00:13D-E-E-N-G-I-T-A-L-S-T-I-T-A-N-S
00:30headquarters? That can only mean one thing! We're finally moving up to A-list status like
00:34the Justice League! Oh, better make sure I look my best.
00:43There's no one around. I'm sure someone very important will be here any minute.
00:56Ah, the Teen Titans. Right on time.
01:00What?
01:01Detective Chimp?
01:03I assumed we'd be meeting with someone like Superman or Wonder Woman.
01:07Sorry, but you're stuck with me.
01:08Now, I have been given the important task of relaying a message to you.
01:14Okay, here we are.
01:17Teen Titans, after many meetings and much deliberation,
01:22we at DC are sending you all to Elseworlds forever.
01:28Elseworlds? No!
01:30What's in Elseworlds?
01:32Elseworlds is where DC sends all its weird and silly versions of characters that don't fit in the main DC
01:37area.
01:38If we're in Elseworlds, it means we're not canon.
01:41Oh, I would not wish to be shot out of the canon.
01:45No, Star, not canon.
01:47Canon!
01:48Canon is how superhero fans know it does and doesn't count in their superhero stories.
01:53The point is, if we're not canon, then nothing we do matters!
01:57Hold up, hold up, hold up!
01:58We used to matter?
02:00That don't sound right.
02:00Yeah, if we mattered this whole time, we've made some big mistakes.
02:05Why do we have to go to Elseworlds, but you get to stay?
02:08You're sillier than us!
02:10Come on now, come on.
02:11Farewell, Titans!
02:13Bye!
02:20Whoa, would you look at this place?
02:23The Titans flower!
02:25The Hall of Just Ice!
02:28Welcome asylum!
02:30Whoa!
02:31This place is completely ridiculous!
02:34What's up, my dudes?
02:36I'm Malibu Batman!
02:39Woo!
02:40Ha!
02:41Welcome to Elseworlds!
02:44Yo, a surfing Batman!
02:46This place is dope!
02:47Batman who surfs?
02:49Come on, that is ridiculous!
02:51Who do you fight?
02:52Scooby Joker?
02:53Nah, bro, I got bigger problems.
02:56Belooka Bane.
03:00Let's get out of here!
03:03You Teen Titans will fit in perfectly here in Elseworlds.
03:06We've got all the best versions of every superhero.
03:10Um, the best versions are the canon ones.
03:12The ones who matter.
03:14You sure about that?
03:15Check out super manual transmission.
03:18Hey, y'all, I can change my own gears.
03:22What?
03:25Ow, poop.
03:27And, of course, we have Fluffy Batman, Birthday Batman, Piccata Batman, and Batman Batman.
03:33And how are you different than regular Batman?
03:36Regular Batman is billionaire Bruce Wayne.
03:38My secret identity is...
03:41Batman!
03:43What?
03:44That's ridiculous!
03:45I want to live in the real DC Universe with the real Batman!
03:48I want to be canon!
03:49Come on, man!
03:51Give Elseworlds a chance!
03:52It's a cool place!
03:54Just ask Thumbs Up Batman!
03:56Yeah, so cool!
03:59Nope!
04:00We're leaving at once!
04:01Boo.
04:02Not cool.
04:04Okay, dude.
04:05If you're serious about returning to the main DC world, I know a way, but it won't be easy.
04:11We'll have to make our way to the peak of One L's Mountain.
04:14It's a treacherous journey.
04:15But at the top, there's a portal back to the main DC world.
04:19What are we waiting for?
04:21Titans, go!
04:22Dudes, to prove you are ready to return to the main DC world and be part of canon, you must
04:28successfully complete three trials.
04:31Here's your first one now.
04:35Sweet, is we gonna take a nap?
04:40You'll wish for a nap after I'm done with you, puddins.
04:47I'm Harley Queen-sized bed!
04:52Cool!
04:54More Elseworlds nonsense.
04:56Harley Quinn is not a fluffy bed.
04:58She's a vicious villain.
04:59And more importantly, a human.
05:01Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a main DC world to get to.
05:05Not so fast, Boy Wonder.
05:08To get past me, you're gonna have to accomplish the impossible.
05:12Neatly fold this fitted bedsheet.
05:17Easy peasy.
05:19Top this here, fold that there, bring this underneath, and done.
05:23Wrong!
05:25Any of you know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?
05:28I don't think it's possible.
05:30That's like trying to fold puddin'.
05:32Not so easy, is it?
05:33It takes an extra effort.
05:35The same kind of effort you need to live on the main DC world.
05:39You willing to work that hard?
05:41Yes.
05:42And fold your own sheets.
05:45And I don't know how!
05:46Maybe if I close this part and top here...
05:48This thing's impossible!
05:54Whoa!
05:59What is this place?
06:00Hello, new friends!
06:01Welcome to the Wild Robin Pasture!
06:04I'm Cozy Robin!
06:07Aw, look, Robin.
06:09A little you.
06:10But cute.
06:12It's ridiculous.
06:13Would anyone like a cozy hot chocolate?
06:16Yeah!
06:16We love hot chocolate!
06:22Oh!
06:23Uh-uh!
06:25Oh, I know what it needs!
06:28Marshmallows!
06:30How about now?
06:32Ugh, disgusting!
06:34Man, even Elseworld's Robin is gross.
06:37Do all of the Robins here have superpowers?
06:39Not all of them.
06:40Isn't that right, off-model Robin?
06:43Are you my friend?
06:45No.
06:47No!
06:48But there are lots of other cool Robins that do have superpowers!
06:52Like Laser Ear Robin!
06:57Whoa!
06:58That Robin must have the deadliest ears in all of the Elseworlds!
07:02No!
07:03So, that honor goes to Bassetown Samurai Robin!
07:14Oh, that's cool!
07:15Cool!
07:16What's in there?
07:17Another cool Robin?
07:22Ah, it's just a couple of squirrel Robins.
07:25See, man?
07:26If you stay in Elseworlds, anything is possible for you, Robin.
07:30I've always dreamed of having superpowers and hanging out with a bunch of mees!
07:35But, no.
07:37None of this is canon.
07:38I'll never be respected if I stay here!
07:41Keep it moving, Titans!
07:43Can I come with?
07:46No!
07:47Off-model Robin, stay!
07:53There it is, my dudes!
07:56The main DC world!
08:00Let's go, Titans!
08:02Not so fast!
08:03No one gets past canon Batman!
08:07Let me guess, you're canon Batman because you guard the canon?
08:10No!
08:11I'm an actual canon!
08:12It's just coincidence that I went into the canon guarding business.
08:16Anyway, if you want back into the main world, you must face your fate.
08:21You see, my cannonballs reveal what will become of you in canon.
08:30In canon, Starpive joins Darkseid and becomes evil!
08:35I am the bad!
08:39Ow!
08:40Hey!
08:42Ooh, do I become evil, too?
08:44Worse!
08:46In canon, you end up wearing this uncomfortable headdress!
08:50I can't see in this thing!
08:52You look cool, Mama!
08:55Ow!
08:56What happens to me?
08:57You die!
08:58Sort of.
09:00Your mind gets erased and you are stuck in the form of a giant space starfish named Garo!
09:06Whoa!
09:08Nothing you show us will change the fact that the Teen Titans are going to return to the main DC
09:13world!
09:13Say that after you see your fate!
09:16Kabam!
09:19I lose my hair!
09:21That's not all you lose.
09:22You also lose your memory and end up driving a taxi for the rest of your life as Rick Grayson!
09:29At least you'll make them good tips, yo!
09:32Actually, no.
09:33People can't stand you.
09:34And they never tip.
09:35Whatever.
09:37Being in the main DC world is still the only thing that matters!
09:40Hey, wait!
09:40What happens to me?
09:47Huh.
09:49Seems everything works out great for you.
09:51You join the Justice League and become one of their most valued members.
09:54Thank you all!
09:55I did it!
09:56I'm in the JLA!
09:58Wait.
09:59I'm part of the JLA?
10:00The stakes are going to be so much higher with them!
10:03I can never mess up!
10:04I can't go back!
10:05I'm too nervous now!
10:07I need therapy!
10:09Come on, man.
10:11Listen to what your friends are saying, Robin.
10:14It seems we are all better off in the Elseworlds.
10:18You're right.
10:19Our lives would be much better here in Elseworlds.
10:22Away from the main DC world.
10:25Here, we can embrace true happiness and avoid our terrible fates.
10:30But too bad!
10:31Cannon is all that matters!
10:33Everybody in!
10:35Hey, wait!
10:36Get out of me!
10:38Boom!
10:39Ah!
10:45So long, Red Nudes!
10:49Yes!
10:49We made it to the main world!
10:53Ugh, how can you be so happy?
10:55You're fated to lose your memory and your hair.
10:58No, I'm not!
10:59That's Robin's fate!
11:00Dude, you are Robin!
11:05I'm Batman Robin.
11:06What?
11:07Then where is the friend Robin?
11:15Oh, friend?
11:17Oh, friend!
11:18Oh, friend!
11:19Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:21Oh, friend!
11:22Oh, friend!
11:23Oh, friend!
11:29Oh, friend!
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