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00:00Hot applesauce.
00:01Yeah, let's do it.
00:03Are you doing it?
00:04Yeah.
00:04Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:08Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it again.
00:13It just kind of came up.
00:13We were just spitballing.
00:14And, yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:18Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:26Yo.
00:28Yo.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:31Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:33Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:34And you get a little heat again.
00:36Yo, right?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Like, I would eat that for real.
00:38Really?
00:39Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:40Oh, what do you want to call it?
00:42Tropical kick.
00:43Tropical kick.
00:46Hey, we're cooking it.
00:48I love applesauce.
00:52So, I'll try it.
00:54He eats a lot of soft food.
00:57Yeah.
01:01No way.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04Did Amy see it?
01:05Yeah.
01:05So, she did.
01:06Did she say anything about it?
01:07Oh.
01:09It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:11It just, if it was with someone else.
01:13Take a risk.
01:14Go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
01:16It was wild when you was young, huh?
01:23Oh, my God.
01:23Is there anybody here who feels like a failure?
01:26All right, dude.
01:26I get it.
01:27Like, you're a failure.
01:27I'm a failure.
01:28I understand.
01:29Hey.
01:30Dougie!
01:31Hey, y'all.
01:31Look, look, look.
01:32Oh, it's his jacket.
01:36You all right?
01:38How'd you find me?
01:38Dougie, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:42Who is that?
01:44So, why don't you come with me?
01:45All right, great.
01:46Oh, .
01:57If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:08This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:13It really is.
02:14You call this structure the yurt?
02:16Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I guess that's Y-U-R-T, I'm pretty sure.
02:19Okay.
02:20That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:21Morning, sir.
02:22Hey.
02:22Doing all right this morning?
02:23Good to see you.
02:24Good to see you, man.
02:25Hello.
02:26Hello.
02:26Okay.
02:27So, um, the thing that, uh, I wanted to say is first of all, thank you so much for your
02:36patience.
02:37Because I know you all have questions, like, who these nice people are.
02:42This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus Group.
02:48Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of Rockin'
02:58Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
03:02So, uh, yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is gonna keep going, just that Trucus would be in charge
03:10if he decides to go that direction.
03:14But it's all good.
03:16Um, I'm, I'm doing great.
03:17I'm all good.
03:19Hello, everyone.
03:20I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:22I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:26I should just start off by saying congratulations.
03:29Because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
03:33This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:37So, we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:43I kind of think she's hot.
03:45Dang.
03:46Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
03:50But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:55Aww.
03:56For me, this is personal.
03:58I gotta tell you.
03:59Actually, I'm gonna just show you.
04:01Um, I literally carry Rockin' Grandmas hot sauce in my purse.
04:07Put it on everything, these guys will tell you.
04:08I love it.
04:09It is my go-to.
04:10I travel with it, okay?
04:11So, I am a fan, personally.
04:14Um, and just a little bit about us.
04:15So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really just unlock their
04:23full potential.
04:24I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:25I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:29I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and, uh, turn it into something
04:36that it's not.
04:36So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company culture.
04:43And we also, today, just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:47And so, we actually brought a quick little video.
04:50Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:52At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:55As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future, our mission is to partner
05:02with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
05:07We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
05:13In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:20Trucus Group, your business is our business.
05:27Wow, huh?
05:29So great, you guys.
05:31You love it?
05:33They might have, like, a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business,
05:39too, because...
05:40They're all redheads.
05:41Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:43Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
05:48Now, who's ready for the Doug Cafflon today, huh?
05:52Yeah!
05:56Big day, yes!
05:58The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon and later tonight at the
06:06team dinner and a show.
06:07The CFR companies are a good fit.
06:11How do you feel?
06:12I'm good, man.
06:13It's, you know...
06:14Like, Dad knows what he's doing.
06:16For sure.
06:16You know, if he thinks it's a good thing for us, then that's... we just gotta go with that, you
06:21know what I mean?
06:22Right.
06:22So, you know...
06:25It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have, because you
06:31hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it, but I only have optimistic hopes.
06:36I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:46Yo!
06:47Look at all this, man!
06:49I didn't realize it was gonna be this outside.
06:51It's a beautiful day.
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:55There's too much sun.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:56Do you have any sun stuff?
06:58Like sunscreen and sunglasses?
06:59Nah, I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
07:00They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
07:04These are kind of futuristic.
07:05Yeah, or they're, like, kind of for now, too.
07:09Um, we're just liking the vibe.
07:11Like, you know...
07:12It's a wonderful culture.
07:13Yeah.
07:13Beautiful.
07:13Yeah, it's a good...
07:14Yeah, pretty good.
07:15You guys, I mean...
07:17Like, sustainable as well.
07:18Yes!
07:19I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth today.
07:24Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are gonna be like this.
07:28Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are gonna be like this.
07:31Yes.
07:32Actually, that's...
07:33That would hurt, because it's too hard, so...
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh!
07:40That's my dad.
07:41That's my dad.
07:43Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:47Woo!
07:48Oh!
07:49I love it!
07:50Hey, Doug!
07:51Hey, Doug!
07:53Doug!
07:53Doug!
07:54Doug!
07:55Doug!
07:55Doug!
07:56Doug!
07:56Doug!
07:58Doug!
07:59I love you, Dad.
08:01You got it?
08:02Yeah.
08:02Then let's go!
08:03Come on, you guys!
08:04Yeah!
08:06Nice, Amy!
08:13That's points.
08:14Good job, good job.
08:15Doug, he, uh, chooses all the events, of course, and gives out all the points.
08:18Ten points for having your arm in the air.
08:21Big smile on your face.
08:22You got points.
08:23Extra points for spirit.
08:24People really like it when you point at them and tell them they got points, so...
08:28Oh, yes, yes.
08:29We've had one event so far, the Mechanical Bowl.
08:33Oh!
08:34Sorry, good job, man.
08:36Good job, buddy.
08:36You got up this year.
08:38That's great.
08:39Damn it.
08:40I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:42No, you're...
08:42You did 0.48.
08:44Oh, 0.48.
08:450.48.
08:45That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up from there to one second, right?
08:50No, because you'd round...
08:51Yeah.
08:51You got to be above...
08:53I'm not great at math, but you got to be above 5, then you round up.
08:56So, technically, you round down to 0, I think.
08:59Okay.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Up next, foot darts!
09:02There you go.
09:02Oh!
09:05And who's that?
09:07Steve Mosley-Sales.
09:09One of those, yeah.
09:09Jimmy Webber-Warehouse.
09:12Oh!
09:14Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
09:18Oh!
09:19There you go.
09:20There you go.
09:21And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
09:25Oh!
09:26Whoa!
09:27That's okay, bud.
09:28If it hit the board, that would have been good.
09:31He uses a disproportionate amount of the company healthcare.
09:34This one?
09:35Oh!
09:36This one.
09:36Oh!
09:39Jesus!
09:40Oh!
09:41Yeah.
09:43Oh!
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Whoa!
09:44Oh!
09:45Oh, my God!
09:46I think you're throwing that way.
09:48You wanna try another job?
09:48You wanna throw that way.
09:50Okay, I'm sorry.
09:50Oh, that's all right.
09:52Sorry about that.
09:53That's a...
09:55Let's go!
09:56Let's go, Jimmy!
09:57You're there.
09:58Couple more steps.
09:59Jimmy!
10:00Um, we just need to make a note.
10:02Jimmy...
10:03Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
10:08Fine.
10:09And hi.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Anthony, Elizabeth.
10:11Hi.
10:12And what department are you in?
10:13Uh, temporary assistant.
10:14Okay, great.
10:15And I just wanna say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
10:19to see you in your position.
10:21It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know?
10:22Like, I just...
10:23I love seeing that energy.
10:25Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
10:26Look, I do think the goal, ultimately, is just boss, because I think the fact that we're
10:30girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:32And look, you just don't wanna use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:37Yep.
10:38Yep.
10:39Is this one as stupid as a...
10:40Came on a little hot with the girl boss.
10:42No, stop.
10:42I went...
10:42I went overboard.
10:44If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:51Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:55Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rockin' Grandmas and Trucus.
10:59Uh, one's bigger.
11:00Um, I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just...
11:03It's interesting.
11:04It's different.
11:05Can you get my hand?
11:06The back of my hands, too.
11:08It shows...
11:09Absolutely.
11:09The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
11:12Yours are absolutely stunning.
11:13The morning was pretty hot, and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth
11:18would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she seems to take care of hers.
11:27Her sunscreen.
11:28I love it, though, like...
11:30I do, too.
11:31She takes it serious.
11:33Hey.
11:34Hey.
11:34Just saying hi.
11:35Oh, hi.
11:36It's good to see you.
11:37You look great.
11:39Wow.
11:40Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:42I mean, it's all over your face, so...
11:45I went over to say hi, and she was like, wow.
11:48As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:50That's true.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Pony races!
11:54Woo!
11:55Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:59Hey, there it is!
12:00Whoa!
12:01No, people!
12:02I don't know what that was.
12:04The pony race is probably the toughest event.
12:07I'm not feeling too good about it.
12:09Okay, I have a favor to ask.
12:11Others show down about looking bad in front of Truchus.
12:14Can you go in there and throw it and let him win?
12:17He needs this.
12:19Will you try?
12:21Yeah, I'll try.
12:22You will?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You promise?
12:23I was very nervous going up against Anthony, because he, like, crushed the competition the
12:29first time.
12:31Hey, calm down, baby.
12:32Calm down.
12:33And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:36Three, two, one, go!
12:41I don't know, really.
12:42I think I just got a slow start, and I couldn't get in rhythm, so he was able to come
12:45out the
12:45gate on top.
12:46You're winning a lot!
12:48Go, go, go, go!
12:50They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:53That must just be a hard section.
12:56I mean, it was neck and neck.
12:57Like, at some points, I was worried you were going to win.
12:59All right, you can do it!
13:01I saw the finish line and just...
13:03Took off.
13:04Yeah, just took off.
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes!
13:08Yes!
13:09Yes!
13:16Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
13:18You did it!
13:19Woo-hoo!
13:20And you get points for a valiant effort.
13:22Take the air!
13:23Oh, man!
13:24I'll take it!
13:25I'll take it!
13:26I'll hold it!
13:26Good job, man!
13:27Good job!
13:28You've been here for, what, seven years?
13:30And he wasn't able to get one, so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
13:33Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
13:37Not against me, though.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:40How many laps did I do?
13:42You went around the circuit, uh, once.
13:45Let's just make a note on that one.
13:47Yes, you should check that.
13:48...to that.
13:55Ready, set, go!
13:57Get him, Jackie!
13:58Get him, Jackie!
14:00Get him, Jackie!
14:09Hey!
14:11This has been an amazing day to see your teamwork and your creativity.
14:16So we are going to continue the tradition next year, and we are excited to do that.
14:20Okay.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
14:23Why wait until next year?
14:25I mean, we still got time.
14:26Why not take a shot right now?
14:27Do something.
14:28Oh, me?
14:29Yeah!
14:29Oh, yeah!
14:31Let's do it!
14:32Let's see.
14:34Kate!
14:35You want to give it a go, girl boss?
14:38Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:41Yeah!
14:42I would love to do that.
14:43All right.
14:43Shall we do that?
14:44Let's go!
14:44Okay, all right.
14:45I will try it.
14:46This is such a good thing.
14:47It's good.
14:48She chose you.
14:49You're stressing too much, but let her win.
14:52Just let her win.
14:53Let her go.
14:54No.
14:55Put her on her ass.
14:56I personally say, put her on her ass, and as a girl boss, she's gonna have to respect
14:59that, you know?
15:01This is disgusting.
15:03You wearing this?
15:04Um, are you wearing one?
15:06Uh, I'm not gonna wear one, but, you know.
15:08Oh, no, yeah, but I'm...
15:09Okay.
15:11All right.
15:11I don't need to be there.
15:12Like, we're, yeah.
15:13You good?
15:13Let's do it!
15:14All right.
15:16There you go.
15:17Go!
15:19Coming up!
15:20Okay.
15:20Hey, Kate.
15:21Yeah?
15:22You're going easy on me.
15:23Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
15:25Woo!
15:26That's okay.
15:27Come on.
15:27Like it!
15:28There you go!
15:29There you go!
15:30That's okay!
15:31Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:35Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:41Oh, my God!
15:44Oh, my God!
15:44Oh, my God!
15:46Oh, my God!
15:47Wait, wait a minute!
15:48Oh, my God!
15:49I think it's okay.
15:50I'm so sorry.
15:51Oh, my God!
15:51I'm so sorry.
15:53Oh, my God!
15:54The nose just bleeds easy.
15:56It'll be okay.
15:56It'll be all right.
15:57Oh, my God!
15:58Someone's not bleeding!
15:59It's okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:00It's okay.
16:01It just happened to be a lot of blood.
16:03Oh, my God!
16:04Oh, my God!
16:05Oh, my God!
16:06Oh, my God!
16:06Oh, my God!
16:08It has been a day, you guys.
16:09It has been a day.
16:10Keep it back.
16:11Ugh!
16:12Can we have an attic?
16:12We need ice!
16:13Ugh!
16:14Uh, yeah, after, uh, Kate punched on Elizabeth, Doug canceled the decathlon because he wanted
16:20to make sure she was okay.
16:22Uh, luckily, she just had a bloody nose, so I think True Kiss is probably still joining
16:27us for dinner and a show tonight, after all.
16:29And I guess that means the deal is still on, so that's good.
16:34Now, whether I am a part of that deal, I don't know.
16:38It's been so lovely to just see what the company culture is.
16:43We're learning so much.
16:44Am I still bleeding?
16:46Uh, no.
16:46Do you want to see?
16:47Um, yeah.
16:48Ooh.
16:49Really?
16:50Ooh, and it's hitting this tonight.
16:51I love dinner and a show.
16:52Look at this.
16:54Okay.
16:55And, I mean, we're at a cantina, so that means Mexican.
16:57Yeah!
16:58So good.
16:59I'm excited.
17:00I like eating in public.
17:02All right.
17:03Um, this needs to be cleaned.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I'm good, thank you.
17:07Hey there.
17:08Good to see you.
17:09Good to see you, too.
17:10Looks so nice, Steve.
17:12Hello.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:13It's good, I guess.
17:14I know.
17:14No, it's good.
17:15It's good.
17:15It's all good.
17:16It's all positive.
17:18Hello.
17:20Good to see you.
17:21You look nice.
17:22How are you?
17:22Good.
17:23That's a beautiful blouse.
17:25So, is there another chair, or...?
17:28Oh, I thought you, uh, yeah.
17:29You should be with your fruits.
17:29You're good.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:31Well, enjoy your dinner.
17:33You're an old duggie.
17:35He's a good kid.
17:37Ugh.
17:39I'm gonna get a drink.
17:40Oh, you getting wild?
17:41I want to loosen up a little, because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I wrote down some pick-up lines to try on Elizabeth.
17:48Can you read me one?
17:49Say it.
17:50Say it.
17:50Are you Wi-Fi?
17:51Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
17:54Ooh.
17:55I like it.
17:56I wrote IT once, because that's all she really knows about me.
18:00Yeah.
18:00The woman at the table behind you wanted to send this over to you.
18:05From who?
18:05Sorry?
18:06The woman sitting behind you at the table over here.
18:08It's a Bloody Mary.
18:15I guess she's like, she sent a drink, so it must be a good thing.
18:17It's a Bloody Mary.
18:18So, like, she was trying to be funny.
18:20That's funny, right?
18:21Yeah.
18:21It's fun.
18:21We're roasting each other.
18:22She was trying to have fun.
18:23Yeah.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Right?
18:24Yeah.
18:25I kind of feel like I should, like, counter-off her.
18:28No, I feel.
18:28If you want to find her a drink, what would be funny?
18:33The woman knows.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38Do it.
18:40Wait, is that too much?
18:41No, that's hilarious.
18:42That's hilarious.
18:42That would be great.
18:43That would be great.
18:44Do you want to be the boost to my bones, but gay?
18:48I mean, here's her prop.
18:50She'd get right to the point.
18:51Yeah, she's right to the point.
18:53I don't know what you're trying to do.
18:54Did you want to order another drink?
18:56Um, I do actually want to order a rum punch.
19:01Okay.
19:01For the woman who sent me this.
19:03Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
19:04Yeah.
19:04You can tell her.
19:05It's from Girlboss.
19:06You got it.
19:07Claire!
19:08Can I just pick a point on Kate?
19:10Say it to Kate?
19:11Yeah.
19:11Say it to Kate.
19:12Ugh.
19:14If I was a one-time security code, would you enter me?
19:23Kazinga!
19:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Guys, guys.
19:28Guys.
19:29She's delivering the drink.
19:30She's delivering.
19:33Cheers.
19:34Cheers, Kate.
19:36See, she's smiling.
19:37This is good.
19:38This is really good.
19:39This has been the best trip ever.
19:41Like, you can't...
19:42You couldn't even make this up for a TV show, honestly.
19:45Like, this is so authentic and real.
19:47Like, nobody can sit down and write a script like this.
19:49Yeah.
19:50What's up, everyone?
19:51Make some noise!
19:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:56My name is Michael Swinson.
19:57I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
19:59Basically, hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion.
20:02And everyone out here is suggestible, because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
20:06All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show, put your hands in the air.
20:09Like, come on, let's clap along.
20:10I'm going to get some volunteers right now.
20:12You want to volunteer?
20:13Jump up there.
20:14Let's do it.
20:15Let's do it.
20:15Yeah!
20:17They picked the right person.
20:20Get on stage.
20:20Come on.
20:21Encouragement.
20:22Encouragement.
20:23Come on, let's go.
20:24Oh, come on.
20:25Let them have some fun.
20:27The red one.
20:28Let me tell you guys, it's very easy to be hypnotized.
20:30As I said, sleep now.
20:32Relax.
20:33Melt loose.
20:34Limp.
20:35Relaxed.
20:36Come on, let's hear it for your people on stage.
20:37Come on.
20:38They go night-night so fast.
20:39They go night-night so fast.
20:41You still say night-night?
20:43Yeah.
20:43So on the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
20:48One, two, three.
20:50Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now.
20:55Yeah!
20:55Put your tray tables up.
20:56Tray tables up.
20:57Put your food down.
20:58It doesn't matter.
20:59Just throw it on the floor.
20:59Throw it on the floor.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:04That's right.
21:07I've never seen that boy ride laugh.
21:09He's never laughed.
21:10Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
21:13You are a stripper.
21:15Oh!
21:17You will not remove your pants.
21:21You're welcome.
21:23Like, it's just been inside you.
21:25And you are ready to let it out.
21:27One.
21:29Two.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:31Three.
21:31Eyes open.
21:33There's a chair for you.
21:34Yes!
21:38Oh, my God.
21:40Are you kidding me?
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43Are you kidding me?
21:44Oh, my God.
21:47He dipped it low.
21:49He backed it up.
21:49He picked it up slow.
21:51Oh, I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
21:53Oh, yes, you can.
21:55Oh, my God.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:58Oh, my God.
21:58Yeah!
21:59Have you ever seen a move like that?
22:00No!
22:01Yes!
22:01Yes!
22:02Yeah!
22:03I would've gave him my whole wallet, honestly.
22:05Wow.
22:06Let's give a nice round of applause.
22:07You can go back there.
22:09Yeah!
22:09Yeah!
22:11I was scared.
22:12Can you do me a favor?
22:13Amy?
22:15Mm-hmm.
22:16What?
22:16I don't know.
22:18You guys want to do a game show?
22:20Yeah!
22:21Woo!
22:22It's a game show I like to call To Tell the Truth.
22:25Ooh!
22:26I like this.
22:27I know you do.
22:28I know you like this, PJ.
22:29What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try, but never have?
22:35Tell the truth now.
22:37I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.
22:44Porcupine!
22:46He's wearing our logo, too.
22:49I've never heard of this.
22:50Sure you haven't.
22:52Where else would he just get laid?
22:55I heard that.
22:59Do you want to reveal some answers, too?
23:01Yes!
23:02No.
23:02Yes!
23:03No.
23:03Yes!
23:04I always love a challenge.
23:06Yeah!
23:06Come on!
23:07Go!
23:07The truth will set you free!
23:10Go!
23:11Bring your friend, too.
23:12Yeah, you're loud.
23:13We'll both of you get up here.
23:15Come right up here.
23:16Right up here.
23:17Right here.
23:17I wish you could go back up there.
23:21Oh!
23:21Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.
23:28What's a deep, dark secret?
23:30You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.
23:33Tell the truth now.
23:36Years ago, I'd just gotten sober, and I thought that I would never find love again.
23:47And then I met Allison, and she was hilarious.
23:52And then one night, and it was our six-month anniversary, and we finished making love, and I had to
24:00go to the bathroom, and she said, bring me back something special.
24:05And I went into the bathroom, and when I was sitting there, I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I
24:12brought her back something special?
24:15So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand.
24:18No.
24:20And I reached in the toilet to grab a piece of poop.
24:25And I went back into the bedroom, and I said, hey, Allison, I brought you back something special.
24:34Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
24:36And she didn't find it funny.
24:38And she screamed.
24:40But when she screamed, it startled me, and I squeezed the poop.
24:44And a part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.
24:48And I was saying, I'm sorry, I thought it was funny.
24:52But her cat was licking the poop on the carpet.
24:55Jesus!
24:58He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty gif.
25:02I didn't realize he really gave her a shitty gif.
25:07You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.
25:13One, two, three, snap. Eyes open wide awake.
25:16Well, let's start with number one. Can you say hi to everyone?
25:20Hello, everyone.
25:22I am so very excited to have this opportunity to be with you all here tonight.
25:29Let me see, Darren.
25:31Tell us what makes you so powerful.
25:35I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.
25:42So in his mind, he's doing the right thing. The strongest person he knows is his boss.
25:46What kind of things do you say?
25:51Oh, I love what you've built here.
25:55You guys, this is so much fun.
25:58I love your product. I put it on everything.
26:02Actually, I have one in my bag.
26:05Guys, your business is our business.
26:11All right, interesting, powerful person.
26:15Okay, got me stumped on this one.
26:18What do you think this person is?
26:20A powerful company.
26:24That's a powerful company?
26:25Yeah, or a leader of one.
26:27Okay, all right, all right.
26:35It was embarrassing to the company.
26:38Inaccurate.
26:38And embarrassing for you.
26:39You said you'd do anything to get ahead to tell people what they know.
26:42But I didn't say that.
26:44Does your wife know you?
26:46We are separated.
26:48Okay, that guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.
26:52He was doing her, right?
26:53Yeah.
26:54He basically said, we're going to tell you whatever you want to hear so that way we can take over.
26:58That's basically what he said.
27:00Yeah.
27:05Yeah, I knew something was up with those people, dog.
27:07I knew it. I don't know what...
27:09You're right.
27:09I just knew it, man.
27:10You're right.
27:10Yeah, I mean, obviously I was a little bit for the deal, but I don't know what to think now.
27:15Oh.
27:16It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.
27:19Mm-hmm.
27:21It's like they in a cult.
27:22Hey, have y'all seen other Anthony and Amy?
27:25Uh, no.
27:26Is Amy in there?
27:27No.
27:27No, she's not here.
27:28And they're not in this one.
27:30Can you help me find me?
27:32Yeah, I got you.
27:33Can you hold that one?
27:33We gotta go.
27:34Yes, sir.
27:36Oh, my goodness.
27:37Yo, they was...
27:38I mean, Anthony was hitting the moves and Boy Reds talking about Russian roulette sex gloves.
27:43I gotta look that shit up.
27:44Oh, he's cooked.
27:48Bro.
27:50Bro.
27:51Bro.
27:51Mm-hmm.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:53Mm-hmm.
27:53Mm-hmm.
27:54Mm-hmm.
27:54Let's just stop.
27:54They doing that thing?
27:55Everybody stop.
27:56I just don't want the whole office to know about this.
27:58Okay, come on.
28:01Hey, guys.
28:03Uh, sorry.
28:04Y'all good?
28:06Hey, trust me.
28:07I did not want to interrupt.
28:08I love that y'all are having a moment, but we gotta go.
28:10We gotta go.
28:11The vans are leaving.
28:12Yeah.
28:12Yeah, yeah.
28:13Hey, when everybody go night-night, do y'all thing.
28:15Right?
28:15You feel me?
28:16I just didn't want everybody to see you guys.
28:18You know what I'm saying?
28:19This is news to me, honey, but I'm not mad at it.
28:23Unbelievable.
28:24I'm so sorry.
28:25The deal, which I have been working on for over two years, is now in jeopardy.
28:34Now, I have to clean up your mess.
28:44On the next episode of Company Retreat, last night, it was a little bit confusing.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I miss Kevin.
28:52He won the talent show last year.
28:54Really?
28:54PJ told me about what happened.
28:55You and Amy had a one-night stand.
28:57That's okay.
28:57No, no.
28:58Who is ready for some rockin' Grandma's Got Talent right now?
29:01Yeah, your dad invited us to join, so we're in.
29:04What the ?
29:05This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not Redhead's Got Talent.
29:11What's stupid Trucus gonna do?
29:12We are waiting for Trucus' team member.
29:15Oh, you know what?
29:16They're here, so just sit tight.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Oh, my God.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:39Oh, my God.
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