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01:12All right, so I've got an adventure where you all tour my amazing magic chocolate factory and get killed off
01:18one by one from OSHA violations, one where a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war against the United States military,
01:24and one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland with a telepathic talking dog who's mean
01:30to you the whole time. What do you think?
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03:20C'est parti pour le critiquement endangé Red Ribbon Rhinoceros.
03:25Ah, juste comme Maman fait.
03:37Oh mon Dieu!
03:40Ah, c'est bon, c'est bon.
03:42Un dans, quatre à go.
03:43All right, je suis en train de faire une vote.
03:45C'est parti pour ça.
03:46Et aussi, je vais faire un vegan pour le reste de la journée.
03:49Vous ne pouvez pas faire ça.
03:53Qu'est-ce que tu peux faire ça ?
03:54Sorry, Jax.
03:55DEMOCRACY HAS SPOKEN.
03:58DEMOCRACY SUCKS.
04:02Wait, what?
04:03Why me?
04:04I thought a position of power suited you.
04:07Oh my god, are these all gonna be Jax's ideas?
04:13Well, Miss President, it looks like there are some new developments in the ongoing war between Australia and New Zealand.
04:20We may need to take in some refugees.
04:22What are you-
04:23I am just being here.
04:26You're doing great, Pomni!
04:28Come down here for a sec.
04:31We all got briefs on our characters.
04:34I'm your assistant.
04:36Is that a baby head lamp?
04:39Didn't you get one too?
04:41I figured we were all on the same page here.
04:43But if not, you're gonna have to tap into those golden improv skills.
04:47I'm sorry, what?
04:48Oh yeah, I didn't give you one because I wanted to see what you'd do.
04:52Thanks, Jax.
04:53Appreciate it.
04:54I'm not Jax.
04:58Oi, mate!
04:59I'm an Australian extremist!
05:01And I've come to detonate this bomb that'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into-
05:07Did I pick a bad time?
05:12His acting is phenomenal.
05:14It's hard to believe he's vegan.
05:17Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?
05:19Don't worry, President Pomni.
05:21I believe you can do this.
05:22There's centipedes in there too.
05:24Just be sure you know what you're doing.
05:27Okay, well, which wire do I cut?
05:29Follow your heart.
05:30You stay out of this!
05:31Shouldn't you be arrested or something?
05:33Hey, I'm on your side here.
05:34You're literally not.
05:36Come on, just pick your favorite color.
05:38Like the red one?
05:40I'd personally go with blue.
05:42Blue's my favorite color, it being closest to black and all.
05:47Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?
05:49Well, no.
05:50There's no black wire.
05:51Hi!
05:52I'm a New Zealand extremist and I don't know what New Zealanders threaten people with.
06:01It's not a merk.
06:04It's not a merk.
06:07You're a favorite color.
06:10It's not a merk.
06:13It's a merk.
06:17It's a merk.
06:20It's a merk.
06:20You're the find, it's a merk.
06:23It's an merk.
06:29Yeah, you're the fern.
06:31I'm a morning, I'm a dicho, I'm a young, an elf.
06:31Ah, c'est ça. Au moins que nous avons une qui est de quelqu'un d'autre.
06:35Oui, il n'y a rien de plus de fun qu'être de retour à l'école.
06:39Juste une chance, Jax. J'ai rien de mal avec votre suggestion.
06:43Mais, comment tu sais que c'était ma suggestion?
06:47Tu peux croire ça, Pomni ?
06:49La première fois, elle a dessiné un animé, maintenant elle a drague nous tous dans une.
06:52Elle doit être une de ces, euh...
06:56Losses.
06:57Tu m'as mis en train d'un moving track.
06:59All right, class. Today, we're gonna learn the popular foreign language known as...
07:04English?
07:05This is boring.
07:07I vote we skip it.
07:08Shut up, we're not skipping it.
07:09Slice of life animes are the worst ones.
07:12It's embarrassing.
07:14I mean...
07:14I guess it's not as embarrassing as that time Gangle took an anime figure and...
07:18Actually, I can't, I can't skip it, that's fine.
07:20No, let's skip this one.
07:31Are we just chilling for this one?
07:34Can I finally relax?
07:36I guess so, but I prefer a little bite to my adventures.
07:41Then why don't you help yourself to a sandwich?
07:45Here.
07:46Thanks.
07:49Do you think Gangle is actually capable of being happy?
07:54What?
07:55I don't know, like her comedy mask still breaks every day.
07:58Does she think hanging out with Zubul is gonna magically fix that?
08:02Maybe, she just doesn't want to hang out with someone who's mean to her all the time.
08:06She likes when I'm mean to her though.
08:08I didn't think you cared about what other people like.
08:11That, I just...
08:13No, yeah, you're right.
08:15I don't.
08:17Do you have any actual friends?
08:21Not anymore.
08:24Oh, oh, oh, wait, no, I'm sorry.
08:27I wasn't talking about that.
08:29That wasn't meant to be, uh, uh, hey, Kinger.
08:33Did you see the fireflies all the way over there?
08:39What was that about?
08:41It's nothing.
08:42Who cares?
08:45Doesn't she get on your nerves sometimes?
08:47I mean, she's nice to everyone.
08:50I don't know.
08:51I just, I think she tries way too hard.
08:54Like, we're stuck in...
08:56Why are you always pretending everything's always fine?
08:59Like, if you tell someone they're loved and appreciated every day, it just kind of loses all meaning.
09:06It just feels like she's trying to take advantage of you, you know?
09:09I don't know.
09:12Also, she's dumb and she looks weird.
09:15Think we all look weird.
09:17Excuse you.
09:18This is what peak male performance looks like.
09:20My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity.
09:25You don't have a tail.
09:26What are you talking about?
09:28Yes, I do.
09:29It's...
09:29What the?
09:30Where's my tail?
09:32How long have I not had my tail?
09:33I have never seen you with a tail.
09:36When would that have even...
09:41They look happy.
09:43They do, don't they?
09:45You think after this, maybe we could...
09:48Wait a minute!
09:49That's a bad thing!
09:50Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing!
09:53I think that...
09:54Don't say that.
09:55I think they're enjoying the suggestion box adventures more than the me adventures!
10:00What should I do?
10:00You should die!
10:01You should throw a f***ing beach party!
10:04Why do you swear now?
10:06Forget it!
10:06Let's go to an intermission!
10:11Intermission time.
21:27Ok, allons-y calmer un peu.
21:30WHAT?! Vous êtes le gars qui a dit que c'est bien de être un mec parfois!
21:34Je suis désolé Pompny, ça n'était pas très cool de moi.
21:38C'est... bien.
21:40Pas d'exprimer pour moi? C'est tellement triste.
21:45Je suis désolé, Jax, pour...
21:48pour... pour bringing up cette chose d'abord.
21:57Donc... vous voulez... parler... de cette chose ?
22:02Je suis dans une main outfit, qu'est-ce que tu penses ?
22:07Donc, comment est-ce que le jeu va ?
22:09Great ! Gangle a hit un home run !
22:11Really ?
22:12Oui, vos instructions ont beaucoup aidé.
22:16Oh...
22:17What are you talking about ?
22:21Wowee !
22:22Another home run !
22:25God damnit !
22:27What... euh...
22:28Okay...
22:29Nice going, Zubo !
22:31All right, Pompny, you're up !
22:34Hey, Ragatha.
22:35You wanna bat for me instead ?
22:37Oh...
22:38Uh...
22:39I guess I could.
22:40If you really don't want to.
22:42Think of it as a second chance to show him who's boss.
22:46Huh...
22:47Yeah...
22:55Uh...
22:55Bazaoui Zuiwa !
22:58Another home run !
22:59And that makes three home runs in a row !
23:01The Big Tops win !
23:03Uh...
23:04That's...
23:05Not...
23:05How softball works.
23:07Well, that's how my softball works !
23:08We're done ! Hooray !
23:09No !
23:11Ugh !
23:12F***, man !
23:13We didn't even get to bat !
23:18You did it, Ragatha !
23:20We won !
23:22Whoa !
23:22Uh...
23:22I mean...
23:23I guess...
23:24Good job !
23:26Whatever you did !
23:27Huh ?
23:28Uh...
23:29Oh, yeah.
23:29Good job, team.
23:31Huh ?
23:32Oh, cool.
23:33I'm not a vegan anymore.
23:35Oh, hey !
23:36W...
23:37Wait...
23:37What are you...
23:40Why is going on ?
23:49Well, I hope we all learned that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all !
23:54And Kane's ideas are much better !
23:57Well, some of them were pretty okay.
23:59I kinda liked the low-stakes ones.
24:01I thought the first two were awesome.
24:03The rest...
24:04Eh...
24:05Oh, yeah, Pomni.
24:06I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
24:09Uh...
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:09Sure.
24:16Uh...
24:17Ah...
25:12...
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