- 14 hours ago
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:02Tonight, a television event three years in the making.
00:06From six seasons and 41 cast members,
00:09ten have been chosen to compete for fame and fortune.
00:14Over the next ten weeks, their celebrity skills will be put to the test
00:17in an effort to answer the age-old question,
00:19what is it that makes a true A-list celebrity?
00:22And which of these ten people possess that unknown quality?
00:26Are they adored by the teeming unwashed masses?
00:28Can they successfully avoid the probing lens of the dreaded paparazzi?
00:33And more importantly, can they distinguish fine champagne from carbonated crap?
00:38Upcoming challenges will continue to test their fame
00:41and separate them into the luxury of the A-list
00:44and the squalor of the dreaded B-list.
00:47Soon they will go head-to-head in competitions
00:49where one loser is going home forever.
00:52In the end, there can only be one
00:54whose celebrity skills reign supreme over all others,
00:57and that person will be crowned champion
00:59and claim the GoldenPalace.net $100,000 grand prize.
01:04Congratulations, you were the most popular fame gamer!
01:08In a competition this absurd, you won't believe how intense it gets.
01:13Bring it!
01:15This season on the Surreal Life Fame Games!
01:19Ttime!
01:37Theormones!
01:39Theormones!
01:43Theormones!
01:45Plus!
01:46Theormones!
01:47Theormones!
01:48Theormones!
01:49Cada tele��� roles!
01:53I know it's exciting, my little friend, but let's maintain our composure.
01:59We don't want to alarm our guests, do we?
02:06Let's the real-life fame games begin today.
02:09It's going to be a glorious day.
02:11Let's go greet our guests, all right?
02:14Smiles, smiles, everyone.
02:16We want our guests to feel really welcome.
02:22Who's that man, boss?
02:23He's so hairy.
02:27My name is Ron Jeremy, and you know me from adult movies and surreal life, too.
02:32If I should by any chance get excited, you know, you'd be a while away.
02:35You're not getting excited, Rami.
02:37Oh!
02:40Here's a pet turtle.
02:41Why?
02:42Well, in case he gets hungry, makes a great soup.
02:44I was chosen to be on fame games because I'm a good competitor, and I'll do whatever necessary to win,
02:50and I want to win.
02:52Wow.
02:54Holy.
02:55What kind of place is this?
02:57Damn.
02:58It's a nice-looking place, turtle.
02:59Hey.
03:00Now, I could take this room because I'm first.
03:04I thought the house was absolutely breathtaking.
03:06Oh, damn.
03:07Not only was I impressed, my turtle was very impressed.
03:11Might be the one turtle.
03:13What do you think?
03:14A lucky new home?
03:22Hmm.
03:24Who's that sexy mama, boss?
03:27Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
03:29get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
03:29My name is Sandy, but you will also know me as Pepper from Surreal Life 5.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:42She's better known as the spicier half of Salt and Pepper.
03:46You think she would shake her thing with me?
03:48It's possible, my little love monkey.
03:51We officially welcome you.
03:54I'm very competitive, and they say win is not everything, but it is for me.
04:01Hi.
04:02You are Peppa.
04:03Yes.
04:04Hi.
04:04I got something for you to sign, by the way.
04:06Okay, I thought you was going to start already.
04:07What you got for me?
04:08The first person I saw was Ron Jeremy.
04:11That was the person that I was fearing a little bit with the whole porn thing.
04:15This is the best room?
04:16Toast, yeah.
04:17Let's look at the other ones real quick.
04:18Follow me.
04:19Wanna meet another cast member?
04:20Sure.
04:21Do a nosy.
04:22I'm scared.
04:23Are you sure?
04:24Face your fears.
04:25I was a little nervous, but he said you have to overcome your fears, and I was like,
04:28okay.
04:28I feared you, but you know what?
04:30I'm thinking about rooming with you.
04:33Because of your title?
04:35Adult film actor?
04:36Yeah.
04:36Oh, that one.
04:37That one.
04:37I just hope that Rod is not as horny as they say.
04:41I don't want to open my eyes if Rod is over me or anything.
04:46Who is this guy, boss?
04:47He looks like a nerd.
04:48He looks like a nerd.
04:52Yo, Jordanite.
04:53New kids on the block from season three on Surreal Life.
04:56I'm a private person, and this is out of my comfort zone.
04:59So, when I finish with this, I will be proud of myself.
05:03Welcome.
05:04To the House of Horrors.
05:05I think this time I will be a lot more involved.
05:09I think.
05:12Hey.
05:12What up?
05:14Hi.
05:14I've done shows with Salt-N-Pepa.
05:16I knew she was like a, you know, a fun girl.
05:19This is gonna be fun.
05:21What do you think?
05:21You got the choice of three rooms or four rooms?
05:24I took that big-ass room.
05:32I picked the room with the only bed in it.
05:35Everyone knows I'm a private person.
05:36You're gonna be really glad you took the room with me.
05:38I'll tell you why I just noticed.
05:38Wait, wait, wait.
05:39There's no private bath to this room.
05:40Oh, that's...
05:41No.
05:43Hey, Putz.
05:44It's a Surreal Life.
05:45You don't get privacy.
05:46We got company, guys.
05:51What is her name, boss?
05:52She is like hot.
05:56Hi, I'm Tracy Bingham.
05:57And you might know me from a show called Baywatch.
06:01You might also know me from Surreal Life 2.
06:04Surreal Life 2!
06:06I want to kick your ass!
06:10I want to see her.
06:12We'd like to welcome you to your home.
06:15Wow.
06:15When I think about famed games,
06:17I think of competition.
06:18I'm just like, bring it on.
06:20I see.
06:21You're adorable.
06:22You're adorable.
06:23Great.
06:24Someone from my show was there,
06:25so I know I can always feel safe.
06:26Hey, Tracy.
06:27Are you from Boston?
06:28Yeah.
06:29No, because I used to see you at clubs and all that.
06:32Tracy, I've known for years.
06:33She opened up to me right away.
06:34I was a new kid on my groupie,
06:36and I used to go to all your shows.
06:37And you were in Marky's video.
06:39Yeah.
06:39That was when you first came on as Marky Mark.
06:41I was the girl in the video.
06:42Yep.
06:43With happy thingy-thingy silence.
06:45Oh, you're gonna remember that.
06:47Such a man.
06:52Look at the guy, boss.
06:54He looks like a little kid.
06:58I'm Emanuel Lewis, and you probably know me from Webster,
07:01and from Surreal Life 1.
07:04Many, many, many more.
07:08What's happening?
07:10You're the man.
07:11Why you doing T?
07:12You're the man.
07:12This is gonna be a much different experience than the regular Surreal Life.
07:16Ha-ha!
07:17Baby, that's how we do this.
07:19I'm competing against other celebrities,
07:21but I don't know if they've been a celebrity since they were preteen.
07:24I don't see how that cannot give me an edge.
07:28Bro, what's up, dude?
07:29What's up, kid?
07:29How are you, man?
07:31How you doing this?
07:31First thing I said to him, I said,
07:32what's up, kid?
07:33I kind of felt really bad that I did that,
07:35because he's not a kid.
07:36I don't drink champagne,
07:37but I feel like anything they give me is a test, though.
07:41Not necessarily.
07:42You know, you can get off with paranoia without thinking that, you know?
07:45I wouldn't call it paranoia.
07:47It's competition, baby.
07:50You better be prepared at all times.
07:55Oh!
07:56Goodness!
07:57What the hell is that?
07:58That is China Doll.
08:03My name is Joanie China Doll Lauer.
08:06Most people are aware of my wrestling career,
08:08and from Surreal Life 4.
08:12Woo!
08:19We're very pleased to welcome you to the house.
08:24This is Bambi Brew,
08:25and this is Honeysuckle Honey Bunny.
08:28Oh!
08:28Hey!
08:28When I did Surreal Life Season 4,
08:32I had to face some things in my life that needed to be changed.
08:36This is my chance now to come in with the attitude of,
08:40I want to win.
08:42I finally made it to the alien.
08:47Oh, my God, you guys!
08:49I'm in heaven right now!
08:52Hi!
08:53How are you?
08:54How are you?
08:54I was expecting her to come in with the whole China Doll thing,
08:57you know, the hair and the makeup and the nails,
08:59kind of like how she did on her show.
09:02My arms are still 13 and a half.
09:05Vic, go home.
09:06Hola!
09:07Hola!
09:07I don't like little dogs.
09:11They're like little weasels or something.
09:13Don't tell China Doll that or she'll slam me.
09:15So you guys don't mind?
09:16Just go let me know.
09:18They're not going to be obnoxious.
09:19So you don't like dogs, huh?
09:22No, I like big dogs that you can like wrestle with.
09:25I don't like dogs who can kick.
09:29Coming up.
09:30New guest.
09:31Hey!
09:32You are beautiful.
09:34Oh, Bridget.
09:35Thank you, Jesus.
09:37I need you.
09:38And later, the two of you who lose will be sent to the B List.
09:42When I saw the B List, I thought bad stuff's going to go down.
09:45It looks like jail.
09:54Who is that, boss?
09:55You look so cool.
09:59Hey, this is Cecilville.
10:01You know me from the band Poison.
10:03I was on season six of the Surreal Life.
10:05Put the saddle on me.
10:06And ride you.
10:07Right, daddy.
10:08Yeah.
10:08Oh, I don't like this.
10:10Suck it.
10:11Suck it.
10:11This is saying that I can do this sober.
10:14We have prepared for you perfect water.
10:17Sparkling water.
10:18Sparkling water.
10:18You got the memo.
10:19Competition is not my company.
10:21Hate it.
10:22I buy the whole fame is everything.
10:24That's why I'm doing it, because I'm a whore.
10:28Hello.
10:29How are you, babe?
10:30Good to see you.
10:31I've heard his music, but to see him in person was incredible.
10:35Where are you from?
10:35From Brooklyn.
10:37The speech impairments in accent.
10:38That guy is funny, wild, crazy guy, and I love it.
10:41We always hug with each other.
10:42We hug like we're gay lovers.
10:44Cece DeVille, I probably know the best of anyone on the show.
10:47I got to tell you my jail stories.
10:48I learned to love it.
10:49I was like, oh, that's great.
10:51Why do I think you're joking?
10:52How long were you in jail?
10:52Eight days.
10:53You don't have enough time to have a lover in eight days.
10:55Oh, you could have had nine lovers in eight days.
10:57I was you, bud.
11:03Holy crap.
11:04That is the biggest woman I've ever seen.
11:09I'm Bridget.
11:10Bridget Nielsen.
11:11You know me from the movies.
11:12You know me from surreal life.
11:19You are dumb.
11:22She's gigantic.
11:23We have some champagne to welcome you, madam.
11:26And we're delighted that you're with us.
11:28I'm afraid of this game because being a best celebrity, what does it mean?
11:33I can be a celebrity maybe for 10 hours, but then I'm just going to have to drop it.
11:39Hey, how you doing, sweetie?
11:41How you doing?
11:42Bridget walked in and my eye level sort of went like this to that.
11:45I didn't realize she was that blonde and that leggy.
11:47You got thin, Jordan.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I got heavy and you got thin.
11:51What happened?
11:51Whenever I see a six foot seven woman, I feel a little tension.
11:55Hey, my first impression of her, she busted in the house naked.
11:59I'm kind of scared about Bridget.
12:01Last time she tried to French kiss me.
12:04Instead of kissing me, really.
12:06A peck.
12:07Give me a .
12:08Why are you warming up your tongue?
12:10I don't know if she's going to try to French kiss me or slam me into the ground.
12:15She slept the entire time.
12:16You did too?
12:17Yes, and I fell over your boxes, okay?
12:19That's right.
12:22What happened?
12:23What happened?
12:24Breathe, fall down.
12:25Come here.
12:26Come on.
12:27What happened?
12:28He was an entire time a pain in the ass.
12:30He never gave energy to any of us.
12:33Look at you.
12:34I thought we were around.
12:37I'm so happy.
12:38You're here.
12:38It's your shot, baby.
12:39Do you understand?
12:40Okay.
12:40I need to.
12:42Oh, Bridget.
12:45Thank you, Jesus.
12:47You are beautiful.
12:48I think you're just so cool.
12:50I've always loved her.
12:51I've seen her.
12:52I've always thought, yeah, this woman is smoking.
12:54And I wanted to get to know her more than anybody.
12:57I just want to make friends.
12:59You know what?
13:00I'll turn lesbian on this one.
13:08That guy looks like he should be in prison, boss.
13:13Rob Van Winkle, AKA Vanilla Ice, second season's Real Life.
13:17I don't like seeing those pictures out there of that stupid .
13:22It irritates the hell out of me.
13:23Hey, it's Rob.
13:24What's up?
13:26Werner, tattoo.
13:27What is it?
13:27How you doing, buddy?
13:28Surreal Life was like therapy for me.
13:30The music industry did all kinds of things to make me fit and all this, you know, different stuff.
13:33So now, after the Surreal Life, people can see me with who I am, you know?
13:36And I think I get a lot more respect now.
13:40Hey.
13:41How you doing?
13:42How are you, sweetie?
13:43How are you?
13:44Good to see you.
13:45I'm great.
13:45Tracy's cool.
13:46We had a great time on the Surreal Life.
13:48She's a sweetheart.
13:49I love you, man.
13:50I do.
13:51My buddy.
13:52Ron Jeremy?
13:53Ah, my bro, man.
13:54I talk to him, you know, every week.
13:56Just the fact that he was on this was just making me more, you know, excited to be on the
14:00show.
14:01Did you bring a guitar?
14:01Yep.
14:02I brought a guitar.
14:02I brought a guitar, too.
14:03I brought a drum kit, so we'll kill it.
14:06Whoa.
14:07Got the stare down there from Bridget.
14:09Bridget.
14:10She just looked at me, like, with those eyes, you know?
14:13Tough bitch, man.
14:14Like with the vanilla there?
14:16I just can't believe it's him.
14:17What was it?
14:19I went out with him 20 years ago.
14:21He forgot.
14:22Bridget says we met before, and I definitely believe her.
14:25I just don't remember it.
14:26I had a weekend that lasted a few years.
14:28So it's hard to go back and remember certain things.
14:31Oh, no!
14:33Too bad he can't remember.
14:35Maybe he never will.
14:37I mean, I don't know.
14:40This is our final guest.
14:42Oh, my God.
14:43Your prayers have been answered.
14:44Oh.
14:45It's a religious experience for you.
14:47I'm going to faint.
14:50My name's Andrea Lowell, and you know me from Serial Life Season 6 and Playboy TV.
14:58Oh, I was going to trade you.
15:01And Florence, take your clothes off.
15:04Mama.
15:05Hey, Vern.
15:06How are you?
15:07I'm great.
15:08Nice to see you.
15:09Fame Games is all about celebrity.
15:11And in comparison to the other castmates, I am, like, right here where they're all, like,
15:15right here.
15:16But hopefully I can get to that level.
15:20New guest!
15:21New guest!
15:21Yeah, not that much.
15:22It was really weird seeing Cece again because we're back sequestered in this mansion.
15:26And that's all we really know of each other.
15:29Yay!
15:30It's so nice to meet you.
15:31I'm telling you.
15:32When I first saw Tracy, I was like, wow, those are big.
15:35I'm not a lesbian, and I like looking at that.
15:37I mean, it's just beautiful.
15:39Where is the rooms inside?
15:40Okay, we'll show you.
15:41When I first got to the house, I didn't know which room I wanted to stay in.
15:44So I kind of went to all the rooms.
15:45This is a three-bedroom with one bathroom in a good-sized closet.
15:49Pep's and Ron's room were already occupied because there's only two beds in that one.
15:52We are in here.
15:53We are?
15:53If it's okay.
15:54Oh, absolutely.
15:56Where are you staying?
15:57I don't know.
15:59This is the four.
16:00Now, it's really spread out, which is pretty nice, right?
16:03What the hell is that?
16:05The little doggies are there.
16:07Dogs!
16:07China's doggies, little doggies.
16:09Oh, no.
16:11You are going to probably luck out if you're in this room with the girls, man.
16:15This house is dope.
16:16I let everybody choose their beds, you know.
16:18I'm not, I don't care where I sleep.
16:20You know what's going to be really crazy?
16:22That we're all here bonding for a week and we're all getting footed.
16:25And then we're going to have to go out.
16:26We're getting footed.
16:27Who wants to leave?
16:28Like, seriously?
16:29I just don't want to be that first one because it's going to be so awkward for everyone.
16:32I love a challenge, so bring it on.
16:34I'm ready for the competition.
16:36The gloves are off.
16:37I can't wait.
16:38Coming up.
16:39Did you get an anal bleaching?
16:40It is an appropriate conversation.
16:42It's just your life.
16:43Nothing is inappropriate.
16:44And later.
16:46Are you okay?
16:47No.
16:47I knew something was going on and it turned out for the worse.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:53I'm so sorry.
17:02Everyone is walking into the house and we don't know what to expect.
17:06So then we're all just talking, mingling around the bar.
17:09Then Robin Leach comes in.
17:12Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
17:14Can I have your attention, please?
17:16Ow!
17:17As you know, my name is Robin Leach.
17:19I am going to be your host.
17:21There are ten of you now.
17:23But in the end, only one will remain.
17:26Along the way, we are going to test your celebrity skills.
17:30Simply put, we're going to find out just how famous you really are.
17:34I feel that I'm famous.
17:36I'm thinking that they're feeling they're famous.
17:39But I think by the end of the show, we will see who's the real famous person.
17:46Yeah, we'll see.
17:48For now, all we want you to do is relax in the mansion and live the lifestyle of the wealthy
17:54and well-known.
17:55Because you never know just how long this dream is going to last before it becomes a nightmare.
18:07Vern, you can lose the monkey suit right now.
18:11I'm glad that I'm not going to be a part of this cast.
18:13I remember it's real life four.
18:15All right, all right, all right.
18:22It was a challenge.
18:24I'm just saying I'm glad I'm not involved this time.
18:27I don't need to urinate again.
18:31To fan games?
18:33Yeah.
18:33Cheers, everybody.
18:34The first hours in the house, everybody was like lighting up their ciggies and saying hello to everybody.
18:44Ask her, Ryan.
18:45China Doll, they want to ask you a very philosophical question.
18:49Yes, God.
18:49Let's hear it.
18:50Can I ask anything?
18:51Did you get an anal bleaching?
18:56And it was just like this.
18:59I was offended.
19:00No, I don't like anything around that area that's not invited.
19:05So no, I have not.
19:06No, no, they said they had heard that you might have done it.
19:08No, but it is an appropriate dinner conversation.
19:11You're right, you're right.
19:13Nothing is inappropriate.
19:14There aren't any boundaries.
19:15You say what you want, you do what you want.
19:16And for anyone to get offended by any language I think is insane.
19:20Is that like not my cup of tea for conversation?
19:22Just drop it.
19:23Drop it.
19:24Forget it.
19:25She didn't.
19:26Right.
19:26That's sad.
19:27They kind of make groups out of this thing.
19:29Because here are the ones asking about the anal bleaching.
19:31And over here, Virginia Newsom kind of defended China Doll and that.
19:33What are you asking questions like that for?
19:34Can I ask a little clicky thing?
19:38All right.
19:39Come on.
19:45We're all getting to know each other.
19:47And I noticed that Jordan, he was a little down and not really here.
19:53I knew something was going on with one of my loved ones.
19:57And after a while, it just kept gnawing at me.
20:04Hello?
20:05Abby.
20:06I'm so sorry, Jordan.
20:08I've got some terrible news.
20:10Grandma died.
20:14And it turned out for the worse.
20:16I think I really need to be home for this.
20:21And, uh, we'll get through it.
20:23I love you.
20:24I love you, too.
20:26All right.
20:26Bye, baby.
20:27Bye.
20:32Oh, my God.
20:34That must sound.
20:35But it's true.
20:38Hello?
20:39Jordan Scott.
20:40Can I take this center stage?
20:42Sure.
20:42You play, baby.
20:44Are you okay?
20:44No.
20:47I've got to get out of here.
20:50There's a death in my family.
20:52No.
20:52And my heart is just not.
20:56Oh, my God.
20:57I'm so sorry.
20:59It's not.
20:59It's not here.
21:00I'm so sorry.
21:01It just happened today.
21:04Jordan.
21:06Hey, you know what, Jordan?
21:08You're doing the right thing.
21:10Right.
21:12When he said that someone in his family passed away, it's like switching off the air conditioner.
21:19Everybody just got so sad.
21:21Good luck, dude.
21:23Take care of yourself, man.
21:24I am so sorry.
21:26I'm leaving because there was a death in my family.
21:29It's too bad because the cast was really great.
21:33I really liked all of them.
21:36I've got to be around my family.
21:38I'm so sorry.
21:52After Jordan left, I started thinking, hey, there's one less person in the competition.
21:58Now, instead of one in ten chance, one in nine, baby.
22:01One in nine.
22:05Coming up.
22:05Waking up cranky.
22:07I ended up with Brigitte in bed underneath the Las Vegas sign.
22:11Today, we're gonna begin the competition.
22:13I'm willing to split all the money with you.
22:16I figured, Cece, be a whore.
22:28Last night, Jordan left.
22:30Now there's nine of us.
22:32Look at these guys here.
22:34I ended up with Brigitte in bed underneath the Las Vegas sign.
22:38What the?
22:40Good morning.
22:42Good morning.
22:43Good morning.
22:44If you're gonna do Vegas, I guess we both decided we were gonna do a bigger go home.
22:50Waking up cranky.
22:52Oh, I'm sorry.
23:00Hey, there's a message alert, everybody.
23:03Listen, pay attention.
23:04We have a message alert.
23:05We gotta go find out what Robin Lee's talking about.
23:12Oh, hello, Fame Gamers.
23:14I hope you enjoyed last night because the fun is over and today the competition begins.
23:21Yeah!
23:22Your ride will be there very soon.
23:25Be ready and try to look sharp.
23:27Cheers.
23:28Kiss my beehive, Mr. Leach.
23:30I don't like change.
23:31My whole system is in an uproar.
23:33I'm nervous.
23:35I didn't know we were really gonna start with the competition yet.
23:38I figured that, oh, that can't start for another couple of days.
23:40But no.
23:46Anybody got any to lose where we're going?
23:50Nobody knows jack .
23:51We're trying to decipher what is really going on, trying to figure it out.
24:07Good afternoon, Fame Gamers.
24:09Welcome to the Fremont Street Experience.
24:11I noticed that we have one very empty chair.
24:16Jordan Knight had to leave the show, but the games must go on.
24:21And I'm happy to report that we have found someone to replace him.
24:25So we're all looking around.
24:26Who?
24:27Who could it be?
24:28Send in the cavalry!
24:40We're back to ten now.
24:42Damn it.
24:44When I was asked to do the show last minute, I was always, you know, a big fan of Emmanuel
24:50Lewis.
24:51This is my opportunity to know him a little bit better.
24:54Today we're gonna begin the competition that will find our one champion who will take home the Golden Palace.net
25:04$100,000 grand prize.
25:14From this crowd of fans, 30 people have been randomly selected to choose which of these ten celebrities they want
25:21to get their photograph taken with.
25:23The three celebrities who get chosen for the least number of fan photos will face another competition when we get
25:31back to the mansion.
25:33Which will ultimately decide who must pack their bags and move into the B-list wing of the famed games
25:40mansion.
25:41Stripped of all of their A-list privileges and their self-esteem.
25:46Great.
25:47People have no clue who I am unless they watch Playboy TV.
25:50I was worried I was gonna get no fans.
25:54Alright, our very first fan.
25:57Now which one of these amazing stars would you like your photo taken with?
26:01Fountain Pepper.
26:03Pepper?
26:04Alright, so let's walk you over to the red star.
26:07Come on Pepper, join your fan.
26:11Oh my, yes!
26:14Vanilla Ice because he's like awesome.
26:17Tracy Bingham.
26:18Tracy Bingham.
26:19I'm gonna go with Vanilla because he's so hot.
26:22I gotta go with Bridget.
26:25Now Ron, if you were truly a gentleman, you would give her the pen and let her sign.
26:29I wrote it backwards so you could see in the mirror.
26:32Oh, that's unbelievable.
26:39Back to your spot.
26:41We only have four remaining fans.
26:44Rob is in the lead with six fan photos.
26:47Tracy, Pepper, Bridget and Ron are all safe with at least three fans apiece.
26:53Manny and Vern are still at risk.
26:55And at this moment we're still looking for China Doll for CC Andrea.
27:00You are in dire straits.
27:03I don't have any photos.
27:06No one has asked for my picture.
27:08At all.
27:10I was awful.
27:12Remember, the bottom three are in danger of losing and facing a second challenge back at the mansion.
27:19Excuse me, Robert.
27:21I'm willing to split all the money with you.
27:25All of it.
27:27It's embarrassing to have to be there.
27:29What I was feeling really in my heart was,
27:31CC, be a whore.
27:33Who do you want for your birthday treat?
27:36CC DeVille!
27:37Oh, it worked!
27:39Congratulations!
27:42I want my fame to mean something.
27:44Somebody who's famous is because there's something very special about them.
27:49not because they can be bought and sold.
27:52Here we go.
27:53Who takes your fancy?
27:55Andrea Lau.
27:58Andrea?
27:59Do I hear Andrea?
28:01I was just like, thank God, because I'm still on the running.
28:05CC, come on baby.
28:06The spellet may have been broken.
28:09I think I'm gonna go with CC.
28:15China Doll, you lost.
28:19Being the loser, it's a horrible feeling actually.
28:22I only had one person pick me.
28:24And so I was a bottom feeder.
28:26Now we need two more fame gamers to join China Doll in our competition back at the mansion.
28:33At the moment, we have a tie between Emmanuel Lewis, Andrea Lau, and my friend Verne Troyer.
28:40Last minute, I said I would do the show.
28:43And unfortunately, I was like, one of the bottom three.
28:47What the f*** was I thinking?
28:49One lady is gonna break that tie.
28:51Whomever she picks will be safe.
28:53The other two will join China Doll on the A-list chopping block.
28:59Pick one of the three, break the tie, end the misery.
29:04Emmanuel Lewis.
29:06Emmanuel, you're safe.
29:07You are safe, my man.
29:13Emmanuel got picked.
29:15And that's cool with me, because I don't really give two f***.
29:18I might give one, but not two.
29:21Congratulations, Rob.
29:22With six pictures taken, you were clearly the most popular fame gamer.
29:28I was pretty honored that I had a lot of fans there.
29:30It was pretty cool.
29:31I think Andrea had a harder time.
29:33She got that quiet all of a sudden.
29:34You could see her eyes.
29:37Actually, Rob, you have won yourself three nights at the brand new Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.
29:44And we'd also like to thank our sponsor, Photosite.
29:47Find them at Photosite.com.
29:49Now, we have three bottom feeders.
29:53China Doll, Verne Troyer, and the very lovely Andrea Lowell.
29:58For the three of you, another challenge awaits you at the mansion.
30:04Goodnight, everybody!
30:11Honey, honey, boo, listen.
30:14Shoot a floor!
30:15I was crying on the bus, because I was not the most famous one.
30:21It's a horrible feeling, actually.
30:24The worst thing is that being called a bottom feeder.
30:26I forget what it is, I'll let you know.
30:29She was so sad, she started crying.
30:30So I was trying to cheer her up on the bus.
30:33Telling her, come on, for a bottom feeder, you're really a nice girl.
30:35Do you mind the girl who's called a bottom feeder?
30:37Absolutely not.
30:38He is not a bottom feeder.
30:40Give him a smile!
30:41Because he rose the bottom, he rose the bottom.
30:44Right.
30:45You're still a bottom feeder.
30:48Where are you?
30:50I didn't know what you expected.
30:51Every time I thought it was going to go one way as far as how we were going to do
30:55it, it went another way.
30:56A lot of more votes.
30:58So did I.
30:59In my own head, I'm huge, man.
31:01I'm a big star in my head.
31:03In reality, not so big.
31:05And I thought, wait a minute.
31:06This is C.C. DeVille.
31:07Wait a minute.
31:08This is China Doll.
31:09And we're all known and very well for what we've done.
31:12I think we kind of forgot about the fact that it was competition, but now the reality is set in.
31:16Today, I just got kind of like a wake-up call.
31:19Like, this is a real competition.
31:21Because if it's based on the public, I'm not going to win.
31:24Because I'm so unknown compared to everyone else.
31:29All famed gamers, please report to the living room.
31:36When we came back in the living room, like, a gang show was set up.
31:41Like, three podiums for three contestants.
31:44We're like, what is that all about?
31:47Now everybody's getting a little worried.
31:49Now gang, up until now, you have all been living a rather luxurious lifestyle.
31:53But starting tonight, some of you will be losing those A-list privileges.
31:58And in fact, the two of you who lose the next game will become the first two members of a
32:05brand new team.
32:06A team with slightly less status.
32:08It's a team that we're going to call the B-list.
32:13We don't know what the B-list is.
32:15We do know that we're all on the A-list.
32:18So the B-list can't be good.
32:19To start things off, Andrea, China Doll, and Vern, you lost the photo booth challenge.
32:27And I would like you to take your places at these three podiums.
32:31We're the three losers.
32:32The odds are not in my favor here.
32:35That kind of scares me.
32:36So is everybody ready?
32:38Yes.
32:39Coming up.
32:39Time to play Back to Reality.
32:42You are the first two members of the B-list team.
32:46Look at that.
32:47It's supposed to be a joke, right?
32:48This is just the beginning and it's going to get hotter and hotter.
32:52It looks like a joke.
32:57To start things off, Andrea, China Doll, and Vern, you lost the photo booth challenge.
33:05And I would like you to take your places.
33:07So is everybody ready?
33:09All right.
33:10Then let's begin.
33:14From the enormous living room of Las Vegas Mansion, it's time for another exciting edition of Back to Reality.
33:25I'm Inga.
33:26And now please welcome your host, America's favorite Englishman, Robin Lynch.
33:40Hello, everybody.
33:41It's time to play Back to Reality, the show where fame is the game.
33:47It's something very bizarre to all of a sudden be on a surreal life game show.
33:55So my darling Inga, what game are we going to play today?
33:59Today's Back to Reality game is Swagback Showdown.
34:04Of course.
34:07I like that.
34:09A swag bag is a gift bag that a celebrity gets just for attending an event.
34:13Inga has a swag bag full of goodies for the three of you to split.
34:17Now, one at a time, you will each reach in and pull out a gift.
34:21Most of the gifts in this bag are truly A-list fabulous.
34:26But the first two players who pull out a lame piece of junk will be sent straight to the B
34:33-list.
34:34What's the B-list?
34:35We didn't know what the B-list was.
34:37Take a look.
34:38Tonight's winner will continue to enjoy the luxurious amenities that come with being an A-list celebrity.
34:43But the two of you who lose will be stripped of all your A-list privileges and sent immediately to
34:49the B-list.
34:50Complete with shabby accommodations, substandard amenities, and the knowledge that your direct line to stardom has been temporarily disconnected.
35:02So, Andrea, you're up first. You get to make the first selection.
35:06Andrea!
35:07Andrea!
35:09Come on, Andrea.
35:11For Daddy. For Daddy. Take it for Daddy.
35:13I got a DVD, CD, MP3 player.
35:16Yay!
35:17Yay!
35:18A portable baby visit!
35:20It's a fabulous portable all-in-one DVD, CD, and MP3 player from Kobe.
35:27This is dope. Thank you.
35:30It's China Doll's turn.
35:33Could you pick one out for me, please?
35:35I would love to.
35:36No peeking.
35:38This is elastogenesis.
35:41You can keep your A-list beautiful face looking great with this elastogenesis skincare system, and you are still a
35:48safe lady.
35:50Yeah!
35:52Should I just dive in?
35:55We had to pick the out of the bag.
35:58Unfortunately, I couldn't reach into the bag because it was huge.
36:01I'll let her pick.
36:02You better do him well.
36:04Ooh.
36:06You have won a beautiful silk tie from Wendell's Man.
36:12And the good news, Vern, is you're still on the A-list.
36:16After one round, you are all still on the A-list, but with each passing selection, the odds of getting
36:21a lame-o prize increase.
36:23So, watch yourself, fame gamers.
36:26Inga, it's time for Andrea.
36:28I was so bummed when I lost the first competition.
36:31I was like, there's no way I'm losing twice in one day.
36:35Oh, I did not get the Chameleon.
36:38Yes.
36:38Andrea, you've got yourself the ultimate universal remote from Chameleon.
36:45Inga, bing, kaboo.
36:47China doll awaits.
36:51Oh, dear.
36:53Portable cassette players were really very hot back in 1986.
36:58It means your time on the A-list is completely over.
37:03I wasn't happy going to the B-list.
37:05To me, that's something very real that has very serious feelings.
37:10I'm very sorry.
37:12Inga, Vern, Vern awaits you.
37:17Oh, no, Vern.
37:19It is a tube full of soap bubbles.
37:21Now, I remember when I got one of these in the 1993 Kids' Choice Awards.
37:26Now, Vern, you picked the last worthless goodie.
37:29So that means, Andrea, you have won and can rejoin the A-list.
37:34You are safe.
37:37A-listers, when you all return to your bedrooms,
37:41you will find your very own swag bag courtesy of Distinctive Assets.
37:46Each bag has all the goodies that you've seen already.
37:50Plus, a cross pen, a gift certificate for the Las Vegas Skins Bar,
37:53and six months membership too.
37:55Quick, Jim.
37:56Each swag bag is worth over $5,000 of goodies for each and every one of you.
38:04China doll and Vern Troyer.
38:07You are the first two members of the B-list team.
38:11You must now pack your things and move into the B-list bedroom tonight
38:16as you are heading back to reality.
38:19Thank you, everybody, and good night.
38:24Now we have China doll and Vern is sent to the B-list quarters of the house.
38:30We don't know what it looks like. We don't know anything about it.
38:33We just know now there's going to be the formation of two teams.
38:37The A-list and the B-list.
38:38Can we stay together tonight or what's the story?
38:41No, I'm sleeping over there tonight.
38:43Can I come visit?
38:44China doll went on the B-list.
38:46My most concern was the fact that physically we can't be around each other
38:50because we're having so much fun.
38:53Bridget is a relief to me, and I don't want to leave her for one second.
38:59Get out.
38:59Ready, Vern?
39:00Just watch your legs, okay?
39:01I know. Okay, here we go.
39:03I got stuck in the B-list room and so did China doll.
39:07I worked with her on Serial Life 4.
39:09It's not going to be pleasant if both of us are going to be here
39:11because we just don't mesh.
39:20It looks like jail.
39:22When I saw the B-list, I freaked out.
39:25It actually was a horror movie. I thought bad stuff's going to go down.
39:30Now that China doll and Vern are in the B-list area, this is just the beginning and it's going
39:36to get harder and harder.
39:40The A-list building is waiting for you, honey.
39:45Supposed to be a joke, right?
39:48This season of Surreal Life Fame Games.
39:53You never know what drama's going to happen or who's going to be the most shocked person.
40:00What is it, Mr. Boy?
40:01Good girl.
40:02That's how rock stars do it.
40:04I have a tattoo on the penis. I have a bigger penis.
40:07All he wants to do is tell lame jokes.
40:10You ever taken the Browns to the Super Bowl?
40:11I would drop the kids off at the pool.
40:13You're not that funny.
40:13Try to drop a yuletide log for all of us.
40:16My biggest fear is that everyone in the entire house will be having sex except me.
40:19A lot of teens, a lot of foreplay, no nookies.
40:22I'm Dr. Lauer.
40:23Bridget and China doll, they're like little ants. We communicate with the antlers.
40:27I don't know what the hell they're saying.
40:28I'm feeling comfortable.
40:32She's down with me. It's confusing at first. I've never really had a female friend.
40:36I didn't know what was going on with them two.
40:38I thought something was.
40:39Between, you mean like sexually?
40:42Oh, God.
40:44If it's competition time, it's competition time.
40:47Some of the 50 girls behind me are hookers.
40:50These are the ones we want to have. We don't want hookers in our group.
40:52God, how are you going to know?
40:53Where do you work?
40:54What do you teach?
40:54That's all you do is bartending.
40:55I'm not good at this.
40:58I might finally have some competition here.
41:02Real snow!
41:04Epic amounts of snow!
41:06Great, great.
41:07Oh, no, no, you're not going to make it.
41:09My biggest threat right now is Rob.
41:11The prize to Rob Van Winkle.
41:13Rob, congratulations.
41:14He's been winning everything.
41:15He's been winning on the team, he's been winning for his team, and he's been winning individually.
41:20I'm Rob's bitch, baby.
41:22We need to see how many celebrities we can have call us back.
41:25What's up, buddy?
41:25I had called everyone I knew.
41:28Please, just call anyone you know to have anyone call me at this number.
41:30I have Spinzerella.
41:32It's Russell Simmons!
41:33I got Eric Stoltz on the phone.
41:35I don't have these numbers.
41:36Okay, I'm going home.
41:38How y'all doing tonight? Any hoes over here?
41:40We're going to the V Theater to make our Earth Variety show, and Ron wants to do comedy.
41:45My **** is its own ****, and my **** is bigger than your ****, sir.
41:51He choked on his own wiener.
41:52He ruined it for us.
41:53They told us five to seven minutes, they went 15.
41:56That's disqualification.
41:58A little pissed that we got labeled as a cheater.
42:00This is ****.
42:01Ron Jeremy is a backstabber.
42:03What do you think when you get backstabbed by a friend?
42:06Being over here, it's like, no, you're B-Less.
42:08You're not there. You're still over there.
42:10Now, the reality's set in.
42:11I'm in a room with a bunch of bottom feeders.
42:13We're trying to be a team.
42:14Right now, it seems like you're the man's 47.
42:16Both sides are playing.
42:17I'm not going to flood the game. I already told you that.
42:20Time to play back to reality.
42:21The odd man out will leave the mansion forever.
42:24Another elimination, another elimination. It's getting more scary.
42:26You are tonight's loser. You must now pack your things immediately.
42:30You move out of the mansion tonight.
42:32China dog screwed our chances of winning.
42:33About to go midget bowling with you in **** heartbeat.
42:36That's not the proper term. It's not midget.
42:38Should I just **** shoot you now?
42:40Do you have a gun? Do you have a gun?
42:42Sometimes I just can't take it.
42:43You should not be pissing people off anymore.
42:45Why are you calling her a whore?
42:46I said this looks like a whore house.
42:49I'm going to turn against you so bad.
42:50Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!
42:53Backstabber!
42:59What's up, y'all? It's Vanilla Ice.
43:00Hey, it's Tracy Bingham.
43:02Hey, I'm Andrea Lowell.
43:03Check us out at vspot on vh1.com for tons of unseen extras.
43:11Oh, look at this ****.
43:14I want to hear what this thing sounds like. Hold on a minute.
43:18What a nice crisp...
43:23What a nice crisp sound, you know?
43:28That's an ass you could take home and show the parents.
43:30Mom, Dad, look at this.
43:32Not just your whole ass, but your ****.
43:34Thank you, Ron.
43:35You're welcome.
43:36I'm going to tell my daddy that.
43:38Dad, Ron generally hates this so that I can take my ass home.
43:39Ron generally hates this so that I can take my ass home.
43:41I'm going to tell my daddy's again.
43:42What a nice추.
43:43I'm going to tell you.
43:44Get back.