Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts PART 3

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Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts, PART 3  In this hilarious and unfiltered PART 1, Nikki Glaser dives into real talk about modern dating, relationships, and everything people are usually too shy to discuss. From the importance of foreplay to honest conversations about preferences and self-image, this episode blends humor with relatable insights.  Expect bold opinions, funny moments, and thought-provoking takes that challenge the way we think about love, attraction, and confidence. Whether you're here to laugh or learn something new, this is a conversation you don’t want to miss! 🎙️✨  #NikkiGlaser #ComedyPodcast #DatingTalk #ModernRelationships #ForeplayTalk #FetishDiscussion #ComedyClips #StandUpComedy #RealTalk #LoveAndDating #PodcastHighlights #FunnyConversations #RelationshipHumor #Adulting #Part1   Call her daddy, chd, daddy gang, call her daddy podcast, alex cooper, call, her, daddy, interview, podcast, unwell podcast, unwell, unwell network, alex, cooper

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00:01let's talk about your boyfriend yeah chris yes um you guys have been together for over a decade

00:08on and off though right on and off yeah why have you guys been so on and off um because

00:15i think if any couples being really honest they would be on and off too if you could really take

00:21a break from your husband not you but like in a general you um you maybe would and we just

00:27do

00:27or at least i i will call for one when i see it's necessary to like how do you call

00:32for one

00:33i just say like i don't want to you know do this right now anymore like i'm not having fun

00:38in our

00:39relationship you know like when you're going through a phase of like i don't really want to

00:42be around this person like and he will feel that way too like it's you know i think and also

00:48like i

00:49i didn't he's like been my first boyfriend like ever like i had some like stuff before we met when

00:54i was 29 and and i'm 41 now so he's been the only consistent thing and i had some flings

01:00when we

01:00would be like you know in our off years but he's my only like boyfriend so there's sometimes that

01:05urge of like what if i haven't experienced the the best that i could have and like this is hard

01:11right

01:11now so i just don't want to do it can we just put this on hold and like and if

01:15we're meant to be we'll

01:15come back together because we always do when we haven't found anyone else or like there isn't

01:20something better like i don't know i just feel like i would like to be in a relationship that i

01:24could call off whenever i want and take a break and not have to like keep in touch all the

01:28time

01:28and talk but do you when you take a break and you're like okay let me go see if i

01:31like like

01:32anyone else have you ever then like gone on dates and been like it makes me miss him more because

01:38this person is such a fucking loser in front of me yeah well like i used to have a joke

01:41that was

01:42like you know we break up and then i date other guys and i look back at him and i'm

01:45like oh my god he's

01:45the best i can do and that's kind of what you realize sometimes is like i thought i could do

01:50better in whatever way like not looks wise or whatever but just like yeah he's not doing this

01:55for me so i'm gonna find a guy that does this and then you realize oh no he's lacking all

01:58these

01:58things that he had so yeah that has happened i have definitely we've because we've been like

02:02broken up before not just like a break and i've like had other things um but yeah it's like

02:08we got back together um after being broken up for like four years because i moved back to st louis

02:13during covid he's also from st louis and we were both back there and we're like let's just hang

02:16out and then that just turned into it worked out yeah how does he deal with because even though

02:20he's a producer like you make some crazy jokes that are great jokes has there ever been one that

02:27pushed him over the edge where afterwards you guys get home and you're like okay this is for sure i

02:32think there's but you know i think there's been times for everyone in my life that's been close to me

02:37where they've gotten stung a little bit by something i've said that just was a little too

02:42honest and like you know i was watching hacks last night and you know gene smart's character was like

02:48said something that hurt her daughter's feelings she was like i don't know why it's so much easier

02:52for me to say this stuff to strangers than to the person that it's for but sometimes i like would

02:56air

02:57out an anger thing that i was resenting and i put it in a joke not even thinking i hope

03:02he hears this

03:03and he gets it but it would just like i would realize after the fact he would be like that

03:07one

03:07joke like kind of seemed unnecessary and i'd be like oh yeah i think subconsciously i was trying

03:11to hurt your feelings like i i would never do it consciously but there's been stuff like that but

03:15he actually kind of you know has always said which is something i'd really admire about him is that um

03:19if it's funny you can do it like as long as it gets a laugh if it doesn't and you're

03:23just like

03:23being a dick yeah how did he feel when you said that you would shoot him in the face for

03:28a chance to

03:28blow tom brady he was there when that joke was written and i turned to him and i was like

03:32is that okay and he's like yeah it's great and i was like are you sure and i was like

03:37but i'm

03:38gonna like reference you and look at you and like do like a thing like you're my boyfriend i love

03:42you

03:42and then i'm gonna shoot you in the face and he was like it's he was like let's try it

03:47out tonight

03:47like you know i was trying he was like and if it works of course like he didn't care at

03:50all

03:50because he knows he's like it's genius and it's such a clear joke too i think that's the other thing

03:55when something that's the good thing about comedy is that even stuff that's real that might be

03:59insulting to him um as long as it's getting a laugh it's okay by his definition but even if it's

04:06like

04:06his parents see it or his friends see it there's always the guise of like she's just joking yeah

04:11like that thing that might be real what i'm talking about that's just a joke yeah oh that's nice cover

04:16that it's always a cover and that's good and that that is nice and because sometimes it is a joke

04:22sometimes it's an you know a hyperbole i'm exaggerating but a lot of times i will say people

04:25think things are jokes and i'm like that's absolutely true like that was 100 or someone

04:29thinks it's real and i'm like that was so made up like oh you've got it made yeah like yeah

04:33there's

04:34there's but that's that protects me for sure do you have a celebrity hall pass um you know i think

04:41like you know yeah i think there's problems i'm like you're like i wouldn't want to say who it is

04:47because it would just like i think that would actually be mean that it was eliminated because

04:52he would be like well that's you trying to make it happen has to happen naturally or something like

04:55that do you think you could hook up with this person i think that i think he's a really good

05:00guy

05:00and he would he was always said like you know especially after the tom brady rose and after my star

05:05kind of rose to these like new levels of like being around a-listers he's like if there is someone

05:10that you your whole life have like longed for and they want to fuck you like you should like that's

05:17too good like and not that he wants that and he would get turned on by it at all like

05:20there's none

05:21of this like cold stuff he's just like wants me to have the experiences that and that is like that's

05:26like asking someone to not collect their lottery winnings like it's so rare to get to where i am in

05:30life where that would ever happen and it hasn't happened and i wouldn't even want it to because

05:34like the circumstances in which it would have to happen i'm like well could i dm them he's like

05:38no you can't pursue it it has to be like natural i'm like well that's never going to happen for

05:41me

05:42so have you ever met your hall pass um i'm trying to think of the one yes i have and

05:47he is like

05:48married with kids but he's like my hall pass from like my crush in like okay high school okay so

05:52there's one on my mind but there's like probably another one that i would be like oh yeah but he

05:56would

05:56never be into me because of like age stuff younger or older i don't know but i'm but i but

06:06i like um

06:07in a relationship i don't really care if my boyfriend were to hook up okay i read about that

06:13yeah we need to talk about that but that is not a two-way street like i'm i'm not someone

06:17who likes

06:17to hook up when i'm in a relationship i'm not really like i don't really care about that i you

06:22know

06:22um but i don't care if someone else were to hold on in fact i like kind of like it

06:27it's kind of it's

06:28a problem i think yeah yeah no we need to talk about this you told howard stern that commitment

06:34felt like admitting defeat or settling do you still feel that way no i don't feel that way anymore i

06:41feel

06:41um no i mean they're innately it is settling you do not know that the person you are with is

06:50the best

06:50person for you you haven't there's too many people on this planet you haven't met on any of them you

06:54never will so you have to settle okay there could be someone better for you and statistically there

06:59probably is there's you know like there is the odds that you met the person out of eight billion

07:05people on the planet that's best for you are kind of low but i i i do think that whoever

07:11you end up

07:12with luckily people end up in like the top 10 of people who are most compatible for them in the

07:17planet and that's like a win but there's other people that would be good for you and i don't

07:22believe in soulmates and i do believe you have to go like you know what this is the best i

07:25can do right

07:26now and i'm gonna just cash in my chips because i probably could do better but who knows how does

07:32chris feel about that he totally understands it there's someone better for him too do you think

07:36you're the love of his life no no i mean i'm a love of his life but i would not

07:44even i just think

07:46that he has many loves of his life probably and that there's probably a woman that is so much more

07:50compatible for him than me like would be so much better like truly and that doesn't hurt your feeling

07:55no i don't care at all because like he's not gonna meet her like what are the odds and if

07:59he does

07:59i would be like be with her go to her because i want you to have the best life ever

08:04and i don't

08:05want to stop you from find and then i'll probably just have to go someone find someone that's better

08:08for me but like it would suck for me to see him have a connection with someone that i'm like

08:13god she would go hiking with him and she would go to machu picchu and all the shit i don't

08:18want to do

08:18and like she's also funny and cool and like they're the same height like that would be good like

08:22and she like if i saw things that was a better compatibility i wouldn't have a problem letting

08:27i mean it would be hurt but it wouldn't be the end of my life do you think though that

08:31this is you

08:32being a very very evolved mature human being or does this fall in the category of like kind of

08:38like dark comedian shit where you're like a little and i want to be clear it is not pick me

08:42because

08:43this comes off pick me of like i don't care if my boyfriend fucks another girl i'm cool with it

08:47cheat on me like i'm i know how lame it comes across i sometimes don't like to tell guys about

08:53this thing that i have where i'm like you know this is separate than the soulmate thing like i don't

08:58care if a guy has a sexual connection with a girl and like he was to use protection and just

09:01have sex with her for a night like i don't i literally wouldn't care if my husband did that

09:05i don't i don't know why i don't know why if he were to like watch the wire with her

09:11or like

09:12do crossword puzzles or like text up like send memes and stuff i would be like what the fuck are

09:18you doing like that's our thing like emotional cheating would hurt me but like physical i'm just

09:22like i kind of i just feel like i understand how sex is for men most of the time outside

09:28of a

09:29relationship it's just kind of transactional and it's just like they just want a nut and it's not

09:33about like i want to spend my life with this woman so it wouldn't feel i just i don't know

09:38i just

09:39wouldn't care as much so our barometer is no emotional cheating yeah totally physically cheating

09:45is good but i understand emotional cheating like if something were to happen where i would want them

09:48to tell me about it i would be obviously hurt but i would understand being drawn to someone else

09:52that you have a good connection with because it's like it's hard to when you just find someone

09:56and it's monogamy you brain doesn't turn off he's still gonna be attracted to other women

10:00he's still gonna like be interested in other girls and have good conversations and stuff so i could

10:03see something developing and i would be heartbroken that it happened especially if it went on without

10:07me knowing about it but i would i would i would always ask anyone i was with to be like

10:13if you

10:14develop feelings for the while let's tell me and we'll deal with it like i just don't want to be

10:17blindsided but if you want to have sex with someone else also tell me about it because i want to

10:20like

10:20see what she looks like and like ask you about it okay wait hold on so do you identify as

10:24like

10:25poly or like open relationship girly like another girlfriend i don't want and i don't want to like

10:30be in bed with you guys together okay not even in the same room no i don't want to like

10:35be and i

10:35don't want to be in the chair in the corner like cuckolded like you know like watching my boyfriend

10:40i just want to hear about it later okay you call this the hot husband fetish yes which is essentially

10:46when you want your partner to have sexual experiences with other people outside of the

10:49relationship yeah so when did this start for you nikki let's go back started with my my boyfriend when i

10:54was 29 because i really hadn't had a boyfriend before then he would tell me about um like i would

11:00always ask him about like past hookups and girlfriends and how they got together like i was

11:04like the beginning like how did you guys first know you liked each other like i love that like

11:07our legs were touching on our table and neither of us moved our leg or something like stuff like that

11:11i'd be like so like i don't know it would make me like horny to like think about him doing

11:15that with

11:15other girls and then i would so i'd ask about all of his like girlfriends or anyone he had hooked

11:20up with

11:20like all the details about it and i would really be like a foreplay for me like i would get

11:24like

11:24revved up talking about it and then it reached a point where he was out of stories like he had

11:29gone

11:29through all of them and i was like and that it's almost like he was telling the same ones and

11:33i was

11:33like i know this one so it wasn't as exciting anymore because i was getting the same stuff so i

11:37was

11:37like i know this is i like i had never heard of anything like this i felt so weird but

11:41i was like i think i

11:42need you to like get some more stories you need new material crap i was like i i need you

11:49to like

11:50go out there and just do just have a flirty moment with someone like anything where i can feel like

11:55maybe it's my competitive nature like i want a guy who other girls want like i i like something that

12:00is like you know you want a handbag that other girls are like oh my god i'm dying to get

12:03that

12:03that's relatable that is relatable like i like i have experienced that like masochism to a certain

12:10degree where i'd be like tell me about every ex tell me about all the things like that part of

12:15the

12:15beginning of the relationship or were you like i want to know because i know it definitely like

12:18made me be like okay now i'm gonna like fuck you 10 times better tonight yes okay yes but then

12:24it's

12:24like showing their value that they are valued by other women because i respect women and women's

12:29opinions i do this all comes back to hating this whole thing is like men are disgusting and they

12:36need to get their boners fixed immediately and i don't really want to fix your boner

12:40but i love women i want my boyfriend to fuck other women because i just love women so much

12:45i'm such a feminist hold on this is this is all about this is not pick me this is pure

12:49feminism

12:50hold on exactly thank you for getting to the root of it so you then tell this to chris and

12:55was he

12:55like this is a trap you're out of your mind they always think it's a trick like like you know

12:59he was

13:00just he knew that i was a sincere person and would and wasn't the type of girl to like i

13:04wasn't a

13:05jealous person up until this point so i don't think he was like getting any of that vibe of like

13:09she's just trying to test me so it was like are you serious you really want that okay like

13:15how should this happen and like and so i i was like you know what if you do it and

13:20i don't like

13:20it because i don't know how i'll feel like i've never done this before so i don't know how i'll

13:24feel if my boyfriend you're my first boyfriend ever and so how will i feel if you have a flirty

13:28moment with another girl so just like try it and if i don't like it we can stop and just

13:33don't just

13:33don't do like don't kiss her but like see if you like if you could like if you get to

13:38a place where

13:38you're like maybe you even go i can't i have a girlfriend like something like that but i don't

13:42make her feel bad about it yeah and don't make her feel like she's being like actually you know

13:47like i was very careful to like always let the girlfriend girl know you have a girlfriend so

13:51she's choosing to do this and just let her know that that i'm okay with it the way i'm picturing

13:57you

13:57having this fucking conversation with chris you're like i remember oh wait and another thing um and

14:00he's leaving wait and one more thing what if you also like wear those jeans that i like and what

14:05if you tell her and he's like oh anything else i remember it so vividly it literally was like that

14:10and i remember the first time anything happened i did feel uh like a thing of uh jealousy came up

14:15where i was like i think it was about i hadn't communicated that i need her to know that i

14:20exist

14:20and i think i felt a little bit sad that maybe she thought there was something with this guy that

14:25wasn't gonna happen and i've been that girl so many times whether the guy's lying about having a

14:29girlfriend or he's like just casually dating someone he's making it seem like it's not serious

14:33but it he just that i he's leading on and i don't have a chance devastating so i think that

14:38tripped me

14:39up a little bit but i was kind of into it i really was did he hook up with a

14:43girl he's done some stuff

14:44yeah he he probably wouldn't appreciate me elaborating on that but like there's there's been

14:49interesting things that have been like really fun for for me to like hear about and experience and

14:55like and fun for him too because you know you get older he's 45 and i'm like get out there

15:00like get

15:00some know that you're a sexual being again like sometimes i'm like too busy to be really sexy so

15:06i'm like out and get some attention does it freak you out to be open about this like do you

15:12think

15:12people judge you guys um yeah every time i bring it up i'm like god here she goes again like

15:18because

15:18women i think women i've never i've not i have not yet i maybe met one woman that felt this

15:25way

15:26like exactly how i feel in my whole life and i've talked about this extensively so it's

15:30very rare for women to feel this way and i feel like i want to be very clear that i

15:35know that this

15:36is not how many women feel and i'm not encouraging any other woman to do this or i think this

15:41is like

15:41the right way to run your relationship i think honestly it probably is detrimental i remember dr drew

15:46telling me like he after he heard me say that i don't mind he was like i need you to

15:50look me in

15:50the eyes and repeat i am enough i am enough and i'm like no it's not about that i'm like

15:54maybe it

15:55is maybe i'm not enough and i feel like he has to have more but it's it's it's there's a

15:59probably a

16:00sadness to it but i just it's just what i'm into and i can't help it and i'm not trying

16:04to be cool i

16:04am i believe me when i've been single guys are not into this it sounds like a dream like i

16:09could date

16:10a woman and fuck other girls like that sounds like a dream guys really like to be like they like

16:15girls to

16:15be jealous and to like kind of boss them around like i want you right you're like go ahead have

16:19free they're kind of like what like they don't like they think they like it but i i assure you

16:25this isn't getting me guys like this interesting it's never like been a pitch for me to be like

16:29look how cool i am why don't you date me because you can do whatever you want like it doesn't

16:34they

16:34don't like it wait what are your friends think about this they're used to it at this point they're

16:39just like they they marvel at it because i have one friend who has you know been cheated on before

16:44so

16:44she ex like experiences a lot of jealousy in her life and she has this like amazing husband who

16:48would never cheat on her like we we just i just know that about him he's like the most decent

16:53guy

16:53but she still gets jealous about you know him hanging out with past girlfriends or like a therapist

16:58who's a little too touchy or stuff like that and i go a therapist that's being too yeah like just

17:02a creepy there like definitely a therapist that i'm just like get her out of his life

17:06like immediately but so casually it happens all the time like a like a masseuse or like a literal

17:12no like a literal therapist wait what this one friend this is a friend of mine she also went to

17:17a couple's therapist one time and i wanted i put this in a script once because it was so funny

17:21but

17:21she was going to a couple's therapist to like save her marriage and they they divorced eventually but

17:25this therapist was so into her husband at one point um they asked her the therapist asked her

17:31something and she's like well i don't know like my friend answered like i don't know and the therapist

17:35just put her hand on his leg and goes we just can't get through to her can we and they

17:39both had like a

17:40moment i was just like oh so just like so anyway this this friend has had jealousy before and i

17:47said

17:47to my friend i go if you could make it so that no women were attracted to your husband you

17:52flip your

17:53snap your fingers and no woman on earth will ever be attracted sexually attracted to your husband

17:57would you do it and she was like in a heartbeat i would love that and i was like that

18:00would be my

18:00nightmare like that no i would hate that i would hate that no no no she would love it because

18:06it would

18:06give her freedom to not have to worry about him being taken from her and see that though worries

18:11me because then that's also plays an insecurity of like why are you so worried that your husband's

18:15going to get taken from yeah like i don't i know that people think my husband is attractive and that

18:21i like and you know that i'm not he's not running away you're not worried about it he's an off

18:26-leash

18:26dog yeah you don't need to be like no stay with me you're just like hey come over here he

18:31can go

18:31smell a bush but you're like and he'll like come right to you like there's nothing cooler than an

18:35off-leash dog and that's what i want in a boyfriend is like i know i'm the master like if

18:40my boyfriend

18:41were to like fool around with someone else i would need that girl to know like do you know who's

18:46in

18:46charge though like who he's coming back to and i would love to see you try to get him i

18:51would love

18:51that too of like oh my god she thinks she's gonna because i've been that girl before that's like i

18:56i'm gonna win this guy over who's dating you know like and you don't win you're so competitive

19:01i think that's it and i really i wish i wasn't so much because i always feel like that's like

19:06a

19:06negative trait in a woman but i realize i i am it's okay yeah i actually really respect it um

19:11speaking of your friends you have a group chat with your nine best friends all of these girls

19:17though you brought together right they came from like different eras of your life

19:20how did you merge them all i so it's like my best friends since fifth grade uh fourth grade my

19:27sister um my old podcast producer uh a comedian that i know and my my uh boyfriend's friends

19:36ex-feet ex-wife like it's i just collected all these girls that i just knew were cool as hell

19:42and

19:43funny and we just would do i would do girls trips with certain groups of them and i would just

19:48be like

19:48i think i want to add a girl to the girls girls trip because she's like down and my friends

19:52just

19:52trust me i've known them for my whole life and they are all best friends now all through me like

19:56i've been the nucleus of this group and we are constantly chatting 24 7 like they know i'm here

20:01like it's it's the best it's my most proud creation is my i was gonna say like that is

20:06as you get older it's so hard to have adult girlfriends in a large group capacity because

20:13it's like sometimes you met someone in college or sometimes someone's from childhood and then

20:16someone's from and to merge them together because they should be able to merge you should be consistent

20:21with your friendships they should all like fit a criteria of like you know sometimes we have

20:25friends that are like good for just one-on-one and like we have friends for different things but

20:29like i and and girls are so desperate for girlfriends it's really hard especially in the midwest if

20:34you're working a desk job to like have to meet people i feel like i meet a lot of people

20:37so i'm

20:38like i'm so happy to give my friends who might not meet these other interesting girls like new friends

20:42and like it's it's incredible it's the most fun i like i met a girl yesterday who had lunch with

20:47and

20:48i was on girl's chat like i think i have a new girl for our girls trips what is the

20:51group chat's name

20:52it's it's just called girls oh no it's called angels angels because we went on a yacht one time that

20:58my

20:58friend got us and the captain's name was angel and angels angels angels for the day

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