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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:08The end of the world is the end of the world.
00:09Where am I?
00:14Oh crap.
00:17I died again.
00:20The end of the world is the end of the world.
00:24The end of the world is the end of the world.
00:45The end of the world is the end of the world.
00:48This is a lost sight of the world.
00:50I'll use the end of the world.
00:56I can't believe it.
01:01I'll be here.
01:02I'll be here.
01:04I'll be here.
01:05I'll be here.
01:06I'll be here.
01:08I believe it's a wonderful world
01:15Look, we're still here
01:21We're still waiting for you
01:26I won't be able to see you
01:30I'm not going to be able to see you
01:33We're all here
01:34I hope you will be a part of this team.
01:53After a battle with Verdea, the Devil King's general, the season changed to winter.
01:58On this particular day, I was in a mood that was not so good.
02:04I need money!
02:06Well, duh. Everyone here needs money. Money makes life easier.
02:10If you had ambition, things would be different.
02:12I mean, here I am, a goddess, and you have no problem letting me sleep in a stable.
02:16That's both shameful and disrespectful.
02:20Straighten up and give me the life I deserve already!
02:23Spoil me with luxury, darn it!
02:25Look, lady, you have any freaking idea what I need money for?
02:29No.
02:30To pay off all our debt!
02:33Thanks to all the damage you've caused, yeah, you, damn near all the cash we get from Quest gets wiped
02:38out!
02:39Why? To pay the bill for damage you've caused!
02:41You wanna talk about sleeping in stables?
02:44When I woke up this morning on my pile of straw, my eyelashes were frozen!
02:48You want luxury? I wanna get out of there so I don't freeze to death!
02:54What was I supposed to do?
02:56If I didn't use my super incredible powers to get rid of Verdia, there wouldn't be a town left to
03:01freeze to death in!
03:02I should be worshipped, not scolded!
03:04Everyone should be singing my praises and spoiling me rotten!
03:08Alright, you attention whore!
03:09I'll admit, you saved the day, so here's what we're gonna do.
03:13You can have all the praise, all the reward, and all the debt!
03:16Have fun paying it off yourself!
03:18No, wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say those things! Don't meet me like this!
03:25It is far too early in the morning for this.
03:27Did you find us a good quest to go on?
03:30Uh-uh. There didn't seem to be any rush to.
03:33Everyone here's just chillin' out.
03:37So, what do you wanna do today? Go back to the inn and sleep. It's cold out.
03:42I see. After the battle with Verdia, every adventurer who took part got a piece of the reward.
03:48Their coin pouches are full now, so they have no reason to go fight the more dangerous winter monsters.
03:53This is perfect! Now we can pick a good quest!
03:56Y-yes, let's! Hopefully one with a strong enemy!
04:01Cool! No!
04:02Soup!
04:03Ah!
04:06I see some good rewards, but all these quests suck!
04:10Kazuma! Kazuma!
04:11That's my name!
04:11How about this one?
04:13They are offering one million arrows to hunt a pack of white wolves!
04:17I can already imagine the thrill of wild beasts clawing and slobbering on me!
04:23Nope.
04:24Kazuma! Kazuma!
04:25Still my name!
04:26What do you think about this one?
04:28Huh?
04:28A one-shot bear kill quest!
04:30Hm-hm!
04:32I'll teach that old bear which one of us has the stronger one-shot attack!
04:36Nothing can survive my explosion spell!
04:38Are you kidding? With a name like that, you know it means business!
04:41Hell, I bet one sneeze from it is enough to kill us!
04:45Hmm! Destroyer the Mobile Fortress is drawing near! Scouts needed to report whereabouts and determine route!
04:52This might work!
04:53I don't know what a destroyer is though!
04:56Not a destroyer, THE destroyer!
04:58It is a fast-moving giant fortress!
05:01Huh?
05:01It walks around on huge legs crushing everything!
05:04It's also weirdly popular with children!
05:07Ooh!
05:08Yeah, I don't get it.
05:09Let's see...
05:12What's this?
05:13Snow Sprite Kill Quest.
05:15Hey guys, what are these snow sprites?
05:18They're offering a hundred thousand arrows for each one killed, but going by their name, they sound kinda dorky.
05:24They tend to roam in large groups on the snowy plains.
05:27People say that with each snow sprite you kill, spring comes a half a day sooner.
05:32Noiice...
05:32They're very weak, so it doesn't take much to defeat one.
05:34However, looks like we're taking that one then!
05:36I'm going to go get ready for it!
05:38Wait, no one said...
05:39He-he what?
05:40Snow Sprites, huh?
05:43Why does a masochist that likes fighting strong monsters look so happy about this?
05:49Very suspicious.
05:52Ah, who cares?
05:53WE NEED MONEY!
06:00Those are snow sprites?
06:02I didn't...
06:04What's up with you and that net?
06:06You look like some dumb kid hunting bugs in the snow!
06:09I'm going to use this to catch sprites!
06:11Then, pop them into these bottles!
06:13I thought, since they're cold, we could put them in a box with our drinks!
06:17That way, we can enjoy an ice-cooled beverage whenever we want!
06:20Isn't that a brilliant idea?
06:22You'll screw it up somehow.
06:25Why aren't you wearing your armor for this?
06:27You're not usually this exposed.
06:31This is fine.
06:33I like the cold air.
06:35It tingles.
06:39I guess pervs run hot, what with their steamy thoughts and all.
06:53Going after my third one!
06:55I'm near you!
06:57Damn thing won't stay still!
07:00Aha!
07:01That makes four!
07:03Kazuma, lose, lose!
07:05I caught a bunch!
07:08Show off!
07:09If my kill counts too low at the end of this, I can always bust open one of her jars
07:13and kill them too.
07:16Gotcha!
07:20Kazuma!
07:21Kazuma!
07:21What?
07:21If I use my explosion spell, I can incinerate all of them!
07:24Do it!
07:25But just don't blow us away!
07:27Of course not!
07:29Topple this white world of ice and cold in a deluge of deep crimson!
07:37EXPLOSION!
07:47AHHHHH!
07:48AHHHHH!
07:51AHHHHH!
07:52AHHHHH!
07:54AHHHHH!
07:55AHHHHH!
07:57AHHHHH!
07:58AHHHHH!
07:59AHHHHH!
08:00AHHHHH!
08:00AHHHHH!
08:02AHHHHH!
08:04Hey, how you doing?
08:07I got eight of them!
08:10In total, I have defeated nine snow sprites!
08:13I even went up a level!
08:16Oh, right!
08:17Way to go!
08:18The only thing that would make this moment cooler is if you didn't do a faceplant!
08:22Hunting snow sprites is the shiznit!
08:25We made bank!
08:28So...
08:28How come we're the only ones hunting them?
08:31He is here!
08:32Huh?
08:38W-What is that?!
08:40How thrilling!
08:42Is she playing dead?!
08:45Kazuma!
08:46There's a reason adventurers don't go on quests in winter!
08:49And it's not because of the cold!
08:52Why?!
08:53You used to live in Japan!
08:55So I'm pretty sure you've heard his name mentioned in your weather forecasts this time of the year!
09:00He is the lord of the snow sprites!
09:02The very image of a brutal winter!
09:06That's right!
09:07The winter shogun is here!
09:13The winter shogun!
09:15The winter shogun!
09:15He is one of the monsters the kingdom put a huge bounty on!
09:18He is that fearsome!
09:21AHHHHH!
09:21AHHHHH!
09:22Oh...
09:22But this is perfect!
09:24A virginal knight trampled under the heel of a mighty shogun!
09:28No matter how I resist, he will force me into submission with his brute strength!
09:35IDIOTS!
09:36This whole rotten world is full of idiots!
09:38The people, the food, the monsters!
09:40It's totally whacked and I'm sick of it all!
09:46IDIOTS!
09:50IDIOTS!
09:56IDIOTS!
09:56IDIOTS!
09:57He broke my blade!
10:05Spirits like the winter shogun tap into the subconscious thoughts of the people they meet.
10:10That's how they choose their form!
10:12You know, you're not the only Japanese person here.
10:14I've reincarnated lots, so I bet he got his form from one of them.
10:18You mean all it took to bring this thing to life was some jackass from my country
10:22walking around the snow with an overactive imagination?
10:25If I ever find out who it was, I'll kill him!
10:29If she's still lying there when this is over, I'm so gonna stomp on her.
10:35Kazuma!
10:35That's my name!
10:36The Winter Shogun is generous.
10:38All we have to do is apologize, and I'm sure he'll forgive us.
10:47We're sorry!
10:49What's everyone waiting for?
10:51Bow! Bow!
10:52Throw your weapons away, get down and bow!
10:54Hurry up, Kazuma!
10:56Bow down and say you're sorry!
10:59Kneeling there with her forehead in the snow, she didn't seem like a goddess now.
11:04I have to give her mad props for her apology technique, though.
11:08Hey, you hurt, Art!
11:09Get down and apologize!
11:11Even if no one sees me, a knight such as I cannot bow down to a monster!
11:17This ain't the time to whip out your pride and start waving it around!
11:21You wanted the last monster to chain you up, remember?
11:24Get your hands off me!
11:26How dare you force my head down onto the cold ground!
11:29The cold, hard ground!
11:31You're crippled!
11:33Your grip is so strong!
11:36And the snow is so cold!
11:39Kazuma!
11:40Drop your sword!
11:41As long as you hold it, he'll think you're a threat!
11:44Huh?
11:55Oh.
11:56Oh, right. The Winter Shogun killed me.
12:00Kazuma Sato?
12:03Welcome to the afterlife.
12:07I'm Eris, a goddess who will guide you onto a new path from here.
12:12A few moments ago, you passed on.
12:16I am sorry.
12:20Talk about deja vu.
12:24Oh, this is how it was when I met Aqua.
12:29You're the goddess everyone in this world talked about.
12:32Yes, they are my followers.
12:35You came here all the way from Japan only to have this happen.
12:39You have suffered so much.
12:42What the? Is she serious?
12:44She, like, actually seems sad I died.
12:47Not like that other dumbass.
12:50Oh, brave hero from another world.
12:53Huh? Yes?
12:54By the grace of my power, I shall have you reincarnated to a peaceful life in Japan.
12:59You will be reborn in a wealthy family and have a happy life.
13:04You got the power to do that?
13:07If that is what you wish.
13:09Sweet!
13:10If it's okay, can you hook me up with max amounts of charm, wisdom, and strength?
13:15And this time, can you make it so I grow up with a super hot girl as my best friend?
13:18I, um, I could try.
13:21Oh, that would be so awesome.
13:23You don't know how stoked I am to hear that.
13:26Man, it feels like I dodged a big old bullet there.
13:28So, is this like a reward I get for trying my hardest?
13:32Because up to now, life sucked and I could use a reward.
13:35It is.
13:37Actually, from time to time, I would look in on your journey.
13:40I could see how difficult your days were.
13:43Yup, they sure were.
13:45I reincarnated the first time, thinking I'd get to go on some adventure like in a game.
13:50But I got sold a load of bull.
13:54The goddess I brought along as my bonus turned out to be both cocky and useless.
13:59We had two allies.
14:01This tweeny chick with explosions on her brain who'd go limp after casting a spell.
14:05And a pervy masochistic crusader who couldn't hit anything with her sword.
14:10I was supposed to be an adventurer, but I mostly worked construction and hunted friggin' cabbages.
14:16After we killed a bad guy, I was so broke, I thought about selling a kidney.
14:21Hell, I was so poor I slept at a stable.
14:24And I damn near froze to death.
14:27It's no fun waking up with frozen eyelashes.
14:31If you ask me, that world's game balance was beyond jacked up.
14:44What the hell?
14:51I'm crying.
14:53After you have been reborn, may you have such kind encounters again.
15:06I get it now.
15:08In the end, even though my life was tough in that crazy world, it was still pretty fun.
15:18And what I'll miss most is hanging out with my friends.
15:24Come on, Kazuma!
15:25Get back here!
15:26Huh?
15:27You have some nerve getting killed like that!
15:30No way are you dying yet!
15:31Y-you're kidding!
15:33That-that sounds like Lady Aqua!
15:35Is it really her?
15:36I know you can hear me in there, Kazuma.
15:39I cast a resurrection spell on you, so hurry up already and come on back to this side!
15:43No way!
15:44I can go back!
15:46I'm sorry!
15:47One moment!
15:47According to the laws of heaven, since you were not born of that world, if you die there, you cannot
15:52return to it!
15:53Oh, for real?
15:54Hey, Aqua!
15:56She says I can't come back because the laws of heaven don't let people who weren't born there come back
16:00or something!
16:02Huh?
16:03That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
16:06Whatever goddess told you that is an idiot!
16:09You let that dummy know that I'm an elite goddess in charge of Japan!
16:12I won't take any lip from her!
16:15Damn, Aqua! Dial back on the insults!
16:17This one looks like she's gonna start to cry any second!
16:21She heard you!
16:22Oh, and by the way, she told me her name's Eris!
16:25Eris?
16:26You mean the Eris who thinks she's so special just because she has her own currency here and a couple
16:30followers?
16:31That overrated twerp?
16:33Hey, Kazuma!
16:35Yeah?
16:35If she keeps giving you trouble, tell her I'll let everyone know she paths her wrong!
16:38Okay, okay, you win!
16:39That true?
16:40I'll make an exception this time!
16:42I'll open the gate for him right away!
16:43They're paths?
16:45Honestly, Lady Aqua is as unreasonable as she ever was!
16:48Kono Kono!
16:49Hey, I'm cool with paths!
16:53That will take you to the living world!
16:55Even though this is not usually how it's done!
17:00May I ask you for a favor?
17:02Huh?
17:03Uh, yeah!
17:09If you don't mind...
17:11Please keep this secret!
17:31Kazuma!
17:32Kazuma!
17:33Please wake up!
17:34Kazuma!
17:38Kazuma, please wake up!
17:43Kazuma!
17:47Kazuma!
17:47This is nice!
17:48And kinda weird!
17:50Oh, it's okay, Kazuma!
17:52Don't just lie there blushing!
17:54Say something already!
17:56I performed a small miracle there, bringing you back to life!
18:00Don't you have anything to say in return?
18:02Come on!
18:04Yeah, I got something to say.
18:06I want to trade you in for the other one!
18:08The cuter one!
18:09Now, I know you can think of something!
18:11Start simple!
18:12Like by thanking me, or maybe saying you're sorry for how horribly you treated an amazing goddess...
18:17I want to swap you out for the other goddess!
18:19You damn neat!
18:20You asked for it!
18:22Do you like Hera so much?
18:23How about my son's you back to her and haste it!
18:26Ah!
18:28Uh, Aqua!
18:29That isn't very goddess-like.
18:30Are you alright?
18:32Nothing about you feels off or anything, I hope.
18:35No, I think I'm okay.
18:38Thank goodness.
18:39You were killed in such a horrible way.
18:42What?
18:42Like, how horrible are we talking?
18:44Not only is the Winter Shogun generous, he's merciful, too.
18:48With one graceful slice, he cut your head clean off.
18:52He...
18:52He cut my head off?!
18:54Oh my god...
18:59Winter here is no joke.
19:01It's cold as hell and food's hard to come by.
19:04The only things that should be out here now are things that are strong enough to survive.
19:08Like monsters.
19:10For beginners like us, there's no such thing as an easy winter quest.
19:16Alright, let's bail.
19:20Go!
19:21Go!
19:29Ta-da!
19:31You kept one.
19:32That's right.
19:33I wasn't just bowing when I was bowing, I was hiding them.
19:36When I opened my jar, I only pretended to let all of them out.
19:40Guess I was so convincing, not even the Winter Shogun knew I had them.
19:44Way to fake them out, Aqua!
19:46Come on, hand that sucker over and I'll kill it and cash it in.
19:49Oh no you won't! I'm taking him home and turning him into a refrigerator!
19:53Are you crazy?! They're worth a hundred thousand a piece dead!
19:56No! You can't, Callum! I won't bless you!
19:59I already gave him a name and everything!
20:01And what about you, Callum? I won't! I won't!
20:03It's just a snow sprite.
20:05Let her keep it, Kazuma.
20:08Okay, fine.
20:13I'm going to take good care of you, and when summer comes around, I'll have you make lots of ice.
20:18Then we'll open a snow cone shop together!
20:20And when the nights get hot, I'll put you next to my pillow.
20:24What do these things eat anyway?
20:26I have no idea. Do those things even have to eat?
20:30I like how soft and fluffy snow sprites look.
20:33I'd imagine if you sprinkled a little sugar on it, it would be quite tasty.
20:37Don't even think about eating him!
20:38On that note, I am starting to get hungry.
20:42Let's order something!
20:44I wonder what this special is today.
20:47She was a goddess.
20:50She looked like she actually felt sorry about me dying.
20:53And she looked happy for me when I was revived.
20:58If you don't mind, please keep this secret.
21:02She's a sweet, beautiful girl who's not a nut job!
21:06After all this time here, I think I've finally met my one true love!
21:10Don't just sit there, Kazuma.
21:12Eat!
21:13Huh?
21:15What in the hell did you order all this food for?
21:18If you wish to be as great a magician as I am, you have to eat hard new meals so
21:22you can function at the highest level!
21:24Close part!
21:25Say what?
21:26I brought her back to life today, so why don't you live a little?
21:28Huh?
21:29It's okay to treat ourselves!
21:30By the way, while you didn't show the reward, we got to pay for this.
21:33What's that money supposed to get us through the winter?
21:36Relax.
21:36No!
21:37If we run out of money, we can always go on another quest.
21:40One with a good monster.
21:42Yes, a monster that secretes loads of slime would be nice.
21:45Or perhaps one with big floppy tentacles.
21:48Just thinking about them grasping me makes me quiver.
21:52Oh!
21:53On second thought, I made the wrong choice.
21:57I should have reincarnated back to Japan.
21:59Out of women!
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