00:26It's leg day, Titans!
00:28Let's see some sweat!
00:48Good work out, team!
00:51Ah, the smell of the burning muscles is the most pleasant of the odors!
00:56I ain't sweat this much since the last leg day, yo!
00:58I think we deserve a reward!
01:00Who wants a light salad of root vegetables?
01:06Or...pizza?
01:06Pizza!
01:07Okay then, let's hit the showers!
01:21Oh boy, that feels better!
01:23It's about time!
01:25What'd you do, bro?
01:26Wash your whole body?
01:27Of course!
01:27I cleaned my head, my torso, and finished up by scrubbing my legs!
01:31You wash your legs?!
01:33Of course I do!
01:35Don't you guys?
01:36The washing of the legs is the waste of the time!
01:39It only takes an extra minute to wash your legs!
01:41Yeah, a wasted minute?
01:43That's why nobody does it!
01:45Scientists have proof that soap and water from your torso runs down to your lower extremities,
01:49and washes the legs clean!
01:52Wrong!
01:53Not scrubbing your legs is unsanitary!
01:55Pssh!
01:56Whatevs, yo!
01:57Washing your legs is too much work!
01:59It's easy and fast with my patented two-hand technique!
02:02Observe!
02:03First, you sew both hands!
02:05Then, starting at the top of the leg, you place one hand in front and one hand behind!
02:08Then simply move towards the ankle in a piston-like movement!
02:12Oh, man!
02:13You gotta bend all the way down to your ankles?
02:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:18Ain't nobody trying to do that!
02:20Crime alert!
02:21Not just any crime alert!
02:23It's for the League of Legs!
02:25There's a crisis at the Jump City Grape Juice Factory!
02:28No time to waste!
02:29Let's kick it!
02:33Thunderfiles!
02:34The Incredible Quad!
02:36The Cap!
02:37Captain Tinkle!
02:39Lady Legacist!
02:40Together we are...
02:42The League of Legs!
02:44League of Legs!
02:45League of Legs!
02:53League of Legs!
02:54Thank goodness you're here!
02:56Someone sabotaged the Grape Juice Factory!
02:58What kind of madman would do such the thing?
03:01Well, the Grape Juice pressure levels are off the charts!
03:04If someone doesn't unclog the system, the city will be wasting even Grape Juice!
03:08Not on our watch, Mr. Grape Mascot!
03:11League of Legs!
03:12League of Legs!
03:14There!
03:15The Unstomped Grapes are backing up!
03:18League of Legs!
03:20Stomp!
03:21Stomp like the wind!
03:22We are ready, where are you?
03:30Let's go!
03:31Where are you?
03:31It's working!
03:32The pulp is liquefying!
03:41Woo-hoo!
03:42Wo-hoo!
03:43Good legging League!
03:44Our work here is done!
03:46Now, let's get home and work on washing this juice off our legs.
03:49We've been through this, Captain Kankle.
03:52Washing your legs is pointless.
03:54Your legs are stained and crawling with bacteria.
03:56Don't come crying to me.
03:57Whatever.
03:58League of Legs?
03:59Leap!
04:01Thank you, League of Legs!
04:03Thank you!
04:12Dibs on the shower!
04:13I've got to get these legs clean.
04:17Scrub my face, scrub my chest, then scrub my legs, cause they're the best.
04:26All clean.
04:27Bro, you was in there for hours.
04:29I had to wee-wee in the yard.
04:31I was in there for five minutes.
04:32You just like to wee-wee in the yard.
04:34True, true.
04:37Whoa!
04:38Another call for the League?
04:40Let's leap!
04:48League of Legs!
04:49Thank goodness you're here.
04:50Someone sabotaged the Swan Lake Fountain.
04:52If someone doesn't stop us, Jump City will be waist-deep and gunk!
04:56Not on our watch, Mr. Swan Mascot.
04:59Look!
04:59The birdboats of the pedaling!
05:01Good thinking, Quad.
05:02We can use them to stop the sludge flow.
05:04League of Legs!
05:06Leap!
05:14So much gunk!
05:16Thunder thighs!
05:17Feel up that pipe!
05:20Feel the squeeze, baby!
05:23Great job!
05:24Now it's up to us to create a water vortex to suck the gunk away!
05:27Follow me!
05:36It's working!
05:37Pedal faster!
05:49Woohoo!
05:50Get it!
05:50Thank you, League of Legs!
05:52Thank you!
05:53Another emergency averted!
05:55You mean besides the emergency leg wash I need?
05:57Ugh.
05:58League of Legs!
05:59Leap!
06:07Scrub my face, scrub my chest, then scrub my legs, cause they're the-
06:12What?
06:22Where is the Captain Kankles?
06:40What?
06:41Where?
06:42Where are we?
06:43Let us out of here, yo!
06:44Let us out!
06:48Who's there?
06:49Show yourself!
06:50I'll give you half a guess, dude.
06:5450% Chad!
06:56So you're the one behind all of this?
06:58But the why, Chad?
07:00Because I'm tired of people neglecting their legs!
07:03It's not enough to let torso shape just drip down on them!
07:05You need to scrub those yams!
07:07That's what I've been telling them!
07:09I tried to give the city a chance to wash their legs by covering them in grape juice and
07:12pond sludge, but you all put a stop for that!
07:15Now I have to get 50% more extreme!
07:19Dude!
07:19You can't force people to scrub their legs!
07:22Haha!
07:23That's exactly what I planned to do, bro!
07:25You see, my exosoldiers will travel through the water pipes and out the shower heads of
07:30every household!
07:31Once attached to people, these bots will force them to wash their legs!
07:37Hahaha!
07:38Wash their legs forever?!
07:40No, not forever.
07:41I mean, people just need to wash their legs is all.
07:43No!
07:44You are the madman!
07:46It's really not that big of a deal, guys.
07:48Just bend over and scrub your legs.
07:49No!
07:50The madness stops now!
07:52League of Legs, leave!
07:56I...
07:57Oh!
08:04Time to wash!
08:13I..i cannot stop the scrubbing!
08:15Ahhh!
08:16Me neither!
08:19What are we going to do?
08:21Bending over is the worst, yo!
08:23We need to overload these bots and take control of our bodies.
08:26If we scrub our legs really fast,
08:28it might just short out the bot's sensors and take down the whole network.
08:31Remember the leg washing technique I taught you.
08:37Now scrub! Scrub!
08:42Faster!
08:45It's working!
08:46Cap! Behind your knees! Wash behind your knees!
08:53Bummer, bro. I worked hard on that machine.
08:56But now, you see washing your legs isn't all that bad, right?
09:01Yeah, but you still deserve a kicking.
09:04League of Legs, fly!
09:05Come on!
09:08Bummer, go!
09:10Bummer, go!
09:12Bummer, go!
09:27Bummer, go!
09:34Too much work bro plus feet hang out in soapy water. That's enough to get him clean
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