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00:22Oh
00:30I told you not to eat those oysters.
00:34We'll be home after the Doom Patrol picnic.
00:41Woo-hoo! We have the tower to ourselves!
00:47I cannot believe friend Robin fell for the old oyster food poisoning charade.
00:53Wait, you didn't eat the oysters?
00:55I did not.
00:57Uh-oh.
01:01Woo!
01:02All better!
01:03Oh, no! Friend Robin forgot his wallet!
01:06We should be the good friends and alert him.
01:13Yeah, right. Let's order us some pizza!
01:16Woo-hoo!
01:18Mmm-mmm! That pizza smells so gooood!
01:21Ooh, you know what would go the perfect with the pizza?
01:24Ice cold drinks!
01:26Thanks!
01:30I think it is the broken!
01:33Why do you say that?
01:37Oh, yeah, it's broken.
01:39But surely you can do the fixing of it.
01:41Oh, just because I'm part machine, you think I can fix every machine?
01:46Starfire, I am insulted!
01:48Oh, I am sorry, friend Cyborg. I did not mean to offend.
01:52Girl, I'm just kidding. But seriously, I don't know the first thing about fixing an ice machine.
01:56Then I shall attempt to do the repairing.
02:04We are the stuck with the drinks that have the warmth of the Luke.
02:10Are your plans so broken that mere mortar repairmen are useless?
02:16That's where Hero Hotline comes in!
02:18Our team of super-powered repair experts will fix all your problems in a single bound.
02:25We fix it all. TVs, toasters, garbage disposal, wobbly bookshelves, wobbly beds, wobbly pets!
02:32Broken blenders, broken water heaters, broken ice machines!
02:37Ooh, let us call the Hotline!
02:39The Hotline Heroes are so cool!
02:42I can't wait to meet them!
02:49You must be the folks who are about to call Hero Hotline!
02:53What? But, but...
02:55Ooh, how did we know you were about to call on us now?
02:58I'm Marie, the psychic turtle!
03:02Hello! Unzeep the living sponge!
03:05I soaked it up and squeezed it out!
03:09Hello! And I'm their leader!
03:11Micro-waver-bound!
03:12I have the power of the mighty microwave!
03:14The most noble of all kitchen appliances!
03:17So cool!
03:20Hotline Heroes, time to go to work!
03:23Meem, meem, meem!
03:25I'm sensing a broken ice machine in this dwelling!
03:29To the kitchen!
03:33Ha ha!
03:36Z!
03:37Z!
03:37Use your damp, boneless body to investigate!
03:43What?
03:45Here's the problem!
03:46Someone stuck a hot dog in there!
03:48That's on me!
03:49I was experimenting with savory popsicles!
03:55Ice cold drinks!
03:57Perfect pairing for hot pizza!
03:59Oh!
04:01Oh, the no!
04:02It looks like the pizza has gotten the cold!
04:04No worries!
04:05I can fix that right up!
04:07Zap-a-loop!
04:11Oh!
04:13It is a boiling hot!
04:15Again!
04:16You saved our pizza!
04:17How can we ever repay you?
04:19By paying the bill!
04:20Oh!
04:20Yeah, here you go!
04:21Okay, you can just tap it on my shell!
04:25And...
04:25You're all paid off!
04:27Thanks for using the Hero Hotline!
04:29Zap-a-loop!
04:31Woo!
04:32No!
04:32Woo-ha!
04:33Man!
04:34The Justice League has nothing on the Hotline Heroes!
04:36They are so the cool!
04:38Do you think they would like to do the hanging out with us?
04:41Absolutely!
04:42I was getting major friendship vibes!
04:44Then we should call them back!
04:46Wait!
04:47We must play at the cool, and not seem the two desperate!
04:51Mmm, right, right, right, right, that's what's up!
04:53We could call them if something else breaks!
04:58But everything is in the perfect working order!
05:01Ah!
05:01You're right!
05:02It's not like Robin's juicer got smashed into pieces or anything!
05:07Oopsie!
05:08Oh, then no!
05:10I will now call someone to fix it!
05:15Hotline Heroes!
05:16Hotline Heroes!
05:18You were about to call us again?
05:20Yes!
05:21Our...
05:22Right!
05:22I'm getting vision!
05:26The juicer was mysteriously broken, Cyborg!
05:31That's right!
05:32No idea how!
05:34It is a mystery!
05:35Hotline Heroes!
05:36Let's unbreak some stuff!
05:41I'll re-reheat the leftover cheese from this pizza box!
05:44Zap-a-zoo it!
05:45And use it to stick the pizza back together!
05:55And I'll wipe up the excess cheese!
05:58And clean it up good!
05:59Okay!
06:00Good as new!
06:01Will that be cash or credit?
06:04Thanks again for using Hero Hotline!
06:08Wait!
06:09Hang out!
06:10The poops!
06:12They have gone again!
06:13We'll just have to call them back!
06:35We are still not the best of friends with the Hero Hotliners!
06:39Perhaps they are just too the cool to hang out with us!
06:43No way!
06:43We just need to try harder!
06:45But there is nothing left to break!
06:47A crime alert!
06:50Oh no!
06:51The crime alert system is broken!
06:54It seems like we need the help fixing it!
06:59Titans!
07:00Titans!
07:00What's going on here?
07:01No one has this many things break at once!
07:03You got us!
07:05We just think you're super cool and we thought maybe we could take this relationship to the
07:08next level like having joint birthday parties!
07:11Ooh!
07:12And sleeping in the beds that are the bunk!
07:15Okay!
07:15We can hang out for a little bit while we fix the crime alert!
07:18Booyah!
07:22We want to know the everything about you!
07:25New friend Marine!
07:26Do you have the ability to see the entire future?
07:29Eh!
07:29No!
07:30Just appliance-based events!
07:33Zeep!
07:34Tell it to me straight!
07:35What do you do when you start to smell funky?
07:37I just have Microwave-A-Bell disinfect me with our microwave powers!
07:41Zapp-a-boo!
07:44Wow!
07:45You smell like a pine forest!
07:49Okay!
07:50The crime alert is all fixed!
07:51We're gonna head out now!
07:53Wait!
07:53I was just about to suggest we play the truth or the dare!
07:56Titans!
07:57You seem cool!
07:58But this relationship needs to stay professional!
08:01Crime alert!
08:04Oh, this is the badness!
08:06Ugh!
08:07What do we do?
08:08The rest of the Titans aren't here!
08:09We can't fight that thing on our own!
08:11Well, we'll just be going now!
08:13Wait!
08:13We're three members short and there's three of you here!
08:16It was meant to be!
08:18A real crime?
08:20No, no, no, no!
08:21We don't do real!
08:24Of course you do!
08:25Let's go!
08:29Joy!
08:30The giant monster is still doing the rampage!
08:33Okay, Bobby, we level with you!
08:35We've never actually fought crime, eh?
08:37I'm sorry, what?
08:38We only use our powers for appliance repair!
08:41We're no Justice League!
08:42You are not!
08:44You are way the better!
08:46Yeah!
08:46Superman never helped the cool tasty beverages!
08:49And the Wonder Woman has never reheated the cold pizza!
08:52You guys did all that!
08:54You're right!
08:55We did all of that!
08:56We are the Hotline Heroes!
08:59Let's repair this monster's bad attitude!
09:04Exactly!
09:04Super!
09:09Oh?
09:10I did not see that coming!
09:13Sorry, Titans!
09:15We're out of here!
09:16Do not give up!
09:17We need to stop the monster before it breaks everything!
09:20Wait!
09:21He's breaking everything!
09:24And we can fix everything!
09:26Instead of fighting that monster, we can fix the city!
09:29Hotline Heroes!
09:31Get to fix it!
09:39Time for Rui!
09:41Time for Rui!
09:51He's getting tired from breaking so much stuff!
09:54Now's the time to knock him out!
10:00We both did it!
10:03Yeah!
10:03Yeah!
10:04We make a great team!
10:06What do you say?
10:07You guys ready to make the switch to the world-saving business?
10:11Eh!
10:11This was fun and all, but our passion will always be appliance repairing!
10:15Whenever a dryer's making a weird rattling sound, we'll be there!
10:19Wherever it stalls, pilot light goes!
10:22We'll be there!
10:23Wherever a bathtub is draining too slowly,
10:26then forcing someone to shower while standing in a puddle,
10:29we'll be there!
10:31We will have the Hotline Heroes!
10:34Oh, that reminds me.
10:35Here's your bill for fixing the city.
10:37Wow!
10:38That's a lot!
10:39Um...
10:40Put it on Robin's credit card.
10:42Thank you for using Hero Hotline!
10:45That is the...
10:46Thank you!
10:47Thank you!
10:49Thank you!
10:51Thank you!
10:52Thank you!
10:53Credit alert!
10:5384 million dollars?!
10:55No!
11:09You're tremend!
11:15The
11:16q
11:16the
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