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00:04Go!
00:13D-E-E-N-G-I-T-N-S-T
00:17TIE DANS!
00:18Let's go!
00:19D-E-E-N-G-I-T-N-S-T
00:21TIE DANS!
00:23Go!
00:30Well done, Titans!
00:32We saved the city from the living trash can!
00:35Let's celebrate!
00:38I cannot, for I am the stinky!
00:42I'm straight up funky, and not in the cold way!
00:47Granted, we may be covered in odious trash, but I'm sure Jump City appreciates our sacrifice!
00:54I don't care about no appreciations! I'm over battling these goofy villains, yo!
00:58Agreed! The fighting of the ridiculous garbage monster is beneath us!
01:03Ah, you're right! Who am I kidding?
01:05Our last few crime alerts have been a joke!
01:08We should have been going on super cool high-risk covert missions like Task Force X!
01:13Better yet, we should join Task Force X!
01:18Oh, great idea!
01:21If we join Task Force X, we could finally face off against real villains!
01:25And go on real missions that make a difference in the world!
01:28Titans, go!
01:31Task Force X headquarters!
01:34Follow my lead, Titans!
01:37Remember, we are superheroes that deserve respect!
01:46The Teen Titans!
01:48What are you kids doing snooping around my building?
01:50I'm in the world!
01:52We are big fans!
01:54Oh yeah, I want to be a ruthless amoral boss lady just like you when I'm older!
01:58Can I get you all the girls?
01:59Oh!
01:59We are enough!
02:00We are enough!
02:03We are enough!
02:04This desk is always doing that!
02:07Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
02:10What do you want?
02:11We want to join Task Force X.
02:24Oh, you're serious.
02:26And why should I let you?
02:28Because we're the greatest superhero team ever assembled.
02:31And we'll do anything you say.
02:34Anything, huh?
02:35All right, you're in.
02:36In fact, I have a mission for you right now.
02:38I assume you need us to go on some super top-secret mission
02:41where only heroes with our special abilities can succeed.
02:44Uh, no, I have professionals for that.
02:46I just need you to do some menial work around the office.
02:50What?
02:51We volunteered to be edgy and cool high-profile heroes,
02:54not office temps.
02:56I understand.
02:57I'm not going to ask you to do anything you don't want to do.
03:01I'm just going to force you!
03:06Yo, what'd you just do to our booties?
03:08I injected them with nanobombs.
03:10So if any of you defy my orders,
03:13I will blow your butts clean up!
03:15Okay, okay!
03:17We'll do your office work!
03:18Just please, please leave the butts-dee alone!
03:21That's the spirit I like to see.
03:23Now listen close,
03:25because I have an important job for you.
03:31I can't believe Waller's making us get her lunch.
03:34We should be battling criminals, not her appetite.
03:36Hi, yeah, we'll take a six-inch turkey sub
03:39with lettuce, tomato, and...
03:42Oh, no!
03:43I can't remember if Amanda wanted pickles or not!
03:46Maybe we should go back and ask her.
03:47Are you crazy, Raven?
03:49We can't let Waller know we forgot her order!
03:51She'll blow her buns off!
03:53Yo, I seems to recall she wanted pickles.
03:57Are you the sure?
03:58Our bum-bums are on the line!
04:03Yeah, I'm sure.
04:05She loves them pickles.
04:08We got your order, Miss Waller.
04:10Good work.
04:11Now, hand over my lunch.
04:14Wait, uh, you should treat yourself first.
04:19Oh, yes!
04:20The pudding, flavored with the butter of the Scottish,
04:24looks delicious today.
04:26Here comes the plane for a landing.
04:28Phew, we will.
04:30Get that pudding plane out of my face
04:32and get me my sandwich!
04:41Please don't blow my butt off!
04:43It was an accident!
04:44It's okay, sweetie.
04:46I understand.
04:47Really?
04:48No!
04:51No!
04:53Wait!
04:54Bring him back!
04:55If we don't reattach him in the next eight hours,
04:57his booty will waste away and be gone forever!
05:00Are you sure about that, Cyborg?
05:02Yes, I'm sure.
05:03It's basic butt science, dude.
05:04Come on, Robin.
05:05Read a book once in a while.
05:07Silence!
05:09Unbelievable.
05:10I really hate this desk.
05:12Anyhow, you should be more worried about yourselves
05:15because if you fail my next task,
05:17you'll be kissing your own butts goodbye.
05:19I want you to head down to the accounting department
05:22and fight a polka dot man.
05:27You wanted to see me?
05:29Yes, man of the polka dots.
05:30Please, have the seat.
05:33What's this all about?
05:35It's about your work.
05:37You're putting way too many ellipses in your report.
05:39I can't help it.
05:41I'm a big fan of Dot.
05:45Well, you know who isn't a fan?
05:47Walla, she does not like you.
05:49I'm afraid she wants you gone, dude.
05:51Oh, no!
05:52How am I going to tell my wife, Donnie,
05:54that I lost my job?
05:58The bear and the bear.
06:00I am the sure she will understand.
06:03Do I at least get a severance package?
06:06Let me see the note.
06:09How about my unused sick days?
06:12The note.
06:19We have to stop his emotional outbursts
06:21before we all drown in these dots.
06:23I have the idea.
06:26So did you do it, Izzygaard?
06:28Well, about that.
06:30Thanks for switching me over to the PR department,
06:33Ms. Waller.
06:33I promise I'll dot every eye in our press releases.
06:43The now and the now.
06:45You never said we could not give out the promotion.
06:48You know what?
06:49You're right.
06:50That was my mistake.
06:55And that was your mistake for defying my order.
07:00She didn't deserve that, Waller.
07:02Why are you so obsessed with blowing off our butts, lady?
07:05None of your business.
07:06I have another task for you.
07:08Sophia Falcone has just filed a workers' comp claim
07:11for an injured neck.
07:12But I have a feeling she's faking it,
07:14so I want you to follow her and bring me back proof.
07:17Now go!
07:23Okay, Titans.
07:24We just need to watch Sophia
07:25until she does something to prove
07:27that she's faking that neck injury.
07:40Ugh, so boring.
07:42Ugh, we don't have time for this.
07:44I got an idea.
07:59We got you!
08:01You faking!
08:01Oh, yeah!
08:04Oh!
08:06Ow!
08:15So, as you can see,
08:17Sophia was faking her neck injury.
08:19We can just stop it right there.
08:20I say when to stop.
08:22You faking!
08:23Oh, yeah!
08:28Yeah, she may have a legit claim now.
08:30But don't forget,
08:31we're the ones who caught Sophia lying to begin with.
08:33So, we're good, right?
08:39Raven!
08:40Cyborg!
08:41It's just you now, Boy Wonder.
08:43Do you think you can handle another task?
08:46Or should I just blow your butt off right now?
08:49Task, please.
08:50Bring these papers down to procurement.
08:52Even you should be able to handle that.
08:56Yes, yes, yes.
09:05That must be where Amanda Waller is storing the titan's booties.
09:13It's up to me to save their butts.
09:26What could she want with all of them?
09:28Not much time left.
09:29The titan's booties must be here somewhere.
09:35Eww.
09:37Aha!
09:38Here they are!
09:39Now to track down the titans and reattach these booties.
09:43Ugh!
09:43These things are useless!
09:45Huh?
09:46What are you doing in here?
09:47Oh, this isn't the procurement office.
09:51Do I look like a fool?
09:53Kiss your butt goodbye, Robin!
09:55Ah!
10:01What?
10:02It appears as though my butt is too tight to be blown off.
10:06All those squats really paid off.
10:09This can only mean one thing.
10:11You're the chosen butt.
10:13I have been searching for you for so many years.
10:17Really?
10:18Robin, I need you to go on a super important mission where only a hero with buns like yours can
10:25succeed.
10:25Ha ha ha!
10:26I knew it!
10:27Finally, for respect I deserve!
10:32Would you look at that?
10:34Finally!
10:35My desk is fixed!
10:36Oh!
10:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:39These buns are so strong!
10:41How do you do!
10:43I need noon or something!
10:48I want to download this book!
10:49I just learned how are you related to the stuff where I'm in here,
10:49and you're not gonna be responsible.
10:49I'll really be Venezuela!
10:49Here you go!
10:49Please have� toidoistem Sun13,
10:49and I'll be back.
10:50Love you!
10:51No!
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