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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:11this ain't worth it working all day for peanuts dealing with a loser goddess fantasy world my
00:19ass this ain't the life I signed up for what happened to fighting dragons with a kick-ass
00:25magic sword and being the edgy hero everyone's been waiting for where's the
00:30party member I'm supposed to fall in love with this place is such a rip-off I hate being broke
00:42I can't live like a pauper that does it let's do a quest I don't care what I don't care
00:49if it's hard
00:50I want money well I would not mind a hard quest
01:06how can a goddess be so pathetic look sooner or later I'm gonna run out of money too
01:12so what the heck pick out a quest and we'll go with ya I can't believe you're letting her choose
01:21I get the feeling she'll pick something horrific I definitely would not mind a quest like that
01:31hold your horses I want to see what kind of crap you take first a manticore and a griffin are
01:38fighting
01:38over territory in the region and disturbing the peace if you kill them you will receive a reward
01:43of five hundred thousand errors are you out of your mind it's a good thing I came over to check
01:49on her she was on her way to picking the gnarliest quest on the board need to purify the town's
01:57lake
01:57it has become so foul no one can drink from it and brutal alligators have made it their home
02:02the monsters will leave once it has been purified so you won't have to kill them three hundred thousand
02:07heiress reward three hundred thousand this one's got my name written all over it
02:13in the end of the world
02:16the end of the world
02:18the end we're pulling the smile
02:22we're a party female
02:24Oh…
02:25Ah…
02:28Ah…
02:29Ah…
02:31Ah…
02:32Ah…
02:51Ah…無邪気に手渡された理不尽な未来を遊び尽くせる覚悟ができたかな時計の針を見ない
03:20I'll see you next time.
03:49How about it?
03:50Hold on.
03:51You can purify water?
03:53Are you kidding?
03:54You silly boy.
03:55Who do you think I am?
03:56I can't believe I have to tell you.
03:58With my name and looks, it should be obvious what I'm a goddess of.
04:01The goddess of cheap party tricks?
04:03No, you stupid shut and neat!
04:05Are you blind?
04:06My eyes are blue, my hair's blue, I'm the goddess of water!
04:09Alright, fine.
04:10We'll take it.
04:11Better yet, you take it, and that way the reward's all yours.
04:14Oh!
04:17I'm pretty sure the monsters will attack me while I'm purifying,
04:20so I sort of need your guys' protection.
04:25Mm-hmm.
04:27How long does it take?
04:28Five minutes?
04:31Hmm...
04:32More like half a day.
04:33No thank you!
04:34Please, please, please, guys!
04:35Let me out here!
04:37I really, really need this!
04:38How do you purify a lake anyway?
04:40Huh?
04:42Well, um...
04:43I'm a high-level goddess.
04:45All I have to do is touch the water, and that should do the trick.
04:48That's it, huh?
04:50You know what?
04:52I think I know how to keep you safe from the monsters while you do it.
04:55How?
04:55I know!
04:57Kono Zuba!
05:05Are you... sure about this?
05:07What are you worried about?
05:08You're perfectly safe in there.
05:10Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now!
05:13No, I'm not.
05:14I just feel like some rare monster that's being carted off to the circus.
05:32I know how it looks, but no.
05:34We're not going to ditch her.
05:35This was to keep her safe.
05:37See, this way she could touch the water and purify it from inside the cage.
05:42Aqua!
05:42If you need help, haul her!
05:44We'll reel you in!
05:45Cage and all!
05:46I hate this.
05:48Now I know how a teabag feels after it's been steeping for too long.
05:56That iron bar makes 312.
05:59That iron bar makes 313.
06:02No monsters have appeared yet.
06:04I noticed that too.
06:06Well, I noticed you're more chill today than you normally are.
06:09What?
06:11Usually you'd brag about how scary your power is, then blow the damn lake to smithereens.
06:15He's right.
06:16You would.
06:16Is that what you think of me?
06:18That I'm that immature?
06:21I wouldn't dare waste my fearsome spell on mere alligators.
06:24It is far too precious.
06:26You got no problem using it on everything else.
06:30Aqua!
06:31You good?
06:32How's that purifying coming along?
06:35Going well, thank you.
06:37You'll catch cold if you sit in that water too long.
06:40You need to get out to go pee or anything?
06:43I'm an archpriest!
06:44We don't go pee or anything!
06:46She sounds like she's doing just fine.
06:48By the way, crimson demons don't pee or anything either.
06:51What?
06:52Are you guys like robots or something?
06:54Actually, I'm a crusader.
06:57We don't...
06:59Such things are not...
07:02Please, stop.
07:03You're not convincing me at all.
07:05And as for you and the soggy blue one, let's put you to the test.
07:08After we're done here, we'll do a quest that takes longer than a day.
07:11One with lots of walking.
07:13No!
07:13Anything but that!
07:14Not because crimson demons have to pee.
07:17We just hate long quests us all.
07:19You are even more sadistic than I hoped.
07:23The alligators still haven't shown up.
07:25It would be great if we could finish this without having to fight them.
07:29Shut up!
07:29Do you want to trigger a flag or something?
07:32Kazuma!
07:33Something's coming!
07:35A lot of somethings are coming!
07:39Kazuma!
07:40Kazuma!
07:44Kazuma!
07:49Before the gators, Aqua just sat there thinking her goddessy butt was enough to purify the lake.
07:54She was being more proactive now.
07:57Purification!
07:58Purification!
07:59Purification!
08:00Purification!
08:01Purification!
08:01Yes!
08:04Purification!
08:06Purification!
08:07Purification!
08:07Purification!
08:08God!
08:10That was bad! The cage just made a really weird sound!
08:13Aqua! You wanna call it a day?
08:16Say the word and we'll come down and reel you in!
08:19No! If I give them down, I won't get the reward!
08:26The cage just made a crunch sound! Cages aren't supposed to go crunch!
08:32I'm feeling jealous. It looks fun inside that cage.
08:37Down, girl.
08:38Purification! Purification! Purification! Purification! Purification!
08:54Well, the lake seems to be purified. The alligators have left the area, too.
09:00You okay in there, Aqua?
09:02Aqua?
09:03Hey, Aqua! Lady Aqua!
09:07Hey!
09:09Come on, say something! You hurt?
09:14If those stupid gators freaked you out that much, you should've quit the quest!
09:18Come on, now. Let's go home.
09:21Hey, guess what? We were talking and...
09:24Well, we decided you could have the reward for this.
09:27That's right, Aqua. You can keep the 300,000 Daris all to yourself!
09:31It's only fair! After all, you were the one who did all the work!
09:36You can come on out now. It's safe. The gators are all gone. Promise!
09:41I'll stay in the cage, thank you.
09:43Seriously?
09:45The world is too big. Too scary. I will never leave this cage again.
09:53Aqua's been traumatized again. Man, these quests are tough on her.
10:17It's the legendary ancient dragon!
10:19Can we even beat that thing?
10:21Maybe we should get out of here!
10:25My name is Kiyoya Mitsurugi. When I was alive, I was an ordinary high schooler.
10:30But after I died, I met a beautiful goddess who reincarnated me into this world as his hero.
10:36If we don't deal with this now, it will ravage the land and kill everything in its path!
10:42We're the only ones who can stop it! And stop it we shall!
10:47Kiyoya! They say the gods forged his sword, and only he can use it!
10:52The magic sword, Graham!
11:06Yup, that's my Kiyoya! It only took him one blow to kill the ancient dragon.
11:11Wait, since when did he become your Kiyoya?
11:13Wait, ladies, please don't fight!
11:16He's mine and that's that!
11:18What are you talking about? He's mine, got it?
11:20I swear, I will save this world. I promised her I would.
11:28Now, begin your journey in a new world with Graham, the magic sword.
11:34Yes, milady. I swear I will slay the devil king and save the world for you.
11:40Go now, become its hero.
11:49I know that voice. Could it be?
11:54Hey, Kiyoya! Where are you going?
12:04What's a girl like me to do?
12:11M'lady!
12:12M'lady!
12:13M'lady!
12:15M'lady!
12:36M'lady!
12:47M'lady!
12:50M'lady!
13:10M'lady!
13:19M'lady!
13:22M'lady!
13:24It's a thing like...
13:25Oh, right.
13:33How can this goddess be of service to you, good sir?
13:37Who are you?
13:39It's me, m'lady!
13:41Kiyoya Mitsurugi!
13:42Don't you remember me?
13:43I died and you reincarnated me and gave me Graham the magic sword?
13:48Um...
13:49Huh?
13:52Uh...
13:52Oh, right, right, that guy!
13:55Sorry, I totally forgot for a second there!
13:57I helped so many people cross over, I was bound to forget of you here and there!
14:01Uh, sure.
14:05It has been a while, m'lady.
14:07And I'm fighting hard to save this world, to be its hero.
14:11By the way, I hope you don't mind me asking, but why were you in a cage?
14:17Oh, brother, where do I start?
14:20Ko, no, su, ah!
14:24Whaaaaat?!
14:24You dragged m'lady to this world against her will?!
14:27Then locked her in a cage and dug her in a lake?!
14:30You monster!
14:31How could you?!
14:32N-no, wait!
14:33I don't really mind that he forced me to come here anymore!
14:36I'm having lots of fun doing those sorts of lifey things!
14:39Please, m'lady!
14:40I don't know how this guy influenced your judgment, but you're a goddess, remember?
14:45He's a nobody!
14:46Listen to this asswipe flapping away!
14:49Hell, he doesn't even know what Aqua's really like!
14:52What's up?
14:53Two dudes fighting over some chick.
14:55If you don't mind my asking, Lady Aqua, which inn are you staying at?
14:58It's not an inn, it's the stables!
15:01Huh?
15:03Hey!
15:04Take your hands off in this instant!
15:06Is there no limit to your rudeness?
15:08I could end him with an explosion!
15:11Please don't, you'll end me too!
15:13Interesting.
15:15A crusader and an arch-wizard.
15:17And charming ones at that, if you don't mind me saying so.
15:21You're blessed to have such excellent people as allies,
15:24and yet you make Lady Aqua sleep in a dirty stable.
15:27Have you no shame?
15:31Thanks to the magic sword this jackass got when he reincarnated,
15:34I bet his life here has been hassle-free and way easier than mine!
15:38I worked my way up from nothing to get what I have,
15:40so for him to lecture me, he can go screw himself!
15:44And for him to call these three excellent?
15:47Not once have I ever, ever, ever seen these chicks be excellent!
15:55Look, ladies, I'm a sword master, and I'd love to have you in my party.
15:59I'll treat you well, and I'll buy you the best gear.
16:03This guy's trouble with a capital T.
16:06He's giving me the heebie-jeebie something fierce.
16:08Like, he's so full of himself, it's scary.
16:11Agreed.
16:12That man makes me feel so conflicted.
16:14I enjoy being hit more than attacking,
16:17but the urge to punch his face is irresistible!
16:19I want to blow him up.
16:21Let me blow him up.
16:22Well, you heard him.
16:24These excellent ladies would rather stick with a nobody like me than join you.
16:28Later, dude.
16:33Wait!
16:36You're blocking our way?
16:38I am sorry, but I can't leave Lady Aqua in a party that mistreats her.
16:41He's the type who can't seem to take a hint.
16:45I know what's coming up next.
16:48Let's spar for her.
16:50Called it.
16:51If I beat you, Lady Aqua comes with me.
16:54And if you beat me, I'll grant you any one request.
16:57Okay, you're on.
16:58Ready to go!
16:59Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second!
17:02Steal!
17:14That'll teach you to open your big mouth.
17:16Why, you coward!
17:19Coward!
17:20Coward!
17:21Coward!
17:23Let me guess.
17:24You guys are with him, right?
17:25That's right, you jerk!
17:26You jerky coward!
17:28This doofus with a magic sword challenged me, a noob adventurer with weak gear, and I'm the cheater?
17:35Give Graham back to him right now!
17:37That's Killya's sword, and he's the only one who can use it!
17:39Huh?
17:40For real?
17:42Yep, it's true.
17:43He's the only one that can use Graham.
17:45Huh.
17:49Too bad, I won.
17:50It's mine.
17:51Wait!
17:51You can't just walk off with it!
17:53You didn't win!
17:54You took him off guard!
17:58I believe everyone's equal, ladies and dudes.
18:01So I don't have a problem throwing down on a couple of girls if they're asking for it.
18:06Right now, you're asking for it.
18:09If I use steel, things could get embarrassing and drafty for you.
18:14Huh?
18:15What?
18:19Here we go, ladies.
18:25Yeah, I can feel the steel coming on!
18:36I feel dirty.
18:38Kuno Suba!
18:42What?!
18:42It wasn't my fault!
18:44It's mine!
18:44You hate me!
18:45Aqua sounds upset again.
18:47Wonder what happened this time.
18:49I swear, it's like she's only happy if she's causing the biggest commotion.
18:56I got my reward. Guess why she only gave me a hundred thousand Eris. Cause the cage is two hundred
19:03thousand to fix.
19:05I didn't even break the darn thing! That weasel! When I see him again, I'll hit him with Godmode right
19:12between the eyes!
19:13There you are, Kazuma Sato!
19:18I happened to run into a lady thief and she told me all about you! She said you steal panties!
19:24I also heard a rumor going around about how you like dousing women in slime. They call you Kazuma the
19:30Cat!
19:31Who the hell's talking about me behind my back?
19:33Lady Aqua, I swore to you that I would defeat the Devil King. Milady, please join my-
19:40Godmode!
19:47Come here! You broke the cage and you're gonna pay for it or else! It costs three hundred thousand to
19:53fix!
19:53Uh, yes, Milady. Uh, here.
19:56Wait, didn't she say two hundred thou before?
19:59Oh, Barkeep! One draft, please! And a stack of fried rod, too!
20:06I... Look, I know you're the last person I should ask anything from.
20:10But I must! Please give me back my sword! If you do, I'll buy you the finest sword in all
20:16the la-
20:19Sorry. I hate to interrupt your groveling, but he doesn't have your sword anymore.
20:24Huh?
20:28Gah!
20:30That's very funny. Come on, now. Where is my magic sword, really?
20:36I sold it.
20:38Damn it!
20:41Wait, Yoya!
20:45Wish I could have got more for it.
20:48That man has serious issues. Come to think of it, he called Aqua a goddess a few times, and I
20:54was wondering if you knew why that was.
20:58The jig's up. It's time to tell her and make him mean the truth.
21:04It was supposed to be a secret, but I think I can trust you with it.
21:09I am Aqua, worshipped by the Axis sect, the goddess of water.
21:14Sorry I couldn't tell you sooner, but I am the goddess Aqua!
21:17You really shouldn't drink so much.
21:19I'm not drunk!
21:20Emergency! Emergency!
21:22We need all adventurers to arm themselves and rally at the main gate! Prepare for battle!
21:27Kazuma Sato, you and your party in particular are needed today, so please hurry!
21:32Huh?
21:44Uh-oh, him again.
21:47You wretches!
21:50What is wrong with you people? Why do you keep bombarding my castle?!
21:58Say what?
22:07What's wrong with you people? Why do you cry?
22:31Because the
22:46船を出せば風を受けほらふくらむ 僕は今土をはだれ
22:58七つの海をまたに駆ける 南から風は吹いて 急にあの降り始めた
23:16春はすぐ隣にいる 洗濯物取り込まないじゃ
23:33カズマサトの復活性を生きて 決める 神の復活性を生きて 早くなります
23:36Of course, this is all thanks to my talent.
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