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- #konosuba
After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:19Life in another world ain't as cool as I thought.
00:23I barely get by as a noob adventurer.
00:27A stable's the only place I can afford to sleep.
00:31Adventurers aren't badasses at all, they're just a bunch of day-laboring nobodies.
00:36If this was Japan, they couldn't even afford a capsule hotel down some dank alley.
00:43Minimum wage, fair labor laws, why am I talking to myself?
00:52Oh, good morning.
00:54Don't good morning, me. It's almost freaking noon. I thought we were doing a kill quest today.
01:00Alright. Since we weren't going to work, I thought I'd sleep in for once.
01:06So much for yesterdays, you can count on me, BS.
01:10Hello? Didn't you say this world was supposed to be under attack by the Devil King?
01:15There's nothing evil going on! It couldn't get any more peaceful here!
01:19Well, of course. This town's the furthest from the Devil King's castle.
01:23He wouldn't go out of his way just to attack a place that has nothing but amateur adventurers in it.
01:29Good point.
01:30Now that I'm awake, let's go on that kill quest!
01:34You can count on me, so don't you worry!
01:37Yeah, that still doesn't make me feel any better about it.
01:41Oh well. You are a goddess after all. We should be fine.
01:45Alright, let's find some cheap gear and go kill some monsters!
01:49Yeah!
01:52Shut up! World figure's damn handsome!
01:54Sorry, we'll keep it down!
01:58キミと見た世界SAPI サー
02:03始まりの鐘が鳴る
02:04We are BUSCITY MADS
02:08...
02:09...
02:10...
02:11...
02:11...
02:11...
02:12...
02:22I'm so sorry to say I'm not going to miss you.
02:25If you are looking for a future, you can't breathe.
02:29I'm not going to lose the dream.
02:34With a clip I'm not going to see my heart.
02:37I'm going to watch this video.
03:06I'll see you next time.
03:10I'll see you next time.
03:41Save me, Aqua!
03:43Save me!
03:47This is hysterical!
03:49You should see how red your faces, Kazuha!
03:52You look so desperate!
03:53If I get out of this alive, I'll kill her!
03:57Giant toads, man.
03:59Way scarier than your typical frog.
04:02Goats are their favorite food.
04:03During the giant toads' mating season,
04:05they need strength to lay their eggs,
04:06so they show up at farms and swallow the goats whole.
04:10That's right, whole!
04:12And get this.
04:13Every year during their mating season,
04:15it's not unusual for a couple of farmers and kids to go missing.
04:18Think about that!
04:20In case you're wondering how toad meat tastes,
04:22it's a little tough, but light and refreshing.
04:24And these parts, it's a delicacy.
04:28Kozuma!
04:29If you really, really want me to save you,
04:31all you have to do is call me Lady Aqua!
04:34Lady Aqua!
04:36That was way too easy.
04:38Okay, you shouldn't eat,
04:40but starting tomorrow,
04:41you have to worship me in a great or something!
04:43Huh?
04:45First, when we get back into town,
04:47you're going to join the Axis sect
04:48and pray to me three times a day!
04:50Second, at mealtime,
04:52if I ask for something off your plates,
04:53you have to give it to me!
04:55And third...
04:56Ah!
05:02Don't get eaten!
05:06It's a good thing it decided to sit still
05:13while it was eating you.
05:18Thank you, Kozuma, for saving me!
05:22Thank you!
05:23Thank you so much!
05:26She smells like ass!
05:29Come on, let's just call it a day.
05:31Hey, it's obvious these things
05:32are way more than we can handle.
05:34We can always try again
05:36after we get some better gear.
05:39I can't go back looking like this.
05:41Huh?
05:42If my followers saw me
05:44in this disgusting slimy state,
05:45they'd lose their faith in me!
05:47Word would spread some lily frog vest at hand
05:50and my reputation as a stunning goddess
05:52would be finished!
05:54She's so weird.
05:55She's always been cool
05:56sweating balls out in front of the guys.
05:58After a rinse,
06:00she wolfs her dinner down
06:00and drinks till she's blind.
06:02She even sleeps with her mouth open,
06:04drooling all over.
06:06And now she's stressing about her rep?
06:11Hey, Aqua!
06:12You will know the power of the gods!
06:15How dare you bear
06:16your filthy fangs at us!
06:17How dare you challenge me!
06:19You will know regret
06:20in the pits of hell,
06:21fall creature!
06:22Try!
06:23Whoa!
06:25Whoa!
06:25Holy Thil Fist!
06:27One that tarries the goddess's rage
06:28to sorrow!
06:29Whomever is right
06:30will perish!
06:38How close like this?
06:40You froggies are pretty cute!
06:42Ah!
06:43Holy Darkwa!
06:46Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:51Ah!
06:57Ah!
07:01We can't take those toads out alone!
07:04We need to find some allies!
07:06We got 5,000 heiress per frock.
07:08We make that much at our part-time jobs
07:10without getting eaten.
07:13Ow!
07:13They are delicious.
07:15A little tough,
07:16but the texture's divine.
07:18Back to the allies thing.
07:19I totally agree with you,
07:21but who's gonna party up
07:22with a couple of beginners
07:23with no gear?
07:24No, don't you worry!
07:25Why don't you put the word out?
07:26Would you swallow your food
07:27before you talk?
07:30I'm an archpriest!
07:32One of the advanced classes!
07:33Do you even know
07:34how many people would kill
07:35to have someone like me
07:36in their party?
07:37Once I get the word out,
07:38people will be lining up,
07:40shouting,
07:40please, take me!
07:42Take me!
07:42You'll see!
07:43Now give me some more frog
07:45and stop worrying already!
07:47You're welcome.
07:54What a day!
07:56My feet are killing me!
07:57I heard that!
07:59Why is no one coming?
08:03We've been sitting here
08:04for more than half the day waiting.
08:06We posted a flyer and everything,
08:07but so far, no bites.
08:09Suit yourself.
08:11Immediate opening available
08:12in a cozy, harmonious party!
08:14If you wish to go on quests
08:16with Lady Aqua,
08:17the beautiful archpriest,
08:18then look no further!
08:20Ever since I joined this party,
08:22I've been happy every day!
08:24I definitely hit the jackpot!
08:26After joining Lady Aqua's party,
08:28I got over my terminal illness
08:29and became popular!
08:31Only adventurers
08:32and advanced classes
08:32will be considered.
08:33Beginners need not apply.
08:37Maybe you should lower your standards a little.
08:40I think your only advanced classes thing
08:42is putting people off.
08:43I know.
08:44I just...
08:45I thought...
08:46At this point,
08:47we should just call it a day.
08:49I mean,
08:50you're on a whole other level than me
08:52and that's cool,
08:53but if I'm surrounded
08:54by a bunch of elites like you,
08:55I feel like a loser, so...
08:57I saw your notice
08:58calling for adventurers.
09:01That we should meet
09:03is a fate chosen by this world.
09:05At last,
09:06my search for suitable companions
09:08to quest with
09:09has come to an end!
09:14My name is Megamine!
09:16I am an archwizard
09:17who wields explosion!
09:18The most powerful,
09:19most feared,
09:20most deadly spell
09:21in all the land!
09:25For real?
09:28Dost thou desire
09:29to align yourself
09:30with a power so fearsome
09:31its user has been shunned?
09:33Huh?
09:34If so,
09:35show me thy resolve
09:36and stare into
09:37the ultimate abyss with me,
09:39but take heed,
09:40for if thou dost stare into it,
09:42the abyss
09:43shalt also stare into thee.
09:46Are you pulling my leg
09:47or something?
09:48No!
09:49Of course not!
09:51Your eye is red.
09:52Are you a crimson demon?
09:54Indeed!
09:55I am Megamine,
09:56the greatest mage
09:57in the crimson demons!
09:59My lethal powers
10:00can demolish
10:01the tallest mountains!
10:02Smash the hardest stone!
10:06Hey!
10:07Are you okay?
10:11I haven't had a thing
10:13to eat in three whole days.
10:15I'd appreciate it
10:16if you could spare some food.
10:18If you're that hungry,
10:19I can spot you.
10:20What's with the eye patch?
10:22Cause I mean,
10:23my friend here
10:23can heal you
10:24if you want.
10:25Healing magic
10:26is like,
10:27her only skill.
10:28My what?
10:29This is no eye patch,
10:31but a magic item
10:32which suppresses my powers!
10:34I dare not ever remove it!
10:37For if I did,
10:38a great catastrophe
10:39would befall this world!
10:41You're kidding!
10:43So it's like a seal?
10:44No,
10:45it's just an eye patch.
10:46I wear it
10:47cause it looks neat.
10:49I'm sorry!
10:50I'm sorry!
10:51Please don't fall on it!
10:52No, stop!
10:53You'll break it!
10:54Hang on.
10:55Children of the crimson demon clan
10:57are born with high intelligence
10:58and magical powers.
11:00They're supposed to be
11:01expert spellcasters.
11:02And they all have
11:03weird names like her.
11:04Then she's for real?
11:06My poor eye!
11:09Sorry about that,
11:10but I thought you were
11:10messing around with us.
11:12With all your weird talk
11:13and your weird name,
11:14go figure.
11:15Hmm.
11:15Will you stop making fun
11:17of my name?
11:17To me,
11:18everyone here has a weird name,
11:20but where I come from,
11:21mine is totally normal.
11:23Then what are your mom
11:24and dad called?
11:25My mother is YuiYui
11:26and my father is YuiZaburo!
11:32Eh,
11:33as long as she can do magic
11:34like you say.
11:35Let's take her.
11:35Oh, right.
11:36That does it.
11:37You can laugh at my name,
11:38but if you make fun
11:38of my parents,
11:39I'll make you regret it.
11:40Yui Zaburo!
11:47You know how you can't
11:49forge an adventurer's card?
11:50Yeah.
11:50Well, according to hers,
11:51she's definitely an arch wizard.
11:53Hmm.
11:54This girl is capable
11:54of using powerful
11:55offensive magic.
11:57Yeah,
11:57her stats are pretty high.
11:58Like, super high.
12:00I know.
12:01It's a big deal
12:02if she can conjure
12:03explosion magic like she says.
12:05Why,
12:05that's the most advanced
12:06magical attack.
12:08Listen,
12:09I don't go by
12:10she or this girl.
12:11I have a name,
12:12so please use it.
12:18So,
12:18arch wizard,
12:19want to order something?
12:30Explosion is the strongest spell,
12:31and the more powerful
12:33and the more powerful the spell,
12:33the more time it takes
12:34to conjure.
12:36Keep that frog busy
12:37until I am done
12:38with my preparations.
12:40I can handle one,
12:41no sweat!
12:42There's another one!
12:45Damn,
12:45they're sneaky!
12:49Alright,
12:49focus your spell
12:50on the furthest one out.
12:51I can manage that.
12:53We got this one.
12:54Aqua,
12:55I hope you're ready.
12:56We could use your
12:57you-know-what powers
12:58right about now.
12:58Come on,
12:59show us what a great
13:00you-know-what
13:00you used to be.
13:01Oh,
13:01shut your mouth!
13:02I'm still a goddess,
13:03you hear?
13:04No use to be about it.
13:05You're a goddess?
13:07Um,
13:08no,
13:08that's just what
13:09she calls herself.
13:10She says all sorts
13:11of crazy things
13:12when she's stressed.
13:13Kind of sad,
13:13actually.
13:14Poor thing.
13:16Whatever!
13:17I don't care
13:18how resistant
13:19these are to attacks!
13:20I'm going in!
13:21Guess you what,
13:23Kabuma!
13:23I'll show you
13:24what the powers
13:25of a goddess
13:25can do!
13:26Triple before me,
13:28creature!
13:29Strug!
13:30Requiem!
13:31Come out,
13:32Splatinal attack!
13:33A requiem
13:34for a goddess's
13:34love and sorrow!
13:36Whosoever it strikes
13:37will-
13:38Ah!
13:44That's a goddess
13:45for ya.
13:45Sacrificing herself
13:46to buy us time.
13:50Darkness
13:51blacker than black,
13:52darker than dark!
13:53Merge with my
13:54deep crimson,
13:55I beseech thee!
13:56The time of
13:57awakening have come!
13:58From the boundaries
13:59of righteousness,
14:00come, oh justice!
14:01As an intangible
14:02distortion!
14:03Dance!
14:04Dance!
14:05Dance!
14:06Transform my
14:07torrent of power
14:08into a destructive
14:09force, one without
14:10equal!
14:12Return all of
14:13creation to
14:13cinders and rise
14:14from the abyss!
14:15Grant your
14:16humble servant
14:17the most powerful
14:18attack ever known!
14:19Grant your
14:20humble servant
14:20the ultimate
14:21attack spell!
14:24Explosion!
14:25Explosion!
14:41Barring Quraiiows
14:47defiantly
14:48delirious
14:48Damn!
14:49Now that's what I call
14:51magic!
14:56uh-oh i guess the explosion woke it up from its nap hey megumin let's fall back in
15:06huh even though my explosion spell is powerful using it takes a lot of energy
15:13i overexerted myself conjuring it so now well i can't move a muscle
15:20for real oh no i didn't expect a frog to pop up nearby this is bad i'll be eaten
15:29sorry but could you please do something before
15:35no don't get eaten yet oh thank you
15:56i don't know if you knew but the inside of a frog is both stinky and cozy
16:01gee thanks i can die happy now you're banned from using explosion again unless it's an emergency
16:09from now on stick to less apocalyptic magic got it that's not possible why not
16:15explosion magic is the only kind i can use i don't know how to cast any other spells
16:23seriously seriously
16:29but if your level is high enough to use explosion shouldn't you be able to use other magic too
16:35why even i couldn't learn all the arch priest spells i needed to until after i learned all
16:40the party tricks first what monster would you use a party trick on
16:44i am an arch wizard who loves explosion magic more than anything i can't stand the other spells in
16:50the detonation family they suck explosion is the one for me i'll admit quest would be easier for me
16:57if i learned other spells but i refuse i love the explosion spell more than anything i don't care
17:03that i can only use it once a day or that it drains me so much it knocks me on
17:06my face
17:07i will always always love explosion when i started i chose to walk the path of the arch wizard
17:13just so i could cast that one glorious spell
17:19that's amazing and wonderful even though your goal is totally bonkers i love the passion you have for it
17:26so basically this mage is useless hell if aqua gets where she's coming from she's gotta be
17:34i mean just going off how our two fights with the toads went this goddess is as useless as it
17:39gets
17:41the last thing i need is another aqua in my life
17:45oh well sounds like life's gonna be tough for you but keep hanging in there
17:49once we get back to the guild we'll split the reward and then maybe we'll see you again
17:54the only thing i want to do is use my explosion spell if i can do that i don't need
17:59a share of the
18:00reward but for the cost of a meal and basic necessities you can have the power of an arch wizard
18:06just give me a permanent spot in your party and i'm all yours no i couldn't a talented mage like
18:13yourself would be wasted on a couple of small-time amateurs like us
18:16no not at all i don't care if you're small-time or amateurs
18:21i might be in advanced class but i'm only level six we'd make a great team
18:25please stop pulling my hand away
18:27but if you can only do one spell a day what's the point in having you with us
18:32she might suck as a mage but she's got one hell of a grip
18:35would you let go of me already i bet you got dumped by another party and that's why you're so
18:41desperate
18:41anyway if we're in a dungeon you can't use explosion you'll kill us all we can't use you
18:46okay keep your smile to yourself please take me please no other parties will have me
18:51do whatever you want carry your stuff please don't abandon me like this
18:56oh dear that man's going to abandon that child
19:00do you see the other girl there he's covered in slime
19:03he defiled that poor little girl and now he's throwing her away
19:06oh my gosh both those girls are covered in icky goo
19:10what kind of sick game was that pervert playing with them
19:13oh come on it's not like that
19:22don't leave me i'll play whatever kinky games you want to play
19:25i'll even do the slime act with the frost again
19:36i confirmed you completed your quest nice work out there
19:41no way i went up four whole levels i didn't know you could advance so much just by killing a
19:46few
19:46monsters it's true and the newer the adventurer is the faster they'll level up
19:51now after adding the toads we bought from you plus the award for completing the quest
19:55the total is 110 000 heiress
19:58does that amount sound right to you
20:05damn this sucks
20:07110 grand split three ways it's just 36 grand each
20:14we nearly got ourselves killed and for what 36 lousy grand it's not worth it
20:21the other quests on the board ain't much better
20:24help me find my lost pet he's a white wolf
20:27seeking a tutor in swordsmanship for my son
20:30applicants must either be a rune knight or a sword master
20:33would you like to take part in my magical experiments
20:37only those with high hp or strong magical resistance need apply
20:42yeah no thank you
20:47man i wish i could go back to japan
20:49the only ally we got up to now sucks
20:52it ain't gonna be easy living in this world
20:56i saw your poster
20:58i hope i'm not late
21:01are you still recruiting adventurers for your party
21:05uh um yeah we are i wouldn't recommend it but uh if you really wanna
21:14she's a knight an unbelievably gorgeous knight
21:18crap she's so pretty i got nervous and my voice squeaked
21:22side effect from being a shut-in for so long
21:24god i'm such a dork
21:27that's good i was worried
21:29you see i have been waiting ages for the right party to come along
21:39my name is darkness
21:42and my class is crusader
21:50if you would have me
21:53i'd like to join your
21:57party please
22:06you see i have been waiting ages for the right party to come along
22:13you see i have been waiting ages for the right party to come along
22:33do
22:42you see i have been waitingims for sene
22:50yeah
22:51yeah
22:51yeah
22:53thank you
22:54yeah
22:55yeah
23:17海から風が吹いて急にあの降り始めた春はすぐ隣にいる洗濯物取り込まれてた
23:38ご視聴ありがとうございました
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