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00:01Previously on My Fair Brady.
00:03My Aunt Adrienne Curry.
00:04We're now living in a committed relationship.
00:06We're gonna have fun.
00:08Chris seems to have a lot of trouble in the romance department.
00:10I expect my boyfriend to remember Valentine's Day.
00:14He's not a romantic guy.
00:15I concocted this plan to make up for the lack of Valentine's Day.
00:19Oh my God!
00:21It meant that maybe he cares?
00:24Come here.
00:25Thank you so much.
00:28Honey, you see our relationship independent of our living arrangement.
00:32I was like, oh God, here we go.
00:34You can't be good company until you live alone.
00:38I don't believe Chris when he says moving out will only bring us closer.
00:44Stop doing this to me.
00:48His TV family you all know.
00:50She won some reality show.
00:52Now how far will their love go?
00:55My fair Brady.
00:56Even though she talks some trash.
00:59She has got a model's ass.
01:01Wow!
01:01They both have nasty guests.
01:03My fair Brady.
01:05Did you know she's half his age?
01:07Before he knows it things have changed.
01:10Now she wants to get engaged.
01:12My fair Brady.
01:33Oh my God.
01:35Lately Chris has come to the conclusion that perhaps it's better for me to move out.
01:40I don't agree.
01:42Why do you look at me and say, if this person loves me, would he want me to move out?
01:49Because he can't stand me being here.
01:51He doesn't want to pay enough attention to me and it would be easier on him to make me move
01:55into LA instead of Manhattan Beach.
01:58I kind of get upset because he assured me, God, I want you here.
02:02Then I get out here, then it's like, get out.
02:05And it's like, you know what?
02:06This was your idea.
02:08I just have had in my mind that that was a necessary step for us to mature our relationship.
02:14You know, I want her to build her own life.
02:16But she takes that as I'm throwing her out.
02:18And that's not what my concept is.
02:20Not at all.
02:21Would you feel better if I packed up, moved up and got a car and didn't need you about once
02:26or twice a week?
02:27Is that what you want?
02:33Because if that's what you want, then I don't think you want a relationship.
02:38I can't live with you.
02:39I can't live without you.
02:41Get away.
02:42Get away.
02:42Get away.
02:44Chris is very confused about what he wants.
02:46And I don't think it's fair to string someone else along when you don't know what you want.
02:51It must be nice to, like, really hurt someone's feelings and be like, well, get over it.
02:55It's like, that doesn't work.
02:57Wow, those are nice satin boxers you wear.
03:01You never wear satin boxers.
03:03Because it doesn't write on you and skirt them.
03:13Hey, dear.
03:14Carol, what's up?
03:16I needed to call my best friend Andrea.
03:18I just needed somebody to understand me at this point.
03:21So what happened when you guys talked?
03:24Does he really want you to move out or does he not want you to move out?
03:26He goes back and forth on it all the time.
03:29Now he wants me to leave because I guess he's not ready for the commitment.
03:32I think the only thing that I can offer is only time will tell.
03:37I don't feel like he truly sees the changes I've made in myself for him and the sacrifices I've made.
03:42And he wants to go backwards in our relationship.
03:45And that, to me, would bother me because he shouldn't be, you know, toying with you and going back and
03:51forth.
03:51I'm glad she's my best friend because I can totally read her.
03:54What she was saying was it was probably a good idea that I move out.
03:58Well, dear, thank you so much for talking to me.
04:00I really needed to talk to you.
04:02Well, goodnight, girl, and I love ya.
04:04Love you, too.
04:05And I'll talk to you soon.
04:07Bye, girl.
04:07Bye.
04:17Today I have a photo shoot and Chris is coming with me.
04:21Come on, Christy.
04:22I don't want to be late.
04:23Coming.
04:24I'm in a wedding, a very close friend's wedding in Nevis, which is way out in the Caribbean.
04:29And though Adrienne was invited, she has a modeling shoot and she can't make it.
04:33And I wanted to spend time with Adrienne before I left town.
04:47Are you okay?
04:49Huh?
04:50What's wrong?
04:51I'll be honest with you.
04:52I no longer feel welcome in your house.
04:54So I'm going to start looking for an apartment this weekend.
04:59And I'm going to find some place to move.
05:02Okay?
05:03I'm tired of waiting for his decisions and I've decided maybe it's time for me just to make
05:10my own and not seek the almighty king's approval on things.
05:14I know you wanted to wait for me to get a car and I don't feel the same.
05:18So I'm going to get a car.
05:19Why don't you wait for me to get back?
05:21Isn't it my life and what I'm deciding?
05:24Just don't buy the first car you like on the lot.
05:28I have a father.
05:29You know, I have a mother.
05:31I don't need a parent.
05:32What I need is a lover and a friend.
05:34I just figured it's what you wanted.
05:36It's what you've demanded.
05:37It's what I've heard basically get out.
05:40So I'm ready.
05:41I'm going.
05:42You told me that all I do is talk the talk and I don't walk the walk.
05:46And I'm going to prove to you that I can walk.
05:48I say I want to move about.
05:50I'm going to move out.
05:51I feel at home at your house.
05:53I don't feel wanted.
05:55You don't know what you want.
05:56No, I want you and I want some space.
05:59And that's absolutely no knock on you at all.
06:02What am I supposed to do?
06:04You made up your mind.
06:06You told me that I should go.
06:09So I'm going to move out.
06:11I'm getting what I asked for.
06:13And I don't feel good about it.
06:17Coming up next.
06:19Cindy.
06:20Hi.
06:21Cindy Margolis and I dated.
06:23How was Adrian?
06:23So when she was born, we sat on a date?
06:26Right, right, right.
06:26How funny is that?
06:27Not really.
06:30It sounds like the LAPD is slamming on our door.
06:35She's going to die.
06:45Today, I have a photo shoot for the lingerie bowl.
06:48And I thought Chris would really enjoy coming.
06:51But I think bringing up that I should move out in the middle of our relationship definitely
06:56brought a lot of tension into the relationship.
06:59What am I supposed to do?
07:01You made up your mind. You told me that I should go.
07:03So I'm going to move out.
07:05Hi, Adrian. Hi, how are you?
07:07Yeah, Adrian, you're just going to have a seat here.
07:10Good to see you.
07:11Make me pretty again.
07:13The Laundry Bowl is a pay-per-view program
07:16during halftime of the Super Bowl.
07:26Hi, I'm Adrian.
07:27Very nice to meet you.
07:28What's your name? Katie.
07:29Oh, Katie.
07:30Nice to meet you.
07:32So I'm going on a Laundry Bowl shoot with her
07:34just to hang out since I'm going to be away
07:35for three days at the wedding.
07:37Spend as much time as I can with her.
07:39But there's a little tension.
07:41And actually I'm feeling a little bit like an outsider
07:43looking in.
07:46You are so tiny and cute.
07:48Me?
07:48Yeah, man.
07:53Cindy?
07:57I wanted to say hi.
07:58Hi.
08:04Hi.
08:05Hi.
08:06How are you?
08:06How are you?
08:07I'm very good.
08:08Good.
08:08It's only been 20 years.
08:1020 or 25.
08:11That'll make it that long.
08:13Cindy Margolis and I dated years ago.
08:16But it was just, you know, a couple of kids dating.
08:19I was probably Adrian's age at the time.
08:22Yes.
08:22How old was Adrian?
08:24So when she was born, we met on a date?
08:27Right.
08:27Right.
08:28Pretty much.
08:30Have you met?
08:31I have not met.
08:32Cindy met Adrian.
08:33He's one of your coaches.
08:35Oh, Adrian.
08:36Wow.
08:37That's so strong.
08:38We met on a date like a million years ago
08:40and he totally blew me off.
08:42And I'm learning from my mistakes.
08:43Thus, Adrian.
08:45I don't really truly know what happened
08:47between Cindy and Chris,
08:48but it made me feel really good
08:50that I'm not the first beautiful woman
08:52that he's just pushed away.
08:54What is wrong with him?
08:57You blew her off.
08:58You're a stupid man.
09:00Obviously, there's some deep-rooted problem
09:02in my boyfriend unbeknownst to me.
09:04All right.
09:05You're on.
09:08I just got you.
09:10Look at me.
09:10That's it.
09:11Nice.
09:12Seeing Adrian at the Laundry Bowl shoot
09:14gave me a chance to, again, appreciate
09:16a maturity aspect of Adrian
09:18that is always on display when she's working,
09:20when she's in her element.
09:21And it's something I'm really proud of.
09:23One, two, and three.
09:25Nice.
09:28Stay there.
09:29Just like that?
09:30Oh, the shoot was fun.
09:31I mean, how can you not have fun
09:33playing football in your underwear
09:34and taking pictures?
09:36You're leaving tonight.
09:37And we didn't have sex last night,
09:39and we probably won't go through
09:40this night.
09:43Does everybody need to know about our sex life?
09:46Frankly, I wish that she would learn
09:47how to filter herself.
09:49Thank you so much.
09:50It was awesome.
09:50Nice meeting you.
09:51Mwah!
09:58Are you going to open my door for me?
10:03You're so cute.
10:05You're so cute.
10:05I'm about to leave her for two days over the weekend,
10:08and I just needed sweetness.
10:10I didn't want to fight.
10:13You're so precious to me.
10:15Oh, baby.
10:16You are to me.
10:18I love you.
10:20Well, let's eat.
10:26You're so cute.
10:26So, are we just going to order to go?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Some drinks?
10:31Yeah, could I have a sex on the beach?
10:33Absolutely.
10:33All right, I'll have a bottle.
10:35Yeah, bottle.
10:35A glass of Chianti.
10:36Absolutely.
10:38When you come back, there's no sex.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:42It's only on my period.
10:44This Sunday, I'm cleared to be screwed and meant to be impregnated,
10:51but I won't get pregnant because I have birth control,
10:55and I don't believe in condoms when you're in a monogamous relationship.
10:59Yeah.
10:59I'm going to get up now, and I'm going to leave.
11:01Because it's like you're going to marry me.
11:02I'm going to leave, and you're going to keep talking like this.
11:03Yeah?
11:04Just leave some things for us.
11:07Adrian does talk without a filter quite a bit, and sometimes it bugs me.
11:11There's a bathroom over there.
11:14I just don't like quickies.
11:15You don't like quickies?
11:18I do.
11:18I love quickies.
11:19I know.
11:20Well, you know.
11:20We have them.
11:21I love quickies.
11:22Everyone deserves a quickie.
11:25Just right before you leave, just bend my ass over and just go at it.
11:30Do your duty, and then we'll leave.
11:32Maybe I'll do that while I'm packing.
11:36Come on, baby, let's go.
11:37All right.
11:38Thank you, guys.
11:40Is it Friday?
11:40Yeah, have a great weekend.
12:01Meals with her are sort of like odd.
12:03They're not really formal in any way.
12:05And it's like, I need a little more organization in my eating.
12:09There's all aspects of my life.
12:12A piece of bread left in here.
12:16Yeah, I left it in there soaking.
12:19You know, I'm going to ask you to not use this as a community dipping thing, but to take
12:24it out and put it on your plate.
12:25When she left her crostini in the tomatoes, you know, it's like, you know, it just wasn't
12:31right.
12:32It bugs you that I'm dipping in here?
12:34No.
12:36Just let you leave your dip in there.
12:38To soak up the oil.
12:40If you need it to soak up the oil, put it on your plate.
12:42Chris doesn't compromise.
12:44Chris is set in his ways and he doesn't want to change it.
12:46You're anal.
12:49Okay.
12:50You're anal.
12:52See, I have to have fun with you now because you're going to be gone for a couple of days.
12:56Smile, dammit.
12:57I see it in your eyes.
12:58I just want to put you over my knee.
12:59Just spank me.
13:01Oh.
13:07Chris.
13:10Oh, what are you doing?
13:12Chris.
13:15I just want to say hello.
13:21I love you too.
13:29Uh, it's your house.
13:32That never happens.
13:34That's pretty damn forceful.
13:36It sounds like the LIPD is slamming on our door.
13:44Hi.
13:47Coming up next.
13:48Are you going to have a good time while I'm gone?
13:50Yeah, we're going to have a great time while you're gone.
13:53She's one of those friends that went through all the dark sides with Adrian.
13:57I was rather freaked out.
13:58See ya.
14:00You little bitch.
14:01I'm going to be evil.
14:03Evil.
14:04Chris, I can't live without you.
14:08I'm so dependent.
14:14At this point, I'm just wanting to spend some good old fashioned alone living in sin time with my boyfriend
14:21before he goes on vacation.
14:28I swear we hit that pillow for five seconds and there's this knock on the door the likes of which
14:35I've never heard before.
14:37Uh, it's your house.
14:40That never happens.
14:41That's pretty damn forceful.
14:43It sounds like just the loudest knock ever.
14:50Hi!
14:57She's going to die.
14:59She's going to die.
15:10She's going to die.
15:13For the simple fact that now I'm getting some support because, you know, the person I'm closest with is coming
15:20out for some coffee tour.
15:21Get in.
15:23Cool, cool.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:26Come over.
15:27Well, you didn't see it at the beginning.
15:29Wow, this is so cool.
15:30It did break into whatever little intimacy we might have had.
15:33The timing could have been a little bit better.
15:35Yeah, you'll sleep in here because there's no other bedroom.
15:38He's leaving.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Are you comfortable with that?
15:41No, anyway.
15:43Shhh, are you comfortable with that?
15:46Anyway, come on.
15:47When did you get in?
15:49A couple hours ago.
15:51So this is where I've been living.
15:53I'm happy for you.
15:55I'm leaving.
15:56He doesn't want me here.
15:58No, I'm not even kidding.
16:00Why are you guys moving out?
16:02Um, because he's been asking me to.
16:06Like, remember before I told you he wanted me to move out originally?
16:10I like living with him and just, I don't think he likes living with me.
16:14Yeah.
16:15What can you do?
16:17As soon as Dia got there, I became superfluous.
16:19And it bothers me because I'm leaving town.
16:22Is he just like more private of a person usually?
16:24He's very set in his ways.
16:26Yeah.
16:27If things aren't going precisely how he's planned,
16:30he can get upset.
16:32But it's almost to an extreme.
16:34Like, you know how I'm extremely crazy?
16:36Well, he's like extremely anal with things.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Well, I've always known you guys were complete opposites,
16:42but it worked out, you know?
16:44You guys compliment each other still, you know?
16:46I think so too.
16:48You know, it might not be a good move at first or whatever,
16:50but I mean, if it's meant to be, you'll find out that way.
16:54You know what I mean?
16:54That's probably one of the best ways to find out.
16:57I am so glad you're out here.
16:59Yes!
17:15I'll be in there in a second, do you?
17:17No.
17:18No.
17:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:20Can you be trusted sleeping together?
17:26No.
17:27Oh, somebody's trying to tempt you.
17:30Who?
17:31Hmm?
17:32No.
17:33Do you have a boyfriend?
17:35Mm-hmm.
17:35I have a boyfriend.
17:37More importantly.
17:41Maybe not for long.
17:43Oh, really?
17:43You got some plans?
17:45Yeah, I'm moving out.
17:46No, we're not moving out.
17:48Just put a cap on that for a bit, okay?
17:50We're actually going to look for apartments together,
17:52and cars, and snakes.
17:54I feel good that he's leaving town
17:55so I could think things through myself
17:57and not have someone dictating to me, perhaps,
17:59how I should do them.
18:01Are you going to have a good time while I'm gone?
18:02Yeah, we're going to have a great time while you're gone.
18:05See ya.
18:07You little bitch.
18:17Hi, Chris.
18:18See you later.
18:18Good boy.
18:22Cool, cool.
18:24All right, I'm going to say goodbye to my bitch.
18:36I love you.
18:38Chris, you said he wanted to come back home,
18:40and I'm not so sure if it's because he didn't want to leave,
18:43or that for the first time I had, you know,
18:47this independence truly that he's talking about
18:49and one of my friends out here
18:50and things to do without him.
18:53Chris, I can't live without you.
18:56Oh, God, I won't be able to survive.
19:00What will I do?
19:01I'm so dependent.
19:03Snacks, snacks, snacks.
19:05I have a feeling you're having a great time.
19:21All right.
19:22You guys have a great time, Dia.
19:23Take care.
19:23Yeah, you too.
19:24Have a safe flight.
19:24Hi, Chrissy.
19:25I'm about to, you know, fly for 12 hours,
19:28or whatever it is,
19:29and I kind of get freaked out
19:30at the two of them being left there in the house
19:32the entire time I was gone.
19:34You just don't want me to have sex with Dia.
19:37I'm going to be evil.
19:39Evil.
19:43Oh.
19:43Oh, we're going to party hard.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah, I know.
19:46We're going to party really hard.
19:48Yeah.
19:50Ha, ha.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Ooh.
19:57Next week on My Fairbrain.
19:59I'm going to be having a good time this weekend.
20:03It just feels really good.
20:05I feel a little devious today.
20:07You look so stunning.
20:09It feels good that he's out of town for a couple days.
20:12I could think things through myself.
20:14It's nice to finally hang out with somebody my age.
20:17I want to buy a car,
20:19and I don't want to wait for him.
20:21That's cute.
20:22She's now telling me that she's going to shop for a car.
20:24I'm not going to let her do that.
20:26I'm not going to let her buy a car.
20:27I'm buying a car.
20:29You're not going to buy a car.
20:31She's going to show me.
20:32She's going to buy a car.
20:33Now don't go buy a damn car, okay?
20:35Are we comfortable?
20:36What are you feeling?
20:45What are these for?
20:47To put your feet up on?
20:48Wow, Adri, you're so aromatic today.
20:53I had garlic bread.
20:54Normally I don't sing.
20:56It rolled out of my nose.
20:57I feel like we took the whole bottle and just went whoosh.
21:00What?
21:01The garlic bread?
21:02Yeah.
21:03The garlic?
21:03Yeah.
21:04Is it just pure garlic?
21:06Yeah.
21:08To garlic.
21:10To garlic.
21:11And penis.
21:12Can't buy your oil and just suck quick.
21:14My mother and then my mother has a brutal monster character.
21:16I will We'll do something dangerous now.
21:16It's not as weird forever.
21:16You're almostони out of the house.
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