Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts PART 2

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Nikki Glaser, Foreplay, Fetishes, & Face Lifts, PART 2   In this hilarious and unfiltered PART 1, Nikki Glaser dives into real talk about modern dating, relationships, and everything people are usually too shy to discuss. From the importance of foreplay to honest conversations about preferences and self-image, this episode blends humor with relatable insights.   Expect bold opinions, funny moments, and thought-provoking takes that challenge the way we think about love, attraction, and confidence. Whether you're here to laugh or learn something new, this is a conversation you don’t want to miss! 🎙️✨   #NikkiGlaser #ComedyPodcast #DatingTalk #ModernRelationships #ForeplayTalk #FetishDiscussion #ComedyClips #StandUpComedy #RealTalk #LoveAndDating #PodcastHighlights #FunnyConversations #RelationshipHumor #Adulting #Part1    Call her daddy, chd, daddy gang, call her daddy podcast, alex cooper, call, her, daddy, interview, podcast, unwell podcast, unwell, unwell network, alex, cooper

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00:02I love how also I brought this up more to say like we both don't talk about sex as much

00:06anymore

00:06and then we were like let's just go because I don't really talk about it as I don't know it's

00:10just I've gotten it shamed out of me being in the business I know the the more popular you get

00:16the

00:16more you have to kind of like tone it down and be more like TV friendly even when you're doing

00:21things that aren't censored I know to like be like if I want if Golden Globes won't have me back

00:26I

00:26can't be talking about anal all the time but it's like I'm not saying kids go out and do anal

00:31you

00:31know like it's just something that I think it is and I do think we're both lucky though that we

00:35did

00:36it in the beginning of our career we're like I do feel like I'm tapped out like I do too

00:40I'm like

00:40I'm having fun with you right now because I can tell we're both on the same page we're like

00:44about our old days of like I'm bringing up bits I used to do like 20 years ago truly fun

00:50but it's

00:51like it's not at the forefront of my brain or my brand anymore but I did okay I did get

00:57some

00:57quotes from both of us from our OG days stop and I want you to tell me if it's a

01:03quote from me in

01:04the early days of color daddy or do you think you said it in an OG like stand-up routine

01:08okay okay

01:09okay oh my god because I I do forget so much trust me me too I had my team pull

01:14this and some of these

01:15I was in shock that I said this okay number one I just want to be a whore I think

01:22that's me

01:22that's so you I feel like it was just like sometimes I I don't yeah I do relate to that

01:28like I just I like to um I don't want someone to look at me like a whore when I'm

01:32like walking down

01:33the street but like when I'm in the bedroom I want a guy to be like what the fuck is

01:37wrong with

01:37you like I really like to let my whore flag freak flag fly in the bedroom the way you were

01:43just so

01:43proud you're like that's me you literally were like that's me I'm like don't even think that's

01:51you for a second I'm sure we could find somewhere that you've said without a doubt no no but that

01:56was so you okay that was you okay I'm feeling light tight easy breezy beautiful vagina okay at first I

02:06was thinking that was you and then I was like I I feel like I often put in the like

02:10the cover girl

02:11tagline to things so I'm gonna say it's me we are the same person it's me what dude it's me

02:16no no easy breezy beautiful I do the same thing it's me oh my god see I would have bet

02:23so much that

02:24was me it's pretty good remember what you were I just remember I do remember saying that one on

02:29color daddy I have no idea why I was saying it context yeah but it's like it's such a girl

02:34thing

02:34like a easy breeze read it again I'm feeling light tight easy breezy beautiful vagina yeah okay so

02:42you're just having a good vagina day I was feeling so good and some days they're not like there's oh

02:47well next one ready okay the cobwebs have formed and my pussy feels like it's shown sewn shut the next

02:54time I have sex I'll be a born again virgin you what the fuck was I on when my team

03:01pulled this quote

03:02I was like the cobwebs have formed it feels like it's sewn shut and next time I know it got

03:09too

03:10tight you were tight but tight and light easy breezy and then it got so tight it got sewn shut

03:15and cobwebs had formed when I'm rereading these things I'm like no that's these are fucking funny

03:21this next one sounds like it would be you but it is me but now after that context I said

03:26put it in the

03:26ass so I know what we're working with wait you said that I said that but it feels like you

03:31would say

03:31that now knowing you like it does sound like I would I think I already know what I'm working

03:36with by the time I say that but I put it in the ass you must have been referencing someone

03:40else or

03:40something without a doubt I think I also just did it to like rage bait people like I didn't like

03:45anal

03:45and I would always just be like put it in my fucking ass like I thought people thought it was

03:49just funny

03:50and I'm like oh my gosh like and people would get so bad about that shit so mad about stuff

03:54it's like

03:55you don't have to do it and also it's like I just yeah I mean I could go on and

04:01on about this one's

04:02you oh wait no I'm not supposed to tell you that oh yeah okay well I'll read it to you

04:06okay I swear

04:07to you you can squirt I didn't think I could and now I know I can do anything yeah that

04:13was me and

04:14I haven't since that joke I don't think because it's not like I can control it just has it has

04:19happened a couple times and you were like by my own hand I will say it was always my own

04:24creation

04:24I don't want to give anyone else credit for that that is so important to clarify it's it's been

04:29it's been it's happened where you're just like has that ever happened to you no sorry to pry

04:33like I don't know if we're there is it a safe space no it it I think it happened is

04:38one or I think

04:39one time that I can remember maybe another time but it was it was insane like you literally feel

04:43like you spilled a glass of water I thought that once that I just peed myself yeah because you're like

04:47oh

04:47it might and sometimes men are so stupid like you could pee a little and they'd think it was

04:51yeah yeah that's that's smart yeah yeah yeah you can fuck with my water broke yeah they'd also

04:57believe that um they're so fucking stupid okay I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed

05:04suitcase that's me what I mean that was just a joke about like how I have like lips and like

05:11sometimes

05:11when you like shut a suitcase when you're in a rush there's like stuff hanging out of it

05:15and so that was just um it's good that's that's a descriptive uh way of describing that's a way

05:21of describing my vagina that has haunted me forever like people always are like hey sleep

05:24back suitcase so it's like so but it's you know it's it's it has good days and bad that was

05:31stuck

05:31with you yeah it's definitely I shouldn't have shared that like people don't but I I keep doing

05:35it and for some reason I feel like it gives it makes you know you make fun of the things

05:41that

05:41you're insecure about so that you can take control of them so if you make fun of it about me

05:45I gave

05:46you that so you don't really get to like win like when people come my vagina so like shut the

05:51fuck up

05:51yes exactly exactly and anyone that has no complaints like I it's well reviewed so now that

05:58we're done with sex like do you have any topics that you're really thinking of like exploring in the

06:03future for your career because we got a long way to go you know like it's the stuff that I've

06:07been

06:08into you know I'm obsessed with like beauty and aging and what it means to be a woman and like

06:14how we are um how just the struggle of like wanting to you know be your own person and like

06:22establish who

06:23you are on the inside and like that should matter but also being like well a big part of any

06:29kind of

06:30brand when you're in show business as a woman is like how you look and presenting fuckable and trying

06:34to get to both women and men you know like women like it when you look fuckable to men too

06:39and then

06:40men will say well we don't like big lips and we don't like a lot of makeup and it's like

06:44well the

06:45women and the gays do and they are determining what is marketable and so we're trying like it's I'm very

06:52fascinated by you know psychology and sociology and and and but also just beauty in general I think

06:57it's fascinating well it's fascinating because yeah you kind of can't win as a woman no and there

07:04is obviously such a double standard that's like it's tired of talking about at this point but it's

07:08like for women and our bodies and our looks it's just such a fixation that you constantly are trying

07:15to pivot because you don't know where to meet and when you are in this industry you do have to

07:20kind

07:20of appease the people to some degree or you just have to lean out and be like I'm just going

07:25to be

07:26completely fucking railroaded by everyone and told I'm like an ugly fuck if you don't give if you

07:31don't try and then they're like she doesn't care about herself so you're like where do I or if

07:36you're trying too hard or if you're getting too much done yep you like and then there's you know

07:40people will always point to like well Pam Anderson doesn't wear makeup anymore and everyone loves it

07:44it's like well we love that as a reaction to what she used to be like if she came out

07:48of the gates like

07:49that we wouldn't know who she is no offense she's we should she's an amazing talent but that is

07:54we love that because it was reaction to that and then people will always cite some woman who

07:59doesn't wear makeup and say you know I I had a joke about you know people would say well you're

08:04a

08:04comedian like you don't need to be hot like you why do you care about looking hot and I'm like

08:08well I'm a I'm a brand too and also I like being on TV and I know what I'm smart

08:14and I know what

08:14works on TV and people would say but you're like Joan Rivers like you don't need to be pretty and

08:18I'm

08:18like Joan would be so fucking offended by that by the way Joan was so smart one of the best

08:22joke

08:22writers of all time best comedians of all time and she was obsessed with her looks obsessed

08:26because she knew that's what mattered and she felt ugly coming up and she would make fun of her looks

08:32and that people think she's ugly because she would call herself ugly and they and and they felt like

08:36they could and my joke was like I do want to be Joan Rivers because I plan on dying on

08:40an operating

08:40table too which she did she died going undergoing a procedure a medical procedure and to stay to look

08:45younger it was on her you know vocal cords but it was like about appearing younger and it's it is

08:50important unfortunately I want to read a quote to you because another female comedian Ali Wong said

08:55about you she said for the longest time we were led to believe that physically showing any sort of

09:00sexiness was going to work against you in stand-up she's pulling off what some of us might have thought

09:06was impossible and she's talking about you I love do you agree with that that is so nice I would

09:11say

09:12I'm not trying to be like a trailblazer of like women can be sexy and funny I just I like

09:18I like pretty girls on TV I always wanted to be one of them and I wasn't in high school

09:23like I always

09:24like aspired to that and so it's just when I have the ability to dress up and hire stylists who

09:30can

09:31elevate me and and glam teams to like make me the best looking version of myself why wouldn't I

09:36utilize that like it's kind of fun but I will say that um I you know the first comedian that

09:41I saw that

09:42I was like I want to be like her with Sarah Silverman and what I loved about Sarah Silverman was

09:45that she

09:46was stunning she was so pretty and like every guy I knew was like I fucking love her and like

09:51wanted to

09:51bang her she was adorable she was so approachable to women too she was so pretty so stunning so cool

09:58and and nice seeming but she also said horrible things and like really dirty crass like things but she

10:06also had this likability and I was like I'm really attracted to that where it's like you can you can

10:12look a

10:12certain way but the stuff that comes out of your mouth is almost you get away with more because of

10:17how you present not that it was ever intentional but I I I always you know I I have to

10:22admit like it

10:24it was important I never felt pretty when I was young and it was always something that bothered me

10:28that I felt it was unfair and unjust that my sister was the pretty one and I wasn't and I

10:33really resented it and I have a complex about it and so it's something that when I have the means

10:39to

10:39do so I pursue I'm not doing everything I can I'll tell you that like there's a lot of stuff

10:44I'm not

10:44doing okay hold on because you yes you have been so open about what you like some of the things

10:49that

10:50you've gotten done what is on your wish list I mean a facelift for sure is going to happen in

10:54the

10:54next you know two to five years like without question because I mean I went I went the other day

11:00I got a little filler in my upper lip and I haven't done filler for a while I do Botox

11:05filler and

11:05stuff you know every year six months you know Botox more regular but um and he was just like can

11:12I just

11:13show you some like stuff that I would maybe like I didn't even ask I've gone in for the facelift

11:17consult before to multiple doctors and seen what they could do but he was showing me some stuff and

11:21I was like that's pretty great like it's it's it just takes 10 years off your face it's not that

11:26noticeable the problem is is the recovery like I just I don't I think it's does not talked about

11:32enough women are just like yeah she got a facelift and I'm always like she went she had to be

11:36off

11:37camera for months and months and had to stay inside and had drains in her face it's painful

11:41like it's that's the part that I'm like yikes like I know you're so right everyone's talking about

11:45facelifts nowadays because it's like get rid of the filler get rid of the Botox just get the

11:49facelift and I'm like they don't talk about the recovery at all like even people have done it I'm

11:52always like tell me about the recovery and they kind of it's almost like childbirth they kind of forget

11:56the pain of it and they go just do it and you but I I recently uh someone really close

12:02to me

12:02just went through one and it is brutal brutal and is is and you know I I was hanging out

12:07with

12:08someone who had a facelift two years ago and she's like oh my face is still numb all over here

12:11I can't

12:11feel anything I mean she looks stunning but it's like there's it's super risky too I'm I always look

12:17at people who have face work I'm never like oh they like I've never been one to judge any woman

12:22that's done face work if anything I'm like she's so brave right have your face cut open and it might

12:26not look good what if it doesn't look good but even you hearing all these things do you think

12:31you're gonna do it yeah because I'm gonna pick someone that is like never failed and has done

12:35all the women that you just you I know you're talking about I think yeah I mean there's a couple

12:39of them but I know what who were both yeah yeah and um you pick the guy who it's this

12:45new thing

12:45that has happened with face work in the past I would say two years two or three years where it's

12:50just an actress that has been around for like 15 20 years and she's always been pretty but some

12:55something happened in a red carpet you go huh I never realized she was a supermodel people like

13:00don't even think because it looks so it's so natural stunning and natural people just go I guess

13:05I've just been missing the boat on this one and then they go you know I gotta take whatever probiotics

13:09she's taking that's a facelift babe it's always a facelift and that's why it's so funny to me when

13:14people go don't get face work it's gonna look horrible I'm like but you it that's a a bias that

13:18you

13:18have because you're only noticing the bad stuff because you don't notice the good stuff you just think

13:22she's drinking more water it's so because she told you she did because they have to lie because

13:26if they tell you the truth they'll get shamed for it completely you know um it it having a face

13:33that

13:33is manicured in that way is just a status symbol of I'm wealthy so that it's not a way to

13:38show people

13:39you're beautiful or fuckable it's to show people I have money even a fucked up face I have it's a

13:44way

13:44to it's like a car I have money it's the new status symbol to not have a normal face is

13:49to tell

13:50people I have money which is very important in our society uh now to just promote how wealthy

13:55you are and that's the new way to do it that is a really good point do you think there

13:59is a thing as

14:00Botox blindness oh yeah I mean I think that because for Botox I feel like well I guess I've seen

14:07it if

14:07people like pull it up too high but I feel like those are like brow lifts yeah like Botox I

14:11don't

14:11think like if you can't move your forehead like who cares it I don't think it matters I feel like

14:15when

14:15girls there's so many girls friends of mine from you know like high school and college who are just

14:19they won't do anything because they're so scared I'm like it's like girls back in the 40s and 50s

14:25people women were so embarrassed to find out to like reveal that they dyed their hair and Botox is the

14:31new that it's like it's not shameful anymore we're all doing it and it makes you look better and it

14:35is

14:35expensive but it's it's you would never imagine like having to hide that you got highlights but that

14:40used to be a thing that women were ashamed of if they like did a box dye on their hair

14:44and now it's

14:45like who gives a like I remember I remember girls will post online and be like oh my god like

14:49I told

14:49my boyfriend I was getting Botox and he started freaking out then I came home and he's like when

14:52are you going to do it and he's she's like well I did it like I thought if a guy

14:56freaks out they're

14:57just scared you're gonna leave they're insecure that you're gonna leave them because you're gonna

15:00be too hot that is like such a red flag if guys like no you're beautiful the way you are

15:04I get that

15:05and I do believe that some guys are like I don't change your face I love the way your face

15:08is

15:09but there's a secret part of me that thinks when guys are like don't get anything done is like

15:13don't upgrade because I can only have you if you look this way and you would leave me if you

15:18could

15:18upgrade because I'm not good enough it's so fucking true and that's what's going on most of the time

15:22like I always just see like this is a separate issue but like you know like I've been in relationships

15:28like this before where you get really dressed up and the guy like won't say anything and you know

15:32he notices like you look stunning and you just worked on it it is because they and I know so

15:37many

15:38girls listening right now have been through this where you're like you put in so much effort and

15:41they you see them see it and they don't say anything they are not saying anything because

15:44they're insecure that if they build you up too much you'll leave them and you'll have too much

15:48self-esteem and you'll do better than them it is always that it's not that they don't think you

15:52look hot at all or they might be like what's that red lip it's because they're literally threatened

15:57I promise you the red lip it's never like they think something on you is what's such a good

16:03orange no and this goes for girls too if anyone is ever insulting any beauty thing you get

16:09they are threatened by it and you have to remember they're jealous otherwise they wouldn't say

16:13anything if they really didn't like it what do you do when you don't like something that some

16:16your friend is wearing you don't call it out no you don't say anything you talk about it maybe

16:19your friend behind her back it but you don't say it to her face the only reason anyone ever insults

16:24you is because they like what you did and they're threatened it's such a good fucking point and you need

16:29to remember it because girls are always like she said the meanest thing to me and I'm like it's not

16:34because your hair's busted it's it's not because you look bad it's because she's jealous dude a

16:38boyfriend like that can take you down down because you like you're looking to him for all your

16:46confidence because he has created a world in which no other men can compliment you so he's your only

16:51source of getting any kind of positivity about your sexuality because if you posted a bikini pic on

16:56instagram and guys commented he would call you a whore or be jealous of that so you can't search for

17:00anywhere else no you're completely beholden your only person that's giving it to you isn't and you feel

17:05like I must be disgusting and so then you're trapped in that

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