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00:00All right, with that, we've got all the food we'll need for today.
00:04Yep, shall we head back now?
00:06Come on, you can't do that!
00:08Is that Miss Jaunty?
00:12What's going on?
00:13Oh, Azusa, I'm in a real bind!
00:17This is the worst thing that's happened since I opened the Flotta branch!
00:21It's huge! Miss Jaunty, are you really building yet another new temple?
00:26Not gonna lie, it is impressive.
00:28No, this is definitely not my temple! Look!
00:32That sign there, see what it says?
00:34Live a life of virtue with the Virtue Stamp Card, the Mega Mega Temple Flotta branch.
00:42Hold on, Mega Mega?
00:49Wait, what? I'm sorry! A temple to that goddess? There's no way!
01:01I'm sorry!
01:28I'm sorry!
01:34I'm sorry!
01:36I'm sorry!
02:39But still, the goddess's temple was bigger than any I've seen.
02:43I don't care what she is.
02:44This is an undeniable case of tyranny.
02:47Next time I see her, she's gonna get a piece of my mind.
02:51Come on.
02:52I bet a hot cup of tea at my place will calm you down.
02:57Ah, this tea Falfa made me is just lovely.
03:00So balanced and refreshing.
03:01Huh?
03:02Goddess Mega Mechas here?
03:04What?
03:05Well, Falfa, for your virtue stamp card, here is one virtue stamp.
03:09Yay!
03:09I got a stamp!
03:12Oh, Mother.
03:13Hey, welcome back!
03:16Azusa!
03:17I've been waiting for you!
03:19You see, I've decided to build a branch temple here in Falfa.
03:22Isn't that great?
03:23I thought I'd visit while I'm here.
03:26Okay.
03:30Oh!
03:31Well, well, if it isn't the adorable little pine spirit.
03:34Uh-oh.
03:35Is she about to become a forest fire?
03:40Hey, Miss Jaunty!
03:42Take it easy!
03:46Great Goddess Mega Mecha!
03:48I've heard all about your virtue stamp cards and I think they're brilliant!
03:52I'm so glad you're here.
03:53I hope we can get along as neighbors.
03:56What?
03:57I also want to say, Great Goddess Mega Mecha, you sure are gorgeous.
04:01And you have tons of followers and your popularity is just soaring, too.
04:05You're a real role model.
04:07Wow.
04:08Oh my goodness, thank you.
04:10That was quite the about face.
04:12And some serious brown nosing, too.
04:15By the way, Great Goddess Mega Mecha, I have a favor to ask.
04:19What might that be?
04:21If you happen to have any followers who want to get married and are in the market for a nice
04:24venue,
04:25I humbly request that you encourage them to use my temple.
04:28She's even throwing in a sales pitch.
04:31Ah, interesting prospect.
04:33Oh, here's an idea.
04:35I could make weddings count toward the virtue stamp card.
04:37That is definitely within my power.
04:40Yes, that would work perfectly.
04:43Good.
04:43I'm happy we were able to work that out, then.
04:46What a treat.
04:47This is going to be so great.
04:49Nice neighbors are the best.
04:51Agreed.
04:52And we should do lots of collaborations, too.
04:56Looks like the problem Miss Chanti had with the temple has been solved.
04:59Well, that's good.
05:01I guess.
05:03Oh, Azusa!
05:04Guess who's back!
05:06Oh, Goddess!
05:07Oh, what's up?
05:09Well, you see, I have a bit of a problem.
05:12And I was hoping you could help me solve it.
05:15Oh, you mean to tell me even Goddesses have problems sometimes?
05:19Yes.
05:20Even with the power of the Divine, there are some things I just can't fix on my own.
05:25The thing is, it appears I now have a rival!
05:29A rival?
05:30Azusa!
05:31Have you ever heard of the Goddess Nintan?
05:33The name certainly rings a bell, but I'm afraid I don't know much about her.
05:37I do.
05:38The Goddess Nintan has been worshipped since ancient times.
05:41The royal capital even holds an enormous festival for her.
05:45She's a very famous goddess.
05:47Nintan is also very crabby.
05:49According to legend, she turns any humans who are rude or displease her into frogs.
05:54What? Frogs?
05:55She sounds pretty tyrannical to me.
05:58Nintan is extremely hard-headed.
06:00She favors tradition and rejects anything she deems newfangled.
06:03So much so that she's recently started to restrict other deities who wish to undertake new activities.
06:09It's rather frustrating.
06:10I gather...
06:11That you've fallen under her recent restrictions, Goddess.
06:14Yes.
06:15She said I can't keep doing the Virtue Stamp cards because she finds them ridiculous.
06:20If nothing changes, I won't be able to distribute them.
06:23She's gonna stamp them right out.
06:25Well, that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, though, would it?
06:29How can you say that? It would be the worst!
06:31But, like, it's better than a goddess getting turned into a frog, right?
06:35You shouldn't take that risk over something so silly.
06:38There is nothing silly about it!
06:40Virtue stamps are a wonderful system.
06:42They contribute to the betterment of society.
06:45Why, my lovely Virtue Stamps are a soft new breeze blowing through an old, hardened world.
06:50I didn't realize you had such lofty intentions for them.
06:54Even for the Goddess Nintan, this stunt is beyond the pale.
06:57I have no choice but to give her a piece of my mind.
07:00I feel like I heard someone else use that phrase not too long ago.
07:05I'm wondering about logistics.
07:07Where would one find Goddess Nintan?
07:09Oh, I know where she lives.
07:10A temple in Nintania.
07:12A town on the outskirts of the capital.
07:15Well, that settles it.
07:16You'll come with me, right, Azusa?
07:18What?
07:19What?
07:20Why would I do that?
07:21Oh, because you know you want to accompany me to ask her not to ban my special Virtue Stamp cards.
07:27No!
07:28I don't want to go!
07:29You said it yourself, that tyrant turns people into props!
07:32Oh, pretty please!
07:33I am begging you here!
07:35You're asking too much of me!
07:37What power would a human have in that situation?
07:39Hold on.
07:40Aren't you the one living a nice, happy, immortal, overpowered life thanks to little old Mega Mega Me?
07:46And surrounded by so much family, too?
07:50Well, yes, but...
07:55Fine, twist my arm, why don't ya?
07:57But I'm only tagging along, do you understand?
08:00Oh, yes, of course!
08:02I knew you'd come through!
08:06Wow, what an impressive temple!
08:09Long, long ago, the Goddess Nintan descended upon this good land.
08:14The town became known as Nintania, and this fine temple was built for her.
08:18I'm so glad I got to come here during my lifetime!
08:21I fulfilled the pilgrimage of my dreams!
08:24Devout followers like them make the journey here from all over the country to worship the Goddess.
08:29And Nintan herself resides in the temple, too, doesn't she?
08:32Oh, yes!
08:33But she remains invisible to ordinary folk, of course.
08:37If she were to reveal herself carelessly, it would deal a blow to her divine dignity!
08:42That's rich coming from you.
08:51Here it is!
08:52The statue of the Goddess Nintan!
08:54It sure is impressive!
08:58Huh?
08:58Well then, shall we venture inside?
09:01Huh?
09:01Venture inside where?
09:03Whatever you do, do not let go of my hand or else...
09:09We're gonna crash!
09:20We're gonna crash!
09:21Now crash?
09:23Yay!
09:24We made it!
09:25Wow.
09:26Is this place...
09:28Yes, we're in Nintan's dimension.
09:30So it's the realm of gods?
09:33And that is the great goddess Nintan herself.
09:36Yes, we're in Nintan's dimension.
10:05I am the lesser goddess Mega Mega what I bow before you today with just one wish I
10:12want us to build a relationship oh my superior senior goddess deja vu oh
10:21and as a symbol of my goodwill I've come bearing a sweet treat their snacks
10:26limes I hope you like them no thanks for I detest sweets in any form oh you
10:34prefer spirits and savory snacks then in that case no thanks oh don't be like
10:43that you don't stop trying to play me with gifts it's unseemly I smelled your
10:50scheme the moment you appeared you fear your teachings will be suppressed so you
10:55came hoping to make a sweetheart deal with me didn't you look Mega Mega there are
11:01great many gods in this world I know this well you see and I have graciously
11:06overlooked many slights you're saying you'll graciously overlook my stuff too
11:11that is really so nice of you silence little girl I already said I sniffed out
11:16your scheme that includes your virtue stamps you've heard about the cards of
11:21course I have there's not a trace of divine dignity to be found in them you
11:26would rather play the fool than be the sublime and lofty God you really are and
11:30your silly games have got to end well sure virtue stamps are on the sillier
11:36side of things the truth comes out but even so it's harmless fun which is the
11:42spice of life that adds flavor to all worlds and silly can mean laughter and joy so
11:48perhaps silly things have their own value too no something can be good even if it
11:54has zero value at all why my very existence is living proof of that and my cards
11:59are a lovely new breeze you're saying a lot of words but I wouldn't guess
12:04they're from a God's mouth God speak with impassioned resolve that could
12:08withstand the fiercest storm show that to me if you can huh let's see
12:15she's got nothing not sure how impassioned this sounds I just believe people
12:20should do nice things no matter how small and then keep it going it doesn't
12:24require much thought to pay our kindness forward right right it is clear that
12:30concepts such as divinity or tradition elude you take your leave I hadn't
12:36instructed my priest to put a ban on your Creed but I will now please no not that
12:41be gone or I'll turn you into a frog are we leaving I've still got one last resort and
12:51it appears I have no other choice huh with your own impassioned words if it's a
13:04fight you want fine then I'm using twit you and your follower have done nothing
13:11but offend me since your arrival for that you'll both perish you'll live to
13:17regret drawing that blade just not for very long will I guess we'll find out
13:23here's a taste of true tradition in the form of my soul
13:39I'm going to reduce you to specks of rust on my sword
14:06not bad I admit you do have some skill
14:12naturally we're both gods yes but I'm of much higher rank and importance
14:18what's that mean in the past I was the goddess of many worlds though this was
14:24one of them there were countless more while you on the other hand are just one
14:28of the gods who oversees this world and this world only so yeah I'm basically an
14:34executive at headquarters and you're a branch manager of a single region we're on
14:39different levels or we would be if I hadn't gone and goofed it up
14:45didn't need to add that the audacity
14:55that's just 50% or 60 no I've only used 90% of my strength so far that's about all
15:03of it
15:04HQ aside you're still a newcomer a god with a history like me won't be beaten by you
15:14now taste my power
15:29ribbety rip
15:30is that you
15:33behold my secret art
15:37your secret art made me a frog ribbit at least you're a frog who speaks
15:42ribbety rip oh but that's some weird tick
15:46I grow bored of your insulting presence here
15:49I won't forgive your rudeness
15:51there is no need for a new breeze
15:54people lived peaceful lives long before your virtue cards
15:57they can go without change for eons
16:39I said you'd regret drawing your blade against me
16:42you shouldn't have made the first move
16:44ribbety
16:51look I do get what you're saying
16:53an easy life that's always the same can be nice
16:56but then so are other things
16:59change in the form of a light breeze can be refreshing
17:02you think
17:04what's wrong with stamp cards
17:05nothing
17:06they're positive and fun to use
17:09besides
17:10bullying those who are weaker than you is much worse
17:14so you've chosen defiance too
17:17I'd step aside if I were you
17:18you're the strongest human in the world but you can't beat a god
17:22if you know that
17:23you should know this
17:24I'm only as strong as I am today
17:27thanks to what Mega Mega graciously gave me
17:29so I owe her
17:38I can't sit back while you kill her
17:40or I'd betray everything I've been up until now
17:43oh Azusa
17:45you think you have one of the most virtuous hearts ribbit
17:48for your courage I present you with this
17:50please proceed it now ribbit
17:53of course it's a virtue stamp card
17:55but ribbit
17:56it's not just any virtue stamp card
17:58that one's a gold virtue stamp card
18:00hey
18:01is that good
18:02those who complete this card are truly noble beings
18:05and yours is all filled up ribbit
18:09as a reward you get the stone of powers close to those of the gods
18:14simpler turn
18:15you just leveled up again
18:27I was so certain that my level was completely maxed
18:31but I'm stronger
18:33you've attained god to your level
18:36a lonely mortal witch
18:38I won't acknowledge such disrespect
18:41too slow
18:45or I'm too fast
18:47I mean
18:48I've always looked 17
18:49but now I really feel like it too
18:51I feel so light
18:53what's going on here
18:55it's absurd
18:57I won't accept it
19:04it doesn't matter if you accept it
19:06point is
19:07you were gonna attack a poor defenseless frog with a sword
19:10which really isn't a good look is it
19:14perhaps
19:14but I could never yield to a mere human being
19:17you are stubborn to a fault
19:19I hope you like frogs
19:21which of them
19:23what's more important to our world
19:25everyone's happiness or old stale ideas
19:28if people are happy thanks to mega mega's teachings
19:31that's enough
19:32axing her cards just because they're weird
19:34isn't really fair
19:38at the very least
19:40I'm without a doubt
19:41one happy witch
19:44ribbety ribbit
19:48you win this fight
19:50I admit defeat
19:56so since I won the duel and everything
19:59will you acknowledge mega mega's teachings now
20:02very well
20:05I will approve of your so-called stamp cards
20:08yay
20:09we did it ribbit
20:12my initial reaction seems a bit narrow-minded in hindsight
20:16my respect for tradition
20:18it made me unable to accept change
20:21to think I'd learn that from a mortal girl
20:25aww
20:28you've bested me in strength and wisdom
20:30thus I hereby declare
20:32I'm Nintan to you from now on
20:34I can't drop your title
20:36for years and years
20:37implementing new things has kept tradition alive in this town and temple
20:42it's all so obvious now that I think about it
20:46oh you don't say ribbit
20:48because of your devotion to old ways you refuse to accept new ideas
20:53so you stunted society
20:55by being a mean old fuck
21:00you've got your slimy tongue
21:01forget what I said
21:03I'm banning your teachings after all
21:04all virtue stamp cards will be erased from this world
21:07oh should a divine being go back on her word though
21:11go eat flies
21:13stop we had everything wrapped up with a big bow
21:22boy I wasn't sure what she'd do for a second
21:25but as of now the virtue card problem is resolved
21:28and Nintan's no longer mad which is a relief
21:31I couldn't agree more
21:33huh
21:34we forgot to turn you back
21:37ribbit
21:38good
21:52so
22:06i'll see you next time
23:38I disagree.
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