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KONOSUBA -God's blessing on this wonderful world!
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00:05What is wrong with you people? Why do you keep bombarding my castle?
00:10What? We're not blowing your place up anymore. We're staying away like you said.
00:15Oh, you are, are you? What a bald-faced lie!
00:22That Crimson Maniac has been blowing up my castle every day for the past week!
00:27Huh?
00:31YOU IDIOT!
00:33Wait! Pagetus flame! Pagetus flame!
00:37Up until recently, casting my spell on an empty plane was enough for me.
00:42But ever since tasting the pleasure of blowing up a castle, it's different.
00:46Now I have to unleash on something big and hard to feel satisfied.
00:50Don't squirm! I get it! It turns you on!
00:52Wait, hold the phone! You can't move after you do your spell!
00:55And you can't get back unless someone carries you-
01:02YOU IDIOT!
01:03I CAN EXPLAIN! I CAN EXPLAIN!
01:05He does flop around and he doesn't quest anymore!
01:07And I just wanted to get him back for it!
01:11I am Verdia and you WILL hear me out!
01:15Your fiery taunts offend me, but there is something else!
01:19None of you have come yet seeking retribution for your ally's death!
01:24In life, I strove to be an upstanding knight.
01:27In my opinion, that crusader was an ideal knight!
01:32She used her body to shield an ally from my death curse!
01:35And to abandon her is-
01:37Like-
01:41I can't-
01:42Gosh! I-I'm ideal?
01:45I'm flattered you think so!
01:48Oi! You're-
01:50You're alive!
01:51Ah!
01:53You and the world are coming to see you
01:56The beginning of the year
02:00We are the city man
02:03Wo beta
02:06...
02:20...
02:21I'll be able to play the way you can play the way you can play the way you can play.
02:28The time I'm going to be on the clock, I'll be able to play the rhythm.
02:35I'll be able to see the rhythm.
02:37It's a rhythm.
02:40I'm going to be able to see the rhythm.
02:43I can trust you.
02:53Oh
03:23How are you still alive can you believe it?
03:40Stop your taunts or I will destroy every living thing in this town
03:45Not after I get through with you
03:47Do you honestly think the magic of a novice?
03:49Turn on dead
03:57Nice
04:01No way! My spell didn't work on him!
04:04It looked like it worked to me
04:05He went YAAH in everything
04:08You there
04:11Are you not a novice?
04:13I thought only low level adventurers lived here
04:18No matter
04:19My minions always fight the rabble for me
04:25Go forth my undead knights
04:27And show this lot a glimpse of hell
04:30See? Your spell did work
04:32It freaked him out so bad
04:33He needs backup
04:35They are not backup
04:36In battle you do not get to fight the boss first
04:39You fight minions first
04:41Yeah whatever
04:41Secret turn on dead
04:43Huh?
04:46YAAAHHHHH
04:47AHHHHH
04:48My eyes
04:49My eyes
04:50That spell didn't work either
04:52My purification magic doesn't affect him at all
04:55What do you want?
04:56YAAAHHHH
04:57It rolled around a bit
04:57I think it worked great
05:02Enough games
05:04Slaughter them
05:06Slaughter them all
05:10Get a priest up here
05:11Go to the church and bring back all the holy water they've got
05:14Hahahaha
05:15Let me hear your screams of despair
05:18I shall enjoy
05:20Huh?
05:21Huh?
05:22Huh?
05:23AHHHHH
05:23AHHHHH
05:25Why are they after me?
05:27I'm a goddess darn it
05:28A goddess
05:29Life's not supposed to be this hard for a goddess
05:31Where are they going?
05:33This isn't fair
05:34I am a crusader
05:35Where does she have all the fun?
05:37Maybe cause she's a goddess and they're undead
05:39They're
05:40I don't know
05:40Looking for salvation?
05:41Uh
05:43Megumin
05:44You think you can take out all the dead guys in one shot?
05:47Of course
05:48As long as they stay in a group
05:51AHHHHH
05:51KASIMA
05:52KASIMA
05:53KASIMA
05:54KASIMA
05:54KASIMA
05:55KASIMA
05:55KASIMA
05:55KASIMA
05:55KASIMA
05:55KASIMA
05:56KASIMA
05:57KASIMA
05:58KASIMA
05:59KASIMA
05:59KASIMA
06:01KASIMA
06:06KASIMA
06:10KASIMA
06:11KASIMA
06:12There's too many of them
06:13Oh
06:13кр maioria
06:15Megumin
06:16Get ready with your spell
06:18Sure
06:19Just be the word
06:20Do Aqua
06:21Quick, follow me
06:23Quick, you
06:26Megumin
06:28Do iiiiiiiit
06:30He lined them all up for me
06:32This is perfect
06:33Thank you so much Kazuma
06:37My name is Megamine
06:40User of the finest magic Crimson Demons possess
06:43Conjurer of Explosion Magic
06:46Behold, my fearsome power
06:51Explosion!
07:08Everyone here has been left speechless
07:09A side effect of witnessing Explosion, no doubt
07:14Oh wow, I'm tingly
07:17That feels good
07:20Need a ride back?
07:22Yes, please, if you don't mind
07:25Yeah!
07:27She did it!
07:28The Crimson Steven girl's nuts, but she did it!
07:30She's a friggin' loon and her name's a joke
07:32But she always comes through in the air
07:34I was wrong about you, you little psycho!
07:38I hate to ask, but could you please remember who these men are for me?
07:42I'll blow them away later
07:47Amusing!
07:52Yes, very amusing!
07:54I did not think my underlings could be slain so easily
07:58All right, my time
08:01Stand back, Kazuma!
08:03I shall attend to each one of you personally
08:08Megamine's out of magic
08:10And Aquas ain't strong enough to kill this guy
08:12We're screwed!
08:14Don't panic, everyone!
08:15Our town's number one guy is on his way!
08:18Yeah, when he gets here, he'll chop the Devil King's general into salad!
08:22What number one guy?
08:23Let's keep this bastard busy till he shows!
08:26Come on, guys!
08:28Let's go!
08:28Yeah!
08:29Go!
08:30Surround him!
08:31You shall be the first to die!
08:38No!
08:38Guys!
08:39Get back!
08:41Get back!
08:45Get back!
08:46Get back!
08:48Get back!
08:50Get back!
08:51Get back!
08:52Get back!
08:53Get back!
08:53Get back!
09:02Next?
09:04You monster!
09:06You pay for that!
09:07Just wait till Kyo-ya gets here!
09:09Kyo-ya?
09:11That Kyo-ya?
09:15The guy whose sword I stole and sold for chief?
09:25Hmm...
09:26Let your champion come!
09:28Crap!
09:29That we're really screwed!
09:31You will not survive to greet him!
09:41You cut them down!
09:43You will pay for that!
09:45No, darkness!
09:46You can't take him on a wall!
09:48Protecting others is a crusader's calling!
09:50I cannot let him kill anyone else!
09:55I must admit...
09:57You are strong!
09:59Your arms surge with violence!
10:01What lewd tortures do you have planned?
10:04What degradations will I suffer?
10:06Show me if you dare!
10:08Enough!
10:09These people will get the wrong idea about me!
10:13Have at you, Vernier!
10:16There is no better foe than a holy knight!
10:20Meant!
10:33No!
10:34What...?
10:35Gurgh...
10:36Oh my god, what kind of people do I have in my party?
10:37Oh my god what kind of people do I have in my party?!
10:39He was standing still and she missed him?!
10:41How is that even possible?!
10:43Well that was disappointing...
10:45A new date!
10:50Darkness!
11:01Back off, Darkness!
11:03I am a crusader!
11:04I will not stand down when innocent lives are at stake!
11:08My duty is to protect!
11:10B-besides...
11:12This one...
11:13Oh, this one knows what he is doing.
11:17What?
11:18How shrewd!
11:19He's been shaving away at my armor!
11:21Each stroke takes a little more!
11:23Instead of stripping it all away,
11:25he has chosen which parts to leave intact!
11:27He wishes to publicly shame me
11:30by leaving fleeting glimpses of my naked flesh
11:32between the cracks in my armor!
11:34You fiend!
11:35Standing there plotting where your next blow will land!
11:38Very well, hit me!
11:40No!
11:41Huh?
11:42Quit being such a pervert!
11:43This ain't the time or place to get your freak on!
11:46You call me pervert?
11:50This is not the time nor place for your insults!
11:54It is taking all I have to endure public vlogging from this monster!
11:59Wait...
11:59Are you taking turns with me?
12:01What kind of delicious torments are you in this duel on planning?
12:05We're not planning!
12:06No one's planning anything!
12:08I lied!
12:09I was waiting for an opening!
12:12Create water!
12:20I do not mind being ambushed!
12:22It is thrilling!
12:24Especially when the mood is right!
12:26Hell no!
12:27This ain't foreplay!
12:29The water's meant for him!
12:30Freeze!
12:32This won't stop me!
12:34Maybe not, but it slowed you down for a bit!
12:37Your sword's what I'm after!
12:40Steal!
12:46Clever trick, boy!
12:48But...
12:49But you are still a novice!
12:52Now, to put an end to this farce!
12:58Tuck him up!
12:59Tuck him up!
13:01Tuck him up!
13:01Tuck him up!
13:02Tuck him up!
13:02Tuck him up!
13:02Darkness!
13:03Tuck him up!
13:07Come on, think!
13:09This guy's a Dullahan!
13:10If this was an RPG, he'd have some kind of weakness!
13:14Was there anything that stuck out?
13:16He dodged the water I dumped, but...
13:19Wait...
13:19A Dullahan's undead!
13:21And the undead's weakness is...
13:29As a former knight, I give thanks to the Devil King and false gods for this chance to do battle
13:35with you!
13:36Farewell, you heroic yet foolish crusader!
13:42Create water!
13:45What are you trying to do, boy?
13:48Heal with water!
13:50Create water!
13:52Stop it!
13:52Stop this at once!
13:54Create water!
13:56Create water!
13:59Curse you!
14:00Curse you all!
14:01I can't get a beat on him!
14:03Dammit!
14:04I'm running out of magic!
14:05Hey, so, um...
14:06What's up with all the commotion?
14:07You're not having a water fight now, are you?
14:10Honestly...
14:11Dammit!
14:13Water's his weakness!
14:14Zeep!
14:15Do you know any water spells or are you totally useless?
14:18Don't you take that tone with me!
14:20Of course I know water spells!
14:21I can even conjure a flood if I want to!
14:24Conjure one!
14:24Conjure one!
14:25Not so fast!
14:26You've got some nerve calling a goddess like me useless!
14:28I want an apology!
14:30Okay, I'll apologize to you later!
14:32Just quit being useless and do something!
14:34Oh!
14:35You just called me useless again!
14:37Fine, you big meanie!
14:39I'll show you just what a goddess can do!
14:42I call on all of my followers in this world!
14:46It is I, your goddess, Aqua!
14:52Heed my request!
14:53Answer my prayer!
14:55And show this world thy power!
14:57Oh no!
15:01Let go of me, you degenerate!
15:03Your words are like hammers!
15:06Secret!
15:07Create water!
15:14You gotta be-
15:17Holy crap!
15:18Turn it off, girl!
15:33You gotta be-
15:34You gotta be-
15:38By all that is unholy!
15:41What were you thinking?!
15:42Woman, are you insane?!
15:45Get him, Kazuma!
15:47This time I'll get your sword for sure!
15:50I may have been weakened, but a novice adventurer's steel spell can never take possession of my weapon!
15:57I shall end you once and for all!
16:11OHHH,
16:13Oh no!
16:16Hmmmm.
16:18Happy lidergement of the soulsbrothers!
16:24Soccer?
16:25Yeah, then you're gonna hate it!
16:28It's a game where you kick a ball around!
16:30Just don't use your hands!
16:32You mean like this?
16:34Hey! Hey! Stop that!
16:36Help! Help!
16:38Hey! Hey! Stop!
16:40He is so weak, he is harmless now.
16:43Let us send him on his way.
16:45You got it.
16:47Hey, Aqua!
16:48Is everyone ready?
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:56Sacred Turn Undead!
17:02Ow! Wait!
17:05No!
17:06No!
17:08No!
17:09No!
17:09No!
17:11No!
17:11No!
17:14No!
17:17No!
17:28Darkness, why are you kneeling? Did you get hurt?
17:31No, I am saying a prayer.
17:36For Sadal, who teased me and called me manly, because I beat him at arm-wrestling once.
17:42And for Hines, who would insist I fan him with my sword. He said my aim was so bad, he
17:48was in no real danger.
17:50And last, for Galil, who let me join his party. He screamed at me for charging into a horde of
17:56monsters, then kicked me out after one day.
18:00Allies, cut down by the Dullahan's plate. If I could see them again, I would love to have a drink
18:08with them.
18:15I didn't know me teasing you about your aim bothered you so much. So, like, I'm sorry about that. I
18:22won't do it again.
18:25You're... alive?
18:28For someone like me, resurrecting fallen adventurers is a pizza cake!
18:33Resurrection!
18:35Now you can have that drink together!
18:38Darkness must be so embarrassed right now.
18:41Quiet! She'll hear you!
18:43Please kill me!
18:44Oh, you love this!
18:46For the next couple days, you'll be what everyone's talking about!
18:49Y-you misunderstand!
18:51This is not the kind of humiliation I like!
18:54I feel like a fool!
19:01Huh, no!
19:02Zoo!
19:07I managed to survive another quest. But from now on, I'm going to take it easy and avoid all the
19:13danger.
19:15It's about time you showed up! Darkness is being mean to me! She won't let me have a drink! She
19:20says I'm too young!
19:21Oh, I am sorry.
19:23I'm fine with the legal...
19:24You're late, poophead!
19:28Damn! She's drunk already!
19:30Oh, Kazuma! At last, you're here!
19:34Perfect! I have a special reward set aside for just you and your party!
19:38What? Seriously?
19:41Thank you, but why is it just for us?
19:44You'll be the general of the Devil King's army!
19:47Buddy, I could tell you had all that potential bubbling inside you!
19:52Potential to do what, big guy?
19:54To shine a light on the gates of hell.
19:57To be the hero this world needs.
20:00He's right! If it wasn't for you, we never would have beat that Dullahan!
20:06Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!
20:11They're cheering me?
20:12How rad is that?
20:15Ahem.
20:17In recognition of Kazuma and his party's achievement, I award them 300 million heiress!
20:23300 million?!
20:25Buy me a drink, Kazuma!
20:27Yeah, buy us all drinks!
20:29Meeting.
20:30So, we gotta talk about something.
20:33My spell beat him, so it's only fair to split the hall 90-10.
20:36Look, now that we got all this money, I'm retiring. Seriously, I'm done with questing!
20:41Wait a moment.
20:42Not waiting.
20:43If I cannot fight strong enemies anymore, that is a problem.
20:45It's not a problem!
20:45I don't like this either!
20:47I joined you specifically so I could defeat the Devil King and earn the title of strongest mage!
20:52You'll never earn it!
20:53Why do you want to be a shut in need again?
20:54There's no again, because I was never a need!
20:56You said you'd get me back home!
20:58Too bad, already made up my mind.
20:59What?
21:00I don't want to die, you useless guy!
21:01Kazuma?
21:04Is that our check?
21:05Is it?
21:05Is it?
21:07I'm sorry.
21:09The Water Aqua Summon damaged the outer walls.
21:12True, it happened while defeating a general of the Devil King's army, which is quite the accomplishment, really.
21:18So I can't ask you to pay the full sum of the repairs, but it would be great if you
21:23paid a portion of it.
21:24Stop!
21:25There goes our reward.
21:27$300 million minus $340 million in repairs.
21:31Our bloody journey of magic continues.
21:34So much for your retirement.
21:36Tomorrow we shall find a quest with a strong, profitable enemy.
21:39And we'll split the debts, equally of course.
21:43Oh my god.
21:45Do I have to spend the rest of my life with this bunch of losers?
21:50At this point, all I can do is close my eyes and commit to kill the Devil King.
21:55Because that's the only way I'll ever get out of this hellhole.
21:58Oh my god.
22:32It's the only way I'll ever get out of this hell.
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