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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:01There, and boom!
00:12CREATE WATER!
00:28Well, that's not bad for a basic trick.
00:31Now that I got a skill, I feel like more of an adventurer.
00:35Kazuma, I had my armor repaired with the bounty I received from the cabbage harvest.
00:40Does it not look brilliant? What do you think?
00:43Eh, looks like the kind of junk a spoiled-ass son of an aristocrat would wear.
00:47Oh, honestly, would it hurt you to pay a lady a compliment every now and again?
00:52You're so rough. You never show me any mercy.
00:56Sorry, this other weirdo's distracting me. If someone doesn't stop her in a sec, she's gonna out-probe you.
01:02I love you, Manitite staff, with your throbbing magical power!
01:08That's all?!
01:09What are you trying to pull here?! I caught a ton of cabbages and that's all you're offering?!
01:14Well, actually...
01:15Go on!
01:16I checked your haul, but I'm afraid most of what you caught was actually lettuce.
01:20Well, why is there lettuce mixed in with all my cabbages?!
01:24True, lettuce does have a low redemption value.
01:27You learn something new every day, huh?
01:28That's how hard!
01:31And here she comes. This should be fun.
01:34Oh, Kazuma!
01:37How much did you get from the last quest?
01:39Do tell!
01:41Oh, about a million.
01:45It's true. Thanks to that cabbage quest they sprung on us, I suddenly found myself rich.
01:50We are you, Manitite!
01:54I can't do it!
01:56I can't do it!
01:59Let's make the leap.
01:59We are a party demon!
02:04Ah
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02:29No邪気に手渡された理不尽な未来を遊び尽くせる覚悟が出てきたかな時計の針のみなり
02:31心が痛むリズム
02:34先に信じてみてよ
02:37ハズムピズム
02:38ほら
02:39すまんでくな
02:41ほら
02:41言葉
02:42信頼
02:43信じていいんだよ
02:45素晴らしき世界
02:48ほら
02:49目髪ゆり
02:50光のファンターネ
02:53僕らをいつか Hemage
02:56いるんだよ
02:57No... no...
02:59I'm not going to be able to fight
03:02How many times were you?
03:04All of you will be in the hand
03:07I'm so...
03:08We are part of this team now!
03:27a bunch of cabbages with high xp. Having high luck makes a difference, yo.
03:34Um, hi, Zuma. I've been meaning to tell you for a while, but I think you're...
03:40cool. Yeah, that's the word. Cool. God, would you stop trying to butter me up?
03:44Just tell me what you want and get it over with.
03:48I need some money! I thought I'd get a bigger award after our quest, but I didn't, and I owe
03:53those guys, but I don't have any money, and I don't know what to do! I thought I'd be rich
03:57by now,
03:57so I racked up a bar trap of a hundred thousand dollars, and now I have to pay her!
04:01That ain't my problem! You're the one who said we should keep our homes separate instead of combining
04:05them! But I only said that because I thought I'd make a killing off that club!
04:09Greedy bitch! Please, please, please, let me some money! I just need enough to pay my town!
04:13The answer's no, got it? I'm sick of sleeping in that stable, so I'm gonna use my cash to buy
04:18a place
04:18of my own. A young man like you should have a place of his own, but I'll miss hearing
04:22you rustle around next to me, breathing heavy, moaning like you have a stomachache,
04:26and then cr- All right, I got it! You win, you win! I'll lend you the money! Just shut
04:30up!
04:31Kudosuma! Kazuma, you are a true ally. I'm so honored to be in a party with you!
04:38Here you go, boy. Thanks, m'lady. Damn, huh?
04:51Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now, don't you think? Yeah, his tracksuit didn't go with the
04:55fantasy world vibe at all. What fantasy world? I got a new magic skill! Sure, it's basic,
05:02but it's magic! As for my outfit, I call it the magical swordsman without shield look! At least you
05:07don't look like a creeper anymore. Let's take our new gear on a kill quest! We should pick one with
05:13lots of small fry monsters so I can test out the magic power of my gorgeous new staff! No, wait!
05:19We should go after strong monsters! Oh yes, massive and brutal! No, we should all go on a quest with
05:24a
05:25huge payout! After paying my tab, I need cash to buy a meal! They can't agree on anything! Here's my
05:31two
05:31cents. It's mating season for the giant toads, right? Well, I heard there's a bunch of them just
05:35outside of town! No way! No frogs! Hm? Why not? Well, they're still traumatized after the last time
05:42we fought them. Remember when we met, I told you they got swallowed and covered in frog slime?
05:47I failed to see the problem! How come? Does that turn you on too? Of course not!
05:56Oh man, there's hardly any good quests on the board. Kazuma, look! We should do that one!
06:01It's a quest to kill a horrific beast called Black Bang! Oh, hell no!
06:06What's going on around here? The only quests to choose from are all super hard!
06:10I am sorry about that. Unfortunately, one of the Devil King's top generals took up residence
06:17somewhere outside town. Because of that, all the weaker monsters in the area have gone into hiding.
06:23So there won't be an easy quest for a while. Crap...
06:29Honestly, I don't care if he is a top general. If he's undead, I could handle him easy.
06:34I'll be damned if we're gonna wait around here a month till a bunch of knights and badasses come from
06:39the capital. You know we're gonna run out of money before they get here.
06:43Look at what I made! Isn't it beautiful? I think I could make a fortune selling these!
06:49Still waiting to start my adventure here.
06:58I know you like to practice every day, but can't you go by yourself?
07:01If I did, I wouldn't have a ride back after I fired my spell.
07:05Huh?
07:05I can't move afterwards, remember?
07:08Good point.
07:10Damn it, I don't want to get stuck babysitting her every day!
07:15Okay, get to practicing! Hurry up and do your spell and let's get back!
07:19I can't do it here! I have to get further away from town otherwise the guards will scold me again!
07:24Hold on a sec, what do you mean again? Have people been complaining about the noise or something?
07:33Further away it is...
07:36Kounosuba!
07:38Look! An abandoned castle!
07:41Ugh, it's kind of spooky.
07:43I know! I'll use it for target practice! No one will complain if I destroy that!
07:48I guess not.
07:50Oh Crimson Blaze, king of countless worlds! Though I promote the laws of nature, I am also the alias of
07:57destruction!
07:58The balance for all creation! Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
08:05EXPLOSION!
08:17Burned to ash in crimson flame.
08:23That felt amazing.
08:26Weirdo.
08:28Anyway, I suddenly had a daily routine.
08:33Get your cabbage here!
08:35It's super fresh and dirt cheap!
08:37Aqua was broke, so she got herself a part-time job.
08:41And Darkness went back to her family home to go do some weight training.
08:45Since Megamine didn't have anything better to do, she'd want to go blast that creepy castle every day,
08:51no matter what.
08:54We'd go on cold, rainy evenings.
08:57Move, Jen!
09:00And if it was sunny out, we'd pack a lunch and go.
09:03Jen!
09:06And sometimes, we'd go early in the morning and make a game of it.
09:10Ah!
09:15I'd give it a six.
09:17Yesterday's was louder.
09:21Every dang day, Megamine pounded that poor castle with her magic.
09:28And the more explosions I saw, the more I could tell the difference between an explosion
09:34that was okay.
09:37And one that was awesome.
09:57Whoa, today's was the best one yet.
09:59The boom had a nice snap to it, and I could feel the rumble way down in my bones.
10:04I also liked how the shockwave gently brushed my skin instead of hitting me like a freight train.
10:10Nice explosion!
10:11Thank you, sir.
10:13You finally understand the path of explosions.
10:17Well then, if you're interested, I can teach you everything I know.
10:22I think I'll take a rain check for now, but I'd like to learn how at some point in the
10:26future.
10:27You won't regret it.
10:36What future?
10:38I'm back!
10:39Look at this food! There was a ton left over, and they let me have it all!
10:44Hope you're hungry!
10:46Hey, Aqua, I've been thinking about stuff.
10:49What?
10:50About how impossible it's going to be for you and me to take down the Devil King.
10:55It's like, I'm not some hero in a fairy tale with amazing powers or anything. I'm just a guy.
11:01We're way out of our league here. The truth is, the only thing that can beat the Devil King is
11:05a group
11:05with powerful skills and equipment, and that ain't us.
11:08Stop it! I'll never get home if you think like that!
11:12Oh please, you're supposed to be a goddess, but you haven't acted like one since we got here.
11:16You should've helped me, or at least sealed the Devil King until I can face him, but no!
11:20You'd rather cry!
11:21All you're good for are cheap-ass party tricks!
11:28Why don't you make yourself useful and come up with an easy way to make some money?
11:31I'm sick of this stable. And at some point, it'd be great if you could teach me how to heal.
11:35That's the only thing you've got going for you.
11:37No! Anything but my healing magic!
11:42There's no point in having me around then!
11:44Aren't I enough? Don't you need me?
11:49It looks like you've taken your scolding to the next level.
11:52Instead of unloading on her like that, you should try to be more tactful.
11:57Everyone needs to vent sometime. If ever you feel stressed again, feel free to tear into me!
12:02I wouldn't mind!
12:05You're so cruel!
12:07That faker!
12:08Emergency! Emergency! We need all adventurers to arm themselves immediately!
12:14Make your way to the main gate and prepare yourselves for battle!
12:20My god! We're in for it now!
12:30What's this about?
12:31What are you, blind? There's a nightmare standing there!
12:35I am one of the Devil King's generals, and I have been stationed of late at a nearby castle!
12:42Is that a Dullahan?
12:45Every day, every single day, every bloody damn day, one of you maniacs comes to my home,
12:52and Harold's Explosion spells at it, and I demand to know who it is!
13:01Oh, goody. We managed to piss off one of the Devil King's generals.
13:09Every day, every single day, every bloody damn day, one of you maniacs shows Explosion Spells at my home,
13:16and I demand to know who it is!
13:22Explosion Spells? Who uses Explosion Spells around here?
13:26Yeah, who?
13:34Hold on! Why is everyone looking at me? I can't use Explosion magic!
13:39I only just started casting spells! Please, you have to believe me, I didn't do it!
13:44I don't want to die! What'll happen to my little brothers? I'll take care of them!
13:51Megumin?
13:51Megumin?
13:52Megumin?
13:55Megumin?
13:58Megumin?
14:05You?
14:09You are the imbecile who's been blasting my castle day after day after day?!
14:14If you know who I am and wish to pick a fight, then have the decency to announce yourself properly
14:19before you attack!
14:20Otherwise, keep well away from my home, understand?!
14:23Honestly, this harassment is completely unwarranted!
14:26I spared your town thinking it wasn't worth my time, and how do you repay me?
14:31With a boom, boom, boom, every single goddamn day!
14:34You must be out of your flipping mind, you little wench!
14:39I am Megumin! I am an archwizard, one who commands Explosion magic!
14:46What is a Megumin? Are you pulling my leg?!
14:50N-No!
14:51I am of the Crimson Demon Clan, and the greatest mage in this whole town!
14:56Yes, I knew you were one of the Devil King's generals!
14:59That's why I used explosions as a strategy to flush you out!
15:03It seems my plan worked and you've come alone!
15:06Like a fool!
15:09I'm not buying her strategy story!
15:12Her claim of being the greatest mage here is also quite dubious!
15:17Keep your voices down, she's on a roll!
15:19She hasn't used her explosion spell yet today, and with everyone backing her up,
15:23he'll think twice before doing anything!
15:25The best part's coming up, so keep quiet and watch!
15:30Very well! I did not come here to meddle with novices anyway!
15:36I shall be staying at that castle indefinitely!
15:39Do not use your spell on it ever again!
15:42Understood?
15:44No! A Crimson Demon must use explosion once a day, or we'll die!
15:49What?! I never heard that before!
15:52You just made that up!
15:54I take it you intend to continue bombarding my castle then?
16:00I may be evil now, but I was a knight once. Killing the weak never appealed to me, till now!
16:09Hmph! You, sir, should have run away when you had the chance!
16:13M'lady! Your assistance, please!
16:17Now what?
16:17I go to work, that's what!
16:19Huh?!
16:20I don't care if you are the Devil King's general!
16:22It was foolish to move to this territory while I'm living here!
16:26Because of you, I haven't had any decent quests to go on!
16:29And now, I'm about to correct that!
16:31Well, what do we have here?
16:34An archpriest?
16:36I am one of the Devil King's top generals,
16:39and I can withstand whatever spells a low-level priest from this town can conjure!
16:44I know! What say I make that Crimson Demon whelp suffer a bit?
16:53Not if I purify you with my prayer first!
16:57You're too late!
16:58I sentence thee to death!
17:02In one week, you shall die!
17:10No, Darkness!
17:14Damn it! He put a death curse on her!
17:17Darkness!
17:18Darkness!
17:19Are you all right?
17:22It does not seem to be serious.
17:25This unexpected turn of events might actually be more preferable,
17:29seeing as how close the bonds are between you.
17:32In one week, you Crimson Demon child, your crusader will die!
17:38Till then, she will suffer as she trembles in terror of her impending doom.
17:43And it is all your fault.
17:48Yes, watch her suffer for the next seven days and boil in the hell of your guilt.
17:55This would not have happened had you accepted my offer.
18:03You fiend. You have chained this diabolical death curse to me.
18:07And the only way to remove it is to submit to your whims.
18:11You wish to defile me, don't you?
18:14What?
18:16What in the hell is she talking about?
18:19I will not allow a mere curse to break my spirit.
18:22I cannot give in, but...
18:25What shall I do, Kazuma?
18:27How should I know?
18:27I can feel his filthy eyes on me.
18:29Hungry.
18:30Wanting.
18:31They are the eyes of a degenerate.
18:33One who would make a sex slave of me.
18:35And to break this foul curse,
18:37I shall have to submit my body to all manner of pornographic acts.
18:40Over and over again.
18:44You might dominate my body if you wish.
18:47But you will not dominate my heart.
18:49Can you imagine it?
18:51A female knight in chains made the plaything of the Devil King's minion.
18:55Oh, the horror!
18:56What should I do, Kazuma?
18:58Still don't know.
18:58Who could have expected things to become so risque?
19:01I do not want to go, but I have no choice.
19:04I shall resist as long as I can.
19:07Do not try to save me.
19:08I shall return someday.
19:10She's a mad woman.
19:13You're not going anywhere and quit freaking out the doula haunt already.
19:16You mustn't stop me.
19:18Let me go.
19:19So pathetic.
19:21Kodosuba!
19:23Anyway, no more blowing up my home.
19:26And as for you, crimson demon girl,
19:29if you wish to lift my curse on your comrade,
19:32come to my castle.
19:33If you make it past my undead knights to my chamber,
19:37I shall spare her.
19:38But I promise you it will be very, very difficult.
20:03Hey, where are you going?
20:06I'm going to the castle.
20:07Give that doula haunt a dose of my explosion spell right in his face
20:11and lift the curse from darkness.
20:19Well, I ain't letting you go alone.
20:21I don't want you wasting your spell on one of his guards.
20:25That'll be the end of you.
20:26Besides, I was there with you all those times you blew up the castle.
20:30I should have known it belonged to someone.
20:34Fine, if you insist.
20:37Although, you heard what he said about the undead knights there.
20:41Conventional weapons won't affect them.
20:43The only thing we have that would is magic.
20:46My magic.
20:49For once, you will have to totally rely on me.
20:53No.
20:55Do not risk your lives for me.
20:57It is too dangerous.
20:59Don't worry about it.
21:00We'll figure something out and lift that curse off you.
21:03We ain't gonna let some old-
21:04Hey, Crank!
21:07Damn!
21:08Go!
21:09Go!
21:11Oh!
21:13Oh!
21:14Ah!
21:18Ha!
21:20Ah!
21:21Ah!
21:23Ha!
21:24Ah!
21:24Ah!
21:26Oh...
21:37Uh...
21:43Oh, it was nothing.
21:46We had a proper bubble, Aqua.
21:49Megamina and I were raring to go.
21:54Nature's beauty of victory.
21:55Nature's beauty.
22:25岩 傘 蓋 できる岬
22:32から 舟 を 出せる風 を
22:38受け ほど...僕は
22:44今 土 を はだれバラツの海
22:52ゴマタに 翔 ぐる
22:54In the south, the wind was coming
23:00And suddenly, the wind began to go
23:07The spring is right next to me
23:12There's a lot of洗濯物
23:15I'm going to go home
23:30This is Aqua, the goddess, with my progress report.
23:34We ran into a teeny bit of trouble, but other than that, things are going fine.
23:39In fact, it's...
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