of you, please, not now.
43:54Right.
44:02You.
44:04Fuck.
44:06Off.
44:11Arrest you with me.
44:18Oh, come on, don't piss about.
44:19We ain't got all night.
44:27Fuck you waiting for?
44:40Are you telling me
44:43that her family is worth more to you
44:45than you seeing your own?
44:46No, I'm not.
44:50But Kimiko
44:52is one of us.
44:55I'll find another way.
44:57I suppose you agree,
44:59don't you?
44:59Since your tongue is halfway up her ass.
45:02Jesus.
45:03That's like Huey's infected you both
45:05with a raging case of vagina.
45:21Becca's alive.
45:35Becca's alive.
45:40She had a little boy with her, right?
45:43Spitting image of Homelander.
45:45I thought he just wanted to
45:47humiliate me.
45:48Show me what he'd done to my girl
45:50before he'd give me the good news.
45:52And I woke up three hours later
45:54and I turned to fucking Cicero's.
45:56God knows why.
46:03I've got to find her.
46:06And I've got to get her
46:07the fuck out of here.
46:11And I need your help to do it.
46:14Are you fucking with us?
46:16I find the terrorists for Mallory.
46:18She finds Becca for me.
46:20That's the deal I made.
46:21I know what I've done to you.
46:24Right?
46:25And by rights,
46:26you should tell me to fuck off.
46:28But still,
46:30I'm asking.
46:49I'm asking.
47:17I'm going to find out how to find out.
47:39That's why I'm a two-year-old.
47:48I'll trust you.
47:57I'll tell you.
48:02何にも利くはずだって思ったんだろう。
48:15姉ちゃんのせいじゃない。
48:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
49:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
49:32This is not how it looks.
49:34Okay, it's just a misunderstanding.
49:37Homelander should have charred your ass as soon as he found out that you were fucking Huey.
49:42Huey saved your life. We both did.
49:46You're a mistake.
49:47Okay, if you just give me a minute, I can explain.
49:50You know, I just want you to think about me when you're getting the skin peeled off your face, bitch.
50:04You're not going to tell anyone anything.
50:09Who says that I haven't already?
50:11Because then I'd already be dead.
50:13You're not going to do shit.
50:16Why is that?
50:18Because you killed your fucking girlfriend.
50:23That's what you told Huey, right? That you killed Popclaw?
50:30You can't prove anything.
50:33Did she suffer?
50:36Did you look into her big, sad eyes while you didn't?
50:43Fuck you.
50:46Yeah, see?
50:47I looked at the Vought Forensics Report and...
50:52Wow.
50:53All those needles jammed into her arm at the same time?
50:57I mean, one of them actually shattered the bone.
51:00Did you know that?
51:01Would someone really do that to themselves?
51:03I mean, it doesn't look like an accident to me.
51:05I mean, Vought's happy to bury it, but...
51:10You know, say if...
51:12Sports Illustrated found out?
51:16If you do that...
51:19I'm going to take you down right with me.
51:22And then we'll both be dead.
51:27Go ahead.
51:28Fucking try it.
51:31I don't give a shit.
52:05What?
52:07I don't have to.
52:09I don't know.
52:25I don't have time to catch up.
52:27They came here.
52:30The Americans.
52:31The heroes were like a ghost.
52:34The camp and the entire村 were destroyed.
52:39I'm sorry.
52:43Everyone will die.
52:50What can I do?
52:52Superheroes were my mother.
53:22I don't know.
53:28I'm sorry.
53:36I'm sorry.
53:39I'm sorry.
53:53Let's go.
54:23Let's go.
55:07Are you right, Moncal?
55:16Well, cheers, love.
55:19At least someone's got some sense around here.
55:31Let's go.
55:32Let's go.
55:35Let's go.
55:35Let's go.
55:36Let's go.
55:36Let's go.
55:37Let's go.
55:38Let's go.
55:38Let's go.
55:45Let's go.
55:45Let's go.
56:23Let's go.
56:53Let's go.
57:04Let's go.
57:31Let's go.
57:58Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:31Let's go.
59:00Let's go.
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