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00:30Did you just call me Ed? My name's Ned
00:31Sure for Editor-in-Chief. I saw you, Mayor, talking fast to one another and I thought, you guys want
00:36to save some time? Watch this
00:38Well, it worked
00:40Okay, so
00:42Local man, Victor Premins, stuffed a Dyson in his pants and walked out of an East Toledo Target as a
00:48joke
00:48But the prudish store manager didn't get the punchline
00:53Crazy
00:53It is. Who is your source for this article?
00:56Victor Premins
00:57The man who stuffed the vacuum in his pants
01:01Yeah, it's a hilarious joke
01:02Okay
01:03Did you get any other sources for the article?
01:10I did not
01:11No, right
01:12I want you to consider that Victor may have been lying to you
01:15That he only said that it was a joke because he got caught
01:18Um, okay
01:25I think this could be the lead story in the also news
01:29Happy?
01:30Yeah, thank you
01:32Oh yeah, I started something called the also news and Adam is the star reporter for the also news
01:39As journalists, we are going to get lied to
01:41But one of our jobs is to separate fact from fiction and to place commas correctly, right?
01:47It was one comma, let it go
01:49Yeah, okay
01:49Yeah, so I wrote a sad story about a woman who owned a pet pig
01:53Um
01:55The pig was also named a vet, so that didn't help
01:57So I thought, as we're all still new to this, we could play a little game to train our instincts
02:02The game is called Two Truths and a Lie
02:04It's fun
02:04Uh, the drinking game, right?
02:06Oh, I would actually prefer not to drink at work, if that's okay
02:09We're not going to drink, no one's drinking
02:16Okay, pair up and get your B.S. detectors out
02:23Travis
02:24Should I get Mare?
02:25Oh no, she's on deadline
02:27Right, Mare?
02:28Right Mare?
02:29Hey, Mare
02:29I'm on deadline
02:30Okay
02:34Remember, you're listening for the ring of truth
02:37And the clonk of lies
02:40Okay
02:43Go
02:44Okay
02:46I buy a new toothbrush every week
02:47I can't feel pain on the bottoms of my feet
02:49And I once missed out a phone number and accidentally called Martin Lawrence
02:52Okay, well, you don't have that many good stories
02:55So I don't think you would have held on to the Martin Lawrence thing for that long, right?
02:58Unless it's not the Martin Lawrence that we all know and love
03:00Oh
03:02May I please see the bottoms of your feet?
03:04No
03:05Martin Lawrence is a lie
03:07Nice
03:07Very good
03:08Very good
03:09That was good
03:09Thank you
03:10I once knocked out Muhammad Ali
03:16And?
03:17And what?
03:18Okay, who doesn't have any good stories?
03:20Oh my goodness, you reach Martin Lawrence
03:23When you hear that beat, you know what to do
03:24What?
03:26Well, the first time I called him, he thought I was his niece
03:28And we had this really sweet heart-to-heart about my spending habits
03:32But ever since then, it just goes to voicemail
03:35Holy Christ
03:36Who's this?
03:37He just texted, stop calling this number
03:39Oh my goodness, you know what to do
03:43Oh my goodness
03:45Oh my goodness
04:08Are you kidding me?
04:08Can you send me his name?
04:09For real?
04:13All right, Adam's piece was picked up by the also news, so we are one article short
04:19Oh, how terrible
04:21Oh, Ned is still here
04:23Perhaps he has cockroach DNA
04:26Do you know cockroach?
04:29That you try to smash it, but then it doesn't die
04:32He turns on his back
04:34You know, that's Ned
04:36And you pretend that you're happy that he's alive
04:40Ned
04:41Yeah
04:42I really want this to succeed
04:47Thanks
04:47What is our wire cutter?
04:51What is our wordle?
04:53We need things which keep people's minds off the bloody news
04:58You have to remember our core audience is people on toilets
05:02I have an idea
05:03Oh my God
05:05How long have you been there?
05:07The whole time
05:07I thought you were a pile of shirts
05:10Uh, yes, Mayor, let's hear it
05:12Uh, so in the 90s, the paper used to do this section called Shame on You
05:16We'd like uncover a business scam and catch him in the act
05:20Oh, that's okay, that's good, I like that
05:22Yeah
05:23I've got a list of businesses who wouldn't advertise with us
05:26So you can select your targets from there, Mayor
05:29Mayor, do you have a business in mind?
05:31Okay, I just bought a new mattress
05:32Do you know the scam with mattress stores?
05:34Ugh, okay, so basically they all carry the exact same stuff
05:37But change the name so you can't compare prices
05:40False advertising scam
05:41Good, yeah
05:42Let's do it
05:42Okay
05:44Okay
05:45Okay
05:45Great
05:49Nat
05:50Yeah
05:51I'm so sorry about the disappointing news
05:54You must be very sad
05:58What's, uh, sorry, what?
06:01Oh, because you don't know about Mayor
06:04Mayor, the woman whose parents named her after a horse
06:08She's leaving us for a hotel business
06:13What?
06:15No, that makes no sense
06:17I literally just sent her out on a story just now
06:20Sadly, I got a call from Mr. Bob Willis at Radisson
06:25Checking for her references
06:27She got accepted to a concierge training program
06:32Which we know it's bad
06:35It seems like that's what she wants
06:37She didn't say anything to me
06:39She's embarrassed
06:41I mean, it's giving up her dreams for a paycheck
06:45Or maybe she just doesn't believe in you
06:47She's, she's the only one here with any reporting experience
06:51I will never get a fair hearing from that
06:54I mean, I could be the most amazing reporter on this planet
06:59Some people say I am
07:01But I could never beat the sex ferraments that Mayor is putting out there
07:06I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk to her about it
07:08Wait, wait
07:08What? What? Why do you want to do that?
07:10Because she's our best reporter and I don't want to lose her
07:13And?
07:14And what? And what?
07:16You think she's a beautiful woman from a certain angle with the right light
07:19Oh, okay, no
07:20Um, hey, uh, uh, that is incredibly inappropriate
07:26She's your favorite
07:27I saw you looking at her like a dog on my auntie's leg
07:32Christ, no, no, no, no, stop that
07:33That is not, hey, stop that
07:35I would not do that
07:36I barely, we've been, she works with me
07:41My mistake, I apologize
07:42Good
07:43Actually, it's good because I thought this would have been more bad news for you
07:47But now I feel that I can tell you and it's not going to hurt your feelings
07:50Yeah
07:51Okay, because Mayor, she's, uh, you know, asessuale
07:57I don't, what
07:58She's asexual
08:01Like, she's not a sexual person
08:04I don't
08:04She's not, really, she's not
08:05Okay
08:05That's why they want her at Radisson because she is a diversity hire
08:10Sure, I, I, I don't, uh, that's not any of my
08:13Yeah
08:13Business, whatever way she, I don't care about that
08:16No, no, no, it's just that she's asexual
08:19I got it, stop
08:19Like, this is what she is
08:21First of all, whatever way Mayor wants to live her life is her choice
08:26Oh
08:26Okay
08:26Yeah
08:27Second of all, are you sure?
08:30Vous devriez vous demander. Je suis sûre qu'elle serait OK pour parler de ça avec vous, parce que vous
08:36êtes son son boss. Vous êtes curieux de sa sexualité.
08:40Non.
08:40Et si les juristes de l'H.R. disait quelque chose de ça, je vais vous remercier.
08:48Euh...
08:48Nîmes ?
08:51Je vais essayer de faire un papier ici. Je ne peux pas perdre mon meilleur reporter à la Radisson.
08:58Peut-être qu'ils m'ont arrêté à la Radisson.
09:05Hey !
09:06Hey !
09:07I'm sorry, I'm just printing these out and then I'm off to the mattress store.
09:09Nope, not at all. I'm not rushing you, just take your time.
09:13We've been around a hundred years, we'll be around a hundred more.
09:18Um...
09:18If you have to put odds on us succeeding, you know, near future, long term...
09:24Mm-hmm.
09:25What are you feeling?
09:26Draw out a number.
09:2795%.
09:2895%.
09:29Wow.
09:30I'm leaving 5% open in case of Asteroid, which would be a shame, because that would be a great
09:34story to cover.
09:36Good story.
09:36Yeah.
09:36But otherwise, no doubts whatsoever.
09:38Hundred percent.
09:40Asteroids are real.
09:4295%.
09:42Wow.
09:43Well, you can't beat those odds.
09:46I'm sorry, 95%.
09:48It's delusional, right?
09:51And a little nerve-wracking, considering he holds my career in his hands.
09:54Unless he's really amazing. I mean, he did sell a crazy amount of toilet paper.
09:58Okay. I'll see you later.
10:01No, don't, don't, uh, don't leave.
10:03What was that?
10:04Let's hunt down the mattress door story together. You and me.
10:08You just want to come to some mattress doors with me?
10:12Because you've got such a fun job. Let's both enjoy it.
10:15Sure. Woodward and Woodward's boss.
10:19And Bradley.
10:20Okay, you actually knew that.
10:24Oh, you run so athletically.
10:30Hey, Chief.
10:31Hey, just because I'm your editor-in-chief, you, uh, you don't have to call me that.
10:34Uh, I wasn't. I'm just, I'm not good with names.
10:40Um...
10:40Ned.
10:41Ned. Ned. Ned.
10:43Ned. Ned. Ned. Ned. I knew it was something old-timey. Ned. Got it. Ned.
10:48Is this...
10:49Anyways, two truths and a lie.
10:50Hmm. It was very helpful.
10:52And since I finished my article already, I wanted to know if I could do it with somebody else.
10:55Like for, like for practice.
10:57Hmm.
10:57Maybe, um, Nicole.
10:59Travis, or...
11:00Yeah, yeah, Travis is cool, but I was thinking more like, uh, Nicole.
11:05Whoever you want.
11:07Okay, I'm gonna tell Nicole you said to do it.
11:08Thanks, Fred.
11:09All right.
11:11Detrick.
11:12I don't really think of him that way.
11:14My type historically has been know-it-alls who don't really like me, so...
11:19Pretty much the complete opposite of Detrick.
11:25Oscar.
11:26Uh, may I approach?
11:28You may.
11:30So, me and Mir, we're working on a really interesting piece.
11:33It's called-
11:33I don't care.
11:34It's called Shame on You.
11:35I know you don't care.
11:36Well, nope.
11:36I know you don't.
11:37And no pressure, all right?
11:38No pressure.
11:38I'm not putting any pressure on you.
11:40I can see that.
11:42Just in case it's not done in time, would you mind whipping up another Sudoku for the paper?
11:47That last one was just-
11:49Well-
11:49It was so good.
11:50I couldn't look away.
11:51Thank you.
11:52I'm pretty busy.
11:53Okay, totally.
11:54It's just, I know you're good with numbers.
11:56Could be fun.
11:57Well, saying that work is fun-
11:59Uh-huh.
11:59Is a form of pressure.
12:01Quite frankly, it's giving me PTSD from an old boss.
12:05Okay.
12:06I apologize.
12:07No more pressure.
12:08So, I'll put you down as a maybe.
12:10Don't count on it.
12:11Okay?
12:14Maybe I'm amazed.
12:17I don't know why Ned wants us to play two truths and a lie, but he's the boss, so, uh...
12:22Yeah.
12:25Sushi?
12:27Where'd you get that sushi?
12:29There's no sushi around here.
12:31Um, I hate to disagree with you right off the bat, but they have it at the gas station.
12:36Ew.
12:37When'd you get that sushi?
12:39You haven't left all day and your car was here when I got in.
12:43Okay, the noticer.
12:44Yeah, that's what they call me.
12:46Cool.
12:47There's a new noticer in town.
12:53Alright, um, how about this?
12:55I asked you a question.
12:57If you don't want to answer it, you, uh, eat a piece of sushi.
13:00It's not that bad, for real.
13:03Well, there's your lie.
13:06Okay.
13:09Okay.
13:09Okay, so what kind of couple should we be?
13:11Just a regular couple.
13:13Uh, not regular.
13:14Uh, hetero.
13:16Uh, cis.
13:17I don't understand.
13:18What are you asking?
13:19No, I just mean, are we bougie?
13:20You know?
13:21Or are we cheap?
13:22Are we too online?
13:23Are we not online at all in a way that's kind of weird?
13:25You know?
13:26Do we have kids?
13:26Do you want kids and I don't?
13:27It's kind of tearing us apart.
13:28This is making you at all uncomfortable.
13:30We don't have to be a couple.
13:32At all.
13:32What?
13:33Alright?
13:33We can just be brother and sister.
13:37We're buying a mattress together?
13:40Our mom gets debilitating bladder infections.
13:45She's, she's incontinence.
13:46Oh my god.
13:46Oh my god.
13:47We're just a couple.
13:48Okay?
13:49And keep the mom thing in your back pocket if everything goes wrong.
13:53I am so sorry to hear about your mother.
13:55Thanks.
13:56Thank you.
13:56It's his mother.
13:57We're actually married.
13:58I'm also her boss.
14:02At a sleep research facility.
14:06Where we keep things very professional, right?
14:08We, we, we don't use any of the beds at work.
14:11For, this would be our home mattress.
14:14Where we, where, it'd be our, we're...
14:17So, we're actually doing that whole, like, going around price comp thing.
14:22And we were super interested in your Stay Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam.
14:26Right, honey?
14:27Yes.
14:28Yes.
14:28Yes.
14:29Right over here.
14:30Oh.
14:30Great.
14:31$1,900 for a queen.
14:33Great.
14:33And now your ad says that you match any price, right?
14:36That's right.
14:37As long as it's the same mattress.
14:39Totally.
14:39That's great, because we actually just saw one over at Twice Upon a Mattress
14:42that looks identical to the Stay Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam, but it was $15.50.
14:46Would you honor that price?
14:49Ah.
14:49I assure you, this Stay Cool Hybrid Firm Rest Foam is exclusive to our store.
14:54Oh.
14:54That's too bad.
14:55Since I'm a sleep researcher and my wife is the person who shaves people before our experiments.
15:01A nurse?
15:04It's more specific than that.
15:07We could really use these savings.
15:09I wish I could help, but the lumbar support, it definitely will.
15:14Do you mind just checking for us, though?
15:17She's very thorough.
15:19Yeah.
15:20I'm just gonna go, um, let me see if I can get my manager.
15:23Thank you.
15:24That'd be great.
15:32Hi.
15:33I am incredibly sorry about my limp.
15:36I hurt my foot last night.
15:39About my match.
15:41Darts playoff final.
15:42We won.
15:44I scored the winning double.
15:46Hmm.
15:47This happened afterwards.
15:48I was mugged.
15:49Nearly mugged for the winnings and trophy.
15:51Ken, I heard you dropped a dart on your foot.
15:53I did indeed, sir.
15:54This is just our bi-weekly budget meeting with Marv in which we have absolutely nothing unusual planned.
16:02And if I am rubbing my hands together slightly, it's because it's chilly in here.
16:06Everybody here?
16:07Yes, I believe we are all here.
16:10Well, let me double check.
16:13One, two, three, four.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:17Where's Ned?
16:18He was going to be the fourth person I counted.
16:21No, Ned.
16:21Yesterday he said that his time is too precious to waste it with boring, pointless meetings.
16:29Does Ned think this is one of those?
16:32Impossible.
16:32Surely.
16:34Hmm.
16:35Interesting way to make an impression.
16:37Right?
16:38Should we just call him?
16:39Oh, no, no, no, Ned.
16:41He knows about this meeting.
16:42I left him a note.
16:43She left him a note.
16:44Alright.
16:47Oh, mob me up.
16:49Marv's office budget meeting in a bit.
16:52Yes.
16:52Classic shorthand.
16:54Ned doesn't have time to read the whole sentence while he's flirting all day long with that U.S. troop.
17:02Okay, would you rather be able to speak to animals or speak any human language ever that you want?
17:10Speak to animals.
17:12Yeah.
17:13No one talks to animals.
17:15Right.
17:15Um, we could talk about your bird.
17:17Um, well, Cardi B was given to me as a gift and then I just, I just got attached.
17:23Who gives a lot bird as a gift to someone?
17:25So much work is like handing someone a baby.
17:27That's psychotic.
17:28It's pretty psychotic, right?
17:30Yeah, no, this, this guy I used to date.
17:33Oh, um, what happened?
17:34Was the, the bird the last straw?
17:36No, his wife was.
17:38Ooh, um, let's, let's keep going.
17:43Um, what's, um, what's your, what's your favorite brand of ketchup?
17:52Where the heck is this guy? I'm starting to get worked up.
17:55Don't get worked up, Marv.
17:57Ann's right. I'm not gonna get worked up. Let's get him on the phone.
18:02Ann?
18:07Yes, Marv. I think we should start.
18:10Nad is so gifted at delegating to me. Let's start.
18:15False tomorrow, man.
18:16Oh, well, it was time for me to stretch my legs anyway, so.
18:21You okay?
18:21Yeah, five, good.
18:24Right, so, first on the docket, paying for stories.
18:29Turns out we have to do that, legally.
18:33Otherwise we don't own the stories. Huh.
18:35Oh, no, really?
18:37I mean, that's going to cost more money.
18:40That's a big problem.
18:42Maybe we could stop doing original stories and we could go back to the way it was before Ned.
18:49At least until we figure out what's going on.
18:52Hmm.
18:53Well, we don't have unlimited money to throw around.
18:57We're all in agreement, but, I mean, that's why we should just wait till Ned gets here to talk about
19:02this.
19:03His absence has done his talking for him. Don't you agree?
19:07Don't you?
19:11Before we continue, I have to use the restroom. Please.
19:18Please.
19:21So formal.
19:28All right. Whatever.
19:30The fix is in. Ned is going to get screwed by Esmeralda and Ken.
19:35But if I go against them, Esmeralda will hold it against me forever.
19:45This one's actually pretty comfortable.
19:47Oh, yeah, the relaxer cloud. It's the one I went with.
19:50You spent $2,200?
19:52Jesus, no. It's for the queen. Mine was like $600 on sale.
19:56$600?
19:57Yeah.
19:58What's that, like a twin?
19:59Mm-hmm.
20:01What?
20:03I'm sorry, I served our country. I got used to a narrow bed in the army.
20:06No. Yes. Army. Got it. Army? Come on.
20:12You cannot choose what kind of bed you want to buy. That's just the way you were born.
20:17If buying a twin bed is what feels right, then that's what's right.
20:21It doesn't make you any less of a reporter. It doesn't make you any less of anything.
20:25It just means you've got more space in your bedroom to buy a desk to do more reporting.
20:30Oh, my God. I just like being held, okay?
20:34I mean, what's the point of sleeping with someone if you can't even feel them because the bed is so
20:38big?
20:39I mean, a king bed? It's like, okay, good night. See you tomorrow.
20:43Hope nothing bad happens to you in your sleep because I'd never know about it.
20:47I mean, Cindy is never coming back.
20:49She's getting her manager.
20:51Are you kidding? We've been here like 20 minutes.
20:53She said she was coming back. She has to come back.
20:55Otherwise, she's leaving herself open to a bad customer service review.
20:59She's coming back.
21:02Yeah.
21:06Oh, you know what? Um, this, uh, is my dad.
21:10Mm-hmm.
21:10Um, I'll be right back.
21:16Hi, Mr. Willis. How are you?
21:18Yes, no, I am absolutely interested.
21:22Um, could I just have until tomorrow morning to get back to you?
21:27Thank you so much. You have a good day as well.
21:29Okay.
21:31How is he?
21:33Um, he's okay.
21:34COVID for like the fourth time.
21:41Cindy?
21:45Cindy?
21:45She's not coming back.
21:47Cindy!
21:49I mean, I don't think she's coming back.
21:52This is unreal.
21:55Hey.
21:56What?
21:56Hey, look at this.
21:59Dayton Bulb Manufacturers.
22:01It's a mattress supplier.
22:02You have that in there?
22:05Yes.
22:05Direct number.
22:06We've got a mattress store caller ID.
22:09Should we?
22:10I don't know. Should we?
22:11I think, I think we should.
22:13Okay.
22:14I think I am.
22:15Okay.
22:15I think I am.
22:16I think I'm doing it right now.
22:17Okay.
22:17Well, let me make sure.
22:19Of course, you can come back right now.
22:21Yeah, you're good.
22:24Hi.
22:24No, it's not Cindy.
22:25She's in the back.
22:26This is Ned calling from her desk with a question.
22:29I hope you can help me.
22:32Great.
22:32Yes.
22:33Could you cross-check the different mattress names that you have on file against the model number that I have
22:37here?
22:38Fantastic.
22:39Thank you very much.
22:40It's AP 182928.
22:46Thank you, Amanda.
22:47Yes, I've got a pen.
22:48Yeah, yeah.
22:48If you could give me the different names.
22:51Uh-huh.
22:52And what else?
22:53Oh, my God.
22:54Amanda, that's f***ing great.
22:55Sorry.
22:56Excuse my language.
22:58Thank you so much.
23:02Wow.
23:03So, we all agree, right?
23:05Yes.
23:06This is the end of the experiment.
23:08Bring back wire stories.
23:10Save money.
23:11Easy math.
23:12I would talk to Ned before we pull the plug on originals, but he's AWOL.
23:18No other cuts in the budget?
23:20No, sir.
23:21It is airtight.
23:22Like a puppy in a purse.
23:26Okay.
23:27I did find one thing.
23:29There's a line item for a storage unit that apparently we've been renting for nine years.
23:36Turns out it's an apartment unit.
23:40This is actually a very funny mistake.
23:42Um, so what it was, was Enovate, if I recall correctly, rented me a very small furnished apartment
23:49for a couple of weeks when I first moved over from St. Albans.
23:52And that somehow, God knows how, got filed as a warehouse.
23:58Oh my God, can you even imagine if some of my stuff is still in there?
24:04No.
24:05Huh.
24:06That's odd.
24:07What's this?
24:08No.
24:09No, no.
24:11I mean, that's just...
24:12I think the simplest thing to do would be to get rid of that.
24:15Um, just in terms of, we don't want to throw good money after bad by looking into it and hiring
24:21an investigator
24:22or all of that sort of stuff.
24:24Okay.
24:24So maybe we just put the money back into the newspaper.
24:26Yay.
24:27Journalism wins.
24:28Hmm.
24:28Good.
24:29Good.
24:29Glad we figured that out.
24:31I'm glad we figured that out.
24:32I'm glad we figured that out.
24:34Wow.
24:35You're such a little wiz kid.
24:38Ha.
24:38Wiz kid.
24:39I'm 55, but thank you.
24:40So, little wiz guy.
24:42Okay.
24:43Fine.
24:44I'm 59.
24:45You got me.
24:53Wow.
24:54Okay.
24:55Y'all are still here.
24:56Don't you people have jobs?
24:58We should probably say that we are reporters from The Truth Teller doing a story on consumer protection.
25:04I knew your mother wasn't sick.
25:06We confirmed with the manufacturer that your stay cool hybrid firm rest foam is in fact
25:11the exact same model as the one at twice upon a mattress.
25:14Also, my sleep mattress, hammock matters, got your back mattress, perfect sleep mattress,
25:18cloud evolution, pillow mattress.
25:21Which should qualify them for the price match guarantee.
25:23They're the same bed.
25:24Okay.
25:25All right.
25:26So what?
25:27There's no proof other than some scribbles on a piece of paper.
25:30If you want to just end right over.
25:35Oh, yeah.
25:36Mandy.
25:39Booyah!
25:40Shame on your ass.
25:42All right.
25:43Oh, no.
25:45I actually hate this job.
25:47Oh.
25:49I hate this stupid polo.
25:51They make you pay for yourself.
25:53I was too scared to be a geologist and now it's too late.
25:58So, get your notepads out.
26:00Let's burn it all down.
26:04Let's get some water and then we can get into it.
26:06Yeah.
26:06I'll help.
26:06Why don't we get some water?
26:07I'm gonna write it too.
26:08We're all good.
26:09I'll write it.
26:09We will.
26:22Hey.
26:24I actually have a lot of work to do.
26:27It'll just take a second.
26:29Um, so it was hard to crack, but I think I figured it out.
26:32So, your two truths are you do hate camping and you are allergic to pecans.
26:39And the lie was, um, you dated a married guy.
26:47Yep.
26:49You nailed it.
26:51There we go.
26:52Uh, thanks again.
27:10How do you sleep at night?
27:15That's great.
27:16It is, isn't it?
27:18It's great.
27:19I thought it was.
27:20Yep.
27:21God, I just hope Cindy finds peace.
27:27Listen, I have to be honest with you.
27:30I was perhaps a little over-exuberant earlier on with my 95% assessment of the paper's chance of success.
27:40Oh.
27:41Well, the industry is in shambles.
27:44People hate reporters right now.
27:47I mean, our staff.
27:49Sucks.
27:50No.
27:51But it is what it is.
27:5395% was optimistic.
27:55Sure.
27:58It's probably closer to 85.
28:04Okay.
28:06Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm, according to a poster in my middle school hallway.
28:12So.
28:13Mine said, uh, breakdancing will result in expulsion.
28:16Sure.
28:16So.
28:16I don't know.
28:18I'm young.
28:19The hospitality world will always be there.
28:22Hey, I'll see you tomorrow?
28:25Yeah.
28:27Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
28:29Cool.
28:33All right, buddy.
28:35Yeah, night, dude.
28:38Also, who could break up buddy and the dude?
28:42Yeah.
28:43I'm feeling good.
28:45Another one down.
28:46We did good journalism.
28:49And...
28:50There's a budget meeting?
28:53Shoot.
28:54Uh...
29:02Shame on them.
29:05Anne!
29:06Right here, Marv.
29:08Don't fire Ned.
29:11You never told me to fire Ned.
29:13I would have written it in my book.
29:17Then who'd...
29:18Who did we fire?
29:21Nobody?
29:23Good.
29:51One, two, one.
29:54One, one.
29:54Four, five.
29:57One, two, one.
29:58Yeah.
29:58Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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