00:14T-E-E-N-T-I-T-L-S T-I-D-A-N-T
00:30T-E-E-N-T
00:30T-E-E-N-T-L-S T-E-E-N-T-L-S T-T-T-L-S-M
00:37-S-M-S-M-S-M-S
00:39TITANS, GO!
00:40Yeah!
00:41YAH!
00:42High five!
00:43T-E-E-N-T
00:44T-E-E-N-T
00:44TOO SLOW!
00:46HAHAHAHA!
00:46MAAAA!
00:52There isn't a monster alive that can survive my booty bombs
01:00I will stop the plasmas
01:04With the healing power of the hunks
01:07No one is destroying the city on our watch
01:25Huh?
01:27Ha ha ha ha ha
01:34Whoa!
01:45Whoa!
01:50The Teen Titans
01:52Allow me to introduce myself
01:54I am the Monitor, Overseer and Protector of the Multiverse
02:00Cool!
02:01Not so cool for you, I am afraid
02:03You see, I have the power and authority to extract powers from those who misuse them
02:10And you are the worst offenders
02:13Man, what you talking about?
02:14Hi-yah!
02:15We use our powers all the time
02:17Yes, but not exactly to uphold justice and protect the weak
02:22Beast Boy, you are always turning into useless animals
02:26Raven, you can conjure anything but you choose to go with that overgrown hand
02:31Cyborg, you use your technology for goofing off
02:36Starfire, you are one of the galaxy's greatest warriors but you spend most of your time hugging
02:42And Robin, well you have no power so
02:45Hey, I have leadership skills, that's a power
02:48Whatever you say little man
02:50You are all coming with me
02:57Welcome Titans to my home
02:59Whoa!
03:00You are in need of the furniture
03:02Mm-hmm
03:03A nice area rug will really warm this place up
03:05My living quarters are upstairs
03:07This room is designed to recreate any moment in history
03:11Cool!
03:13Can it show us the time Napoleon Bonaparte was attacked by a vicious pack of rabbits?
03:16Ooh, or the time Benjamin Franklin wrote a scientific paper on Megan Fart smell good?
03:20Yes it can
03:20But no, we are going to take a look at your failures
03:25Don't worry Titans, we'll find a way off this island in no time
03:33Okay, now you all could have easily escaped that patch of grass
03:37But instead, you remained stranded on that so-called island for so long, you grew beards
03:44How do you explain that?
03:46There were land sharks man, sharks of the land
03:49That don't happen every day, what you expect us to do?
03:52You could have run, or fought the land fish
03:55Heck, most of you could have flown away
03:59You had to be there, those sharks were super scary
04:02But you have fought demons and super villains more powerful
04:08Not really seeing your point
04:09Raven, you can create portholes to anywhere
04:12Oh yeah
04:19I will return you all to the scene of your failure to redeem yourselves
04:30Engage
04:31He's trapped on the island again, and with these gross beards
04:35Don't worry Titans, I'll use my portal
04:38To get us some grooming products for these disgusting beards
04:42To get us some grooming products for these disgusting beards
04:43All right
04:44All right
04:52Enough
04:55Maybe that was a little advanced
04:57Let us try an easier one
04:59Remember when you went looking for magical sneakers
05:02And got trapped in a maze?
05:09Killer Kicks, run!
05:15Do you see how absurd it is that you got lost in a maze?
05:19But mazes are designed to disorient even the greatest minds for direction
05:24There is no ceiling to the maze
05:26And again, most of you can fly
05:29Well, except um
05:31Yes, except Robin, I know he is useless
05:35Starfire, you could have flown off for help at any time
05:38It is true, I can do the flying
05:41Let's try this again
05:43Engage
05:48I will fly for the help
05:53We are the saved
05:56These gates will help us fight the boredom while we are trapped in the maze
06:01I want a bit of hack!
06:02Woo!
06:17You almost got yourselves killed and it was just a simulation!
06:24Okay, this next one is so obvious even you dopes can't mess it up
06:28Remember when Cinderblock trapped you with a street lamp?
06:40This is insane!
06:43Please, do it again and this time use your powers!
06:47End game!
06:54Don't worry Titans, I'll use my powers to get us out of this yell
06:59Check it!
07:00As a sea hare!
07:01Nice!
07:03Watch as I use my mucus to take down Cinderblock
07:07Phew!
07:13How are you finding even dumber ways to mess up?
07:16If you must know Mean Monitor, we do it for the friend Robin
07:21What are you talking about?
07:23We feel bad that you don't have any superpowers, so we intentionally hold back
07:26What?
07:27I'm your leader!
07:29I make you bring your A-game!
07:30Without me, you'd be bringing C-plus game, at best!
07:34Outrageous!
07:34You'd endanger your city just so Robin could feel useful?
07:38That's it!
07:39Powers reboot!
07:44We're home!
07:46Why am I so pink?
07:47Am I sick?
07:48No, you've just got red blood coursing through your veins now
07:51Gross!
07:52Get it out of me, get it out of me!
07:55Now that I can't turn into a dog, I can't slick my booty no more!
08:00What is the pressure I feel on my feet?
08:03That's the ground!
08:05You're touching it!
08:06Ow!
08:06Ow!
08:07It is the hurdy!
08:09What's wrong, Cyborg?
08:11I'm so... squishy!
08:13No!
08:14Oh!
08:15We all need to calm down!
08:17You have no superpowers, but that's no reason to freak out!
08:20You're just like me now!
08:22Don't nobody wanna be like you?
08:24Ah!
08:25Crime alert!
08:26Sounds like a job for people with superpowers.
08:28Normal teens like us should be lounging around the house while looking at our phones.
08:32I understand, but here's the thing...
08:36Hey, where are you going?
08:43Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:51Ah!
08:51Titans, what's the hold up?
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Good.
08:55How do regular humans fight again?
08:58You start punching and kicking, and you don't stop until they're crying for mercy!
09:01Titans, go!
09:03Ah!
09:05Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:08Ah!
09:09Ah!
09:10Ah!
09:11It's so boring and tiring.
09:13Try some biting to spice it up!
09:16Ah!
09:16Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:24Ah!
09:27Ah!
09:28Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:31Ah!
09:31Ah!
09:33Ah!
09:37Ah!
09:38Ah!
09:39Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:42Robin, wait!
09:43You can't keep on like this!
09:45We must get the superpowers back before you get them permanently squished!
09:49Nonsense!
09:50I've got this!
09:54Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:56Ah!
09:57Ah!
09:58Ah!
10:00Ah!
10:02Ah!
10:04Ah!
10:05Ah!
10:05Ah!
10:05Ah!
10:06Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:13Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:17Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:22If only we had our superpowers, we could have used them correctly for once and saved him.
10:27Exactly.
10:31What's happening?
10:33Robin, you are the alive!
10:36Of course he is. This whole thing was just a simulation.
10:40That is messed up, dude.
10:41I admit it was a little uncool, but I had to teach you a lesson about using your powers correctly,
10:46and it worked.
10:47Oh, we learned our lesson all right.
11:04That's it? You're doing it!
11:11I'm so proud of you!
11:13Gah!
11:21I'm so proud of you!
11:26I'm so proud of you!
11:28I'm so proud of you!
11:29I'm so proud of you!
11:30I'm so proud of you!
11:31I'm so proud of you!
11:31I'm so proud of you!
11:32You
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