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00:09Man, are you okay?
00:10Yeah.
00:10Open the damn door.
00:11Man, it's hot.
00:12I can open the damn door.
00:13Look at you.
00:15That's good, man.
00:16That's a jet, man.
00:17Oh, this is nice, man.
00:19Let me see.
00:19Come on, brother.
00:20Step on out.
00:21Step on out.
00:22What's up, everybody?
00:23Your boys are back.
00:24It's your boy Chance in the build.
00:26And it's your boy real from the what?
00:27Stay in there.
00:29Now, everybody knows this from real Chance of Love.
00:35But this ain't no damn dating show.
00:39We're not looking for love no more.
00:41We're looking for something for real.
00:42I mean, for real, for real.
00:45Mythological creatures.
00:51A lot of these animals never been caught.
00:54The bottom line is they do exist.
00:56And you know what?
00:56Your boys are taking them down, y'all.
00:58And we brought our own camera crew to catch it all on tape.
01:01Are y'all ready for this?
01:02Stay ready.
01:05Get ready.
01:08You just met yourself the legend of this.
01:12It's real in chance.
01:13It's real in chance.
01:13And we y'all for the chase.
01:15We hunt them down.
01:16Make them fall.
01:17Only thing.
01:18We'll take you on the tops of the trees.
01:20Nowhere to hide.
01:21Not even caves in the seas.
01:23No.
01:23This ain't no hide and seek.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Only the best compete.
01:28Don't matter if it's sun, rain, the thunder, you know who you could call that.
01:32That's it, you heard.
01:39This is, this, this is Oklahoma, huh?
01:43I wonder if any black people live out here.
01:46It's just hot, muggy, swampy, and foresty out here, man.
01:50Tell them why we're here.
01:51We're here in Stillwater, Oklahoma, about to find Lee's Monster, one of the biggest catfish known to man.
01:56In North America, that is.
01:58In the United States.
01:59Yeah, whatever.
02:01Stillwater, Oklahoma's known for two things.
02:05Catfish and the men that noodle them with their bare hands.
02:10Noodling's not easy, man.
02:12It's the technique involved.
02:13You have to stick your arm in the water, feel under these big, gruesome rocks, sharp rocks, deep caves, man.
02:18Put your hand in their mouth.
02:19Put it out.
02:20No telling what the heck you need.
02:21Take your damn fingertip off.
02:23Legend has it that lurking deep beneath those murky waters of Lake Carl Blackwell, there's a giant predator named Lee's
02:31Monster.
02:33In 2002, world champion Noodler, Lee McFarlane, went out on a routine expedition.
02:40It was a trip that would almost cost him his life.
02:44Lee found himself wrestling a catfish.
02:46It was nine feet long, weighing over 150 pounds.
02:50It got away.
02:52Now, we're here to catch Lee's Monster.
02:55First, we have to learn how to noodle.
02:58And hopefully, we'll get some help from Lee himself.
03:01Lee's Monster will come for you!
03:04Yeah.
03:05Let's go.
03:06Come on.
03:07You ready to do this, man?
03:08I hope you're ready.
03:09Yes, I'm ready to do this.
03:10I'm just making sure, man, because you came in your boots and hats.
03:12Hey, brother.
03:13I think you're ready to go to the club.
03:13I may look good, but at the end of the day, when it's time to hunt, I'll strip down.
03:17Well, come on.
03:17That's what I like to hear.
03:18Come on.
03:22Hell.
03:24Don't get us lost, please.
03:26I'm not, fool.
03:28I do this all the time.
03:31Where the hell we at?
03:33Hell, I don't know.
03:36You got to flip it around, you dummy.
03:38Okay, we had to get there.
03:40And we were here, right?
03:43I don't know.
03:44Okay, so I think we have to go straight.
03:46And we have...
03:49Screw you, buddy!
03:50Damn, redneck's already got down on our ass.
03:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:59There's a turtle in the road.
04:01Get the little guy.
04:02Wait, let me...
04:02I got to.
04:03I got to.
04:03Get him across the street.
04:04Wait, wait, no, he can come.
04:05We can take him to a better place, man.
04:07Get him.
04:08Dang, little guy.
04:10I just hope he's not a snapping turtle.
04:12Come on.
04:12Oh, he looks kind of scary, dog.
04:14We'll take him to the lagoon.
04:15Take him to the lagoon.
04:16You want to hold him for a second?
04:17Hell no, I'm driving.
04:19Are you crazy?
04:21Whoa!
04:22I thought he came out.
04:24I'm getting a little freaked out now, man.
04:26Me too.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah, put him right there.
04:28Okay, okay.
04:28Here's a good little spot for him.
04:31Oh!
04:31Shoot!
04:32Hey, he's trying to get out.
04:33Ain't no stopping him.
04:35Get in there.
04:36Get in there.
04:36Come on, you're going to make me go off the side of the road.
04:38Get in there.
04:39Get in there.
04:39It's not safe out of here.
04:41It's not safe out of here.
04:42He's not nice.
04:45Oh, that is a snapping turtle, that tail.
04:47I told you, fool.
04:50Oh, he is up.
04:52Motherfucker.
04:53Wait a minute.
04:53Get down.
04:54Get down.
04:55Come on.
04:55Get down.
04:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:58Wait, he got to go.
04:58He got to go.
04:59He got to go.
04:59He got to go.
05:00Hold on.
05:01I'm going to try this road, dog.
05:03Hold on, brother.
05:03Who called the turtle?
05:04He's out.
05:05Get him gone.
05:06Oh, he's about to take sprint.
05:07Come on.
05:08Don't get bit, bro.
05:09Oh, get down.
05:11Get down.
05:11Get down.
05:12Lord.
05:12I tried to take him to a better place, but.
05:14Man, you should have just put him in the water, man.
05:16He might be so stupid.
05:17He may not even find the water.
05:18God dang old turtle coming in here and wrecking up shop.
05:25Finally made it, man.
05:26We are here.
05:29What's up, you guys?
05:29We're here at the famous steak and catfish barn.
05:32Hold on.
05:33Let me do that.
05:35We finally made it.
05:36We're here.
05:36We're at the famous steak and catfish barn to meet up with who?
05:41Mr. Lee's, uh.
05:43Her brother is married to Misty.
05:46All right.
05:46Now we're here to meet up with the famous, well, she's not famous.
05:49It's Jamie's daughter-in-law.
05:51Lee's daughter-in-law?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Just say she's related.
05:55She is the daughter of the legendary Lee McFarlane.
05:58Thank you, bro.
05:59She's actually going to take us to Mr. Lee because he don't meet with any old body,
06:03especially a couple of city slickers.
06:05Y'all ready to do this?
06:06Let's go.
06:09Boy, boy, boy.
06:10Let's hope she's receptive.
06:17All right.
06:18We're here to meet with, uh, Jamie...
06:20Jamie Barton.
06:21Jamie Barton.
06:22Yes, she's over there.
06:23That's it.
06:25How are you?
06:25How are you?
06:26How are you?
06:27How are you doing?
06:27Good.
06:28So you're Jamie, huh?
06:29I'm Jamie.
06:29Welcome to My Naked Wood.
06:31Glad to be here.
06:32Glad to be here.
06:32Nice.
06:33Is it hot?
06:34Yeah.
06:34It's very hot.
06:35Certainly not California weather.
06:37These are some of the guys you're going to have to meet to finally's monster.
06:40This is Misty McFarland.
06:41This is Lee's daughter.
06:42Hi.
06:43How are you doing?
06:44Do you see the family resemblance right here?
06:45Yes, I sure do.
06:46Her husband.
06:47My brother.
06:47Josh.
06:48How are you doing, bro?
06:49Pretty good.
06:50And this is...
06:51Jeff.
06:52Jeff.
06:52Yes.
06:53He's been in England with us for about 15 years.
06:56Let me explain the new book.
06:57Fish are only in the holes during mating season.
07:00The holes are kind of like hotels for catfish.
07:02Two move in, they mate the female laser eggs, and the male will run her off because the female
07:07will eat her eggs.
07:08So therefore, when you're sticking your hand in there, he's protecting his baby, and he's
07:11going to fight you.
07:12When your hand's going in, they're leaning back like snake fangs.
07:15So when he goes in, you don't feel nothing.
07:17But when you go to yank out, they grab onto you like vices and just hold onto you.
07:22These are some holes.
07:23These are rocks up on the bay, and we'll be actually sticking our hands in those, and
07:27that's where we'll catch fish.
07:28Whoa.
07:28So what do you grab down in there?
07:30Snakes, turtles, beavers.
07:32Whatever's there.
07:33Beavers?
07:34That's what happened to that guy.
07:35What the hell?
07:40That's a chomp.
07:42You guys recognize this man?
07:43This is Lee.
07:44So wait, wait.
07:45Did he noodle that?
07:46He noodled that fish.
07:47How much did that fish weigh?
07:48That one was probably about a 40.
07:54Wait, wait, wait.
07:55How you doing a little something that big, though?
07:57With your hand?
07:58Same way you do it, ain't little.
07:58What?
08:00So nobody came across this Lee's monster, and nobody's...
08:03Who's captured him?
08:04Once before, no one?
08:05Dad shot him before.
08:06What happened?
08:06He bear-hugged him like this.
08:08Wow.
08:08He was bigger around than he was.
08:10And he yelled for the stringer, and they didn't come quick enough, and it just...
08:14Right off the top.
08:15Wow.
08:16Man.
08:17I really hope we get to meet Lee tonight, man.
08:19You're going to have to show me you can handle it.
08:21I'm going to handle it, man.
08:22I need to see your game, for sure.
08:24Okay.
08:25Okay.
08:25All right, I know how it is in Indian land.
08:27Yeah, Indian land.
08:28You have to prove your ways.
08:30Prove your strength.
08:31So, guys, we got some fish out back that we caught.
08:33Let's let you meet the fish.
08:35Let's meet fish.
08:36Let's go.
08:37Whoa.
08:39Freaking giant, bro.
08:41Where's his teeth right here?
08:42Hey, man, are those teeth on the side?
08:43Those big chompers in the back is what closes together, and that's what kills his food.
08:47That's scary looking.
08:48It ain't scary.
08:49It ain't that bad.
08:50No, you gotta stick your hand in there.
08:52Don't take a skill.
08:53I can't put my hand in that sharp mouth.
08:54My hand is softer than the baby's, but...
08:56Oh, my God.
08:58Oh, freaking Lord.
09:00Yeah.
09:00What the hell?
09:02Did you pick your nose or something?
09:04Golly.
09:05Let me put this back in his nose.
09:08I don't think it goes back.
09:09Golly.
09:09This is an 18-pound fish, and we're talking about 140-pound fish.
09:13Ten times that size.
09:14Oh, my goodness.
09:16But I'm going to send you guys down to my friend Bill's place.
09:19He owns Dunn's Catfish Farm.
09:20You guys are going to get to experience with some live catfish.
09:25Get you geared up.
09:26As big as this?
09:27Maybe bigger.
09:29Do I really want to be hunting something down this damn bed?
09:32We got ourselves in a big situation.
09:37Coming up, what I need you guys to do is strip down.
09:41I need you to step into the tank.
09:45One with my tank.
09:47What the heck is the smokey pokey?
09:49It's a least monster.
09:51And later, he might be the monster.
09:53I got it!
09:55Hey, there ain't no fish worth dying or drowning over.
09:58Help!
09:58Who's jacking me?
09:59They'll eat you.
10:01Damn.
10:01This is what we do.
10:11They were nice people.
10:13That was a good time back there.
10:14Now we're straight out of there, man.
10:16So we met with Lee McFarlane's family and friends.
10:19But not Lee.
10:20He won't meet with us just yet.
10:23Oh, boy.
10:23Dog.
10:24No!
10:27Now we're about to go meet up with Lee's other buddy, Mr. Bill Kelly.
10:30So he's going to teach us how to get comfortable with these live fish.
10:33Dunn's Fish Farm.
10:43You Bill Kelly?
10:45Yes, sir.
10:45How you doing?
10:46Doing good.
10:47Nice to meet you.
10:48Real.
10:48Real?
10:49Yeah.
10:49Chance.
10:51I heard you guys are in town.
10:52McFarlane's kind of gave me a heads up.
10:54I guess you guys are going to introduce yourselves to some catfish.
10:58Is that correct?
10:59Basically.
10:59Yeah, basically.
11:00We're here to get our hands dirty.
11:01Follow me this direction.
11:02We'll get you on.
11:03Okay?
11:03Let's go.
11:05Let's go.
11:06Let's go.
11:07Let's go.
11:11Yeah, man.
11:11You know, we're trying to learn all we need to know, man, because we're trying to capture
11:14this big fish.
11:16Lee's monster.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Exactly.
11:18Lee's monster, man.
11:19I'm going to show you some small catfish right now.
11:21All right.
11:24Oh, snap.
11:26Whoa.
11:26Nah, nah, nah.
11:27Watch my boots, man.
11:29My boots.
11:30Here's $600.
11:33Whoa.
11:34Hold on, hold on.
11:35You've got to just do a lead.
11:39These fish right here send more people to the hospital here on this farm than any other
11:42fish in the world.
11:44When they actually bite you or actually get you with these spines right here, you've
11:49got to be careful with that right there.
11:50See how hard that is?
11:52Yeah.
11:52Oh, man, dog.
11:54Look at that.
11:55Feel that.
11:55Feel that tip, dude.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57If you've got a 130-pound catfish, you've got to watch out for the spines if they can get
12:02you.
12:04You're going to be going for this catfish.
12:06Right, right.
12:07And you guys are going to have to really be in tune with that catfish.
12:10Right, right, because right now I'm not too comfortable.
12:12Right.
12:12So right now we're fixing to get comfortable.
12:14All right.
12:15Okay, so let's step on right over here, guys.
12:18Let's get comfortable, man.
12:20Whoa.
12:22If you guys are really going to go out there and noodle this fish, you need to be one with
12:26them.
12:27What I need you guys to do is strip down.
12:34I need you guys to strip down.
12:39I'm getting naked from no other.
12:40I don't get naked from any man.
12:41Well, I'll turn my back, but you guys need to strip down.
12:43So, strip down and do what?
12:45I need you to step into the tank.
12:46Damn.
12:47Oh, ain't this a strip down?
12:50This ain't no damn strip club.
12:52I need you to actually step right off in here and go ahead and sit down and give me two
12:58minutes.
12:59I need to give you two minutes.
13:00Give me two minutes.
13:02Oh, my God, dog.
13:05Come on, you can do it.
13:06Give me two minutes, guys.
13:08Right here.
13:08Give me two minutes.
13:09Two.
13:09Two minutes.
13:11Oh, God.
13:11You don't even sit down in the water.
13:13This is not cool.
13:13Sit down.
13:14This is not cool.
13:15Shit, dog.
13:15Give me two minutes.
13:16I know it's just a little fish, but it's a whole puzzle.
13:20Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:23Oh, it's a lot by me.
13:25Like the whole herd.
13:37I don't know what they're going to do when they meet a 130-pound catfish in a lake.
13:56All right, guys, you guys are about ready.
13:57You guys did good.
13:58You guys earned some big boy pants.
13:59Man, after dealing with these fish, man, they ain't nothing compared to the size of
14:03these monsters.
14:04What in the world did we get ourselves involved in?
14:09Man, sitting in that tub with those fish, man, was horrific.
14:12Yeah, but I tell you what, at least I ain't afraid of them fish no more.
14:15You know, I think it's time we call it a day.
14:17Damn, bugs all over.
14:23Hey.
14:24Hey.
14:25Hey, man.
14:27What the hell is going on?
14:30This is some Yogi Bear .
14:31This is a freaking...
14:33Give me some something.
14:33Whoa!
14:35What the hell was that?
14:37Something was really high telling my back.
14:41Whoa!
14:42Whoa!
14:42Whoa!
14:43Ma, ma, look on the bed.
14:44Look on the bed!
14:47Damn!
14:47What is that?
14:50I can't sleep here, man.
14:52I can't do it.
14:53I can't do it.
14:55We're gonna have to watch each other's backs tonight.
14:57I'm sleeping in open rooms like this.
15:00Whoa, whoa!
15:01It's behind!
15:01Whoa!
15:02Oh!
15:06Oh, man.
15:08Hope today's better than last night, man.
15:10I hope so, too.
15:12The last night of Panera was a nightmare.
15:16Oh, let's get the hell out of here.
15:20First stop on our agenda today is Randy's Bait Shop.
15:24We're about to go learn how to properly noodle a catfish
15:27so we can do what?
15:28Bring this big monster home.
15:31Randy is, like, the number one noodler in all Oklahoma.
15:36Randy Cunningham or something?
15:37We're here at Randy Cunningham.
15:41We're here at Randy's Bait Shop.
15:43He is the number one noodle man.
15:44He has the best.
15:45He's not the number one.
15:46He is a champion noodle man.
15:47Well, get it right, dammit, help me out.
15:48Okay, Lee's number one.
15:49All this heat, man, my mind's gone left.
15:51Noodle, Randy, Cunningham, this, that, that, that.
15:54The old one-two thing.
15:56He forgot his two.
15:57You just keep flapping.
15:58I can't do the two if he's flapping all the time.
16:00I can't do the one if you don't know the two.
16:02Randy's Bait Place.
16:03He's a champion baitman.
16:04So, you know what?
16:05We had to holler at our boy.
16:08Number two.
16:09You said, you said my line.
16:11Your boys are here.
16:12We finally made it to stupid Randy's house.
16:14Let's go.
16:15Let's go.
16:19Hey, Randy.
16:21Hey, how are you?
16:22Randy looking for me.
16:23Yeah.
16:23You're looking for me.
16:26What you all guys doing today?
16:29We're trying to get this noodle game down packed with these catfish.
16:31We came here all the way from California to look for Lee's monster.
16:37So what's happening to all these war wounds on you?
16:39How did these scars come from?
16:40Part of this right here.
16:41That is turtle.
16:42Turtle?
16:43Snapping turtle.
16:44Hook bill, yeah.
16:45Get down!
16:45Get down!
16:46Get down!
16:47You guys ain't been noodling never, never, never?
16:50Never, never, never.
16:50No.
16:51This is Never Neverland to us.
16:52See this smooth skin?
16:53Man up and take it, guys.
16:54See that?
16:55I see that.
16:56Here's what it's going to look like in a few days.
16:59Man.
16:59You guys really want to learn how to noodle?
17:01Right.
17:02I got something I can show you out here.
17:03My buddies now noodle all the time.
17:05You guys come out with me.
17:06I'll show you this.
17:07All right.
17:08What you got?
17:09We ain't about to jumpin' on waters right now.
17:10This might surprise you.
17:13It's good.
17:14Brother.
17:14Sheesh.
17:15This is noodling country, boys.
17:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:16Oh, man.
17:24Oh, my God, dog.
17:26That looks just like a nurse shark, buddy.
17:28You guys know Misty.
17:29How you guys doing?
17:30Good.
17:31Got Jeff in there.
17:32I think he's in there feeling one of them right now.
17:35What in the world?
17:36That thing is huge.
17:37That looked like knee right there.
17:41Sheesh.
17:41We're all done, boys.
17:43Found them.
17:44Quick question.
17:44Yes, sir.
17:45If I'm going in there to do my noodling thing.
17:47Yes, sir.
17:47Will he choke upon me and just got my arm on up?
17:50There's a lot of dangers doing this stuff.
17:52You're down on the mud.
17:53You're down in the brush.
17:54You're down everything poking all over.
17:55You're already leery about how it was beaver.
17:56Oh, man.
17:57I don't know about this, buddy.
17:58Beavers.
17:59I'm going to show you boys what a beaver can do to you
18:01when you're not expecting it.
18:02Show him, Chris.
18:03Wait a minute.
18:04You're a victim?
18:04I'm going to show you what a beaver can do to you
18:06when you're not expecting it.
18:07Oh, man.
18:08No.
18:10Sheesh.
18:10Oh, man.
18:11Oh, man.
18:12You took half of your foot off.
18:14So Randy introduces us to a boy named Beaverfoot.
18:18Leave it to Beaver.
18:20Jeff, these boys want to see just a little bit of what you do.
18:25Golly, dude.
18:26Look at this thing.
18:28Oh, my.
18:28Come on.
18:29Look at his fat ass mouth.
18:31Look at him.
18:32He's crazy.
18:34Look at him kicking out.
18:35Look at him kicking out.
18:35Look at him kicking out.
18:36There you go.
18:36Nah, nah.
18:37Look at that rope.
18:44There you go, girls.
18:45There's your dad.
18:46Woo!
18:47Oh, your hands bloody.
18:48Look at that knuckle.
18:49Your hands are about to get in there, too.
18:53I'm like, man, I am not going in that tank with that fist.
18:56You see all that blood in that water, man?
18:57I ain't going in there either.
18:58You might activate it like a shark.
19:01Oh, man.
19:02God, man.
19:06Coming up.
19:07Whoa!
19:08Oh, I don't know if we can do this.
19:12I'm not putting my foot down.
19:14Oh, my God, dog.
19:17Hang on, man.
19:18There you go, girl.
19:20Sheesh.
19:20Sheesh, man.
19:21The first stop on our agenda today is Randy's Bait Shop.
19:24If we weren't even thinking about getting our hands on these monsters, we got to practice
19:28in a practice tank first, man.
19:30Are you ready for this?
19:31I don't know how I'm going to do this.
19:32Nah, I ain't ready for this.
19:33This is a training trailer.
19:35If you'll notice, both sides of the box is open.
19:38That's a torpedo box, man.
19:40That's just waiting to get my chest cave in.
19:42I'll put a door on the other side and we'll just work with one hole.
19:45How's that?
19:45I like your style.
19:46And then when you feel more manly, then we'll open it up and you both can tag team one.
19:50Right here.
19:51He'll be going first anyway.
19:52Why are you already trying to do me first?
19:54Little guy first.
19:56All right, man.
19:57Get up.
19:57Take that top off.
19:58Get in there.
19:58Take your clothes off other than your shorts.
20:01Leave them on.
20:01We don't need to scare them out of the box.
20:03We got to get them out of the box.
20:06There we go.
20:07Take it off.
20:07Now you're stripped.
20:08Take it off.
20:10You got to do that one.
20:11Oh, damn it.
20:17It ain't over your head.
20:18Get on down there.
20:19It's cold.
20:20Oh, God.
20:21It's cold.
20:22You're making this a big thing.
20:25Maybe it is a big thing.
20:37You're the boss, not him.
20:42Oh, I don't know if we can do this.
20:43All right.
20:45I'm ready.
20:47Come on.
20:48Shoot.
20:55Let's go.
20:56Get service on it.
21:00Hold that, sucker.
21:01I'm holding my breath.
21:03Now it's your turn.
21:05Hang on.
21:06Hang on.
21:07Hang on.
21:08Hang on.
21:09Hang on.
21:09Hang on.
21:09Hang on.
21:10Hang on.
21:10Hang on.
21:10Hang on.
21:12Hang on.
21:16I did it.
21:22You stupid.
21:25So, I'm up to bat and I'm gonna show him a real legend hunter.
21:28I'm gonna show him a real stay in there.
21:32Are you paying attention?
21:34Hey.
21:47Hang on.
21:47Help me, Lord.
21:50Whoa!
21:52What?
21:52Whoa!
21:53Whoa!
21:54Whoa!
21:54Whoa!
21:55Whoa!
21:56This looks like Godzilla's little ugly cousin.
21:58Oh, no!
22:00Hey.
22:03You're not gonna bring your chicken leg, bud, up here.
22:06Come on.
22:07The one that's in this box here is the next step.
22:09It's all about blocking.
22:11One thing we found out about fish, man, they have front doors and back doors on their cave.
22:15Go, go.
22:15You have to block their hole.
22:17You're like real, dude.
22:18Put your feet up in this hole.
22:19I'm not putting my foot in that hole!
22:21Come on.
22:22That's where it goes.
22:23Wait, wait, wait.
22:24I'm in there.
22:24Let me take a peek.
22:25Get in there.
22:27Would I tap you?
22:29Help me.
22:29Do it!
22:30That's right, baby.
22:46Oh!
22:47Hang on!
22:48Hang on!
22:49Hang on, guys!
22:52Hang on!
22:53Get him!
22:59Don't let go!
23:01Don't let go!
23:02I don't give a damn!
23:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
23:13Now, you guys think that's fun, but that's only a little bitty baby compared to these monsters.
23:22Well, you know what?
23:23From what I just endured, I think we can do it.
23:25Okay, boys.
23:27Now I think you're ready for the lake.
23:29Showtime.
23:30Let's get to the lake.
23:31Let's get to the lake.
23:32Let's get to the lake.
23:32We've conquered that new blue tank.
23:34And if we can conquer that...
23:36Hell, I know we're one step closer to fighting these monsters.
23:39Are you ready?
23:40Ready!
23:45Here we go!
23:53Here we go!
23:54Coming up, the smokey pokey, huh?
23:55I sure like my smokey, and I sure like my pokey.
23:58Delise Monster!
23:59Delise Monster!
24:01We're gonna get suited and booted and hit these waters correct.
24:04You ready, bruh?
24:04Oh, I'm ready, bruh.
24:14So finally, here we are at Lake Carl Blackwell.
24:21We practiced in Randy's tank.
24:23Now we're ready to noodle some real fish in the wild.
24:27But not least Monster.
24:29Not yet.
24:30Not yet.
24:30What up?
24:31You ready?
24:32Are y'all ready?
24:33You see I got my gloves?
24:34You see I got my game face on.
24:37We can't have it?
24:38Whoa!
24:38Whoa!
24:40Damn, I know we gotta do all the work.
24:42Yeah!
24:42Yeah!
24:46What is that stuff called?
24:47Chewing tobacco.
24:48I'll take a little breath.
24:50Come on, girl.
24:52Hey, it's your last time calling me girl.
24:55No, tomorrow will be the last day I call that girl.
24:58Anything!
25:00You okay over there, real?
25:01Yeah, just throat's burning a little bit.
25:03Yeah, you don't want to swallow it because then it really makes you sick.
25:05Tastes like nothing.
25:07Fuck!
25:08Oh, how do you guys do this?
25:09We just do.
25:14You don't have no tequila that didn't take the place of this?
25:16Nope.
25:17I need a shot!
25:18Penicillin?
25:19Oh, hell no!
25:29Oh, man.
25:30This is kind of spooky, boys.
25:32Ooh, yeehaw!
25:34You got your girly breeches on.
25:35Whoa!
25:36Ow!
25:36Ow!
25:38It's cold!
25:39It's murky!
25:40Stanky!
25:40Man, I can't see nothing to the bottom!
25:42Is Josh going to throw y'all over his shoulder and carry y'all where we're going?
25:46It is.
25:46What kind of water?
25:47Fish.
25:48Fish.
25:49Snakes.
25:52Snakes!
25:53Snakes!
25:53You got to go in and check if you don't feel nothing on your side.
25:56All right.
25:57He has to go in next to make sure there ain't nothing on his side.
25:59Have you seen the length of my arm?
26:01But you're going to have to go in.
26:01I don't want to see no...
26:03Oh, he's not in there!
26:04Okay.
26:05You're going to have to go in up to here.
26:06Come on.
26:07I need your help.
26:07All arms.
26:08Man up.
26:11One.
26:12Just do it, dawg.
26:13Two.
26:14Go!
26:18I'm feeling...
26:19Wait, no.
26:20You got to submerge your head.
26:20He just said submerge your head.
26:21No, he didn't.
26:22He told you to submerge your head.
26:23One.
26:28Get in there.
26:31I went deep on farm long.
26:33I was an elbow.
26:34We saw your hair.
26:36You didn't go in all the way.
26:37Whoa!
26:39Come on!
26:44There's nothing in there, sir!
26:46Now we're going to the next one.
26:48You sure about this?
26:48Uh-huh.
26:49This one, the whole side of the rock is open.
26:51It goes in and then it turns and goes this way.
26:53You're going to have to come up here and block half of this point.
27:00Okay.
27:00What is that?
27:01Man, you know, I'm trying to noodle, bruh, but I can't noodle because my stomach is upset.
27:06Why did I take that damn tobacco?
27:08Come on, bruh.
27:08Do it.
27:09Because I'm too sick.
27:10Oh, God.
27:12That's so creepy.
27:13Go in there.
27:20Come on.
27:20There you go.
27:21In your shoulder.
27:22Don't do anything.
27:23Put it in there.
27:24That bitch ain't home.
27:25That bitch ain't home.
27:27Did you touch the back of it?
27:28I touched the back of that ass.
27:29That means there ain't nothing in there.
27:31Now you know.
27:32What happened?
27:33Walt, you're up again.
27:34I didn't think I was going to get my arm in one of these damn holes.
27:38That tobacco was cold on a man's stomach.
27:41I think we'll call that a day.
27:42I knew we shouldn't have damn popped this dirt in our lips.
27:46But my brother is sick.
27:49Like a damn crackhead.
27:53Come on now, baby.
27:57That ain't nothing for faith.
27:59That ain't nothing for faith.
28:02I ain't never, ever chewing tobacco again, bruh.
28:05Ever.
28:06Watch your face.
28:07Don't you dance with this water in my face?
28:10You all right.
28:11So weak.
28:18So these old wild McFarlane's talking about,
28:20go get cleaned up, you little girls.
28:22Y'all going to meet us at the Smokey Pokey.
28:24Hopefully we get to meet the damn lead.
28:26You know, himself.
28:27What the heck is the Smokey Pokey?
28:30Seems pretty damn country to me.
28:32Let's go check it out, man.
28:33The Smokey Pokey, huh?
28:34Come on.
28:44You know what?
28:45This sounds like the perfect place for me,
28:47because I sure like my Smokey,
28:48and I sure like my Pokey.
28:50Did you guys nap?
28:53Yeah, I was always naps right now.
28:56I was doing for ya.
28:58I was doing for ya.
28:59I was doing for ya.
28:59I thought that.
29:00Nah, you guys gotta...
29:01That's enough.
29:04To Lee's Monster.
29:05To Lee's Monster.
29:06To Lee's Monster.
29:08What's this gonna do to your tummies?
29:10Make it feel good.
29:11All right.
29:12This place would get crazy around here.
29:14Hell yeah.
29:14Welcome to Stillwater.
29:15Say what?
29:16You guys didn't do too bad today.
29:18So-so with Lee, man.
29:19I heard the man has hands tough as leather.
29:22To help get Lee's Monster.
29:24We need him.
29:25You gon' need him.
29:26Hell, it's his Monster.
29:27He doesn't do it very often,
29:29and I'm having to do some talking,
29:31but he's willing to meet you guys.
29:33I'm ready to meet this guy.
29:34All right, so let's just drink our drinks
29:36and get the hell out.
29:38We been through hell.
29:39We just swam with fish.
29:40We stood in fishy waters.
29:42We damn near wrangled him up.
29:43Hell, we need to see this police.
29:58Hey, man.
30:00He feels like a little.
30:01Yeah?
30:01How you doing, Lee?
30:02These boys?
30:03These guys are the ones I told you about.
30:05Yeah!
30:06Yeah!
30:09Yes!
30:10Yes!
30:11You live noodling, man.
30:13Whoa!
30:14Damn!
30:14Look at the way, wait.
30:15Look at that.
30:16Look at that.
30:17I can see the.
30:19Holy .
30:20So we finally meet Lee, man,
30:22and he looks like a man
30:23that's just been standing in a swamp all his life,
30:25skin just as thick as a gator.
30:28All I know, man,
30:28we was happy to meet the legend himself.
30:30I had to reach out and shake the man's head.
30:33Give us your knowledge.
30:34Talk to us, Lee.
30:35Well, let me tell you what.
30:37There's fish in these lakes bigger than cars.
30:41I'm talking heads on them, and they'll eat you.
30:45So you're saying these things are human killers?
30:47Human eaters?
30:49Man eater?
30:49They eat people.
30:51Fish, if you're swimming around,
30:54thrashing around, they'll eat you.
30:56Mm, mm, mm.
30:58Mm.
30:58This fish that I've been feeling,
31:01his head is that wide.
31:03Wow.
31:04So how'd you even get a hold of him?
31:05I reach in there, and I'm working a stick,
31:08and all of a sudden I feel lips.
31:10I got my hands this far apart.
31:12Damn!
31:13And this sucker starts going like this across that concrete,
31:17and that concrete's jagged.
31:19All my tendons, all my knuckles were showing.
31:22That fish went right over the top of me.
31:26I had slime in my beard, in my eyebrows.
31:29Damn!
31:30My dad said that fish was nine foot long if it was an inch.
31:33Oh, wow.
31:34If you get a hold of him, and you lose, you know,
31:38if it ain't safe, let go.
31:42There ain't a fish worth dying or worth drowning over.
31:45There ain't no fish worth dying or drowning over.
31:47Wow.
31:48There's no fish worth dying for, man.
31:51I was like, you know what, man?
31:53You are my type of guy.
31:54I needed to hear this information, man,
31:56because I was out here wanting to put my life on the line.
31:58I still am.
32:00Whoa.
32:02Legend hunter.
32:03Look, Lee.
32:04Where is the last time you saw him actually in these waters?
32:07The next cove over from where they have all the...
32:11Due to safety concerns,
32:12we cannot legally disclose the location of the monster's den.
32:15However, please enjoy this musical interlude
32:17while Lee gives directions to the most dangerous fishing hole in America.
32:21Man.
32:22To the truth.
32:23Do we have your blessing?
32:24You have my blessing.
32:26That's all we need to do.
32:27Get that boy.
32:28Oh.
32:29He's out there.
32:32Coming up.
32:33I got it.
32:34Whoa.
32:35Hey.
32:35Oh.
32:37He's knocking me.
32:38Oh.
32:39Oh.
32:39Oh.
32:46Well, we're still here.
32:48We're still breathing.
32:49And we're still alive.
32:50We're in Newland yesterday,
32:52but, uh,
32:53didn't find no fish.
32:55So today,
32:55we're gonna get suited and booted,
32:57get our gloves right,
32:58get everything we need to do.
32:59Right.
32:59To do what?
33:00We're gonna have to leave the monster,
33:02and we're doing it.
33:03Staying next.
33:04Yeah.
33:31I got my gear on.
33:32I got my gang face on.
33:34No chewing tobacco today.
33:35Ain't no tobacco.
33:36Not at all.
33:36We are not getting sick.
33:37We are gonna capture the fish.
33:38We are going to get this fish,
33:41and that is a fact.
33:55Let's get dangerous.
33:57Where are you, Lee?
33:58Come out.
33:59Come out.
33:59Wherever you are.
34:06All right.
34:06This one's a pretty good-sized hole,
34:08so why don't you guys go down and check it.
34:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
34:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
34:19I don't see nothing down there.
34:21That's how it happens sometimes.
34:22Yeah, we'll move on up to this one.
34:24We got it.
34:25Newland's not easy, man.
34:26It's the technique involved.
34:27You have to feel under these big, gruesome rocks, man.
34:30Yeah.
34:31It could be snapping turtles under there, beavers.
34:33I mean, all type of things that could take you out.
34:35Nothing.
34:36Nothing?
34:36Nope.
34:37All right.
34:37On to the next one.
34:40The last two times we've checked this, there was two in there.
34:43Oh!
34:43Oh, .
34:44You feel that?
34:46Woo-hoo-hoo!
34:46You found it!
34:47He's in there, man.
34:50Get him, boy!
34:52You feel that perch?
34:53Shoot!
34:54That was a perch.
34:54That was a perch.
34:56If a perch felt like that, what the big boy felt like?
34:58Man up!
34:59I'm right by your leg, girl.
35:00Do you have pink panties on today or black panties?
35:03They're actually white.
35:04Okay?
35:05Then they're not panties.
35:09You know the hard thing about fishing sometimes is?
35:11Sometimes you don't get a bite.
35:14You want anything?
35:15Don't feel it.
35:16For hours, man.
35:17Yeah.
35:18Not only that, having wet nuts.
35:26Oh!
35:28All right, now what's going on in these waters?
35:30Just put thinking.
35:30Clear your mind, remember?
35:32Clear your mind.
35:33Oh.
35:34Oh.
35:36These are some crazy parts.
35:38All right.
35:38A big hole.
35:40Big fish.
35:41He's right at the front door.
35:42He'll meet you when you get there.
35:48Be ready.
35:51Oh!
35:52Oh!
35:53Whoa!
35:53Okay.
35:55Oh, .
35:59Hey!
36:00Whoa!
36:02Hug it!
36:03Hug it!
36:03Hug it!
36:04Oh!
36:05I got it!
36:06Oh!
36:08Oh!
36:09Oh!
36:10I got this now.
36:11I got it!
36:14There you go.
36:16Oh!
36:17Damn, that's a big girl.
36:19Damn.
36:19Damn!
36:20Oh my goodness.
36:21Might not be Lee's monster, but I did catch a fish.
36:23Yo.
36:24Brother got his grown man on.
36:25That's right.
36:26So now is my time.
36:32This one's bigger than the other one.
36:34I'm not going to say how much bigger because I don't want to scare you.
36:37Please!
36:38Come on!
36:38So now, just take her.
36:43Oh my God.
36:45Don't move.
36:46Help!
36:49Help!
36:50Help him!
36:51Help him!
36:54Oh!
36:54Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:55Oh!
36:57Oh my God!
36:59Don't!
37:01You're about to drown to me!
37:03man!
37:03It's a big baby, man.
37:04Is this Lee's monster, bro?
37:06Nope.
37:06It ain't Lee's monster, but that's one hell of a big fish for your first fish.
37:12Golly, man.
37:13Oh, God.
37:14Holy moly holly.
37:16Damn, that was the biggest fish I ever caught in my life.
37:19Damn near, fella, you were bringing the up those waters.
37:21Damn near, maybe a hobbit.
37:22Wasn't Lee's monster, but I did catch me a catfish.
37:25You know what?
37:26And I am proud of you.
37:32This boy's pretty big.
37:34He might be the monster.
37:36For real?
37:37He might be Lee's monster.
37:39He's a really big fish.
37:41You're gonna have to go in and grab him.
37:43I ain't gonna do it.
37:45If this is him, man, I want to be the one to pull him out.
37:48I hope so.
37:49Are any fish we're dying or we're drowning over?
37:53Ready?
37:53I'm down, man.
37:54I'm scared of the dog.
37:55Oh.
37:56Pray for me, boy.
37:57I'm praying.
38:00Oh, this is gonna be good.
38:03Oh.
38:05Come on, come on, come on.
38:06Oh.
38:10Oh.
38:11Oh, .
38:17Oh, boy.
38:19This boy's pretty big.
38:22Pray for me, boy.
38:23I'm praying.
38:26Oh, shit.
38:28Careful of this one.
38:30Oh.
38:30Yep.
38:31Oh.
38:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:37Oh.
38:39Oh.
38:40Oh, .
38:40Oh, .
38:41He's jacking me.
38:43He can't move.
38:44He hit me in the face with his fin.
38:46Get down.
38:46Get down.
38:47Where are you down there?
38:48Come here.
38:48Where are you from?
38:50Hold on, man, look at that damn fish.
38:53Oh, .
38:54Hell no, man.
38:58What?
38:59Come on.
39:00Come on.
39:03We freaking had him.
39:05We had the fish.
39:16He got away, but you know what?
39:18It don't matter, man.
39:19You're alive, bro.
39:20Because I'm alive and I'm still here.
39:21And you know what I can do now?
39:22I can take my butt to this fish fry Jeff and them guys cooking up on the banks.
39:26We caught up some big ol' catfish.
39:27You ready to go eat, bro?
39:29I'm ready. Let's eat some catfish, bro.
39:36This is a catfish?
39:37This is a catfish.
39:39Wow.
39:42That thing was monstrous, man.
39:43You see how it flipped me and rolled me under that water like that, man?
39:46Oof.
39:46I tried to jump on your back, but after that, when you jumped on my back, that's damn near when
39:50I lost his whole touch of it.
39:53I know it, because as soon as I landed in the water, you was back in the boat.
39:57Pretty much.
39:58But do you actually think that was the one?
40:02Close.
40:03Damn.
40:03But I don't think it was.
40:08It was.
40:08Damn.
40:10I got personally slapped by the fin.
40:11It was him.
40:12But until it's caught, it's just another fish story, guys.
40:16Yes.
40:16You guys got respect after that one.
40:19You all did good.
40:20Can we get a toast?
40:21Anytime.
40:22Yes, we can.
40:23It's the Lee's monster right here, you guys.
40:24Lee's monster right there.
40:25Ching, ching.
40:27We came to Oklahoma, and we came to Oklahoma for one reason and one reason only.
40:31And that was the hunt for Lee's monster.
40:34We met with Lee himself.
40:35No fish worth dying or drowning over.
40:38Went to Lee's secret hiding places where Lee monster might be hiding.
40:42Even tackled, I think it was him, Lee monster himself.
40:46I think it was him too, bruh.
40:50The legend may still be out there, or he may not.
40:54Oh.
40:55Ah!
40:57It landed on me.
41:01We still got big monsters to get and mini little goblins to capture.
41:05You ready to do this, bruh?
41:06Oh, I'm ready to do this.
41:07The hunt is on.
41:09Let's roll.
41:17This season on Legend Hunters.
41:20Now your boys gonna go into the wild, and we're gonna hunt for the most dangerous animals
41:25in the world.
41:26Watch this, cowboys.
41:28This is gonna be the most dangerous legend hunting show ever.
41:31Aw.
41:32All right.
41:33You got what I'm saying?
41:33We're gonna train hard, and we're gonna do whatever needs to be done.
41:36Super.
41:37We're gonna have to 30 foot pythons in the Everglades.
41:40Oh, oh, oh.
41:41We're going after a 1,500 pound wild boar.
41:44What's up, man?
41:45You done peed in your pants, man.
41:46Well, damn it, I didn't have any choice.
41:47Lord have mercy.
41:49This is gonna be the most dangerous, the most rumpshakiness, the craziest show ever.
41:55It's hard being a legend hunter.
41:59Somebody's gotta do it.