00:14T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-L-S T-T-I-D-A-N-T
00:36I can't wait to open our presents tomorrow, yo!
00:39Let us cheers with the egg of the nog
00:43CHARLIE SEKOLF
00:46No cheers!
00:48Where's your Christmas spirit, Robin?
00:50It's busy guarding our presents
00:56From what, fool? Ain't nobody after our gifts?
00:58Oh, really? Well, I know one lowlife that would love nothing more than to get their greedy little mitts on
01:05our presents.
01:06The White Elephant.
01:09Please, who is the White Elephant?
01:11Some fool Robin just made up.
01:12I did not make him up! He's a yuletide creep who flies from house to house stealing Christmas gifts.
01:19Okay, crazy. That's ridiculous.
01:21The White Elephant sounds the adorable!
01:24There is nothing adorable about stealing presents.
01:27You are truly one paranoid little man.
01:29We need to stay up all night to protect our gifts.
01:32Oh, he's getting tired, yo.
01:34We would much rather lay snug in our beds with visions of sugar plumbers dancing in our heads.
01:42Yeah! Let's hit the hay, y'all!
01:44There will be no hay hitting!
01:46How can you possibly sleep knowing that the White Elephant is out there stealing presents?
01:51Easy. I just shut my eyes and get crazy snuggled up with my fluffy wood or blanket.
01:56Time to get cozy, y'all!
01:58Cozy! Cozy! Cozy! Cozy!
02:09Ha ha ha!
02:11Let's see the White Elephant get past this!
02:13Don't you worry, sweet Christmas gifts. The Boy Wonder is staying up all night to protect you!
02:23Where are the presents, Robin?
02:25Ah!
02:27She said, the presents!
02:30Where are they?
02:31They're gone?
02:33Ah!
02:34It must have been the White Elephant!
02:38The alert of the crime on Christmas morning?
02:45See? Christmas presents from all over the city have gone missing!
02:48Huh! Maybe you aren't that paranoid.
02:51Wrong!
02:52I am that paranoid!
02:53Which is why I placed trackers on all our presents!
02:57Where did the White Elephant take them?
02:59Uh-huh!
03:00It looks like he went to the South Pole!
03:01Oh, mans! We'll freeze our booties off, yo!
03:05Well, not that, South Pole. He's at the South Pole Sock Company, on the outskirts of Jump City.
03:08Then let's go rescue those stolen presents and bring joy to the world!
03:13Titans, go!
03:17Yo, this warehouse looks full-on sketchy!
03:23Whoa! Check out all those socks!
03:26Careful, Titans! That no-good White Elephant could be anywhere!
03:31Our gifts! There they are!
03:33Whoa!
03:33Whoa!
03:34Hey!
03:39Oh! The White Elephant!
03:41That's me!
03:42The super-cool, super-awesome, far-from-no-good White Elephant!
03:47You can call me White Ale!
03:49Please stop. You're embarrassing everyone here.
03:51You're an embarrassment!
03:53We want our presents back, White Elephant!
03:55Forget it!
03:56Once a gift has been stolen, there's no getting it back!
03:59Oh, how I love to steal presents!
04:02Stealing is the wrong!
04:04You wouldn't say that if you knew my story!
04:07Oh, brother, here we go.
04:08I was a wee little calf.
04:10In the old days of yore, I loved Christmas so much, and opening presents even more!
04:16I dreamt of something cool on that Christmas Eve!
04:20I tore back the wrappings, and what did I receive?
04:22I got socks!
04:25Stupid, stupid socks!
04:27But my hopes remained high, that next Christmas would bring joy!
04:31Another Christmas came, and more socks!
04:35Year after year, it was the same routine!
04:38Socks, socks, and more socks!
04:40It was just me!
04:41I wrote sand, and told him, please!
04:45No more socks!
04:46But did that fool listen?
04:48No!
04:49Just socks!
04:50In every wrapped box!
04:51I swore on that very day, that if I couldn't have an awesome present, then no one would!
04:58I ruined Christmas for everyone!
05:01That's when I came up with the coolest game of all time, and named it after myself!
05:05Oh, you named it Dum Dum.
05:07No!
05:08The meanie?
05:09No!
05:10Barry?
05:10Do I look like a Barry?
05:12My name is White Elephant.
05:14The game is called White Elephant!
05:17The holiday game that office workers around the world have to endure year after year?
05:21Aw, man, I hate that game!
05:23That's the point!
05:24You do realize you named a game that everyone hates after yourself?
05:28Yes, but it was worth it!
05:29And now, you are all going to play the White Elephant game with White Elephant!
05:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:37Fine, we'll play your game, if you play ours first.
05:41It's called Titans Go!
05:43Take down the Elephant!
05:51Now, are you ready to play my little game?
05:53Oh, perhaps we should do the playing of his game!
05:57Ugh, it might be a little less painful.
05:59No, and we're not working in an office, so you can't force us to play while we pretend it's fun!
06:04In that case, say goodbye to all of Jump City's presents!
06:11No!
06:12Yes!
06:13You either play with me, or I'll destroy everyone's thoughtful gifts, including your own!
06:18You are the monster!
06:20All right, White Elephant, if it means saving the city's Christmas presents, we'll play your game!
06:27Excellent!
06:31Ah!
06:32What's happening?
06:33We're going to play the ultimate version of White Elephant!
06:38Inside each of these presents is a gift that will blow your mind!
06:43Yeah, yeah, whatever.
06:44Can we just pick numbers from a hat so we can see who goes first?
06:47Oh, we won't be picking numbers from a hat, baby!
06:50We'll be picking them from the mouth of a sleeping lion!
06:57You're a madman!
07:00Yes, I am!
07:01Now go!
07:14Be cool!
07:16Be cool!
07:17Ah!
07:18Ah!
07:23Oh, he whooped you!
07:25That was too good!
07:26Okay, now it's your turn to pick a number.
07:28You crazy icon in there? I already have my number.
07:31Can we just play the game?
07:33Of course we can.
07:36Who goes first?
07:39Me.
07:40Well then, pick your gift!
07:48It's a lifetime supply of ice cream!
07:53Lifetime supply?
07:54Ice snacks!
07:55Now, you can steal that lifetime supply of ice cream, or you can take your chances and open a new
08:02gift.
08:03Hmm.
08:04Hmm.
08:05I ain't no thief.
08:07New gift!
08:11Fancy luggage for a trip around the world, yo!
08:14Oh, really?
08:16What?
08:16I will not the steal.
08:18New gift!
08:20Look at me!
08:21I ain't stealing.
08:23Shoot your train!
08:24Awesome!
08:25Not stealing!
08:27Gold?
08:29Woo!
08:31Oh, you like that, do you?
08:33That's too bad, because I'm next, and I choose to steal it from you!
08:42Now, you can steal one of your friend's awesome gifts, or choose the last gift!
08:48I'll take the last gift.
09:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you got the worst gift in the world, socks!
09:04Yes, nice!
09:06Wait, what?
09:07No!
09:08You're supposed to hate the socks, thus making you regret not stealing from your friends at
09:13ruining Christmas!
09:14But I love socks!
09:15No one loves socks!
09:16We do, for they aren't so the plush on the toesies!
09:21Socks are the best!
09:22You can have all our gifts!
09:24We want in on them socks, baby!
09:27Woo!
09:28Woo!
09:28Woo!
09:29Woo!
09:32Woo!
09:34Woo!
09:38Woo!
09:39Woo!
09:40Woo!
09:42Hey, what are you doing?
09:43This is so fun!
09:45It does look pretty fun!
09:47Come on, white elephant!
09:49Join us!
09:50Who, me?
09:57Thleaf!
09:59Thleaf!
10:00Oh, this type of is so wrong!
10:02That's a wonderful gift!
10:04It's a Christmas miracle!
10:06Wow!
10:06Whoa! That was sick!
10:17Come on, everyone. We've got some presents to the turn.
10:44Merry Christmas to all and to all of Parasite!
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