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00:14T-E-E-N-T-I-T-L-F T-I-D-A-N-T
00:38So I said to him, cool your jets, literally
00:42Good one, boss
00:45Hey, what's wrong with you?
00:47I am sorry, Icicle
00:48I just do not want to be late to Mr. Freeze's presentation
00:50Oh, I get it
00:52I wouldn't want to be late for such an important event either
00:57Too bad you won't make it
00:59Ah, yeah
00:59Hey, wait! Come on!
01:02Ah, never mind them. Let's get you unstuck.
01:10Aw, that is so kind of you!
01:12But are you not worried to miss Mr. Freeze's presentation?
01:15Well, we have to look out for one another.
01:17Not all of us are as cold-hearted as Icicle.
01:20And... there!
01:21I'm free! Thank you, Captain Cold!
01:24Let's go!
01:27Iced to see you on such an auspicious day, members of the Cold Academy.
01:32Iced to see you, Mr. Freeze, sir!
01:34I started this academy to bring together the world's coldest feelings.
01:38Now it is time to freeze the day!
01:42I have spent countless years designing this ice beam.
01:45It is the fulfillment of my life's ambition.
01:48When activated, it will summon a snowflake army.
01:51Then, all hail will break loose!
01:58Wonderful plan, sir!
02:00Snow One will be able to stop us!
02:03Thank you, Captain Cold!
02:06Wonderful plan, sir!
02:08Let me kiss your chrome dome, sir!
02:10I can't believe you made Captain, and I didn't!
02:13Snow Vespering Icicle!
02:14Or I'll have you clean in the ice toilets!
02:17Captain Cold!
02:18As my sharp pupil, you have the honor of activating the beam!
02:23Yes, sir!
02:23Right away!
02:25Cold! Look out!
02:26A polar bear!
02:28What?!
02:30That's just Fluffy the Cold Academy's first director general.
02:33Whew!
02:34I know!
02:35I'm just making sure you need your history!
02:37Thanks!
02:38Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam to activate!
02:41Ice beam will self-destruct in five...
02:44Cold!
02:46Why did you pull the self-destruct lever?!
02:48What?!
02:49No!
02:49I'll save you, Mr. Freeze!
02:58Ooh!
02:59Thank you for saving me, Icicle!
03:01Or should I say, Captain Icicle!
03:06Cold!
03:07For ruining my life's work, I am busting you down to private!
03:20I'm cuck!
03:21I'll save you, Mr. Freeze!
03:22Huh?
03:27Wait!
03:28Wait, wait, wait!
03:29Okay, do it now!
03:33We the prank masters, yo!
03:39This salty pretzel's got me thirsty.
03:42My sensors are picking up ice cold refreshments nearby.
03:45Let's go!
03:50We're getting close.
03:51It's coming from right over there.
03:55Captain Cold?
03:56It's actually private Cold now.
03:59Icicle pranked me and caused me to get demoted.
04:01You should totes prank that fool right back and get your captain rank reinstated.
04:05But I don't know the first thing about pranking.
04:08Pranking is easy. You talking to the prank masters.
04:11Then you two can help me prank Icicle.
04:14Nah, I don't think so.
04:15But wait, wait, no. You just said you're the masters of pranks.
04:18Yeah, but you's a villain and we're heroes.
04:20What if I offer to make you free slushies for life?
04:26Uh-uh! We're in!
04:32Yo, I had no idea there were so many ice villains.
04:35That's right. And if you two are gonna blend in, you're gonna need a disguise.
04:39The Cold Academy's for ice villains only.
04:41Where ahead are you, bro? Say hello to the dastardly.
04:45Ice box.
04:46I take the freshest food and cover him in freezer burn, baby.
04:50Keep this! I'm Frosty Tips.
04:53The baddest ski bully to ever shred fresh pow pow.
04:57Prank Masters!
05:02How is hanging out in the locker room gonna get me my captain rank back?
05:05We're not hanging out. We're plotting our first prank.
05:10Hey there, fellow ice villain.
05:12I haven't seen you two here before. You must be new to the academy.
05:16You know it.
05:17Well then, you should also know that I am a captain and you will address me as such.
05:21Now out of my way!
05:24Here's we go.
05:27La la. I'm the best captain in the world.
05:31Did you switch out a shampoo with one that smells like poop?
05:35That's a beginner prank, son.
05:36Wait for it!
05:43Oh no! My hair! My beautiful hair!
05:49Icicle! Are you making fun of my early onset baldness?
05:54No no no, sir! I was-
05:55Save it! Glue your hair back on at once!
05:58Before I bust you back down to private!
06:03I can taste that lifetime supply of slushies now!
06:13Dope. Ice cream for lunch?
06:14Man! We should join the cold academy for real!
06:17Would you two focus on the mission?
06:19Right.
06:19Okay. We're gonna wait for Icicle to get in front of this line.
06:23Then we're gonna drop this jug on his head!
06:27Out of my way, supportnets!
06:29Captain, coming true!
06:40Icicle? Now you're making fun of my head jaw?
06:42No, sir! I would never!
06:45One more slip up and you're devoted!
06:49One prank closer to all them slushies, yo!
06:57Um, I-I-I don't know if I like this prank.
06:59We'll be in huge trouble if Mr. Freeze finds us in his office.
07:03Chillax, dude!
07:04You want us to be captain again or not?
07:05I do!
07:06But we can't mess with Mr. Freeze's beloved wife, Nora!
07:09She's trapped in that block of ice until Mr. Freeze finds the cure for her really bad tummy ache!
07:14Trust us, my man!
07:15Just wait for the signal and stick to the plan!
07:18Oh, my beautiful frozen Nora!
07:25How I long to hear your beautiful voice again!
07:29Mr. Freeze, that's me!
07:31Your frozen beautiful lady wife!
07:33Nora? Be chill, my beating heart!
07:38I was feeling so much better and can't wait to kiss you!
07:42Your angelic voice and fear's syntax are just as I remember.
07:46Mr. Freeze, sir!
07:48Private Colt! You better have a good reason for barging into my office!
07:52That's not your wife Nora, sir!
07:53See? Someone's playing a prank on you!
07:57Who would do such a cruel act?
08:00I spotted a shadowy figure exiting your window moments ago.
08:02I believe if we follow the string, it'll lead us straight to the culprit!
08:07Ice detective work, Private!
08:08Now let's hurry, before the trail gets cold!
08:14Icicle!
08:15Again?
08:16Whatever it is, I didn't do it, sir!
08:18Then how did this get under your bed?
08:22I was set up!
08:24Hold! I owe you an apology!
08:26I'm busting distance of prankster down to private!
08:29And restoring your captain's rank!
08:32Thank you, sir!
08:34NOOOOOOO!
08:40Woo-hoo-hoo! It worked! It worked!
08:42Mr. Freeze blamed Icicle for the prank and made me captain again!
08:46Woo-hoo!
08:46Now bring on those good slushies!
08:51Yeah!
08:52All right!
08:56No!
08:57Brain freeze!
08:59Brain freeze!
09:00Brain freeze!
09:02You!
09:03You're not new students at the Cold Academy!
09:05Real ice villains are immune to brain freeze!
09:08Don't be silly!
09:09I don't have brain freeze!
09:10All the pain!
09:12You must be the ones who framed me!
09:14Time to break the ice!
09:18Frosty Tibbs is gonna slur them across your face!
09:30Feel the freezer burn!
09:32Of Icebox!
09:33Hyah!
09:36Hyah!
09:37Hyah!
09:38Hyah!
09:40Hyah!
09:41Hyah!
09:41Hyah!
09:42Stop!
09:43Drop all the weapons at once!
09:45It seems we have some impostors in our snowbank!
09:50Well, you're just in time to experience my new and improved ice beam!
09:56Hyah!
09:57Hyah!
09:58Hyah!
10:09What?
10:10This is the army?
10:12Yes!
10:13Aren't they adorable?
10:15No!
10:15This is so dumb!
10:17I knew I should have gone to heatwave school for fire criminals!
10:20Instead I'm stuck with these little jerks!
10:24Hyah!
10:25Hyah!
10:25Hyah!
10:26Give them off me!
10:27Hyah!
10:28Hyah!
10:29Uh-oh!
10:30You shouldn't have given the snowflakes the cold shoulder!
10:35Hyah!
10:36Hyah!
10:37Hyah!
10:39Hyah!
10:40Hyah!
10:40Hey!
10:40Anyone want a slushy?
10:41Hey!
10:42Give them some of that good stuff!
10:46Hyah!
10:48Hyah!
10:51Hyah!
10:55Hyah!
10:58Hyah!
10:59Hyah!
11:00Hyah!
11:00Hyah!
11:01Hyah!
11:01Hyah!
11:02Hyah!
11:02Hyah!
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