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00:00.
01:30We've been in university now for three million years, and there are many things we've discovered.
01:33The highest form of life in the universe is man, and the lowest is a man who works for the
01:37post office.
01:48Oh, Jim, weren't you the one who said we have to seize our moments because they may never come again?
01:54Don't you see, you crazy fool? This is our moment, right here and now. Let's seize it together.
02:01Darling, I'm dying.
02:05I know, Carol. Dr. Graham told me everything.
02:12Is he all you, Dave?
02:14Oh, I'm watching the film.
02:16I'm just wondering if you're a bit bored.
02:17No, no, I'm watching the film.
02:19You're not bored, then?
02:20No, go away.
02:22My darling. I'm dying.
02:25I know, Carol. Dr. Graham told me everything.
02:34Just finished reading everything.
02:36I've now read everything that's ever been written anywhere by anyone ever.
02:39Will you go away?
02:41You know what the worst book ever written ever was?
02:43I don't care.
02:44Football. It's a funny old game by Kevin Keegan.
02:47Holly, will you let me watch the film?
02:54I'm at a loose end now.
02:56Don't know what to do with myself.
02:58Holly, why don't you just read everything all over again?
03:00I was thinking it might help pass the time if I created a perfectly functioning replica of a woman,
03:05capable of independent decision-making and abstract thought,
03:09and absolutely undetectable from the real thing.
03:11Why don't you?
03:13I don't know how.
03:16I wouldn't even know how to make the nose.
03:19Holly, is there something that you want?
03:21Well, only if you're not busy.
03:23Would you mind erasing some of my memory bank?
03:25What for?
03:26Well, if you erase all the Agatha Christie novels from my memory bank,
03:29I can read them again tonight.
03:31How do I do it?
03:32Just type in whole mem, password override,
03:37the novels, Christie, Agatha, then press erase.
03:43I've done it.
03:44Done what?
03:47Erased Agatha Christie.
03:49Who's she, then?
03:51Holly, you've just asked me to erase all Agatha Christie novels from your memory.
03:55Why should I do that? I've never heard of her.
03:58You've never heard of her, because I've just erased her from your smegging memory.
04:02What'd you do that for?
04:03You asked me to.
04:05When?
04:05Just now.
04:06I don't remember this.
04:08Oh, I'm going to bed.
04:09This is going to go on all night.
04:11Johnny!
04:12I know, Carol.
04:14Dr Graham, owe me everything.
04:21Off!
04:23Had a good day, Lister?
04:25Scrummed enough chockies?
04:27Watched enough drivel, have you?
04:29Look at you.
04:30You're turning into a sad, middle-aged woman.
04:33Next thing you know, you'll be varnishing your nails and buying girdles.
04:37Oh, yeah, and what have you done that's so great?
04:39I've achieved 17 things today off my daily goal list,
04:42whereas you've never achieved anything ever in your entire life.
04:45Don't know, you know, went on to the officer's block.
04:48When?
04:49This morning.
04:50But it hasn't been decontaminated.
04:52You said it had last week?
04:54No, I said it was on last Thursday's daily goal list.
04:57And you haven't done it yet?
04:59Tomorrow.
04:59It's on tomorrow's daily goal list.
05:01Item 34, right after learn Portuguese.
05:05Thanks a lot, don't tell me.
05:07Why were you mooching around up there anyway?
05:10I was looking through Kajansky's dream recorder.
05:13She dreamt about me three times, you know.
05:15It was in the log.
05:16So?
05:17Clean my teeth, please, Holly.
05:19I mean, it must mean something.
05:20You don't dream about someone that you don't feel something for.
05:24Lister, I once had a dream about a baboon.
05:26It doesn't mean I want to go to bed with it.
05:28It's been something.
05:29Shave, please, Holly.
05:31Lister, you ought to take a good, long look at yourself.
05:35And then you'd see just how ridiculous you appear to other people.
05:40You could get a good chance of his personality for, like, one second.
05:43Maybe I could find out.
05:45Lister, if you were a love celibate like me, you wouldn't have these problems.
05:48Oh, come on, River.
05:49The only reason you knocked around with those prats from the love celibacy society is you could never get a
05:54date.
05:56No, it wasn't.
05:57I happen to agree with their philosophy that love is a sickness that holds back your career and makes you
06:02want to spend all your money.
06:04And you could never get a date because you let your mum buy all your casual clothes.
06:08There was nothing wrong with my casual clothes.
06:10Oh, come on, River.
06:11Your trousers were so short when you crossed your legs you could see your knees.
06:16What about Yvonne Magruder?
06:18That was a date.
06:19She'd been hit on the head by a winch.
06:21She had concussion.
06:23That's got nothing to do with it.
06:24She was crazy about me.
06:25Oh, yeah.
06:26She kept calling you Norman.
06:28She still went to bed with me.
06:29Yeah, because she had wonky vision and she thought you were somebody else.
06:32It serves her right for being concussed, doesn't it?
06:35Remember.
06:36You don't know what love is.
06:38Oh, yes, I do, Lister.
06:40Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn.
06:45Lights.
06:46Oh, yes.
06:48Remain.
06:49Love is...
06:51Love is what makes us different from animals.
06:53No, Lister.
06:54What makes us different from animals is we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
07:14Lights.
07:17Remain, are you awake?
07:19Remain, are you awake?
07:20What?
07:21Yes, Mum.
07:22I'm just packing my satchel.
07:28Where am I?
07:29What time is it?
07:30I don't feel very well.
07:32Half past three.
07:33I feel really ill.
07:35Well, you are really ill.
07:37No, I mean...
07:38really ill.
07:40I'll go down to the medical unit.
07:43I don't feel very well.
07:48Lights.
07:49Ah, Miss Magruder, where were we?
08:01I feel really hot.
08:07And this is mine, that's mine.
08:10All this is mine.
08:11I'm claiming all this as mine.
08:16Except for that bit.
08:17I don't want that bit.
08:19But all the rest of this is mine.
08:23Hey, this has been a good day.
08:25I've eaten five times.
08:27I've slept six times.
08:28And I've made a lot of things mine.
08:30Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can have sex with something.
08:33Ow!
08:35Yeah!
08:37S-E-X, I really want it.
08:39Ow!
08:40S-E-X, I'm gonna get it.
08:42Yeah!
08:43S-E-X, I think I found it.
08:45Ow!
08:47Oh, it's you!
08:50Hey, monkey, you're sick.
08:52Sick, helpless, and unconscious.
08:54If you were my friend, I'd steal your shoes.
08:58Time for a snack.
09:00This way.
09:01Ow!
09:04Emergency.
09:05There's an emergency going on.
09:07It's still going on.
09:10And it's still an emergency.
09:13Will Arnold Rimmer please hurry to White Corridor 159?
09:16This is an emergency announcement.
09:19Food!
09:21Today's speciality is chicken marengo.
09:25I'm gonna eat you little chicky.
09:28I'm gonna eat you little chicky.
09:30I'm gonna eat you little chicky.
09:34Uh-uh.
09:35Too slow, chicken marengo.
09:36Too slow for this cat.
09:40Hey, this chicken's faster than I thought.
09:46Quick.
09:47Lister's fainted.
09:48He needs help.
09:48Quick.
09:54Didn't you hear me?
09:55Didn't anyone hear me?
09:56Lister's in trouble.
09:57The monkey has fainted.
09:59I cannot pick him up.
10:01Quick.
10:01Come now.
10:07Is there something wrong with you?
10:09Lister's collapsed.
10:10Yeah?
10:11What do you mean, yeah?
10:12He needs help.
10:12And?
10:13And if you don't help him, he might die.
10:15Oh, no.
10:16That's too bad.
10:17I really liked him, too.
10:19So, come and help him.
10:21What?
10:21And interrupt my lunch?
10:22What is more important, the man's life or your smegging lunch?
10:25That doesn't even deserve an answer.
10:30Right, OK.
10:31Fine.
10:32You come with me.
10:32You get a stretcher.
10:39Down.
10:40Down.
10:40Stop.
10:41Remember, let the medicom take me temperature.
10:43Lister, they've got to learn.
10:46Down.
10:47Down.
10:48Down.
10:49Aha.
10:49Now, very, very, very slowly forward.
10:53I'm right!
10:55Lister, they've got to learn.
10:57I've just nearly lost an eye.
10:59How about an anal reading?
11:00I'm all right, but you're fine now.
11:03Well, you're not fine.
11:04And it's your own smegging fault for going up to the officer's deck before it was decontaminated.
11:09I just wanted to have a look around.
11:10You just wanted to go into Kachansky's quarters and wallow in self-pity.
11:14And look what it's got you.
11:15I'm all right.
11:16I've got a touch of pneumonia, that's all.
11:17It's not pneumonia.
11:19Three million years ago it was pneumonia, but since then it's bred and mutated.
11:23And now I don't know what it is.
11:24Why didn't I ask her out?
11:25What's the way she could have said?
11:27She could have said, no, you're a filthy, stinking, loathsome, disgusting object.
11:30I wouldn't be seen dead within a plague pit.
11:33She could have said, yes, stranger things have happened.
11:36Only two spring to mind, Lister.
11:38The spontaneous combustion of the mayor of Warsaw in 1546.
11:42Now, that incident in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.
11:47What does this theory mean, Shen used to have?
11:49It's like everyone's got two people inside you.
11:51You've got your confidence and your paranoia.
11:53And your confidence is the guy who says, hey, you're great, you're dead, sexy, everybody loves you.
11:58And your paranoia says you're stupid, you're useless, you're ugly and everybody hates you.
12:01Yeah.
12:02That's odd, Lister.
12:03According to this reading, you're clinically dead.
12:06And what had that one was, me confidence would just about persuade me to ask Kachansky out.
12:11And as I was walking up to her, he'd go on a business trip to Hawaii or something.
12:15And I'd be like with me paranoia saying, you must be joking, she's going to laugh in our face.
12:20You know, sometimes, Lister, you can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking.
12:23And other times, like this, you can rant and drivel on like a complete loony.
12:28Just take me to me bed.
12:30All right, Lister.
12:32Okay, you know how it works.
12:33Now, release the mechanism very, very, very gently.
12:41Possibly a gnat's more gently than that.
12:45Get an umbrella, get an umbrella.
12:49Get an umbrella.
12:50Get an umbrella.
12:52Get an umbrella.
12:56Get an umbrella.
13:05Necrobics.
13:06Hologrammatic exercises for the dead.
13:08It's raining.
13:09It's raining.
13:10Get an umbrella.
13:15Shoshesürü!
13:15Shoshes!
13:17Ah.
13:22Come on.
13:24Come on.
13:24Come on.
13:26Oh.
13:45Oli, what's going on?
13:47What?
13:48What's happening?
13:50Hercule Poirot's just stepped off the steaming train.
13:53And if you want my opinion, I think they all did it.
13:56Why do we have to have you as the ship's computer?
13:59We'd be better off with a bucket full of sheepslot running things.
14:02If you've got a complaint, just come straight out with it.
14:05Don't hide behind innuendo and hyperbole.
14:07Why is it raining fish in our sleeping quarters?
14:10I'd be lying if I said I knew.
14:12The only comparable incident on record is in 12th century Burgundy when it rained herring.
14:17BELL RINGS
14:23It really is going to be one of those days.
14:40Hey, you're awake.
14:43Yeah, I just woke up.
14:44Hey, I brought you some presents.
14:45Oh, thanks.
14:46Shouldn't have bothered.
14:46Ah, I'm that kind of guy.
14:49Hey, let's see what we got in the magic bag here.
14:53I got you some grapes.
14:56And I got you the orange.
15:00Oh, thanks.
15:00You'll all feel better already.
15:02Hey, well, all this enormous generosity has made me tired.
15:07I'm going to bed.
15:11Ah, yes.
15:13Indeedy.
15:15You're awake.
15:16Yeah, but I'll be asleep in a minute.
15:18How do you feel?
15:19Fine.
15:19Just don't ask me any more questions.
15:21I'm trying to sleep.
15:22Shut up, you stupid moggy.
15:24And out of that bed.
15:25Well, if you're going to speak to me like that, I'm going to take my presents back.
15:30How do you feel?
15:31Hurt.
15:34I feel great.
15:35Listen, Lister.
15:36You had a fever, OK?
15:38Yeah.
15:38And you started to hallucinate, all right?
15:41Yeah.
15:42Only your hallucinations were solid.
15:45What do you mean, solid?
15:47I mean, they were real, alive, solid.
15:49Solid?
15:50Solid.
15:50What do you mean, they were solid?
15:53OK, I'll put it another way.
15:54You had hallucinations, all right?
15:57Yeah.
15:57And they were solid.
16:00I told you it wasn't ordinary pneumonia.
16:03I told you it was mutated.
16:05I knew something like this would happen.
16:06OK, what did I hallucinate?
16:08Well, first of all, it was fish rain.
16:11Fish rain?
16:12Yeah, I dreamt that.
16:14Well, it actually happened.
16:15Was all the fish?
16:16Somebody ate them.
16:20Then, the mayor of Warsaw spontaneously combusted.
16:24And then you hallucinated two men in the drive room.
16:28What two men?
16:29Apparently, one of them's your confidence, and the other's your paranoia.
16:39You see what I mean, Lister?
16:42Hey, it's the king!
16:45Mr. Beautiful!
16:46Hey, you, what does the H stand for?
16:48Horace?
16:49The champion of the king, Horace.
16:50And breakfast.
16:51Mr. Wonderful wishes to die.
16:54Have you lost weight?
16:54You're looking great.
16:55Is he totally perfect or what?
16:57You're my confidence.
16:58I just love that accent.
17:00It makes me go all wibbly.
17:01I don't understand it.
17:02You look like the manager of the London Jets,
17:04but you sound like Bing Baxter, the American quiz show host.
17:07I'm all the things you associate with confidence, King.
17:11You're my paranoia.
17:13Isn't that a urine stain on the front of your trousers?
17:15What?
17:16No, it isn't, it's a tea.
17:18So, how are you, anyway?
17:20Isn't that a huge spot appearing on your so-called face?
17:23My God, you've got fat, haven't you?
17:25Must be all that lager.
17:27But you've got a terminal disease.
17:29What happens to people who least expect it?
17:31Don't you find that?
17:33Say hello then, aren't you?
17:35Only trying to be friendly.
17:37Davey, baby, what can I say?
17:40Is he the greatest, most handsome, fantastic person ever,
17:43or am I insane?
17:44You're insane.
17:46Lister, what are you going to do about them?
17:48Do?
17:48What can I do?
17:49I think we should arrest them.
17:50What for?
17:52For being hallucinations.
17:53Oh, come on, smeghead, it's a bit of company, isn't it?
17:56Lister, you're still sick.
17:58These two are symptoms of your disease.
18:00They're like the spots in measles,
18:02the swellings in mumps,
18:04the funny walk in cystitis.
18:07Until they're gone, you won't be better.
18:09Hey, now I know what the H stands for.
18:13Idiot, am I right?
18:16You are treading a very thin line, my laddo.
18:20Your H stands for hologram.
18:22I happen to be dead.
18:24Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.
18:27Come on, King, forget those losers.
18:29Let's go party.
18:30No, I forbid it.
18:31Why?
18:32Why do you never listen to Mr. Rimmer?
18:34He's so much more experienced,
18:36more level-headed,
18:38so much better than you.
18:39Hey, no one is better than Mr. Magnificent,
18:42and no one tells the Prince of Charisma what to do.
18:45Right, Prince?
18:45Yeah, right.
18:46That's my Davey boy.
18:49I don't believe it.
18:50He's socialising with a figment of his imagination.
18:53Yes.
18:56Please note a dust storm is approaching.
18:59Ship exterior is now out of bounds.
19:01All airlocks are being automatically sealed.
19:04Estimated duration, 18 hours.
19:09It's a kindle like firelight.
19:14It dwindled.
19:16Now I wonder when this wind will ever stop.
19:27You wrote that?
19:29Yeah, it was ages ago, you know.
19:31That is the greatest love song ever.
19:34Come on.
19:35Ever.
19:35It's so deep.
19:36The images, the dwindling, the kindling, all the indling.
19:41I love all that stuff.
19:42When I think there's fast-buck merchants like Beethoven and Mozart
19:46out there grabbing all the publicity,
19:48and here's you writing pieces of that caliber,
19:51it makes me want to wait.
19:53What are you doing with the cigarette booth?
19:55Well, you've embarrassed me now.
19:57It's just your lips that touched it.
20:00Your lips.
20:01The king's kissing lips.
20:03And I just wanted some proof I'd actually met.
20:06The Duke of Deliciousness.
20:09You're serious, aren't you?
20:11Serious about what?
20:12I'm a nobody.
20:14Out of the 169 people on board this ship,
20:16I ranked 169, bottom of the pile.
20:19That's because you didn't want all that career stuff.
20:22You wanted your farm on Fiji with you-know-who.
20:26If she'd have come.
20:27If?
20:28If?
20:29Ah!
20:29And turn down the opportunity to become the envy of all womankind?
20:33Oh, we'll never know now.
20:35Why not?
20:36She's dead.
20:37So-so's Rimmer.
20:38Bring her back.
20:39I can't.
20:39Holly can only sustain one hologram,
20:41and Rimmer's hidden all the other personality discs.
20:43So find them.
20:45Cons?
20:46King.
20:47You can do anything.
20:50Anything.
20:52Anything.
20:53He can't do anything.
20:54Oh, I know, I know.
20:56I'll bet five.
20:57Do you know, he used to practice kissing on his own.
20:59How?
21:00He made lips out of one hand,
21:02and then waggled his thumb through the gap,
21:04like a tongue.
21:08That is priceless.
21:09It really is.
21:1017 years old,
21:12and he used to snog his own hand.
21:14Once, in front of the whole school,
21:16he called his gym teacher Daddy.
21:19I could have died with embarrassment.
21:21What a silly thing to call a gym master.
21:23I'm racked with guilt.
21:25I hate him.
21:27If you hate him,
21:28why do you talk about him so much?
21:29Because he makes my life
21:31one big humiliating,
21:32cringe-making,
21:33guilt-ridden hell.
21:35Now, stab him!
21:36Stab him!
21:36Stab him!
21:37Quick, stab him!
21:39Ah, you haven't met Stab him.
21:43He's one of our scutters.
21:45Stab him.
21:46Meet Lister's paranoia.
21:47Lister's paranoia.
21:48This is Stab him.
21:49Yo, Rimmer, listen.
21:50We've been thinking.
21:51We think we can get Kachansky back
21:53without turning you off.
21:55Oh, he's drunk.
21:56Yes.
21:57He's been thinking.
21:58All we've got to do is turn off
21:59all unnecessary power systems,
22:00and the hollies has it all way.
22:02Ding-dong!
22:03Another great idea
22:03from the people who bought you
22:04beer milkshakes.
22:06Can you be so obsessed
22:08with a girl you hardly know?
22:09Hardly knows her?
22:10You haven't heard
22:11the Indling song.
22:13Our love,
22:14I try to kindle off.
22:17Lister, you're not having her disc.
22:19Why?
22:19Because she'll rank above you.
22:20But she's a bright,
22:22good-looking,
22:23intelligent,
22:23witty,
22:24upwardly mobile officer.
22:25Why should she be
22:26interested in you?
22:27Yes, why should she
22:28be interested in you?
22:29Yeah, why should she
22:30be interested in me?
22:32Sorry, I was just
22:33thinking about that song.
22:34I can't get it
22:35out of my head.
22:37Why?
22:38Because you're great!
22:39You're an incredibly
22:40seductive, charming,
22:41charismatic young stud.
22:42Yeah, I forgot.
22:43That's why she'd
22:44be interested in me.
22:45Lister, you're not
22:46having her disc
22:47or any disc.
22:48Come on, King.
22:49You know Rimmer.
22:50Where would he hide him?
22:51I don't know.
22:52Yes, you do.
22:53No, he doesn't.
22:55Come on.
22:56Think winner.
22:59Outside.
23:00Outside the ship.
23:02Er, wrong, actually.
23:04Where outside?
23:06Well, he'd have to
23:06send the scooters
23:07and the desk would
23:08have to be safe.
23:10Wrong, wrong,
23:10absolutely brimming
23:12over with wrong ability.
23:13And he'd have to be
23:15right under my nose
23:16so he could laugh at me.
23:17Wrong and getting
23:18wronger all the time.
23:20Outside our sleeping
23:21quarters.
23:22The solar panel
23:23outside our sleeping
23:24quarters.
23:25You followed me,
23:26you goit.
23:27Is that where they are?
23:29That's incredible,
23:30I did it!
23:44How long now,
23:46can't be long
23:47now, Dave.
23:48Her kill has got
23:49all the suspects
23:50in one room
23:50and I'm only two pages
23:52away from also
23:53by the same author.
23:54Oh, Holly,
23:55the dust storm.
23:56Oh, that.
23:57Any time now,
23:58it's almost subsided.
23:59Hey, how's my baby boy?
24:01Oh, look!
24:02You've got a body
24:03like a coat hanger.
24:05How can you make
24:05a spacesuit look
24:06like evening wear?
24:07Let me ask you
24:09one question.
24:09It's no use
24:10arguing, Rimmer.
24:11I'm going.
24:12Who smashed up
24:13the Medicom?
24:14He's Stalin, King.
24:15Let's go.
24:15Holly, give him
24:16a punch up.
24:18Look, what's
24:19on if of them
24:19smashed up
24:20the Medical Uni?
24:22Lister, come here.
24:23Come here.
24:27You are still sick.
24:28I feel great.
24:30You will not...
24:32You will not...
24:34You will not be better
24:35until they've gone.
24:37They know that
24:38and now they've
24:38stopped you
24:39getting any treatment.
24:43Where's Paranoia?
24:45I don't know.
24:45Is it someplace
24:46near Uruguay?
24:48Who is this, Tokert?
24:50Lister, they're germs
24:51and they're dangerous.
24:52Storm has passed, Dave.
24:54Airlocks are now released.
24:55What are we waiting
24:56for, King?
24:59Nothing.
25:02Holly, put a trace
25:03on Paranoia.
25:04What's a trace?
25:05It's space jargon.
25:07It means find him.
25:08No, it doesn't.
25:09You just made it up
25:10to be cool.
25:12Where is he?
25:13Paranoia is no longer
25:14aboard this ship.
25:18Yeah, look at that view,
25:19Kingo.
25:20Me and you
25:20on top of the world.
25:22Makes you want to dance.
25:23cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:32-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:38-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:39-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:40-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:40-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha
25:53unit? No, he didn't. What you mean? I did. You did? So we can be together, Davey. You
25:59don't want to get cured. I did it for you. So where did he go, then? I killed him. What
26:04you mean, you killed him, cha-cha-cha? Don't look at me like that. He didn't suffer. I
26:10just fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his mints into space. Look, I'm going to go
26:15inside now. It gets a little bit hot. I get a bit claustrophobic in these suits. Take
26:20your helmet off. What? Your heart. Take your helmet off. I'll die. Why? There's no oxygen
26:25out here. Hey, oxygen's for losers. Come on. I need oxygen. You don't need anything, king.
26:32You're the king. You're crazy. I told you you needed oxygen, huh? Some loser who was trying
26:38to make you feel small. Look, I'll prove it to you. I'll take mine off first. We'll soon
26:44see who the crazy one is around here. No!
27:00Must you do this now? I'm doing the laundry. It's totally disgusting. What's disgusting?
27:11Lister? Yeah? I just want to say I was right all along. I said there were germs and they were
27:18germs. Yeah, okay. So what? And I'm just saying now, that disc will only bring you misery.
27:24I just want you to remember that I said that. Look, if she comes back and she's not interested,
27:29I can handle it. Whatever, Lister. I want it on record. That disc is a one-way ticket to
27:35miseryville. Yeah, but I've spent enough time listening to me paranoia. Now I'm going to listen
27:39to me confidence. Hi, Chrissy. It's not going to work. Hello, Chrissy. It's not going to work either.
28:01Hey, yo, Chrissy. Hi. Lister, look. Good luck. I mean it. Smeg off. No, honestly, I mean it.
28:17Good luck. Okay, I'll switch it on. Well, he did warn you. I certainly did. Do you honestly think
28:28I put Kachansky's disc in Kachansky's box where any munchkin could find it? You think you had it bad
28:35before, Lister? Now you've got it in stereo, baby. Welcome aboard, Rimsie. Nice to be here,
28:44Mr. Rimmer, you son of a gun.
28:50It's cold outside. There's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone. More or less. Let me fly.
28:59Far away from here. Fun, fun, fun. It's a sun, sun, sun. I want you to lie. Ship flexing on
29:10my toes.
29:11Smoking fresh mango juice. Your fish just dribbling out my toes. Fun, fun, fun. It's a sun, sun, sun.
29:23Fun, fun, fun. It's a sun, sun, sun.
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