00:12Directed by
00:14D-E-E-N-T-I-T-N-F
00:14D-E-E-N-T-I-T-N-F
00:17D-TITANS
00:19Let's go!
00:20D-U-G
00:21D-TITANS
00:24Go!
00:26Isn't this great Titans? Boston, Massachusetts. Birthplace of the American Revolution. Why did you know that in this very spot,
00:34our...
00:34Save the lesson, fool. We came to this city for only one reason, yo.
00:38Boston clan chowda!
00:40I'm on my ten ball, and I want more, baby!
00:43Mmm, it's like the sea is having a party in my mouth.
00:48The chowda that is in the bread is the thing of the wonder.
00:52It's turned me into a clam-o-vore, yo.
00:55I actually didn't order the Boston clam chowda. I ordered the Manhattan...
00:58Oh!
01:00No!
01:02Manhattan clam chowda? What's wrong with you, man?
01:05That vile dish from the Isle of Manhattan has none of the delicious cream!
01:10Only the vile tomatoey broth.
01:13When you ordered that atrocity, you might as well have smacked every Bostonian in the face.
01:18That's the guy!
01:21Nice going, Robin. We've been banned for life.
01:24Eh, sorry. But look at the bright side. It's Boston's historic Freedom Trail. We can learn about the history of
01:29the city.
01:30Boo!
01:30No!
01:31History's done!
01:32Nope, nope, nope, nope!
01:33We want some more chowda, fool!
01:34Well, the Freedom Trail is not only a history lesson of Boston, it's also a tourist trap.
01:39There's loads of chowda stands along the way.
01:41Loads of chowda? What are we waiting for?
01:44Chowda!
01:47A potato tree, a symbol of liberty during the Revolution.
01:51Some say chowda began as a humble potato soup. Isn't that interesting?
01:57Mm-hmm.
01:59Super interesting.
02:00More chowda!
02:01Woo-hoo!
02:02Wait! I have more to tell you about potatoes!
02:07On this site, hundreds of barrels of British chowda were dumped into the bay.
02:13British chowda? This will not stand, sir!
02:37Look! Mystic runes!
02:40Look! Mystic runes!
02:46This is the first pot of chowda ever made. Whoever possesses it will have wicked, awesome, unlimited chowda for life.
02:54Unlimited chowda? For life?
02:56It is like the dream come true!
02:59Let's go get that delicious, creamy broth, yo!
03:01Hold on, there's more.
03:03But beware. A wicked, scary demise awaits anyone who enters these Boston catacombs. Seriously, you'll die.
03:10Die? Man, too bad we can't respawn like in video games. Then we could just keep coming back till we
03:15get the chowda!
03:16That's it, Cyborg. And I know just the person to help us. Stand back. I must invoke the Acrobat's summoning
03:23ritual.
03:25I soar through the air with grace and ease in search of the hands of the greatest trapeze!
03:40Deadman!
03:41What's the idea, Boy Wonder? I had to bang a Yui on the pike to come here and catch you.
03:45We need your help, fellow Acrobat. We seek the first pot of chowda ever made at the end of the
03:51Boston catacombs.
03:52Are you crazy? Anyone who enters the catacombs dies instantly.
03:56Well, can't you just bring us back to life so we can keep going until the chowda is ours?
04:00Nah, that's not how my powers work. I possess people, not bring them back to life.
04:05Maybe your name should be Possession Man.
04:07You know, bro, I've actually thought of that. So we're out of luck.
04:10I didn't say that. I did recently come into possession of some crystallized Lazarus resin.
04:16Its glow can bring you back to life. But be warned, you'll be a little messed up.
04:20How messed up?
04:21A little. But the more you use a crystal to respawn you, the more messed up you'll get.
04:31We can live with that. How bad could it be?
04:32Count me in!
04:36On second thought, you kids seem messed up enough. Count me out.
04:39Deadman, stop!
04:40I invoke the code!
04:43A true acrobat is always there to catch a comrade!
04:46Oh! That's a wicked, dirty move! You know I can't go against the code!
04:51Ugh, fine. I'll help.
04:54Hooray! Chowda!
04:56Hey, wait! Slow down!
04:58Yeah!
04:59Wow, this is gonna be a long day.
05:04So, coming back from the dead stinks, right?
05:08Eh, no bizarre side effects?
05:09I'm feeling good. My name isn't, uh, huh. What's my name again?
05:15Um, Bill? Ooh, definitely Bill!
05:19See? Your minds are all messed up? Let's just call this thing off.
05:23No! We may not know who we are, but we know that we still want Chowda!
05:28Yeah! Chowda! Chowda! Chowda! Chowda!
05:31Why me?
05:36Okay, everyone be very cautious.
05:48Ah!
05:50Ah!
05:53Ah!
05:54What does that mean, Yelp?
05:59Oh, the giant lobster! I wish to cover it in the snuggles and the butter!
06:06Ah!
06:09Oh, no! It's a deadly lobster roll!
06:11Move!
06:12Ah!
06:14What are you doing? Get out of the way!
06:18Stop just standing there, or you're gonna get-
06:21Oh!
06:29Okay. All right. How about we call it quits and go get a grinder, huh?
06:32Never! We must press on until- Ooh! Shiny Rock!
06:37Ooh! Shiny!
06:38Would you stop? See how short your attention span just got? Your minds are getting more messed up with every
06:44respawn!
06:45Hmm. Maybe. But we still want to find first pot of Chowda!
06:49Oh! Mr. Shiny Rock wants the Chowda too!
06:53Ah! Fine! Just follow me! And try to concentrate!
06:58Ooh!
06:59Splashy!
07:01Will you come on?
07:08Ah! Great! Nothing worse than a Boston winter!
07:11What is the falling whiteness?
07:15I don't know! But it's following me! Get away from me!
07:19Ah! It's all over me, Yelp!
07:25That's it! The white stuff is attracted to our clothes! Quick! Take them off!
07:30No! No! You're gonna freeze! And you're frozen!
07:34Ugh!
07:37Hello, doo-doo man!
07:39Ah! Great! Now you don't even remember who I am!
07:42Remember Hungry for Chowda!
07:44Ah! Remember that!
07:46All right! All right! Just shush already!
07:49And for goodness sake, please try to stay alive!
07:52What do you want?
07:53How do I walk again?
07:55Move your legs!
07:57Oh, yeah! Haha! It's working!
08:00Hooray!
08:03Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
08:08Ah! We're here! The first part of Chowda is just on the other side of this lake of Boston cream
08:13pie filling!
08:15Mmm! Cream!
08:17No! Not mmm! That cream will suck you down like quicksand!
08:21I think it would be a good idea if we-
08:23You!
08:28I oughta bring him back to life just so I can end him myself!
08:36Well! You Jax made it! There it is! The first part of Chowda!
08:40Ooh!
08:44Me want cha-chow-da-da!
08:46Get him good in stomach!
08:48Splite-lite-bloop!
08:50Looks like you got almost no mines left!
08:52I suggest you get the Chowda before anything else bad happens!
08:55Cha-chow-da-da-da!
09:06Ah! Look out!
09:12Don't let it get you! Another respawn and your minds will be complete mush!
09:16Mm-hm mush!
09:21I got ol' G on bike!
09:23Don't just stand there! Use your powers!
09:25Me have powers?
09:27Me have powers!!
09:29Chowda!
09:30Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
09:33Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
09:35Really prostated?
09:36Boom! Bam!
09:38Ah-azalf-metal- sanctow!
09:41Haha. Powers!
09:45Oh, shit. I'll do it myself.
10:11That's right. Nobody messes with Possession Man.
10:15There. You happy, you soft-headed goofs? The chowder's all yours.
10:20Hooray!
10:21Play happy music.
10:23Self-destruct mode initiated.
10:26Ooh.
10:27Yeah, I don't think you pressed the play button there, genius.
10:34Well, your minds are completely fried,
10:36but at least you won unlimited chowder for life.
10:38Outer! Outer!
10:42Well, have fun, you tater tots.
10:44Yeah! Outer!
10:47Outer! Outer! Outer!
11:09Outer!
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