00:14TITANS
00:23TITANS
00:27TITANS
00:27TITANS
00:28I welcome thee to Philadelphia
00:30Birthplace of America
00:31City of brotherly love
00:33And our nation's first capital
00:35Why are you dressed like the fancy grandfather?
00:38I'm dressed as Ben Franklin
00:39Founding father of our country
00:41And one of Philadelphia's most famous residents
00:44Oh yeah
00:45He's the guy that hooked up a door to a boomerang
00:47And threw it into some snow or something
00:49Wrong! He discovered electricity
00:51By flying a kite and a key
00:52Into a lightning storm
00:56Where'd we park the car?
00:58Fine, go ahead and leave
00:59But you'll never learn about the
01:01Philadelphia curse
01:04Curse?
01:04Curses are cool
01:05Super dope cool
01:08You ruined it
01:09Whatever
01:13Behold the great statue of William Penn
01:16Founder of Pennsylvania
01:17Standing over 36 feet tall
01:19And weighing in at more than 53,000 pounds
01:21What's this dude's got to do with curses?
01:24When the city erected the statue in 1894
01:26It was said that if any structure was built taller than William Penn
01:29A great curse would fall over the city
01:33But there are taller buildings right over there
01:37Yes
01:38Yes, but they are behind William Penn
01:40So he can't see them
01:41Ergo, no curse
01:43Turn around Willy P
01:45Billy done did you dirty
01:46This city has done both the dissing
01:49And the dismissing of you
01:51Just turn your head and look fool
01:53Oh man, Willy P ain't moving for nothing
01:56Leave it to me
01:58What are you doing?
02:00Don't turn him around
02:03Why isn't it working?
02:05There ain't no Billy curse
02:07That is the disappointing
02:09Oh, this stinks
02:11Huh, I guess there was no curse after all
02:17Ah, what's happening?
02:21Ah, Willy P
02:25Ah
02:26Ah
02:27Willy P
02:28Ah
02:30Cool
02:31Not cool
02:32Willy P
02:34Ah
02:36Willy P
02:37Willy P
02:38Well if we want to beat traffic on the Schuylkill Expressway
02:41We should probably go
02:42Huh?
02:42We can't just leave William Penn to destroy the city
02:45Is it not Philadelphia's fault for making the buildings taller than the Willy P?
02:50Yes, they should have known better
02:51But it's also our fault for letting him know about it
02:54Come on bro, we can't fight that guy
02:56He's huge
02:57Willy P
02:58Hey, look at this
03:00We don't have to fight him to stop his rampage
03:02According to these instructions
03:03The only way to stop William Penn
03:05Is to present him with the three pillars of Philadelphia
03:08What are the three pillars?
03:10The love
03:10Hard work
03:11Despising cowboys
03:12No, no and no
03:13It's Scrapple
03:14A soft pretzel
03:15And a cheesesteak
03:16We need to bring all three to Independence Hall
03:18And ring the Liberty Bell to lure William Penn
03:21Only then will the curse be broken
03:23That's what's up
03:24Titans
03:25Go!
03:25Collect the pillars
03:26Willy P
03:29I'm tired of walking
03:30Are we almost at the first pillar?
03:33Ooh
03:33If that heavenly scent is any indication then I'd say we're here
03:38What is the Scray Apple?
03:42It's pronounced Scrapple
03:43Philadelphians eat tons of it for breakfast
03:45Great
03:46What are we waiting for?
03:47Let's grab that scrapple and go
03:48Careful!
03:49We must remain vigilant
03:50According to the instructions at City Hall
03:52We'll have to face a trial at each of the three pillars
03:55Whatever's yo
03:56I ain't afraid of no trials
03:58Ow!
03:59My John!
04:00Whoa!
04:00Sorry little dude
04:01Hey!
04:02You stepped on my John with your John?
04:04Huh?
04:04Oh you want a John?
04:06Okay
04:06John
04:07John!
04:36John!
04:37we don't speak philadelphia but we do we got this titans listen johns forget about these jabronies
04:49why don't you johns head over to overbrook for water ice and then hit the john down the shore
04:56thank you bacon brothers don't mention it what are you titans doing at this diner
05:01we're collecting one of the three pillars to save the city from the philly curse
05:05the philly curse willie p someone must have revealed the skyscrapers to willie p what kind
05:12of dummies would do such a thing no idea that's a mystery we'll never solve more importantly would
05:20you guys help us on our mission to save philadelphia save our city we're in great now let's get that
05:27scrapple what exactly is in this stuff some say scrapple is made from the laughter of unicorns
05:36the smiles of a baby and the soft tickles of a puppy others say it's made from pig butts pig
05:42hearts
05:42some intestines and even more butts all shoved into a nice loaf shape i do so enjoy the pig butts
05:52yeah kevin and i love scrapple we even wrote a song about it
05:57if you like big parts and you like big hearts and you love a big old big butt
06:02beneath that scrapple scarf it down yummy yummy that's a tasty pig butt
06:06pig butt pig butt pig butt enough of the pig butts to the next pillar according to the city hall
06:14instructions we've arrived at the next pillar of philadelphia the soft pretzel there's a pretzel
06:20dude right over there this is gonna be easy peasy don't get over confidence cyborg there are trials
06:26we still have to overcome whatever the only trial here is whether to get mustard or not
06:31a soft pretzel is garbage without the mustard you hear me garbage i'll get mustard kevin bacon i'll get the
06:38mustard one philadelphia soft pretzel please
06:49booyah i got the last pretzel told you it'd be easy hey that eagle's got the last soft pretzel titans
06:59after it
07:10oh
07:11go eagle go stop rooting for the eagle and help us out right sorry
07:33oh
07:34oh yeah how do you like that eagle who's the big bird now huh
07:38oh
07:53behold the last pillar the philly cheesesteak and perhaps our biggest trial yet are you sure i don't
08:00detect any danger the trial here is one of philadelphia's greatest riddles what's the better
08:05cheese on a cheese steak cheese sauce or provolone that's easy it's cheese sauce i think you mean
08:12provolone cheese sauce provolone cheese sauce provolone cheese sauce provolone
08:48it's the city of brotherly love but beast boy's right we shouldn't be fighting we're on a mission to
08:54save philly so how do we choose which is the better cheesesteak hmm we choose by not choosing a real
09:01philadelphia doesn't choose just one cheesesteak we choose them all respect
09:10now let's get to independence hall and end this
09:14all right now that we have all three pillars it's time to ring the dinner bell
09:22willy pee willy pee easy big guy we've got some treats for you
09:32willy pee
09:46willy pee we did it
09:50all right william pen now we just need to get you back to city hall where you belong
09:55who willy pee oh that's okay big guy you don't have to go if you don't want to
10:01who willy pee yeah you can just hang out with us
10:05willy pee but who's gonna stand atop city hall
10:10oh no no come on guys let me down
10:18get me down now who's up for a faker brother's tour of philly
10:27you can't quite place the way i speak but you know that it sounds wrong
10:33well that might be because you don't know the true meaning of john
10:37why we keep this bell around this old town when that bell don't even ring
10:51it's a philly thing
11:12it's a philly thing
11:13it's a philly thing
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