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00:00Previously on My Fair Brady.
00:02I'll be honest with you, I no longer feel welcome in your house.
00:05Lately, Chris has been telling me that perhaps it's a good idea that I move out.
00:09Hey, girl! Oh, my God, yay!
00:13Andrea is my best friend since seventh grade.
00:16You gonna have a good time when I'm gone?
00:17Yeah, we're gonna have a great time while you're gone.
00:20See ya. I'm gonna be evil.
00:23Chris, I can't live without you!
00:26Oh, we're gonna party hard and mo.
00:28Yeah! Ha ha!
00:31Yeah! Woo!
00:35His TV family, you all know, she won some reality show.
00:40Now how far will their love go?
00:42My fair Brady!
00:44Even though she talks some trash, she has got a model's ass.
00:48Wow, they both have nasty guests!
00:50My fair Brady!
00:52Did you know she's half his age? Before he knows it, things have changed.
00:57Now she wants to get engaged.
00:59My fair Brady!
01:15The whole reason for me being in Nevis was to be in a wedding.
01:19Adrian was originally scheduled to go to the wedding, but she had to work, so I had to go alone.
01:33This weekend, I'm gonna be having a good time. I'm gonna hang out with one of the most important people
01:38in my life.
01:39Oh, did I need you out here?
01:41It's nice to finally hang out with somebody my age.
01:44Yeah, I bet.
01:45Andrea has been my best friend since seventh grade.
01:48You wanna see this shirt that I made?
01:49You made a shirt?
01:53Has he seen that?
01:55He loved it!
01:56He loved it until he changed his mind again if he wanted to marry me.
02:00But in a way, it kinda feels good that he's on the town for a couple days.
02:04Brady's first.
02:06Bitches second.
02:07I'm really happy that Dia's here because if there's anybody in the world I wanna go do things with, it's
02:11her.
02:12This weekend.
02:13I'm gonna do what I want.
02:17Could I have a number one?
02:19And could I add bacon to that?
02:21Chris doesn't allow me to eat fast food because he can't eat it and he's jealous that I'm 22 and
02:25I can't eat it and not get fat and love handles like he does.
02:28I'm getting a jamba juice.
02:30You don't need a jamba juice.
02:31I'm tired of this.
02:32I'm not fat.
02:34Mmm.
02:36Okay.
02:42We loved every bite of it.
02:46McDonald's?
02:47Like heaven.
02:51Today I have a photo shoot with SYNC Magazine.
02:54Come on in.
02:55Hello darling, I'm Adrienne.
02:56I'm Brian.
02:56TYNC Magazine is a magazine for men.
02:59It shows new gadgets like electronics and they have hot bra to model them all.
03:07Okay, ready?
03:08Shake it.
03:11Shake your hair on.
03:13Yeah.
03:15I'm so excited.
03:16I never got to see like the background scenes of any of this.
03:19This is her first time in California and I really wanted her to see what I've been doing for two
03:23years.
03:23That's hot.
03:27That's hot.
03:28When I'm with her, she made me feel really good about this.
03:31Like I could do whatever the I want without somebody dictating to me and controlling my life.
03:37Andrea!
03:37Yeah!
03:39Yeah!
03:41Because he's not here.
03:43What Chris will understand is you put something in my head like go buy a car and go do it.
03:47I'm going to buy a car.
03:48I'm going to buy a car.
03:52I'm going to buy a car.
04:07Oh, and just so you know, Dee and I are going to a couple dealerships to test drive many Coopers.
04:19It's not stupid.
04:21She's now telling me she's going to shop for a car.
04:23I've purchased cars before and she's never purchased a car.
04:27I mean, she's never even owned a new car.
04:28I don't want to get into this.
04:30Not now.
04:30Okay?
04:34Okay.
04:35I love you.
04:36I miss you, baby, and I love you.
04:38Bye.
04:40I was going to buy a car a couple weeks ago and he told me, no, not yet.
04:44But then the old bitch said I don't have a car.
04:46To me, the car is more important.
04:48It's like the first step.
04:50And if he's making it out to me like you're super dependent, well, show him you're not.
04:55I totally know you.
04:5622 years without him.
04:58Don't tell me I can't do something.
05:00Because if there's one thing I can do, it's whatever I want.
05:11Hi, I'm Adrian.
05:13Nice to meet you.
05:13How are you, Adrian?
05:14Nice to meet you, too.
05:15I'm a little spiteful towards my boyfriend because he told me that I should wait.
05:20It just feels really good and kind of devious.
05:24Can you drive the hardtop?
05:25Sure, why not?
05:26See, I like that.
05:28It's got a good pickup.
05:28For me, like, if I'm going to photo shoots or if I'm driving somewhere, I'm putting, like,
05:32really nice clothes in here or transporting my little diamonds around and stuff.
05:38Is that an ashtray?
05:39Yeah.
05:40Oh, I'm sold.
05:43I wanted a car that really spoke to me, and then it was there.
05:48Like Moses walking up to the burning bush was this car to me.
05:53This is cute.
05:54That's cute.
05:56Oh, that is really cute.
05:58That's adorable.
05:59This slides back.
06:00Oh, cool.
06:01So I can put my in there?
06:03Yeah.
06:05I'm sold.
06:06The car's mine.
06:07That's just how it is.
06:08So you want to see how much this is going to cost?
06:11Yeah, I'd like to look into that.
06:14Let's see what kind of rate we can get.
06:16It all depends, you know, on credit history and whatnot.
06:18How long have you been at your current address?
06:24Um, crappy.
06:26Um.
06:26And what's your phone number?
06:28Um.
06:31What's your social security number?
06:33Um.
06:34Do you have a checking account?
06:35Uh, no, not yet.
06:37Okay.
06:38Um, actually the best price I can do on it is $24,820.
06:42Okay.
06:43So it's $3,000 off asking price.
06:46Normally you do the whole back and forth thing.
06:48Okay.
06:48Um, and also I'll include the floor mats with that.
06:52I didn't have to negotiate considering that I had already previously talked to a car salesman
06:59that were telling me price is way higher than what he was saying.
07:02So, I mean, I wasn't even going to argue that.
07:06Hello?
07:07Hey, baby.
07:08It's me.
07:09Hi, Chris.
07:10Well, how's your day?
07:14I'm buying a car.
07:16You're not going to buy a car.
07:19I want to help with you buying a car.
07:21Please let me help.
07:23I need independence.
07:24I can just need help there for you to get a better deal.
07:27That almost does not matter to me.
07:29I am proving a problem.
07:30I know that that almost does not matter to you.
07:32She's going to show me.
07:33She's going to show me.
07:34She's going to buy a car.
07:35Thinking, you know, you don't really need to go do this this weekend.
07:39I don't want to get in any kind of argument.
07:40All right.
07:41I love you.
07:41I'm going to call you as soon as I can.
07:45Bye.
07:46Buy a damn car.
07:47Okay.
07:48Okay.
07:49Bye.
07:50Bye-bye.
07:52I've done my research.
07:53I don't need him holding my hand.
07:55It's your car, right?
07:56Yeah, it's my car.
07:58Are we comfortable?
07:59What are you feeling?
08:07Coming up next.
08:09Let's shower.
08:10Dee and I are going out in the town tonight.
08:12We were pretty drunk by then.
08:16I decided to do a little drunk dialing.
08:19I want some breathing room.
08:20You're going to get out of the breathing room.
08:22Yeah.
08:29That's cute.
08:30Today, I want to buy a car and I don't want to wait for Chris.
08:34You're not going to buy a car.
08:36I want to help with you buying a car.
08:39I don't want to get in any kind of argument.
08:40All right.
08:41I love you.
08:41I'll call you as soon as I can.
08:45Okay.
08:45Bye.
08:46Bye-bye.
08:47I don't need him holding my hand.
08:49Like, I'm not responsible enough.
08:50Are we comfortable?
08:51What are you feeling?
08:57You know, I say all systems are a go.
09:00Congratulations.
09:04I feel good.
09:06I expect him to either be pissed off or laugh.
09:09What I really would want is for him to be proud of me.
09:12All right.
09:13Let's get the hell out of here so this is mine.
09:15All right.
09:17Adrian's car.
09:19Woo!
09:20Pretty soon, I'm going to look for an apartment.
09:23I'm making all my steps to my independence.
09:37Let's shower.
09:39You look so stunning.
09:46The way it kind of feels good that he's out of town for a couple days.
09:50I could think things through myself and not have someone dictating to me how I should do them.
09:54Oh, God.
09:55This feels so good.
10:02Whoa!
10:03Holy .
10:03Those look huge now.
10:06And they got that little roundness right there so they actually look like they're fake.
10:10When I'm with her, she makes me more of a woman.
10:12I think I make her more of a badass.
10:15One, two, one, one, one.
10:17All right.
10:18This one.
10:24We keep drinking bottles of Dom, girl.
10:27Bottles of Dom.
10:29We shouldn't make money tonight.
10:31See how many people show us their buttholes.
10:34How would we make money by asking people to see their buttholes?
10:38Oh, no.
10:39You know what?
10:40I didn't even think that went through.
10:41It was a blonde moment.
10:43You have many.
10:46Dee and I are going out of the town tonight.
10:49Thank you, darling.
10:49I wanted her to go out and have a good time considering she had never been here before.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:57Look at this.
10:58And somebody my age is here and somebody that understands me better than Chris.
11:02It's been rough lately and I think maybe he's scared because his friends are like, it'll never work.
11:08Well, guess what?
11:09A lot of his friends approved of his two, one, two ex-wives.
11:14How long do you think it's worth it, I mean, to stick around and see?
11:20I've waited for seven months.
11:24And when your biological clock is ticking?
11:27In which, I'll be honest, mine is.
11:30I want to get married, spend a couple years of bliss, start having children.
11:34As a really good friend, I would recommend that, as far as marriage, you guys wait a little bit.
11:41She's telling me maybe I should wait.
11:43Now it seems even more that Andrea's a little iffy about my relationship.
11:48What's wrong with a promise ring? Something.
11:51I'm not going to say that she's going to be the one that makes decisions in what I do with
11:55relationships and stuff,
11:56but she definitely holds a major sway in my mind.
12:01We're pretty drunk by them.
12:06We just danced and danced and danced.
12:28I met a really, really sweet guys. They're awesome.
12:32Until we both said, uh-oh. We shouldn't drink anymore. We should go home now.
12:39Thank you. Ladies first. Bitches second. Our broads.
12:46Oop. Oop. Oop. Oh.
12:48Spank hands in bed.
12:50Ow! Ow! Thank you!
12:52Thank you, madman!
12:54Ow!
12:56I can't wait to show Chrissy my car.
13:00I'm going to call my man.
13:03I'm having a really good time.
13:06And I've decided that it's time to tell Chrissy how I'm feeling.
13:10Room 621.
13:12So I decided to do a little drunk dialing. Who doesn't?
13:21Hello?
13:22Good morning, Mr. Knight. Yeah!
13:30I miss the hell out of you.
13:32I miss you, too. And you know what, though?
13:35I know what I deserve in my life.
13:37I deserve to be given as much as I'm willing to give
13:41and as much as I have to give.
13:43I'm giving you my soul, my heart. I have for a while.
13:47Okay.
13:48I feel like you've just clammed up on me completely.
13:51You walked my world completely turned it upside down.
13:58It's a little frightening.
14:00I'm just telling you how I feel.
14:02I know what I want out of life, and I want you.
14:05But if you don't know if you want me, I mean,
14:08you tell me to stick around and just, you know, see if I feel the same.
14:12I want some breathing room, and I want you.
14:15And I don't think that's unfair.
14:17This relationship is still something that is growing for me.
14:21Growing?
14:22Mm-hmm.
14:27I don't think Christy knows what he wants.
14:30And it's just driving me crazy.
14:33You're gonna get out of the breathing room.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Slow down a second.
14:39Can we not?
14:40I mean, it's...
14:41It's not even six o'clock in the morning.
14:43But believe this.
14:45From all else.
14:47I love you.
14:49From my feet to the top of my head where the hair is falling out.
14:57I'm trying to go out here today.
15:00Bye.
15:00Bye-bye.
15:12I'm going in here.
15:14Are you going to shower?
15:15Yeah.
15:15All right, me too.
15:17Today, sadly, Diaz is leaving, but Chris is coming home.
15:20It felt good to be with her, and she made me feel really good.
15:25I'm excited about all the decisions I'm making on, you know, what I'm going to do with my life.
15:29Do you want to know what a genius I am?
15:31How much of a genius are you?
15:33Instead of picking up Christy at the airport like he thinks I'm going to,
15:37I'll park my new car in front of the house, doing a hot bikini, and just wax it and wash
15:43it when he comes home.
15:44That's the best, girl.
15:46I'm spreading cheese on a cracker.
15:49I've never done that.
15:51What, spreading cheese on a cracker?
15:52Just butter, but not on crackers.
15:59Hello, darling.
16:01I think that we both needed this weekend, because we both needed this girl time really bad.
16:07Thank you again, girl. I really appreciate everything, and I love you to death and have fun.
16:11I definitely think some things are really worth the wait, and if she really, really loves him, and I think
16:15she does, I think there's great hope. I really do.
16:18Bye, girl.
16:20I love death.
16:21I love death. I mean, I respect her opinion, but I know what I want. I love Chris.
16:32Where is she?
16:34I was worried about what Chris's reaction would be, that instead of being proud of me, he'd be mad at
16:41me.
16:44I'm praying that he would look past the purchase of the car more at my ass.
16:54Chris is not going to look at this as my independence. Chris is going to look at this as I
16:59didn't follow orders.
17:00You're not going to buy a car.
17:09Coming up.
17:10I don't want you to move out.
17:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
17:13Just for the last three days, I've been saying, don't move out, don't move out.
17:15You know what? If you say, don't move out, don't move out, and they don't move out, you'll change your
17:18mind in a couple weeks.
17:19My mind tells me it's a giant mistake not to let her move out. My heart says it's a giant
17:23mistake if she does.
17:28I decided that a way to diffuse the situation of Chris being furious with me from buying a car would
17:35be for me to go outside with my car and my bikini and my stripper heels and wax it nice
17:43and good for when he'd pull up.
17:45Uh-oh, here we go.
17:47Praying that he would look past the purchase of the car more at my ass.
17:58She didn't.
18:04What, are you trying to stop traffic?
18:06Want to go for a ride?
18:08Honey.
18:09Do you fit?
18:10Would you like to stay?
18:11How do I look?
18:13I love it, but...
18:15But...
18:15I guess I missed you.
18:18I had this cross-current. I thought, you know, why does she have to do that?
18:22But at the same time, it was, you know, hey, it's her decision.
18:27You know, you do need it.
18:29I mean, congratulations on you.
18:30You got a car.
18:33I certainly did.
18:34Chris was happy for me and he congratulated me and it made me feel really good.
18:39I like the bathing suit.
18:41You feel good?
18:42I feel damn good.
18:44I'm gonna look for her apartment this week, too.
18:46You're not.
18:47Yes, I am.
18:48Honey.
18:49I would've looked for him yesterday, but I made a big purchase.
18:52One thing at a time.
18:53I was very excited.
18:54One thing at a time.
18:54Now, we're talking about her moving out.
18:56And I know that was my idea originally.
18:58But by going away to Nevis, I realized, you know, how much I need her or want her.
19:01And don't want to be without her.
19:03I don't want you to move out.
19:05Can we get...
19:05Wait a minute!
19:07You've been telling me to move out forever.
19:10I think what works best is for you to move out.
19:11You gotta move out.
19:12Move out and have a puppy.
19:14When I don't move out, you'll change your mind in a couple of weeks.
19:17Honey, how about this?
19:19There's no reason to.
19:20Not right now.
19:21I miss you like hell when I leave town.
19:23That was just, what, 36 hours I was gone?
19:25I could hardly handle that.
19:27So, honey, I don't want you to go.
19:30My mind tells me it's a giant mistake not to let her move out.
19:33My heart says it's a giant mistake if she does.
19:36I am gonna let my heart win.
19:40I just love you so much.
19:43I love you, too.
19:46I was so happy with him.
19:47It cleared up a lot of things in my mind that I had been doubtful about.
19:51Because if he didn't love me, why would he want me to stay?
19:54We're gonna get married.
19:55Honey, one thing at a time.
20:00Next week on My Fair Braid.
20:02We are going back to my hometown.
20:04And we're spending the night at my daddy's.
20:07For what?
20:08It's time that you impress my family.
20:11This is what I've been thinking.
20:12We get rid of this house.
20:13We find something and then we together make it our home.
20:17I want to make a home with a fiance or a husband.
20:21Not just some boyfriend that can leave me in six months.
20:25My husband can leave you in six months.
20:27He's been playing games with me since day one.
20:29I am going to meet your dad.
20:31I mean, she's painted him out to be a six-foot-seven redneck.
20:34And, um, I was nervous.
20:40It shakes. I got the shakes.
20:42Hi, Dad.
20:43You take those shoes off.
20:44They really make me uncomfortable.
20:47What?
20:48You're just so fricking tall with those things.
20:51You're like nine feet tall.
20:52These are my small ones.
20:55Do I?
20:55Can you make me comfortable?
20:58Oh, short man's complex.
21:01Come here, little midget man.
21:04Take those shoes off.
21:10Silence, you.
21:11What is that?
21:12What is that?
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