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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:01Ha-choo!
00:05It's so cold. I can't believe I pawned my gorgeous warm coat.
00:11Oh no, the fire!
00:15There.
00:18What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me back my tracksuit!
00:21This is the only reminder I have of Japan, and you're trying to burn it!
00:25The fire was going out! It's the only thing we have luck to burn!
00:28What about your scarf? It burned way better than my poor tracksuit!
00:32Let go of it, you sonny meat!
00:34Why don't you do something? Bring on me, hug me, pour me up!
00:44No, don't die!
00:54I can't go on like this. We have to do something.
01:00You should keep it!
01:02I can't believe it!
01:08I can't believe it!
01:08I can't believe it!
01:09Let's do something.
01:11I can't believe it!
01:25Why don't you think you're doing something.
01:42I'll see you next time.
02:07I'll see you next time.
02:38I'll see you next time.
03:16I'll see you next time.
03:33I'll see you next time.
05:20I'll see you next time.
05:21Okay, Wiz.
05:22There's nothing to be scared about.
05:23No, there is.
05:25The Axis set is filled with crazy people and everyone knows they should be avoided.
05:30So if she's the one they worship, she must be even more insane than her followers.
05:37Oh, you rat!
05:39Take it back!
05:40Take it back now!
05:42This is going nowhere.
05:48Oh, by the way, I heard how you and your party defeated Vertia.
05:56You know, he was quite the swordsman.
05:58Why, even among the other generals, his skills were second to none.
06:02I'm shocked you beat him.
06:04Do all you undead folks know each other?
06:06Because it sounds to me like you knew him.
06:08Well, to tell you the truth, I'm one of the eight generals of the Devil King.
06:13Gotcha!
06:14Wait, Lady Aqua, please!
06:16I can explain!
06:18Don't do anything hasty!
06:19Please listen!
06:22They did it!
06:23I got her!
06:24Now I can pay off all my debts!
06:26I might even get some change back!
06:28Come on, Aqua, ease up.
06:30We should hear what she's got to say.
06:32Sorry about this, but if what you say is true, we can't ignore it.
06:36If you're with the Devil King, you're a threat to us.
06:38No, I'm not!
06:39I maintain the magic barrier that protects the Devil King's castle, is all...
06:43I've never hurt anyone, so I can barely be considered a general.
06:46In fact, I'm so harmless, no one's even bothered to put a bounty on me.
06:54Can't be too careful with the undead, so I'll kill you just to be safe.
06:57Please, Lady Aqua, have mercy!
07:00Come!
07:00No, Tsuba!
07:01So, let me get this straight.
07:03You're saying even if we kill the Devil King's other generals, we can't get into his castle?
07:08Yes, that's right.
07:09There's no way you could.
07:11You wouldn't get through the barrier.
07:13Even though I'm one of his generals, I love my shop and my life here.
07:16All he wanted was for me to maintain the barrier and keep my identity a secret.
07:21Uh-huh.
07:22So basically, as long as you're still alive, humans can't invade his castle.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Kazuma, let's kill this witch.
07:29No, don't!
07:30Please, I beg you.
07:31Don't kill me yet.
07:32Let me live a little while longer.
07:34I still have so much left to do before I go.
07:38Huh.
07:38If I let you live, I'm sure I could break your barrier.
07:41But it would be so much easier if I killed you.
07:44No, please don't!
07:45Hold your horses!
07:46No one's killing anyone, because even if the barrier was gone, we're not ready to take
07:50down the Devil King yet.
07:52We'd all just get our heads cut off.
07:54Huh.
07:55Fine.
07:55Whatever.
07:56Thank you so much for sparing me!
07:58Are you cool with us?
07:59Even though we, you know, killed Verdia?
08:02Oh, I don't have a problem with you if I understand you correctly.
08:06He and I weren't very close.
08:11Whenever he'd see me...
08:13Oopsie!
08:19My head slipped!
08:23He'd roll his head down the hall at me and peek up my skirt.
08:26For a Dullahan, he could be so childish.
08:29Strike, baby!
08:31Woo!
08:33Don't worry.
08:35Even though I'm one of the undead, my heart is still very much human.
08:40This half's my half!
08:42If you're ready, I'd be happy to teach you one of my skills now.
08:45It's the least I can do to repay you for having mercy on me at the cemetery.
08:49Wait!
08:50Wait for what?
08:52Um, I'll need someone to stand in for an opponent so I can show you how it's done.
08:57What do you say, Aqua?
08:58You want to help us out with this?
08:59Yeah, sure.
09:01But I want to know what skill this undead wants to use on me first.
09:05Oh, I, um...
09:06I wanted to show him Drink Touch.
09:08It's a skill that absorbs an opponent's health and magical energy and lets the user transfer them to anyone they
09:14want.
09:14That sounds awesome!
09:16And depending on how I use it, it might even pick up the slack in our party's lack of firepower.
09:20I won't take Lich energy from you.
09:22Just a little bit, I promise.
09:24Hmm.
09:27Whatever.
09:28You can take as much as you want.
09:30Be my guest.
09:33So, uh, who's supposed to be the bad guy here again?
09:37Uh, okay.
09:39Here we go then.
09:44Oh, wait.
09:45Something's not right.
09:46Oh no, is everything okay?
09:47Is the big bad Lich having a hard time absorbing?
09:50What's going on?
09:52Ow!
09:54What's your problem, Kazuma?
09:55Can't you see there's a battle between the Lich and the goddess over here?
09:58I can't let her take my energy without a fight!
10:00We don't got all day, so quit being an ass and let her drain you.
10:04Kazuma!
10:06Here goes.
10:10Ah!
10:12Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:17Ah!
10:17Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:20Ah!
10:24I can't wait to try this out!
10:26Uh, um, Lady Aqua?
10:28Uh-uh.
10:29I'm done using my skills, so you can let go of my hand now.
10:32To tell you the truth, when you touch me, it sort of makes my hand tingle, so it would
10:37be great if you could let go of it.
10:38Uh-huh!
10:40Lady Aqua?
10:42Don't do that!
10:43It's making my hand cry!
10:45No, please don't!
10:46I'll disappear!
10:47I'll disappear!
10:47I don't want to disappear!
10:49Ow!
10:50Why you gotta be such a big bully?
10:51Leave her alone!
10:52Uh, you're such a meanie!
10:55I hate to say this, Wiz, but I can sort of see through you now.
10:59Sorry for barging in!
11:01I need your help, Lady Wiz!
11:05Konosuba!
11:12Well, this is it!
11:13This'll do!
11:14Oh yes, this will do nicely!
11:16This is a perfect home for a goddess of my caliber!
11:19It's big.
11:20I heard it used to belong to some aristocrat.
11:23The landlord is certainly generous, letting us live here after we have exercised the evil
11:27spirits from it.
11:28You know what I found out?
11:30Wiz has his rep for being a great mage.
11:33If someone's got a problem with a ghost, they go talk to her.
11:36This big warm house is our ticket to surviving this freezing winter!
11:40Exercising a couple of ghosts will be a cinch for me.
11:43They're good as gone!
11:44But the dude said whenever others try to exercise this place, it never worked.
11:48The ghost kept coming back!
11:49Right, but I'm both a goddess and an archpriest, so this time it'll be different!
11:53I'm an all-around anti-undead expert!
11:58Huh?
12:01Yes, I see it clear now.
12:03There was a child.
12:05She was the product of a casual affair between the lord of this house and a maid.
12:08To avoid scandal, she was locked up here.
12:11The lord was a frail man who died from some mysterious illness, and the maid disappeared
12:16soon after.
12:17Their child lived alone in this empty mansion, wandering the halls until she, too, died...
12:22Sounds to me like someone's read way too many gothic romance novels.
12:32I think that's enough cleaning for one day.
12:34We each picked out our rooms.
12:36Our bags have been unpacked.
12:37Now, to wait for the ghost.
12:39How about we let some fresh air in this place?
12:41Anna's a latte asteroid, and her favorite things were her dolls.
12:45I'm listening to stories about adventurers and their journeys.
12:48No, we're not dealing with an evil spirit here.
12:50Just a lonely girl.
12:51Oh, wait!
12:52She liked playing grown-up in life and Mrs. Doing that, most of all!
12:55We should break on the record and over!
12:58Yeah, I'm pretty tired, so I think I'm gonna hit the sack.
13:01If you guys see any ghosts around, holler!
13:04Good night!
13:10Oh, yeah!
13:11I love having my own room again!
13:14I bet by morning all the ghosts will be gone.
13:18Aqua's not the type to let some evil spirit screw around in her house.
13:21She'd kick their ass out before they could say boo.
13:24She's an archpriest and a goddess, after all.
13:29What the?
13:31Aqua!
13:32What's wrong?
13:33What happened?
13:33Are you okay?
13:36What?
13:39It's gone!
13:40The super expensive booze I was seeing is gone!
13:43Vanished!
13:44The only thing I was looking forward to after my bath was relaxing and having a few sips!
13:48But then, when I got back to my room, it was lying on the floor, empty!
13:53That's a bummer.
13:54Okay, going back to bed now.
13:55Evil spirits did this!
13:57I'm going to go through this mansion room by room and exercise every single ghost I find!
14:04Here's that, girl!
14:06I'm coming for you!
14:09Turn on dead!
14:11Turn on dead!
14:12Turn on dead!
14:12Turn on dead!
14:14Turn on dead!
14:14Make your beauty!
14:16Turn on dead!
14:17Turn on dead!
14:17Turn on dead!
14:28I gotta pee.
14:32Huh?
14:37Wait, I don't remember seeing that doll before.
14:41Holy crap!
14:42I'm being stalked by a possessed murder doll just like in the movies!
14:54Oh.
15:08Oh my god!
15:09Oh my god!
15:10They're gonna kill me!
15:12Save me, Aqua!
15:14Hurry!
15:15There's a...
15:22Jesus, Megumin!
15:23You scared me so bad, I almost pissed myself!
15:25Speak for yourself, why don't you?
15:27What do you think you're doing barging in here like a maniac?
15:30Honestly, didn't you know this was Aqua's room?
15:33Yeah, I knew.
15:34So what are you doing here?
15:36I, um, a bunch of dolls started moving around in my room, so I, uh, I came to see if
15:43Aqua would walk with me down the hall.
15:44Well, you know, to stand guard outside the bathroom.
15:50Copycat?
15:51If Aqua ain't here, then she's probably out exercising ghosts.
15:56Probably.
15:57I have a feeling darkness is with her, too.
16:00That makes sense.
16:02She is a crusader after all.
16:03Ow!
16:06Hey, Megumin, do me a favor and turn around and cover your ears for a bit.
16:11I'm gonna go out on the balcony and...
16:13Okay, what's the big deal?
16:15Come on, let go.
16:16Seriously, I'm like two seconds away from hosing down the room.
16:20I'm not letting go of you.
16:22Who knows what'll happen if you go out there alone.
16:25And besides, we're in the same party.
16:27We stick together wherever we go.
16:30Even to the bathroom!
16:32No, let me go!
16:33The Ally Rule's going to play with a guy's gotta pee!
16:36What happened to Crimson Demons, not you, to the bathroom?
16:39If you really gotta go, there's an empty bottle right there!
16:43Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?
16:45That's the kickiest thing I've ever heard in my life!
16:47All I'm trying to do is protect you, so stop fighting me!
16:50I swear I'm not going to peek.
16:52I'll just stand guard while you take care of your fizz.
16:54Fizz?
16:55Fizz?
16:58Fizz?
17:00Fizz?
17:01Fizz?
17:02Fizz?
17:13Are you still out there?
17:15Yeah, I'm here.
17:17Are you sure you're still there?
17:19I said I'm here!
17:20But is that real, you?
17:21How do I know you're not a ghost?
17:23Oh my god!
17:24Would you hurry up or I'm gonna piss myself to death and come back and hunt you!
17:29It's embarrassing sitting here in all this quiet.
17:31Could you sing something?
17:33The louder the better.
17:34No way in hell am I gonna stand out here in the middle of the night singing songs outside the
17:38crapper!
17:39Oh my god!
17:44Oh my god!
17:45Oh my god!
17:45Oh my god!
17:45Oh my god!
17:45Oh my god!
17:46Don't scare me like that!
17:47I know, I know!
17:48You need to go, but you just have to wait!
17:50This ain't about that anymore!
17:52We got a bigger problem than busting platters out here!
17:54Stop pounding on the door already!
17:56I can't go if you rush me!
17:58Holy hell!
17:59They're coming!
18:00Open up!
18:01Kill me!
18:06We're leaving!
18:10You pulled me out of your half-digit!
18:12Oh, stop your whining!
18:14At least you got to go pee!
18:15Like I've said before, crimson demons do not go pee!
18:19Yeah, whatever!
18:20I gotta go so bad right now, I'm ready to puke!
18:23I thought that would happen, so I brought this along.
18:26Wanna use it now?
18:27What, you little...
18:37Damn it!
18:38I can't hold it in!
18:39And this face ain't gonna be big enough!
18:41Mark is blacker than black, darker than dark!
18:44Come unto me and confine with my deep crimson!
18:48Shut up, you idiot!
18:49You wanna blow us up with the door?
18:56Crap!
18:56We'll have to make a run for it!
18:58When I open the door, you whole ass!
18:59You got it?
19:00I'll use my drain touch on him,
19:02and with a little luck,
19:03I'll suck out their magic
19:03and clear our path out of here for us!
19:06Bring it on, you evil bitches!
19:09Here we come!
19:10And after I get through with you,
19:12I'll sink our goddess on you!
19:19My goodness, Aqua!
19:20Are you all right?
19:22Are you all right?
19:22Kano-san!
19:23Yay!
19:24Yay!
19:25As thanks for getting rid of those ghosts,
19:27we have a special reward for you!
19:29You've done the town a great service!
19:32The guild was at their wit's end,
19:33because every time someone tried to exorcise that house,
19:36more ghosts appeared!
19:37Yeah, I heard!
19:38But what's so special about that place
19:40that all the ghosts went there?
19:41Well, it's not the house!
19:43Actually, the issue has something to do with the graveyard!
19:47Oh yeah, it's right nearby!
19:49Are we talking about the same one we met Wiz at?
19:51It seems someone erected a massive magical barrier around it as a prank!
19:56The spirits had nowhere to go,
19:58and since the house was empty,
19:59they settled in there!
20:02Excuse us for a sec!
20:07If you know what's going on, tell me now!
20:12You remember we promised Wiz I'd exorcise the graveyard?
20:15Yeah?
20:16Well, doing that meant I'd have to go out there every single night, you know?
20:19Yeah?
20:19I thought it'd be way easier to just block them from gathering there in the first place,
20:23then they'd get bored waiting around and leave!
20:26So I, you know, did!
20:29We got paid because this knucklehead cleaned up a mess she made?
20:34I don't have to tell you why we can't take the reward for this, do I?
20:39Uh-uh.
20:40Konosuba!
20:44I thought Aqua was pulling our legs about you.
20:47I had no idea she could do stuff like that.
20:50Hello, Kazuma.
20:51It's so gracious of you to clean her headstone.
20:54I heard the news.
20:55It's great the landlord's letting you stay.
20:58Yeah, tell me about it.
20:59Especially after all the trouble we caused them.
21:01And the trouble we caused you, too.
21:03Well, in the end, it turned out for the best.
21:06For everyone.
21:08Now that you're all here, she won't be lonely.
21:13No, she won't.
21:14Hey, Anna, please don't cause us any more trouble.
21:17Well, I should get back to the shop now.
21:20Give the others my regards, won't you?
21:22You got it.
21:24Thanks for coming by.
21:30Kazuma!
21:31Lunch is ready, so get washed up!
21:34Hurry!
21:35If it gets cold, it's not my fault!
21:38Finally.
21:39I had myself the kind of life I wanted since I first dropped into this world.
21:44Okie dokie!
21:45Be right there!
21:47Aqua, we need more wood for the fireplace.
21:50Oh, you can just toss Kazuma's old tracksuit in there.
21:54No!
21:55Quit trying to burn my tracksuit!
21:57What did it ever do to you?
21:59What did it ever do to you?
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