Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts, PART 1

Call Her Daddy

Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts, PART 1  In this hilarious and unfiltered PART 1, Nikki Glaser dives into real talk about modern dating, relationships, and everything people are usually too shy to discuss. From the importance of foreplay to honest conversations about preferences and self-image, this episode blends humor with relatable insights.  Expect bold opinions, funny moments, and thought-provoking takes that challenge the way we think about love, attraction, and confidence. Whether you're here to laugh or learn something new, this is a conversation you don’t want to miss! 🎙️✨  #NikkiGlaser #ComedyPodcast #DatingTalk #ModernRelationships #ForeplayTalk #FetishDiscussion #ComedyClips #StandUpComedy #RealTalk #LoveAndDating #PodcastHighlights #FunnyConversations #RelationshipHumor #Adulting #Part1   Call her daddy, chd, daddy gang, call her daddy podcast, alex cooper, call, her, daddy, interview, podcast, unwell podcast, unwell, unwell network, alex, cooper

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00:04what is up daddy gang it is your founding father alex cooper with call her daddy

00:13nikki glazer welcome to call her daddy thank you so much alex girl i don't even know where

00:18to start you've had like a crazy couple years you have become a household name after i feel

00:24like the tom brady roast it felt like your life changed forever yeah that was it then you have

00:28hosted the golden globes twice you just signed up to do a third one yep you have a new special

00:33coming

00:33out yep you've been busy so busy congratulations thank you but like you know like when it's like

00:40you work for so long and then when finally people start asking you to do stuff you like can't say

00:44no

00:44because it's always ingrained in you early on like don't turn down anything because that's how you get

00:48good and so it's like i just have to say yes to everything because you also are like you know

00:53you

00:53look at other people's careers and like they have this um you know people will have a pop and even

00:57the most famous people in the world go through a dip and you just think like okay that dip is

01:00just

01:00coming so i just gotta do as much as i can now while people like me isn't that such a

01:05weird

01:05fucking feeling you're like stay relevant at all costs at all costs but then you're like am i a whore

01:10like where do i draw the line you feel like it sometimes and you also feel like like and then

01:16sometimes people go because i always tell my team like hey let's just enjoy this because it's not

01:19always going to be this great i hope you guys like stay with me through like the leaner years

01:24and they're like no it's never gonna fade i'm like name one person whose career hasn't taken

01:29a dip like i'm talking about any there's even the biggest don't lie to my face you have it has

01:34to be

01:34that way there's going to be ebbs and it does have to be that way but you're not in i

01:41don't need to

01:41worry about it yet i don't think i think i got a couple years you're thriving okay yeah um i

01:46didn't

01:46know this until i started researching you that you're from st louis yeah and then you move to la and

01:51then you move back to st louis oh yeah like after so in co i went away to college and

01:55like started

01:56doing comedy and realized oh that's what i want to do and by the time i you know my senior

01:59year of

02:00college i got on last comic standing which was like the american idol for comedians and i was like

02:04you know i just got to the semi-finals but i was like this is enough to like move to

02:07hollywood so

02:08after college i was i did la then i went to new york then i went back to la then

02:11i went back to

02:11st louis a little bit then i went to new york then i went to back to la so i

02:14was always kind of

02:15jumping la and new york and then covet hit and i was like i'll just go back to st louis

02:18and like

02:19hang out with my family and then i just stayed how does your family feel about you being in st

02:23louis

02:24they love it they love it like they were so close and they they and i'm on the road all

02:30the time so

02:31i'm constantly going out and flying here to shoot something and coming back so it's like always fun

02:35to just get back with them on like a monday or tuesday and like kind of rehash what i just

02:39did

02:39you're not really giving missouri thanks like you're is that i don't know is that a compliment

02:44based on what most people think missouri is like thank you but based on what i know it's like like

02:50fuck you like okay okay st louis is like st louis is cool what is the best and worst thing

02:56of like

02:56st louis i would say the best thing is just the um the chill factor and like just feeling like

03:03you

03:03know it's just like where i grew up just being familiar with it and people are being people are

03:07really nice in the midwest like i get that a lot when people are like you are so nice and

03:11then they

03:11find out st louis and they go everyone from st louis is so nice and so i really like that

03:15st louis is

03:16known for like nice people it's also interesting that you just said that you're like everyone's

03:20like oh my god you're so nice because meeting you today like you are i can tell your vibe but

03:25i've

03:25only ever watched you on your fucking specials and your roast yeah so i'm like not that i think you're

03:31an asshole but you're so known for like roasting people it's so weird it didn't even like cross my

03:36mind to be like oh my god nikki glazer's like this like nice person and like oh you are yeah

03:40i really

03:41do i like it's weird to be like i'm so nice but i do pride myself on being a nice

03:45person i think it's

03:46like a a something that i would want if i pass someday i want to be remembered as nice more

03:52than

03:53any other thing more than popular more than talented more than funny like just nice because i think i don't

03:58know i just really take pride in that for some reason and i do feel like i'm really nice and

04:02it does

04:02like juxtapose so crazily with how i am on stage and especially roasting like i feel like the roasting

04:09stuff comes from like a place of like the way i feel about myself like i have low self-esteem

04:14and so

04:14like i am i bully myself so hard that i am able to do it to other people because i'm

04:20able to do it to

04:20myself so i think that's where i kind of when i think about what i'm gonna write about people i'm

04:24like what would devastate me if i was this person i was gonna say i remember reading somewhere where you

04:28were like i just think about like if i'm in a room and someone's gonna roast me and i'm like

04:31please

04:32don't say that one thing and then they say it like that's where you're coming from which is great that

04:36like devastates them but i think this is good this is a good pr to let everyone know like you're

04:40not

04:40an asshole you're good at roasting but you are a nice sweet midwest lady yeah you being from the

04:47midwest also i can't help but think because i know your guy is from the midwest right what is a

04:51midwest

04:52man like love sports wholesome i mean like i think every guy like just i like i like a guy

04:59that um

05:01i don't know like kind of a little bit um like college-y immature preppy like i don't know it's

05:07you kind of are i think you're attracted to whatever you were attracted to in high school

05:10and for me like the popular boys were like played soccer lacrosse like preppy like white hats like you

05:17know like i don't know i think it's just a good smile i don't know i love what you just

05:22said you're

05:23like i'm the like you know like the immature like frat boy i'm like all of us are like yes

05:28but also

05:29like we're we've tried to move away working we're working on it thank god i didn't marry the guy that

05:34i was attracted to in high school is he some version of it though like can you see like yeah

05:38but

05:39is he like an elevated version of that a more evolved um maybe i took it a little too far

05:46in

05:46high school okay so you you od'd i'm that kind of guy but like basically that's the best thing to

05:52do

05:52like burn out and be like i can't do it anymore and be like i'm just like discuss you the

05:56thing

05:57that you once were addicted to did you see this season of love is blind oh yeah i did in

06:02ohio yeah

06:03oh yeah so like that to me is like a midwest man yes i think so too and they i

06:08think that they

06:09thought that ohio was going to be like this is going to be so fun and i remember nick lachey

06:14in

06:14the reunion being like i'm mortified that you guys are representing me as an ohio boy because i guess

06:19he's from ohio yeah yeah and that midwestern man like didn't come through as a gentleman yeah but

06:25would you ever do love is blind if you were like a regular girl i was thinking about that like

06:27like

06:28no would you because you were gonna i think i would you were because you said if they were if

06:32i was

06:32single you know i would i would be really because i am i this is the thing that i don't

06:37like about

06:37that show is that they they go you know like this would have worked but i have a type and

06:42it's like

06:42well if you have a type you don't go on love is blind love is not blind but that's not

06:46for you then

06:47if you if you're someone and by the way your type clearly it hasn't worked for you so maybe let

06:53go of

06:53your type don't you think though the only people that work is yes if there was love but then they

06:58actually

06:58like oh and i am attracted to the person they're like yes i got lucky the people that work and

07:03so

07:03it's not blind it's not blind we've determined that and it's but it's still fun but it's still

07:08fun and i do like you would you can just hear if someone's hot like i feel like most of

07:14the time

07:14it's really rare where someone's like really taken aback by what they get i feel like there'd be clues

07:20or like just a voice i think that's important that's why i think like i guess hinge has like where

07:25you

07:25leave a voice message so you can hear their voice because voice is huge people don't think

07:29about that's a good point no one's ever been so taken aback i yeah that would be my biggest that

07:35would be my biggest fear is like the wall parts and he's like and then you see their face kind

07:40of sink

07:40and they're kind of like gently touching you but you've got a good voice so you'd get far okay thank

07:44you so much okay we both started our careers kind of talking about the same topic yeah which was sex

07:50and we talked a lot about sex yeah was that extremely intentional for you in the beginning

07:56you don't know i think it was like what was easiest for me it was like the thing i what

08:01like felt like

08:02i wanted to talk about is that for the same for you like at the forefront i was interested in

08:06every

08:07day and people would always you know people often dismiss female comics because all they do is talk

08:11about their vaginas and sex and it's so easy and i go it's easy for me to talk about that

08:16because but

08:17why would you want me to do something that's not easy do you want to see paul mccartney play pickleball

08:23or something that's hard for him don't you want to see him do what's easy for a you know a

08:26musician

08:27to play why do you want me to talk about something that's do clean material which would be hard for

08:31me to do i don't know why just at that time in my life and i always said as soon

08:35as i'm not interested

08:36in sex i'll stop talking about it and i kind of have as i've gotten older and my libido is

08:42like

08:42kind of taken a dive i i do talk about it less like it's become less and less a part

08:47of my act

08:48and um and so i stayed true to that but it's i just want to talk about what i'm interested

08:52in and

08:53no one talked about sex when i was coming up no one talked honestly about sex so

08:58to like it was i i grew up before podcasting i would have been all over podcasts listening to girls

09:03talk like conversation have conversations frank conversations about what it's like to have sex

09:08and so when i first started doing comedy i was just like i want to talk about this thing that

09:12i've been so scared of i didn't have sex i was 21 because i was scared i didn't know what

09:17i was

09:17going to be bad at it i was scared i was going to be bad about it i was scared

09:20like what do you do

09:20with a penis what do they look like like how do you even start kissing a boy like my friends

09:24would

09:24just hook up and they'd be like and we made out and we you know uh he went down on

09:28me and i'm like but

09:29how do you even like he walks in your room then how do you make out like who makes the

09:33first move

09:33does he put your hand on your shoulder i wanted like the mechanics of it to be prepared and nothing

09:37prepared

09:38me for that so when i was able to start talking freely about anything in the microphone i was

09:42like i'm gonna start telling girls like me who are scared what's up in there i think that is so

09:47normal and then some people are so like disturbed by the concept of you being so comfortable yes

09:54speaking about sex which half the time for me also it made me more comfortable with sex the more i

09:59spoke about it some of the times i was even overly talking about it and i wasn't actually as confident

10:05as i was totally presenting but it made me more confident yes it made me like it made me feel

10:11like when i was having sex it was almost like i was collecting data to not to not like make

10:15fun of

10:16the person but just maybe make maybe make fun of myself like i felt like i mean i still like

10:21sometimes

10:22during sex i'm like this is so weird what we're doing it's so funny to me that we like just

10:27you know

10:28the idea of going on a date with someone and you're just getting coffee and learning about each other but

10:32it's really to determine if you're going to like lick each other's genitals pretty soon like which

10:37is so crazy that's where you like pee from there's like pee and poo down there and we're gonna like

10:42put our mouths on it like that was what like in high school i remember my friends started like

10:47blowing guys and i was like you did what like putting your mouth where a guy pees from i couldn't

10:53even comprehend it no it's crazy i cried i couldn't i thought my friends had like gone to the dark

10:58side i didn't understand how you could do that and and it still fascinates me to this day that

11:03we get so animalistic we get so horny that makes us dumb enough to be like i want to put

11:07my mouth

11:07down there yet i won't wouldn't share a soda with a friend because they might have a cold but i'm

11:11gonna

11:11lick this guy's that's great that's funny the licking of the you're so right it

11:17really takes it to another level where you're like what's wrong with us but everyone's doing it

11:22well maybe not the licking of the but yeah but like you but that's what i learned i used to

11:26have a bit

11:26about it that like i used to the way i was able to initially have sex was i drank like

11:31i finally

11:31got drunk enough where i could get comfortable and feel at ease to like hook up with a guy because

11:35it was so scary to me and then i quit drinking when i was 27 or something i forget it's

11:41been a while but

11:42um 2011 i quit drinking and i just stopped hooking up because i was like i i just couldn't do

11:47it i was

11:48too nervous like and then i realized that i have to get horny enough to get drunk brain because when

11:54you're horny enough you're just like like if you've ever heard guys get horny so fast they act

11:58like cavemen when they're they'll go from like having a normal conversation and then they're like

12:03so quick they're so gross and they're but they in their right mind they would never make that face if

12:08you're like make a funny face they would never even make that face because it's so humiliating yet they

12:11become that because their brain becomes stupid because their horn their horny chemicals do exactly what

12:18drunk does to you so you have to then to actually for me to hook up i would have to

12:22actually get

12:23horny which was a foreign concept to me because i had never allowed myself to do it without alcohol

12:28getting in the way first well and because half of the time when you're so young and if you are

12:31hooking up with boys it's happening so quickly for them and as a young girl you're like oh i guess

12:37i'm supposed to be enjoying this meanwhile like nothing is happening downstairs like shout out to

12:43all the girls out there that are hooking up for the first time i'm talking like girls in their

12:4630s sometimes who have not had an orgasm i have a friend that was like i don't think i've ever

12:50had an orgasm and i was like that's normal then you haven't because you would know you would know

12:54you would know i used to be that way too of like i i mean it feels okay it feels

12:58good because he's

12:59not going to give it to you you can't rely on him giving you your first one okay you got

13:03to find it

13:03yourself you have to find it you don't care and they're going to be done before you even were starting

13:07to get in the crazy how fast they get into it versus us like it is truly insane like i

13:14and it there

13:15i have done so many stand-up bits about foreplay and how important it is and almost like how hacky

13:20that is to even say like a lady i always felt like an 80s comedian like we need foreplay men

13:25don't do

13:26because i would even hear about foreplay and women complaining about it before i ever had sex and i

13:30was like guys hate when you joke about that like guys always go like oh foreplay i have to wine

13:35and

13:35diner and so i was always like i'm not gonna be a woman that complains about that but then you

13:38start

13:38having sex and you're like how are you guys not just like rubbing over my jeans a little bit longer

13:43before you go in foreplay to them is a blowjob you're like but i'm still my pants aren't unbuttoned

13:48jeremy like where am i in this equation it's it's like please any men who are listening just like

13:54bring back dry humping make her beg you to put it in that's when you put it in because she

14:00will

14:01when she's ready but it's so awkward when they try before and you are not greased up and you feel

14:06like insecure like there's something wrong with me i'm menopausal or something i had a boyfriend once

14:11who like really couldn't do foreplay that he then like sometimes would take a shower after sex and

14:15then i would like bring out my vibrator after and like do it too yeah and he's like fully gone

14:19thinking of the time of our life and i'm like all right here we go because right as he was

14:23finishing

14:23that's when i just started getting into it it's it literally it happens i'm not kidding you like

14:29almost every time like it is really rare we sync up and i have a you know a partner that

14:34i'm able

14:34to communicate with and has seen my act a thousand times telling like i need more and like i just

14:40it's

14:41but then you just i think we're so conditioned and i still am is to like a man has a

14:46boner like

14:47do something with it like don't inconvenience him when he has a boner like he doesn't want to like

14:50kiss your neck and like whisper sweet nothings when he has a boner like this is a this is a

14:56problem we

14:57have to take care of right now and i don't want to make him feel uncomfortable it's always so much

15:01about

15:01like i don't want to make men feel bad or angry at me or resentful of me and i can

15:06see so many women

15:07listening to this and it's it is so annoying that no one talks about that we're like i bet a

15:11majority

15:11of the women who are watching today if they are in heterosexual relationships they're like yeah i

15:17would say like the past like eight times i faked it unless you're with a partner who's like i'm gonna

15:22go down on you for 20 minutes then we're gonna get your vibrator out then we're gonna get in it

15:26like

15:26bring toys into the bedroom please god like it's men i always say like don't be threatened by it

15:32because it's like your dick alone is great but your dick like is it let's say your dick's in

15:37a b plus like in terms of just sex with just us like you and if my vibrator alone is

15:44probably

15:44an a but together a plus i can't get to the a plus with alone i need your dick too

15:51so you're

15:52contributing to the a plus you're part of it you need to be there to make it an a plus

15:56don't think

15:56it's just about the toy but so does my vibrator they but together we can change the world like

16:02together like toys need to be necessary when women are having sex without toys i don't understand it

16:07and maybe it's i'm dependent on it and like i can't if i didn't have a toy i wouldn't be

16:11able

16:11to masturbate i couldn't just do my hand oh no no i don't know how i've had like some like

16:15dark days where like it dies and you're like we gotta get through looking at your toothbrush and like

16:20is that can i use my pulsar oral b like it has a vibrate on it i've done it but

16:26i've been happy

16:27like i've tried with the fingers like a couple times because it got so dark i know and i can

16:31you

16:31not i've done it a couple times where it was like i really had to take my brain to an

16:35imaginative place

16:36and i did it but i don't choose that life and i don't claim that i couldn't do that when

16:41girls are

16:41i'm really like it's like speaking another language to me when i find out like you've ever

16:46found a friend like speaks fluent spanish or russian or something you're like what like

16:50you're like why haven't you been busting this out everywhere like that's how i feel about women

16:53who can masturbate with her but i feel like those are the girls that were fully having like squirting

16:57in orgasms in high school and girls who were like my friends were all masturbating in middle school

17:01and none of them told me about it and i felt so betrayed by like you know in my 20s

17:05i finally was

17:05like i started masturbating and they're like oh yeah i've been doing that since i was 11 i go 11

17:09why

17:10didn't we talked about everything why didn't you tell me i didn't even it didn't even occur to me

17:13we i was the same as you no one told me and then in college i was telling my friends

17:18like and and i was like

17:21oh wait god but i went to catholic school yeah so everyone was like hush about that

17:25shit yeah my but did you not masturbate because of shame or were you just a little bit of both

17:30i didn't know and i thought it was just sex i didn't know there was masturbating and then when

17:35i started to like really understand then i was like oh there's a thing called masturbating but i

17:39thought it was only for men yes so i didn't know there was like an option for women totally i

17:43didn't

17:43either and like even if i would like it sometimes i would like scratch my vagina i'd be like that

17:47feels

17:47good but it was never good enough for me to like keep going and figure that out i just feel

17:51like i

17:51was kind of desensitized to my body although one time i do remember like sitting on a railing i still

17:58like drive past the railing sometimes in st louis so my friend's front porch and i had like like one

18:02of

18:02those like things that on top of the railing that's like a little bulb and i remember like

18:06sitting on it and it like went up my butt a little bit and i was like oh that feels

18:10so good like i

18:10remember feeling that like that feels good in a bad way like you're you're a sick person like a

18:16butt plug like it was like a butt plug on the like we were waiting for our moms to pick

18:20us up and i

18:20was like i just remember that was the only memory i have of having a sexual feeling that was like

18:26that's naughty like i just got a feeling from something in my butt picturing you every time to

18:30me like love anal sex i do i was gonna say i feel like that was like a little precursor

18:37to like

18:37what was to come it was foreshadowing for sure i'm also dying at you and your friends and their mom

18:42wondering why why every time does she come to our fucking house she's like sitting her

18:45fucking ass on top of our fucking just like alone out there she's not even home

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