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00:00Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02Show your things you've never seen.
00:04Touch my bad sticks.
00:06Pass by my limoesies.
00:09Please, let me be your rock of love.
00:18Bartenda!
00:19I'm sorry but I like my lips this way they are.
00:22I don't want them to be thinner.
00:24Let's do a dance.
00:27So tonight Dallas and Christy, I get eliminated.
00:29Things are getting crazy again.
00:31Bartender, I need a vodka drink.
00:33My best friend, Christina, she went home
00:35and I need to drown my sorrows with liquor.
00:39Can I have some champagne now?
00:45I love to party, but as I was sitting there,
00:50it just hit me that I miss my son.
00:52And then I started crying.
00:56God, I miss my son.
00:59Rodeo's crying tonight.
01:00I don't really know what's going on,
01:02so I went and got Brett.
01:03I see Rodeo's breakdown as an opportunity.
01:05I want Brett to see that she probably shouldn't be here.
01:11Brett came to me to console me and ask him what was wrong.
01:17I'll walk with you.
01:18I'll walk with you.
01:18Let's go call your brother.
01:19All right?
01:20As much as I want to be here with Brett,
01:23being away from my son is the most difficult thing that I've ever had to do.
01:27I want to talk to you.
01:31Rodeo had an absolute breakdown over her son.
01:35I just held her for a while and told her it was going to be okay.
01:37I told her how badly I was missing my girls.
01:40And I really kind of got very, very close.
01:43I just wasn't sure how long she would last in this crazy house of rock.
01:51I wish I was as drunk as I look.
01:53Who in there thinks that drunkarooski's drunk?
01:56Where's Brett?
01:57Where the fuck is her man?
01:59No offense to you, girl.
02:00But I'm sick of hanging out with you fucking girls.
02:02Sick of looking at you.
02:03Now that Christina's gone, I don't really care to talk to anybody else here.
02:06So I'm like, I'm just going to hang out with Brett.
02:08I need time with him.
02:10I would love for a nothing cream to at least hang out for 10 more seconds.
02:13We're here to win Brett.
02:15We're here to date him.
02:16And if you like him, of course you're going to try to go in his room.
02:19It's just, it's not rocket science.
02:21The fuck are you doing?
02:23Waiting to see Brett.
02:24It's not going to happen tonight, honey.
02:26But you know what?
02:27How did I miss it already?
02:28Where, how, where did it go?
02:29I was there.
02:30I was alone there.
02:31But I want to hang with him now.
02:33It's not going to happen.
02:34How can he do this to me?
02:35Doesn't he want to see me alone?
02:37I'll see you tomorrow.
02:48There's music going on upstairs.
02:53Good morning, beautiful ladies.
02:55As you know, music is my life.
02:57And today I want you to inspire me creatively by writing some lyrics to these two songs that I've created.
03:03It is extremely important to me that the girl in my life is also creative.
03:08And so I created this challenge in which they took two different songs from my solo album and got to
03:13write their own lyrics.
03:14They could choose from a real up-tempo, hard rock song, or they could choose from a ballad.
03:18And we're going to get up here, we're going to have you sing it, riff it, and really believe it.
03:22And the whole theme is, love is.
03:24So, we're going to break you down into five teams of two.
03:26The first one is going to be Heather.
03:31And Magdalena.
03:33What the fuck, Brett?
03:34We've all heard one of Magdalena's songs before.
03:37Once I receive the phone call from LA, I'm going to see you my little Brett Day.
03:46So screwed.
03:47The next team will be Jess and Brandy M.
03:51Lacey and Erin.
03:53I'm a musician.
03:54I have been in a touring band for the past five or six years.
03:57This is perfect for me.
03:59Sam and Brandy C.
04:01Brett calls out that I'm going to be paired with Samantha today, and I'm not happy about this.
04:06I'm just kind of like, oh God.
04:08Rodeo and Mia.
04:10Yeah!
04:11Shake it, girl.
04:12There you go, all right.
04:13I feel very confident.
04:14I love to sing.
04:16I sing in weddings.
04:17I sing karaoke.
04:18It was a dream come true for me.
04:21The team who wins, one of you get a date tonight, which is going to be killer.
04:25I want to get a date tomorrow, which is going to be equally killer.
04:28We've got two hours to do this, all right?
04:30Showtime is in two hours.
04:32Come on over, grab all your stuff.
04:33Yes.
04:37I'm serious.
04:37This is like, scary to me.
04:38This is scary.
04:39I am probably the least musical person in this house.
04:42And I am paired with Lacey.
04:45I am terrified.
04:46Terrified.
04:47I mean, this is what I do.
04:48This is what I do.
04:49This isn't good.
04:50This is not good.
04:51And you can just, like, hum or something.
04:53No.
04:53You can sing.
04:54Do you want to have a tambourine?
04:55Yes.
04:56And I'll do the vocals?
04:57Yes.
04:57Brett pairs me with Brandy C.
04:59We are so opposite, and I'm fucked.
05:03Now we watch our kids play under a rainbow of never-ending love.
05:16What the fuck is wrong with her?
05:19And what is she thinking?
05:20Holy shit.
05:21That was awesome.
05:26What?
05:32Girls, do you see what Rodeo did, baby?
05:35I'm gonna win his ass.
05:37Holy shit.
05:41This is, like, scary to me.
05:42This is worse than, like...
05:44I feel extremely confident.
05:45I think we're gonna win.
05:46I mean, this is what I do.
05:47Today, there is a music challenge, and I am terrified.
05:51We have two hours to write lyrics, and then we have to get up on stage and perform.
05:57In this situation, what am I gonna do?
05:59We're gonna get creative.
06:00Obviously, Aaron's not gonna be able to contribute anything to this challenge.
06:03It's all gonna rest on my shoulders.
06:05I am determined to win that date with Brett.
06:07I've been writing lyrics and songs since I was five years old, honestly.
06:11I already have lyrics.
06:13Let me read.
06:14Fuck yeah, you've been writing lyrics all along. I forgot.
06:16Sam's been, you know, just being really quiet, but writing things down in this creepy little journal that she keeps.
06:21So, I score here automatically. We already have lyrics.
06:24How about, and I emerged with Bloodlaced Night?
06:27Okay.
06:27From the Stampede is too much.
06:30Right when we start into this, there's still a lot of the song left.
06:33We can't just keep repeating, I'm falling, hoed over heels.
06:36What about heels?
06:36Rody wanted to put in our song something about, like, kids, referring to her kids and his kids.
06:41And I was a little unsure about it because it didn't really go with our song.
06:45Grab our L.A. kids.
06:47Grab our L.A. kids.
06:50Like Sunday night.
06:51Okay, let's, you know what, let's do the lyrics first.
06:53And they have to go one, two, three, one, two.
06:55They have to match, like, lengthwise.
06:57I was very excited when I found out we're gonna be writing music and we're gonna be singing songs for
07:02Brett.
07:02And all I know is that I hope that fucking Heather is not gonna fuck it up for me.
07:06We have no music talent, so.
07:08It's just...
07:09We're gonna create one today, though.
07:11She's really not musically talented and she can swing around the pool, good.
07:16Love.
07:16Love is...
07:17What does it rhyme with?
07:18Love.
07:19This is my love.
07:21And so what love rhymes with?
07:23Something is taking me above.
07:27That's when I know that I'm in love.
07:29Yes, that's when I know.
07:30Write it down, seriously.
07:31Magdalena's lyrics might make sense in Poland, but they sure as hell don't make sense here.
07:35Is that better?
07:36That's when I knew that I was in love.
07:40We're fucked.
07:41We're fucked.
07:42I'm not musically inclined.
07:44I suck at this.
07:45Brandi and I, no.
07:47Neither of us have anything to do with music.
07:49You know what I mean?
07:49We can't play instruments.
07:50We can't freaking sing.
07:51All we do is smoke cigarettes and we know how to drink.
07:54That's basically what we have in common right now.
07:55I'm not letting one of these girls be us.
07:57No, but...
07:58We're doing this.
07:59We're gonna rock it out and bang it out.
08:02Let's watch our kids play in the sandbox.
08:07This is very weird.
08:08Very, very weird.
08:10She was dead set on incorporating something about the kids in there.
08:13Watch our kids in LA, sunlight.
08:17No.
08:18No.
08:18It's a little bit frustrating to me with Mia because I actually took out a lyric that was beautiful that
08:24said,
08:24I would love you just like a rainbow that's endless in the sky.
08:28Grab our kids LA style.
08:31Let's love right.
08:33Maybe because I wanna fly.
08:39Do you want a beer?
08:40Yeah.
08:41All right, I'm gonna just run real quick.
08:42Are you more creative when I'm a little cocktail?
08:43Yes, same here.
08:44Time's on the clock.
08:46And me and Jess grabbed two beers and said, you know what?
08:48Let's drink and rake this shit out.
08:50We gotta pretend.
08:51Then we have a guitar.
08:52Yeah.
08:53But in a minute.
08:55Do you want to do this?
08:55Yep, yep.
08:56See, I'm not gonna be able to, I'm gonna go up there with your life.
08:59I don't even know what to do with this girl.
09:01I literally spent half an hour just trying to get her to go, one, two, three, four.
09:06One, two, three, four.
09:08One, two, three, four.
09:09And she can't even do that.
09:10You know, I'll dumb it back down for you.
09:13Forget it.
09:16But you know what?
09:16It doesn't matter.
09:17I'm quite positive Brett is gonna see that I'm a musician.
09:21So I know I can win.
09:22You're never fucking open!
09:24I love you all alone!
09:26You're never getting there!
09:28This is exciting.
09:29I just wanna show Brett that even though I can't sing, I can still have a good time and rock
09:33it out.
09:33I feel good about this.
09:34That's been good for a while.
09:35I'm going for this solo date.
09:36I'm determined.
09:37I'm gonna win.
09:38From complete darkness.
09:41I am alive.
09:43Yeah.
09:45Let's do voice lessons right now real quick.
09:47Talk about monotone.
09:48Like, she can't sing for the life of her.
09:51Ma-may-me-mo-moo.
09:54Ma-may-me-mo-moo.
09:57Seem like they're cold.
10:00Seem like they're cold.
10:02Okay.
10:03Is the one who knows that...
10:07Are we longing this out?
10:08Let's figure this one out.
10:09She's fucking tone deaf, this girl.
10:11When we do seem like they're cold, pretend you're doing...
10:13Ma-may-me-mo-moo.
10:15Seem like they're cold.
10:22Seem like they're cold.
10:24Oh.
10:25Oh.
10:25My.
10:26God.
10:26I'm fucked.
10:27I just know it.
10:28I know I'm fucked.
10:33All right, girls.
10:34Come on up.
10:35Gather round.
10:36Oh.
10:37Do you all feel good about what you're writing?
10:39Oh, yeah.
10:39Feeling strong about it?
10:40Uh-huh.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Awesome.
10:42I promise you I was gonna bring you someone who's a good friend of mine,
10:45legendary radio personality and music expert.
10:47This guy is absolutely awesome.
10:49Please welcome, big round of applause, Richard Glade right here.
10:53There you go.
10:54Great to be here, Brett.
10:55I'm excited about this.
10:56And, of course, legendary Big John.
10:59All right, so girls, you ready to go?
11:01Yeah.
11:03All right, here we go.
11:04Erin and Lacey, come on up here.
11:08We get up on stage.
11:09I'm clutching my tambourine.
11:11I'm so terrified that I can't even look up from the floor.
11:14When I wake up.
11:16When I wake up.
11:17Come on, circus hoovers.
11:18I mean, how hard is it to sit up there and tap a tambourine with a stupid stick?
11:23When we face.
11:23I'm filled with the warmth that the sun cannot replace.
11:29I pretty much did everything.
11:31I wrote all the lyrics.
11:32I wrote the vocal melodies.
11:33I know I have more music ability than all the girls in the house put together.
11:36So I think that I can make up for what Aaron doesn't have.
11:40Your smile's what keeps me alive.
11:48Um, thank you.
11:52The next two girls up.
11:55Heather, Magdalena, come on up.
11:56Rock our world.
11:57Let's go.
11:58Standing here.
12:00Thinking of you.
12:03Magdalena sings.
12:05Sounds a little like a drag queen.
12:07Never saw you.
12:09Never touched you.
12:12But she's a big girl.
12:14She's got a deep voice.
12:15I thought it was so hard to feel my heart.
12:22I wish you could be a love, love, love, love, love, love.
12:28Oh, now, now, now, now, I was in love.
12:35Nice.
12:37Yeah.
12:39The singing was not great.
12:41But I did like the lyrics that you came up with.
12:45Next up, for our entertainment pleasure, we have Jess and Bebe.
12:48Come on up here.
12:49It's time to perform our song.
12:52And Jess and I are feeling very confident.
12:53We have a lot of similar style, and we're ready to punk rock the shit out of the ass.
13:00Me too.
13:01Love you.
13:02Watch it.
13:02Me too.
13:03Never fucking hell, man.
13:05You left me all alone.
13:07Jess and Brandy M were fucking adorable.
13:09Just, I was like, that's fucking rad as shit.
13:13My baby's coming up.
13:14I want to fucking love you.
13:16Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:19Mary.
13:21This song touched me on many levels.
13:26Jess and Brandy M kicked ass all over that stage, owning it.
13:30They had a lot of energy, and it caught my attention immediately.
13:33Next up on our stage today to bring the show will be Rodeo and Mia.
13:38Bring it.
13:38I'm falling in over heels for you.
13:46Baby, let's rock tonight.
13:51Mia and Rodeo, I mean, come on.
13:54Worse and worse.
13:57Grab our L.A. kiss and love right.
14:03There was lyrics in there about children, and obviously Rodeo's missing her boy,
14:07because the lyrics didn't quite fit the song.
14:10Rock!
14:12What made you choose the rock song over the ballad?
14:15Okay, I can answer that.
14:16We both agreed that in order to carry out the rock for you, for your future,
14:22is to have kids involved.
14:24Because the children are the ones that are growing up,
14:28and they're going to make your rock music live.
14:30What I was trying to communicate in this song relates to my child, him.
14:38And I swore that I would always include my son, and I would always include the kids.
14:46And we also know that your kids mean a lot to you,
14:49and we wanted to involve this with kids as well.
14:52Rodeo's always talking about our kids, and it's getting fucking crazy.
14:55Here we go, next up, and the grand finale in the competition, Sam and Brandy C.
15:00So all that's going through my mind right now is, this really sucks.
15:07Here we go, next up, and the grand finale in the competition,
15:11please welcome to the stage, Sam and Brandy C.
15:14Brett calls us down, and we're getting ready to start,
15:16and I'm definitely cute enough to get up there and have my rocker hairdo,
15:20and my blue eyeshadow, and just pull this off.
15:22I actually wrote these lyrics, this song is called Your Fallen Angel, to Brett.
15:28The sound of this beat is in my soul
15:35As words from my mouth may seem like they're cold
15:42Cause I've been messed with, I've been lied to, betrayed by
15:47Take the side
15:49Lie to me, boy
15:51Tell me I'm the one
15:54Tear into my flesh
15:58Cause Mama's fallen angel
16:01The one who knows best
16:06It can be darkness
16:07I am the light
16:12And I emerge
16:16With blood, lace, and might
16:18With blood, lace, and might
16:26When you were putting these lyrics together, what are you thinking?
16:29What inspired, I mean, something
16:31In this house, I think that we never know if we're being lied to, if you're being honest with us,
16:38if you really like us, if it's just a facade, and I think we're really trying to figure it out
16:41Fair enough, thank you very much
16:43I think Sam is harboring some severe mistrust issues that I would, uh, be dealing with in the near future
16:55All right, ladies, Richard and John and myself want to get down to this critique, all right
16:59First of all, we're going to start with Magdalena and Heather
17:01You could tell it was a team effort, and the two of you worked together well
17:05Thanks
17:06I did like the lyrics that you came up with
17:09I'm standing here, thinking of you
17:14Now, who was it who was the main force behind the lyrics?
17:17I mean, you did a great job
17:18Actually, I feel like the lyrics were both of our work as well
17:23All right, we're moving right along here
17:25Next up were, uh, Jess and Bebe
17:28I thought you girls looked terrific
17:31Well, I didn't like the guitars
17:38I think you girls are cute enough and had enough energy that you could have stood behind the mics and
17:44just tried to sell yourselves
17:46Pull the stick out of your ass, Richard, it was a joke
17:48Next up, we have, um, Erin and Lacey
17:51I know coming into this that Erin has openly admitted many times that she would much rather watch from off
17:58the stage than beyond the stage
18:00And obviously it hurt the performance
18:02I worked so hard
18:03Erin stood there like a dead tree
18:06She was staring at her toes the whole time
18:08She didn't dance, she didn't move
18:10You know, she just was, like, petrified
18:13And didn't even make eye contact with Brett
18:15Next up, we've got Rodeo and Mia
18:18You girls worked together really well
18:20You gave a great performance
18:28Which of the two of you, by the way, did write the lyrics?
18:30We both kind of wanted to make it like a team thing
18:32So we were like, well, let's just take some from me, some from her and put them together
18:36And, you know, and just trying to involve the kids
18:39I guess that was an event
18:40I know some of the reason you chose the kids was because last night Rodeo had a, uh, really, um,
18:46horrific moment
18:47Where she was having a anxiety attack, missing her kid
18:50And that's, I understand where that is coming
18:53I mean, I mean, we, we bonded over that
18:55Rodeo, I didn't know that about the anxiety attack last night
18:59And the thoughts about missing your child and that
19:01But one suggestion is, don't channel that energy into the song
19:05Alright, next up, we got Sam and Brandy C
19:08We've got good and bad for you girls
19:10Some of the, the lines that you came up with were just great
19:15Lie to me, boy
19:17Tell me, I'm the one
19:18We've all been in a relationship
19:20Where you know the other person doesn't love you as much as you love them
19:26The, the last thing I just want to say
19:28Vocals were unintelligible
19:29The voices were terrible, the singing was bad
19:33Lyrics to be proud of, singing to be embarrassed about
19:36I want you to know I take this, all of us took this very seriously
19:39Um, and this was my decision and the way I felt that it came down
19:43Jess and I worked well together, I feel I have a pretty good shot
19:46I think that I'm going to call this a tie
19:49And what I want to do tonight is I'm going to take out Magdalena
19:52I want to take out Heather
19:54I want to take you out on a date
19:55It's awesome that we won, but at the same time a tie
19:59I mean fucking come on
20:00That's such a cop-out, Brett
20:02And then tomorrow we're going to try Samantha and Brandy on a date tomorrow
20:06And we're just going to leave this as a tie, just like this
20:09Brett decides it's a tie
20:10First of all that's bullshit
20:12Because the other team did not do as well as us
20:13Heather and Magdalena sucked
20:14Thank you all for being up there as nervous as you were
20:17And how about a round of applause for Richard being here tonight
20:19Thank you
20:22So it's a tie, and four more girls get to go on a date again
20:26And I'm left at the house once again
20:32I mean no, you can't win every day, baby, I know you know
20:36And I felt really bad that I brought it into that
20:40This competition was a very tough competition
20:42And I'm bummed that my teammate did not win
20:46Well, when he brought it up it made me feel like I used my child
20:50Absolutely not
20:52Brody is breaking down again
20:53And I think that every time she talks about her kids
20:56I think she thinks that Brett looks at her as being a weak person
20:59And she didn't want that
21:01And you know what, there's no problem with throwing something like that in the lyrics
21:04Kids love music, and I'm trying to bring them into good music
21:11And I love rock and I love country
21:14That's why I wear my hat
21:16That's why kids love me
21:25Every time I turn around, she's crying
21:28That sucks, she's in an emotional state because of her kid
21:31I mean, I understand
21:32But at the same time, I prepared myself
21:34I miss my cat, I'm not kidding
21:36Yeah
21:36Abnormally, I miss her
21:38Brody is kind of an attention whore
21:39She's just getting really annoying
21:42Girl needs to get her emotions in check
21:45No
21:46No
21:47No
21:48I felt like I used my child
21:54Good evening
21:55Hello, hello
21:56Ready to go out?
21:58Of course
21:58How are you?
21:59Heather and I want a date with Brett
22:00And I'm happy because we won
22:02But at the same time, I have to go on a date with freaking who?
22:04Heather
22:05I am very pleasantly surprised because of all the singing, you as a team sang the best
22:11Um, Rodeo got hurt because he said something like, why are you bringing your kids into
22:15All right
22:15She's been all emotional lately
22:16Yeah, she's having a tough, tough go
22:19Like, obviously she's extremely emotionally involved with her children
22:22Which is the way, which is why I respect her
22:24Absolutely
22:24My fear is that she's very, very intense
22:28Rodeo's got a lot of drama going on that big ol' head of hers
22:31So, I don't blame Brett for being concerned
22:32She has to take that into her soul
22:35And say, this is good or this is really not good
22:40This is so nice, coming to you on
22:41Good evening
22:42Hello, Joy
22:43How are you doing?
22:43Mr. Wankles, welcome back to the geisha house
22:45Thank you guys
22:45Brett takes us to this awesome, fancy, Hollywood sushi house
22:49It would have been much better had it just been Brett and I, but
22:51Now remember, you guys gotta teach me the art of actually dating
22:54But I, is this not officially what you should be doing? Like hanging and talking?
22:58Yes, yes
22:58Dating is fun, but at the same time you can get
23:00I don't date, I'm still not a dater
23:01I'm really, I'm really not
23:03So how do you like, meet someone like your people?
23:04Yeah, I was just gonna say the same thing
23:05Like being a dancer, like doesn't that make you like hate guys a little bit?
23:09No, it makes me an expert at men is what it makes me
23:12Okay, okay
23:13I don't like Magdalena because she is a hater
23:16Can we not get through one dinner without the stupid stripper comment?
23:20How much longer do you think you could do it and feel?
23:22I'm six months and like, I gave myself a five year span
23:24I've been doing it for four and a half years
23:26Right, you got six left
23:27That's it
23:27Every stripper will tell you that I'm quitting the next month
23:31She's not gonna quit stripping, she doesn't know how to do anything else any damn ways
23:35You know, I had 45,000 in student loans
23:37Right, right
23:37Because my parents, I had to put myself through college
23:39I have a big heart and a lot of affection towards dancers
23:43And you know what I love about Heather?
23:45She's trying to really let me know that she wants to go to another place in her life
23:49And that made me feel much more emotionally bonded to her
23:52I believe you requested these?
23:54Yes, thank you very much
23:55Now here's what we got for you guys doing such an awesome job
23:59I got you these guitars and these are for you to keep
24:02Brad brings out two beautiful electric guitars
24:05I don't know how to play guitar, but I'm just so happy to even hold it
24:09Thank you so much
24:10You're very welcome
24:11I mean...
24:12Are you having a good time?
24:13Because I'm not ready to go back to that house yet
24:14Let's get hammer and get belly rings
24:15Yes, let's get belly rings, piercings, tattoos
24:18Let's do that
24:18We were thinking about it
24:19We were thinking about it
24:20We were thinking about it
24:20I'm gonna get bread on my neck
24:21I'll get it on my fucking neck
24:23Right here
24:23When Heather told me that and I was looking in her eyes that night
24:26She looked beautiful and I thought at that point she could be the one
24:32This is hot and this is commitment
24:33But I wanted Heather's tattoo to be something that would be very private between me and Heather
24:38I was gonna wait for a solo date
24:39You know what I want to do? Drink, party, booze
24:41Yeah!
24:42Alright!
24:43Let's go, come on
24:44Come on
24:46I need a shooter
24:47Those are like rock stars or something
24:49Yeah, alright cool
24:50Here we go
24:51You're okay
24:53Cheers
24:55This party started to get pretty out of control
24:57Triple kiss
24:58Once I start to party, I just gotta keep on partying
25:01It's just the way it is
25:02Once I feel good, I want to keep on, keep on feeling good
25:04I'm out, bitches
25:05We're out, Marisha
25:06Woo!
25:08So we're all hanging out, having a good time
25:10And Brett, Magdalena and Heather all come back from their date
25:13And they are completely trashed
25:15And I think this is probably the 139th time I've seen Heather's tits
25:20It's you dancing, I'll play
25:21Ready?
25:42The party was getting out of control, and it possibly could kill me, and I'm not talking
25:47about in a good dying way, I'm talking about actually dying way.
25:51Oh, there they go, into his room.
25:54Later that night, I noticed that the troops have fallen off.
25:57The sole survivors are the incomparable Brandy C., Heather, and Lacey.
26:05I know for a fact this is what I don't need to do, and this is going to cost me
26:10my soul,
26:10but it is going to be hot loving.
26:12I'm only human, damn it.
26:14Hold on, I've got to take care of something.
26:21I have a date today, bitch.
26:24I wake up this morning, and I realize it's date day, and I absolutely cannot wait to see
26:29what my boyfriend has in store for me.
26:33I feel like absolute crap this morning.
26:36I woke up in a puddle of my own drool, liver swollen, no pants, almost completely naked.
26:41I'm a little hurting right now this morning.
26:43Nobody loves to party harder than I do.
26:45However, we have been partying hard since day one, and it could possibly be killing me.
26:50I need to separate from any kind of thing that looks clear and gin-like, or anything in
26:55a beer container.
26:56Even rock stars need a day off.
26:58You know what?
26:58You guys are definitely the cause of the debauchery, though, because she and I were completely
27:03dead sober.
27:04You guys showed up.
27:06This morning, I'm pissed off at the fact of what happened last night with the bimbos
27:10sneaking in Brett's room to try and fuck them.
27:17So, after a little breakfast and chit-chat, it's time to get down and dirty.
27:21I was like, fuck you, bitch.
27:23And I'm in there.
27:24I was like, I pulled my pants out to kiss my fucking ass.
27:27Hey, what's everybody all riled up for?
27:29We're talking about you.
27:30We're all a little fun.
27:31For whatever happens.
27:32We just had a good time, you know?
27:34No, I'm not saying anything did, I'm not saying anything didn't.
27:37Did you guys do it?
27:37I'm not answering any of your questions.
27:39I'm sorry, but, like, if he ate your box out, I don't want to kiss him if he just ate
27:43your shit.
27:44Fair enough.
27:45I can tell that all the rumors are flying, all the girls are talking, and I love it.
27:49That's your leader.
27:50I want to go home.
27:51If he just wants to hook up with girls, and that's all, I don't want to be here.
27:56I need to talk to Brett about this and figure it out.
27:59How are you supposed to have a relationship with somebody and trust them not to cheat on
28:02you when you go into the relationship with him cheating on you?
28:05How do you do that?
28:06It's impossible.
28:08It's the fucking road.
28:09That's disgusting.
28:11This isn't really, you know?
28:12At all.
28:17Morning, ladies.
28:18What's up, EJ?
28:19Well, listen, I got a note from Brett.
28:20Please read it, and I'll see you guys in a bit.
28:22Hey.
28:23All right.
28:24Sam and Brandy C, you riffed my world with your song.
28:28So put on your boots and pull up your chaps.
28:31I hope you're ready to roll with me.
28:33As for the rest of you, rockin' chicks, you'll just have to wait for my elimination picks.
28:39I was bummed because my dream date with him was to ride on a horse in his land.
28:47I'm really excited.
28:48I would love nothing more than to go ride some horses with Brett.
28:52Hello.
28:54You all ready to go?
28:55Yes.
28:55Come on, let's go.
28:58Brett ends up taking us to Paramount Ranch.
29:00Oh, my God, it's amazing.
29:02It's absolutely amazing.
29:06This is so fucking cool.
29:08I don't think there's anything sexier than a beautiful woman in a cowboy hat riding a horse.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:15This is the coolest thing ever.
29:17Dana is amazing.
29:18It's so much fun, the horses.
29:19I love the way that they smell.
29:20Not like when they're going to the bathroom, but they just, they smell good.
29:24Oh, my God, there's a bee in my hat.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:30Oh, my God.
29:31Oh, my God.
29:33Oh, my God.
29:33Oh, my God.
29:34You know, when you put Samantha and Brandy C together, you really realize how young of a soul Brandy C
29:39has.
29:40Oh, man.
29:41Oh, my God.
29:42Wow.
29:43Wow.
29:44I got some more awesomeness.
29:46So after the horses, he walks us over to this picnic that he's set up for us.
29:50And I notice that he's also gotten me another present.
29:54Oh, my God.
29:55This is so cool.
29:57You have to teach us.
29:58I don't know how.
29:58I have never held a guitar.
30:02They're telling me that it's out of tune, but I really don't understand what that even means.
30:07I was playing with my guitar, and I've learned that, you know, when you go down, the sound gets higher.
30:14So those must be notes or something.
30:17I don't know.
30:25Well, cheers.
30:26So far to a good horseback ride.
30:27Everything that is going on in this date couldn't be more perfect, but I made sure that I was going
30:33to be able to talk to Brett and find out if I would be able to trust him or not.
30:39Can we talk about something else?
30:40Uh-oh.
30:41I could tell that something was really starting to bother Sam, and I took it very seriously, grabbed Samantha's hand,
30:46and we just got away from everything and everybody, and I wanted to get into her mind and find out
30:51what was going on.
30:52So Sam takes my boyfriend away from me.
30:55This doesn't bother me because she's going there to talk about issues that they already have and they're not even
30:59together.
30:59Living in this house now and hearing things like what happened the other night, it's just, it kind of made
31:05me sick to my stomach.
31:07It's stuff like that that makes me rethink my stay.
31:09I have trust issues.
31:12My father's here and my mother, and that's why I don't think I'm going to be able to trust you.
31:16There's all these beautiful women here.
31:18It's like, I can understand where it's hard to say no, but I'm not here to get off.
31:23I'm here to find a relationship.
31:26When my mom and dad got divorced, I was 15 years old.
31:28Came home from school, it was Tuesday, I'll never forget it, and my mom was gone.
31:33I started telling her, you know, just things that had happened in my personal life, the reason I have mistrust
31:38issues.
31:38I think me and Sam are really starting to connect right here.
31:41But when you touch me and I touch you, I mean, I do feel something.
31:45That's what I'm talking about.
31:45Really intense.
31:47You obviously know that I really, really, really like you a lot, and I don't want you to leave.
31:52Okay.
31:52All right.
31:54I was planning on leaving, and part of me, you know, is really afraid to stay,
31:57because who wants to get hurt?
31:59But I'm going to try and stick around, I guess, for a little longer and see what happens.
32:03There was a lot I just absolutely loved about Sam.
32:06But I'm not sure if I can totally be in a relationship with someone who can't trust me.
32:13But I've got to be honest with you, there was an elimination, and two more girls were going home.
32:17I really got to dig down deep and figure out what it is I'm looking for in my life.
32:28Tonight's elimination night.
32:29It's been a crazy couple of days, and the bimbos are trying to get in Brett's pants.
32:33And after tonight, I guess we're going to really see what Brett wants.
32:37I wish Brett would wake up and look at me and say, God, I want that figure of a mother
32:43in my child's eyes, in my home.
32:48After our day today, I'm hooked, and it sucks.
32:52He said that he liked me, and I think it was sincere.
32:55Talking to Brett encouraged me to stay.
33:05Good evening, ladies.
33:07You look beautiful, as always.
33:10Tonight, we've got ten beautiful women, and we've got eight passes left.
33:15And two of you are unfortunately going to be going home this evening.
33:20Tonight, I'm going to do things a little bit differently.
33:25Rodeo, would you come down here, please?
33:31The other night, you looked at me, knowing how insane and crazy and melodramatic it is in this nuthouse.
33:37And I knew that you were, in some ways, asking me if you could go home and spend time with
33:42your son.
33:44I want you to go home and see your little boy and give him a hug for me, okay?
33:56You need to go home and see your baby boy.
33:58Okay.
33:58All right?
33:59And would you do this?
33:59You take this hat with you.
34:01I had this thing made.
34:02I want you to have it, all right?
34:07Rodeo meant a lot to me, but I could see that this house, the insanity we were going through, was
34:13tearing her apart.
34:14She was missing her boy, and I needed to let Rodeo go, and I was going to let her go
34:19with dignity.
34:32Rodeo meant a lot to me, and I needed to let her go, and I needed to let her go,
34:44and I needed to let her go, and I needed to let her go.
34:51All right, um, anyway, that was the toughest thing I've done in a long time.
34:58Oh, John, you want to hit me a pass?
35:00Wow, I saw a different side of him, and it seems like he's got a heart of gold, so I'm
35:05impressed by him a lot.
35:06This girl has wasted much too much time in this house not getting to know them.
35:11Mia, would you come down here, please?
35:15Mia, will you stay in this house and rock my world?
35:17Yes, absolutely.
35:18Awesome.
35:19Thank you, sweetie.
35:22Next girl, I want to keep for many important reasons.
35:25Jess, would you come down here, please?
35:28Will you stay here and rock my world?
35:30I'd love to.
35:36Erin, would you come down here?
35:40Will you stay in this house and rock my world?
35:42Yes, you will.
35:43Awesome.
35:48Brandy M.
35:49Bebe, would you come down here, please?
35:51Would you stay here and rock my world?
35:54Yes.
35:57Magdalena, would you come down here, please?
35:58So, I'm standing here, and all the other girls are getting passes, and I'm thinking to myself, what's going on?
36:02I was so certain I'd be one of the first ones to get a pass.
36:10This girl, to me, is still a complete mystery, but today is the first day I've had an absolute breakthrough.
36:17Sam, would you come down here, please?
36:21Would you stay in this house and rock my world?
36:24Yeah.
36:24Awesome.
36:25Gave me a cliffhanger, didn't you?
36:27Sam did not come here to drink and party.
36:30I think this girl's really looking for love.
36:32And I just felt really close to Samantha, and I wasn't ready to let this girl just walk out of
36:36my life yet.
36:37I've got three beautiful girls left.
36:40Girls that I have partied hard with.
36:41I've got two passes.
36:45I cannot believe it's down to me, Lacey, and Brandy C.
36:48I'm so confused.
36:49We've had the time of our life with Brett.
36:51I don't know what's going on.
36:53Why would he be sending one of us home?
36:54I don't get it.
36:55This decision that I'm making is based on trying one more time to see if I can get closer to
37:01someone who's sitting on the fence with me right now
37:03and see if I can make a tighter bond.
37:06Lacey, would you come down here, please?
37:12Would you stay here in this house or rock my world?
37:14You got it, babe.
37:24This next decision, I'm down to two girls that I am obviously really care about a lot.
37:30We have partied, we have had fun, but I also need to move past that in my life a little
37:35bit and make a connection here.
37:37This girl is someone that I would like to keep in this house for right now to see if we
37:41can get past just the party.
37:50Heather, would you come down here, please?
37:59Would you stay here?
38:00Rock my world.
38:02I'd love to.
38:04Come here.
38:06I know a lot of the girls look down upon me and think bad things to me because I'm a
38:10dancer, but I don't care.
38:12I know Brett's into me.
38:13I'm classy, you get them fun, and I'm a good-hearted person, and Brett sees that.
38:18Brandi, come here a second.
38:21Here's my rose and my thorn with Brandi C.
38:23The rose is that she was a free spirit, a wild child, a California love child,
38:29and I loved all that about her.
38:31However, I started to think that maybe Brandi C. may only be a sexual relationship.
38:36I needed more than her to just be a party girlfriend.
38:39Now listen to me, okay?
38:40You are young, you are a free spirit.
38:43I come with a lot of baggage.
38:45You know what I'm saying?
38:46Yeah.
38:47I miss you, all right?
38:48Yeah.
38:51I'm really shocked.
38:58I'm really shocked right now.
38:59I can't believe that he would keep people like Aaron or, you know, like Jess and Mia.
39:04It's so obvious how much I like him, and he's going to let me go above those other girls.
39:16Let's make a little toast, but let me just say this because my liver is not in great shape right
39:21now.
39:21Tonight, if you don't mind, we'll take one break.
39:23How's that sound?
39:24So now that Brandi C's gone, Heather and I definitely have our agenda now.
39:29We're going to stop concentrating so much on the partying and start focusing on the girls who are wrong for
39:34Brett.
39:35And you know what?
39:35We're going to start targeting them one by one and getting them out of here one by one.
39:39Here's to Rodeo, and here's to Brandi.
39:41All right?
39:43Everybody, congratulations.
40:10Here's to Rodeo.
40:15You're a really nice listener there.
40:17Thank you!
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