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01:01Bye, everyone.
01:02OK, that's not all, though.
01:05Oh!
01:08Let's have a look.
01:11Why has Daisy not got up off the ground?
01:15Hey, me.
01:15Yeah, you've been on the floor the whole time.
01:20It's quite distracting, actually.
01:26I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
01:28Yellow card.
01:28Oh, no!
01:31Oh, gosh.
01:33That really annoyed me.
01:34And that was me laughing at the fact that Jimmy had pointed out how unbelievably lazy I am.
01:41Bye!
01:43Sure.
01:45Come on.
01:46Come on.
01:47Right, cheers later.
01:47See you, Nanny.
01:48See ya!
01:49Good luck.
01:49Oh, I love you.
01:50Cheers later.
01:51Oh, I did well, man!
01:53And in fairness, Stanley Dyer.
01:55I know!
01:58Hey, goody!
01:59Don't take a seat.
02:01Very good.
02:02So random.
02:03That is the best.
02:05That was great.
02:06I can still smell him.
02:08What?
02:08Do you think they'll bring Keanu Reeves in for me?
02:10Yeah, I'd love them to bring Keanu Reeves in for me.
02:12Oh, yeah, he'll be here.
02:13He'll definitely be here.
02:15Oh, goody!
02:16Danny Dyer, you knew you was my weakness.
02:20Please be careful when you're offering out that tongue.
02:25So, Lazy Daisy gets a yellow and Rudy Judy gets a red.
02:29On we go.
02:30Danny Dyer, everyone, let's give her a round of applause.
02:31Yeah.
02:33Love it, too.
02:34Thank you so much.
02:35See you, Danny.
02:36Bye, Danny.
02:37Bye, Danny.
02:38Have a lovely one.
02:38You know what the problem is, if you laugh hard, then you just kind of open up.
02:42If I'd held that first laugh a little bit shorter, then I wouldn't have opened up, like, that laughing fit
02:49side in me.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Okay, let's restart the game.
02:57We're back again.
02:59Did anyone notice that Danny Dyer has one of the largest testicles on the European mainland?
03:06It's the truth.
03:07It's huge.
03:07Where did you notice that?
03:09Because I didn't see him.
03:10On his left side.
03:11Yeah.
03:11That's why you won't see him out of jeggings.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Okay.
03:16Joe, the clock is ticking.
03:17Now, if you'd stayed in there, what would you have done as your next bit?
03:21Absolutely none of your business.
03:24Well, go and do it.
03:26Go back in there and do it.
03:27Joe, Joe.
03:29Do you think Rob would find it funny if I farted?
03:32Rob would find that funny.
03:33Yeah, yeah.
03:34But then I've got to do that on TV.
03:35Give it a go.
03:35No, I don't really want to do that to me.
03:37Give it a go.
03:38What have you got to lose?
03:40Well, dignity.
03:41Dignity, potential.
03:43You've got to think about how much you're starting with.
03:46Exactly.
03:46I mean, there's been a run on the bank in terms of dignity.
03:55Lou, Lou, Lou.
03:56Richard's hunting Lou.
03:57Richard's hunting Lou.
03:58Here we go.
04:00She's down.
04:01It's like in Jaws when they've got three spears in her.
04:03They've got some spears in.
04:04You've got to take her down.
04:05She's so close to going.
04:06Because she's going down underwater.
04:07She's dragging the boat.
04:08He would find a weak fish and then kind of swarm them
04:12until he got like a smirk or something.
04:15He was unbelievably dangerous, Richard.
04:19I actually don't...
04:20Are you through it?
04:21Yeah, I think I'm through it.
04:22We had a couple of spears.
04:23It was pulling the boat and then it was snap free.
04:25What caused it?
04:26He said she had no dignity.
04:27And the conversation started, I said,
04:30I think Rob would probably find it funny
04:32if I went over and parped on him.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Because I've got the measure.
04:36But what was that?
04:36Was that the part?
04:37What was that?
04:40Oh, no, Lou.
04:43Yes.
04:44Oh, ho!
04:46Yes!
04:47Yes!
04:47Yes!
04:48The spears were in.
04:49The spears were in.
04:50The boat was dragged.
04:56Damn it.
04:57Oh.
04:59My first yellow card was me laughing at myself.
05:06But you haven't had a yellow yet, have you?
05:08No.
05:09We're all there apart from that tit.
05:12Let's not start throwing stones.
05:14Let's not start throwing stones.
05:15Oh, I'm so pleased.
05:17I'm so pleased we got her.
05:20Doors.
05:24Oh, dear.
05:26Should we take a look?
05:27Yes.
05:28Yes, please.
05:29Take a look.
05:30I said, I think Rob would probably find it funny
05:32if I went over and parped on him.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Because I've got the measure.
05:36What was that?
05:36Was that the part?
05:37What was that?
05:41Oh, no, Lou.
05:43Yes.
05:44The spears were in.
05:45The spears were in.
05:48Yes.
05:48It's an old goal.
05:50OK, yellow card.
05:51The only person without a yellow card is Ayawadi.
05:55Yeah.
05:55And that's because of his childhood, ultimately.
05:57That's ultimately, yes.
05:58My strategy is defence to grimly plod on
06:02and just hope everyone else falls.
06:06OK.
06:06Yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card.
06:08No yellow card.
06:09I'm going to go and restart the game.
06:11Well, we've all got to...
06:12We've got to...
06:12Yeah, we've got to take him down.
06:14Yeah, we've got to do an assault.
06:15Because the next time we're out...
06:17Tickle him.
06:17What does he like?
06:18Maybe if we did a Shakespeare play.
06:19I'm here, by the way.
06:21OK, we'll go over there from there.
06:23Yeah, but that's the problem.
06:26Lou gets a yellow card.
06:27And if you want to know who the man to beat is,
06:29just listen to what I say when I walk through the tunnel.
06:32OK, I mean Richard Arwardy, clearly the man to beat.
06:37There he is.
06:38Where have you been?
06:40I'm just sorry, I missed you there.
06:41I've been worried sick!
06:43What did I miss?
06:51I saw him smirk into the fridge.
06:55Did you?
06:56How did you see me smirk into the fridge?
06:59What, you saw through my back?
07:03He likes films and he likes old stuff.
07:06I'm here.
07:06Do you like carry-on films?
07:08Why have I suddenly mutated into a third-person proposition?
07:11Does anyone have any Charlie Chaplin?
07:14What are you doing?
07:14I don't... I'm just... I'm just stroking the chair.
07:17It's not right.
07:17Could old-fashioned physical humour work?
07:21Oh, gosh, that was so alarming.
07:24That was so alarming.
07:25Could old-fashioned...
07:26Could old slapstick...
07:27It's not old-fashioned.
07:30Oh.
07:31What was that?
07:32That's a performance area, I think.
07:34Did it sort of get anywhere there?
07:36Because my next thing, I was sort of going to tie it around there.
07:38Don't.
07:39For yourself, Lou, don't.
07:41But for you...
07:42Also, yes and no.
07:45Yes and no.
07:47This is nice.
07:48Try and change the subject.
07:50It's nice.
07:51I always forget what to do.
07:53Go and sit down.
07:56Can you go and sit down on the surface?
07:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
07:59We've sent Joe back in to cause trouble.
08:08Ooh!
08:09You got the rights to this song!
08:13Stars...
08:13Is it Stars in the Eyes?
08:16I thought we killed him.
08:17Oh, no.
08:18Oh, no.
08:19Yeah, I'm doing Stars in the Eyes.
08:21But, er, you can't legally say it again.
08:26So...
08:26Hello and welcome to the show
08:29that has the most talented singers in the country.
08:33And you don't have to dress up talent,
08:35but we do because we love dressing up.
08:39So who will our first star be?
08:41By day, he's a window fitter.
08:43But tonight, he's going to fit through our window.
08:46Fit and ready for success.
08:48It's star guest number one.
08:51I'm from Chinnam, near Basingstoke.
08:54My name's Gary Swale.
08:56I have a wife, Carol.
08:58She's a raw iron welder.
09:00And I have two grown-up children.
09:02My eldest lives abroad
09:03and my youngest is currently employed by Nat West.
09:06Which is fine.
09:07I'm a part-time student, studying art.
09:12When I left school, I went to be a window fitter.
09:16I really love to do art for a living.
09:19I'd like to get a diploma in art.
09:23Nearly finished.
09:25Just draw the tip.
09:26OK.
09:28I've done hundreds of different jobs.
09:30Everything from being a window fitter's assistant
09:32to being a window fitter.
09:35But I'd love to just do my art.
09:37I'd work in any area of the arts or entertainment.
09:40Except for tap dancing.
09:44He'll need a steady drawing hand to hold the microphone tonight.
09:47Please welcome Gary Swale.
09:51Oh.
09:51Hi, Gary.
09:52Hi, Gary.
09:53I hear you do the pools.
09:54Yes, every week.
09:56Cool.
09:57So, tell us who you're going to be tonight, Gary.
10:00Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Olly Murs.
10:06Olly Murs.
10:07Of course you are.
10:08Tonight, singing live, it's Gary Swales as Olly Murs.
10:25Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright.
10:38Round, young, virgin, mother and child.
10:47Holy infant, so tender and mild.
10:54Sleep in heavenly peace.
11:01Sleep in heavenly peace.
11:07It's Olly Murs in Jesus sandals.
11:11Congratulations, Gary Swale as Olly Murs.
11:18I loved Joey Stars and the Eyes performance.
11:21Because we've been surprised by so many people,
11:22we thought that Olly Murs was genuinely going to come out.
11:25And when that just tall guy came out,
11:28we were like, what is this?
11:30We're really losing our minds at this point.
11:32I think these guys are hardened.
11:33They feel like something's happened to Rob,
11:35something's died inside of him.
11:37It feels like people have been to jail.
11:38They've got institutionalised.
11:39Institutionalised.
11:40I didn't mind it.
11:41Yeah.
11:44Oh, there he is.
11:45So funny.
11:47Matthew Kelly, everyone.
11:48Really good.
11:49Can't believe Olly Murs was there.
11:51I know.
11:52I love the fact he was 30 seconds behind the music.
11:56Mate, I'm so glad it's done.
11:58Because that was good.
11:58That was really good.
11:59It was the sketches of the penises.
12:01Yeah.
12:02I always shrug with a cock in detail.
12:04Mmm.
12:05I like the accuracy of the pubes further up the shaft.
12:08Sometimes when people draw penises,
12:09they just aim at pubic.
12:11Yeah.
12:12And that actually can creep up.
12:14With age or...
12:15Where does it go?
12:16Status.
12:17It's encroaches on the bell.
12:20Oh, really?
12:21You've got a hairy penis.
12:22Really?
12:23The end of it's hairy.
12:24If your penis is hairy,
12:26you've got a hairy penis.
12:27Oh!
12:28Right.
12:30He's getting close.
12:31Bob, do you have that?
12:32So, if you twizzle...
12:36Yeah, what?
12:37Yeah, Bob's struggling as well.
12:39If you twizzled them, you could ring the bell.
12:43I've not tried, but potentially, yeah.
12:46LAUGHTER
12:49I'm such a...
12:50I'm just sniffing out own goals there front and centre.
12:52I have to calm down.
12:54My biggest problem was getting someone to laugh,
12:56then I would laugh.
12:57So, from that moment, I was like,
12:58you've got to shut up shop here, Rob,
13:00because you're going to take yourself down.
13:03PHONE RINGS
13:04PHONE RINGS
13:05PHONE RINGS
13:06Can I just say something?
13:08What is the worst trolling comment you've ever seen online?
13:13Can I say what mine was?
13:14Directed at you?
13:15It wasn't at me.
13:17It was a video of, like, this old couple in an old people's home.
13:22And somebody, like, just that they've been married for so many years,
13:25and somebody commented...
13:30If two old people go out for a meal...
13:35Oh, dear.
13:36She's going to make herself laugh.
13:37Oh, yeah, she is.
13:38LAUGHTER
13:40Oh, dear.
13:44They make more mess than a...
13:46Go on.
13:49Baby in a high chair.
13:51Mate, you've just sunk your own ship.
13:52You've just...
13:54She's tall torpedoed herself.
14:00Wowie, wowie.
14:05LAUGHTER
14:06Oh, shoot!
14:07Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:15Oh, I was furious with myself.
14:17I was so furious with myself over something so stupid.
14:22And that came out of my own mouth!
14:25I just suddenly thought it was that old guy coming out there.
14:27I can't even hear what it was.
14:29What was it more mess than...
14:31If two old people go out for a meal...
14:34Somebody commented this.
14:35Yeah.
14:35They make more mess than the people.
14:40LAUGHTER
14:40Under your video?
14:42They're under a video of these...
14:43These lovely old couples who are still...
14:46LAUGHTER
14:49You just walked into the middle of the room and just went...
14:54LAUGHTER
14:56LAUGHTER
14:59LAUGHTER
14:59LAUGHTER
15:00LAUGHTER
15:01LAUGHTER
15:02LAUGHTER
15:11It was like a hand grenade, right?
15:13Because I was going to throw that out to them to make them laugh.
15:17And the problem was I couldn't...
15:19I couldn't...
15:20It didn't leave my hands.
15:21It exploded in my hand and killed me.
15:25Doors.
15:29Did they make you sit over here on your own?
15:31No.
15:31Have they ostracised you from the group?
15:33Is it like...
15:33She did it to herself.
15:34Is it like Lord of the Flies?
15:36I don't know, can they smell weakness?
15:38LAUGHTER
15:38I'm very happy to sit here in solidarity.
15:41Yeah, you've been a great help.
15:43Should we remind ourselves what happened?
15:46LAUGHTER
15:47Oh, God.
15:48Take a little look.
15:48Look at the screen.
15:50And somebody commented,
15:52if two old people go out for a meal,
15:54they make more mess than a...
15:57Go on.
16:00Baby in a high chair.
16:02Mate, you've just sunk your own shit.
16:04She's just torturpedoed herself.
16:08LAUGHTER
16:12Oh, my God!
16:14Like G-Falls.
16:15LAUGHTER
16:18OK, um, and you brought that up and then this happened.
16:25I'm so cross with myself.
16:28Oh, Daisy.
16:28I'm so cross with myself.
16:30I love you all.
16:32You're coming with me, come on.
16:32You're out of the game.
16:33It was a wonderful way to go.
16:34I mean, what a way to go.
16:35It was so wonderful.
16:36Good luck, guys.
16:37Well done, Daisy.
16:40It's a man alive.
16:42Daisy, that was so funny.
16:43This is getting serious now.
16:45Oh, God.
16:46It's very stressful.
16:47You'll like it in here.
16:48Oh, God.
16:48It's fun in here, you can laugh.
16:50Oh, God.
16:50I don't want physical contact.
16:52And it does rub people up the wrong way.
16:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:57Can we all move down once?
16:59LAUGHTER
17:03Amazing way to go out, mate.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:05Stunning.
17:07I was really gutted when I got the red for that.
17:10I genuinely was really gutted with myself.
17:13Cos I think I could have gone all the way.
17:17Daisy Mae Cooper with the biggest own goal
17:20in the history of this show, which, to be fair,
17:22is only about four hours, but still.
17:25OK, we've got half of you out.
17:27Half of them are still in there.
17:28Let's restart the game.
17:29Well done, Daisy.
17:30Well done.
17:36For a young divorcee, you look really lovely.
17:39Oh, really?
17:39For a young divorcee...
17:40What's the age bracket for a young divorcee?
17:43For a young divorcee.
17:4434's quite young, too.
17:45I'm not 34, though.
17:47How old are you?
17:4737.
17:48I'd sort of say that, sort of...
17:49Old divorcee?
17:50No, I'd say medium.
17:52Like, sort of medium-rare?
17:53Medium-aged divorcee.
17:55Are you divorced?
17:56Yeah.
17:57Was it because of your diarrhoea?
18:01It can come between a man and a woman.
18:03Big can.
18:03Especially if you're spooning.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:07I call it the quicks.
18:10And if your husband's got the quicks...
18:12Run from the room.
18:14Leave that room.
18:15Don't you ever stop.
18:16And don't look back.
18:17And don't ever think of pulling the chain.
18:19It took a turn and I remember being so ashamed because I said to Harriet,
18:23did your husband leave you because of your diarrhoea?
18:25I thought, why did I say that?
18:27It's a lovely Harriet.
18:28I don't have diarrhoea.
18:29Oh, I just assumed he had it.
18:31Well, your ex-husband is telling a different story.
18:34And he's here now.
18:36Yes, he's behind that curtain.
18:37And he shit his pants.
18:39Yeah.
18:39You can smell him.
18:40Everyone's going a little bit silly, I think.
18:43And we just need to just rein it back in again.
18:46PHONE RINGS
18:49I've got quite this problem.
18:50I've got quite a simian face.
18:51It's quite a big face.
18:52So, I can look quite chimp-like.
18:54Look.
18:55I feel like I'm hallucinating.
18:57Let's just do that a bit in my show, aren't I?
18:59Yeah, right.
19:00In your comedy show?
19:01Yeah.
19:02Obviously, I used to finish my show just by pulling my trousers up high.
19:04So, I used to go and basically just sort of a bit of a cheap gag.
19:11I was just telling what I used to close my comedy show with,
19:13which is pull my trousers up and walk about.
19:14Oh, it is funny.
19:16I see, yeah.
19:16I see the visuals.
19:18That kind of thing.
19:19And then, like, cos that's funnier than not doing that, isn't it?
19:21Yeah, like, that is.
19:22And then cos that's there now.
19:24What?
19:24So, you dress like a fisherman?
19:26Rob, are you OK?
19:27No.
19:28Yeah, that is...
19:29I think it's excellent.
19:31Yeah, it's really good.
19:32Do you know what I mean?
19:32It's quite as a visual.
19:33It's fun from the back as well.
19:35But if you're at 360...
19:36That is good.
19:37He's a front and back artist.
19:39Rob Beckett, funny from the back.
19:41He's got a weird-shaped body.
19:42He's from the 1930s.
19:44He's got the longest arse in the world.
19:47He's long, he's got no depth.
19:51No, but it's got to be a film or a, you know, like, something like that.
19:55Like a...
19:58You're right?
20:07I went to the fridge just to get a drink and I opened it.
20:11No drink, but Alison Hammond can't drink Alison.
20:17Yeah, I know.
20:17She's not a refreshment.
20:22You all right, Rob?
20:25I love you, Alison, but I'm going to have to give you a bit of a wide burr.
20:27All I'm saying is you deserve a better dressing room by now.
20:31That's an infectious laugh.
20:33It's like Ebola.
20:33It's the Ebola of laughs.
20:35Yeah, you can't go near her when she's laughing.
20:37How long have you been in that fridge?
20:39All day, babes.
20:40All day.
20:40It's been a long day.
20:42You all right, Bob?
20:43I didn't frighten you too much, did I?
20:45The difficulty is, is there will be a moment when we close this fridge
20:48and it will feel like a rejection.
20:54Don't close me off, Mum.
20:55No.
20:56I've been closing myself emotionally to bubbly people my entire life.
21:00It's pretty crazy.
21:01It's so difficult, Alison.
21:01Yeah, now we're all a little bit on the edge.
21:03I feel really rude to you, Rob.
21:05A little bit rude, but, you know, you've got to do what you've got to do, Bob.
21:08Yeah.
21:08If you want to be rude to Alison, that's on you, you know.
21:11It's so difficult.
21:12Why don't you just have a chat to Alison?
21:13She's a lovely lady.
21:14If you've never met her before, just have a chat about things.
21:17It'll set me off.
21:18That's the thing.
21:19Rob's selling it.
21:20She's in the house.
21:21Come with me.
21:22No.
21:22Come here, Bob.
21:23No.
21:23I fear Alison.
21:25Come here, Bob.
21:28Why?
21:29Come on, Bob.
21:29Come over here.
21:30I'm going to laugh, Alison.
21:31That's why.
21:32We've got a guest in the house.
21:34Alison's here.
21:35You look after the guest.
21:36No, no, you look...
21:37I know, Alison.
21:38I'm trying to introduce...
21:39Bob, I'm a big fan of yours.
21:40Come over here.
21:41But, Bob, you don't want to ruin this great game by you...
21:43I haven't got a call, wasn't it?
21:44Bob Mortimer rude to Alison Hammond.
21:46Oh, Rob's playing dirty now.
21:48That'll be in, like, the newspapers.
21:50It'd be trolled.
21:51Get in here and have a look.
21:52You'd be trolled for days.
21:52Have a little look in that face.
21:55What are you doing in the fridge?
21:56And let Alison unload on you.
21:58I absolutely love fridges.
22:00I spend a lot of time at fridges.
22:02You're a fridge dweller.
22:04OK, I've got to go.
22:06Sorry, guys.
22:07Right.
22:07Do you need to shut her?
22:08Shut me off.
22:09See you later.
22:10Bye, Alison.
22:11We love Alison Hammond.
22:14We love Alison Hammond.
22:17Wonderful Alison Hammond.
22:32And there she was.
22:34I'm not bald.
22:35I'm balding.
22:36Yeah.
22:37There's a big difference.
22:38You could get a hair transplant, but...
22:41What's the point?
22:41I feel it looks all right, mate.
22:43Well, that's very kind.
22:45I keep thinking that I should get it all cut off.
22:47I think everyone must be thinking cut your hair off.
22:50But I trust my wife and my wife says she'll tell me.
22:53So I can only trust.
22:55I think...
22:55She has to live with it.
22:56You can do anything you want, really.
22:58People will still love you.
23:00You don't want a breadstick?
23:06LAUGHTER
23:21Oh, dear.
23:22Oh, dear.
23:23Oh, dear.
23:25No, thanks.
23:33Is that trouble?
23:34Are you back on?
23:35So there's one hour left.
23:36Who do you think is going to win?
23:38Wilkinson?
23:38Who's your money on?
23:39I'll still stick them with Judy.
23:41Oh, thanks.
23:45Seriously, Judy, who do you think is going to win?
23:47I don't know. It's between Richard and Bob.
23:49What do you think, Josie?
23:50There is nothing that can penetrate Richard.
23:53There's just nothing.
23:55Bob keeps saying I have diarrhoea and I just don't want that out there.
23:57No.
23:58I'm trying to date again and I just...
24:00It's not...
24:01What do you do with diarrhoea when you've got it bad?
24:05I've never had it, so I wouldn't know.
24:08You've never had it.
24:08Some days you just don't leave the house.
24:10You just strap in.
24:11Oh, hello, everyone.
24:12Time to change things up.
24:13Bob, Richard, you're going head-to-head in a special challenge.
24:17You're going speed dating.
24:19Oh, perfect.
24:19You'll just need to make small talk with each other.
24:22You know, it should be easy as long as one of you
24:24is massively socially awkward.
24:27Please take your places.
24:28I think that's it.
24:28At the table.
24:29Oh.
24:30The game starts when the bell rings.
24:32Good luck.
24:33Now, this I do want to see.
24:37The biggest challenge in this was to make Richard laugh.
24:42The biggest challenge for everyone.
24:47You seem like a really nice person.
24:49Why do you date and what's happening with you and yourself
24:54that you're dating at speed?
24:57Oh, God.
24:57We've all been on a date like this.
24:59I'm not dating so much.
25:01No.
25:03What I am doing is looking for a night out.
25:07Do you know what I mean?
25:08A nice night out.
25:09I do know what you mean.
25:12Do you like to swim?
25:16Not incredible distances.
25:17Do you want to go for a swim?
25:18No, I don't want to go with a swim.
25:19You won't come for a swim?
25:20Please don't.
25:21So you don't like adventure?
25:22I do like adventure.
25:24Would you come with me now for a swim?
25:25Would you come with me?
25:26I would like us to do some drawing under a horse.
25:32We could get under that horse.
25:34Yeah, I would.
25:34We could even sketch on the horse's belly.
25:36I would like to do that.
25:37Yeah.
25:38You're my type of guy.
25:40There are times when you're under a horse where it can get real.
25:45Yeah.
25:46And it can get real fast.
25:49Everything under that.
25:50Real fast?
25:51Real fast under the horse.
25:52Because you've got horse flies.
25:54You've got whatever the horse is dealing with.
25:57Not with my horse, mate.
25:58What's your horse?
25:59There's no horse flies near my horse.
26:01That's a promise.
26:04Richard is struggling.
26:06Oh, good grief.
26:08Anyway, do you have anywhere in your house that you can hide away?
26:12So, you know, just be by yourself.
26:14Let's talk about intercourse.
26:18OK.
26:18Is it on the table?
26:19No.
26:20OK.
26:23Is that OK?
26:25No.
26:26No.
26:26I assumed you were just looking for a fingering.
26:34At loo, go and sit down and watch Richard and Bob get to know each other.
26:40Sit down and look at them.
26:45You've got lovely thighs, by the way.
26:47Yeah, I work on them.
26:48Your eye's not so good, but lovely thighs.
26:50No, this one's weeping.
26:51Yeah.
26:52And this one's a write-off.
26:53That one's buggered, isn't it?
26:55Oh, dear.
26:58I haven't even asked your name.
27:00Tony.
27:01Hiya, Tony.
27:03You're nice.
27:03Do you mind me asking about your parents?
27:05I like to do what I call a background check.
27:08Yes.
27:08For fun.
27:09Yes.
27:09What did your parents do?
27:10They worked for NASA.
27:12Right.
27:13That's the supermarket, yeah?
27:14Yeah, in PR.
27:15Yeah.
27:16And one was on meats, and the other was on cheeses.
27:20Meats and cheeses.
27:21Always pleases.
27:22Always pleases.
27:26What do your parents do?
27:27Are they still with us?
27:28Erm, my father came...
27:33Ow!
27:35Oh!
27:41Tell us about your father.
27:43My father.
27:44My father.
27:46My father.
27:47My father.
27:48Your father?
27:49Yes.
27:50What did my father do?
27:52What did he do?
27:53What did he do?
27:54What didn't he do?
27:55He came up with new ideas for biscuits.
28:00He, erm, designed a very long biscuit.
28:04A metre long.
28:07Yeah?
28:07Crispy.
28:08Crunchy.
28:09One metre long.
28:10Yep.
28:11Tried to flog it to Crawfords, to Pete Freenes, to the lot.
28:16Ow!
28:17Wouldn't touch it.
28:18Gosh, that's brutal.
28:20Yeah, so...
28:20The biscuit industry is one of the hardest industries to break into.
28:24That and arms.
28:26Arms dealing, biscuits dealing.
28:28Would you invest in arms?
28:30My mother was in arms dealing.
28:32She sold swords.
28:36Oh!
28:37Oh!
28:42Oh!
28:46Oh!
28:48Oh!
28:49Wow!
28:50It was like Missy Ronaldo, that was.
28:52Wow!
28:53That was great.
28:53That was great.
28:54That's no good.
28:55I can't believe you took him down.
28:57That's so...
28:57That was amazing.
28:59Doors.
29:01Here's the result.
29:03That looked incredibly difficult.
29:05That's no ideal.
29:06OK, let's...
29:07Let's take a look at what happened.
29:09Would you invest in arms?
29:10My mother was in arms dealing.
29:12She sold swords.
29:20A victory there.
29:22Yeah, yeah.
29:22A victory there for...
29:24I mean, I can't believe...
29:25A straight kill shot.
29:26A straight kill shot.
29:27A straight kill shot.
29:28Arms dealing.
29:28Swords.
29:30Bob Mortimer, everyone.
29:31It's so bad.
29:33It's...
29:33Finally, someone has broken Richard Arway.
29:36I'm very happy to have gone down to an arms dealing swords woman.
29:39I was really chuffed with myself.
29:42Never saw that coming.
29:43OK.
29:44Everyone here has a yellow card.
29:50If you laugh, you're out.
29:51I'm going to go in there.
29:52I'm going to go in there.
29:53I'm going to restart the game.
29:55Good luck.
29:57I feel like I'm constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown and I don't know when it's
30:01going to happen.
30:02I'm in trouble here.
30:03I've got my face.
30:04I'm going to have...
30:05Can I use anything to pull it down?
30:08My concern is, you know, the floodgates could open.
30:12You've got 45 minutes left, everyone.
30:15Wow.
30:1545 minutes.
30:17Door.
30:18Stay in there.
30:21It's sudden death in there.
30:27One mistake and they're out.
30:31They've all just got a bit of Vim now, haven't they?
30:33Yeah, that's it.
30:33They're all back in the game.
30:34Level playing field, last hour.
30:37Where was this?
30:38Like a sort of dogging area near Ashford in Kent.
30:41Ryan.
30:44Lou's going to win this possibly.
30:45I like it for the size of a Ferrero Rocher.
30:47Say that again.
30:48We're running out of time.
30:49I'm going to bring someone back from the top.
30:54The worst prostate exam I've ever had.
30:56Wow.
30:58That was tight.
31:02I'm calling it.
31:29single.
31:53Holy twist andancery,
31:55that's the building stuff.
31:55I don't know it.
31:55I'm calling it outside shape.
31:55Remember to remind everyone of our slaves.
31:55Hope ouramo Hotbears.
31:55411 Foundries.311
31:56Foundries. That was
32:00You
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