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00:00Previously on strange love. I don't know what Bridget is doing right now. I love me some Bridget
00:06Just like she's in love with Flay. Yeah, I just wanna go see my pal. Come on, man. Get me
00:10to the airport
00:10Matias my fiance. I love him very much and he lives with me. I am in Milan. I love Milan
00:20Tours of Company 3 is definitely a crowd. I want you by myself. I want to be alone with you.
00:25I had to tell Matias that I need to spend more time with Foofy Foofy to understand exactly where I
00:32stand.
00:34Foofy Foofy is a man that knows how to get to my heart.
00:38Where's the call? Why, so you can call Matias?
00:43I wish that she wasn't engaged. Bridget wants to marry a real man.
00:48I'm going to show her that I'm much more of a man than a boyfriend.
00:52They say opposites attract. And for us it's true.
00:59Cause you're not like me. And I'm not like you.
01:05That's right! It all seems crazy. But I wouldn't change this strange, strange love.
01:16Oh my god.
01:18Ah!
01:23Oh my god.
01:26Oh my god.
01:27Oh my god.
01:28Oh my god.
01:29Here's a girl.
01:31I'm gonna live in the first morning at the villa.
01:33We woke up in a lovely mood together.
01:35I'll tell you something.
01:36Oh my god.
01:37What's up?
01:38Looks so cute, sleeping.
01:40Huh?
01:43Virgin and me are closer than close.
01:49Fufi Fufi is so sweet.
01:51He always kisses me and he goes, good morning.
01:54Do you mind if I smoke?
01:55No.
01:57Should we go and get some breakfast or watch the story?
02:00Come on.
02:03Grazie, signora.
02:04We have brought a bit of...
02:06Ah!
02:07Mamma mia, che bello!
02:11Grazie!
02:12Hey, what kind of meat is that?
02:14That is prosciutto crudo.
02:16What is that?
02:17What is prosciutto?
02:18From what?
02:19The pig?
02:19The cow?
02:21The cow?
02:22It looks raw.
02:23Can she make some bacon?
02:25They don't have bacon in Italy.
02:28What do you mean they don't do bacon in Italy?
02:29Hey, mamma, can we have bacon?
02:31Can I get some bacon?
02:32Exploring different foods and stuff.
02:34Maybe one day I will go there.
02:37But right now, I'm more American than the cheese.
02:44Can you give me a foot massage, please?
02:47They're disgusting.
02:48They're my feet.
02:49Signora!
02:50I have a piece for you that they've given me at this moment.
02:54I know what this is.
02:56Yes.
02:56The problem is that he doesn't know.
02:58He doesn't know.
02:58Do you want to open it?
03:00Look at the seal.
03:01I'll tell you what.
03:02Look at the seal.
03:03What do that mean?
03:03That's very serious.
03:06Allora.
03:07This is the mayor of Como.
03:09Dear Miss Bridget Nielsen, your presence is requested at a formal gala to be followed by dinner and dancing.
03:17Get this invitation to some kind of formal dinner.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:22You better go get yourself an Italian suit.
03:24You also have to have the right manners.
03:26How to eat well, how to stand well, how to walk well, because you do not know how to walk.
03:32Someone is going to teach you.
03:34No, they're not.
03:35Because I'm not going to learn it.
03:36Oh, yes?
03:36Yes, you will.
03:37No, I won't.
03:38Yes, you will.
03:39No, I won't.
03:39Not until you don't love me anymore.
03:41What?
03:41I always love you.
03:42So do it for me.
03:43I always love you.
03:45But I'm not going to reprogram myself because I love you.
03:47No, but you can try it.
03:48I can't just accept the man the way he is.
03:51If you want to be with me, manners.
03:55I'll think about it.
03:57Please.
03:58Okay, I'll please think about it.
04:00Okay, you will please think about it.
04:02Yes, for you.
04:03I had to remember, came over here to learn her lifestyles and her customs, and I came over here to
04:08compromise with her.
04:09So I ended up giving in.
04:12Buongiorno, Camila.
04:14How are you?
04:17I'm in trouble.
04:18Bridget calls this etiquette lady to come teach me mannerisms and all of this stuff, right?
04:23Okay, so you'll come here?
04:24That sounds good.
04:25And I said, okay, lady, come on, I'll learn.
04:28Come on, let's go meet who you want me to meet.
04:31Buongiorno, signora.
04:39This is lady Camila.
04:41Hi.
04:42Hi.
04:43Hi.
04:44How are you?
04:45Hi, Camila.
04:45This is Mr. F.
04:49Flavor, flame.
04:51We shall do our best.
04:52Thank you very much.
04:54You behave, and you listen to lady Camila.
04:57Okay.
04:58Do you want to take it out, or you have to take it in?
05:01I mean, the watch.
05:03Do you want to leave it?
05:04Yes.
05:05Yes, you like it very much.
05:06Too much.
05:07Okay.
05:08I feel it's very heavy.
05:10This is why you feel like that.
05:12You must be like that.
05:13Nah, that's the way I am.
05:14If you take it, at least like that.
05:15Okay.
05:16I'll tell you what.
05:18Put it down here.
05:20Like this.
05:20She wanted me to take off my clock.
05:23She wanted me to take off my teeth.
05:24I'm looking at this lady like,
05:27is you crazy?
05:28You got bromadrosis or something?
05:33Let me take this off.
05:34Yes.
05:35Let me have it.
05:36No, not this.
05:37Not this.
05:38Okay.
05:39The gold stays.
05:40Yes, of course.
05:41You must not look always down like that.
05:44You must look like that.
05:46This is why I will put you a little book.
05:49Book on your head.
05:51So you go on.
05:53And show to me where it is.
05:54Put the book on my head?
05:55Yes, of course.
05:56Ooh.
05:57She put a book on my head?
05:59I ain't no Ebony Fashion Fair model.
06:05Stop there.
06:06Put it back again.
06:08Up.
06:08Up.
06:09It's not enough up.
06:11I'm a man, yo.
06:12I don't walk like that.
06:14Then...
06:15Okay.
06:16Come to me.
06:16And we go to it.
06:18And now we shall begin.
06:20Okay.
06:20This is for you.
06:22Pasciutto.
06:23Try it.
06:24Mm-mm.
06:24I'm scared of eating stuff I don't know about.
06:27What's this?
06:28Pasciutto?
06:29No.
06:29I'm not messing with that.
06:32Do you like?
06:33I'm not eating this.
06:34Mm.
06:35Okay.
06:35What are you going to eat first?
06:37Olive oil?
06:38None of this.
06:39No.
06:39None of this.
06:40You're not going to eat nothing?
06:41Just once.
06:42Just to see how you are going to eat.
06:45No?
06:46I'm not eating none of this.
06:47None of this.
06:48Okay.
06:49I'll imitate.
06:50Okay.
06:52Which fork are you going to use?
06:54The first one.
06:55So I will begin with this one.
06:57And then you eat it.
06:59This is the soup.
07:01And we are going to use the spoon.
07:03So we can just pick it up and go .
07:05No.
07:06The lady is telling me that's not proper.
07:09So I'm like, well, whatever's proper, I ain't trying to be proper.
07:14For real.
07:14This spoon is for ice cream.
07:16This is for tea.
07:18And this is for coffee.
07:19And for the fish, we are going to use like that.
07:22The fish?
07:23One thing about me, I don't eat fish, so.
07:26I'm sorry, no.
07:27Yeah, no fish.
07:28I don't eat fish.
07:28I'm sorry, Mom.
07:30I don't eat fish, so.
07:32You don't eat fish.
07:33Okay.
07:34No.
07:35Never.
07:35Fish from McDonald's.
07:37Oh, I see.
07:38And I eat tuna fish from the camp.
07:41Hmm?
07:42Hey.
07:43Yeah?
07:44This isn't fish to me.
07:45Oh.
07:46This is shrimps.
07:48This isn't lobster.
07:49Go on.
07:50Yes.
07:51First of all, it's bad.
07:55And now you can eat.
07:56Mmm, be careful.
07:57Mmm.
07:58Yeah, man, y'all got me hungry.
08:02Now, this is American.
08:04Oh, okay.
08:09My way.
08:10Mmm.
08:12Honestly, I'm looking at this lady like, you must be psycho, man.
08:16Try to re-teach me stuff.
08:18I'm already grown, lady.
08:20Oh, that etiquette was killing your boy.
08:23Trust me.
08:24Bye.
08:24Hey, none of that went down, dawg.
08:27He needs to understand that he needs to know some manners.
08:30Or, it's finished.
08:36Play, dude.
08:37Play.
08:39Back to the clock.
08:41Bridget calls this etiquette lady to come teach me mannerisms and all of this stuff, right?
08:46I thought Bridget was crazy.
08:48She thinks that I'm gonna really live like that.
08:50But, I did come over here to compromise with Bridget.
08:53Where's my man?
08:55Hey.
08:56Hey, baby.
08:57I'm gonna give her what she wants, cause she really likes this stuff.
09:00How did it go?
09:01It went real good.
09:04Then, after the lady left me, I showed Bridget some of the things that that lady taught me.
09:10And Bridget went head over heels.
09:13Never put them on their table clothes.
09:15Exactly.
09:16And don't be spittin'.
09:17Spittin'?
09:18Foofy Foofy has promised me certain things.
09:21I'll think about it.
09:23Please.
09:24And he needs to get with the program.
09:27Okay.
09:28The car is waiting outside.
09:29We should go get a suit.
09:31I'm on my way to get fitted for a suit.
09:34Went outside.
09:36The tailors rode this car up, man.
09:38I was like, oh, this is a badass ride here.
09:44I couldn't wait to sit my ass in that car.
09:47Take it out.
09:49Save the best for me.
09:50Save me, son.
09:51I love you.
09:59I felt like I was the president with horns on.
10:05I really, really one time want to dress up in Italy with Bridget on my arm.
10:10I got kind of excited about that.
10:12Let's go get that suit.
10:14Let's break out the tie pad.
10:18I was amazed because I've never, ever been into a tailoring shop the size of this doggone place.
10:26I was like, I'm going to have me a lot of fun up in here.
10:29I need a suit.
10:29I need to look good for a big, tall, blonde girl.
10:33Okay.
10:33Can you help me?
10:37I'm talking to them, and they're talking to me, and we don't understand a word of it worth saying.
10:42Solid white.
10:43Solid.
10:44White tie.
10:45White tie.
10:46I need white.
10:46It was very challenging with people that don't even speak your language.
10:52They did try to have me try on a lot of plain, ordinary stuff.
10:58No.
10:58No.
10:59Don't admit, man.
11:01Nah.
11:02Nah.
11:02Nah.
11:04Nah.
11:04It ain't happening.
11:05It ain't happening.
11:06You know your boy Flavor Flav.
11:08He loves to be out of the ordinary.
11:11He don't like to be usual like everybody else.
11:13This ain't cutting the Flav, man.
11:16I need something that's kind of flavorful.
11:18Wait a minute.
11:19Flav is going to come up with something.
11:21If I don't, name ain't Flavor Flav.
11:24Being that they wasn't picking the right stuff, I went and picked the right stuff for me.
11:29Hello.
11:30Give me this.
11:32I like this.
11:33Fantastico.
11:34Yeah, man.
11:36Here we go.
11:38Yeah, give me that.
11:39This is the dude right here.
11:41Boy, the combinations that I came up with was definitely not what they were coming up with
11:46for me.
11:47I got me some gangster going on.
11:50I'm going to look like I'm straight from Sicily, G.
11:55I'm not going to wear no clock with this.
11:57This is too nice for clock.
11:58I can't wait to get muscle.
11:59Do me a favor, please.
12:01Please have my shirt by Sunday.
12:04Bye.
12:14I got a soup that's so bad.
12:17What does it look like?
12:19It looks like I'm going to be one of the baddest at this party.
12:24So Foofy Foofy comes back.
12:27He didn't show me his soup, but he was definitely a happy boy.
12:30If you was a big turkey sandwich, I would eat you up right now.
12:34Mmm.
12:35If we were a turkey sandwich, with gravy and a side of fries, you'd be all tender breast
12:47meat.
12:49I'd be all legs and thighs.
12:56If you was a slice of pizza, I wouldn't even cut you.
13:00I would eat you whole.
13:03We're so happy together.
13:05I hope it's all going to go well.
13:08I wish you was a piece of food.
13:10I would put you on my plate right now.
13:12I'm gonna put you on a plate.
13:14Gonna eat you up.
13:17Yo, check this out.
13:18We on our way to this club, so she sent home for some clothes.
13:22Well, clothes should be here to you by now because your house ain't that far.
13:26How do you like this?
13:28When the clothes arrived, they were in a paper bag.
13:31That was ripped.
13:35Might as well not have sent me anything.
13:37That's insult.
13:38This is Bridget Nelson, man.
13:40You get that lady hot clothes in the doggone suitcase.
13:44I was heated.
13:45And I'm gonna get on the phone and freak out, okay?
13:51Hello?
13:53Matti.
13:53My clothes are practically destroyed.
13:57It's a nightmare.
14:00All the stuff all messed up between shoes, underwear, long dresses, everything missed together.
14:08And I got very angry with my fiancé, Matti.
14:21Matti's reaction was ridiculous.
14:23He started laughing.
14:24No.
14:26That's not cool all of me.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29I'm so pissed off you have no idea.
14:31I know you are.
14:32Huh?
14:33She was not a happy camper.
14:35I don't blame her for being upset.
14:36I'm thinking there's always an opportunity for Flavor Flav.
14:39I know you're pretty upset.
14:41But you are pretty when you're upset.
14:44F*****g stuff.
14:45Don't let it wreck you.
14:47No, it won't.
14:48So let's go.
14:49Where do I go?
14:50I just gotta get over this f*****g.
14:53Foofy Foofy told me, let's go have a pizza and try to think not about what's going on.
15:00But I was very angry.
15:05F*****g.
15:06Nessuno, ne alloro, mi avete roto il cazzo, va bene?
15:10So, I told him, you might as well to stick yourself
15:13in the closet.
15:15You know where he's at right now?
15:17He's left in the closet, all right?
15:19Huh?
15:20She had Mattia sleep in the closet.
15:22Like a dumbass, he did that too.
15:26Whoa!
15:27She did that from the phone!
15:30I was like, she is bad to the bone.
15:32Where out of here?
15:34You said don't go in my bed.
15:36Get in the closet.
15:37That closet.
15:43Don't around with me.
15:47This is a toast to a long life friendship.
15:52Are you in love with me?
15:56I'm scared to fall in love with you,
15:58because I could never let you control me
16:00and tell me what to do.
16:01You can't get me to sleep in the closet, I know that.
16:03Oh, yes I can.
16:05Can't no woman control Flava Flav like that.
16:08She can tell Mattia what to do
16:10like she can tell her dog what to do.
16:12And that's my big problem.
16:15Because he don't have no other woman,
16:17but you can have other men.
16:20When you kiss another man, I have other women.
16:23Are you kidding me?
16:25Don't you ever kiss another woman if you're with me.
16:27I'll be damned if you can have other women.
16:30No, no, no.
16:31If I can't have other women.
16:32No is no.
16:33It ain't going down.
16:34When she said that to me, I looked at her like,
16:37man, you crazy to the .
16:38You'll never ever pimp Flava Flav.
16:41Well, don't you ever dare kiss another man while you're with me.
16:44That would be possible.
16:45Huh?
16:46That could be possible.
16:47You got to learn how to take your own medicine.
16:50Fufy Fufy said that stuff, I didn't like it at all.
16:53I can do it, but he can't.
16:55It's unacceptable for me.
16:57You don't know who you're dealing with.
16:59I know who I'm dealing with, but I love you.
17:02You need to know that.
17:05Let's go have a beautiful evening.
17:07After the pizza, we decide to go to Casablanca,
17:10which is this nightclub.
17:12All right, here we go.
17:18I had the time of my life up in this club with Bridget.
17:21I mean, we danced with Slim.
17:29Fufy Fufy said, don't kiss other men.
17:33And you know what I did?
17:35I kissed all of them.
17:45I seen her dancing with this guy, okay.
17:48So I went and started dancing with some girls.
17:57It was very upsetting to me.
18:01What's that?
18:03How could you be doing a thing like that?
18:06I saw that .
18:07I did not do that all night.
18:10Me and Bridget had a fight job.
18:14She smacked me in the face.
18:17I smacked him because he was annoying to me.
18:21He came back at me.
18:22I didn't like it at all.
18:27I think Bridget respects me more because
18:30I'm much more of a man than a boyfriend.
18:33I wear the drawers and you wear the panties.
18:35And the drawers is a stronger material than nylon.
18:39Catch my drift?
18:41Yo, wait.
18:42Back up, man.
18:43Back your up, man.
18:44Get off my girl.
18:45Yeah.
18:46I want to take you home.
18:47This is .
18:50It's for you, baby.
18:52I love Flavor Flav, but we can't be anywhere together.
18:56This man needs to know some manners.
18:58I'm worried about my friends.
19:00What will they think about Fufy Fufy at the gala tomorrow?
19:13Next time on Strange Love.
19:16This is the day that we're going to get down.
19:19On your dance instructor for this time.
19:21I never took no dance lessons before.
19:23I never danced with a man before and this
19:25feels funny to them .
19:27Fufy Fufy are going to meet my friends.
19:30I don't know if they will accept it.
19:34The looks on those people's faces, they were shocked.
19:39When he started playing the piano.
19:41Your love is so electrified.
19:46I thought it was going to fall off my chair.
19:49Some of those people broke Bridget's heart.
19:51I don't go , yo.
19:52When it comes down to Bridget Nelson, nobody with Geethe.
19:55I think we should cut the world off right about now.
20:01Flavor Flav.
20:03Let me show you something.
20:05Can I have that one?
20:07No, that's not.
20:08I was taught.
20:09No, no.
20:11You can't.
20:11No, let me show you.
20:11Let me show you what I was taught.
20:13Uh-huh.
20:14To...
20:15To do like that.
20:16No.
20:17Yeah, and you...
20:18No.
20:19But I'm doing it wrong.
20:21Yeah.
20:21But they do this...
20:23Often.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Well, mainly in America.
20:26Mm-hmm.
20:27I know.
20:27Because that's where I'm from.
20:28Yeah.
20:29But I know they don't do that here in Italy.
20:32No, no.
20:32Never.
20:32Let's see you then.
20:33No.
20:34No.
20:36No, no, no, no.
20:37We're all about to be a man.
20:38No, no.
20:38No, no, no.
20:39No, no, no, no, no.
20:39You
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