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00:00Previously on My Fair Brady.
00:01I'm going to be having a good time this weekend.
00:07I feel a little devious today.
00:09I want to buy a car, and I don't want to wait for Chris.
00:13You're not going to buy a car.
00:15You know, I say all systems are a go.
00:18Congratulations.
00:23What, are you trying to stop traffic?
00:25Congratulations, honey. You got a car.
00:28Chris is happy for me, and it made me feel really good.
00:31I don't want you to move out.
00:32You know what? If you say, don't move out, don't move out,
00:34and I don't move out, you'll change your mind in a couple weeks.
00:36Honey, I don't want you to go.
00:39My mind tells me it's a giant mistake not to let her move out.
00:41My heart says it's a giant mistake if she does.
00:47His TV family, you all know.
00:49She won some reality show.
00:51Now how far will their love go?
00:54My fair Brady.
00:55Even though she talks some trash, she has got a model's ass.
01:00While they both have nasty gats.
01:02My fair Brady.
01:04Did you know she's half his age?
01:06Before he knows it, things have changed.
01:09Now she wants to get engaged.
01:11My fair Brady.
01:25You're gonna take a shower, don't you?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Chris and I wake up at the butt crack of dawn.
01:31Then bring me a robe.
01:37Come hither once and fetch me my robe.
01:41Because we are going back to my hometown,
01:44Joliet, Illinois, to meet my family.
01:47Then I was really scared because I know what they all think,
01:50that it's time for us to get married.
01:51And we're spending the night at my daddy's.
01:55We're what?
01:55My daddy.
01:57We're what?
01:58We're spending the night with my daddy.
02:01We're what?
02:03What?
02:04Who made this plan?
02:06My daddy.
02:08I'll sleep in a hotel.
02:10Don't you dare!
02:12We're sleeping over my dad's.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:17You wanna piss my dad off the first night we meet him?
02:20I'm nervous.
02:21I'm just apprehensive because I'm dealing with somebody
02:24who's in my age range.
02:25And I'm dating his daughter.
02:27I don't know what he's...
02:29What's gonna be going through his head?
02:33It was my dad's girlfriend's birthday yesterday,
02:36just so you know.
02:37Would we bring her a gift?
02:38I don't know.
02:39We could just pick up some booze and show her up
02:41before we get there, I assume.
02:43I've been spending almost every day
02:46impressing Chris's friends.
02:48And I thought, you know what?
02:50It's time that you impress my friends,
02:53impress my family.
02:55Can't wait to go to Chicago where we can smoke everywhere.
02:59Land of the smokers.
03:04This is what I've been thinking.
03:08We get rid of this house.
03:11And then we find something new.
03:15And then we together make it our home.
03:20What?
03:21Yeah.
03:23Chris said that we should buy a different house
03:25that's bigger, space for both of us.
03:27But, you know, that's something you do with a husband or fiancé.
03:30Buy a house together.
03:31I don't know about that.
03:33That's a really big step.
03:35Well, okay.
03:36See, from my perspective, it's actually a better step,
03:39and it's no bigger than you moving in with me.
03:43How is that a bigger step?
03:44But I would be uncomfortable because there would be no commitment behind it,
03:47and there would be the possibility that in three months,
03:49I didn't live up to the king's expectations that I'm out of my ass.
03:53That's not where I want to leave myself.
03:54The commitment is in that act.
03:56It's in making the home together.
03:58I'm saying I need to see that we can be compatible.
04:02You...
04:03Are you blind to the huge chemistry and spark between us?
04:08Are you just blind, Christopher Knight?
04:10We've got us.
04:11Are you blind?
04:13Honey, that...
04:13Are you blind of how much I love you
04:15and how much I'll do anything for you?
04:17And I love...
04:18Are you blind?
04:18You know something?
04:19I love our relationship in the bedroom, but it has to expand...
04:22I'm not talking about the bedroom.
04:24I don't want someone to play games with me like this.
04:27He's been playing games with me since day one.
04:29I want to make a home with a fiancé or a husband,
04:33not just some boyfriend that can leave me in six months.
04:36Well, a husband can leave you in six months.
04:38No, he wouldn't...
04:39I don't believe in divorce.
04:42What he wants is me to pretend there's a commitment,
04:45cook him dinner every night,
04:47be this little maid for him for free.
04:50No way.
04:51My family would crap themselves.
04:53So I needed advice for my dad
04:55because I'm assessing the situation that I'm in.
04:58So which way do we go?
05:00And I'm trying to figure out
05:02what I should do about our relationship.
05:05When we get back,
05:06it's going to make me want to get a snake.
05:07There's no place for a snake,
05:09so let's push a snake onto me.
05:19Baggage claim, yeah.
05:27My dad says he has a bone to pick with you.
05:30Now this day has finally come.
05:32We are going to Joliet.
05:42Prison.
05:43Town.
05:45Bitch.
05:49I am going back to meet the rest of Adrian's family.
05:53The big important part is her dad,
05:55who is something of a beast.
05:58And I was nervous.
06:01I mean, she's painted him out to be a six-foot-seven redneck.
06:11My dad is a seven-foot-tall hillbilly.
06:21I'm worried about my dad,
06:23because my dad's never been very approving
06:26of even guys I had crushes on.
06:29Look at this.
06:31I've got shakes.
06:33I got the shakes.
06:34I got some kind of, like,
06:37hyperactivity, nervousness.
06:38This is that Hollywood playboy
06:40that won my baby's heart, huh?
06:42How you doing?
06:43I couldn't help myself.
06:49Adrian's dad.
06:50He's a big guy.
06:51It's actually kind of intimidating.
06:52Very good.
06:53Adrian picked you up to be, like, bad.
06:57I couldn't get mean.
06:58Yeah, he has weapons.
06:59I had somebody ask me the other day,
07:01do you know how to use these swords?
07:03I said, yes.
07:04This part goes in whoever pisses you off.
07:09Ew, Dad!
07:09Where'd you get the razorback?
07:11Is this real?
07:12Is this a real razorback?
07:13Oh, yeah, baby.
07:14I wrestled that baby.
07:15No, is it real?
07:16Probably six months ago.
07:17You shot him?
07:18Why didn't you just...
07:19I wrestled him.
07:20I don't shoot animals.
07:21What's the matter with you?
07:22Then what'd you do after you wrestled him?
07:25He cut his head off.
07:31That's disgusting.
07:32Yeah, yeah.
07:32What am I pulling a bag for?
07:34Oh.
07:34Lilies.
07:36Coming up next.
07:38Cheers.
07:39Cheers to meeting the family.
07:40What we are doing is living in sin.
07:43All right, let's get married.
07:44Okay, here we go now.
07:46Let's get down to baby.
07:47Yeah, let's get down to the rough life.
07:49What's up, girl?
07:50I need to talk to my dad.
07:51Do you want to help me?
07:52Maybe ask him some questions?
07:54I can squeeze some here.
08:03We're in the boondocks.
08:04Meeting Adrian's dad, who happens to be really big and can do a lot of damage if you pissed him
08:08off.
08:09Look at Chris.
08:09Here's a picture of me when I was a little girl.
08:11I'm in my underwear then.
08:12I'm even naked then.
08:13Haven't changed a bit.
08:15There was some apprehension because I'm dealing with a contemporary.
08:19Your hair got really long.
08:22You're great.
08:23Why don't you diet like he does?
08:25Yeah.
08:30So when I told my father about Chris and I dating, he did not approve because my family's
08:34not particularly thrilled about us living with each other.
08:38That's all right.
08:39Okay.
08:41Good.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43Without like a bigger commitment, something, anything.
08:47Let's go see my brother.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49Okay.
08:50Our chariot awaits.
08:51Look it up.
08:56Uncle Richie's is one of the many various biker bars on the outskirts of Jolion.
09:02I was happy when we went to the bar to meet up with my brother Shane and his girlfriend Karen.
09:07Where's he at?
09:08Ooh.
09:10Hi, Shane.
09:11How are you?
09:12How are you doing?
09:15Nice to meet you finally.
09:17Cheers.
09:18Welcome.
09:19Cheers.
09:19Cheers to meeting the family.
09:21Cheers.
09:22What?
09:24Just sit down.
09:26It's a dirty bar.
09:27Sit down at the dirty table.
09:28Dirty bar.
09:30And Chris goes and gets a bleach towel to wipe our tables down.
09:34Oh, Chris.
09:37I didn't get this much service all day to you.
09:39And everyone's looking at him like, oh, I'm going to get a bleach towel to wipe our tables
09:41out.
09:42Who cares?
09:45Everything's organized.
09:47Everything's organized.
09:48Everything's perfect.
09:49I am really neat.
09:51Hey, can I pop a breath?
09:52Oh, you get me while I can still write.
09:55Thanks.
09:55Thanks.
09:56You're welcome.
09:57I was really excited to finally be with my family after so long and, you know, catch up,
10:02talk about things that are important to me.
10:05And people started interrupting us.
10:07And it kind of sucked.
10:08I like you on end.
10:09Oh, thank you.
10:10That's the real life, you know.
10:11Did we entertain you?
10:13Well, it's a lot of fun, you know.
10:16She's a beautiful girl.
10:17No, she really is beautiful.
10:19This is her dad right here.
10:20Oh, is that right?
10:21That's her dad.
10:22Good for you.
10:23You know, he's only a couple years older than you.
10:25My mom's one year younger than you.
10:29Are you trying to, like, make an issue of this?
10:31I think it's funny.
10:32Chris, what are you doing to my sister?
10:35I love you.
10:35No .
10:36I'm meeting dad.
10:38So I'm a little bit apprehensive.
10:40And I think that led to drinking a little much.
10:43Dad said that you shouldn't get hitched to me.
10:46It's about time.
10:46The truth comes out.
10:48That was great.
10:48My family probably figures he was coming home to impress them to get married to me.
10:53Because otherwise, in their mind, he shouldn't have even showed up.
10:57Well, I've always told you.
10:58All right, let's get married.
11:00I've always told you.
11:01No more living in sin.
11:02It's an Italian Catholic family.
11:04What we are doing is living in sin.
11:07Okay, here we go now.
11:09Let's get down to me.
11:10Yeah, let's get down to the rough life.
11:11Are you really Peter Brady?
11:13I was a fan of yours.
11:16Just when I'm beginning to think my dad's gonna ask him serious questions,
11:19all these people wanted to take pictures with Chris,
11:21and I'm like, thanks a lot.
11:22One for David, one for Dick.
11:24He was it back in the morning.
11:25He's still it.
11:26He's still it.
11:27And you know what?
11:28You're awesome.
11:29You are so awesome.
11:31Come on, Sherry.
11:32Hello, Sherry.
11:33Being a Brady, you're an honorary Midwesterner.
11:37Forever.
11:38These are my peeps.
11:39You're talking with Christopher Knight.
11:42Just wanted pictures and autographs and all this other crap.
11:46And for three hours we did this instead of spending time with my family.
11:50Really?
11:51Get in here and get your picture taken.
11:52Maybe we should now eat.
11:53No problem.
11:54Are we ready?
11:55Yeah.
11:56All right, let's do this.
11:57Yeah, we're all piling in the limo to go to Morris.
12:03Bye, guys.
12:04See you in a bit.
12:09And this is my old high school right here.
12:12This is where I went to high school and then dropped out.
12:14And then this bush right here, I'd go behind there and smoke weed.
12:17The bush.
12:18Hey, man, I don't know about that weed.
12:19It's Adrian's burning bush.
12:23Time to drink some more and have us some pizza.
12:25And that first night, I thought for certain that Adrian's dad wanted to ask me some important
12:31and probing questions.
12:32Sit down and talk to him.
12:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:38You missed me in a couple minutes.
12:39Uh-oh.
12:40My ex-boyfriend and I's name is right there.
12:43Oh, no.
12:44Where is it?
12:45Where is it?
12:45Hold on one second.
12:47Just one second.
12:47Luckily for me, those opportunities didn't really present themselves.
12:50We were always in a very loud environment.
12:52That's my ex-boyfriend right there, Dan and Adrian.
12:55And then Adrian shows me where her old boyfriend and her had carved their names into the wall.
13:01How many times did you sit here to carve that in that deep?
13:03I see this thing in his eye, this jealousy spark, and I felt bad.
13:08And I'm gonna chip out that ass name that likes cat chicks.
13:12He likes cat chicks.
13:14He's gonna do this with a straw.
13:16I thought it was a straw, too.
13:17Like, yeah.
13:18Oh, no.
13:18It's gonna fall real.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20That's awesome.
13:21Adrian!
13:30Adrian, I don't think that's the right thing.
13:32No matter what you're doing, that's a personal thing.
13:35This is somebody else's restaurant.
13:36Yeah, this is what you do.
13:38Look at the sable.
13:39No, it's freshly painted walls, though.
13:41Yeah, but they do it because this is what you do here.
13:43This is what you do.
13:44Just trying to give you some sense.
13:46I'm trying to tell you I've been here since I was a little girl.
13:49This is what you do.
13:58That wall was just painted.
14:00Damn!
14:04I just digged and digged and digged and tore and chipped
14:10until there was just Adri there.
14:12Yeah, you pretty much rubbed him out.
14:14It's time for us to make a garden bar.
14:18And then I tried to carve Chris and Adrian.
14:22Gotta love love, don't you?
14:24And then she later carved me and her on the wall.
14:28Gotta love Adrian.
14:29Looks like you spent a lot more time on that one.
14:32But by then I'm just so tired from chipping that one spot
14:35and then we left.
14:37Oh.
14:40Adrian's dad was wanting to know essentially what my intentions were
14:43with Adrian.
14:45But luckily I was able to avoid it.
14:53I'm, I got I'm.
14:55I'm, I'm with you.
14:59I'm with you.
15:00You know what I mean?
15:02Hey, not only that but hanging out with the Curry family.
15:05Oh my God bless you.
15:06You made it through a night.
15:07I go down.
15:08When I'm tired and I need to go to bed.
15:12It's, it's best not to fight me on it.
15:14Shane, are you going to help me carry Chris to bed?
15:16Come on, dear.
15:19I think we're locked out.
15:21Go to car.
15:22Go away.
15:22Yes it is.
15:23We are locked out.
15:24All right.
15:25Go.
15:26Get in there.
15:28Get in there.
15:31So we got back to my dad's and he wanted to sit down and talk to me about my relationship
15:36with Chris.
15:37Come on.
15:39Sit down and relax.
15:40So do you like my boyfriend?
15:42Uh.
15:44Coming up.
15:46He's wishy-washy.
15:47One day he wants to marry me and then the next day he wants me to move out.
15:51I'm worried because I don't feel that he feels the same way about me.
15:55You want to help me and maybe ask him some questions?
15:58I can squeeze something here.
16:06So we get back to my dad's house and he informs me that he wants to have a little chat
16:11about Chris.
16:15Let's keep it down.
16:16The neighbors are sleeping.
16:18All right.
16:18What do you want?
16:19Just, I want to know what was going on, how you feel about it.
16:25I love him.
16:26I want to marry him, but I don't think he's ready.
16:29Well.
16:30Because he's like you.
16:31He's been divorced twice.
16:33That can put a hamper on things and slow things down.
16:37Yeah, well, guess what?
16:37I got my whole life in front of me and I had Grandma Anne teach me that divorce is wrong
16:41and then I'll burn in hell for it.
16:43If that was the case, guess what?
16:46Me, Chris, and your mom would be burning right now.
16:51Right?
16:53You can't rush stuff like that.
16:55True, but I'm ready and I kind of worry sometimes that maybe perhaps he doesn't feel the same way.
17:01I've been ready since week two.
17:02And you've asked him about how he feels?
17:06Yeah, but he's wishy-washy.
17:07One day he wants to marry me and have my kids and then the next day he wants me to
17:12move out.
17:13I told my dad that I'm worried because I don't feel that he feels the same way about me.
17:18You wanna help me and maybe ask him some questions tomorrow morning?
17:22I think I can try to squeeze some in.
17:26I mean, you know, you gotta love each other.
17:29And as far as I'm concerned, it's supposed to be 50-50.
17:32Mm-hmm.
17:33That's the way a relationship works.
17:36Not 60-40 and you have to care about the other person more than you care about yourself.
17:42I don't know.
17:43I don't know.
17:44Don't jump at nothing, you know?
17:46You don't make no hasty decisions.
17:48That's the best advice I can give you is think about it and make up your own mind.
17:55The heart is a great thing, but you gotta use a little brain matter to go with it.
18:00I hate the sentimental .
18:02I love you, Dad.
18:03I love you, baby.
18:04My dad's not gonna sit around and wait for me to get hurt.
18:08So he's gonna ask questions.
18:10We're sleepy with you, Chris.
18:13It was a long day.
18:14It was time to, you know, to go to bed.
18:16I figured we'd pick it back up in the morning.
18:18Ba-boom.
18:19Oh, you farted.
18:21Oh, jeez.
18:24You fit right into both of my families.
18:27I want you to know that.
18:29Get ready to rest.
18:30About 6.30, we'll get up and go do some fishing.
18:35Are you kidding?
18:36Yeah, we're going fishing.
18:37I remember him saying something about getting up early and going fishing.
18:40I just thought he was kidding.
18:41We're gonna go fishing.
18:43First thing in the morning.
18:44Good luck, buddy.
18:46That's very nice.
18:48Oh, that's not very nice.
18:50What are you doing?
18:51What are you thinking?
18:52What are you thinking?
18:52I'm glad my dad's gonna ask him serious questions.
18:55Maybe he'll find out his intentions.
18:58I go fishing in the morning.
18:59Don't fire that .
19:01It's fire in the hole.
19:04That's what dads are for, is to look after their little girls.
19:07Well, I'm my daddy's only little girl, so you better watch it, buddy.
19:11Celebrate.
19:12No.
19:13Get off me.
19:14We're at my dad's house.
19:15Go to sleep.
19:16I'm gonna get drunk.
19:17Meeting Adrian's dad has been a very positive experience.
19:22In a strange way, it's made me closer to Adrian.
19:28Stop it.
19:30I don't want to sleep.
19:35Stop it.
19:38Quit it.
19:40Respect for my daddy.
19:42Go to sleep.
19:45Next week on My Bear Braid.
19:47Who's just fishing with my dad?
19:49I feel like Gilligan and this is the skipper.
19:51You had three hours.
19:52Just don't call me little buddy.
19:54You know, I haven't done a whole lot of fishing in my life.
19:58Where do you see you and Adrian at?
20:00I'm serious about the woman.
20:01You break my baby's heart and I'll come gunning for you.
20:04I'm that kind of guy.
20:06I was informed that we were going out to a bar with Adrian's mom.
20:09What are your true incentives?
20:11I'd say this.
20:12I will marry your daughter when her communication skills catch up with her sexual maturity.
20:20I just wanted to tell Chris, why don't you go back to LA?
20:23This doesn't look like it's doing well.
20:24Stop, Mom.
20:25Don't cry.
20:28You know?
20:29Yeah?
20:30I'd love to peer inside of your head.
20:33I know what makes that tick.
20:35There's this big, all-knowing vagina that inhabits my brain.
20:40And the vagina tells my brain what to do.
20:43What a scary thought.
20:46I'm done talking about vagina.
20:48Let me find something else.
20:49The uvula.
20:51Can I start saying uvula?
20:54Are you aware I have an areola?
20:56I have an areola?
20:58W-O-H-O-H-O-H-O-H-O-H
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