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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30It's a bit of a sewer clog situation, allegedly.
00:33Well, Marv will finally see what old Ken Davies is capable of when he is given total control of a
00:39project.
00:39These may look like ordinary ice creams, but in actual fact, they are sample rolls of peppermint-scented toilet paper.
00:49This isn't ice cream! It's toilet paper! Why does it smell like dessert?
00:54It's peppermint-infused tissue, madam, in the shape of the thing it smells of.
00:58What about that? Do you not understand? I'm sorry.
01:00No.
01:01No, no, chill! You have to chill!
01:04Drive. Drive. Drive!
01:07Keep going!
01:08And remember, softies is quality because softies cares. Drive.
01:11Drive.
01:12Drive.
01:13Drive.
01:14Drive.
01:15Drive.
01:29Drive.
01:29Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:59They might also just love growing squash and all shop at the same poncho store, but come on
02:06Also, my neighbor's son is down there and he missed his mom's birthday, so I promised her we'd get to
02:10the bottom of it
02:11I'm not 100% sure it's a cult, but it's a fun story for Mir
02:16And I got the gas money approved, so that's fun too
02:23Hey, ready to go?
02:26Um, I'm not going
02:27What?
02:28Last night, I had a messed up dream
02:30It was a guy in it, he was wearing a red poncho, he handed me a robe, and he said,
02:35Brother Detrick, Don this
02:37I didn't even know I knew what Don meant
02:41But I Donned it
02:42So you dream joined the cult?
02:43I just don't think I should go, I'm too susceptible
02:47Oh, this is the squash collective?
02:49I can go with you if Detrick can't
02:51Uh, why?
02:52So you can be my bodyguard?
02:54No
02:55Because it's my favorite stall at the farmer's market
02:58Love to see where they grow it all
02:59If someone tries to hurt you, I will just let them
03:02Can I come?
03:03All right
03:03Yeah
03:04Yeah
03:07Don't drink the Kool-Aid, okay?
03:09I won't
03:10All right
03:23A few weeks ago in the archive room someone found a picture of Barry when he was 30
03:31And he was very handsome
03:33So that image stuck in my mind for several days
03:37But then Barry did something very inappropriate
03:40Because when you think about a man that way
03:43He knows that he can come into your dreams
03:47And he can have his way with you
03:49I am very sorry to say that Barry took that liberty
03:54If it happened once, it would be okay
03:56Because I was willing
03:59That was a mutual attraction
04:00But then it happened every night
04:02Like Barry has come every night
04:07Unbidden into my dreams
04:10And he has had me
04:12I have my needs
04:14Like everybody else
04:16Maybe more
04:17But he is insatiable
04:20And then the day after
04:21I come into the office
04:23And he pretends like nothing happened
04:25How dare he
04:31New comment
04:32On my South Pacific review at the Stranahan
04:35Do you get paid by the adverb over there?
04:38Write less pretentiously, asshat
04:40Oh man
04:42GoMudHens10 strikes again
04:44It's brutal
04:45You know who this is?
04:47GoMudHens10 is a troll on our website
04:49Who pounces on us
04:50Every time we make a tiny mistake
04:52And also includes some weirdly dated
04:55Internet meme insult from 2012
04:57Wow, your third article about Brooktrout this week
05:00It's amazeballs how you refuse to broaden your scope
05:03Er-mer-gerd
05:05Tangling modifier alert
05:07I don't understand any of that
05:10Epic fact check fail
05:12This is funny
05:14GoMudHens10 is funny
05:16Yeah
05:16They're so mean
05:17But they're always right
05:18Yeah
05:19Not that they're right in this instance, boss
05:23Yeah
05:24It's totally wrong
05:25Stop doing that!
05:26Stop doing that!
05:28Get away from the truck here
05:29Try!
05:30Try!
05:31Try!
05:32Don't!
05:32And remember
05:33Stop these in quality
05:34We can stop these cares
05:35Right?
05:36So you're saying this wasn't your idea
05:38Well, I mean for the sake of gallantry
05:41I would say it was my idea
05:42But
05:43To be completely honest
05:45I'm compelled to say
05:46That it was the idea
05:48Of someone else
05:52Named
05:54Nicole Lee
05:56The girl from the newspaper
05:57She can be a forceful little madam
06:01Well
06:02I don't know what series of decisions led us here, Ken
06:05But Channel 5 offered to have you come on this afternoon and apologize
06:08For which mistake, sorry?
06:10For as many as you can fit in to eight minutes
06:12That's all they've given us
06:14Mm-hmm
06:15Well, I would be absolutely delighted to do that
06:18Serving children ice cream that turned out to be toilet paper
06:23We were indeed serving children ice cream that turned out to be toilet paper
06:28Yeah, that's a good assessment
06:29All right, we leave right now
06:31It'll take us like four hours and change
06:35Oh
06:37Wow
06:37You just sit on it
06:38It's clean trash
06:40It's clean trash?
06:41Uh-huh
06:41It's dry
06:42All right
06:44You had a dream where you had sex with Barry?
06:47No
06:48Did you hear what I said?
06:49Barry came into my dreams and just took me
06:53It wasn't like a dream that you make up
06:56It was him
06:58I'm confused
06:59Like a nightmare?
07:00Oh, no
07:01Oh, no, no
07:02Oh, no
07:03He was wonderful
07:04Very surprising
07:06I can't complain about that
07:08No
07:08It's just that
07:09I think he's an incubus
07:12Like he is a sexual demon
07:15Right
07:16Hmm
07:17Maybe that's something you should talk about with a professional
07:20Oh, yes
07:23Right
07:26Oh, man
07:27This is so much fun
07:29Yeah
07:29I love it
07:32It's going to be so great
07:34Road trip
07:36Road trip
07:37Road trip
07:38Road trip
07:39Road trip
07:40Road trip
07:45Kill fuck marry everybody in the office
07:49I'd marry them all
07:52You?
07:54Fuck Ken
07:57God
07:58And kill Ken
08:00Before or after?
08:02Same time
08:03Might be easier
08:04Marry Nicole
08:04Yeah
08:05Marry Nicole
08:06Of course
08:07My best friend
08:08She's great
08:08I hope I'm too smart to join a cult
08:11But who knows
08:11I fell for blue aprons
08:13So clearly there's a hole in my life
08:15Right?
08:16I think the right cult could totally get me
08:19You?
08:20Yes
08:20Skeptical you?
08:21No way
08:22No
08:22Sometimes I think I enjoy the structure of the arms
08:26You never have to think about what to wear
08:28You just eat whatever's under the foil
08:33Hey sheep
08:37Oh
08:37That one
08:39That one looks like flossie
08:41See that one?
08:42Flossie
08:43Oh my parents got me a pet lamb
08:46When I was seven
08:48Wait but I thought you grew up in Cleveland Heights
08:50Yeah we went to a petting zoo
08:52And I fell in love with this lamb
08:56And I just begged my parents to get me one for the longest time
08:59And I kept at it
09:00And eventually they got me flossie
09:03Wow
09:04And flossie was a live sheep
09:06A lamb
09:07Yes
09:08And she was amazing
09:10I loved her
09:10But she was never fully housebroken
09:13And so eventually
09:15My dad sent her away to go live on a farm
09:21What?
09:26I mean there were like 300 unrelatable things about what you just said
09:31No no
09:31First of all that you were a young boy who desired a sheep
09:34Then your parents actually bought you one
09:37Like bought you a full on live sheep
09:39And now you think the poor thing lived to a ripe old age on a farm
09:44They sent photos
09:45I love it so much
09:47You had the childhood of like a Hungarian prince
09:51Don't make it at class then
09:53Are you kidding?
09:53I had a dog too
09:54Sheep aren't that expensive
09:55Really?
09:56What did flossie eat?
09:58Cook would give it our leftovers
09:59What?
10:01No I did not
10:01I didn't have it
10:03Flossie's assistant gave it hay and flowers
10:06Yeah I was a little worried when Ned asked to come along
10:09It meant he didn't trust me or something
10:10But he's actually been really fun
10:15Oscar do you have the order number for
10:17Ass hat is just such an unforgivably stupid word
10:20Unforgivably?
10:21Another adverb
10:22Okay well it's a vile thing to call someone
10:24Dude you gotta move on
10:26Okay?
10:27Oh no no no I think it's funny
10:29That's where I'm coming from
10:30But all I'm saying is how stupid it is
10:34Because what?
10:35So in this scenario what?
10:36I'm a little hat worn by an ass
10:39An ass wears a hat
10:40You see what I'm saying?
10:42You just
10:42I want to find them
10:44I want to find them
10:45And grab them and just
10:50Explain to them
10:51How funny it is
10:52The whole scenario
10:53How amusing it is to me
10:55That's all
10:55Because you can't
10:57But you can't
10:57Because
10:58Because it's computers
10:59And it's internet
11:01So you can't tell them
11:02Because you can't find them
11:03Because there's no way
11:03You can track down their IP address
11:05IP address?
11:06Yeah
11:07It's traceable
11:08I can track them
11:09Oh no no
11:10Oscar look at me dude
11:11Revenge is a very dark road
11:13And it can be surprisingly expensive
11:15What road?
11:16We're chatting
11:17And I'm chatting
11:17And that's it
11:18But thank you
11:18I appreciate it
11:19Okay but if you do want to go down this road
11:21You'd call IT
11:22And the number is
11:243-2-7-1
11:27Thank you Adam
11:28I'll just take it
11:29Just
11:30Thank you
11:35I never told you to rent an ice cream truck
11:38I don't know if I've ever even spoken to you
11:40The important thing is
11:41Marv thinks it was your idea
11:44So we are where we are
11:46But
11:46Does this ring a bell?
11:47Dear Ken
11:48My name is Nicole Lee
11:49I would like to shadow you
11:50I wrote that two years ago
11:52And you never responded
11:53This is me responding
11:54Welcome aboard
11:57You are Joe Radlingschaffer
12:00Host of WNWO's Afternoon Delights
12:03Mr. Davies
12:05What is your response
12:06And Safdie's response
12:08To the sewer crisis?
12:10Hello
12:10Madam Radlingschaffer
12:13What?
12:14What is that face for?
12:15You just seem weird
12:17Huh?
12:17I think we need you to come across in a more relatable way
12:20Shall I lose my time?
12:22Hmm
12:22No I don't think that's gonna get you there
12:24Damn it
12:25I know what Ken's doing
12:27He needs a scapegoat
12:28But guess what?
12:30Goats climb fast
12:34Hey um
12:35Detrick was gonna read over our interview questions out loud
12:37So we could go over them
12:39Oh cool
12:40Uh huh
12:41But we don't need to go over them
12:42I bet they're great
12:44Thanks
12:48Mayor Preeti
12:49Mayor hi
12:50Bethany Diodona
12:51I write for Cleveland Today magazine
12:52I read your piece about the Toledo sewer clog
12:55Really impressive work
12:58That's
12:59Wow
12:59Thank you so much
13:01So I'm interested in journalistic independence from corporate ownership
13:04Do you have a few minutes to talk?
13:06Yeah
13:06Sure
13:06Really fantastic reporting by the way
13:08I mean thank you for the kind words
13:10That's
13:10You deserve them
13:11It must have been really stressful to stand up to corporate like that
13:15Yeah it was stressful to um stand up
13:18To stand up to uh corporate like that
13:22Um
13:23And uh I
13:26You there?
13:27You know what?
13:27Bethany could I put you in the briefest of holds?
13:30Sure no problem
13:31Thank you so much
13:33What are you doing?
13:35I'm just trying to
13:35I gotta
13:36Just smush
13:36I'm not gonna smush it
13:37I have a system
13:38Just smush it
13:39It's humane
13:40Can you just smush it?
13:41Please be quiet
13:42Sure
13:42This is good right?
13:43Yeah it's fantastic
13:44Okay
13:45Thank you
13:47Okay
13:48Thank you Bethany
13:49I'm here and I have a couple of minutes
13:50For sure
13:51Great so yeah
13:51I just wanted to get some more details
13:53You had to weigh the public good against Enervate's interest
13:56No I
13:57That you held your own owners accountable
14:00Mmhmm
14:00Yeah that's the first thing that comes to mind
14:02And that is what I was thinking about when I started
14:05The article
14:07It takes a lot of courage to write an article like that
14:09Uh huh
14:10You know I'm having trouble hearing you
14:13I know I'm sure it's hard to hear me
14:17Hello
14:17Yes
14:18Wait whenever you're ready
14:20Is everything okay?
14:22No I'm just so excited about
14:23Woohoo
14:24The article
14:25Yeah
14:26Yeah it's really good
14:27You know what I'm just gonna move you off speaker
14:31Is it on me?
14:32Sorry
14:32Is it on me?
14:33I'm visiting my grandfather right now
14:36Barry
14:36I was in the mail room and I found this box with your name on it
14:42It's very small but I wonder what it is
14:45I'm so curious
14:47Thanks
14:48You're welcome
14:49I'm trying to be rational and practical about this Barry situation
14:54Of course I sprinkled salt on my doorstep and on my window sills
14:59That did nothing
15:00Now my psychic told me that there is another method that is scientifically proven that is going to break the
15:09incubus
15:10Oh wow that looks nice
15:12What the hell?
15:13I think you should wear it for seven days and seven nights without showering and then bury it under a
15:19red rock with the full moon
15:20Mmm
15:22Garlic
15:23Yuck
15:26No thanks
15:34What do you mean even psychics can be wrong?
15:36What the hell?
15:37I'll give you $900 for the annulet okay?
15:40I want my money back
15:43Oh you see him coming around?
15:46Wow you're positive?
15:48Oh because he's shy
15:51I know now I know sometimes that can be intimidating
15:54I will give him another chance for sure
15:56Okay see yes yes I will wire you one hand for the call
16:00Thank you so much cha-cha
16:05And what about the conflict of interest is it true your editor-in-chief is a former softies employee?
16:10Yes Ned Sampson he was super heroic
16:14He uh stood up to corporate and gave me full attitude to report as I saw fit
16:18Good for him
16:19What's his journalistic philosophy and background?
16:22Yeah you know he has a lot of principles
16:25Wonderful principles but he's not like weighed down by experience
16:29You know
16:30But he trusts his reporters and that's why he's great
16:33I mean he knows what to get out of the way
16:35Sounds like a dream
16:36He's really that hands off?
16:38Oh my god beyond
16:38Yeah very hands off
16:40I think in this story the readers read it before he did
16:43Wow
16:44Mayor I'll update you when we publish
16:45Okay great
16:46Thanks so much for this
16:48Bethany
16:48Yeah
16:49That went great
16:51Oh my god
16:53It's my first time being on the other side
16:58Right again
17:00Jesus
17:01Is that the spider?
17:02It's raisin
17:03Oh
17:09Yeah I think my dad took me to a pencil sharpener museum around here
17:12Hey are those your interview questions?
17:14I can read through them now that we're stationary
17:17Oh
17:18I thought you didn't need to look them over
17:19Oh well
17:21We have time now so
17:30Hey I hope I didn't say anything weird in the car
17:33Oh to the reporter?
17:34Yeah
17:35No no no no that was great
17:37Well because I wasn't trying to make it sound like you
17:38No no no no no you're finally getting your due
17:41I'm so happy
17:42Okay
17:45Eh
17:46I don't believe in the exposed knee
17:49Back home we would call these the schoolmaster's delight
17:52I swore off them for a reason
17:54You look like the American half of a 90 day fiance
17:57Should I do an American accent?
17:58I would like to hear that
18:00I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese
18:02I can do it better
18:04Pretty good
18:04Quarter
18:05Quarter
18:06Quarter
18:07Get me a quarter pounder with cheese for my mom
18:12Perfect
18:12No notes
18:13You picked that up so fast
18:15I tell you what
18:15If you play your cards right
18:17You could be my new work wife
18:21Oh I've stunned her
18:22Poor girl
18:27Okay
18:28This is it
18:29Yeah
18:32Great
18:34Hey guys I'm so sorry
18:36You're gonna have to stay back
18:37The cult dude is kind of secretive in a non-brand way
18:40Alleged cult dude
18:47Hi there
18:49Hey
18:49Shalom
18:50Shalom?
18:54Welp I found out who the troll is
18:56No
18:57You did not
18:58I spoke to IT
18:59I thought you guys might be curious
19:01Given that it's someone in the building
19:03What?
19:03What's that?
19:04But since you're not
19:05I won't tell you who she is
19:07She?
19:08Hold up
19:09GoMudHands10 is a woman
19:10Yeah
19:12I mean
19:13Of course it could be a woman
19:15Anything could be a woman
19:16Alright
19:17Come on
19:17Who is it
19:18I want to
19:20I'm at my limit with this coyness Oscar
19:22Just tell us who it is
19:23Okay
19:23The IP address
19:24GoMudHands10
19:25Can be traced to suite 812
19:28Ann Putnam's office
19:30Oh my stars
19:31Marv's assistant
19:33There's no way
19:34Ann calls my kids cherubs
19:35Even Wayne
19:36The worst one
19:37She's beautiful
19:38She's just like a sweet lady
19:39I don't know
19:40She once thanked me to take my feet off my own desk
19:42Why would someone Ann's age use words like
19:45Lame sauce or new
19:47No
19:47Doesn't make any sense
19:48It makes perfect sense
19:51I
19:52See it often
19:53In people over 50
19:56They get trapped in the year that they join Facebook
19:58It's
19:59It's as if the technology
20:00Sends their brain into shock
20:02And their online personalities
20:04Get frozen in time
20:07So
20:07Ann is basically a
20:09Snarky millennial
20:11Trapped
20:11In the body of a boomer
20:14Well
20:15They can't all be cults
20:18What are you talking about
20:19You've heard what Father Joshua said
20:21They're just a farm of friends
20:23I'm sorry
20:24I know you don't believe that
20:25Where's your proof?
20:26I couldn't get any proof
20:28Exactly
20:28You couldn't get any proof
20:29Because anytime I tried to ask a hard question
20:31You got awkward
20:32And complimented a pumpkin
20:33They were legitimately huge
20:35And you're not going to get anywhere from insulting people
20:37Well we didn't get anywhere anyway did we?
20:42At least you can tell your neighbor her son is safe
20:47They said he was selling zucchini in Canada
20:51Yeah
20:52Sounds like he's really rising through the rags
20:54It's great
20:55I cannot tell if you're being serious
20:58Shit
20:59What's that?
21:00Is there something stuck to the tire?
21:02Yeah
21:03It's really a piece of gum
21:14You sure you don't want to call triple A?
21:16I got it
21:19Well
21:20Your skills are very impressive
21:26I'm just saying I have triple A gold
21:28Unlimited roadside assistance
21:29Hotel discounts
21:31Double points at embassy suites
21:33Okay can you just let me do this?
21:34Sorry for trying to help
21:36Are you trying to help?
21:37Or are you just sitting there?
21:38I'll help
21:39Give me the steel thing
21:41Do you actually know how to use one of these?
21:43I can learn
21:43If there's reception
21:48Steel
21:50L-bar car
21:53You should use more water displacement
21:564-0 penetrating oil
21:57You mean WD-40?
22:00No
22:01You know what?
22:02I think I saw some down there
22:03With punch for reception
22:04No
22:05Are you
22:05Oh
22:06Real nice
22:07You're going to have to go get that
22:08Are you kidding me?
22:10I
22:11Go and get the tire
22:12Mayor
22:13Mayor as your editor
22:14I command you
22:15God damn it
22:21Watching him run is
22:23Tough
22:27I hate these clothes
22:28Is this the best look we have?
22:30Yes
22:31No
22:31Yeah
22:32Really?
22:33Yeah
22:33Oh my god
22:36Do you have the polo and the shorts?
22:38Shoot I left them at the office
22:39Hey
22:40You said you wanted to look more rustic
22:42In the heat of the moment
22:43I said that
22:44You have to push back on that
22:46Ow
22:46That's the job of an intern
22:47We're on in five guys
22:49Thanks
22:49Thank you
22:51I'm dead
22:52I'm going to lose the lot
22:53My respect
22:54My visa
22:55Up in smoke
22:56You know what Ken
22:57You know
22:59Go on
23:01I'll do it
23:02I'll
23:03I'll go ahead and
23:04Do the interview for you
23:05Seriously?
23:06Yeah
23:07You'll take the hate?
23:08Sure
23:08Do you know what?
23:09When I
23:10Decided to pin all of the blame on you
23:12That was completely at random
23:14But now I see
23:15Everything happens for a reason
23:17Yep
23:18You good?
23:19Just nervous
23:20Oh I was nervous a minute ago
23:22Yeah
23:23Do you want a hat?
23:24No I'm okay
23:25There we are
23:25Look at that
23:26Just licking it
23:28Wish me luck
23:29I'm worried for you
23:30Yeah
23:32Oi oi
23:32Good luck
23:40We were trying to make a product
23:42To help men and kids stay clean
23:44But we failed you Toledo
23:46And we hope you give us the chance to make it up to you
23:49Thank you Nicole Lee
23:50And thank you Toledo
23:52For trusting us with your tushies
23:57Tushies
23:58Great job Nicole
24:01Oh
24:02Hey guys
24:03Marv's busy
24:04He's watching TV
24:05Actually we're here to see you
24:07Me?
24:08Oh gosh
24:08Wish I'd worn my good brooch
24:10What about?
24:11About
24:11This
24:12Oh
24:13Okay well let me take a look at what this is
24:16How you doing
24:16Dedrick
24:17How are your nieces?
24:18Oh
24:19They're really good
24:20Layla just started dancing
24:21Now Addy says she's blowing glass
24:23Dedrick
24:25Just read the file
24:26Anne
24:26Or should I say
24:28Go Mudhens 10?
24:30Yeah
24:31Epic fail
24:32Anne
24:33Oh my god
24:34Who could write this awfulness?
24:36Who could write this?
24:37The world is a sick place
24:39Isn't it?
24:40Isn't it?
24:40You poor kids
24:41Come on Anne
24:42You wrote such awfulness
24:43No Oscar
24:44No I assure you
24:45I had nothing to do with this
24:46We trace your IP address
24:48It's you
24:49We know it's you
24:51You know it's you
24:52And you should be ashamed
24:53Well you know
24:54You don't gotta yell at her dude
24:55Well
24:55Okay
24:55Oh dear
24:57Marv was right
24:58Marv was right
24:59He told me that I should set a password
25:01And I always said
25:02Well Marv before
25:03I haven't had a secret since I was 30
25:05And he was
25:07He was right
25:09I mean I'm up and down from my desk
25:11All day long
25:12Running errands for Marv
25:13And anybody could just sneak in here
25:14And they could do whatever they wanted
25:16With my computer
25:17I mean they could do porn
25:19Yeah
25:20Oh god
25:22They shouldn't even give these to old fools like me
25:26You're not a fool
25:28I mean you're well open
25:29I didn't even think of that as a possibility
25:31Okay
25:31And so maybe we should not have ambushed you
25:34Maybe we should have
25:34We're really really sorry
25:36No I am sorry
25:38No no no
25:38I feel partially responsible
25:40We apologize to you
25:42Okay
25:43And we apologize
25:45And that's a beautiful brooch
25:46It is
25:47He's my boss
25:48I feel terrible
25:49I tried to tell him
25:50Beat yourself low
25:51I do think that wherever that troll is
25:55That they just want to hold the truth teller
25:57To a high standard of quality
25:58That's all
26:00Marv invests a lot of money in that paper
26:02So we've got to make sure
26:04That it's awesome sauce
26:10We're sharing
26:11No
26:13This is for you
26:14You earned a treat
26:16Because of the tire change
26:18Unfortunately I didn't
26:19Because apparently I messed up the interview
26:21Oh my god
26:21So there's just only one float
26:23Which is for you
26:24I don't want you to watch me eat a float
26:25You weird martyr
26:27I didn't earn it
26:30Take a sip of the float
26:32I'm not drinking the float
26:33Take a tiny little sip of the float
26:35You take a sip of the float
26:36It'd mean a lot to me
26:37If you take a tiny little sip of the float
26:39I didn't earn it
26:40Have a sip of the float
26:41You have to earn a treat
26:42Put your tiny little lips
26:44Around that straw
26:45And have a little bit of the float
26:48No thanks
26:49Oh my god
26:49What is wrong with you today
26:51Why are you needing to be Mr. Boss everywhere we go
26:53I don't need to be Mr. Boss
26:55Okay
26:55Because I am Mr. Boss
26:58I'm so sorry
27:00Sorry
27:00He actually can be as loud as he wants
27:02Because he's Mr. Boss
27:03So
27:06Are you ever going to take me seriously as an editor?
27:10Did you?
27:10I'm not confused about how weird it is
27:13That I have this job
27:14But I have it
27:15So I'm not just going to let you do
27:16Whatever you want to do all the time
27:18I'm sorry
27:19Because you don't trust me
27:20I do trust you
27:21I made you editor
27:22When I resigned
27:23Oh my god
27:24For two hours
27:25It's very clear you think I'm dumber than you
27:27I don't think you're dumber than me
27:28Yes you do
27:29Oh Mayor
27:30Wow you're so impressive
27:31With Emmanuel Labors
27:32Oh Ned
27:32You're so hands off
27:33You want to know what I think is dumb?
27:35A person who takes squash from a full on Manson family
27:37Okay
27:38We couldn't prove it
27:40They wore matching ponchos
27:44Mayor could you give me the receipt please?
27:46I don't want it to disappear in the recycling room
27:48You call a car
27:49Yeah
27:50Sorry my car doesn't come with a maid
27:51Dick
27:53Hello
27:56What?
27:59That's
28:00What nominations?
28:04Uh okay
28:04No wait wait wait
28:05I'm just
28:05I'm going to put you on speaker for Mayor
28:07Say that again
28:07Hi
28:08Oh good
28:09You didn't join the cult
28:10Yeah the nominations in the Ohio Journalism Awards came through
28:14And Mayor
28:14You got nominated for the best short investigative piece for Softies Clark's Toledo
28:19No
28:20Ned there's more
28:21The whole paper's up for overall excellence in journalism
28:23The whole paper
28:24So start writing a speech
28:26Don't forget to thank me
28:27Um I won't
28:28Thank you so much
28:29Peace
28:29I mean uh bye
28:31Oh my god it's true
28:33Holy shit
28:34This is incredible
28:35What the what's
28:37Oh my god
28:39Woo hoo
28:40Woo hoo
28:42Yes
28:43Woo hoo
28:44Woo hoo
28:46Woo hoo
28:46Woo
28:47Woo
29:01You have been kissing on the 17th day of the month
29:06I command you to forsake me
29:09Set me free
29:10Set me free
29:11Set me free
29:13The spell is broken
29:14Okay
29:17Bye
29:19Cool
29:21Cool
29:23Cool
29:23Cool
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