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00:01New York needs a day job, and last week you took her destiny into your hands by voting for the
00:07job you want to see her work.
00:09If New York succeeds, she gets a $10,000 paycheck. If she fails, she gets nothing.
00:15Your options this week were gardener, dairy farmer, or exotic animal trainer.
00:22America, you have spoken.
00:25I'm two for two. I want two of my paychecks.
00:29Losing two of them definitely hurt me, so I've got to get my paychecks this week.
00:33This says keep up, and it looks like it's spelled out in blood.
00:38America, where did you send me this week?
00:44Amazing Animal Productions. What the hell is this?
00:48Oh my God!
00:51Those are wolves.
00:52Oh, exotic animal trainer!
00:56America, what the hell is wrong with y'all?
00:59Shhh!
01:00Shhh!
01:03Shhh!
01:06Shhh!
01:08Shhh!
01:09Shhh!
01:10Shhh!
01:10Shhh!
01:11Shhh!
01:11Shhh!
01:12Shhh!
01:13Shhh!
01:14Shhh!
01:19Shhh!
01:23Shhh!
01:24Shhh!
01:26Shhh!
01:27Shhh!
01:27I ain't doin' that !
01:29Shhh!
01:31Shhh!
01:31No!
01:32No, no, no, no!
01:33I don't want no Lion Mountain eatin' me!
01:35This is not workin'.
01:36No, I know they like dark meat.
01:41Oh, this is not workin' for me today, I can already tell.
01:46New York!
01:47Hi, here I come, don't worry.
01:48Up here.
01:49I'm comin' right now.
01:50She comes, you know, fashionably up to me, up this dirt hill with these spiked heels,
01:55and I'm thinkin', what the hell is this?
01:57You ain't gonna help me?
01:58Damn, what the call?
01:59Ah, negative.
01:59You're on your own, girl.
02:00You're here for a job.
02:01You know, this is a dangerous job.
02:03Probably one of the most dangerous jobs in the world.
02:05New York's not gonna get this money easily.
02:07She's gonna have to earn it.
02:09New York, hi.
02:10Welcome to Amazing Animals.
02:11I'm Sid, the head trainer here.
02:13Now, uh, you know why you're here.
02:15America...
02:15Oh!
02:16Oh!
02:17What is that?
02:18Oh, God!
02:20It's like a big-ass hairy mouse or something.
02:23One thing I've noticed about New York so far is that calm is not in her vocabulary.
02:28Relax.
02:28These are miniature teacup pot-bellied pigs.
02:32Are they mixed with red?
02:34For real.
02:35Let's go inside and meet the rest of our staff.
02:36The animals that we're working with today are carnivores, and if she acts afraid, they'll
02:40sense it.
02:41She'll become prey, and it won't be pretty.
02:43Here at Amazing Animals, we teach and train exotic animals like bears, lions, wolves, tigers,
02:48the most dangerous animals in the world for television motion picture work.
02:51It's important to you to understand that these animals do have the ability to dismember
02:55you, to kill you.
02:57America, are you listening to this?
02:59All right, the tasks today are simple.
03:00You're gonna be working with my top trainers here, Trevor, and you're gonna be working
03:04with Romeo, a 400-pound male African lion.
03:07Oh, this is just great.
03:08You're gonna be working with JJ and Tracy with our hawk.
03:12We're saving one of the best for last.
03:14I'll be working with you and Shere Khan.
03:16That name sounds a little scary.
03:18Pretty heavy-duty.
03:24If you do, at the end of the day, have what it takes, I'll have a $10,000 check for
03:28you.
03:28That's the good part.
03:29That is a good part.
03:30Mm-hmm.
03:31If you do not succeed with these tasks today, then you're taking the walk out of here.
03:34We'll never be asked to come back again, and you will not have a check or a job.
03:38Damn!
03:38Well, damn.
03:40Okay.
03:40All right, right now, I'm gonna let my staff go outside.
03:42I want you to change into those khakis.
03:44As soon as you change, you come on outside and meet me.
03:46I hope these khakis are tooth-proof.
03:49Hey, Sam.
03:50Hey, hey.
03:50I'm all suited up.
03:51Whoa, look at that.
03:53Nice.
03:55That works.
03:56Good.
03:57Prettiest animal trainer ever saw.
03:58Come on.
03:59Aw.
03:59Let's go.
04:00Okay.
04:01We're gonna start our first task, which is working with Trevor and Romeo.
04:05Oh, wow.
04:06Now who is Romeo again?
04:07Romeo is a 400-pound, two-year-old male African lion.
04:12There he is right there, playing with Trevor.
04:15Can he smell blood?
04:16Of course.
04:18Wait a minute.
04:19Wait.
04:20Maxi pads, please don't fail me now.
04:23First animal she'll be working with today is Romeo.
04:26Fully armed with claws and teeth.
04:28It'll be a challenge for her.
04:30You're just gonna brush him real quick.
04:31I'm not brushing him.
04:33No?
04:33We gotta get those red belts out.
04:34That's what he's gonna ask me to do?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Y'all are randy.
04:38New York's first task here today is cleaning the lion's mane with a brush.
04:43It's important that we get New York familiar with being around these sorts of animals before
04:48we go into the whole training deal.
04:50Oh, he's making noise.
04:53Now don't piss him off, Trevor.
04:54Come on in.
04:55Don't turn around and walk away.
04:58And if...
04:59Here.
05:00I don't want to.
05:03Come on.
05:03I'm scared.
05:05You really will piss the cat off if we keep on doing this dilly-dally, okay?
05:09All right.
05:10Okay, not a lion that's looking at me.
05:11That's okay.
05:12That's what they do.
05:13Is he legally blind?
05:14Shh.
05:16No.
05:17They have excellent eyesight.
05:19This is your last chance to do it, okay?
05:21If you turn your back again on the cat, we're just gonna have to say that we can't do this
05:25with the cat.
05:26Okay?
05:26Come on in.
05:27Now don't turn around and walk away, otherwise all the deal's off.
05:30Okay?
05:31Come on.
05:33Right here.
05:33He not gonna hurt me?
05:34Nope.
05:35Come on.
05:35Okay.
05:36Closer.
05:37Are you serious?
05:38Is he gonna hurt me?
05:39There you go.
05:40Brush it.
05:41Good.
05:41See that?
05:42That was the most pathetic lion brush I've ever seen in all my days.
05:46These animals do have the ability to kill you, to kill you, to kill you.
05:52I just saw something I didn't like.
05:54Okay, I'm uncomfortable.
05:55I'm uncomfortable.
05:56That big-ass lion scared the you-know-what out of me.
05:59And I mean literally.
06:01I gotta take a .
06:02Oh my gosh.
06:04I gotta .
06:06I told New York to never turn her back, and she is turning her back over and over.
06:11This puts her in a dangerous position.
06:13It also puts me in a dangerous position.
06:15So right off the bat, it's not looking very good.
06:22When you're ready, you're gonna whistle and snap that glove.
06:36Ready for your next task?
06:38Yeah.
06:38So where we going, sis?
06:39We're gonna go up and, uh, learn to fly birds of prey.
06:43Birds of who?
06:43I was hoping maybe there were some cute birds.
06:46You know, the ones with all the stripes and stuff on the cereal box?
06:48This is Nike, a female Harris Hawk.
06:51All right.
06:51That particular beak is made for tearing flesh.
06:54Aw.
06:54This is a ferocious machine when it's flying and attacks.
06:59Okay.
07:00And they're also known as the wolf of the sky because it's the only bird of prey that hunts and
07:03packs like wolves do.
07:04These talons right here.
07:06Yes.
07:06They are razor sharp.
07:07That's why we wear a glove.
07:08If you do not keep your fist up higher than your elbow, that bird will crawl off the glove and
07:14go onto your bare skin.
07:15Really?
07:16If it does, it'll puncture your skin, you will bleed, and it will get infected.
07:20J.J. and Tracy are gonna work with you on learning to fly this.
07:24My task in New York is gonna be the birds of prey.
07:26And what we're gonna have New York do is fly the bird down the hill and back up.
07:31She's got nice colors.
07:33Is it called colors?
07:34Oh, yeah, colors.
07:35Okay, yeah.
07:37What is that?
07:37Just a butterfly.
07:39Oh.
07:39I'm gonna unhook these things off of Nike, and Nike's gonna fly down to Tracy.
07:44Oh, she is?
07:45She knows homegirl got food down there?
07:47Whoa.
07:48Oh, wow.
07:49And then once she's down to Tracy, I'm gonna give you a glove.
07:51Uh-huh.
07:52And you're gonna put the bait in the glove.
07:54What is that?
07:55That's the quail.
07:56It's the bird.
07:57Ew!
07:57Oh, my God.
07:59That is disgusting.
08:01Well, you gotta do it.
08:02It's a dirty job.
08:03This bird really needs to learn how to eat better.
08:06You're reaching that bag with that hand.
08:08I'm not touching that on my bare hands.
08:11I'll give you 10,000 reasons why you gotta do it.
08:16Ugh.
08:17Ugh.
08:18Ugh.
08:19Here.
08:19Take that hand and put it in there.
08:20Wait, no.
08:21Whoa!
08:21Here she come.
08:21Here she come.
08:22You're not gonna come until you see her.
08:24Can I use my glove?
08:26No, you have to use that hand.
08:27No, no, no.
08:28I can't touch that.
08:29You have to.
08:29Ew.
08:30Oh, gosh.
08:31Come get it.
08:32New York's just freaking out with this quail right now.
08:34I don't know how she's gonna handle this hawk if she can't be handling this bait.
08:37Ew!
08:38Just leave it right there.
08:39Okay?
08:39And then make that fist.
08:40And then stand in that position.
08:42And when you're ready, you're gonna whistle and tap the glove.
08:45Tap that glove.
08:45Is she gonna land right there?
08:46Yeah.
08:47The hawk, if she misses that glove, then she'll climb up New York's arm and puncture her.
08:50And it'll bleed and get infected.
08:52And then she'll have a real problem on her hands.
08:54Stay like a tree.
08:55Okay.
08:56Just tap that glove.
08:58We're teasing the bird.
08:59Okay.
09:00One.
09:01Two.
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:26Oh!
09:27I can't believe I did that!
09:33Okay.
09:34Of course, you know Trevor.
09:36Hi, Trevor.
09:37I'm back.
09:37This is by far the most dangerous animal we have here on this ranch.
09:41When I say be calm, I want you to be extremely calm.
09:44When I say don't walk weird, don't walk weird.
09:46Okay.
09:47Okay?
09:47When I say don't accidentally fall, don't accidentally fall.
09:50I can't make out what that is in there.
09:51Well, you best be paying attention to me, because I'm trying to school you right now.
09:55Okay.
09:56All right?
09:56You don't hear about people dying very often from some of these other animals.
10:00Okay.
10:01You do hear about them dying from these.
10:02This thing inside of here?
10:04Open it up, Trevor.
10:04Wait a minute, Trevor.
10:08This is your big test.
10:09How well do you listen?
10:11Mm-hmm.
10:11How well do you respond?
10:12How well do you learn?
10:14Okay?
10:14I don't...
10:15Ready?
10:15Wait.
10:16Please, sir.
10:17Listen.
10:17Wait.
10:18Can we just talk about this?
10:19He seems really, really not settled.
10:22We gotta get him out.
10:23Coming out of shoot number one.
10:24It's...
10:25Shere Khan!
10:26It's Tiger.
10:27Here we go.
10:27Come on.
10:27Walk with me now.
10:28Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
10:30Okay, I want you to go with JJ right now.
10:34I have a really bad feeling about this.
10:36That big-ass cat looks hungry, and I do not like the way that he's looking at me.
10:40Trevor's gonna hook him up on this line right here, and then we're gonna go ahead and go ahead and
10:44grab the line.
10:45I'm still trying to get some control here, so...
10:49Hold on.
10:50Hold on, Trevor.
10:51Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
10:54Get in there!
10:55Call 911!
11:02He'll drop the bait stick.
11:03When you're done crying and wetting your pants and whatever you're doing, we're gonna do it again.
11:10What?
11:13Trevor, hold on, hold on!
11:14Hold on!
11:15He'll do it!
11:17Get in there!
11:18Call 911!
11:20Oh, hell no!
11:22That tiger just ate that man!
11:24Oh my God.
11:25That cat is so big.
11:28Uh, no, that's all right.
11:30It's important you understand that was not real.
11:33Okay.
11:33That was a trained stunt.
11:34So he got jokes, huh?
11:36Ain't nothing funny about a 400 pound cat getting ready to eat your meat.
11:40that's supposed to get me $10,000.
11:43I didn't find that funny at all.
11:45Now, I'm not gonna ask you to do the same stunt
11:47because I don't think that would be fair your first name.
11:49And it would never happen. You know that.
11:51You know that.
11:52But what I am gonna ask you to do is this tiger has to be able
11:55to jump over a car for an upcoming movie.
11:57That means we have to teach him to jump from that pedestal right there,
12:00from the ground to that pedestal all the way up to that black pedestal up there.
12:03Oh, this thing here? Okay.
12:05And I'm gonna ask you to hold the bait, a stick,
12:07and once he gets jumps from one place to the other,
12:10I'm gonna ask you to pay him.
12:11That means give him, let him take the meat off the end of the stick.
12:14Is he gonna mistake me for the piece of meat?
12:17Why is he laughing? I ain't playing. This is no game.
12:20Go ahead and grab your chicken neck and place it on the edge of that bait stick.
12:24On this? Yep.
12:26Oh, well, you gotta grab it with your hands.
12:26No, no, no, no, no, no. Reach here. Come here.
12:29No guts, no glory. Reach in there. Come on, come on.
12:31Do it.
12:32Good. Do not drop that. Do not drop that.
12:34It's a $50 fine if you drop that on the end.
12:36You're gonna have to poke it hard.
12:38Here we go.
12:39Whoo! That's great!
12:42That's a technique. I like it.
12:44Okay, get the cat. Let's go.
12:46He's really getting him right now?
12:48He's gonna hold the cat, and I'm gonna stay with you.
12:51Could we try this again?
12:53Okay, once he starts walking over here,
12:55this is his cue to come here and then jump up and move over there.
12:59Okay, here we go. Tap on it.
13:01Bring it on. Tap on it. Tap on it. Tap on it.
13:04Move, move, move on. Move on. Pay him, pay him.
13:07Oh, no, no. Don't drop the bait stick.
13:10Don't turn your back. Don't turn your back.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:12I'm sorry.
13:13New York dropped the bait stick with the bait on it.
13:16It doesn't get any worse than that.
13:17That's like encouraging the cat to jump down right beside you,
13:20take the bait, and then chew you up.
13:22Give him something.
13:23New York, rebait the stick. Walk up and pay him again.
13:26No, squish it in there.
13:27Here.
13:28What you did wrong the first time?
13:29There.
13:30There you go. Let him have it. Hold on to that stick.
13:32There you go.
13:33What you did wrong the first time,
13:34you did everything right the first time,
13:35but you turned loose of the dang bait stick.
13:37When you're done crying and wetting your pants
13:40and whatever you're doing, we're gonna do it again.
13:42I know you can do this.
13:44Come on, come on.
13:47Okay.
13:48Let's make it happen one more time.
13:49I don't want to do it again.
13:51I don't think I can bring my body to do it again.
13:53I think you were good, honestly.
13:55No guts, no glory. Come on.
13:56Oh, Lord. Uh-uh. I don't want, uh-uh.
13:59No, no, no.
14:00No.
14:01Uh-uh.
14:02I don't want to do it again.
14:04I know you can do it.
14:05Come on.
14:06You did absolutely perfect.
14:08Hang on to the stick.
14:08You get an A-plus.
14:10Okay.
14:11Jesus.
14:12So that's all you need.
14:12Come in more.
14:13I'm right here.
14:14I'm never gonna leave.
14:16Okay?
14:16Now tap this on.
14:18Confidence.
14:19Tough.
14:19Here he comes.
14:19Here we go.
14:20Come on.
14:20Now move back.
14:21Now go.
14:22Move back.
14:23Good job.
14:25Outstanding job.
14:26Pull that stick.
14:29Nice job.
14:31New York.
14:32Well done.
14:33That's what I'm screaming.
14:34New York has completed all the tasks.
14:36I'll see her at evaluation, where I will make the decision whether she earns the $10,000
14:41or not.
14:42Perfecto.
14:43Maybe you got what it takes.
14:45Yes.
14:46Pretty gnarly rank.
14:47I can't believe I did that.
14:58Hi, people.
14:59Hello, New York.
15:00What's up?
15:01It's been a long day, hasn't it?
15:02It has been.
15:03This is decision making time.
15:05I've assembled my trainers at work with you today.
15:07Their opinions will help me make my decision, which is the ultimate decision.
15:11Whether you walk out of here with $10,000 a day, or you walk out of here with nothing.
15:17Before we get started, is there anything you'd like to say?
15:20I would like to say that having the larger animals come at me and, you know, touching raw
15:26chicken without gloves was very, very challenging.
15:30Well, all in all, I got love for animals, so I just hope I get paid at the end, dammit.
15:36I'm not gonna fake it.
15:37Well, we'll see.
15:38Right now, let's hear the opinion of our trainers.
15:41Tracy, please.
15:42Well, it was great meeting you today.
15:44It was fun working with you, and it was definitely nice finally having another girl on the team.
15:48With the hawk, I was very impressed.
15:50You did everything well.
15:52It is pretty scary to have a hawk fly at your face, but you did do it.
15:56You had the hawk land on your glove.
16:01Okay.
16:02So, my vote is yes.
16:03Finally!
16:04That's what I'm talking about.
16:05I love it.
16:06Thank you, Tracy.
16:07JJ, your opinion?
16:09New York, with the hawk, you started out really hesitant, really skittish at the bird.
16:15And I said, here, you gotta use the bait.
16:16It looked like you were about to puke.
16:19Ugh!
16:20Oh, gosh, come get it!
16:22I had my doubts about you, but my vote is yes.
16:26Are you serious?
16:28Oh, thank you.
16:30Thanks, JJ.
16:30Trev.
16:31Well, uh, when we worked with the cat, you were terrified.
16:35I was.
16:36I was.
16:36You were definitely twitchy at the get-go.
16:38I gave you the cardinal rule of never, ever turning your back on the cat.
16:44And you did it time and again.
16:47Here.
16:48I don't want to.
16:49I'm so sorry.
16:49I'm throwing you back.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:51I would have to say no.
16:53Aw, man.
16:54I was hoping I got your vote.
16:56Thanks, Trevor.
16:57Well, New York, it's decision time.
17:02There were some very critical mistakes made today that are life and death type mistakes.
17:08When I send a trainer on the set, they can't turn their back on animals.
17:13They can't drop bait sticks.
17:15So as far as you being an exotic animal trainer, I'm on the fence.
17:21Whoa.
17:27Hello, New York.
17:29It's decision time.
17:34It's not an easy decision for me to make.
17:36Right.
17:38So as far as you being an exotic animal trainer, I'm on the fence.
17:43Whoa.
17:44As the day continued on, your confidence level grew.
17:47And you started becoming a better listener.
17:50But to be honest with you, I could use some help.
17:53JJ?
17:54JJ?
18:11Here's 10 grand, baby.
18:12You earned it.
18:13Thank you so much.
18:14Welcome to the exotic animal training world.
18:16Thank you, Sam.
18:18I'm proud of you.
18:19Thank you so much.
18:20Thank you, everybody.
18:22Bitch, I got my money.
18:24All right.
18:25Peace.
18:26Pretty .
18:26I gotta go shopping.
18:29I wanna go shopping.
18:35Get underneath it.
18:37Scoop the turd.
18:38Feel the turd.
18:38Ew!
18:39That's mushy.
18:40Be the turd.
18:42Get in the groove.
18:43It is so disgusting.
18:45Okay, let's get this last one here.
18:47Ugh.
18:50Ugh.
18:50There you go.
18:51Yeah, yeah.
18:52You gotta...
18:52That is like peanut butter.
18:53It's chunky.
18:54I don't wanna pick that one up.
18:57Ugh.
18:58Ugh.
18:59Oh, wait.
18:59Hold on.
19:00Okay.
19:01There you go.
19:02All right.
19:03Can I catch rabies by touching this?
19:05No.
19:05Hmm.
19:06Hmm.
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