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After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:08Ah! Darkness! That's not fair!
00:17Right? Let's see how you get out of this!
00:20Oh, Kazuma! Your goddess demands her rightful spot by the fire.
00:25Huh?
00:26See what that says? Level 21. So, I'm the highest level in our party.
00:31You know what that means, don't you, you poor old low-level underling?
00:35It means your superior gets the couch, so show some respect and shoot!
00:41Wait! What's up with your stats? They haven't gone up at all since we got our cards.
00:46That doesn't mean anything. All my stats were maxed out from the very beginning, obviously.
00:51Don't make the mistake of lumping me in with ordinary adventurers like you.
00:55No.
00:55My only choice is to use my diabolical teleport!
00:58Hey! You cannot use that now!
01:00The rules say I can! Destroyer Explosions!
01:06Finally!
01:07I knew you'd see it my way!
01:11Poor thing! She can level up, but her intelligence will always stay the same!
01:17What's wrong with you? What are you tearing up for?
01:20You've got this pitiful look on your face like I said something stupid!
01:24Good night!
01:25Wait! Kazuma!
01:27We got ourselves a mansion to live in.
01:29And that solved the problem of us making it through the winter without freezing to death.
01:34But there's some problems we'll never solve.
01:36Geez! What's wrong with you?
01:40What's wrong with you?
01:57Hey guys! What you all doing over there?
01:59Kazuma!
02:01Dang it, Kazuma. Don't go sneaking up on us like that.
02:05So this here's Keith and Dust. A couple adventurers I met a little while ago.
02:09You guys are acting way shifty.
02:11What's up? Is something going on down here?
02:17Listen, if I tell you, you gotta swear you won't tell the chicks.
02:21Okay.
02:21There's a shop down there run by Succubi.
02:24And they'll give you the hottest, kinkiest dreams you ever had.
02:29Keep talking.
02:55Okay.
03:13Keep talking.
03:16Bye.
03:18Bye.
03:19Bye.
03:21I believe in you
03:24It's a big world
03:26Look at the world
03:28Let's go in the sky
03:30I'm in the sky
03:31I'm in the sky
03:33I'm in the sky
03:35I'm in the sky
03:36Don't be afraid
03:41You won't have to go in the sky
03:43I'd love to be all for you
03:44It's all for you
03:47I'm in the sky
03:48I'm in the sky
03:48We are Facts, Deemer
04:18No way would I ever set up
04:20foot in a place like this on my own
04:23Welcome
04:24Right this way handsome
04:26Um sure
04:28You boys can come with us
04:30Right
04:31Oh man
04:34Sit tight and I'll be right back
04:44You
04:45You
04:48Welcome
04:49To the doorway to hell
04:50Don't dream anything I wouldn't
04:52Tough guy
04:53No I won't
04:55Yeah I bet
04:58Occupation artisan weaver
05:00That dude ain't even an adventurer
05:04Sir
05:06Sir
05:07Yes
05:09Relax sweetie
05:10Is this your first time visiting our shop
05:12Then I'll tell you about our service
05:15Yes please
05:16We succubi have a mutually beneficial relationship with the male adventurers of this town
05:21I'm sure you've noticed how many of them are forced to live in stables
05:25In a situation like that it's normal to get pent up and without any privacy releasing one's tensions can be
05:32risky
05:33I know I shouldn't feel guilty about being here but still
05:37On second thought I got nothing to feel guilty about
05:41For example if one forced himself on a female adventurer sleeping nearby his stablemates would notice and beat him so
05:47bad he'd pee blood for a month
05:49There's also a chance the female whips out a dagger and cuts off her attackers you know what which would
05:54be both fatal and messy
05:56Has that happened to someone here before?
06:00That said we succubi give male adventurers erotic dreams that bring them relief without any risk
06:06We take a tiny bit of your vitality in return but don't worry it's not so much that it affects
06:11your daily life or adventures
06:15This is awesome this is so awesome if every guy did this on the regular there'd be no more war
06:23Please fill out this form and if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask
06:28Huh?
06:30So like it's asking for my preferred situation gender and appearance in my dream
06:35Can I be anything?
06:37Yes, you can choose to be a king or a hero whatever you want
06:41Experiencing a dream as a female is also a popular choice
06:44Oh you don't say
06:48Some customers choose to be a young boy again
06:50Their dreams usually involve them being subdued by a strong female adventurer
06:57This town's got some supremely kinky dudes in it
07:01Um about this partner preferences one how detailed can I get with it?
07:06You can choose their looks personality speech patterns and even how much they like you
07:11Your partner can be anything or anyone real or imagined
07:14No way really?
07:16Yes really
07:17So then even if I pick a celebrity or a girl I know or a 2D waifu you can make
07:22it happen?
07:22Yes even a 2D waifu whatever that might be
07:26I won't get in trouble using someone's image without their okay will I?
07:31No not at all it is just a dream
07:34Yeah you're right it is!
07:36Hey while we're on the subject is there an age restriction on the type of girl I want in my
07:40dream?
07:41Not that I'm some kind of pedo or anything just curious asking for a friend in fact
07:44There's no restriction choose the age you like
07:48Um you sure about that?
07:51There's no like laws about that kind of stuff
07:53No there's not it is a dream after all
07:57Yeah you're right it is!
07:59Of course it's okay it's just a dream!
08:02Man what a setup this suck you buy erotic dream service is lit!
08:07Oh one more thing please don't drink any alcohol tonight
08:10It's impossible to activate a dream when the customer is loaded
08:14Yes ma'am no drinks!
08:16C-
08:17No soup bah!
08:19I'm home!
08:26It's about time you got back!
08:28You won't believe what's for dinner!
08:30Big ol' pinchy crabby's!
08:32My family sent them as a sort of housewarming gift
08:35It's high quality marbled red crab
08:37And it came with this amazing top shelf litter too!
08:41Her family must really appreciate us for keeping their precious darkness out of trouble
08:45I can't believe I'm about to sink my teeth into real marbled red crab!
08:50I'm so happy I joined this party
08:52Are those things really that big a deal?
08:55Absolutely!
08:56If you told me I could eat this crab as long as I didn't blow up anything for one whole
09:00day
09:00I'd gladly restrain the urge
09:02They're that delicious
09:04And then I'd unleash a ferocious explosion right after I ate!
09:07Wow that good huh?
09:09Wait...
09:10What'd you say at the end there?
09:27Yum!
09:35Oh my god!
09:38I can't stop myself!
09:40Oh!
09:42Crack!
09:43Oh!
09:44Crack!
09:46Crack!
09:47Crack!
09:48Ow!
09:49Hey Kazuma!
09:51Could you like the stove up for me?
09:53I know a tasty way to drink this stuff and I wanna show everyone!
09:56Mm-hmm!
09:57Oh!
09:58Tender!
10:00You put a shell filled with crab guts on the grill and then...
10:04He he he he he he he!
10:06He he he he!
10:06He he he he!
10:09He he he he!
10:09Should be ready now!
10:12Shhh!
10:13Shhh!
10:15Tch!
10:16Tch!
10:17Grope!
10:19I-I wanna try!
10:22Uh...
10:22Uh...
10:23Uh...
10:23No!
10:24You idiot!
10:24That succubus lady said no alcohol!
10:27I might drink too much and get hammered and I won't get my dream!
10:31Having second thoughts?
10:33Very well!
10:34Calm down dude!
10:35You don't need to drink tonight!
10:38It's just booze!
10:39So keep your eyes on the prize and you'll get through this!
10:45This is delicious!
10:47And so light!
10:48Don't be tempted!
10:49You're stronger than that!
10:50Resist!
10:51Once you get a taste you know you'll have another!
10:53Please give me a little sip!
10:55It won't hurt me or anything!
10:56You are still a child!
10:58Do you want your life to end up in the gutter?
11:00Fill your shells and drink up!
11:02I'm in such a good mood!
11:03I'm gonna show you all my brand new party trip!
11:06With the flick of my fingers, I'm the mobile fortress destroyer!
11:11No way!
11:12That's the destroyer all right!
11:14That's exactly how it moves!
11:16Indeed you are the spitting image of it!
11:18If I knew what a destroyer was maybe I'd care!
11:21Do it again Aqua!
11:22Please please please!
11:24You can't just snap your fingers and expect art!
11:26It comes from the soul and only when the artist is inspired to share it with the world!
11:31What is wrong Kazuma?
11:32You have such a concerned look on your face!
11:35Do you not like the food?
11:36No!
11:36It's great!
11:37I just can't drink now!
11:39See, I met some friends at a bar in town today and I guess I kinda overdid it!
11:43But I'll totally try it out tomorrow!
11:46If you say so!
11:48Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
11:50What's with the innocent look all of a sudden?!
11:52She always says the pervious things and now?
11:54Now she's acting all sweet and normal?!
11:56Eat up then!
11:57It's my thanks to you!
11:59For everything!
12:01Ugh, I feel like such a dog now!
12:04What am I doing?
12:05I should just get plastered with them and forget all about the dream!
12:09Look at everyone having fun!
12:11Is a hot dream really that big a deal?
12:14Come on man!
12:15Deep down, you know what's more important here!
12:22Well, I hate to be a party pooper guys!
12:24But I'm gonna hit the sack early!
12:27So, uh, night!
12:29Konosuba!
12:35I'm so nervous my heart's pounding!
12:37This sucks!
12:38What am I gonna do?!
12:41I'm so turned on I can't friggin' get to sleep!
12:45...
12:55A bath before a date's good manners...
12:57Even if your date's just a dream!
13:15Why are the lanterns out?
13:21Oh my god, I better...
13:23Whoa, hang on.
13:24I remember feeling sleepy and closing my eyes before,
13:27so there's a good chance this is...
13:30My dream!
13:35What a gorgeous moon.
13:37Simply breath...
13:41Hey.
13:55Whoa.
13:56I always imagined she'd have a slammin' body, but...
14:00Damn.
14:02I wonder if the succubus enhanced her to suit my taste more.
14:06What are you doing?
14:10So, you ready to get down to business?
14:16Well, don't just sit there.
14:19Come on over here and scrub my back.
14:21I...
14:25Plain shy, huh?
14:27I can work with that.
14:28I kinda like it, actually.
14:30It's kinda trippy they whipped you up to be in my dream, though.
14:33I guess it's cause I requested a hot older woman with a rockin' bod.
14:37I got that.
14:38Requested?
14:39What are you talking about?
14:40What do you think?
14:41I mean, that is to say, I don't know what to say is what I mean to say.
14:44How dare you ask me to scrub your back?
14:46And what do you mean by dream?
14:48And oh, my head is spinning right now.
14:50I cannot even...
14:50Sorry, it's cute and all, but I didn't order the hard-to-get type.
14:54Wait a minute.
14:55I did want a shy, inexperienced older woman, which is the same thing, really.
14:59Eh, you'll do.
15:01Look, the innocent thing's great and I appreciate that, but come on now, scrub my back already!
15:08But I, um, considering the fact that we are both naked, do you think my doing that would be wise?
15:14Oh my god!
15:15Would you hurry up?
15:15The anticipation's killing me!
15:17Have you no shame?
15:19Do you understand what you are asking of me?
15:21Why, why, if Aqua or Megamine sauce, they'd...
15:24I'm cool if they do, and if they want to join in, that's cool with me, too.
15:28What happened to you?
15:29How can you say such wicked things so casually?
15:32Would you put a sock in it already?
15:34You keep screaming like that and you're gonna wake up the whole damn town!
15:37Quit being unreasonable and get to scrubbing me.
15:40How can you expect me to be reasonable when you're making such lecherous comments?
15:45Wait, am I the only one with common sense here, or have I got mad?
15:48You're not crazy, just a little weird is all.
15:51And sorry for lashing out about the yelling, it's a dream, so go ahead.
15:55Now, get to scrubbing!
15:58Uh, uh...
16:08I cannot believe this!
16:11To be ordered around so brazenly and not having the wherewithal to resist! How pathetic!
16:17I can't believe this is happening either. I've never been confident with the ladies, so it's kinda nice having one
16:23act all shy and embarrassed with me.
16:26Why, you! I have had enough of this newfound worldly attitude of yours! There!
16:31I have done what you asked of me, so may I please leave now?
16:36Not even, you're just getting started. Even though I set you for inexperience, don't forget you still gotta dry me
16:41off without a towel.
16:44Why, I never! I might be inexperienced in the ways of pleasure, but that is definitely...
16:49Come on...
16:52Totally...
16:53Oh...
16:53I'm waiting...
16:58Hurry...
17:04Ah-ha! Caught ya! Wake up everyone! There's an intruder in the house!
17:09Huh?
17:09That was Aqua!
17:10If I wanted a distraction now, I would've ordered one!
17:14Even in my dreams she's a pain! I'm gonna go tell her off!
17:17C-Cozuma?
17:20There you are!
17:22Oh hey! I have her trapped in my barrier, so don't worry! She's not going any...
17:27Eww! Put some clothes on you, perv!
17:30I was taking a bath and...
17:33It's one of them succubuses!
17:36I put a magic barrier around the house and it caught her! She's a succubus, so I bet she was
17:41after you, Kazuma!
17:44That's weird, what's she doing out here? Wait, if she's here, then who was in the bath just...
17:50Oh...
17:51I'll exorcise this little hussy-and-nothing flack! Now be good and let us destroy you!
17:57Say your prayers, succubus! I'll be using my most powerful anti-demon spell on...
18:02Huh?
18:09Run!
18:10But, sir, I...
18:12We can't let her go! That demon broke in here because it wanted to suck the life out of you!
18:17Get away from her, Kazuma!
18:19This is my fault, sir! If I weren't so new at this, I would've known about the barrier and not
18:24gotten caught!
18:25But, I will accept my fate to protect your reputation! Please, sir, pretend you don't know me and let your
18:31friend exorcise me!
18:35Think of yourself!
18:36What's your problem? If you think a goddess like me is going to let a demon like her go, you're
18:41crazy!
18:42I'm warning you, step aside and let me at her, or I'll beat you senseless!
18:50Stop! Do not hurt him! He has been charmed by the succubus!
18:53That is the only explanation for his strange behavior of late! He has been going on and on about dreams
18:59and requests and all sorts of devilish things!
19:02That cursed succubus put me through such humiliation! I shall kill her myself!
19:07Don't be fooled, Kazuma! She might be cute, but she's still a monster!
19:11She's our enemy, you idiot!
19:13Go!
19:15But, sir...
19:16Alright, then. If you want to do this the hard way, we'll do this the hard way.
19:20As soon as I get through beating you to a pulp, I'm going to send your little demon friend to
19:25hell!
19:31Come get some!
19:39There are some things you've got to protect with your life!
19:47Let's ROCK!
19:48ROCK!
19:58Gosh darn it. She got away.
20:01Better toss some salt.
20:04ROONOSUBA!
20:05ROCK!
20:15Fine. If you're not going to say something, I will.
20:18I feel bad for all the crap you say I did, but it's not like you couldn't have stopped it
20:22if you really wanted to.
20:23ROCK!
20:27Then you really, truly do not remember what happened in the bath last night?
20:33Nothing?
20:34Neither the things you said nor had me do?
20:37Not even the succubus?
20:39No. I don't remember any of that stuff.
20:42I woke up feeling like I had a nice dream, though.
20:45Oh, alright. That's good, then.
20:49Well, what's done is done.
20:51It was an accident.
20:53I, too, should forget it.
20:55Last night, I was mind-controlled by a succubus.
21:00That's what I'm telling everyone.
21:01It's a convenient excuse, and I'd be crazy not to run with it!
21:05I have to admit, I was quite shocked by how forceful you behaved, but it was also sort of thrilling.
21:12It was, however, unacceptable to make me do things I clearly had no concept of.
21:17Please, you got as much common sense as the next girl to have known what was going on.
21:21No way are you as innocent as you say you are!
21:24Oh, and you walked in on me, remember, so how can any of this be my fault?
21:29I mean, I did like the lanterns, and I even put the sign on the door.
21:33You knew I was in there, and you came in anyway!
21:36I knew it! You do remember what happened last night, don't you?
21:40Was that succubus really controlling you, or were you aware of your actions?
21:45Answer me!
21:49Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert! This is not a drill!
21:53The Mobile Fortress Destroyer is approaching!
21:55Oh, no! What the hell's a destroyer?
22:07What the hell's a destroyer?
22:11What the hell's a destroyer?
22:15How much is feeling about it?
22:19Poison?
22:20How much did you Nawaz?
22:26You see?
22:27What the hell's a destroyer?
22:30It's stopped by getting a bear.
22:31The environment of the island, and you can't afford it.
22:31You can't afford it to the island.
22:31It's aolic place.
22:32The ship from the island, I'll fly away.
22:36You can afford it to the sea.
22:41ベラブ 僕は今 土をはだれ七つの海
23:02戸拡にかける南から風が吹いて急にあの
23:05降り始めた
23:06The spring is right next to me
23:12I'm going to buy a洗濯物
23:36must not seek out physical pain for sexual sati-
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