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00:00Hey, I'll show you things you've never seen.
00:04Touch my backstage pass, ride my limousine.
00:08Please, let me be your rock or more.
00:26So, we've divided into two groups pretty much in the house.
00:29We've got the bad girls, which are my girls.
00:32Brandy C, me and Lacey and Christia.
00:35And then you have the good girls.
00:37Yeah, baby.
00:39Magdalena, Aaron, Jess, Mia, Sam, Dallas.
00:44The fake girls, if you will.
00:45Morning, ladies.
00:46Morning.
00:47How's everyone doing today?
00:49Fine.
00:49I'm in such a good mood, but then I thought, you know what?
00:52Why is Dallas here? I cannot understand this.
00:54I have a note here from Brett. Good luck today.
00:56I feel the little devil horn starting to pierce through my skull.
00:59I think I'm going to have to do something about this to get Dallas out of here.
01:02Hope you're all rested, because today your skills will be tested.
01:06Are you the one that goes fast?
01:09Who puts the pedal to the gas?
01:11We'll get geared up and ready to start, because today you girls will race for my heart.
01:16The fastest four will win a date.
01:18I'm a big motorsports fan.
01:20Supercross, motocross, snowcross, any kind of cross.
01:23I'm all about it.
01:25Yikes.
01:25Let's grab some rubber, baby.
01:27Woo!
01:29Woo!
01:34Woo!
01:36Woo!
01:37Look at our bikes!
01:38Woo!
01:45Woo!
01:46Woo!
01:47Woo!
01:48Woo!
01:49Yes!
01:49Yes!
01:50Oh, look, he's jumping.
01:51Oh, hell yeah.
01:55Nice wheelie!
01:56Woo!
01:56Woo!
01:57Woo!
01:58Woo!
02:00As you know, I love to rock.
02:01Let me tell you something.
02:02There's something I absolutely love in my life, and that's motorcycles, especially motocross.
02:06Motocross is one of the most important things in my life.
02:08I grew up loving it, living for it, and I would like the woman in my life to enjoy riding
02:13a motorcycle
02:13with me.
02:14I'm gonna turn this over right now to two of the most kick-ass riders in this country.
02:19Right here, nine-time world champion, Mercedes.
02:25Over here, soon-to-be nine-time world champion, Charity.
02:28Woo!
02:32Two bitter, bitter rivals right here are gonna take their anger out on you on this test track and get
02:37you ready to race today.
02:38Oh, shit!
02:40Kawasaki got us these cool bikes.
02:42Fox Racing brought out some gear.
02:44And if you're all ready to go, I'm ready to rock.
02:46You ready to ride?
02:47Yeah!
02:48I want that day with Brett so bad right now.
02:51I just can't wait to get out there and show him what's up.
02:53Go ahead, grab some gear.
02:54Let's get ready.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:58This is so cute.
02:59It's big and it has foxes on it.
03:01This don't fit me.
03:04Go.
03:06She's pushing the helmet over my, you know, on my head.
03:09This is not working.
03:11Hi, Elena.
03:12The girls are laughing.
03:15Hey!
03:18Magdeanderthal looks like a space alien.
03:21It's not good.
03:22It's looking so bad.
03:25And I feel like there's just something coming down my pants.
03:28I'm like, wow, great.
03:30I peed myself.
03:31Let's go.
03:32Let's go.
03:33I was laughing.
03:35I couldn't stop laughing.
03:36It was the most embarrassing moment in probably my life.
03:39This here is your throttle.
03:41Just like a gas on a car helps you go.
03:43Charity and Mercedes, the two instructors, they were just teaching us the basics of a bike.
03:47Try to be towards the front.
03:49I know it's hard because your legs are really bent.
03:52Because if you slide back and shift and gas it, you'll be popping a wheelie.
03:56I'm getting so excited about riding that fucking motorcycle.
03:59I can't help it right now.
04:00I've got to calm down.
04:04You girls ready?
04:05Come on, let's ride.
04:06This is either going to be sexier than hell or somebody's going to get hurt.
04:12Look at her!
04:13I think Mia's got it down.
04:15So far, Mia's got pretty good skills.
04:17You know, she's probably my competition for the day.
04:19Go, Lacey.
04:20Go, baby.
04:21Awesome, girl.
04:22You're kick-ass.
04:23Lacey really knew how to ride.
04:25She was actually pretty good.
04:26And there's just something about Lacey that's just hot.
04:28Dallas, put your foot and pull this up.
04:31You're in gear.
04:32Have fun.
04:33The more, the little speed.
04:35If you feel like you're going to wreck, just let off that.
04:37I'm going to get on this bike and I'm going to haul ass.
04:41She's a crazy woman.
04:43There goes Dallas.
04:44Where's she going?
04:50Dallas is a disaster.
04:56I'm watching her out in the warm-up area and she's this way.
05:00And she's that way.
05:01And she's that way.
05:02Look, look, look.
05:03She's going to die.
05:04She's going 100 miles an hour straight at a trash can.
05:07She almost ran into an RV.
05:11She's a-gonna die.
05:13Dallas won my prize for craziest motorcycle rider ever.
05:17You're going to be their hardest competition because you're the fastest out of here.
05:20Now we just got to get a little control on it.
05:22You'll be in good shape.
05:24I just want to go fast.
05:28Oh, dear God.
05:35All right, girls.
05:37You rode awesome.
05:38Some a little crazier than others.
05:40Dallas.
05:40But here's what's going to happen next.
05:42We are going to break up into three teams of four.
05:44And we are going to have a relay race.
05:46The team to win gets to go on a date with moi.
05:49We're going to have some team captains.
05:51I'm thinking for the pretty and pink, we're going to have Magdalena come out here.
05:55Come on.
05:55Yes.
05:56Next coming out, purple team.
05:58Erin, please come out here.
06:00Brett chooses Erin with the motorcycle airbags.
06:04She can't even freaking see to drive because they're so huge.
06:07Last but not least, Heather.
06:10So Brett names three team captains.
06:13I'm one of them, of course.
06:15Magdalena, you're going to pick the first girl.
06:17Rodeo.
06:18Here we go.
06:19Erin.
06:19Mia doing pretty good out there.
06:22She can ride.
06:23Heather, pick one out.
06:24The girl in the pink.
06:26Laysa.
06:26Bebe!
06:28Whoa!
06:29Yes!
06:29Go with Jeff.
06:31All right.
06:32Kristia.
06:33Kristia, come on down, baby.
06:35Magdalena.
06:36Brandy rode great.
06:37Sam rode great.
06:38So we're picking teams.
06:39And all the team captains keep picking everybody but me.
06:43Brandy's going to be...
06:43No!
06:45Damn it!
06:50Erin, go!
06:51Great.
06:51I have to choose between bad and then really bad.
06:57Dallas, she sucked during training.
06:59And then there's Brandy, who I definitely do not like for personal reason.
07:04Good clown titties.
07:06I'll be sick.
07:07Pick somebody.
07:08Oh, this is difficult.
07:09Brandy.
07:10All right.
07:12What happens?
07:14We get stuck with my favorite person here, Dallas.
07:17That bitch.
07:18Dallas, bring your ass, bitch.
07:20Let's go.
07:21I have to be on the team with fucking Heather and fucking Lacey.
07:24And I was just like, great.
07:26We're all going to go over to the big track.
07:27We're going to ride.
07:28I want you to go hard, fast, heavy.
07:31Get to it.
07:31Ready to ride?
07:32Woo!
07:33We're going!
07:35Woo-hoo!
07:36Yeah, baby!
07:43All right, here's the rules.
07:44First team to complete four laps gets the prize.
07:49To round one on the track.
07:50It's myself, Brandy, and Lacey.
07:53Yay, Lacey!
07:54I'm confident.
07:56I think I've got this.
07:57I'm feeling really good about it.
07:58I am determined to win that date with Brett.
08:00All right, ladies, you ready?
08:01Woo!
08:03Oh, fuck yeah.
08:04On your mark.
08:05Yeah!
08:06Get set.
08:07Go.
08:07Come on.
08:08Go, baby.
08:09Go.
08:09Go!
08:10Go to my own, Lacey!
08:11Go!
08:12Go!
08:13Go, Lacey!
08:15Go, Lacey!
08:18Go, Lacey!
08:19Go, Lacey!
08:20Go, Lacey!
08:21Go, Lacey!
08:22I was picked last, and meanwhile, Lacey fucking fell
08:24and fucking ate it two seconds into the mofo.
08:27Go, Lacey!
08:30Go, Lacey!
08:31Go, Lacey!
08:31Go, Lacey!
08:32Go, Lacey!
08:33Go, Lacey!
08:33Get the fuck back on the bike, bitch.
08:35You're my strongest player.
08:36God!
08:37Stop!
08:37Stop!
08:40Oh, man.
08:41Her bike has just died.
08:45Man.
08:45I can't believe that fucking dumb bitch Lacey's
08:48going to lose it for us.
08:49Lacey, kick it on, girl!
08:55Lacey, kick it on, girl!
08:57Look out, look out!
08:57Look out, look out!
08:59Go, Lacey!
08:59Go, Lacey!
09:00Go, Lacey!
09:01She's in gear.
09:02Lacey gets out there.
09:03She's number one.
09:04Two seconds later, she eats it.
09:06What was that?
09:07She can't even fucking get the bike back on.
09:10Can I help her?
09:11Go, Lacey!
09:12Heather, help her!
09:12Get her out of gear.
09:13She's in gear trying to start it.
09:15We're totally fucked right now.
09:16This is ridiculous.
09:17What am I doing?
09:21Watch out!
09:23Brendan!
09:25I was so pumped up watching these girls race.
09:31These girls were fired up and they wanted to win dates.
09:34Now go.
09:36Oh, they got it.
09:37Oh, man.
09:39Go, Lacey!
09:41You got it, Brandi!
09:42We're gonna fucking lose this shit because of this stupid dumbass bitch.
09:46Oh, oh!
09:47Sorry for that.
09:50Brendan!
09:53Go, Brendan!
09:54Go, Brendan!
09:55Oh, oh!
09:56First round's done and I have to pass the bike off to Brandi C.
09:59You got it, Brandi!
10:01You got it!
10:01Come on, Brandi!
10:03I get on the bike and I'm really stoked because I look really good in my outfit.
10:07I'm so excited right now.
10:09Woo!
10:10Go, baby!
10:10Sammy, come on!
10:11Come on, Brandi!
10:15You two know it's okay.
10:17Yeah!
10:20Christina's not doing as bad as Lacey, but she's going one mile an hour.
10:23I mean, come on.
10:23Pick up the pace.
10:24This is a race, you know.
10:27Go, Brandi!
10:29Woo!
10:30Go, Sam!
10:32Get your ass out of here!
10:33Come on, Sam!
10:34Go!
10:35Come on, baby!
10:36Come on, bring it in!
10:38Come on, Erin!
10:39Go!
10:39Come on, Erin!
10:41Come on, Erin!
10:42Come on, baby!
10:44Come on, baby!
10:44Come on, baby!
10:45Come on, baby!
10:46Come on, baby!
10:46Go, go, go, go!
10:47Heather, kick ass in that thing!
10:48Come on!
10:49Come on, Erin!
10:50Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
10:55So since Lacey's fucked up, I'm like putting the pedal to the metal.
10:58I'm thinking I might be able to catch up.
11:00Come on, Erin!
11:01The blue team is back and they're all catching up to each other.
11:04It's getting kind of competitive.
11:08Mia's getting ready to ride.
11:09I think we can win that date tonight.
11:11She can do this.
11:12We're counting on Mia right now.
11:16Come on, party out!
11:17Go, baby!
11:22Go, baby!
11:22Go, baby!
11:25Go, baby!
11:25It's a race!
11:26The race is coming down to a close.
11:27I watched Dallas get on the bike knowing she had to play catch up.
11:30Watch out!
11:31Watch out!
11:32Go, baby!
11:33Go, go, go!
11:35Oh, Dallas!
11:36She's crazy, girl!
11:37She took off real time, probably 50 miles an hour.
11:42I mean, enough to kill somebody.
11:45So Dallas gets on the bike.
11:46I'm thinking there might be a little bit of hope left.
11:49She's hauling ass.
11:52Go, baby!
11:54Go, baby!
11:54Go!
11:55Go, go, go!
11:56Go, go, go!
11:57Oh, Dallas!
12:05So Dallas is flying.
12:06She hits the first bomb.
12:11Legs, arms, completely off the bike in midair.
12:16Holy shit, is she dead?
12:20I tell you, I thought she was dead.
12:24Dallin!
12:27Is she alright?
12:30Oh no!
12:31I know she's okay.
12:36She definitely went way up in the air.
12:39It was entertaining.
12:42Dallas, you're a crazy girl.
12:44I think I broke my fucking tailbone.
12:46Did you break your butt?
12:48I may have fucked this shit up, but I'm going to get on this bike and I'm going to haul
12:51ass because I'm going to win this.
12:57Oh, fuck!
12:58I'm so not getting this date with Brett. This sucks.
13:05Mia thinks she can ride.
13:07But she has nothing on me. Not a damn thing.
13:17I want to ride that damn bike like she's never seen anybody ride a motorcycle.
13:26Go, baby!
13:28I'm coming over that hill and there's another hill that I've got to go over and I see that good
13:32looking man waving that flag and all I want to do is jump that hill right into his arms.
13:44I rode it like a rodeo should and I think it turned his ass on.
13:54Rodeo!
13:56Rodeo!
13:57Rodeo!
13:59The prize, and here it is, the trophy, the date, goes to the pink team right here.
14:04The guy is going on right here.
14:07All right!
14:09Magdalena was a fucking kick ass captain.
14:11She's awesome and I can't wait for our date tonight.
14:14Tonight we're going to have a great date.
14:15Tomorrow we're going to have a great date.
14:16I'm thinking maybe tonight Magdalena and Sam have a great date tonight.
14:20It's going to be awesome and then tomorrow, rodeo and wild thing.
14:24We're going to get busy tomorrow.
14:25Hold this prize.
14:26You guys did a great job.
14:28All right, thank you.
14:28There you go.
14:29Awesome.
14:30Rodeo!
14:32Oh, baby!
14:34That was killer.
14:38Party time.
14:39All right!
14:40Let's fucking rock this place!
14:42Woo!
14:46So we get back in the limo.
14:47We're headed for home.
14:48Of course, we've got to crack open the liquor.
14:50Later.
14:51Later, scooter.
14:52I'm really in a bad mood right now.
14:54I'm pretty disappointed.
14:55I really wanted to win this.
14:56Look, Dallas has a squirrel outside.
14:58Quick, go eat it.
14:58Go eat it.
14:59I wanted to take out some of my frustration on Dallas.
15:02You know, we had some unfinished business.
15:04Do you not have pets?
15:05I used to have a rabbit and I have many rabbit skin coats.
15:09Do you have no heart?
15:10I don't have a heart.
15:11I eat meat.
15:12I wear fruit.
15:13There's not...
15:14What was Brett wearing a couple of days ago?
15:16On a t-shirt?
15:17It was a snake!
15:18Snakes!
15:19He was wearing fucking animals!
15:21So what the fuck?
15:21Why are you here?
15:22You know what?
15:23You're a fucking hypocrite!
15:24I'm not a hypocrite!
15:24He was wearing labor!
15:26He was wearing labor!
15:27I'm just laughing to myself because Dallas is just freaking out.
15:30She has lost it.
15:31I'm not getting pissed off.
15:33No, no, no, no!
15:34What?!
15:34She'll bring your ass!
15:36Don't do camera!
15:38Fucking crap!
15:39I don't want to go talk in your ass!
15:41Dallas is like, I'll fucking kill you bitch!
15:43Ah!
15:44And I was like, oh my god.
15:46You are dead to me!
15:48You are dead to me!
15:48I don't care but you care!
15:50I'm dead to me!
15:53You are dead to me!
15:54You are dead to me!
15:54You are dead to me!
15:55You're gonna carry her out.
15:56You're out.
15:58Please look at me, don't punch her, do not.
16:00Are you gonna punch her?
16:01Please don't, please don't, please don't.
16:02She has lost her mind.
16:03She needs to be committed to a mental institution.
16:06That's hilarious.
16:06You don't just call me a hypocrite
16:08and then go running off.
16:09So I'm gonna talk with Dallas,
16:10but before I do, I'm gonna go be in the correct attire
16:13for the occasion.
16:16You don't tell me that it's on
16:18if you ain't gonna back it up.
16:20You know what I'm saying?
16:21I've got my pita shirt on,
16:22I'm going after that bitch and she is going down.
16:25I need to wear all the dead animals in the house.
16:28Put them on.
16:29No, no, no, no, no.
16:30I'll hold them.
16:30Steak skit, steak skit.
16:31Put them on, put them on, put them on.
16:34Lacey is a walking piece of garbage
16:36and I decided that I should put on
16:38an all dead animal ensemble
16:40and have a fashion show for Lacey.
16:43Get alcohol.
16:43I'm going my big leather purse.
16:45Okay, wait.
16:45We're going there.
16:46We're going there.
16:48Yee-haw, baby, let's go, come on.
16:53It's on.
16:54Where is she?
16:55Let's go find her.
16:56Holy shit again.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:59What you got going on, mama?
17:04Look at you.
17:06Wow.
17:06Dallas, she walks up the stairs
17:08with her little strut in front of Lacey
17:10and rubs it in her face, but she needed to.
17:12Lacey fucking deserved it.
17:14The hole in your face that's always open,
17:15can you close it for one second?
17:16You don't cross me like that and get away with it.
17:19She won't fucking listen to me.
17:21You won't let her see if you want one question,
17:23that's it and then you're done.
17:24Open your fucking ears and listen to me.
17:25Hold on.
17:26I can play in waiting.
17:28Listen to me.
17:32Don't touch me.
17:33Sweetheart, I want to see you in one.
17:35I can play in waiting.
17:36I really don't appreciate when hoes touch my face.
17:39If you want to touch me, fucking hit me
17:41so we can fucking do this and solve it.
17:45Dallas, Dallas.
17:47Dallas.
17:47Lacey's just crazy.
17:49She's like fucking possessed.
17:51Dallas.
17:53Dallas.
17:55Where's Dallas?
17:56Dallas, sweetie.
17:58I'm trying to talk to you the whole fucking day.
17:59You're just a waste of sperm and egg, that's all.
18:01You're a waste of sperm and egg.
18:03You know what?
18:04I know I have to fucking walk away from this.
18:06If I don't fucking get away from her,
18:08I'm going to beat her ass
18:09and then I'm going to get thrown out of the fucking house.
18:11Sweetie, sweetheart.
18:12Don't touch me.
18:14Don't touch me.
18:16Sweetie.
18:16Don't touch me.
18:17Sweetie.
18:17Don't touch me.
18:17I want to see you in your fur coat.
18:19Stop touching me.
18:21Sweetie.
18:21Sweetie.
18:21I want to see you in your fur coat.
18:23Sweetie.
18:23I want to see you in your fur coat.
18:25My strategy at this point is,
18:26if I can get Dallas to hit me, she's going home.
18:29So I'm just going to push those buttons
18:30and push and push.
18:32Come on, sweetheart.
18:32Stop.
18:33Shut the fuck up.
18:36Get out of my face.
18:38Stop touching me.
18:39Show me your fur coat, sweetheart.
18:40Sweetie, show me your fur coat.
18:42Show me how pretty you look in your leather.
18:44Stop acting for the fucking human.
18:46Get off me.
18:47Show me how pretty you look in your leather, sweetheart.
18:49All right.
18:50You're just going to get hurt down the stairs.
18:51Stop touching her.
18:52This girl is fucking possessed.
18:53She is going to fuck this girl Dallas up.
18:56Get this bitch off of me.
18:57Show me how pretty you look in your leather.
18:58I'm going to hurt this bitch.
18:59No.
19:00There's no way in hell
19:01that I was going to allow any of this to continue.
19:04Get this hoe I love you.
19:06Get off of her.
19:08I said now.
19:09You've got to fight her.
19:11Stop.
19:11Get out of my dad.
19:13Don't hurt her.
19:14Don't hurt her.
19:16Don't hurt her.
19:17You are stopping her from walking away.
19:19You're a heavy issue.
19:20Now stop.
19:21Come on.
19:21Stop now.
19:22Do you hear me?
19:23All right.
19:24Now.
19:25That is enough.
19:26I got you.
19:27All right, sweetheart.
19:28I got you.
19:29What the fuck is Rodeo thinking?
19:30Why does she have to come in here and try to break us up?
19:32I haven't been riled up.
19:34No.
19:35Stand up.
19:35I know.
19:36I'm fucking straight at night.
19:37I'm not hurting Dallas.
19:38You know, so maybe I'm trying to antagonize Dallas to the point that she wants to beat my
19:41ass.
19:42So what?
19:44I've never been riled up at all.
19:46Do you see?
19:47I'm like smiling right now.
19:48I might be a southern lady, but I manhandled that bitch.
19:54Dallas is lucky that she got away from me this time.
19:56But, you know, tomorrow's a new day and we'll see what happens.
20:03All right.
20:04Where are my girls at?
20:06We got back from the motocross challenge and the girls on the pink team were anything like
20:09the way they rode.
20:10I knew I was going to have a great date.
20:12I am pumped up.
20:13I'm so excited I get to go on a date with Brett and the person who's going to come with
20:17me is Sam.
20:18I was so excited you guys won.
20:19It's very cool.
20:22Hello.
20:23And hello.
20:25We've got something so awesome.
20:27So come on.
20:28Magdalene and Sam both said they wanted to have a date where they got to know me.
20:31They didn't want to go to a big club.
20:32They didn't want to go to a party.
20:33They wanted to keep it kind of close.
20:35And I set up something very romantic, something that would give them insight into my life.
20:40And then after that I would get insight into their life.
20:44This is very cool.
20:45Is it not?
20:45This is awesome.
20:46This is just the beginning.
20:47Look at this.
20:48We've got a killer screen.
20:49Now this is part of the whole date.
20:51I want to get to know you tonight.
20:52And I want you to get to know me.
20:54But also you can see part of my life and what I do.
20:56The picture paints a thousand words.
20:58So we played a show called The Making of Bret Michaels.
21:00And it just was a life story.
21:02So they could see what my life was about.
21:04Look at my early days.
21:06Rio.
21:07Playing guitar.
21:08Uh-uh.
21:09Uh-huh.
21:10That's you.
21:11There's me.
21:11I got my first little PA system.
21:14Remind me to never wear those pants in there.
21:16No, let me tell you.
21:18Let me follow them.
21:19There's a time and place for those pants.
21:21Bret shows us this documentary of his life.
21:24It was really nice to see that side of him.
21:26Alright, so we'll continue to watch this.
21:28But you've got to tell me.
21:29Now I need to know more stuff about you.
21:31The reason why music is such a big part of my life is because I have a learning disability.
21:36It's hard for me to concentrate a lot of the times.
21:39And I really have to have somebody right there.
21:40So my creative side is broader than the other side.
21:44I'm constantly around music and it was a form of therapy.
21:46Right.
21:47And that's exactly what music is supposed to be.
21:50I was really starting to understand Samantha and where she came from.
21:54And it was really, really unique because I really felt a strong connection to Sam.
21:58If I want to work out, I put Metallica on.
22:00Right.
22:00You know, if I want to really get...
22:01Pantera for me.
22:02Pantera works.
22:03We love Pantera.
22:04We have the...
22:05That's the best album.
22:06Next time you work out.
22:07Sam was definitely, like, they had so much in common.
22:10You know, when it comes to little things, you know, she knew about the music.
22:12I'm just sitting there, I'm like, oh, really? Is that what it is?
22:15Oh, okay.
22:16Alright, now you've got a story to tell.
22:17I've never been your fan, if you know what I mean.
22:20Like, I don't want to lie to you.
22:21You didn't grow up listening to our music.
22:23No, no, I did not.
22:23So I definitely just want to let you know that I'm here for, you know, for love.
22:27Being from Poland, she did not have much exposure to my music.
22:30Which in one sense was kind of a turn-on because she was there simply to get to know me
22:34and form a relationship out of just almost bare bones.
22:38You guys want to go inside and talk?
22:40Yeah.
22:40Away from the girls, because I can see people starting to get ready to come out here.
22:45If you and I are meant to be...
22:48You'll put me in a pod like Spinal Tap?
22:50Yes.
22:51Okay.
22:51Brad's impressed by her.
22:53So I'm going to do what I got to do to get my men.
22:56So that was my little strategy there.
23:01I just felt a little awkward to see a man I like kiss my friend.
23:06Mmm.
23:07Nice.
23:08Strawberries?
23:09Nice.
23:10It's so, just one case.
23:12It's like a make-out party.
23:13Samantha, she was really scared to do because she felt really weird in front of Magdalena kissing me.
23:18It's just a kiss.
23:19Just a kiss?
23:20You know how much that means to me?
23:21That's so important to me.
23:23A little kiss is a big thing to me.
23:32I'm laughing to myself because I'm thinking, what an awkward situation.
23:36You know, I'm just like, yeah, great.
23:44It's pretty obvious that Sam had a little bit more than just a regular kiss with him.
23:55So Brett just kissed me and I think I heard Angel sing because I'm a dork.
24:01They're like, the sexual tension is fucking ridiculous right now.
24:04If I wanted to have an orgasm, I can't because everyone's watching me.
24:10Right.
24:11I'll watch you.
24:12When Sam said to me she wanted an orgasm, from that point on, my date was over.
24:15I just wanted to get on Sam.
24:17I mean, I'm willing to do that.
24:19Yeah, but when there's so many other girls that you're kissing and touching...
24:24I won't kiss or touch any of them tonight.
24:27See?
24:28I'll just play with you.
24:29I don't know.
24:30Ever again, it was tough for me to think about anything else.
24:33I would not spend the night with you in your bed because I don't know who's going to be spending...
24:38Tuesday?
24:38I don't know who's going to be spending the night with you.
24:41The night.
24:41Gotcha.
24:42I don't think I should have brought up the orgasm because now Brett's extremely turned on and I'm just like,
24:47damn it, that's not the kind of personality I want him to see.
24:49I don't want him to judge me on like how sexy I am.
24:51I want him to judge me for my mind and my heart.
24:54I had a great time.
24:55Me too.
24:56All right.
24:56All right. Good night.
24:57Good night.
24:58Good night.
25:00I don't think I impressed him more than Sam did.
25:03But I do feel like I have one little advantage because it seems like Sam has some trust issues.
25:09Good night.
25:10I'll see you tomorrow.
25:12I had a great date with Magdalena and Sam.
25:15I really felt like I was starting to connect to them.
25:17However, after Sam told me she needed orgasm, I was about ready to pop.
25:22Every road.
25:25Date over.
25:26I'm horny.
25:29John.
25:29Get my insulin.
25:33Morning, ladies.
25:34Morning.
25:36How's everyone doing today?
25:37Good.
25:37Yesterday was bitching.
25:39Yeah.
25:40Well, listen, ladies.
25:41I have a note here from Brett.
25:43Go ahead and read it.
25:44We'll see you in a bit.
25:45Awesome, girls.
25:46Motocross was hella fun.
25:48The race was great.
25:49And four of you won.
25:51Magdalena and Sam rocked me at the drive-in.
25:53Now Brandy M and Rodeo need some lovin'.
25:57It's time for the two of you to have your fun with a bitching day in the L.A. sun.
26:02Woo!
26:02We're gonna be hot and sweaty for them.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Lucky bitches.
26:07We're gonna have fun in the sun for our date today.
26:10So I totally got excited.
26:12Cause I'm wanting to see him without a shirt on.
26:14And I haven't been able to do that yet.
26:24How are you doing?
26:29I'm good.
26:31Yes, you are looking good.
26:32Come here.
26:33First.
26:35And?
26:36Yeah.
26:36I've got something so awesome.
26:38Okay.
26:38Good.
26:39You guys ready to go out for the day?
26:40Oh, yeah.
26:40All right.
26:41We're going out.
26:41Okay.
26:43Please.
26:48There you are.
26:51Fill me in last night.
26:52Give me some stories.
26:53I need dirt.
26:55What's her face?
26:56The red hazy.
26:56Lacey.
26:57Lacey.
26:57She would rather protect the animals before human.
27:00And I said, then that's when it all started.
27:02But I needed to let Brett know that I had to restrain Lacey last night.
27:06I do not want him to have that girl around his children.
27:11She was in her face.
27:12I said, Lacey get off.
27:12They were trying to grab her.
27:14She was out of control.
27:15Lacey was.
27:16Yes.
27:16On that staircase.
27:17And I was afraid that she was going to knock Dallas down and bust her head.
27:21Right.
27:21So I had to get her in a lock.
27:23To me, Lacey's either going to make passionate love to me or possibly kill me in my sleep.
27:29Ashley.
27:31Wow.
27:32Oh, Ashley.
27:32Yes.
27:33Hello.
27:38I saw you're here.
27:40Today, I've arranged just about every girl's dream.
27:44I'm going to get them the hottest bikinis ever, tailor made to fit their body by my good friend,
27:49Ashley Page.
27:50Cheers.
27:51All right.
27:55Brandy looked awesome.
27:56Made the old, just made it stand on end.
28:02They're called shocks.
28:03They're shocking the hell out of me right now.
28:05We can't wait to see you ever.
28:07Brandy might as well take a little young ass home because all he's got his eyes on is me.
28:13Being that I'm a man who cares about the way they're going to feel in these suits, I had
28:17to get right up in there and make sure that it's good.
28:19I'm doing what I'm supposed to do as a boyfriend on a date.
28:23Thank you so much.
28:24You're welcome.
28:28This is a really fun past time activity.
28:31I was like, we're going to be so bored today, but we're not bored.
28:34The girls in our room have started this wall called the Wall of Shame.
28:39And we put caricatures of each girl on them, just using natural facts that we all know about
28:45each one.
28:46Don't forget to do jazz.
28:48Okay.
28:48Give her like really skinny, like ridiculously skinny arms and legs.
28:51Because if you notice, you can see every bone in her chest.
28:54That's how we start calling her clavicle.
28:56That's a good idea.
28:58I love her.
29:00Look at her arms.
29:02She's like the best artist.
29:04She's like the best.
29:15This is a question.
29:16Are you having a good time?
29:18I'm having an amazing time.
29:19I'm having a blast.
29:20I took the girls over to the Bellage Hotel where we had one of the best
29:23dinners ever.
29:24What actually is this?
29:25What is this?
29:26Particular cheese.
29:27Do we know?
29:27This is basil.
29:28I cook a lot with basil.
29:29I usually have my own garden at home.
29:31Peppers, jalapeno peppers, banana peppers, green peppers, all the sweet peppers.
29:35It is so hard to get any words in with rodeo rum because she just cuts you off and she's
29:41always got to keep going.
29:42Because when I was a baby, I had five blood transfusions.
29:45Right.
29:45And my grandmother's blood is the one that saved my life.
29:49I collect swords.
29:50I mean, what the fuck?
29:51How does she find time for this shit?
29:53She collected swords.
29:55She had a bunch of blood transfusions when she was a baby.
29:58She was a little big diver.
29:59Rodeo, is there anything she hasn't done?
30:01All right, so tell me.
30:02Turn on, turn off.
30:04What gets you?
30:05Choke me, spake me, pull my hair.
30:06Is there a rooftop sex room up here?
30:10Oh, and she snorted.
30:11It was a snort burp combo.
30:14I have a lot of class and you just do not do that.
30:18My favorite position is doggy.
30:20Is it?
30:22We had such a great time.
30:24It was great.
30:25I got to learn a lot about both of their personalities.
30:27All right, let's go.
30:27What do you think?
30:28You ready to pay?
30:28All right.
30:31Hello!
30:32We're home!
30:34Look at what I got!
30:36Hey!
30:38When I got back to the house, I realized I have to eliminate two women tonight
30:41and I still don't know if I have connections with some of these ladies,
30:44but I know time is ticking and I need to find out fast.
30:46We're going to go find an awesome spot away from everybody.
30:50I'm so excited to finally get some one-on-one time with Brett.
30:53I just hope I don't say anything stupid.
30:56You want to be here, right?
30:57Uh, yeah.
30:57Okay, so, you know, I'm out on the road, every night's a party.
31:02Yeah.
31:03When I say party, that doesn't mean necessarily every night is a...
31:05Yeah, yeah.
31:05Can you deal with it?
31:06Um, I, I don't know, I'm pretty chill about that stuff.
31:11You know, because I'm like, I have, I have a life also.
31:14Yeah, what else, what else can I tell you?
31:16Um, like, you know, they're...
31:19I tried to have this one-on-one conversation with her and it seemed to kind of go nowhere.
31:24It just didn't seem to connect.
31:26Like, hey, look at me, I'm Mr. You know, whatever.
31:29Well, thank you very much.
31:31I mean, uh...
31:31Yeah, yeah.
31:32And...
31:33But...
31:34She had the teeniest ass I've ever seen.
31:40I felt really close to you last night and I just want to know.
31:44Hey, look, look at me when you're talking to me.
31:46Damn, I'm looking at your legs and your body.
31:48What about here?
31:49I looked at that too.
31:51I knew, I didn't even know that I liked it until I got to do it.
31:54And now I'm like, I have to do this every day.
31:56Mmm, awesome.
31:58Oh, yeah.
32:03I want you to know that I do want to be here.
32:05I'm not here for TV, I'm not here to get famous.
32:09Obviously.
32:09Yeah, alright.
32:11Yeah, she put like both hands on my chest and just shoved me and she did that like two or
32:14three times and...
32:15During the one-on-ones at night, I realized all the drama that's going on in the house.
32:18I got to deal with it.
32:20What I would love to do is to get Dallas out here.
32:23Okay.
32:24You know what I mean?
32:24And get it resolved.
32:25Meat versus no meat.
32:26So the second day, I wore my little t-shirt that said, bad people wear fur.
32:30I don't care what your opinion is.
32:32And you're like, oh, and by the way, I have three rabbit fur coats at home.
32:35Whatever you want to do with your life, I don't care.
32:38Do you know what they do to rabbits?
32:40I'm not here to date you.
32:41There's certain things...
32:42It ain't gonna work.
32:43On one side, I did grow up hunting and I liked to eat meat.
32:46And Lacey seems nuts.
32:49On the other side, Dallas and me had not connected on the right level yet.
32:53As long as you don't touch me, things are cool.
32:55Sweet, you were the one that was shoving me as hard as you could.
32:57You weren't touching my face.
32:59And if I wear any t-shirts that...
33:00It ain't gonna work in this house and one of them's gotta go before someone dies.
33:12There's an elimination tonight.
33:14And obviously, I would like to see Dallas go home.
33:16Her heart is made of ice.
33:17She's a cold-hearted, hateful person.
33:22I would feel really disappointed if I got eliminated tonight.
33:25Because he only got to know what Lacey told him.
33:28So I have no idea where Brett's going with his decision.
33:33I'm kind of feeling like I might be one of the two girls to leave tonight.
33:39Because I know I am one of the girls that he hasn't had that much time to get to know.
33:44I'm nervous about elimination tonight because I hesitated to kiss him.
33:49And I'm a little worried about that.
34:00Hello, ladies.
34:01Here's the deal.
34:02We have got 12 girls.
34:05We got 10 passes.
34:07Two of you are going home tonight.
34:08John?
34:11The reason I chose this girl is I always thought she had some game.
34:16Brandy M, you come down here.
34:19I felt like I could breathe after I've made it through the elimination.
34:22So hopefully, you know, he gets to know who I am.
34:25And I get to know him a little bit more.
34:26Would you stay here and rock my world?
34:28Of course.
34:28Awesome.
34:30You're welcome, baby.
34:34Now this girl, I still haven't felt that I've made the connection.
34:37But I want them to stay at least one more day and try to figure this out.
34:41Jess, will you come down here?
34:43I actually get chosen to stay in the house, which I'm kind of surprised by.
34:47Just because, in fact, I haven't talked to him.
34:49I barely know him.
34:49But I'm really excited that he's actually keeping me.
34:52So now I just have to bust my ass and make the time to talk to him.
34:55Will you stay here and rock my world?
34:56I'd love to.
34:57Awesome.
34:57Here goes.
35:03This is someone who I feel pretty strong about with an instant connection.
35:07Heather, will you come down here, please?
35:10If I go home and this bitch gets to stay, I'm going to get very, very pissed off.
35:14Will you stay here and rock my world?
35:15You know I'd love to.
35:17Awesome.
35:20Rodeo, will you please come down here?
35:23Will you stay here and rock my world?
35:24Yes, I will.
35:29Yes, I will.
35:30Randy C., would you come down here, please?
35:32Please.
35:34Will you stay here and continue to rock my world?
35:36Yes.
35:37Awesome.
35:39The next girl that I'd want to stay here in this house, Erin.
35:45Do you want to stay in this house and rock my world?
35:47I would love to.
35:47I would love to.
35:50Mia, would you come down here, please?
35:51Yes.
35:54Will you stay here and rock my world?
35:56Yes, absolutely.
35:58Magdalena, would you come down here?
36:01Will you stay here and rock my world?
36:02Of course.
36:03Awesome.
36:07All right, we got two passes left.
36:11Sam, you want to come down here?
36:14Will you stay here and rock my world?
36:16Yes.
36:17Awesome.
36:19It's down to me, Dallas, and Lacey.
36:23All I can think right now is please, please, please, please pick me.
36:30This is it.
36:31I've got one pass left.
36:33I've got three very beautiful girls here.
36:37The first girl that is going to be going home and the tour ends here for her is Christia.
36:46I think you are absolutely beautiful, but I just did not feel that we knew enough about each other.
36:53Oh, my God.
36:55He just eliminated Christia.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm losing my best friend, the girl that I bonded with immediately when I got to this house.
37:03The last two girls, I will say this, I feel that one of the two of you I made a
37:10stronger connection with than the other.
37:11And I feel that this person is actually pretty crazy, but there's something about that that I really liked.
37:22Lacey, would you come down here, please?
37:26Brett picks Lacey over me?
37:28He's a fucking idiot.
37:29How are you doing?
37:30A little shaken up, but much better now.
37:33Good.
37:33Dallas is going home tonight because she got into it with Lacey.
37:37I would not want to be on Lacey's shit list, that's for sure.
37:40Will you stay here and rock my world?
37:41Absolutely.
37:42The fact that Brett picked me over Dallas, I can only explain how I feel about that with a dance.
37:53Christia, would you come down here, please?
37:56I wish I could have shown him that I do have a lot of love to offer, and I think
38:07given the chance, he would have found that out.
38:10I'm so sorry, you are such a beautiful girl.
38:15I think Christia was just damn beautiful, but young and not exactly sure if she could fall head over heels
38:21in love.
38:22I know she loved rock music, but in the end, it was Lacey for me.
38:25I'm sorry.
38:32That's okay.
38:33No hug?
38:34That was not nice to Brett.
38:36Hey sweetie, don't shoot any puppies on your way out, okay?
38:41I was like, oh my god, what a bitch.
38:44That was absolutely disrespectful, Dallas.
38:48My advice to Brett would be, make sure that Lacey takes her medication every day, you know?
38:52And my words to Lacey is, she can eat my fucking shit.
38:58Sorry?
38:59I gotta tell you something.
39:00When someone don't have enough class to even come over and thank you for inviting them to your house, for
39:04treating them nice, that's pretty classless.
39:09On that note, I say let's all get together and have a beer and party and celebrate for one more
39:13night in this house.
39:14Come on down.
39:15Dallas is gone.
39:16I think I had a lot to do with that.
39:18And I'm gonna continue picking off these girls one by one until they're all gone.
39:22Alright, here's the way it is to all of us staying here.
39:24We all ready to stay here and rock this house?
39:26Alright, let's do it.
39:30Cheers, everybody.
39:32Cheers.
39:36Man down.
39:41Whoa.
39:43Good.
39:45Whoa.
39:46Digger.
39:51She's down.
39:55I'm gonna die.
39:57Fly forward, fly forward.
39:59You get balanced.
39:59Yeah, now they're doing great.
40:00I'm scared though.
40:01Can you tell?
40:02I'll keep it by the place.
40:03Woo!
40:04Woo!
40:05Woo!
40:05Woo!
40:05Woo!
40:06Woo!
40:06Woo!
40:06Woo!
40:07Woo!
40:07Woo!
40:08Woo! Woo! Woo!
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