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00:00Let's go!
00:36so sarah you've got a yellow card joe you got a yellow card rob yellow card joe yellow card
00:42bob yellow card that's our first red card oh that's oh my god it's me it's me oh no he's
00:50looking at me let's take a look they didn't say look each other in the eye did they say
00:55look each other in the eye yeah I'm so sorry but it's just not fair he fell over again and
01:18also
01:19I knew it was about to happen Jimmy yeah I enjoyed it so much Sarah I'm sorry to say
01:25you now have to come with me come on I did one of those all right you're out come on
01:40good luck you
01:42right you can laugh in here I would have gone as well what's funnier than literally falling over
01:52I tell you what it's also good Jimmy is when someone does this my favorite one that's good
01:57laughing is a bodily function that apparently bursts out of me it's just like a sneeze what it's there
02:06the head-to-head was a bloodbath red card for Sarah yellow cards for Rob and Joe license and I
02:12guess
02:12we'll never know what lice it did in the toilet maybe that's for the best all right let's restart
02:24I've made Sarah laugh yeah yeah yeah and I'm really sad about that she's the only person I like her
02:29yeah
02:29that's fair how have I got my shoes on the sofa I usually watch people on TV do shit like
02:38this and I'll
02:39be cussing what's happened to me yeah you can't you can take them off you know you know my ancestors
02:44will be turning in their grave are they dead obviously my nan's dead ages ago that was Winifred
02:52RIP so yeah yeah yeah see him slip down the stairs off her face she was draw away to go
03:01and drugs granny
03:03yeah what drugs just up paracetamol and a litre of gin before you know it she's asked backwards bottom
03:09of the stairs so it wasn't really the slip no it was my friend that pushed her she landed in
03:20the
03:20stennis daily if he brought her back up he chucked her down again yeah shame you okay what's happening
03:26with you I just in a cough she used to tell me all these little um sayings my nan used
03:32to say to me
03:32never let another man wipe your ass and I've stopped by that I'm going where are you going for a
03:45ride
03:46oh the hamstrings are too tight did you go to drama school what did you go to drama school that
03:53is so
03:53kind of you to pretend that that's even a possibility did you go strong school no did you is anyone
04:00here
04:00been to drama school you don't hear that on planes what she got like a jar of innards you hungry
04:14what
04:15you got it's my placenta what does it taste like beef beef I don't think I want to eat your
04:24placenta
04:24did you refrigerate it on the way here or is it just been in the back seat of the car
04:27in the car
04:28it's been hot it's a bit like ketchup debate do you put placenta in the fridge or do you keep
04:32it out
04:35good protein good for the brain how do you log that on my fitness pal I just put it under
04:41your gut yeah
04:48um who do you want to see next we'll get someone to play their Joker um Joe Wilkinson from his
04:54brain
04:54it could be anything I mean do you think we'll all stay in touch after this for the full sec
05:01I'm gonna
05:03watch this cuz I'm gonna see hello hi could you ask Joe Wilkinson to play his Joker please um Joe
05:13Wilkinson all right love you bye um could you Jimmy says he wants you to do the Joker now Harry
05:24he looks
05:24so sad have a rice cake no no no no no no that one hit the last one hit oh
05:42not in that dress princess
05:48oh hello again I know this is gonna be hard
05:55I was nearly laughing just at the sight of Joe and then I got very fearful of knowing that he
06:01was
06:01going to speak you may have noticed that um I'm standing in front of a large RNLI printout
06:23um this was printed for me by the production team I didn't have to pay for it
06:35um so thank you um everyone involved and the reason um I thought it was important was um the RNLI
06:48the RNLI are celebrating 200 years of being in service I just sort of do a small interlude a small
06:56briefing about the RNLI and all the good work they do and have done the last 200 years because this
07:05is
07:05meant to be an opportunity to make you laugh but there has to be some light and shade
07:16so Joe I'd rather you didn't make any noise sorry would you like the sound of the sea yes please
07:25Bob
07:27thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you it's really flailing son of a gun the
07:36Royal National Lifeboat Institution or the RNLI is a charity that provides a 24-7 lifeboat search and
07:47rescue service around the coast of the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland sorry guys
08:28why am I slaving away trying to write jokes when Joe Wilkinson can literally read a bland speech
08:34about the RNLI it's not fair you bastard you guys you're a piece of shit you bastard that was you
08:43a painfully hard he never comes in happy does he no I'll never quite get over Jimmy's walk when he's
08:54not on telly he's a lumberer he's quite kind of like that his posture's awful that was lovely well
09:00thank you a fitting tribute to those brave men yeah and women and women okay we've got another card
09:10let's have a look the RNLI is a charity that provides a 24-7 lifeboat search and rescue
09:19service around the coasts of the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland
09:48what was the spa in your face that's trade secrets okay Joe well done you'll come with me come on
09:56I thought there was a good chance I'd be out cuz I laugh a lot it's a bit like suppressing
10:00a far
10:00after a while it just becomes like bad for your internal organs come on you doors it's good though
10:21through the door yeah yeah you're in there hello darling how are you well done you were very funny
10:31fucking hell it's so hard so Joe Lycett is sunk and even the RNLI can't help him now he's out
10:39of the game
10:40let's restart the game hmm it's funny watching it in here now oh it's so much no to everyone's
10:46conversation I do need to go to the toilet and that is not gameplay that is well if he's going
10:57far you're doing the middle of the room with you I love crab dark meat as well hmm it's moist
11:06as oh you'll
11:08do a nice to show you yeah have you ever been sick on one no I've not is it really
11:13bad it's terrifying
11:15yeah I don't know that it's worth it Julia I know they are delicious face I don't know whether it's
11:20worth it oh it's just bad for you if you get a bad one man if you get a bad
11:25one you are I'd one once
11:27they got eczema from that from an oyster yeah I don't know if it was a coincidence or not norovirus
11:34have you ever had norovirus yeah that is lively it was so bad I was upstairs and it was the
11:41smell
11:41was so bad Lou up to open the windows downstairs from your ass yeah and mouth
11:51difficult you are your worst enemy yeah do you know that yeah it's been said I mean if I'm honest
11:59Rob
12:00to just to look at Rob makes me laugh he's just that guy you Rob your your panic default we're
12:09doing
12:09the same facial yeah I learned that on the modeling scene yeah do you mind me sir talking about the
12:16modeling scene huh what I really like about this is Lou's gone full on the attack tell me about the
12:24modeling scene where do I start what so um I was modeling full everything full face and bod
12:44but it was okay um should we talk about death who's a tricky customer she's got a lot of arrows
12:56in her
12:57quiver oh wonderful what's that how yourself the hell oh it's one of those electric ones the electric pens
13:07Joe got annoyed me because I left one by him oh you monster okay what are you doing to me
13:22they sent that for you I nearly got myself out with her Lou what is this please it's like a
13:28light-hearted
13:28prank what will happen with it let's give it a try I'm sorry I'm deleting you from my job does
13:34it
13:34I'm deleting you from my phone well I didn't mean for you to pick it up I just was just
13:39planting one I
13:40planted one I always click them I thought I was having a problem with my thumb no I just got
13:48an electric
13:49Mexico and saw a really like a little it's going toilet it's dog and thought it was dog took it
13:56to
13:56it's going toilet with the pen you're taking the pen to the toilet I would predict Judy will do an
14:04own
14:04goal it does feel like we're pundits in yeah this is my kind of sport Jimmy try this one oh
14:11try this
14:12wrong no thank you I can't have you say try this one and hold your vagina at the same time
14:17you won't
14:17try this one oh now that's not okay not work did you do that course I've got to say I'm
14:23enjoying this
14:24escalating I think it was like the shock try this you might do that the loose women set but not
14:28here
14:30Rob what did you do at Canterbury Tories of Management that's what my mum said when she found
14:36out do you ever go Toby the Toby Toby Carvery yeah do you go big plate little plate I go
14:47big plate
14:48this is genuinely what comics talk about yeah I had the Toby gold card unlimited tobes yeah can you
14:55imagine you had a gold card at Toby Carvery unlimited tobe he's on wow Bob's just plopped his dick on
15:00the
15:00table hasn't he it's covered in gravy okay it's time for a joker motion who do you want to see
15:09Bobby
15:10Mortimer okay oh no I'll get it cheers Joe I'm not here okay and I mean that on all levels
15:21yellow I could
15:24speak to Bob Mortimer please Ben Mortimer Bob Mortimer Bob Mortimer Bob Mortimer okay I'll just get him
15:32for you thanks Bob nice using old-fashioned phone hello oh hi Bob maybe play your joker now I will
15:42do
15:42with that Jimmy thank you Bob Mortimer he's got the most soulful eyes and I just thought oh my god
15:48you're
15:49gonna be like this deadly assassin because you're so sweet and then absolutely completely annihilate
15:56me I'm gonna sit somewhere else it's not Bob is it this is gonna be hell disaster exactly that's why
16:07I'm on the edge so I can move okay Bob Mortimer to perform a comics left in the game and
16:14key thing
16:15the only person I've ever seen make Richard laugh is Bob Mortimer I think this is gonna be tricky for
16:22people it's a kind of magic oh yeah oh oh lord one one prize one gold one golden glance
16:43of what should you be
16:46Oh Joe
16:57oh Joe
16:58a good Joe
16:58can win this day
17:00it's a kind of magic
17:02the bell I breathe
17:05inside your mind
17:36It's just magic.
17:39There can't be all this rain that lasts a thousand years will soon be done.
17:56There can't be all this rain that burns inside of me.
18:09There can't be all this rain that burns inside your mind.
18:19I'm gone.
18:21I'm totally gone.
18:23There can't be all this rain that burns inside of me.
18:51There can't be all this rain.
19:25It's a sort of unfathomable brilliance, Bob's.
19:29It's beyond analysis.
19:31There's kind of Bob and then there's everyone else, in a way.
19:33And not just in here, I just mean wherever you are.
19:36Even if you're in Tesco's, it's the same applies.
19:39Oh, well done, Bob.
19:40Well done.
19:42I mean...
19:43Wow.
19:46That was great.
19:48Bob, that was brutal.
19:50That was absolutely brutal.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Yeah.
19:53I thought that it was going to make me laugh.
19:56It's so ridiculous.
19:57So I had a very, like, gladiator face on.
20:01And I thought, just for a moment, I thought I saw Richard maybe going to laugh.
20:05But no.
20:05Okay, Joe there, he covered his face to stifle a laugh.
20:09Yeah.
20:09That's not allowed.
20:10I'm going to put him on the naughty step.
20:11Okay.
20:13Foxes.
20:15Would you take it?
20:18Joe, you covered your face.
20:20During Bob's Joker, which is against the rules, your punishment is to sit on the naughty step.
20:27Now, I'm sure you know how a naughty step works.
20:30You sit on the step and everyone else will line up...
20:33..and whisper something naughty in your ear.
20:36Oh, hell no.
20:38Please, take your punishment.
20:39Assume the position on the naughty step.
20:42When I got sent to the naughty step, my immediate thought is,
20:44Jimmy's an absolute piece of shit.
20:48Do I sit on the top bit or the lower bit, Jimmy?
20:51The top bit, you fucking idiot.
20:57Oh, that is better.
21:03Oh, I'm going to whisper something.
21:05Okay.
21:08Do you know where those electric pens are?
21:11Because I really want to use it in the toilet.
21:14I could do with two of those, to be honest with you.
21:17Are you holding your nose? Is my breath smell?
21:20Lovely breath.
21:22I'd have a lovelier time with my breath and the electric pen.
21:26Mm-hmm.
21:27What did you do?
21:29Thank you!
21:31Judy's tactic, I believe, on the naughty step was to insinuate
21:35that she wanted to take something that was vibrating
21:39and pop it in her drawers.
21:42Is that okay?
21:43What are you doing?
21:44Are you queuing up?
21:45Bloody hell.
21:48I've got to get in there.
21:50You won't be out of here otherwise.
21:54You're doing a really, really good job at showing off.
21:59Oh, you smell rich.
22:00Loads of good bits.
22:03Mm.
22:11Joe Wilkinson, I've been watching you.
22:15You are the face of a cobbler's thumb.
22:21You are the face of an abandoned pug.
22:30But your humiliating grace does shine through, so stick it out.
22:34Yeah?
22:37Shall I do mine?
22:38Yeah, come.
22:40This thing where sometimes when I blow my nose,
22:42something comes out of my eyes and I think that it's not,
22:45but I don't know if it's normal.
22:46And I asked the doctor and he said it's normal, but is it normal?
22:49No.
22:55Oh, here we go.
22:56Lou's going to laugh at her own line.
23:02Naughty tauty.
23:07He's gone.
23:08He's gone.
23:12Oh, thank God.
23:13So we can laugh now.
23:14We can relax now.
23:15What did you do?
23:17She basically blew in my ear and said naughty tauty.
23:26I'm so sorry.
23:27Well, to be fair, it was the speed you came at me which was...
23:30That's nice.
23:31You know, it is a game and he did laugh at naughty tauty
23:34and that's on him, really.
23:36Here he comes.
23:38Oh, shit.
23:40Oh, straight out.
23:43Do you want to have a look?
23:44Let's have a look at it.
23:47Naughty tauty.
23:51Naughty tauty.
23:52Naughty tauty.
23:53That's what did it.
23:54Yeah, she came at me at speed, though.
23:56It's good stuff, Jimmy.
23:57We were so expecting utter filth from you.
24:00Tying it down.
24:02Naughty tauty.
24:02Yeah.
24:04Okay, come with me.
24:06See you go, sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:07So sorry.
24:08He's out.
24:08Come on.
24:09End of the road for Wilkinson.
24:10Doors.
24:11And then there were seven.
24:15Nice.
24:16Nice you're in here.
24:16I bet it is.
24:17Is it?
24:18Of course it is.
24:20Everyone move up.
24:22Naughty tauty.
24:24Naughty tauty.
24:25I love Jo Wilkinson.
24:27You still have to play the game.
24:28So that was very conflicting.
24:31Lou, she is evil because she tells you she's a safe space.
24:36And she's not a safe space.
24:38She's pooling.
24:40So, Jo Wilkinson is out.
24:43Night-night, my sweet prince.
24:44Hopefully, we'll meet again one day.
24:47Or hang on, you're here.
24:48You're right next to me on the sofa.
24:49We're gonna restart the game.
24:57I've put my parents in an annex.
25:00How's that working?
25:01My mum's a hoarder.
25:03What does she hoard?
25:04Weirdly, children's toys and board games.
25:07Are they child catchers?
25:09No.
25:09But do you know what the most interesting thing about hoarders is?
25:12No.
25:13If you clean out their place, if you gut it, they will die.
25:16Has that happened?
25:17Yeah.
25:18What, they just...
25:19Just give up.
25:20Stacey Solomon must be killing them all over the place.
25:22She's got blood on her hands, Solomon.
25:24The trauma started,
25:25because it always starts with newspapers on the very bottom
25:27and it will have the dates and the...
25:30So they hoard the newspapers. This is interesting.
25:32I used to keep a scrapbook of businessmen.
25:38And I would cut them out from the business section.
25:41A businessman?
25:42Yeah.
25:43I just like pictures of businessmen.
25:44When did you realise you was quite unique?
25:47I don't know.
25:48I still regret throwing those files away.
25:54I'm a qualified social worker and I'm a mum,
25:57and my heritage is Jamaican.
25:59So we've got a kind of look that we give our children.
26:03So I was just trying to, you know, sit in that place.
26:09What I like is that you, at the moment,
26:11both look like you're on security.
26:13Yeah.
26:15I'm fucking not you.
26:18That's what security is like.
26:21Isn't it?
26:21On Primark.
26:22Right, yeah.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Gotta say, I don't straightforward wanna commission this cop show.
26:31Wow.
26:32Wow.
26:32Yeah, wow.
26:33Cos it's got two women in that, yes?
26:34That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
26:38Yeah.
26:39From the person who's been labouring to reboot Cacney and Lacey night and day for the last two years.
26:50Have I got a really red shot, bloodshot eye?
26:53A little bit, yeah, I think, stop touching it now.
26:55Do you know, do you mind, I've just gotta use a cotton bud in my eye.
26:58Yeah.
27:01Got an itchy eye, got an itchy eye.
27:11Fair enough.
27:16Hang on, I've got a little treat for you.
27:18I think this might be very good.
27:21Just like I'm scared for her.
27:25Oh God!
27:29He's got, like, clown shoes on.
27:31I'm right here.
27:32What do you reckon?
27:33Oh no, don't do that.
27:35Well, I'd love to see you laugh.
27:37Rob, do you wanna see my party trick?
27:38No.
27:39Well, if you're gonna be like that, I won't sing it with passion.
27:43That's torture.
27:43Oh!
27:45I went to the eye hospital.
27:46And what did they say?
27:48They said your eyes are just big.
28:00Woooo!
28:02Woo-hoo!
28:07Woo-hoo!
28:07Woo-hoo!
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