- 2 days ago
- #konosuba
After a traffic accident, Kazuma Sato's disappointingly brief life was supposed to be over, but a goddess gives him a second chance.
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00:01Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert!
00:04All citizens must evacuate immediately!
00:07Adventurers, equip yourselves and report to the guild!
00:11Hey, don't just stand there!
00:12We have to leave!
00:14Could it be here any minute?
00:15What will?
00:16The Mobile Fortress Destroyer.
00:18It's suicide to try to fight something so fearsome.
00:21Can someone tell me what a destroyer even is?
00:25It is an ancient weapon.
00:27And wherever it rampages through, not even the grass remains.
00:33Come on, guys. Let's head to the guild.
00:36You're crazy!
00:37We worked our asses to the bone for this house!
00:40And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let anything happen to it!
00:57Let's go!
01:01We have a party dreamers!
01:07We are party dreamers!
01:07We are party dreams!
01:21It's not the only way you can.
01:24I will have a dream.
01:29I can't see it.
01:35I can't see it.
01:38I can't see it.
01:39It's a dream.
01:40I can't see it.
01:44I can't see it.
01:47I can't see it.
01:47It's a wonderful world.
01:49I can't see it.
01:53We're AWS.
01:54We're forever here.
01:55We're forever here,
02:00I can't see it.
02:02I won't be forever here.
02:04I can't see it.
02:05Every day we must be willing to do.
02:09With all of this,
02:10We are forever.
02:25You are the only hope this town has.
02:30Thank you for putting your lives on the line to help.
02:34Okay, everyone.
02:35Our intel shows the Mobile Fortress Destroyer is approaching from the northwest.
02:39Our town stands directly in its path.
02:42It will be at our walls within one hour.
02:54Question! I heard it was made a long time ago with advanced magical technology.
02:59Can't we ask its creators how to neutralize it or how to break its magic barrier?
03:04When the Destroyer switched on, its creators were the first to die.
03:08How's a town full of noobs supposed to stop this thing?
03:10Talk about a hard level.
03:12If Kyu, you were here, he'd know what to do.
03:15Yeah, how come he ain't here?
03:18Face it, we should get out of here while we can.
03:21We cannot. It is our duty to protect the homes of the townspeople.
03:25I swear, Darkness, you can be so stubborn.
03:28Hey, you! You got any bright ideas?
03:32Not off the bat, I don't.
03:35Oh! Hey, Aqua! You think you can bust through its magic barrier?
03:42I have no way to know unless I try.
03:44Why? Are you saying you can break the Destroyer's magic barrier?
03:47No one's saying anything. I-I was just wondering.
03:50Well, can't you and your party at least try?
03:52I-I guess?
03:54All right.
03:55But we still need the firepower to kill it.
03:58Oh, we got that.
04:00Sure, she's small, but she packs a wallop.
04:02You know, the crazy one.
04:05Yeah, that weirdo's the bomb. Literally.
04:07That little nutjob can blast it to pieces!
04:12Stay!
04:14Hold on a minute!
04:15If you're talking about me, don't you dare call me by any name other than my own!
04:19Anyone does it again, and I'll show you how crazy I am.
04:23I'll incinerate you all right here and now.
04:26Your explosion magic could put the odds in our favor.
04:30It could save the town.
04:33As fearsome as it is, I doubt it's powerful enough to take it down in one blow.
04:40Excuse me, I'm sorry I'm late!
04:43I'm Wiz, owner of the Magic Item Shop.
04:46I also happen to be a certified adventurer, and I've come to help however I can.
04:50There's shopkeepers here!
04:52She's broke, but she's no joke!
04:53Dirt poor shopkeeper for the win!
04:58Yo, calling her out for being poor is not cool.
05:00And why in the hell is everyone cheering her on like she's some kind of celebrity?
05:04Dude, you don't know about her?
05:06Before she opened her shop here, she had a rep for being this great arch wizard.
05:10They'd crap their pants if they knew she was really a lich.
05:13All right, everyone! The emergency quest will now begin!
05:17Yeah!
05:23Yo, hurry up with that! He's gonna be here any second!
05:26Right!
05:35Come on, Darkness. You can't stand out here waiting.
05:39Look, I know how much you like the pain and all, and I'm not judging, but you'd hope out more
05:43back at the-
05:43I understand why you would think what you do, given my usual behavior, but I am a knight, remember?
05:51Do you think I would put desire before duty?
05:53Yeah, that's exactly what you're doing.
05:59In truth, the people here are my responsibility.
06:02They might not know why or even care, but still, it is my duty to protect them.
06:08Why them in particular?
06:14My real given name is Lalatina Dustiness Ford.
06:19Uh, Lala what?
06:21I am a Dustiness Ford. My family governs this land.
06:25Wait, you're a rich girl?
06:27Please keep it secret.
06:29Oh, sure.
06:31I am a knight.
06:33As such, I must protect my people.
06:36It is my duty and honor to. Agreed?
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:41I am sorry for being selfish and stubborn.
06:44Well, when it comes to being all selfish and stubborn, there's a certain archpriest I know that blows you away.
06:51But you're doing what you do for the right reasons, so I'm cool with that.
06:56Very well, then.
07:08Lalatina.
07:08Never call me by that name again!
07:11Kodosuba!
07:12Attention, everyone!
07:14The destroyer will be in sight shortly!
07:16Prepare yourselves for battle!
07:40Damn, it's huge!
07:43Oh, my God!
07:45Oh, my God!
07:48Oh, my God!
07:48Oh, my God!
07:50This ain't gonna be easy, that's for sure.
07:52Hey, we're...
07:53You can do this, right?
07:56I'll give it my best shot, Lady Aqua.
07:58I might not look it, but I'm the highest rank of undead.
08:01So does that mean yes or no?
08:03If I should happen to fail, then we'll all return to the dust together.
08:07Quit joking around, you!
08:09That's not even funny!
08:10Hey, Kazuma!
08:11You guys okay over there?
08:12It'll be okay.
08:13I can totally do this.
08:15I'm strong enough.
08:16We're not okay.
08:17I'm a genius, man.
08:18Hey, quit stressing yourself out.
08:19Everything's gonna be fine.
08:21I'll blow it to ashes with my explosion magic.
08:25No, no, wait.
08:26Not yet.
08:28Here it comes!
08:37Secrets!
08:41Secrets!
08:45Dispouse!
08:47Dispouse!
08:47Oh, my God.
08:58The world that I've ever seen in the past
09:01The world that I've ever seen
09:03The world that I've ever seen
09:06The world that I've seen
09:09The world that I've seen
09:12The world that I've seen
09:15The world that I've seen
09:16Now's our chance!
09:18I'm all set!
09:19Ready, Megabean?
09:21Go, go! What are you waiting for?
09:25Come on!
09:26What's the hold-up? You said you loved explosion magic!
09:29You're gonna stand there and let Wiz show you up?
09:31Hurry and bust out your magic!
09:33Or is it so weak you can't even put a dent in that thing!
09:36How dare you!
09:37Don't you speak like that to me!
09:39Questioning my skill is even worse than making fun of my name!
09:44You want an explosion?
09:45I shall show you an explosion!
09:48Darkness blacker than black, darker than dark
09:51Merge with my deep crimson
09:53I beseech thee!
09:54The time of awakening has come!
09:56From the boundaries of righteousness
09:58Come forth, O justice!
10:00As an intangible distortion!
10:04Explosion!
10:05I will go before you!
10:08I don't feel.
10:10I won't be surprised!
10:12I won't be surprised!
10:14I won't make any progress!
10:14It will come, I won't take you in!
10:37You did it!
10:43That's a lich for you.
10:45Your power will always be greater than mine.
10:48So frustrating.
10:50You did good.
10:51And sorry about all the crap I said.
10:53They did it!
10:54Now that it's over, I'm getting married.
10:57Those knuckleheads better shut up or they're gonna trigger a flag!
11:00Now that it's dead, let's all hit the bar!
11:02I can't wait to collect the reward!
11:04Shut up, you idiot! Your big fat mouth's gonna get us killed!
11:11There you go! Happy now?
11:15Critical damage detected.
11:17All crew members evacuate immediately.
11:20Self-destruct sequence engaged.
11:22Self-destruct sequence engaged.
11:25HOLY HELL!
11:28Self-destruct engaged.
11:31Self-destruct engaged.
11:41Oh, crap!
11:43It's gonna blow!
11:44Run!
11:45I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!
11:47Come on, Darkness! Let's get out of here!
11:49I cannot withdraw until the battle has ended.
11:53No matter how mighty the enemy, a knight must hold their ground.
11:57Darkness!
11:58When I think about exposing myself to a bomb big enough to vaporize a whole town, I feel...
12:05I feel a rising excitement I have never felt before.
12:10Will I be able to withstand the blast?
12:12No matter how sturdy I am, I doubt I shall survive unscathed.
12:18I cannot stand this waiting!
12:21Kazuma!
12:21Yeah?
12:22I am going to charge in there!
12:23Huh?
12:24No, you can't go!
12:25Do not wait for me!
12:29Hey, look!
12:31Darkness is attacking it!
12:34She intends to destroy it before it explodes!
12:38She's trying to save the town!
12:39I'm gonna go with her!
12:42I owe my life to this town and its people!
12:44I'm past level 30, so I should have left here ages ago.
12:49But now I remember why I stayed in this town of beginning adventurers.
12:53Where else can a guy party like a rockstar for cheap?
12:57Here's our chance to repay this town for all it's given us!
13:01Yeah!
13:02We built this town and by god we'll protect it!
13:12Come out you spider driving bastard!
13:18Kazuma!
13:19I have an idea!
13:21The self destruct must have a power source!
13:23If we find it we can shut it down!
13:26Don't tell Darkness that!
13:28She has her heart set on getting blown up today!
13:32It's open!
13:37Looks to me they have everything under control now!
13:40Why don't we come back tomorrow when it's less crowded?
13:43Oh shut up and come on!
13:48Cugpit's open!
13:51I really don't wanna be here!
13:56Look guys!
13:57The pilots!
13:59Would you look at that!
14:01He's quite dead!
14:02Well at least he's not undead!
14:04Look at him!
14:05He must have died peacefully without a single regret!
14:09Wait!
14:09What are you talking about?!
14:11He died alone!
14:12I mean can you even imagine what that was like for him!
14:17What's this?
14:22I can't believe what these big shots want me to do!
14:25I have to make a mobile fortress for next to nothing! Cheapskates!
14:30Damn!
14:31That's his diary!
14:34They asked what I'd use to power it!
14:36Hell if I know!
14:38To get him off my back I asked for something rare!
14:41Coronatite!
14:44Damn it!
14:44They brought some!
14:45Now what?
14:47If this doesn't work they'll execute me!
14:49It has to work!
14:51Please work!
14:51Please!
14:54Welp!
14:55It's done!
14:55And it's out of control!
14:58Oh my god!
15:00The kingdom's fallen!
15:02Everyone's dead!
15:03This thing works as ordered though so hey!
15:06Nice job me!
15:07Anyway, I can't stop this thing and I can't get out so I think I'll be spending the rest of
15:12my life in it!
15:13What kind of idiot forgets to make an off switch!
15:18Oh right, I'm the idiot that forgot to make an off switch!
15:25The end.
15:26You asshole!
15:31Dust and the others got out okay.
15:33So, now what do we do?
15:35The Coronatype could explode at any minute!
15:38You're a goddess, can't you do something?
15:40Don't me!
15:42Ain't stealing away evil crap a basic goddessy thing to do?
15:45What the heck gave you that idea?
15:46But I bet someone like Wiz can deal with it, can't you Wiz?
15:52I could use a teleportation statue!
15:54Yeah, do that!
15:55But I can't, I don't have enough magic!
15:57Um, Kazuma?
15:59Yeah?
16:01I have a request.
16:03Sure, what is it?
16:09Would you please let me suck it out?
16:12Absolutely.
16:13I won't be crude and ask suck what or suck how cause this ain't the time for jokes.
16:17I trust you so suck away.
16:22Thank you so much for letting me.
16:24No, thank you.
16:24Now then.
16:25Bring it.
16:28Mom, Dad, I lost my virginity in this parallel-
16:34Drain, touch!
16:35I'm so sorry!
16:40Hey, stop it!
16:41That's enough!
16:42He's getting all shuffled up!
16:45Yup.
16:46That sucked.
16:47I think I have enough to use my teleportation spell.
16:50Good for you.
16:52Now, where to send it?
16:54There are only a few places where I can.
16:56We'll send it somewhere!
16:58That thing changed from glowing a scary red to a super scary white!
17:01I can send it away immediately if I do a random teleport.
17:05Yeah, do that!
17:06I don't know.
17:07What if it ends up going to a place where there are lots of people?
17:11Whatevs!
17:11It's a big world!
17:13I'll take full responsibility for this.
17:15I'm maxed out with luck, so I'm not worried.
17:22If you say so.
17:24I'm counting on your luck then, Kazuma.
17:29Teleport!
17:34Initiating self-disco.
17:38Oh, there you are!
17:39It's over!
17:41Hardly.
17:42I can smell an opponent from a mile away.
17:45The scent of danger still lingers in the air here.
17:49This is far from over.
17:51Huh?
17:53What was that?!
18:02What's it doing?!
18:03I thought you got rid of the Corona-type!
18:07Oh no!
18:09It's become so hot inside the pressure has ruptured the hull!
18:13If it explodes, the firestorm will destroy the town!
18:16Then why'd we bother with the Corona-type?!
18:19Use your explosion spell!
18:21I don't have enough magic left!
18:24Hang on, let me think!
18:27Come to think about it, I took out all of my loans with the guild here.
18:32So if there's no more guild then...
18:34Hey, numbskull!
18:36Don't you yank my arm!
18:38Can't you see I'm trying to figure out some very important issues over here?!
18:43This isn't the type of games you shouldn't need!
18:46Yeah, I know! That's why I did it!
18:47I'm gonna share your magic with Wiz so she can do her explosion spell!
18:51No!
18:51Did you forget what my holy power did to her last time?!
18:54If you pump her full of it, she'll disappear!
18:58Motherf-
19:03Your savior hath come!
19:06Megamine!
19:06I couldn't get here sooner because I pass... I mean, yes! I passed the threshold of my endurance!
19:12Now that I have recovered, I will show you true explosion magic!
19:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
19:18Konosuba!
19:21All right, you guys ready?
19:23I have never been more readier!
19:25You only get one shot at this! Now show me what you got, tough guy!
19:29You know what to do, right? Don't take too much of my power! Not too much, goddess?!
19:33Would you quit worrying? I'll leave just enough so you can do your party tricks!
19:38How dare you?!
19:39Oh, I dare!
19:39My godly powers are nothing to joke about!
19:41Whatever!
19:42Find a place where the skin is thinnest! That's where Drain Touch works the best!
19:45And the closer to the heart, the better!
19:48Hmph. I get to use explosion magic twice in a day!
19:51Ha ha ha ha!
19:53Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!
19:55Ask permission before you touch a girl!
19:57You creep, this is harassment! We're all gonna die and you're trying to cop a feel!
20:01I'm not copping anything! I'm trying to use Drain Touch where your skin's the thinnest!
20:05Hey, get your ass back here!
20:07Would you quit fighting me?!
20:08You're lucky I don't touch your chest!
20:11Konosuba!
20:15Is everyone happy now?
20:17Yes! Her power is amazing!
20:20With this, I can fire off the biggest, most beautiful explosion ever!
20:24Hey Megumin, are you done yet?
20:27I'm starting to worry about what'll happen if you overload yourself.
20:30I'm okay, just topping it off!
20:32Oh, yeah, that's the ticket! This'll be great!
20:36Uh oh, what have I done? She's not gonna blow herself up, is she?!
20:43Oh darkness shrouded in light, frenzy blaze clad in night!
20:50When it comes to explosion magic, I shall not be outdone by anyone!
20:54Mine shall reign supreme in this world!
20:57Here goes!
21:00My ultimate destructive spell!
21:04Explosion!
21:07Explosion!
21:27And with that, our battle with the Mobile Fortress Destroyer was over.
21:36This lame world, which, by the way, is nothing like the kick-ass world of adventure I hoped
21:41for, was safe.
21:47I got myself a party, even though everyone's hopeless.
21:51I got myself a rad house too, instead of those damn freezing stables.
22:00Life here sure hasn't been easy on me, but the way I see it, everything that happened
22:05was good, because it made me grow as a person.
22:09That was the longest tutorial stage ever!
22:14Because what?!
22:15A bunch of knights from the Imperial Capital have come to town!
22:18Huh, I guess they wanted to hand us the reward in person.
22:22Man, this is great!
22:23Now I can get out there and go on some real adventures!
22:34You are Kazuma Sato, yes?
22:36You have been accused of the crime of treason against the Kingdom.
22:41I'm here to place you under arrest.
22:43Huh?!
22:43You did order a mass of Coronatite to be teleported, did you not?
22:48It completely destroyed Lord Aldarp's mansion.
22:52What?!
22:54Oh my, how awful.
22:56So, um, are we still getting the reward?
22:58I think I hear my next adventure calling.
23:01No you don't!
23:03God, I hate this rotten world.
23:05It's like everything in it's been out to get me since day friggin' one.
23:09What are you gonna do, Kazuma?!
23:11You're a criminal now!
23:12If they take you to jail, you can't kill the double king and I'll never get back home!
23:16Dear God in heaven, I pray that if I ever get another chance to go to a parallel world,
23:23it'll be somewhere awesome where I can finally, FINALLY do something cool with my life!
23:29Your life!
23:59The sea from the岬
24:01From the sea to the sea
24:06The wind is blowing
24:09The wind is blowing
24:11I am now from the ground
24:17The sea of the sea
24:21The sea of the sea
24:23The sea of the sea
24:35El Microses
24:36The sea from the lake
24:36You complimented
24:36them away
24:37The air this way
24:42views by water
24:43The sea of the sea
24:46I'm a man, I'm a man
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